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00:30Ooh...
00:49As I walk this land of broken dreams
00:54I have visions of many old things
00:59But happiness is just an illusion
01:04Filled with sadness and confusion
01:09Hello?
01:10Oh, false kills.
01:14All right, my run.
01:17Dad's playlist, do you like it?
01:19Yeah, I mean, you've got to have a playlist, right,
01:21for when you're digging a family member's grave.
01:25Yeah, he wanted his favourite songs playing the whole day.
01:28Very specific.
01:29Yeah, Dad all over that.
01:31Get him what he wants, even when he's brown bread.
01:34Yeah, anyway, about me being celebrant today...
01:39..instead of a vicar at the graveside.
01:41You asked me to, Sam!
01:42What about it?
01:43Well, I mean, do you want me to make sure
01:45everybody gets to say something or...?
01:47Yeah, of course, if they want to.
01:50You should say something, obviously.
01:52Me?
01:53Yeah, he's got a point, eldest son and all that.
01:59You all right?
02:02I just miss him, that's all.
02:04Of course.
02:07Yeah.
02:08Yeah, we all do.
02:11Do you ever clock off?
02:12Well, we want him looking his best, don't we?
02:14Anyone could be popping in today.
02:18Oh, that's not how you do creases.
02:20What?
02:22Liz!
02:23I didn't want to think you'd never seen an iron.
02:25Well, last time he should be ironing his own flaming kegs.
02:27He's a bit busy out there right now.
02:29I've not counselled my clients.
02:31Well, get on it, there's a time factor, remember?
02:34Hey, how are we all doing?
02:36Oh, yeah, we're just managing the chaos.
02:38Fastest organised funeral ever.
02:40How's the food situation?
02:41Well, everybody'll get fed, I hope.
02:46Hey, Belle.
02:49Hey.
02:50Now, fancy, I hope, though, you know, cos you know what he's like.
02:53He wouldn't like out fancy.
02:54What, in case all that foie gras filling'll go to waste?
02:57Of course it's nothing fancy, unless you call mucky fat fancy.
03:00Oh, good grief.
03:01Who did your ironing?
03:03It's...
03:05..me.
03:07Right, well, come on, trousers off.
03:09What, from a sack?
03:11Yeah.
03:12They need doing again, properly.
03:14Might take a while, mind.
03:15Legs as long as that, you could land a plane on them.
03:17Yes, yes, Marlon's tall and lanky.
03:19Do you know how many chucks he made like that in his lifetime?
03:21All of them.
03:22All of them.
03:31I've just come to get changed.
03:34Unfortunately, the B&B don't provide funeral suits as part of their service.
03:40You're not getting ready?
03:43OK.
03:44I guess I'm getting the silent treatment.
03:46Like a communication not to your taste, cybernic.
03:50Listen.
03:52Ruby...
03:53I don't want to hear it.
03:55And I'm not going today.
03:58But it's...
03:59..it's important. It's family.
04:02You don't get to lecture me on family.
04:05I missed my own mother's passing, thanks to you.
04:09Yeah, I know.
04:10And I am sorry.
04:11Sorry doesn't cut it, Caleb.
04:16Suited and booted, then?
04:18I reckon we'll do.
04:20Yeah.
04:22Of course you would.
04:26Lydia!
04:27It's nearly time!
04:29Coming!
04:35Oh, Miles, will you pass us one of them?
04:37Yeah, I mean, we might as well start as he intended us to go on, eh?
04:40Yeah, what my Uncle Zac wants, my Uncle Zac gets, right?
04:45Have you all sat down yet?
04:47As ready as they'll ever be.
04:49What's that?
04:50It's family tradition.
04:51Just remember these two fighting about who carried it at our butcher's funeral.
04:55Fat egg.
04:56You fat egg.
05:00Well...
05:01..you all look very befitting.
05:05Are you all right, love?
05:09If you don't feel up to today, we'd all understand.
05:12You know, what with everything you've got going on.
05:16Today's not about that.
05:17Today's about...
05:18..laying Dad to rest.
05:20Everything else can wait.
05:24Right, come on, then.
05:25Let's get going.
05:26Flowers? I've... I've forgotten.
