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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisor, America's premier sports information program with Jerzy
00:11Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Beiner.
00:29Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back, it is week 14, I'm here with Ashley, I'm here with Tommy, I'm here with Stu, I'm here with Jerry, we have crunched the numbers, and I believe this is our fourth to last show?
00:45We have four shows left. After this? After this, so we have five total with this, four without it. Next week, the week after, and then after New Year's, 2025, and then one more, and we might have a surprise show. So we have at least five, including this, maybe five.
01:03No, we have, yeah, we have five, there's three after New Year's. Three. So we have six left. Six including this one. Yes. Why, Tommy? That's what he said. Week 18 is January 10th. What does that mean? Week 18? No, it's the week before. What? When is it? January 5th. Are you sure? Yeah. Are you positive? I'll pull it up real quick. Pull it up. Where's it matter?
01:29Either way, these are, I just wanted to throw it out there because Stu's retiring. So this is the last five shows ever. Sunday, January 5th. Okay, so yeah, so you're right, my apologies, Tommy. I should have known the stats guy. So yeah, Stu's retiring. Sad. He's retiring. You can't get a full-time job?
01:45If I'm retiring, Big Cat is retiring from Barstool Sports Advisors because it will be in New York next year. We replace Big Cat like that. James can do what he wants. Frank the Tank. I'm not retiring. KFC. I'm not retiring. They retired me from my own show.
02:11You said you were retiring. I never said that. Last year you said it was the last show ever. I ran you through the ringer where all your DMs are getting blown up going, you're a cunt, you're a bitch, Big Cat, fuck you. Why hustle Stu Feiner? He made you. He wouldn't even have a job without you. These are all facts. You can fucking dig with Dave Portnoy in 2003 on a fucking Massachusetts train station corner. Let's talk reality. These are all true. People were coming at me because you said you were going to retire. So no retirement. I didn't.
02:40Announce it right now. I'm playing a sympathy game. Announce it right now, no retirement. I never said I was going to retire this year ever and we said last year we're never retiring. We hugged. Never retiring. Don't power play me. We're never retiring. Don't manipulate me. You don't power play me. I'm not. Let's kiss it out. No, no, no. No, on Jerry. No, no, no. I don't swing that way. Okay. When I'm asking you to suck dick, you're asking me to kiss it. I fly straight. I don't fly fucking.
03:05Oh, I love it. I love it. I love it. We're never fucking going anywhere. That's a fact. I will do this show until the day I die because guess what? I've done the, I've crunched the numbers. Stu Feiner's outliving all of us. He's going to be here when he's 90 years old, fucking drooling down his face. Yeah, he drools on his face right now.
03:24I'm actually excited. I opened my mouth. You wouldn't let me. I'm excited for sports advisors in, in 2055. We're doing it forever. Forever. Don't embarrass me. Forever. All right. Long enough to be a father. Okay. Forever. Forever. He can say he had a baby when we were 23 and we named it Daniel Katz. It would be you. It would be me. It would be me. I'm just saying. You'd be my dad. Truth. I mean, I would love to be a Feiner. Listen, being a Feiner is a great honor. All right. Thank you. Let's get to the games. Let's get to the ice cold pick of the week.
03:53Bengals. Can I explain something to you? Stu, you fucked us. I bet the, I bet the mortal parlay, Jerry and I, easy winners. Easy. I did need like a last second. I own it. I don't know what I watch. I don't know where the Cincinnati Bengals defense was. I started off Friday with Colorado 52, nothing, 52, nothing, 52, nothing. And I thought it was going to be a sweet weekend. Then all of a sudden Clemson boned me and Cincinnati put me in my grave. Yep. It was an easy half a million dollars in business loss for me. Yeah. The Bengals.
04:22So there's nothing you could say. There's nothing you could do that can make me feel worse than I am. Okay. And I felt Cincinnati Bengals defensive coordinator. You're a scumbag. You're a scumbag. You didn't do your job. Uh, the Pittsburgh Steelers made you look like a joke, a fraud, and a farce. Now, can I say something? Yeah. Russell Wilson's on fire. On fire. Yeah. I mean, the Steelers are on fire. Yeah, they're legit. They're real. Okay. I had three, uh, future bets before the year started. I set them on this show.
04:51I had the Eagles representing the NFC and the Jets representing the AFC. I had the Jets winning Superbowl, so I lost there. And I have Saquon being the MVP. That's on week one, Barstool Sports Advice. So right now I'm alive. Well, and you've also added one. What did I add? Packers? Bills? How many futures do you have? No, I'm going to add into that. I'm going to add into it. But now I'm all over Josh Allen. I'm all over the Buffalo Bills. They are going to win the Superbowl. I was present.
05:18I watched all four of the Bill Superbowls losing, and now I will be present winning. Are you still getting any tickets or no? Yeah, we're working on it. Okay, thank you. We were close. You bid on Superbowl. I did. I bid on Superbowl tickets. 30,000 he bid. I did. I love it. No, no, no. He didn't get the bid, but he bid. I tried. No, listen. We're working on it. Responsible for the effort. That's all I care about.
05:40Bet all you can responsibly on the Buffalo Bills plus 500. Eagles represent the NFC still alive, okay? Saquon MVP still alive, and the Bills will win the Superbowl. I sent that out to over 7,500 people. I got it. Bet responsibly on the Bills plus 500. Yes, okay. I'm a Josh Allen guy. Yeah. I followed Josh Allen first time ever. I followed the Bills Mafia first time ever, and then I followed like 30 other accounts that are hooked into this. It's crazy. Oh, you just followed them? Just followed them. Oh, okay. Fuck Josh Allen. That scumbag hated the Bills.
06:09Yeah. They're losers. All right. Most for Superbowl, but now I'm on them. All right, so the ice cold pick is the Bengals. It's brought to you by Jägermeister. Jägermeister is best enjoyed ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit. Damn, that's cold. Don't wait for your friends to order a round of drinks. Call the shots and order a round of ice cold Jägermeister shots. Jägermeister is the best shot to celebrate with, win or lose. Check Jägermeister out at us.jägermeister.com. Drink responsibly. Jägermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass. Jägermeister U.S. White Plains, New York.
06:37Boys, we got to get someone above 500. Jerry, Stu, you're both 10 games under 500. I'm three games under 500. Let's finish this-
06:46What's the modal record? I'm 7'5".
06:49Don't say the L word.
