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00:00Today's competition is cup stacking.
00:05Players must make a pyramid out of their 10 cups and then re-stack them into a single
00:10stack.
00:11In the first round, only one player per heap will advance.
00:14On your mark, get set, go!
00:17Oh my gosh, there's no method, there's no method.
00:22Boss, can we get something going?
00:26I'm in break now.
00:29I thought I had that, I thought I won.
00:43Son of a bitch.
00:45There's two parts, you gotta play offense and defense.
00:48Yeah, I'm a cup stacking rock star.
00:50No big deal.
00:51I think Smellyatta, I think she's the first rank.
00:55I got Frank the Tank.
00:56I got Kingston.
00:58Martin, get set, go!
01:14No, no, no.
01:16Pressure gauntlet.
01:27Just like, no, he looked at the two of you when you both were done and he was like, he
01:48just was like, oh, just disgusting.
01:51I didn't watch this. I never stuck. I've never done this before.
01:55On your mark, get set, go.
02:01Oh no, I'm really bad at this.
02:020 for 2 so far. I got Marty.
02:04Marty didn't do it right. No, no, no.
02:06Oh no!
02:07Plumber's gonna win. Plumber did it.
02:09You got a nice cup in there, Kevin.
02:10Plumber. Plumber. Plumber.
02:13Let's go!
02:16This is like one of my first times doing this.
02:18You never did it with the fish breath that came out?
02:20On your mark, get set, go.
02:39I did it?
02:42Oh, these are the official stackers.
02:43They are?
02:45How do you know?
02:46The official stacking cups.
02:47How do you know?
02:48Because they have like a cups logo.
02:50And they're like, you can't put drinks on them.
02:53Alright.
02:54On your mark, get set, go.
03:10He's a nerdy thing to be good at.
03:12Like you don't want to be the kid that's good at it.
03:14Alright, I got second.
03:15You killed me though.
03:17Congrats, Bob.
03:19Bob knew how to take it down.
03:21We should have known when he knew the official cup of cups stacking.
03:26I honestly was like, do I throw this?
03:28Because it's a bad look to be really good at it.
03:30It's like you look at me, it's like that kid stacks cups.
03:35That's it.
03:36This is your bread and butter.
03:37I'm predicting number one.
03:39On your mark, get set, go.
03:49Go, go, go.
03:50Oh no, Bob.
03:51No!
03:54Dammit.
03:56I don't know why I thought so.
03:57I thought something.
03:59He's really high quality.
04:01The truth has to spill.
04:02The truth has to spill.
04:04In the second round, two players per heat will advance.
04:07Go.
04:10You're going too slow.
04:12Come on, Smiley.
04:13Yeah.
04:14Smiley.
04:15Yeah!
04:17Oh!
04:18Oh!
04:19No!
04:22It went all the way.
04:23It went all the way.
04:24It went all the way.
04:25It went all the way.
04:26I can stack them.
04:27I can stack them.
04:28Take them down.
04:33Yeah!
04:38Yeah, I went all the way.
04:39No, he didn't.
04:40No, he didn't.
04:41Check the film.
04:43Yeah, I went.
04:44I didn't.
04:45I actually checked the film.
04:46I actually went all the way.
04:52On your mark, get set, go.
04:58No!
05:01Oh God, oh God, oh God.
05:04Yeah!
05:13It's over.
05:15Wait, wait.
05:16Take your time.
05:17Walk off.
05:18Walk off.
05:19Knock out.
05:20Take your time.
05:26All right.
05:27Slow and steady.
05:28Slow and steady.
05:29Goddamn.
05:30Final score.
05:32Smiley, Smiley, Brownie, and Calvin.
05:34Yeah!
05:37Yeah, go on.
05:39The one kick's over.
05:41In the final round,
05:42the fastest three players will receive a medal.
05:45On your mark, get set, go.
05:53He's so good.
05:54He's so good.
05:55He's so good.
05:56He's so good.
06:07Drop the fucking cups.
06:08I dropped the cups.
06:10I can't believe I was good at that one.
06:12I wish I was good at any other event.
06:15You want to be good at it, but not too good.
06:19Yeah, third and fourth is perfect.
06:20We won.
06:21Really?
06:22They're freaks.
06:24Archery.
06:25Why couldn't I be good at archery instead?
06:28The gold medal goes to Robbie.
06:29The silver medal goes to Smelly.
06:31And bronze goes to Clemmon.
06:42ARCHERY