痛快！明石家電視台 2024年11月23日 ＃1558「さんまの小耳に挟ませたい！」
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00:00I don't know.
00:02It's just a question.
00:04I'm sorry.
00:06I am so sorry.
00:08I'm sorry.
00:10I'm sorry.
00:12I'm sorry.
00:14This time,
00:16it's a special.
00:18I'm sorry.
00:20You look like Takan.
00:22You look like Takan.
00:24It's a special.
00:26I forgot.
00:28But the two of you don't have much in common.
00:32When I work, I watch the show with him.
00:34So he's the older one.
00:36Well, I also help him do the acting.
00:38What?
00:40I also help him do the acting.
00:42I was invited to the same live show
00:44when I appeared in TV Tale.
00:46I see.
00:48You don't have much in common.
00:50You don't have much in common.
00:52Don't come up with things like this.
00:54Really.
00:56We have a special story for you, Sanma!
01:02We have a special gift for Sanma, who will be 70 years old next year!
01:10I want to be 100 years old in a year!
01:13I'll do my best, Haruto!
01:16I'll do my best!
01:17And, the occult researcher, Yukiko Sumi, has a little too big of a proposal for Sanma!
01:23I want Sanma to be kidnapped as soon as possible!
01:33We have a special story for Sanma, who will be 70 years old next year!
01:36First,
01:39Sanma is 26 years old this year.
01:42He has a deep connection with Sanma, and is good at tutorials!
01:46We have a special story for Sanma, who will be 70 years old next year!
01:55Sanma, I'm sorry to bother you, but I was worried about your retirement plan.
02:01Thank you so much!
02:03Kurosawa told me to build an apartment for a few people at an old man's home.
02:10Do you still have plans for that?
02:13That's right.
02:14It's good to celebrate at an old man's home,
02:17but I'm more worried about what will happen after that.
02:21It's not acting, but I'm worried about what will happen right before you die.
02:28Thank you!
02:29Thank you so much!
02:33I'd like to think about what will happen right before you die.
02:36I don't think we should think about that.
02:39Sanma is 69 years old, and his brother is 75 years old.
02:45He's amazing, isn't he?
02:47Yes, he is.
02:48Sanma is 69 years old, and his brother is 75 years old.
02:50His master is very healthy, isn't he?
02:53So far, yes.
02:55So if you two go ahead, Sanma will be alone.
03:01Wait a minute!
03:03I can't go ahead!
03:05Because I have to get a doctor's appointment!
03:09You have a great legacy!
03:11It's none of your business!
03:13It's none of my business!
03:15I'm sure you'll take care of me in the summer.
03:19No, I won't.
03:22I want to die!
03:24I want to die!
03:26I won't even come to a dinner party.
03:30What should I do?
03:32When you're alone,
03:35you talk to a lot of people, don't you?
03:38I'm sure.
03:40I'm sure.
03:42I'm sure.
03:43I'm sure.
03:44You're talking to a friend!
03:45I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
03:46I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
03:47I'll go to a friend's house.
03:50When you're in the city, you talk to a lot of people.
03:54Why don't you go to a deserted island once?
03:58I won't die!
04:01If you go to a deserted island, you can talk to people.
04:05You'll be motivated to talk to people.
04:08I see. I see.
04:11You can talk to people who come to your house.
04:14I'm sorry. I'll go to a deserted island.
04:18You're not a boomer.
04:20You can talk to people on the internet.
04:22You can talk to people on the internet.
04:24You can talk to people on the internet.
04:26I'm a jellyfish!
04:28What are you doing?
04:29I'm a jellyfish!
04:33I'm sorry, but I'm going to tell you about the plan when Sanma dies.
04:40When Sanma dies, I think he'll suddenly die.
04:47That's what experts say.
04:51If he doesn't get sick, he'll die.
04:56That's what experts say.
04:58I won't die without suffering.
05:02But I don't know when I'll die.
05:04I don't know when I'll die.
05:06The problem is Kogyo Yoshimoto.
05:09It's a special ceremony.
05:11You have to do it grandly.
05:13If you're not ready, it's sudden.
05:16If you're not ready, it's sudden.
05:19If you're not ready, it's sudden.
05:22I've been thinking about Sanma's special ceremony.
05:30This is absolutely normal.
05:34You've already thought about it.
05:36You've already thought about it.
05:38Let's see the panel.
05:39What is Sanma's special ceremony?
05:44I'll do it grandly.
05:47Thank you for the same answer as Kogyo Yoshimoto.
05:50Let's assume that Sanma is 99 years old.