06:50I'm 7'5".
06:51Don't say the L word. I'm 8'5".
06:54You're ahead of me right now.
06:55I'm ahead of you.
06:56We're coming down the stretch. It's a battle.
06:57We're coming down the stretch.
06:58Big Cat and Stu right on me.
06:59All right, listen.
07:00Fuck him.
07:01Listen, let's finish this season strong.
07:04Yes.
07:05Okay?
07:06We're locked in. This is the winning time.
07:07So ready.
07:08You're supposed to win games right now, so let's do it. All right.
07:10I brought cash Stu to the table today.
07:13Ooh.
07:14Just call me Cash Stu because-
07:15Cash Stu.
07:16This is when you need cash for Christmas gifts, Hanukkah gifts, New Year's gifts, 2025 gifts.
07:22New Year's gifts.
07:23What do you mean? It's New Year's. Happy New Year.
07:25You give a gift?
07:26I give eight balls.
07:28Okay. That's a good New Year's gift.
07:30Why not?
07:31Why not?
07:32It's white, it's beautiful, and it just makes your life better.
07:35Yeah. All right.
07:36It makes your life really bad. You end up homeless.
07:38Cash Stu is in the house.
07:40Okay. Cash Stu. Let's get to-
07:42You end up homeless.
07:43Yeah, you end up homeless. You end up addicted.
07:46All right. Let's get to the picks.
07:48Week 14 of the NFL.
07:49We're going to start with Kirk Cousins' revenge game, Falcons at Vikings.
07:55Ashley, what's the weather going to be in Minnesota, even though it is in a dome?
07:59Yeah. In Minnesota, it's going to be 39 degrees, chance of rain.
08:03Chance of rain, 39 degrees. Tommy?
08:06A couple really bad-
08:07How did you do last week, Tommy?
08:09Two and three.
08:10Oh, okay.
08:11Not that bad. And I'm back to the O and five hat, but the other hat-
08:15This is the O and five hat?
08:16Yeah, but Stu said he has an STD, and his spit is in the other hat.
08:19He doesn't have an STD.
08:20Since the late 70s, if you don't have an STD-
08:22And diabetes.
08:23I mean, you're not trying.
08:24We'll give this hat one more try.
08:25Like, what do you wear in a bag every time you have sex?
08:27Who does that? No one does that.
08:29But Tommy can't get an STD from spit.
08:32Yeah, you can, no?
08:33Yes.
08:34A week old spit?
08:36He licked the hat.
08:38Put on the real hat.
08:39I didn't lick the hat.
08:40Put on the fucking real hat.
08:41I'm not doing an O and five hat today. We got to win, Tommy.
08:44That could be good, that could be good. We faded it, we faded.
08:47No, we can't. Just put on the hat that wins games, Tommy.
08:50We're fucking winning.
08:51All right, I'll just take Stu's spit.
08:53It's a bit of weak.
08:54No, yeah, it's fine, it's fine.
08:55I don't even care.
08:56He said they cleaned it.
08:57Yeah, he said-
08:58Wait, they cleaned it.
08:59Don't be a pussy.
09:00Don't be a pussy.
09:01I don't know if Kwesi's in charge of cleaning, but he said, I think they cleaned it.
09:05Tommy.
09:06He said that, right?
09:07We have to win.
09:08I know, I know.
09:09So give us winning stats.
09:11Kirk Cousins, couple bad trends here.
09:133-11 against the spread in his last 14, both as an underdog and in his last 14 games in December as well.
09:20Falls apart late in the season.
09:21Like us.
09:22He's been playing bad.
09:23Jerry, what do you like in this guy?
09:24I don't know.
09:25I don't know.
09:26I really don't know.
09:27I really don't know.
09:28What I do know is responsibly bet . . . on Justin Jefferson to score.
09:34I don't know much about the game, but this guy hasn't scored in weeks.
09:37One of the best receivers in football.
09:39I'm going to take Jefferson, but I'm going to take the Falcons, I think, too.
09:46You are?
09:47Yeah.
09:48Plus 5.5.
09:49I think it's too many points, no?
09:50Too many points.
09:51Yeah, give me the Falcons plus 5.5 with a Jefferson score.
09:54Okay.
09:55I'm going to take something similar, but I'm going to take the Minnesota Vikings over 23.5.
10:00Team total?
10:01Total.
10:02Team total.
10:03Oh, wow.
10:04Okay.
10:05Over 23.5.
10:06Stu, what do you got?
10:07You know what's been happening to me all year?
10:08I'm winning the game in the fourth quarter with eight minutes left, 90% of my games.
10:15And then for some reason . . .
10:16Not true with the Bengals.
10:17I'm always on the inferior . . .
10:18Not true with the Bengals.
10:19Down by 20 almost.
10:20Yeah, down by 20 almost.
10:21That was one of the 10%.
10:22Okay, yeah, yeah.
10:24I mean, I gave myself a little wiggle room, 90, 10, okay?
10:28So, what happens is . . .
10:30Not with the Bengals.
10:31Not with the Bengals.
10:32The inferior team crumbles at the end in the fourth quarter.
10:37It's never happened before.
10:38I've never seen it.
10:39There were no Dawgs backdoor covering.
10:41There were no Dawg shockers this year.
10:43There's just public, favorite, bet the better teams.
10:46You don't even need us.
10:47Yeah.
10:48Just open up the paper.
10:49Bet the better teams.
10:50Just bet the better teams.
10:51Bet the teams against the spread that are great.
10:53Bet the Steelers.
10:54Bet the fucking Lions.
10:56Whoever you want to bet, just bet.
10:58But, I'm not going to happen here.
10:59It's not going to happen here.
11:00I think the defense of the Minnesota Vikings will cause a key turnover
11:04that normally will hurt me, but it's going to help me here.
11:07Cousins throws.
11:08Picks it to cover.
11:10I got Vikings!
11:11Okay, I like that pick.
11:12I like that pick.
11:13The Vikings winning the entire game.
11:14Looked like a . . .
11:15Kirk Cousins looking phenomenal.
11:16Fourth quarter, maybe two picks.
11:18Two picks.
11:19Vikings cover.
11:20Two picks.
11:21Don't care about where the money is.
11:22I'm not even looking where the money is.
11:23No, he's blind stew.
11:25Blind stew.
11:26Exactly.
11:27Blind stew, cash stew.
11:28You need money for Christmas.