05:28Oh, I was supposed to remind you!
05:30Well, we'll have to do without.
05:32You can't have a burial without flowers!
05:35There's plenty of flowers growing outside.
05:37Come on, people, we can all pick some now.
05:39Come here.
05:40OK.
05:41Yeah.
05:43Cain...
05:45..can I just sit here with Dad...
05:47..for a bit?
05:49Yeah.
05:51Course you can.
05:53Just me and you.
05:55One last time, hey, Dad?
06:01I'm sorry.
06:04I'm sorry.
06:06I'm sorry.
06:09I'm sorry.
06:11I'm sorry.
06:13I'm sorry.
06:16I'm sorry.
06:19I'm sorry.
06:23Do you remember when I was little...
06:26..and I was having those bad dreams?
06:31Cos I was scared I was going to lose you.
06:35I was scared you were going to die.
06:39But you sat me down...
06:42..and you said to me,
06:43it's all right, I'm not going anywhere.
06:47And I didn't think you ever would...
06:50..until now.
06:53But I am so glad...
06:56..you said that to me, Dad, because...
06:59..you made me feel safe.
07:03You always made me feel safe, and I...
07:07..I just wish I'd told...
07:11..I was going to die.
07:14I was going to come up to Scotland, I was going to tell you everything.
07:21No, I'm not going to let him be a part of this.
07:29None of us are here forever, are we?
07:34But I am so grateful...
07:37..that I had you whilst I did.
07:43SHE SNIFFLES
07:48So, are you good...at Zach Shindig?
07:51Oh, yeah, show my respects. Actually, I'm about to look up, sir.
07:54I think I might give it a swerve. Wife will probably be there.
07:57Still daggers drawn for you two, then?
07:59Mmm, sometimes up, sometimes down.
08:01Right now, down.
08:03In a stabbing motion, so I'm keeping well clear.
08:06I see her at home plenty, like.
08:08Don't let it get like that between you and Jimmy.
08:11You know, with him spreading himself so thin,
08:13it can put a lot of pressure on you.
08:15Course, if you hadn't sold your shares in the first place,
08:18he wouldn't be spreading himself thin, would he?
08:20I'm just saying, it's well worth watching.
08:22I mean, he could sell up, spend more time with his family.
08:25I'm just looking out for you guys.
08:27Yeah, well, stop. You want her to sell, that's your business.
08:30We can manage, thanks.
08:36Hey.
08:37Big day.
08:39I know, can't quite believe it.
08:42Lisa, my mum, Liv,
08:46and now Uncle Zak.
08:48Come on.
08:51Have you spoken or heard from Ryan?
08:53Yeah, he's on his way.
08:55But I've told him not to rush.
08:56I don't want him bombing back on the motorway from his mates.
08:59So what have we got to be out here for?
09:02I'm as clueless as you are, love.
09:04Apparently, it's what the big man stipulated.
09:07Oh, why? Going to lead the way in, is he?
09:10All we know is that Zak wanted a big celebration.
09:14Maybe the family just wanted to get to the bar first.
09:19Oh, Moira, don't. You set us all off.
09:25Here we go.
09:28MUSIC PLAYS
09:35Shall we have a nice drink, eh?
09:36Oh, you've got the pipes for it, haven't you? Go on.
09:40OK, folks, dig deep. One final round, eh?
09:46Eric!
09:48Some things never change.
09:49Everyone gives it a dingle, won't you?
09:52Don't they?
09:54Can he sing the dates to the last date?
10:11Oh, I see. He really is going to lead the way.
10:17I reckon he would have loved having the law here.
10:20It's like he planned it himself.
10:21Surely you don't want to bother us?
10:23Not today.
10:24You can see it's a family funeral.
10:26Just come to pay me respects, I promise.
10:28Vinnie!
10:39One last pint, Dad, eh?
10:54MUSIC CONTINUES
11:00Family funerals, isn't it? Full of surprises.
11:05Someone's normally arrested.
11:07Someone disgraces themselves
11:09and someone always comes out the mudwork, don't they?
11:24Well, this is all well and good.
11:26But what the rest of you are going to have?
11:28I can't tell if he's joking.