05:56Thank you for your careful consideration.
05:58I'll do it grandly when I get older.
06:04I'll do it grandly when I get older.
06:09Let's assume that Sanma is 99 years old.
06:13Let's assume that Sanma is 99 years old.
06:15It will be too late to meet him.
06:18I think it's possible.
06:20I think it's possible.
06:22I think it's possible.
06:24This is what I say in my drama.
06:26I think it's possible.
06:28Yoshimoto Kogyo is a ticket company.
06:30Yes.
06:32Anyone can buy a ticket and get in.
06:34Yes.
06:36We are loved by the people.
06:38If you buy a ticket, you can get in.
06:42It's like a power plant.
06:44It's easy to be a power plant.
06:46This is 5,500 yen.
06:48This is a fire extinguisher.
06:50Don't you have a fire extinguisher?
06:52I don't have a fire extinguisher.
06:54I don't have a fire extinguisher.
06:56I don't have a fire extinguisher.
06:58Bring me a fire extinguisher.
07:02In the theater lobby,
07:04there is a snack.
07:06For example,
07:08there is a curry.
07:10Is it a staple food?
07:12I haven't eaten it.
07:14There is another staple food.
07:16It's beef bowl.
07:18It's a staple food.
07:20I eat this as a staple food.
07:22It's a staple food.
07:24There is a tourist product of Georgia.
07:28He is a tourist.
07:30He is drinking beer.
07:34It's been three days since he came to Kansai.
07:36He will announce the schedule of the day
07:38while being busy.
07:40I will introduce the schedule of the day.
07:42I will introduce the schedule of the day.
07:44It's amazing.
07:46It's a little early.
07:48At 10 o'clock,
07:50the priest and the audience will come in.
07:52There are also people around here.
07:56I'm counting on you.
07:58From 11 o'clock,
08:00we will have a rehearsal.
08:02I don't want to rehearse.
08:04I don't want to rehearse.
08:06I don't want to rehearse.
08:08I don't want to rehearse.
08:10He refuses to rehearse.
08:12I don't want to rehearse.
08:18He refuses to rehearse.
08:20At 12 o'clock,
08:22the audience will come in.
08:24The audience will come in
08:26at the time of the music.
08:28The audience will come in
08:30at the time of the music.
08:32I see, I see.
08:34I see, I see.
08:35Before that, there were a few people who had already passed away.
08:39Soya is a great manager.
08:42Thank you for this.
08:43At 13 o'clock, it will be held.
08:45It will be held.
08:46The opening ceremony will be held.
08:47I'm going home.
08:48Mr. Imaru.
08:49Mr. Imaru will do it.
08:51Viewers, Kanpei, and Mr. Bannai,
08:53if you know, please tell us.
08:56There are times when I don't know.
08:58There are times when I don't know.
08:59You have to think about various things.
09:01It's always like this.
09:03That's great.
09:06That's great.
09:07You can imagine it from left to right.
09:09You can imagine it.
09:11In the case of BANNO, it's around here.
09:13I see.
09:14Mr. Kanpei is also there.
09:16There are a lot of guests.
09:18From 13 o'clock to 10 o'clock, let's use the first half of the story.
09:22Isn't the story part too early?
09:25Mr. Saka's special ceremony is funny.
09:27I see.
09:29The first part was made by Einstein.
09:31I'm honored. Thank you.
09:33Next is Moriya's BANBANBIGARU.
09:35It's a steel plate.
09:37It's a steel plate.
09:38It's a steel plate.
09:39It's a steel plate.
09:40It's a steel plate.
09:42The story is 5 minutes long.
09:44The story is 5 minutes long.
09:45The director is 15 minutes long.
09:46The directors are 15 minutes long.
09:48Isn't 15 minutes long?
09:50The story is 30 to 40 minutes long.
09:5440 minutes?
09:56That's a lot of time.
09:58I can do this for several minutes.
10:00The story starts at 1 o'clock.
10:03It starts with a special ceremony.
10:05The story is 40 minutes long.
10:09So, I will talk with the guests in the lobby on the 3rd floor.
10:19It's like a New Year's special.
10:22We'll be talking to each other, and if one person leaves, a new person will come in.
10:28We'll have a really good talk.
10:30I see.
10:31It's not Miyasako, it's Hoto-chan!
10:34Well, I'd like it if Miyasako-san could come, too.
10:37Yeah.
10:38If Hoto-san is awake by then.
10:41That's right.
10:42With Yoshimoto-san.
10:44He's already awake.
10:47He might remember Yoshimoto for a long time.