11:30You need money for Hanukkah.
11:31You need money for New Year's.
11:33You need money for presents.
11:34I've got the winners.
11:36Jump on my back now.
11:37Forget about September, October, November.
11:39It doesn't even exist.
11:40You doing a Kirby Pucky?
11:41Get on my shoulders?
11:42Get on my shoulders.
11:44I'm going to rise you into the desert.
11:46Wow.
11:47You're going to rise you.
11:48Why are we going to the desert?
11:49I don't know.
11:50It's what Moses did for 40 years.
11:51He carried off people.
11:52Browns and Steelers.
11:53I don't know.
11:54It's a book.
11:55It's a fake book.
11:56It's like the Old Testament.
11:57They're fake books.
11:58They're fake books.
11:59They just tell a story to manipulate your life so the government or the people in charge
12:04can control us like sheep.
12:06Yeah.
12:07And we fight wars over a book that was written 10,000 years ago.
12:09So did it really happen?
12:10No.
12:11Did Mary get pregnant without . . . ?
12:12Fucking no.
12:13But yes.
12:14She had Jesus.
12:15Yeah.
12:16She was a virgin.
12:17Right.
12:18Did it really happen?
12:19She just did ass to mouth.
12:20God gave her the baby.
12:21God gave her the baby.
12:22Where's God?
12:23No, no.
12:24Where is God?
12:25He's in heaven.
12:26He's in heaven.
12:27Where's heaven?
12:28Where's heaven?
12:29In the sky.
12:30Oh.
12:31How do you know it's up and not down?
12:32That's hell.
12:33How do you know?
12:34You were told that by a book that could be false.
12:37Don't read books.
12:38It could just be a manipulative tool to control you like a sheep so you pay money.
12:42He's right.
12:43I'm a God-fearing man.
12:44George Collin knows.
12:45George Collin does know.
12:46Who's that guy?
12:47I don't know.
12:48He was the greatest comedian ever.
12:49Do you know anything?
12:50I mean, I don't watch TV.
12:53You don't know who George Collin is?
12:54There weren't even TVs when George Collin was playing.
12:56That's not true.
12:57Browns and Steelers.
12:58Steelers.
12:59So, Jerry, we got to talk.
13:00We got to talk.
13:01The Steelers are minus six and a half.
13:02The over-under is 44.
13:03Let's talk.
13:04Let's talk.
13:05Let's talk.
13:06Let's talk.
13:07Let's talk.
13:08I think you owe me an apology.
13:09Why?
13:10I think you owe me an apology and you know why.
13:11For what?
13:12For what?
13:13Explain.
13:14Explain.
13:15Explain.
13:16For what?
13:17Explain it.
13:18For what?
13:19You told me before that Bengals game, Jerry, I think they're frauds.
13:24Yeah.
13:25They're frauds.
13:26Yeah.
13:27They might be frauds, Jerry.
13:28Yeah.
13:29I said it, Jerry.
13:30They're not frauds.
13:31Okay.
13:32I have taken back the F word.
13:33Good.
13:34Okay.
13:35But you're upset about a computer ranking them as a playoff team.
13:38Yes.
13:39What do you...
13:40Because there's...
13:41You got a problem with me.
13:42I got a problem with the computer.
13:43All right.
13:44So take it up with the computer.
13:45I'm a Super Bowl contender.
13:46So take it up with the fucking computer.
13:47They are Super Bowl contenders.
13:48Is there an email I can send the computer?
13:49Yeah.
13:50Give me the email.
13:51Yeah.
13:52Throw this at Thomas.
13:53They are Super Bowl contenders.
13:54It's computer...
13:55The computer said they're just a playoff team.
13:57They're a playoff team.
13:59It's...
14:00So email.
14:01Write it down.
14:02Computer.
14:03Computer.
14:04At.
14:05Go fuck yourself, you scumbag.
14:06I'm not rating the Steelers any higher than they are.
14:09Dot edu.
14:10Dot edu.
14:11Okay.
14:12Browns and Steelers.
14:13Weather.
14:14Weather is really important here.
14:15What's the weather going to be like in Pittsburgh on Sunday?
14:16In Pittsburgh, it's going to be 44 degrees, chance of rain.
14:19Okay.
14:20Perfect.
14:21No snow.
14:22No snow.
14:23George Pickens said the snow caused the last time they lost.
14:24It did.
14:25It did.
14:26For sure.
14:27Tommy.
14:28Steelers have covered six straight home games against the Browns
14:29and 12 of 16 home games against the AFC North.
14:32Mmm.
14:33Stewart.
14:34I want to say it right now.
14:35Mike Tomlin, Coach of the Year.
14:38There's no choice about it.
14:39Dan Campbell, too.
14:40Fuck Dan Campbell.
14:41He has a better team.
14:42True.
14:43That is true.
14:44I mean, Dan Campbell was half, two quarters away from going to the Super Bowl.
14:49What about McDermott?
14:50He's done a great job.
14:52What about LeFleur?
14:53Fuck him.
14:54Listen, my vote right now is Mike Tomlin.
14:57What about Harbaugh?
14:58Because we know he's amazing.
15:00I mean, he took a team already to the Super Bowl.
15:02No, other Harbaugh.
15:04Baltimore's Harbaugh?
15:05Yeah.
15:06Mmm-mmm.
15:07Okay.
15:08Too many losses.
15:09I don't know.
15:10They didn't show much.
15:11It looks like they're going to get one and done.
15:13They're going to pull.
15:14What about O'Connell?
15:15Who is he on?
15:16Vikings.
15:17I mean, they're not going to the Super Bowl.
15:19He's doing a great job.
15:20Sand Donald.
15:21Yes.
15:22Great, great, great.
15:23They have a great defense.
15:24Flores is their defense coordinator.
15:25He's the one that blitzes every single time.
15:26Yeah.
15:27Mmm-mmm.
15:28Right.
15:29So, I mean, I would say that he's more important than the head coach.
15:30Got it.
15:31If you honestly want to mince words here.
15:33I think Mike Tomlin's doing an unbelievable job because I just cannot believe how good
15:37his superiors are.
15:38It's not a fluke.
15:39It's not a joke.
15:40Russell Wilson looks like he's in his 20s when he was leading the Seahawks.
15:43They're open in every play.
15:45Every scheme works.
15:46When he has to thread the needle, Russell Wilson does.
15:49When Tomlin has to dial up the defense, they do.
