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  • 8/27/2024
In Steve Harvey’s stand-up comedy routine titled "My Brother Doesn’t Share His Girlfriend!", Steve humorously addresses the possessiveness and jealousy that can arise in relationships, particularly when it comes to siblings. Known for his candid and often exaggerated style, Steve uses this bit to poke fun at the dynamics of love, attraction, and sibling rivalry.

In the routine, Harvey imagines a scenario where his brother refuses to "share" his girlfriend, humorously highlighting the absurdity of being overly protective in a relationship. He delves into how some people become possessive of their partners, even around family members, and he turns this common experience into a source of laughter. The bit is full of playful exaggeration, as Steve uses his charismatic delivery and quick wit to illustrate the extremes people go to when they're in love.

Through his storytelling, Steve brings out the humor in everyday situations involving relationships, jealousy, and family, all while keeping the audience entertained with his down-to-earth style and relatable observations. His performance reflects his comedic mastery in turning ordinary situations into memorable and laugh-out-loud moments.

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00:00Do you know a lot of stuff?
00:02Yeah, do you have a girlfriend?
00:05Well, Jack has one and her name is Devon.
00:08Who is Jack?
00:10One of my brothers.
00:13One of your brothers?
00:14She's pretty, isn't she?
00:16Yeah.
00:17You like Devon, don't you?
00:18Yeah.
00:18Yeah.
00:19But she does, but Jack doesn't share her with me,
00:23but Devon does.
00:24Devon does.
00:32Stop clapping for me.
00:33Jack.
00:36Jack doesn't share her with me.
00:39Well, though stingy Jack, gotta put the stop to that.
00:45Jack is messing up, man.
00:47Yeah.
00:48This is really good.
00:49Hey, I've got some president flash cards and I'm gonna
00:53hold them up.
00:54And then I say the names.
00:59You say the names.
01:00Let's see, who was that?
01:02Grover Cleveland.
01:04What do you know about Grover Cleveland?
01:09He was president two separate times.
01:12Two separate times?
01:14Yes.
01:15Did y'all know that?
01:18Ain't no way in the world you knew that.
01:21So, it goes Grover Cleveland.
01:24Okay, now let me ask you this right here.
01:26Grover Cleveland.
01:27Who is this?
01:28Barack Obama.
01:35Tell me, what's a fun fact about President Obama?
01:39He won the Grammy Award.
01:41How do you know that?
01:43President Barack won a Grammy Award.
01:45Yeah.
01:47Hey, take them looks off your face.
01:51I got a four-year-old blowing y'all's mind.
01:54Yeah, you do.
01:55It was the people checking each other.
01:56We didn't, Barack ain't win though.
01:59Yes, he did.
02:01All right, let me try this one right here.
02:02Got it.
02:03Ulysses S. Grant.
02:08Yeah, that's who it is.
02:11Yes, it's Ulysses.
02:12Well, what can you say about Ulysses S. Grant?
02:14He got a speeding ticket on his horse.
02:21Got no way of checking that.
02:27Well, okay, let me see if you know this one right here.
02:29Who's that?
02:30William Howard Taft.
02:37Well, do you know anything about him?
02:39He got stuck in the White House bathtub.
02:45He got what?
02:47Stuck in the bathtub.
02:49Oh, he got stuck in the bathtub.
02:51Because he was too big.
02:54So, they replaced the bathtub.
03:01He got stuck in the bathtub.
03:03Yes.
03:04Okay.
03:12I said, uh-oh.
03:14Uh-oh.
03:15What about this one?
03:17Look.
03:18Thomas Jefferson.
03:20Are you serious?
03:25He got all of them right.
03:26What do you know about Thomas Jefferson?
03:28He was not a very good public speaker,
03:31but he was an excellent writer.
03:33He wasn't a good public speaker.
03:37Well.
03:38You my man, I like you, man.
03:40Thanks.
03:41Yeah, because you're like really the sharpest kid.
03:44Oh, yeah.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Oh, yeah, baby.
03:48Yeah.
03:49Oh, yeah, baby.
03:50Yeah, no doubt about it.
03:52No doubt about it.
03:53I said I'm biding me and Tommy on the block.
03:56Making it happen, we know the president's drop.
04:01Yeah.
04:02All right, let me see.
04:03Who is that?
04:04Look at that.
04:05Let me show you this.
04:06Look.
04:07Who is this?
04:07John Quincy Adams.
04:08Who?
04:09John Quincy Adams.
04:10How does he know that?
04:13Well.
04:15Martin Van Buren, English.
04:18He was the president?
04:19Yeah.
04:20Martin Van Buren, English was his second language.
04:26English was his second language?
04:28Yes, see.
04:33Tommy, I'm impressed with you.
04:35Thanks.
04:36I got a surprise for you.
04:40You're gonna be the president one day, right?
04:42I want to.
04:43I want to.
04:44You want to.
04:46Hey, you ready?
04:47Come here, man.
04:48Look over there.
04:48Okay.
04:49So you can practice being president.
05:01See, this is Tommy for president,
05:04and this is a presidential motorcade,
05:07and when you take it home, it really works.
05:09You can really drive the car.
05:11Come on in here and get in and see what it look like.
05:13I did it.
05:16Come on over here.
05:17Okay.
05:19Yeah, get on in there, man.
05:20Get in the presidential motorcade.
05:22Okay.
05:24He said, okay.
05:25Got it.
05:26Get in, man.
05:27Shut the door.
05:29Boom, that's your ride.
05:32Tommy for president, everybody.
05:37Tommy for president.
05:38Yeah, Tommy for president.
05:39Hey, see more kids with extraordinary talents
05:43on my new show, Little Big Shots,
05:46Sunday nights at eight, seven central, on NBC.

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