10:49That's right. He might have a deep memory.
10:52We'll be talking for about 40 minutes.
10:55And in the remaining 20 minutes, we'll have Sanma-san's famous scenes.
11:00That's great.
11:01I'll make sure that each TV station has a good balance.
11:05Thank you!
11:06First...
11:08He's looking at the balance.
11:10He's a national figure, so...
11:13First, we'll have the MBS famous scenes.
11:17And from NHK, we'll have Akashiya Kohaku.
11:19Thank you!
11:20And from TBS, we'll have Danjo Shichini.
11:23There's Karakuri, too.
11:25We only have 20 minutes left.
11:27If it's Karakuri, we'll have all of them.
11:30And Karasawagi.
11:32And, um...
11:33There aren't a lot of embarrassing scenes.
11:37That's right.
11:38Recently, there's only been Tetsuko's room.
11:41Before that, of course, there was.
11:43I see, Tetsuko's room.
11:45When Tetsuko's room, which isn't a regular program, came out,
11:50I was like, I see, Sanma-san, there were a lot of embarrassing scenes.
11:54He felt that, too.
11:56That's right.
11:59To make him feel that, he went to Tetsuko's room.
12:03That's right.
12:04Now that we've finished the 60 minutes,
12:07we'll move on to the last part.
12:09Yes, yes.
12:10It's the second half of the story.
12:12I see, I see.
12:13It starts with Akina.
12:14It starts with Akina.
12:15It's the first time I've ever slipped.
12:17Yes, it's the first time I've ever slipped.
12:19It's Kumada-sensei, right?
12:21It's too long!
12:22It's too long!
12:23It's too long!
12:24It's too long.
12:25It's too long, but 30 minutes.
12:26It's too long!
12:27It's too long!
12:28It's too long!
12:29There's a lot of memories from that time!
12:30If that's the case, I can just do it in 30 minutes.
12:33That's how it's going to be, right?
12:36You're too fast!
12:38What?
12:39You're too fast!
12:41You're too fast!
12:42You're too fast!
12:43You're too fast!
12:46And lastly,
12:47this is a farewell message from Mr. Haraguchi.
12:51This is a message from Mr. Sanma
12:53that he wants to give to Mr. Haraguchi
12:55in case he passes away.
12:57I want you to make this for me.
12:59Yes, come on!
13:01And Mr. Haraguchi will read that message.
13:04I want you to do it in Mr. Sanma's style.
13:06Then I'll do it.
13:08He's taking a video.
13:10He's taking a video.
13:14He's taking a video, right?
13:15That was a blind spot.
13:19That's true.
13:20That's true.
13:21That's true.
13:22That's true.
13:23You can do it with Mr. Haraguchi!
13:24Yes, I'll do it live.
13:26And I'll talk.
13:28And lastly,
13:29Mr. Haraguchi will say,
13:30Hey, I'm counting on you!
13:31And then,
13:32I'll put an ending.
13:33And then,
13:34everyone will get together.
13:35Everyone, please stay behind.
13:37What?
13:38What?
13:40Can I just run to you?
13:43Can I just run to you?
13:44I can't go back from the second floor.
13:45No, you can't.
13:46You can't go from the elevator behind NJK.
13:49I'll run to you from the face.
13:53At 4.30,
13:55the three cars will leave.
13:57The famous song,
13:58The famous song,
13:59The famous song,
14:00I love this song.
14:02I see.
14:03And then,
14:04everyone will leave.
14:06And then,
14:08in front of NJK,
14:09everyone will wait for the three cars.
14:11And then,
14:12there will be a parade.
14:14Oh, no.
14:15I'm going to cry.
14:17I'm going to cry.
14:19And then,
14:20in front of NJK,
14:21from Amuza Line,
14:22from Amuza Line,
14:23everyone will run.
14:24Everyone will run.
14:27By the way,
14:28do you have a girlfriend?
14:30What?
14:31You're sweating.
14:33The story is 30 minutes.
14:3530 minutes.
14:36Yes.
14:37It's free, right?
14:39No, it's free.
14:46I'll put the rest of the money on your face.
14:50I hate you.
14:53When you buy something,
14:55I hope you use this money.
14:57This is really good.
14:58I'll keep it.
14:59I mean it.
15:00I'm serious.
15:01I've been thinking for an hour or two.
15:03I've been thinking.
15:05I've been thinking seriously.
15:07I'm serious.
15:09I'm serious.
15:10Thank you for your consideration.
15:12But it's a waste to end this with one round.
15:15That's true.
15:16Two rounds.
15:17Two rounds.