15:52They come with these turnovers.
15:54The Bengals, that was their Super Bowl and they humiliated them at home.
16:00They embarrassed them at home.
16:02That is such a signature win for Mike Tomlin and the Pittsburgh Steelers.
16:06I mean, they're going to blow out the Browns here.
16:08I mean, Jameis Winston's going to do the same thing.
16:10They're going to be up by 10, going into the fourth quarter.
16:12He's going to throw three picks and the Steelers win convincingly by 18.
16:16If you didn't watch the game, you'd think it was a wrap.
16:18Steelers, Steelers, Steelers.
16:19Hammond is Steelers.
16:20Cash Cow Stew says Steelers.
16:22I love the Steelers and they could go to the Super Bowl.
16:25They could.
16:26No two ways about it.
16:27They could.
16:28No two ways.
16:29You're right.
16:30I don't think they can beat Buffalo, but they can.
16:32Yes.
16:33Oh.
16:34I don't think they are going to, but they can.
16:36But they can.
16:37They definitely can.
16:38Russell Wilson, he's on his tour to say I'm not a bust.
16:42Yeah.
16:43You know, it's a fuck Sean Payton.
16:44Up your ass.
16:45Up your ass.
16:46You want it around the corner.
16:47You want to take away my private room, my private hotel.
16:50My private parts.
16:51My private assistant, private cars, my chef, my workout.
16:55It's one against 60.
16:57You want to take it away?
16:58Well, look.
16:59Shove it up your ass.
17:00Be careful what you wish for.
17:01Be careful what you wish for.
17:02Jerry.
17:03Yeah.
17:05I think Stu said it perfectly, but I will say this and some inside information.
17:09Oh.
17:10By the way, Jerry, for inside information, just so everyone knows, Jerry will not be
17:13watching this game.
17:14No, no.
17:15I will be.
17:16Does that change your pick at all?
17:17No, I will.
17:18I will be watching the game.
17:19They switched my flight.
17:20To when?
17:21I'm just staying now.
17:22Okay.
17:23So I'm watching the game now.
17:24Okay.
17:25The guy from Barstool fucked up the flight, but we're good.
17:27Who?
17:28I don't know his name.
17:29How about give Jersey...
17:30I know his name.
17:31I don't want to air it out to the guy.
17:32How about give Jersey...
17:33No.
17:34Oh.
17:35Don't air it out to me.
17:36How about Jersey?
17:37Jerry gets the $25,000 at Mintz lost because the Steelers are doing so well and he's having
17:41such a great year.
17:42No.
17:43We already decided.
17:44The tech team.
17:45The back.
17:46The back.
17:47The people in the back.
17:48Yeah.
17:49The people who actually make this thing go.
17:50They deserve it, Stu.
17:51They do.
17:52No.
17:53I think out of your pocket, you give them the $25,000.
17:54I'm already doing that.
17:55I'm already doing it out of my pocket for the graphics guys.
17:56Oh.
17:57How much money are you trying to take from me?
17:58Because what if they lose the bet?
17:59How much do they get?
18:00Zero.
18:01Zero.
18:02That's bullshit.
18:03I mean, you're fucking the graphic guys.
18:04Graphic guys, your hope's high.
18:05You're the boss.
18:06Oh, so should I...
18:07What should I do?
18:08Hold on, hold on, hold on.
18:09Yes.
18:10Out of your pocket.
18:11Yes, it is.
18:12I'm literally doing a $15,000 bet and if it wins, they're all getting cash instantly.
18:13What if they lose?
18:14Nothing.
18:15That's gambling, baby.
18:16Yeah, but they didn't ask to gamble.
18:17They...
18:18It's...
18:19Bonus.
18:20Pennies.
18:21They're dying in there.
18:22It's fucking...
18:23They want a strike.
18:24Stu, it's bonus.
18:25They want this place to be unionized.
18:26Bonus.
18:27Bonus.
18:28Bonus.
18:29Bonus.
18:30Bonus.
18:31It's unionized.
18:32It's bonus.
18:33But I can't say the bet is...
18:34They risk nothing.
18:35Barstool, unionize.
18:36I don't like what I'm hearing.
18:37It's a bonus bet.
18:38That's what I meant to say.
18:39Let's pick it.
18:40Bonus willie.
18:41Pick it?
18:42What do you mean?
18:43Pickets.
18:44Oh.
18:45Wow.
18:46I'm taking the over in this game.
18:47Over for you.
18:48Really?
18:49With the rain too?
18:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:51Jameis is an over machine.
18:52He's going to throw you...
18:53Throw a couple touchdowns.
18:54True.
18:55Throw a couple picks, sixes.
18:56He's an over guy.
18:57Yep.
18:58That was another game.
18:59I like that.
19:00I buried you.
19:01Buried you.
19:02Okay, next game.
19:03Division game.
19:04I didn't make my pick.
19:05Oh.
19:06I was going to tell the fans inside information.
19:07Oh, sorry, sorry.
19:08Inside information.
19:09Jerry's not going to watch the game.
19:10I'm watching the game.
19:11They switched my flights.
19:12Listen, inside information.
19:13This is big.
19:14You're not allowed to use inside information.
19:15That's an illegal term.
19:16No, what are you talking about?
19:17Nancy Pelosi.
19:18Cannons does it all the time.
19:19Listen.
19:20Do you see Nancy Pelosi's tits?
19:21I'd bang her.
19:22Can I say my inside info for the fans?
19:23I would too.
19:24I don't care what they look like.
19:25Yeah, yeah.
19:26Oh, absolutely.
19:27I don't care what they look like.
19:28I don't care.
19:29Absolutely.
19:30Right.
19:31Cannons.
19:32All right, Seahawks Cardinals.
19:33You're not going to get, they're not going to get the inside information.
19:36I want the inside information.
19:37All right, go.
19:38Go ahead.
19:39I sent a text.
19:40Jerry insider trading.
19:41I sent a text.
19:42Put up an alert.
19:43Jerry insider trading.
19:44Just give me the, give me the Steelers in the open.
19:45No, no, no, no.
19:46That's it.
19:47That's it.
19:48Give us the inside information.
19:49You shouldn't lose your composure like that.
19:50Yeah, you're losing your composure.
19:51You're being a bitch.
19:52I sent a text.
19:53To who?
19:54To a person in the Steelers organization.
19:55Player, coach, I can't say.
19:56This is probably the water boy.
