Comedians turn motivational speakers

If you’re looking for motivation, maybe you shouldn’t listen to these comedians. 😂

Transcript

00:00It's not easy being a motivational speaker.

00:03I go up to women all the time and I tell them,

00:06Hey, I get it. I respect the hustle.

00:09And you know what they say?

00:10Get out of the woman's washroom.

00:12Wait a minute, you want to give up because you failed once in life?

00:16That's bullshit, man.

00:18Go at it again.

00:19Keep trying.

00:20You might fail again.

00:21Hell, you might fail every single time.

00:24So every day I spend at least 30 minutes meditating.

00:28Because meditation gives me like this peace and calm and perspective over life.

00:33But what I slowly realized was that when I'm spending 30 minutes meditating,

00:38I'm not really doing anything else, you know.

00:41But that's the beauty of failure.

00:42Every time you fail, someone else succeeds because you fail.

00:46So keep being a failure for them.

00:49Kids in Africa die every day of hunger.

00:52Now imagine what would happen if they invested that same energy in eating.

00:58It's all about the perspective.

01:00I don't even waste tears because even tears have salts and minerals and stuff.

01:04So what I do is every night after I cry,

01:07I save those tears and use them in my protein shake in the next morning.

01:13People ask me,

01:14Pawar, how are you so positive all the time?

01:17Actually have a AAAA battery up my...

01:19What do you mean one side of the cell is the negative side?

01:22Give me the positive side on both sides or else...

01:23The manifestation, the walking around the clock.

01:27Stop having a negative outlook towards life.

01:32So what I do now is when I'm meditating,

01:35I use my out-of-body body and do like four sets of push-ups.

01:41In those...

01:42Like, you know, I do push-ups while I'm meditating or I even read a book at the same time.

01:48So the productivity is still on, you know.

01:50Life is not about being a negative Nancy.

01:53It's about being a positive Prashant.

01:56I know life is all about going out there, being serious and hustling.

02:00But you should always keep the child alive.