15:18Two rounds.
15:19If it's 4-4,
15:20three rounds.
15:21I'll stream.
15:22Let's stream.
15:23Let's stream.
15:24Yes.
15:25Let's watch it on FANY.
15:26Let's watch it on FANY.
15:27Let's stream.
15:28Let's stream.
15:29Let's stream.
15:30Let's stream.
15:31Let's stream.
15:32Let's stream.
15:34Let's stream for the first time.
15:39What do you think?
15:40Do you have any ideas about the funeral?
15:43Ideals?
15:44If I die,
15:45I can't see anything.
15:47I can't see anything.
15:48So, I'm just saying
15:50to go to the sea.
15:52So, I'm just saying to go to the sea.
15:55Go back to the sea?
15:57I think I'll die in the summer.
16:00I'll go back to the sea at the end.
16:02The sea is very heavy.
16:04So, I'll float.
16:08Even if my head gets heavier,
16:10I'll keep standing at the bottom of the sea.
16:12Even if my head gets heavier,
16:13I'll keep standing at the bottom of the sea.
16:17Sometimes, he takes off his gas mask.
16:18I'm scared.
16:19I'm scared.
16:20I'm standing at the bottom of the sea.
16:22That's scary!
16:23It's scary!
16:27A special segment to tell your fans!
16:30Next up is...
16:32I'll shoot, I'll do it, I'll beat you, I'll do it!
16:362021 The W Champion, Oda Ueda!
16:42When Oda was in middle school,
16:44he said there were things that ordinary people would never experience.
16:49What would you like to say to your fans?
16:55Come on, come on!
16:56Sanma, I'm going to ask you a question.
16:58Do you want to fix your messy life in the Kakekomi Temple?
17:02Is the Kakekomi Temple okay?
17:05Yes!
17:06Oh, you've been there?
17:08Oda was actually in the Kakekomi Temple.
17:12It was a little too gray in middle school.
17:16His parents couldn't help him,
17:19so he went to the Kakekomi Temple.
17:21What?!
17:24He was so mischievous that his mother, who couldn't take care of him,
17:27cried and cried, and the answer was the Kakekomi Temple.
17:32At first, my mom lied to me.
17:35She said, I'm going to go eat.
17:37She said that?
17:38She put me in the car.
17:40I thought, I'm going to go eat.
17:42When I got in the car, I drove at high speed for about 8 hours.
17:46From Ehime to Aichi.
17:48To Aichi!
17:49I was taken there.
17:50Wow.
17:51Didn't you say, I'm going to go eat?
17:55You drove for 8 hours.
17:57That's too crazy.
17:58I was driving at high speed.
18:00I thought it was a little strange.
18:01I tried to run away in the parking area,
18:03but the car was so fast that I couldn't run away.
18:07The driving car was too fast.
18:09It can't be helped.
18:10Wow.
18:11So you got in there and lived there?
18:15That's right.
18:16I'd like you to see the life there.
18:19I'd like to see it.
18:21It was like this.
18:23I woke up in the morning, ate, and washed.
18:25Catch ball?
18:26Yes.
18:28What's a catch ball?
18:29Catch ball is...
18:31When you get into the temple, you don't have to touch your cell phone.
18:35You don't have to touch it.
18:37You don't have to touch it.
18:39You don't have to touch it, but there's a lot of nature.
18:42Come here.
18:43I felt like I wanted to do something there.
18:46So I started playing catch ball naturally.
18:48Is your opponent a monk?
18:49My opponent is in the same ranking as me.
18:52You can go to a lot of places.
18:53There are a lot of people from all over the country.
18:55I see.
18:56How many people were there at that time?
18:58There were about 10 people at that time.
19:00Oh, it's a TV documentary.
19:02That's exactly where it is.
19:04Oh yeah?
19:05It's a program called NO FICTION.
19:07I was in a temple called SAKKYOIN.
19:11It's a very famous temple.
19:13It's famous.
19:15What did you do with the rice?
19:17It's like a monk's meal.
19:19I'm often asked if I'm going to serve a monk's meal.
19:23Actually, the monk there came in the morning.
19:28He drove a car.
19:30He took me to TOKOSU.
19:33What?
19:36He came in the morning and ate steak.
19:38He didn't eat monk's food at all.
19:42I didn't know that.
19:46It's a very strange temple.
19:50Thanks to the monk, my mother's feelings for me have changed.
19:56My mother came to pick me up after a week.
20:01I didn't get along with my mother at that time.
20:05I said I didn't want to go home.
20:08The monk said to my mother,
20:11My daughter said she didn't want to go home.