11:30He isn't.
11:31It's Zack and Cain and Bart from the door
11:34and I'm right at the top of the stairs hiding Gloria.
11:38Do you remember Gloria?
11:40Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:42So she says, he's not here.
11:44But if you don't believe me, of course,
11:47if you're a gentleman, you would.
11:49I bet you could see the energy in his eyes.
11:51I bet you would.
11:52I bet you could see the inner turmoil.
11:54Literally.
11:55So he knows that I'm in there
11:57and he wants to punch the lights out of me.
11:59That there again.
12:01And then he said,
12:03he is a gentleman,
12:05so he has to take her word for it.
12:07And away he goes.
12:08Sounds like you got away lightly.
12:10So you got one over on, Zack Dingle?
12:12If I ever got one over Zack Dingle,
12:14you could be sure he'd get one back over me.
12:17Yeah.
12:18Taught me how to box, you know, Zack.
12:20Not teaching, did it?
12:21He had a few tricks up his sleeve.
12:23I know he fell out with folk, but do you know what?
12:25He didn't hold a grudge long, did he?
12:27Dunno.
12:28Wherever he is, I bet Chris Tate's keeping one out of his way.
12:31Or hiring some celestial security.
12:36I need a word later.
12:38Oh? Should I be worried?
12:40Oh, I hope not.
12:41Right, Cain.
12:42I'm gonna get this lot quiet.
12:44OK? You've got a job to do.
12:45Head of the family and all that now.
12:46Look, don't. Seriously.
12:47Oh, just shush.
12:49Right, ladies and gentlemen,
12:50can I have your attention, please?
12:53Shut your gobs!
12:58Right, have we all got a drink?
12:59Yeah.
13:01Damn.
13:02Good.
13:03Cos today...
13:06..we're celebrating the life of Zack Dingle.
13:09In style.
13:10Which means all the drinks are on us.
13:12Don't we all just chip in?
13:16Cain.
13:19Erm...
13:22So, Dad...
13:24..Zack Dingle.
13:26Zack Dingle!
13:30What?
13:31That was never mentioned when we first applied.
13:35All right, yeah, I'll get it all put in place.
13:38Bye now.
13:39All right?
13:40Everything OK?
13:41Yeah, just the bank being their usual helpful self.
13:45It's fine, I'm dealing with it.
13:50You want me to clarify that we own the haulage, all of it?
13:53Well, that's the plan.
13:54Yeah, but that's not good enough.
13:56They want it in writing that we've acquired the Ulster Bank by tomorrow.
13:59And the loan's dependent on it.
14:01They never said that before.
14:03You need to sort this with Jimmy.
14:05Yes, Jay, I will.
14:07Right now, I've got a wake to get to.
14:11It's beginning, can't be it.
14:13Six, seven, eight.
14:14Real skidding, baby, it's driving me crazy.
14:17My obsession from a Western dance floor date.
14:20Rodeo Romeo.
14:22Now I got from head to toe.
14:24Make you mad, get in line.
14:25Five, six, seven, eight.
14:28Steps?
14:29Zack put steps on his playlist?
14:31Yeah, he used to dance to it when our bell was a-tolling.
14:35I caught him doing a routine once.
14:45Looking wistful.
14:46Oh, I was just remembering.
14:49Zack, me and Eric in that back room,
14:52getting tanked on the good stuff.
14:54With her toasting your mum.
14:56Saying what a wonderful woman she were.
14:58Just three old guys shooting their brills.
15:01Nice!
15:02Comparing notes on my mum.
15:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
15:05They were very respectful.
15:06You were a great respecter of women with Zack.
15:09Yeah, hard to tell he was the love of his life, really.
15:14We got Nellie, my mum.
15:17My money's on Lisa.
15:19Weren't there another one and all?
15:21Er, Joni, were it?
15:23We don't talk about her.
15:25You've just drank!
15:27Oh!
15:28De Rodeo Romeo!
15:32Er, is it really appropriate to be filming this?
15:35It's for Samson.
15:36He's not here to say his goodbyes, is he?
15:39Yeah, we couldn't get him a day release.
15:41Sorry.
15:42I hate thinking of him in prison today of all days.
