• 4 months ago
KFC
Transcript
00:00Today's competition is Mad Minute.
00:06Players will attempt to complete as many basic math problems as they can in one minute.
00:11The wrinkle is, during that minute, Frank the Tank will be allowed to scream and rant
00:16about whatever he wants for the duration of that time.
00:19Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:26Ready, set, go.
00:27Every motherfucking day, you do some tragic, every motherfucking day.
00:31This fucking afterlife.
00:32I mean, my God, this can't be happening.
00:34Let me tell you something about Pete's fucking life.
00:36He only cares about one motherfucking thing, the goddamn motherfucking home run derby.
00:39He just raised the rates 15%, 15%, 15%, that goddamn fucking Harry Styles.
00:46Look at that stupid song.
00:47Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
00:49Like a fucking patient.
00:50All he fucking did is got lucky with the fucking injuries last year.
00:54Mark fucking got it all.
00:55All right.
00:57No, change of subject.
00:58Okay, so he has taken Songbirds and thrown it into the trash.
01:02What the fuck?
01:03Is he already in infinity, infinity, infinity?
01:06Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee.
01:0815% going into New Jersey.
01:11He said he's got an approval rating of 90%.
01:13Fucking goddamn motherfuckers.
01:15Deek, deek.
01:16Deek, deek, deek, deek, deek, deek, deek.
01:18Goddamn, I am so sick and tired of Taylor Swift.
01:21And then another 20%.
01:23I'll tell you how big Joker is.
01:24Ohio State.
01:25He's going 30% next year, then 30% the year after that,
01:28and then another 20% for these motherfuckers.
01:33Time.
01:34You're out of hearts.
01:36The gold medal goes to Tommy.
01:38The silver medal goes to Rico.
01:40And the bronze medal is shared by Frank and Hobbes.

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