19:58No, I said, listen, great game against the Bengals.
20:03Incredible game.
20:04You know what this week is.
20:05He sent the text back.
20:06He said, Jerry, we know.
20:09Book it.
20:10You know what that means?
20:11You know what that means?
20:12The Steelers are going to try to win the game?
20:13No, no.
20:14Oh.
20:15They're going for a blowout.
20:16Oh.
20:17They're going for a blowout.
20:18Got it.
20:19It's going to be bad.
20:20So they're going to, so the inside information is the Steelers are going to try really hard
20:23to win.
20:24No, no, no, not just win.
20:27Blow them out.
20:28Blow them out.
20:29Like embarrass them.
20:30So they're trying to win by a lot.
20:31Correct.
20:32Yes, correct.
20:33Which every team is.
20:34You're just so responsible.
20:35Is every team.
20:37Would you say every team is trying to win by a lot?
20:38No, I think every team is trying to win.
20:40And then sometimes they try to do blowout.
20:42Got it.
20:43So we're on blowout watch.
20:44Yes.
20:45Okay.
20:46I like that.
20:47Good info, right?
20:48Good inside information.
20:49Can I say something?
20:50Someone in the Steelers is going to try to win this game.
20:51Can I say something?
20:52Yeah.
20:54And it was why I'm the source.
20:56Remember when I was teasing about everyone hating Mintz?
20:59Why do most people hate Mintz?
21:00I don't think most people hate Mintz.
21:02That's wrong.
21:03People tell me everything.
21:04They hate Mintz.
21:05No, no.
21:06He's hated.
21:07He's a buffoon.
21:08He really, you know, he really jeopardizes the company.
21:14We know the mistakes he's made.
21:16How many times can you get fired?
21:18You know, Dave always bails him out because he's the only person that really, uh, has
21:23helped him with the brick watch, which I wear, which people love.
21:26My point is, Mintzy, you're a pig, you're a fraud, and people hate you.
21:30You're right.
21:31You're right.
21:32You're right.
21:33You're right.
21:34You're right.
21:35You're right.
21:36Everything you said was correct.
21:37Listen, everything I say might not happen immediately.
21:38Yeah, but it happens.
21:39It happens.
21:40It happens.
21:41Just remember that.
21:42I'm 63.
21:43Remember that.
21:44You were 100% correct.
21:45My body count was 600 before anyone was born in this room.
21:47Just remember that.
21:48Remember that.
21:49With my hand.
21:50Hello, Mr. Hand.
21:5160.
21:52Yeah.
21:54Over-unders, 44.5.
21:55Cardinals are minus 2.5.
21:56Big divisional game for the NFC West.
21:58Tommy, I'll start with you.
22:00Seahawks have covered five of their last six in Arizona.
22:03The Cardinals have been terrible against the NFC West, covered just four of their last
22:0618 divisional games.
22:08Wow.
22:09Ashley?
22:10In Arizona, it's going to be 71 degrees, clear skies.
22:14Okay.
22:15Boys, I'll start here.
22:17Mm-hmm.
22:18I'm going to go under 44.5.
22:21I think divisional games, late in the season, teams know each other.
22:26It's going to be one of those games where it's like, I want to bet the over because
22:29it's an afternoon game, and there's only three games on, and I want points, and then you
22:32look up, and it's fucking 13 to 10 in the fourth quarter.
22:36Okay.
22:37Yeah.
22:38I can see that.
22:39Okay.
22:40Stu?
22:41I just want to say something during this holiday season.
22:43Please say something.
22:45We love you at Barstool Sports Advisors.
22:49Everyone loves you, from the cameramen, to the editors, to the talent, to Tommy, to Ashley.
23:01What I'd like to say to you is this.
23:05Everybody is extremely lonely during the holiday season.
23:09Everyone does not have a significant other, does not have side bitches, does not have
23:13whores, sluts, pigs, cunts, prostitutes.
23:17What I would say to you, a lot of people don't have girlfriends, they don't have wives.
23:21Okay?
23:22What about the sluts and the pigs?
23:23What?
23:24What about the sluts and the pigs?
23:26If you have them, congratulations.
23:29Most people don't.
23:30Right.
23:31What I would say to you is this.
23:32Anyone of you think is lonely, hug it out with them.
23:35Share your love.
23:37Give your love.
23:38It's a loving season.
23:39It's Christmas season.
23:40It's Barstool Sports Advisors.
23:41Yeah, we make you laugh.
23:42Yeah, we make you money.
23:44Yeah, we cost you money.
23:45Yeah, we pound DraftKings up your ass because they're the greatest company in the world.
23:48But be that as it may, what I want you to do is take your heart out of your chest and
23:52give it to someone else.
23:53I love that.
23:54That's all I got to say.
23:55I love that.
23:56I love that.
23:57Shout out, you can have my heart.
23:58I love that.
23:59My next question is this.
24:00Does a body count count when you masturbate?
24:03Yes.
24:04It does?
24:05Yeah.
24:06Because like, I've been with the same girl since 47.
24:08So when I say, I mean for 47 years, so when I say my body count is 13,000, and then you
24:14can say, well, how you been fucking these girls when you're married?
24:17You're jerking off.
24:18Exactly.
24:19Yeah.
24:20No, Stephen Chay's been in the Mile High Club.
24:21He whacked, oh, I heard that.
24:23He whacked off in a bathroom in an airplane.
24:25That's crazy.
24:26That's crazy.
24:27I would grab the stewardess and I would get arrested when I ended the plane, but I am
24:30not masturbating on a plane.
24:32Okay.
24:33What a creep.
24:34Love Cardinals here.
24:35I think it's going to be all Cardinals.
24:37I hate the Seahawks.
24:38Seahawks have screwed me.
24:40When I bet to Seahawks, they play like shit.
24:41When I go against them, they play great.
24:43It's not going to happen this time, though.
24:45Cash, Stu.
24:46It's all Arizona.
24:47Cash, Stu.
24:48I don't know.
24:49How many games have I picked so far?
24:50I put up a 3-0, by the way.
24:51Yeah.
24:52Just round rob them, box them, tease them, wheel them.
24:54Yup.
24:55Wheel them, deal them, Jerry.
24:56Yes.
24:57I'm going with Stu.
24:58I'm going to ride Stu this one.
24:59I like the Cardinals in this game.
25:00I think Kyler Murray's the X Factor here.