15:44Oh, you did your best, love.
15:46Can't help feeling guilty, though, can I?
15:49Let me down.
15:52Oh, first time seeing you today.
15:54Yeah, sorry.
15:55Been with Ruby.
15:56She's not coping too well.
15:58Losing her mum and that.
16:01How are you bearing up?
16:04We all deal with things differently.
16:07Mum Nae didn't stay away on my account.
16:10Well, Tracy tried contacting him, apparently.
16:13But he didn't get back to her.
16:14I mean, maybe he didn't get the message.
16:20Zacks.
16:21Well, we could hardly send him off without it.
16:24You know, there's a very appropriate old song for that.
16:30Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:35On Ilkley Moor by chance?
16:39Come on!
16:40Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:45Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:50On Ilkley Moor by chance?
16:52On Ilkley Moor by chance?
16:54On Ilkley Moor by chance?
16:59There's been a court in Mary Jane...
17:03Well, the big man wanted a celebration.
17:05He did.
17:06Look, we're going to be getting the show on the road,
17:08getting him up for burial.
17:10I think you need to go and spend some time with Ruby, you know?
17:14Live for the living, yeah?
17:16I'll see you later.
17:19On Ilkley Moor by chance?
17:21Where is that?
17:22On Ilkley Moor by chance?
17:24On Ilkley Moor by chance?
17:29APPLAUSE
17:35Sorry to pull you out of there.
17:38But I wanted to speak somewhere less boozy.
17:41Yeah, not like any funeral I've ever been to.
17:44No.
17:46Look, a day like today, well, it gets you thinking about what's important.
17:53And I was watching them all together, the Dingles.
17:56You know, it was one...
17:59Anyway, I started thinking about home.
18:02My home, I mean.
18:05Kim Tate struggling for words.
18:07This is a first.
18:10It wasn't long ago that we had a house full up there.
18:13But now...
18:14What, it's just you and Will rattling around,
18:17wondering how many rooms you've got to avoid each other in?
18:20Something like that.
18:22Look, I might be completely off track here,
18:25but is this you asking me and Thomas to move back in?
18:29Would you consider it?
18:31Yeah.
18:32I could take some rattling around.
18:34And now that Evan being there isn't an issue...
18:37That's great.
18:40Up, up, up.
18:42Be careful.
18:43You'll have to go lower.
18:44Lower?
18:45Yeah, lower than that.
18:46On Ilkley Moor by chance?
18:48On Ilkley Moor by chance?
18:50Shh!
18:55Shh!
19:26KNOCK ON DOOR
19:28KNOCK ON DOOR
19:31KNOCK ON DOOR
19:34KNOCK ON DOOR
19:36KNOCK ON DOOR
19:39KNOCK ON DOOR
19:53How are we doing?
19:58How do you think?
20:00OK, do you know what?
20:02There comes a point where...
20:03What do you want from me?
20:06To be forgiven.
20:09I am sorry. I really am.
20:13Look, when I heard that your mum wanted to see you,
20:16I...I just thought there might be a chance of...
20:20Well, I don't know.
20:22Something like what I've just seen today.
20:25A loving family saying goodbye to their equally loving dad,
20:28but I knew that I had to lay the groundwork for that.
20:33That is why I went.
20:36I promise.
20:40You still haven't said why she wanted to see me.
20:47If you went over there to make us whole,
20:51you must have told her that.
20:54So go on, then.
20:57What did my loving mother say back, Caleb?
21:14How are we kicking this off, then?
21:16Marlowe's running things.
21:19Yes. Right, I'll...I'll start then, shall I?
21:22Well, you are supposed to be in charge.
21:24Well, I don't know. I've never run a funeral before,
21:26which, as a chef, is considered a win.
21:28Well, getting on with it might be a start.
21:30Dear God!
21:32This family couldn't organise its way out of a paper bag.
21:40I mean...
21:42I'll flip and do it.
21:44The one and only Tina Dingles.
21:46What, my sister?
21:48I don't know what you're all staring at.
21:51Do you seriously think I won't come?
22:06What the hell are you doing here?
22:08I could say the same to you.
22:10Big brother.