20:14Can't you trust me?
20:16Can't you trust me that I can still entrust you?
20:19I told my mother that.
20:21My mother thought I didn't trust my daughter.
20:28I went home.
20:29Can't you trust your daughter?
20:33You went home after 8 hours.
20:35My mother came back after a total of 16 hours.
20:39My mother said she didn't trust me.
20:42I went home.
20:44I felt sorry for my mother.
20:48You went home after 8 hours.
20:50I thought so, too.
20:52My mother took care of me for about 3 months.
20:55I told the monk that I wanted to go home.
21:00He said,
21:01If you want to go home, go home right now.
21:07Didn't you feel tempted when you went home?
21:09What are you serious about?
21:12I didn't feel that way.
21:14Until then, I was enjoying myself as a yankee.
21:16I didn't enjoy playing around at night.
21:21I was living a normal life.
21:23I woke up in the morning and went to bed at night.
21:28I didn't enjoy playing around as a yankee.
21:32You should go home.
21:35Please go home right now.
21:37I'll pick you up.
21:40I'll pick you up.
21:42I don't have a driver's license.
21:44I'm sorry.
21:46I'll pick you up.
21:49When did you start doing comedy?
21:52After I left the temple, I became a yankee.
21:59Are you serious?
22:01When I was a yankee,
22:04I used to play a game called Biohazard.
22:07I used to watch MECHAIKI.
22:11I wanted to meet Mr. Okamura of MECHAIKI.
22:15So I decided to join NSC.
22:19I admire you.
22:21What kind of student were you?
22:23I didn't join a yankee club.
22:27I was living a tricky life.
22:32I went to a university called Osaka Art University.
22:36When I entered Ochi prefecture,
22:39there was a video of Ochi prefecture.
22:45I thought it was very interesting.
22:47So I watched it.
22:49It was very interesting.
22:51Ochi prefecture is a place for amateurs.
22:54Who is the owner of Ochi prefecture?
22:56It's a manzai.
22:58I thought it was very interesting.
23:00So I decided to join Ochi prefecture.
23:02The manzai is MILKBOY.
23:05Are you a member of MILKBOY?
23:07That's right.
23:09MILKBOY made a video when I was a student.
23:14At the art university?
23:16Yes, at the art university.
23:18I joined the manzai.
23:21I don't know the reason why I didn't join a yankee club.
23:25Recently, I've been watching bad TV.
23:30Why?
23:32The reason why I didn't join a yankee club.
23:36I've been watching bad TV.
23:39The reason is...
23:44Are you kidding me?
23:46I thought it was a lie.
23:53I don't know the reason why I didn't join a yankee club.
23:57Recently, I've been watching bad TV.
24:02Why?
24:04The reason why I didn't join a yankee club.
24:08I've been watching bad TV.
24:11The reason is...
24:13What are you doing?
24:15When I was a student, I went crazy.
24:27Is this a Halloween costume?
24:29No, it's not.
24:31It's midsummer.
24:35Are you kidding me?
24:37I thought it was a lie, too.
24:41While you were crying?
24:43The director of the yankee club was upset.
24:51I don't know the reason.
24:53When I was working, there was a pool.
25:01You were in a yankee club.
25:03The staff said, the field is water.
25:08I said, I'll prepare everything.
25:14It's hard to ask a woman to do it.
25:19Who do you want to be when you join a yankee club?
25:23I want to be like Mr. Purannai.
25:26I want to be like Mr. Purannai.
25:28It's a secret.
25:30I wanted to write a story about it.
25:33But I didn't get it.
25:35You should have told me.
25:38I was thinking about it.
25:41A special story about yankee club.
25:46Next is...
25:47I'm Sayoringo, Matsubura Sayuri.
25:51She was a member of Nogizaka 46.
25:55After graduation, she was active in a variety show.
26:01I'm Sayoringo, Matsubura Sayuri.
26:05I'm Princess Sayoringo.
26:10I told you to stop it.
26:13I told you to stop it.
26:17I won't stop it.
26:19I won't stop it.
26:21Princess Sayoringo is the opposite of her character.
26:24Let's listen to her story.
26:29You talk too much on the bullet train.
26:33What do you mean?
26:35I was a member of Nogizaka 46.
26:38I was an idol for 10 years.
26:41When I was busy,
26:44I couldn't live without a plan.
26:50You want to live like a comedian.
26:54I can't live without a plan.
26:57I call it celebrity disease.
27:00I don't understand.
27:03Sayoringo is very efficient.
27:09That's why she can't understand what's going on on the bullet train.