25:01I don't think they're going to be able to stop that run with James Conner.
25:03Yeah.
25:04Give me Cardinals.
25:05I like them.
25:06Okay.
25:07I like them.
25:08Okay.
25:09Sorry.
25:10Sorry.
25:11We will be back right after this with the afternoon games.
25:12Oh, wow.
25:13Back right after this.
25:14Marshall Sports.
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26:09No, no, no, $69, college game of the year, NFL game of the year, three best bets.
26:17I'm giving back.
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26:57In past seasons, there was always drama.
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27:01Fuck you especially, because I heard about the power play you made.
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27:53We got two more games to get to.
27:55The first is the Buffalo Bills, StuFighter's recent Super Bowl future.
28:00The Buffalo Bills, plus $500.
28:01They're winning the Super Bowl first time ever.
28:03Me and Josh Allen are hanging out, hugging it out.
28:06Okay.
28:07I'll get that together.
28:09I would love that.
28:10You and Josh.
28:11Listen, when I'm with you, I'm all in.
28:13I will die for you.
28:14When I'm against you, I want you to die.
28:15I'm all in.
28:16I got Josh Allen's back.
28:17You've followed over 30 accounts, people.
28:20When I come into upstate, when I go to Buffalo, I'm sitting down with the head of the Bills
28:26mafia, and I'm going to see if he really is a mafia person.
28:30I'm going to check him out.
28:31I'm going to check him out on the street.
28:32What?
28:33He might be a fraud.
28:34Yeah, I know some of the guys.
28:35Are they real?
28:36Yeah.
28:37Well, I'm real.
28:38Yeah.
28:39Okay.
28:40Set me up with them.
28:41Okay.
28:42Because I want to have cappuccino with them.
28:43Okay.
28:44I want to have wings.
28:45Okay.
28:46And I want to jump from the highest bus possible and smash onto a fucking thing.
28:47I love that.
28:48I want to see it.
28:49I'm willing to do it.
28:50Bills at Rams.
28:51Rams are plus 4.5.
28:52Overrunners 49.5.
28:53Ashley, weather in LA.
28:55In LA, it's going to be 67 degrees.
28:58A little bit foggy out there.
29:00Love it.
29:01Oh, I love it.
29:02I love it.
29:03Tommy.
29:04The McVeigh-Staffer duo has been incredible together in December, 9-1 straight up and
29:08against the spread.
29:09Yeah, you know what?
29:11I like the Rams plus 4.5.
29:12Give me two.
29:13Let down spot.
29:14Let down spot.
29:15I like the Rams plus 4.5.
29:16So do I.
29:17I like the Rams plus 4.5.
29:18Bills win.
29:19Rams cover.
29:20Bills win.
29:21Rams cover.
29:22Bills win.
29:23Rams cover.
29:24So that's all three of us Rams?
29:31It's an Earth win!
29:33It's an Earth win!
29:35Oh my God.
29:37Oh.
29:38I'm in my zone.
29:39I have a snooze on me.
29:40I'm in my snooze zone.
29:43I've been literally told what I can do.
29:46I'm not getting yelled at by Hank.
29:48Besides Sandy and Portnoy, I hate when Hank's mad at me.
29:54Oh!
29:55Why aren't you breaking those?
29:58That was outside the stew zone.
30:00That was outside the stew zone.
30:01No, it wasn't.
30:02It was not.
30:03Hank showed it to me.
30:04He made me a circle.
30:05He grabbed me by the throat and said, listen, you Jew bitch.
30:08This is your circle.
30:09This is where you can operate.
30:11Stop fucking around.
30:13Oh, the stew zone.
30:14I think his exact line, Hank's exact line was, oh, you won't make it through the season.
30:19Oh.
30:20I went, okay, Hank.
30:21Oh.
30:22Okay.
30:23Sunday night football.
30:24Chargers at Chiefs.
30:27Chiefs minus four.
30:29Overrunners 42 and a half.
30:30Great game.
30:31This is a great game.
30:32I have the Chargers to win the Super Bowl.
30:35How many teams do you have to win the Super Bowl?
30:37I have the Chargers.
30:38That's it.
30:39The only one?
30:40The only one.
30:41You didn't bet the bills?
30:42I did not bet the bills.
30:43You didn't bet the Bears on a flyer?
30:44No.
30:45The Bears are never going to win a Super Bowl.
30:46Okay.
30:47I'm thinking about adding the Bills, but I only have the Chargers right now.
30:50I already added it.
30:51Yeah, I know.
30:53I'm waiting for Travis Hunter to win the Heisman, and then I will be adding it.
30:56That's a lot.
30:57Yeah.
30:58What do you think about the Chargers?
31:00No prayer.
31:01Okay.
31:02Hank, ask that, because let me ask you this.
31:05I mean, they have no prayer.
31:06You might as well.
31:07Give the money to the people you're going to fuck on Sunday when you're going to lose
31:11that fucking jerk off first score bet, and then all the stat people and the people that
31:15work so hard are going to be, like, crying, calling their wives, no, cancel Christmas.
31:20We didn't win.
31:21Give your fucking money to them.
31:23I literally am.
31:24No.
31:25No.
31:26You're putting it in action on a maybe.
31:29But you don't think I give them money for Christmas anyway?
31:32How about this?
31:33Fuck that bet.
31:34Put your money on the 49ers Sunday, which is my mortal lock.
31:38Put your money on the 49ers to piss on your Bears, and then after you win, give that money
31:44to them.
31:45Okay.
31:46So you just did a bonus bet?
31:47No.
31:4849ers is my mortal.
31:50Right.
31:51But that was a bonus.
31:52You said bet it, and then after it wins, give them money.
31:55Yes.
31:56That's literally what I'm doing.
31:57Yeah, but I don't know.
31:58I'm not confident that you're going to pick the winner of the first one.
32:01They're picking it.
32:02Yeah, but how would they know?
32:03They fucking do stats and lights and take out the garbage.
32:06That's the people you're trusting.
32:08I got a little nervous.
32:09Mints pick it.
32:10I got a little nervous.
32:11He at least can pick, even though he's incompetent.
32:13We hate him.
32:14I got a little nervous because I asked Doug, who's working one of the cameras right now,
32:17because he's one of the tech guys who's getting a bonus bet, I asked him what he's thinking,
32:24and he said, I don't know.
32:25I'm kind of all over the place.