22:12Can you imagine how it felt,
22:14learning you weren't my cousin any more?
22:17But whatever he got up to with your mum...
22:20Oh, classy, bringing that up at his funeral.
22:23He would still be Dad.
22:24I've got every right to pay my respects.
22:26You didn't respect him when he was alive.
22:28It were you.
22:29That's our Belle.
22:31Someone else you've never bothered to get to know,
22:33as in your sister.
22:34Your little Belle? No way.
22:37Yeah, she's done a lot of growing up in 25 years.
22:40How do you even know she exists?
22:42I know everything about everyone.
22:44Mainly cos she told me.
22:47Ex-con.
22:49Ex-con.
22:50Ex-con.
22:51Ex-con.
22:52Oh!
22:53Ex-con.
22:55All done so well.
22:58She also told me my dad were dead.
23:00Unlike the rest of you, so thanks for that.
23:02I just stayed in contact with her, you know.
23:05Christmas cards and stuff.
23:07And funeral invitations, apparently.
23:09It's nice to meet you, Auntie Tina.
23:11And you.
23:13And you.
23:14I want to say, er...
23:18..Vinnie.
23:20Heard a lot about you.
23:23Did I stop being Dad's daughter cos I wasn't around to suck up to him?
23:26Yeah, I'm looking at you, Charity.
23:28You were the worst when we were growing up.
23:32As I said...
23:34..I'm here to pay my respects.
23:36Like the rest of you.
23:38Yeah, and what else?
23:39Cos, come on, we all know what you're like.
23:41Right, far be it from me to interfere, but can we do this after?
23:45I don't know what Zak would think.
23:47I'm sure he wouldn't want us all bickering over his casket.
23:50Yeah, I suppose he's got a point.
23:52So, where were we?
23:54Marlon?
23:57Right.
23:58OK.
24:00We're here to say goodbye to Zak.
24:04Our...
24:05..our patriarch.
24:07Get in with his big words.
24:11He was a loving husband,
24:13grandad, brother, uncle...
24:16..and dad.
24:19And he'll be really missed.
24:23Caleb!
24:24Tell me what my dying mother wanted from me!
24:27To twist the knife one final time.
24:30There.
24:31Are you happy?
24:33Not really.
24:34She...she was the poisonous witch that she always was.
24:37She called you all sorts.
24:39Look, I don't really want to go into it.
24:41It doesn't help anyone.
24:43All sorts? Like what?
24:45What does it matter?
24:46I need to know.
24:47What, you want the actual words, all right?
24:49Little whore.
24:50Those were two of them, and there was plenty more besides.
24:53You know what she was like.
25:05She wasn't a nice person, Ruby.
25:09Come here.
25:11Don't.
25:13I'm OK.
25:17I mean...
25:21..I had thought that might be it.
25:25You can see why I didn't want to tell you, can't you?
25:29I suppose.
25:30I just...
25:33..hoped something might have changed.
25:37Well, she's gone now.
25:39For good.
25:41We just...
25:43..we'll have to accept it and move on.
25:55I'm sorry.
25:57I'm sorry.
26:06And he wanted music.
26:08He wanted these songs played while, you know,
26:10while each of us took a quiet moment to think about him.
26:13MUSIC PLAYS
26:43LAUGHTER
27:13MUSIC CONTINUES
27:43MUSIC CONTINUES
27:49What's all this?
27:51A few welcome home gifts.
27:53Gabby and Thomas are moving back.
27:55Making the most of having a family.
27:57Buying one more like.
27:59How much did this lot cost?
28:01And what on earth's that got to do with you?
28:03I don't know if you remember, but Dawn's on her up as her Billy and the kids.
28:07I could hardly forget, could I?
28:09Well, you made such a big deal about making up with them,
28:12and now Gabby's bringing home little Prince Thomas.
28:15They obviously don't matter.
28:17Excuse me?
28:19You're accusing me of buying a family one minute,
28:22and then the next, you're up on your high horse
28:24because I'm not throwing money Dawn's way.
28:27What, to keep things equal, is that it?
28:29Oh, my bad for thinking that way.
28:31Yesterday, I gave Dawn that loan she wanted.