27:15You talk too much on the bullet train.
27:18I was wondering why.
27:20Why?
27:21Because I asked you a question.
27:23I thought you were on a schedule.
27:25You talk to people on the bullet train.
27:27What kind of schedule is that?
27:29Do you ask questions for a long time?
27:33I ask questions for 30 minutes.
27:3630 minutes?
27:38We ask questions for a long time.
27:41You ask questions for 30 minutes?
27:44That's too long.
27:46I thought you talked for 30 minutes.
27:48I don't know much about it.
27:51If I meet a staff member on the bullet train,
27:55can I talk to them?
27:57That's rude in the entertainment world.
28:00It's polite to talk to the staff.
28:06But they don't notice that I'm there.
28:09You have an aura.
28:11I hide my face in private.
28:15Can you hide your cuteness?
28:19I can't hide it.
28:20What is that?
28:22What is that?
28:24Is that cute?
28:26That's cute.
28:29I do it on the bullet train, too.
28:31Who is that?
28:33That's a ghost.
28:35It comes out on its own.
28:38That's cute.
28:40When I'm in private, I don't wear makeup.
28:44You're an actress.
28:46I don't want to wear makeup.
28:48Shigemura.
28:50I'm the same.
28:52I see Yuzuru.
28:54We live in the same neighborhood.
28:57In your neighborhood?
28:58Yes.
28:59I want him to leave.
29:01Why?
29:03Why?
29:05Why?
29:07Why do you say that?
29:09He's new to my neighborhood.
29:12He's not used to it at all.
29:14He's floating.
29:16Why?
29:18I don't want to go to a fancy shop.
29:24You're floating.
29:26Why don't you talk to him?
29:29Why don't you talk to him?
29:32She's the complete opposite of her character.
29:34She hates meaningless things.
29:38After graduating from Nogizaka University,
29:40her love life has been canceled.
29:42But she can't understand it.
29:44She's full of actions.
29:47Here it is.
29:49It's a rainbow.
29:55What's the first one?
29:57A couple talking in the park.
30:00I don't like it.
30:01I often see it in the drama.
30:04The road and the park where the drama is filmed.
30:07It's a place where there are no people and nothing.
30:12It's a place where there's nothing even if you walk.
30:16There's no purpose.
30:18There are couples.
30:20A couple talking.
30:21A couple talking.
30:22A couple wanting to kiss each other.
30:28You, shut up.
30:32And then?
30:34A couple talking on the phone.
30:37There's no purpose.
30:39You don't understand.
30:40It's rational.
30:42It's a celebrity disease.
30:44A couple talking until the morning.
30:47A couple sleeping with the charger on.
30:52A couple talking in the park.
30:54I like this the most.
30:56Who is participating?
31:01It's scary.
31:03It's scary.
31:05It's not scary.
31:07It's the same with window shopping.
31:09I really don't understand window shopping.
31:11What?
31:12There's no purpose.
31:13It's a person who can't buy anything.
31:15I don't understand the meaning.
31:16Look at that.
31:17Let's buy it when we have enough money.
31:20I want to try it on.
31:21I don't understand, but it's cute.
31:23How about you, Ishii?
31:25I understand.
31:26It's all the same.
31:28There's money.
31:30I don't understand this.
31:32There's money?
31:33It's just that.
31:34A couple talking in the park.
31:36A couple who doesn't have money to go to love.
31:39That's not true.
31:42For example.
31:45For example.
31:47If you don't have enough money to go out with a couple.
31:49A man in his 20's.
31:52You don't want to go into the house until you have enough money.
31:56It's early to go home for a date with a girl.
31:59Because they don't have the money to go out with a girl.
32:01They can only talk in the park.
32:03A call.
32:05There's no money.
32:07The poor people go all the way to the park.
32:10I'm gonna be in the kitchen, so I have a lot of time to spare.
32:16Yeah, but you can spend it however you want.
32:18You're a poor man, so we'll get you a loan.
32:20Yeah, but we'll get you a loan.
32:21But you can spend it however you want.
32:22Yeah, but you can spend it however you want.
32:23Now, window shopping is a big part of it, right?
32:25Yeah, you're right.
32:27But it's just the feeling.
32:28But it's just the feeling.
32:29We're just too rich.
32:31We have too much money.
32:32But we can live without it.
32:33That makes sense.
32:34Without money, we can't live without it.
32:39That's true.
32:41And last but not least!
32:43I'm sure you all can't forgive this.
32:45Ta-da!
32:49What?
32:51It's the same as the KONKATSU APP!