32:26I'm going to see what's said on advisors, and I was like, oh, boy.
32:30Oh, boy.
32:31If you're coming here for that, uh-oh.
32:33So it has to be a guaranteed score, Christian McCaffrey?
32:36No, it doesn't have to be a score.
32:38Only score.
32:39It doesn't have to be-
32:40He's done.
32:41He's done.
32:42Only score.
32:43He's done.
32:44Oh, he is?
32:45Okay.
32:46Yeah.
32:47It doesn't have to be a score, Stu.
32:48They can bet whatever the fuck they want.
32:49At the 49ers, are you in charge of this fucking clan?
32:52Yeah, put Doug in charge.
32:53At the fucking 40-
32:54Look at me in the fucking eye.
32:55Look at-
32:56I'll come in here next week.
32:57I'll tackle you.
32:58I'll fucking-
32:59I'll put you in a fucking grammy.
33:00You have no idea who I am.
33:01A what?
33:02A grammy.
33:03Okay.
33:04Chargers-
33:05Sixth grade, I went to wrestling camp, and it's this, like, flip move when you open up,
33:08because my opening up move was a five minutes carry, which is why I tried to do it to you
33:11and plant you on this table, although you choked me out embarrassingly, and I'll never
33:14live it down.
33:15Yeah.
33:17Fuck.
33:18Yeah, you did.
33:19I did some shit.
33:20That's what a grammy is.
33:21Got it.
33:22That's what a grammy is.
33:23All right.
33:24So, Chargers at Chiefs.
33:25I need to know the weather, and I want to-
33:26No, no, no, no, no.
33:27First of all, I have to talk about what I'm doing here.
33:30I'm not at you yet.
33:32Oh, I thought you were.
33:33I'll fucking kick it to you when I kick it to you.
33:36I love you, man.
33:37All right.
33:38And you did choke me out hard, by the way.
33:39You slapped me.
33:40No, no.
33:41You encouraged me by-
33:42And I think Hank was there.
33:43You said, I would fuck you up.
33:44You're a bitch.
33:45And then what happened?
33:46I stood up.
33:47You stood up.
33:48You slapped me.
33:49And then I made your face look like a ping pong ball.
33:50And then what'd I do?
33:51I made you tap out like a bitch.
33:52So, I was actually correct.
33:53You did.
33:54So, I was correct.
33:55I said, I'll make you look like a bitch, and you tapped out.
33:56He was choking me, but he knew he had me.
33:57Jerry was there.
33:58I was there, and I remember.
33:59He kept saying-
34:00Oh, no.
34:01It was Dave.
34:02He kept saying, tap out, bitch.
34:03Tap out, bitch.
34:04No, I was there for that.
34:05No, it was Dave.
34:06We fought a couple times.
34:07All right.
34:08Ashley.
34:09In Kansas City, it's going to be 51 degrees and cloudy.
34:12Okay.
34:13I like that.
34:14This year is 5-1 in Chargers road games this year, and in Jim Harbaugh's last 12 games
34:19against divisional opponents, only two have had more than 42 points.
34:23Okay.
34:24Stu, you're not going to give us a pick.
34:26What I'm doing this week, because it's cash cow Stu.
34:30Cash cow Stu.
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34:59Free to you, because I want to give back.
35:02I haven't been on fire, haven't been hot, Thanksgiving was a disaster, so here we go.
35:08College game of the year, pro game of the year, three best bets, five games, $69, favorite
35:13number, favorite position, StuFiner.com.
35:16I'm a cash cow.
35:17StuFiner.com.
35:18I'm a cow.
35:19Cash cow.
35:20StuFiner.com.
35:21My penis is thick.
35:22I want to sign off.
35:27All right, Jerry.
35:28Earlier in the week, I wanted to take the Chargers.
35:30I thought it was pretty easy, but minus four.
35:33I think it's begging you to take the Chargers, begging you to take them.
35:36I don't think the Chiefs are good, but ... I mean, they're good, but I don't think they're
35:40going to win the Super Bowl.
35:42I think they might go one and done in the playoffs, by the way.
35:47It's a tough game.
35:48I'm going to take the Chiefs.
35:49It's a tough game.
35:50I don't want to, but is this the game?
35:53They need a game where it's like, oh yeah, that's the Chiefs.
35:55Yeah, they're back.
35:56Yeah.
35:57You think it's happening?
35:58Chargers haven't been a defense.
35:59They do.
36:00No, they do.
36:01I know that.
36:02I know that.
36:03I'm going to trust Tommy in his fedora, under 42 and a half.
36:05It's also, it goes back to what I was saying.
36:07I hate taking unders, but these late season divisional games, these late season divisional
36:13games, the unders start hitting because it's the late season.
36:16Everyone knows each other.
36:17Everyone's playing a little tighter.
36:19Late season unders in divisional games.
36:21All right, when we come back, our mortal Barstool Sports Advisor is back right after this.
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38:02The crown is yours.
38:08My mortal of my career.
38:10Career.
38:11First of all, can I say something to you?
38:12Good luck the last five weeks of the season, Big Head.
38:14Yeah.
38:15On the mortal record.
38:16I was thinking about doing bears.
38:17Mortal record.
38:18Mortal record.
38:19I was thinking about doing bears.
38:20Were you real?
38:21That would be great, because then I would have the win.
38:23I would have the win.
38:24Don't hurt me.
38:25You're too big.
38:26I'm 63.
38:27Relax.
38:28I'll smack the shit out of you.
38:29I'm fucking not.
38:30How fast are you in a slap fight?
38:32Can you handle it?
38:33I mean, can you hold your own?
38:34Like, if we're doing, like, the podium?
38:35No.
38:36Like, right now, if I just cracked you.
38:37I'd probably crack you back.
38:38Right.
38:39But, I mean, how good are you?
38:40Well, we've got to see now.
38:41No, I can't.
38:42I can't.
38:43Come here.
38:44No.
38:45What are you doing?
38:46Is he going to humiliate the bears?
38:47It's going to be like 60 to 7.
38:48Really?
38:49I mean, interim coach, they're lost.
38:50Their offense coordinator, lost.
38:51Their defense is porous.
38:52And Caleb Williams is a one-man show.
38:53I think he's great.
38:54I think he's great.
38:55I think he's great.
38:56I think he's great.
38:57I think he's great.
39:02I think he's phenomenal.
39:03I think for a first year, putting him in the fire, in the flame, he's done great.