28:35Towards a car and groceries, things they needed.
28:38I think she appreciated it.
28:40After all, I was able to provide where you pretty much failed
28:45and are constantly failing.
28:59I'm supposed to say what you meant to me.
29:05Dad, when I first arrived here,
29:10I was all over the place and...
29:14..lashing out and that.
29:18And you...you took me in.
29:21Treated me like a...
29:28I can't. I can't do this.
29:30It's OK, it's OK.
29:35You didn't like it and my cooking was too fancy.
29:40You always cleared your plate.
29:44Sleep well, Uncle Zak.
29:50You were the best, great-granddad.
29:55You made us strong.
29:58You always told it like it was.
30:02I love you, Uncle Zak.
30:04You were never afraid to tell me when I was wrong.
30:09But you always backed me up when I was right.
30:20You always loved to laugh and...
30:22..and to drink.
30:25I miss you, Uncle Zak.
30:30You welcomed me into your home.
30:35I'll never forget.
30:37You called me Dingle.
30:39And you made me so proud to be one.
30:46You always looked after me, Uncle Zak.
30:49Cos I was family.
30:51And nothing was more important to you than that.
31:00I'll never forget you.
31:04None of us will.
31:07Ever.
31:18For God's sake!
31:19Hang on, that could have been important.
31:21Shut up.
31:22Is it possible you could try not making a show of yourself,
31:25you know, considering what's happening?
31:27Is it possible you could try winding your neck in?
31:29OK.
31:30Now is not the time.
31:32This is wrong.
31:34This is all wrong.
31:38Hello.
31:39It's the man I was about to call.
31:41Aren't we the happy pair, then?
31:44I need to know where you're at.
31:46At?
31:47Fulfilling your side of the bargain.
31:49Are we talking about Kim here?
31:51Who else?
31:52So?
31:53Well, the thing is, the plan included me getting all of the haulage,
31:56but right now I'm still waiting on Jimmy's shares, aren't I?
31:58I have got no idea what your brilliant plan is,
32:00nor any proof that you'll actually push it through.
32:03OK.
32:04I hear you, I get where you're coming from.
32:06But I promise you, all that's in hand.
32:09It's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about anyway, actually.
32:12Go on.
32:13Paperwork.
32:15Talking kings.
32:16Tax returns.
32:17Bank statements.
32:18That kind of thing.
32:20I'll get my lawyers to have a look, see if there aren't any, you know, anomalies.
32:24Weaknesses.
32:26You're pretty much the only person that could do that.
32:29And that'll get things moving, will it?
32:30Yeah, of course it will.
32:32Let alone with Jimmy's shares.
32:37Belle?
32:41Belle, are you OK?
32:43No, I'm not OK, cos it's Dad's funeral and everything's wrong.
32:46I know it's a lot to take in right now,
32:48a sister turning up out of the blue that you never met before,
32:51but today's about saying goodbye to your dad, isn't it?
32:54And, like Paddy says, that can wait.
32:57It's about focusing on what's important.
32:59Yeah, which is what I'm doing.
33:06Mum's ashes.
33:08This is where we kept them.
33:10What's left of them.
33:12Mum and Dad need to be together.
33:15Oh, Belle, I'm sorry.
33:17I thought this was about Tina.
33:19Of course this isn't about Tina.
33:21I don't care about her, I don't know her, do I?
33:23But this...
33:25This is what matters.
33:27For Dad and for Mum, and...
33:29I'm not going to let them down again.
33:31I'm sorry, when have you ever...
33:33Please, I'm not trying to make this about me.
33:37Mandy, will you just give me my damn phone back?
33:39When and only when this is over.
33:41Look, it's you. You can't be trusted.
33:43No.
33:44I could just take it.
33:46Yeah, I'd like to see you try, yeah?
33:48There's easy enough room for two in there. Easy.
33:52Maybe we should go and see what's happening.
33:54Might have to postpone.
33:58Hey, you all right?
34:00Mum's ashes.
34:03Of course.
34:05I'll be convening.
34:19Bye, Dad.
34:29This is so you and Mum can be together.
34:32Forever.
34:35And I hope I see you both again.
34:41Rest in peace.