32:53It suits you!
32:55I don't mind at all.
32:57What?
33:03I hate meaningless things!
33:05I hate meaningless things!
33:07What is the most incomprehensible behavior in a relationship?
33:13A couple who don't want to get married.
33:15What?
33:17That's not true!
33:19I want them to decide
33:21when they want to get married next year.
33:23What?
33:25I want all couples to do that.
33:27It's the same as the KONKATSU APP!
33:29It suits you!
33:31Let's get married!
33:33I don't mind at all.
33:35I don't mind at all.
33:37I want to get married on the day of someone's introduction.
33:39What?
33:41You don't know anything about each other's personalities.
33:43You've been together for two or three years,
33:45but you don't know anything about each other.
33:47I don't need it anymore.
33:49I only believe in fate.
33:51Ta-da!
33:53I don't care!
33:55I don't care!
33:57I don't care!
33:59What?
34:01Do you also believe in marriage?
34:03Do you have a keyword for marriage?
34:05I don't know what it means to be with someone who doesn't want to get married.
34:07What?
34:09Do you want to get married or not?
34:11How about you, Shigemori?
34:13I want to get married.
34:15I want to get married.
34:17I want to get married.
34:19But people change their minds.
34:21Of course.
34:23When I was young, I used to say the word marriage.
34:25But when I want to break up,
34:27But when I want to break up,
34:29I don't think there's a word that can tie me down.
34:31I see.
34:33You said you wanted to get married.
34:35That's why I don't want to say it even if I want to.
34:37That's why I don't want to say it even if I want to.
34:39It's for each other's sake.
34:41That's great.
34:43It was hard for me once.
34:45Where did you say it?
34:47It was hard for you once.
34:49When I broke up with someone I dated for six and a half years,
34:51I said,
34:53Give me back my boyfriend!
34:55You overcame it.
34:57You overcame it.
34:59That would be okay if you didn't break up.
35:01If you can't get married on this day,
35:03if you can't get married on this day,
35:05you can't marry.
35:07no relationship.
35:09He's terrible.
35:11He's terrible.
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36:25Let's hear what Sumi-san has to say.
36:30Sanma-san, I'm sorry to interrupt,
36:32but there are fairies, spirits, and aliens.
36:38Well, if you think so,
36:40you're the happiest person on earth.
36:42Sanma-san, do you believe in such things?
36:45I believe in spirits.
36:47Really?
36:48They don't appear on earth, but they exist.
36:51Of course, of course.
36:52So you believe in them.
36:54I believe in them.
36:55Isn't that obvious?
36:58Because there's no earth.
36:59But I usually do research on these things.
37:02I see.
37:03So I wanted to tell Sanma-san that there really are such things.
37:06Well, it's just a matter of personal preference.
37:09It'd be nice if only you thought about it.
37:11No, no, no, no.
37:14I just wanted to let you know.
37:20First, let's talk about the existence of fairies that Sanma-san doesn't believe in.
37:26I'd like to talk about how fairies can help humans.
37:32Have you ever seen a fairy?
37:34Yes, I have.
37:36When I went to Mexico this year,
37:38there was a fairy museum.
37:40No way!
37:41I have a video of it.
37:44This is it.
37:45It's a fairy mirror.
37:46Jiro-san believes in fairies.
37:48No way!
37:49Look at this!
37:50It's a fake!
37:51It's been a fake for a long time.
37:53Look!
37:55Is this what a fairy is?
37:57Yes, it is.
37:58You're so quick to switch!
38:00A fairy?
38:01It's a fairy!
38:02It's a fairy!
38:03It's a fairy!
38:04It's a fairy!
38:05It's a fairy!
38:06It's a fairy!
38:07It's a fairy!
38:08How big is it?
38:10It's about this big.
38:12It's a monkey!
38:13It's a monkey!
38:14It's a monkey!
38:15It's a monkey!
38:16It's a fairy!
38:17It's a fairy!
38:18It's a fairy!
38:19You're so quick to switch!
38:21My liver says so.
38:23It's like a milk boy joke.
38:25It's a monkey!
38:26It's a monkey!
38:31Sumi-san says she has seen a fairy.
38:36I went to Peru two years ago.
38:39I went to a ceremony by a shaman in Peru.
38:44During the ceremony, a fairy leaf appeared in front of me.
38:51The leaf was dancing in front of me.
38:55Like in a Disney movie?
38:57Yes.
38:58The leaf went through my nails.
39:02It hurt!
39:03It didn't hurt at all.
39:06The leaf scanned all my body.
39:10It taught me about my body.