39:09But the team is garbage.
39:10It's trash.
39:11From the organization, to the owners, to the head coach, which they fired.
39:14He's not wrong.
39:15Interim head coach.
39:16I mean.
39:17Nothing he's saying is wrong.
39:18It's, when Caleb Williams shows up, he's amazing and he's going to get embarrassed.
39:22It's immortal.
39:2360 to 7.
39:24Just, just.
39:25I mean, listen.
39:26Cash Stewie is giving me.
39:29I'm not only giving you my college game of the year, my pro game of the year for free
39:32for $69, plus three best bets at stewfinder.com, but this game is a real beefy game.
39:38Beefy.
39:39Push it all in.
39:40Beefy.
39:41All in.
39:42I love it.
39:43I love the 49ers.
39:44Shout out 49ers.
39:45Brought to you by the man who just found out Christian McCaffrey was out for the year.
39:47I knew he was out for the year.
39:48You did.
39:49You did.
39:50You did.
39:51Don't.
39:52Don't.
39:53I'm not going to.
39:54The key to my success is playing stupid.
39:55Stupid.
39:56I am stupid.
39:57But it's a key.
39:58You see, normal people who are stupid play smart.
40:00I am stupid.
40:01I am stupid.
40:02And I am stupid.
40:03Yeah.
40:04Okay.
40:05Jerry.
40:06I'm going to take the Giants.
40:07Giants is my more.
40:08I know it's kind of gross.
40:09I know.
40:10I know.
40:11Let's let Stomach Giants cover it again.
40:12Whoa.
40:13Tommy, let's let Stomach Giants cover it again.
40:14Monk.
40:15Monk, maybe?
40:16Let me see.
40:17I mean, Dabal.
40:18Dabal's fighting for his job.
40:19Dabal is fighting for his job.
40:20He's fighting.
40:21Dabal.
40:22Dabal's fighting for his job.
40:23That's Dabal.
40:24Dabal is the two you have.
40:25It's Dabal.
40:26There.
40:27Dabal's.
40:28I know it's gross.
40:30That's why I love it.
40:31Okay.
40:32That's why I love it.
40:33Yeah, that's what I did.
40:34I followed the Giants.
40:35And Taysom Hill.
40:36Done for the year.
40:37That's the Mincy curse.
40:38Mincy was going to bet with the bonus bet, he was going to bet the Falcons plus one.
40:41They lost.
40:42And then his backup was Taysom Hill, touchdown.
40:45So Mincy killed Hill.
40:47He's done for the year.
40:48Can I say something about Mincy, by the way?
40:51And it was my observation.
40:54Is he like a scam totally?
40:56No, I mean in real life.
40:59Because when I saw him do his mea culpa, saying I'm sorry to everyone, he did not have a lazy
41:06eye.
41:07That lazy eye went away.
41:09And I looked at it, and I froze it, and I rewound it, and I looked.
41:13I think that's a scam.
41:15I think that is a lazy eye.
41:18So that he feels sorry for him.
41:21I think he's a, listen, I've lost a lot of respect for him.
41:26I mean, I love him.
41:27He's my boy forever.
41:28Yeah, forever.
41:29But as far as, he will never work for me.
41:31Like if I ever leave here, you know, I take Jerry, you know, I take Tommy, take Hank.
41:36Hank says no, but when I triple salary, Hank's going to fucking be in New York, motherfucker.
41:43Mincy's never coming with me.
41:44No.
41:45No, Mincy, you're not coming.
41:46Fuck your 110 acres that your parents have.
41:49You're a spoiled bitch brat.
41:52And it's embarrassed that I've gone to the carpet with you.
41:56I've gone to the mat.
41:58I've supported you.
41:59I said, don't worry about Mincy.
42:00He's always going to be there.
42:01No, no.
42:02You're a fucking scam.
42:03Okay.
42:04Stu, what's your moral?
42:05You already did it.
42:06The Niners.
42:07Nine is for everything I own.
42:08Yeah.
42:09But I want a little input.
42:11Is his fake eye fake?
42:12I have no idea.
42:13I don't think so.
42:14I do not think so.
42:15I don't think you could do that.
42:16I don't think you could do that.
42:17I think it's real.
42:18I've seen his eyes.
42:19This guy's been scamming people his whole life.
42:20I've seen his eyes do shit.
42:21Maybe this is the first time he's ever been serious.
42:22I knew it, Stu.
42:24Oh.
42:25Oh.
42:26Those eyes are beautiful.
42:27God damn it.
42:28Jerry.
42:29I got bedroom eyes.
42:30Yeah.
42:31Jerry.
42:32It's the best thing I got.
42:33Jerry, what's your pick?
42:34Giants.
42:35Giants.
42:36Yep.
42:37That's right.
42:38Sunday, October 6th.
42:39The last time.
42:40Oh my God.
42:41Oof.
42:42Oof.
42:43That's bad.
42:44All right.
42:45I'm going to take-
42:46Thank you, Thomas, for that.
42:47You're welcome.
42:50Because he's the source, I was actually going to take the Bears, but he is the source.
42:51Take the Bears.
42:52They tell me that this game is going to go a certain way, and sometimes you're right.
42:56So I'm going to do something different.
42:57I'm going to take the Tampa Bay Buccaneers minus 6.5 against the Raiders, and here's
43:01why.
43:02The Raiders, their season, that was it.
43:05They were going up against the Chiefs.
43:07Their season was, hey, let's spoil the Chiefs.
43:09Let's get rid of their one seed.
43:11Let's put it all in.
43:12They lost.
43:13Tragic.
43:14I think the air comes out of the balloon.
43:16I think the Bucs, they know they played with their food against the Panthers.
43:19They got to win every single game going down.
43:22Their offense is awesome.
43:23I'm taking the Bucs minus 6.5.
43:24You see, every time the Raiders lose, Shadur does the tweet.
43:28Yeah.
43:29Yeah, yeah.
43:30He wants to go there.
43:31He wants to go to the Raiders.
43:32They want the number one pick.
43:33Yeah, they want the number one pick.
43:34All right.
43:35Marshall Sports Advisors, great show, everyone.
43:36Cash Cow Stu.
43:37We love you.
43:38Cash Cow Stu.
43:39We love you.
43:41Thank you for being there for us.
43:42Thank you for being there.
43:43We love you.
43:44See you next week.
43:45Thank God for your family.
43:46Love it.