34:43Bye.
35:02Do you want to tell me why there's so many photos of our house on this phone?
35:14Well, you've still not answered my question.
35:16Aren't they the right time?
35:17Like there's ever a right time.
35:19But that's why you're here, innit?
35:20I don't know what you're on about.
35:22They're just snaps.
35:23What?
35:24People don't take snaps of an house.
35:26There's not this one.
35:27Unless you're planning on flogging it.
35:28Stop being so melodramatic.
35:29I would never invite you to the funeral for the thought of...
35:31Telling me about my own dad's funeral does not make you a saint.
35:34What?
35:35Are you cashing in on my uncle's act before he's even cold?
35:37Make him all Teresa, does he?
35:38I'm entitled to this house like anyone.
35:40Please.
35:41I am still his daughter.
35:43Whatever you lot think.
35:45What's going on?
35:46She's got photos of the house on her phone.
35:48So?
35:49So, it's obvious, innit?
35:50She's trying to sell it from under us.
35:51Oh, get over yourself.
35:53I was just going to show some pics to the estate agent.
35:55See what it's worth.
35:57My dad wouldn't have bothered to get a will.
35:59So his kids should all get an equal share.
36:01Are you kidding me?
36:02That's our house.
36:04Yeah?
36:05Well, now he's gone.
36:07So it's my house too.
36:10Have you sorted our little problem out yet?
36:13Yeah, kind of.
36:15I've put it in writing.
36:17I've told the bank we own all of the ollage.
36:19But we don't.
36:21But we will.
36:22We don't, though.
36:24Do it.
36:25You can't just go lying to the bank, Caleb.
36:27I already have.
36:28It's done.
36:29Look, it's only a matter of time, anyway, innit?
36:31I've spoken to Will.
36:32He's on the case.
36:33He's on the case.
36:34It's only a matter of time, anyway, innit?
36:35I've spoken to Will.
36:36He's on the case.
36:37He's going to get us all the Jimmy's shares.
36:39Promise.
36:43This is your fault for inviting her in the first place.
36:45A few Christmas cards don't mean I'm giving her out.
36:47Right, maybe we all just stop shouting.
36:49She can't take her home off us, can she?
36:51No, she can give it a good go.
36:52Same old gold digger she always was.
36:54Don't you dare call me that, Chas Dingle.
36:55Everyone, shut up!
36:58Why?
36:59So she can talk her way out of it?
37:00She can't, actually.
37:02Actually.
37:04Remind me who the hell you are when you're at home.
37:06When I'm at home?
37:07Or anywhere else, for that matter.
37:09My name's Lydia, and I'm Sam's wife.
37:11Your sister-in-law.
37:13How do you manage that, Sammy?
37:14She backward and all.
37:16Oh, come off it.
37:18We all know you're lucky to get married once, but twice?
37:21Our Sam can't even count that far.
37:29Slag off my Sam again,
37:30and I'll make you wish you'd never been born.
37:32And as for the house,
37:33Zak did make a will, and he had me look after it.
37:36That letter that Cain gave me in the house.
37:38So he's left the place to Sam, Belle and Cain.
37:42I hope you've got a decent dry cleaner.
37:44Shh!
37:45Hang on a minute, is that a...
37:48Why, Tina Dingle, is that a tag?
37:50Yeah.
37:52Yeah, so what?
37:53Don't tell me none of you have ever worn one,
37:54cos I won't believe you.
37:55So we've been a naughty girl, then, have we?
37:57Ex-con.
37:58Ex-con.
37:59Ex-con.
38:03Hey.
38:05How was the walk?
38:06Well, I didn't get very far.
38:09I had a phone call from Fiona.
38:12Oh.
38:13What did the friendly family lawyer have to say for herself?
38:16It was about the will reading.
38:18Actually, she's been a lot more helpful lately.
38:20Well, either way, I reckon you're best off leaving all that with me.
38:23I'm co-executor, right? I'll sort it.
38:25No, I want to be there.
38:27She was just giving me a heads-up, so it wouldn't be a shock.
38:30How do you mean, shock?
38:32Well, apparently, a payment went out from my mum's account
38:35just before she died. A big one.
