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00:00Welcome to the 2024 Barstool Office Games.
00:10Over the course of six days, Barstool employees will compete in nine competitions with the
00:15hopes of winning gold, silver, and bronze medals.
00:19Watch to find out who will be the best, who will be the worst, and who will embarrass
00:23themselves in front of all their coworkers.
00:26Today's competition is Barstool Archery.
00:29Two competitors at a time will line up behind the foul line and shoot three arrows towards
00:33the cup pyramids.
00:35The two pyramids on the left are the target of the player on the left, and the two pyramids
00:39on the right are the target of the player on the right.
00:42The players can only score points if they knock down cups in their two cup pyramids.
00:47If they knock down cups on their opponent's pyramids, the other player will get the points.
00:52Players with the highest point amounts will be awarded medals.
01:22You gotta pull it back, I don't know how to get it through the bar.
01:31Don't fire him up, don't rev him up, don't rev him up, don't rev him up.
01:36You should rev him up.
01:37You should rev him up.
01:38I have to take Frank to a gun race.
01:39The beard.
01:40Oh, and Maddie got lost on the subway this morning.
02:00She's treating him like a make a wish kid.
02:10The strategy was pull it and fucking spray.
02:12It's like when you go down the shore, you know, late night, pull and spray.
02:26Snakes, snakes.
02:27You think snakes.
02:39I knew that was going to happen, honestly.
02:46I'm surprised I didn't take them all out.
02:52You're still going to get like, do fire legs.
02:54That's just what we said was going to happen.
02:59I helped Kelly, you're welcome.
03:01I need a few more shots.
03:04I got a bronze silver gold right here.
03:05Right behind you on your medal.
03:06Silver medal with Kelly Gates.
03:07Goddamn, Kelly Gates.
03:08Oh, yeah.
03:14I'm calling my shot right now.
03:18I know Smitty.
03:19I know the back of my head.
03:21Smitty's right here, watch.
03:23Watch, calling my shot.
03:29I got one more.
03:30I got one more.
03:32That was done.
03:36There we go.
03:37See, I told you he'd get one.
03:38I told you he'd get it.
03:39I told you he'd get it.
03:43It's on the board.
03:44This way.
03:45Give me a long key that makes it a check.
03:53Oh!
03:56Wait, that doesn't count?
03:58That doesn't count?
03:59Hey, that was a great shot.
04:00Just do it again.
04:01Just aim a little more to the right.
04:02Okay.
04:03And you got it.
04:05Oh!
04:09Oh, God!
04:11Try to go this way.
04:15That'd actually be crazy.
04:16Yeah, they do that in the commercials so much.
04:21That's so much in the mood.
04:22What the fuck was that?
04:24Whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:25Try it some different.
04:27That was insane.
04:28That was insane.
04:29I told him to do that.
04:30That was insane.
04:31Reach on it tiny.
04:34Oh!
04:36Wow.
04:37That's embarrassing.
04:39What the hell?
04:40That shot was stank.
04:42That shot was stanky.
04:45Howard finesse.
04:50Oh!
04:52Oh, no!
04:55Ladies first, boss.
04:56Nah.
04:57You go first, bitch.
04:58You want me to go first?
04:59Yeah, go first.
05:08Oh!
05:09Nice shot, boss.
05:12Oh!
05:13Not that close.
05:14That was right there.
05:15Nah.
05:16When you watch it back, you'll be disappointed.
05:21Oh!
05:27They were hard shots, though.
05:29They were hard shots.
05:30Nah, nah.
05:31I made good comments.
05:32The gold medal, Kelly G.
05:35The drummer.
05:36Yeah!
05:38With the silver medal.
05:40You look fucking embarrassed.
05:42You look embarrassed.
05:43With the silver medal, Jack Mack by way of movie.
05:46Yeah!
05:49And with the gold medal, Rico Bosco.
05:51Yeah!
05:52Oh!
05:59It's good to hit things in the office and not get in trouble.
06:02Every day I don't help women.
06:03Never say that.
06:05Climbers are feminists.
06:06It's on record.
06:07Climbers are feminists.
06:10The gold medal goes to Rico.
06:12The silver medal goes to Jack Mack.
06:14And bronze goes to Kelly Keynes.
06:22It's good to hit things in the office and not get in trouble.
06:23Every day I don't help women.
06:24Never say that.
06:25Climbers are feminists.
06:26It's on record.
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