Frank The Tank
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00:00Take me out for some hot dogs.
00:03All right.
00:05I'm back in Chicagoland.
00:08Yes, that's right.
00:09I can't get enough of these hot dogs out here.
00:11The Vienna beefs are very good.
00:13And right now, I'm actually kind of outside Chicago.
00:17I'm in Oak Park, Illinois, here at Pete's Red Hot.
00:22They've been here for almost 40 years.
00:25Well, let's see if these hot dogs pass the test
00:28and are worthy of the tag.
00:30Oh, heavy door here.
00:53All right, here we are at Pete's.
00:57Pete's Red Hot.
01:00And we've got this hot dog that's typical Chicago style dog.
01:07Poppy seed bun.
01:09Nicely warm.
01:11Good coloring on the hot dog.
01:12There's some good coloring on the hot dog.
01:16Some nice grilled type hot dogs.
01:19Now we're going to give a test if they pass the grade.
01:27All right.
01:35This hot dog is a humpback single.
01:40Doesn't quite make it to where it could be a double,
01:44but gets a runner on base.
01:47Now, here's the chili dog, a little sloppy looking chili.
01:50They use a sliced cheese.
01:53Or is it just a little?
01:54Oh, I thought I saw the liquid cheese.
01:57Kind of emulsifying.
02:00A little sloppy.
02:12Hmm.
02:16Yeah, this chili dog falls flat.
02:20There's no zest.
02:21There's no zing.
02:22It's sloppy.
02:23The cheese is emulsifying.
02:25It doesn't look good.
02:27And these fries.
02:30I think these are ghost, apparently white.
02:344.7 on their fries.
02:37I don't know what else I can say.
02:40You know, sometimes places have an old look to them,
02:45and they're classic because they maintain it well.
02:48And other places are just hobbyists who don't give a fuck.
02:52There is a distinct sewage smell in this place, too.
02:59And the hot dog is barely a single.
03:06Everything about this place is disappointing.
03:08But if you know a place that's better, leave a comment down below.
03:12Send me an idea.
03:14You never know what I'm going to show.
03:17Take me out for some hot dogs.
03:21Get me one that's only plain.
03:24No mustard or ketchup.
03:27I'll know what the dog is really about.
03:31And it's hope that this is a good one.
03:35Maybe a whole one or a double.
03:37But if it sucks, it will be a strike out.
03:40And I'm worried of my taste buds.
03:46Whoosh.