38:38Fiona's worried someone might have tried to scam her,
38:40so she's going to do some digging.
38:43Anyway, just give us the details tomorrow.
38:51You are paying for the dry-cleaning.
38:53You any idea how much this dress cost?
38:56No sales on a Primark this week, then.
38:58Oh, so sue me.
38:59I could. I know lots of lawyers.
39:01Really? Cos that tag tells us they're pulling the weight.
39:05Oi, Tina Dingle!
39:07We're not supposed to go wandering, are we?
39:09Oh, come on, Steve. You know the tag's off tomorrow.
39:12It's my dad's funeral.
39:14Condolences. Tomorrow's not today, is it?
39:17Now I've had to come all the way out here.
39:19Afternoon, folks. Sorry to intrude.
39:21Come on.
39:23Thanks for sticking up for me, everyone.
39:26Oh, and by the way,
39:28this isn't over!
39:33How are you bearing up?
39:36Hey, you did your best by him.
39:39Dad would be proud of you.
39:42Dad?
39:44Zak. I meant Zak.
39:48Come on, don't look at me like that. You know how I can get.
39:51I just confused Zak and Dad, that's all.
39:55We need to get the day for this operation sorted.
39:58As soon as this is done, I'm going to call the hospital.
40:01I'll find out what's going on.
40:06What?
40:09Please don't kick off.
40:12I was supposed to be there yesterday and I cancelled it.
40:15What?
40:16Right, then. Back to the pub, then, is it?
40:19As per Zak's wishes.
40:21We'll follow you.
40:22At least there's one that won't be coming.
40:24Let's hope we've seen the last.
40:25It's no leash over here, I suppose.
40:27It's like what Sam said, isn't it?
40:28Family was everything to Zak.
40:36So, um, you cancelled it.
40:40I had to.
40:41No, you didn't. Why didn't you say something?
40:44With all of this going on.
40:47And what have I had?
40:49And what have I had?
40:51Was I actually supposed to go through with it?
40:53Be in hospital? Today, of all days?
40:57And you risk losing your wife as well as your dad?
41:03Yeah.
41:04S-suppose.
41:07I couldn't have left you to deal with it, Cain.
41:11And I know that everyone else thinks that you're holding it together,
41:14but I know what this is doing to you.
41:16And I love you.
41:17I am your wife, and it's my job.
41:20It's all my fault.
41:22No, of course not. That's not what I meant.
41:24Yeah, but...
41:26You didn't get to put yourself first, did you?
41:28You can't be expected to do everything.
41:30Yeah, but I'm supposed to be stepping up.
41:32That's what my dad expected.
41:38Everything OK?
41:39No, it's not.
41:40No, because I'm messing everything up, as per usual.
41:42I couldn't even hold it together at my dad's graveside, could I?
41:45Don't say that.
41:47You can't blame yourself for getting upset.
41:50You did the best you could, Cain.
41:52We all did.
41:53Yeah, but it obviously wasn't good enough, was it? Eh?
41:56Right, come on, we need to go. Get home.
41:58You're not coming to the pub?
42:01Everyone's expecting you.
42:03You're out of family now.
42:05Will you stop saying that?
42:08What does it even mean, anyway?
42:09It's just another way of saying that I can't live up to everything Dad was.
42:13I can't live up to everything Dad was.
42:15And you two, you just need...
42:19Can we go, please? You need to rest. Come on.
42:21OK.
42:22Come on.
42:34Someone's got to him.
42:36Maybe it's just the day.
42:41Maybe.
42:44I thought I'd feel better after it were all over and all, but...
42:49I don't.
42:50Sam.
42:52I don't know where we go from here.
42:55Cos Dad's gone, isn't he?
42:58He's really gone.
43:00And I know at funerals,
43:02you're meant to say goodbye, you accept it and you move on.
43:07I don't think I can.
43:10Cos we've lost the one thing that held us all together, haven't we?
43:20Now it looks like Cain's spiralling and all.
43:23Cos that's all three of us.
43:25We've got to get him back here.
43:28We need to sort this out, even if it takes us all night.
43:32We've got to do this for the family.
43:40Mother, lover, liar, thief.
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