39:14It moved my body.
39:18It gave me a lot of gas that was in my body.
39:23That's a good thing!
39:25It gave you a lot of waste?
39:27Yes.
39:28It gave me a lot of waste?
39:29I want to eat slowly!
39:31The leaf does everything for me.
39:34Even if I eat fast.
39:35Even if you eat fast?
39:36That's right.
39:37If you eat fast, it's easy to poop.
39:40I see.
39:41That's why I'm trying to eat slowly.
39:43Really?
39:44That's fast!
39:46You ate a lot yesterday, too.
39:50You ate a lot at the party.
39:52You ate a lot!
39:53You're going to go to war soon!
39:56Seriously!
39:58I think it's perfect.
40:02Next, we'll talk about the existence of aliens.
40:06We asked them to bring their own evidence.
40:10Did you say that you believe in aliens?
40:14There are other planets on Earth.
40:17I'm sure there are other planets on Earth.
40:19You have a picture of an alien, right?
40:22Yes, I do.
40:23You have a picture of an alien, right?
40:25What are you doing here?
40:27I'm here to sit.
40:29You're here to sit?
40:30You're here to sit!
40:37We asked them to bring their own evidence.
40:45Did you say that you believe in aliens?
40:49There are other planets on Earth.
40:52I'm sure there are other planets on Earth.
40:54You have a picture of an alien, right?
40:58Yes, there is.
40:58An alien is in the picture?
41:00Yes, this is a picture of an alien that was imported more than 10 years ago.
41:04The alien is inside the red circle.
41:08It's inside the red circle!
41:09Yes.
41:10It's sitting.
41:11It's sitting by the window.
41:12It's not sitting by the window, it's outside the window.
41:15It's standing outside the window.
41:18Isn't this a fairy?
41:20This is an alien.
41:21The reason is that the woman in the picture
41:25told me that the woman was pregnant with the alien's child.
41:30That's a big deal.
41:32I asked her to give me proof that she was pregnant.
41:36She sent me a picture of the alien.
41:41How did you know?
41:42Please listen to me.
41:44I'm listening to you.
41:46What are you doing here?
41:48I'm here to sit.
41:49You're here to sit.
41:51Please calm down.
41:52I'll talk to you later.
41:53I'm not calm.
41:56Isn't that an old man with a window?
41:58No, that's an alien.
42:00That's an alien.
42:02The hand is like this, right?
42:05Yes, that's right.
42:07Hello.
42:08Are you okay?
42:09I came to see you.
42:10This kind of alien comes to Earth often.
42:16Sumi claims that aliens have begun to appear on Earth in recent years.
42:22Now, Sumi has a surprising proposal for Sanma.
42:27I want to ask Sanma to kidnap me as soon as possible.
42:39In recent years, the number of aliens has increased.
42:44Sumi has a surprising proposal for Sanma.
42:47I want to ask Sanma to kidnap me
42:50as soon as possible.
42:55Why?
42:56There are more than 10 abduction victims a year.
43:02Are they taken to Japan?
43:03Yes, they are taken to Japan.
43:05It is said that aliens are examining human bodies.
43:10And emotions.
43:12The research on aliens is not over yet.
43:15The average value of humans has not been found yet.
43:19I see.
43:21If you examine various people, you will find humans above the average value.
43:26The research is not over yet.
43:29If Sanma abducts humans,
43:34various research data will be collected.
43:38I think the abduction will be over.
43:41What should I do?
43:42What should I do?
43:44Some people have been stabbed.
43:46Look at this.
43:47It hurts.
43:49It hurts.
43:50It hurts.
43:51I can't get a shot.
43:52You're anesthetized.
43:54I can't get a shot.
43:56I can't get a shot.
43:57I can't get a shot.
44:00Your memories will be erased.
44:02Really?
44:03I can't do that.
44:04I can't have fun memories with everyone.
44:07I can't do that.
44:09I can't do that.
44:10I don't know if I can react to this.
44:14I can't do that.
44:16You guys are in trouble.
44:19I'm Sanma.
44:21I'm Sanma.
44:22I'm scared.
44:24I'm Sanma.
44:25I'm scared.
44:29Who is the best person today?
44:33Whoa.
44:36Who is the best person today?
44:40There is an honors student by the name oferver the tutorial.
44:47Good job.
44:48You did it.
44:50Yeah.
44:51I'm glad I did it.
44:54I'm started.
44:57Good.
44:58He talks with Sanma.
45:00Yes.
45:01You should.
45:02If you move, you'll get eaten.
45:05You should get eaten in the next event.