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00:00 *musique*
00:28 *musique*
00:47 Et maintenant, il n'est pas ton type de mouche à côté, Mickey Mouse !
00:53 Hey there folks ! Wow, looks like we've got some first dates in the audience tonight !
00:58 There's Cruella and the Beast !
01:00 You come in a medium !
01:02 And Jafar and Maleficent !
01:04 My dear, I've been looking for a diamond in the rough !
01:08 *explosion*
01:10 Real smooth, Prince Charming !
01:13 *musique*
01:15 Yeah, looking good !
01:17 *musique*
01:21 *soupir*
01:23 Oups !
01:25 *bruit de bouche*
01:27 *musique*
01:37 *musique*
01:47 *musique*
02:16 Hey Roxy, how's it going ?
02:19 Max Man's been waiting for you !
02:21 This is gonna be the best date you ever had !
02:24 Hey Max !
02:26 *bruit de bouche*
02:28 I've been waiting all week for this !
02:30 Well, let's hope it was worth the wait !
02:33 *bruit de bouche*
02:34 Reserved, huh ? Pretty nice, Max !
02:37 Me and Mick, we have an arrangement !
02:39 No interruptions !
02:41 And now, a romantic cartoon for tonight's most romantic couple !
02:45 *applaudissements*
02:47 *musique*
02:56 *musique*
03:02 *musique*
03:09 *musique*
03:14 Mickey !
03:15 Hey Minnie !
03:17 *musique*
03:21 See you later Pluto ! We're going out with the girls !
03:23 *bruit de voiture*
03:25 *musique*
03:27 Gosh, feel kinda bad leaving Pluto all alone !
03:29 Aw, he'll just wait on the porch, he won't miss us at all !
03:32 *musique*
03:35 *bruit de pet*
03:37 *musique*
03:41 Tiki !
03:42 *bruit de pet*
03:44 *musique*
04:09 Hello there Butch, keep an eye on things !
04:12 *bruit de pet*
04:13 *musique*
04:25 *bruit de pet*
04:26 *musique*
04:29 *musique*
04:36 *bruit de pet*
04:39 *musique*
04:44 *bruit de pet*
04:45 *musique*
04:56 *bruit de pet*
04:57 *musique*
05:00 *bruit de pet*
05:01 *musique*
05:12 *bruit de moteur*
05:16 *musique*
05:19 *cri de la mer*
05:20 *musique*
05:23 *bruit de clavier*
05:25 *musique*
05:45 *bruit de clavier*
05:46 *musique*
05:49 *bruit de clavier*
05:50 *musique*
06:05 *bruit de la mer*
06:06 *bruit de la mer*
06:07 *musique*
06:19 *bruit de clavier*
06:21 *musique*
06:28 *bruit de clavier*
06:30 *musique*
06:33 *bruit de clavier*
06:34 *musique*
06:39 *bruit de clavier*
06:40 *musique*
07:08 *bruit de la mer*
07:10 *musique*
07:20 *bruit de la mer*
07:21 *musique*
07:26 *bruit de la mer*
07:27 *musique*
07:34 *bruit de la mer*
07:35 *musique*
07:42 *bruit de la mer*
07:43 *musique*
07:52 *bruit de la mer*
07:53 *musique*
08:02 "Bye Vicky!"
08:03 "See you later!"
08:04 *bruit de la mer*
08:05 *bruit de la mer*
08:06 *bruit de la mer*
08:07 "Oh! Oh Pluto! Did you miss me?"
08:09 *bruit de la mer*
08:11 "Didn't get too lonely, did you?"
08:12 *bruit de la mer*
08:14 "I'm good, Tom!"
08:15 *musique*
08:16 *applaudissements*
08:19 *musique*
08:23 "Now time I waited on Max and his big day!"
08:25 "Oh! Goofy! There's an awful emergency at table 36!"
08:28 "But we don't have a table 36!"
08:30 "That's the emergency!"
08:31 "Gorsh! I'm on it!"
08:33 "Cool cartoon, huh?"
08:34 "Yeah, cool!"
08:36 *musique*
08:38 "Hey little Max!"
08:39 "Oh! Need anything?"
08:40 "Oh! Of course you do!"
08:42 "Candles!"
08:43 "Candles? No, no, it's okay!"
08:45 "Here's Lumiere!"
08:46 "Hello!"
08:47 "And his mom, his sister, mother-in-law, and all their little boaties!"
08:51 *musique*
08:56 "We better get these kids order!"
08:58 "Plan B, Donald!"
09:00 "Mind if we borrow the steaks?"
09:01 *bruit de la mer*
09:02 "Good evening!"
09:03 "My name's Goofy, and I'll be your wa-"
09:05 "Wahoo!"
09:06 *bruit de la mer*
09:07 "Hey Mexicans!"
09:09 "Your little friend sure is cute!"
09:10 "Wait!"
09:11 "How come your table is so small?"
09:13 "Did Minnie put you here?"
09:14 "No, no, it's okay!"
09:16 "Uh, thanks Daisy!"
09:18 "Hope we didn't inconvenience anybody!"
09:19 "Don't worry about it!"
09:21 "Right guys?"
09:22 "Heh, no problem!"
09:24 *musique*
09:28 "Gorsh! I'm really sorry I haven't been over here guys!"
09:31 *bruit de la mer*
09:32 "Wahoo!"
09:33 "Gosh! Termites!"
09:34 "Well, I'm an awfully big termite!"
09:37 "Oh, Roxanne, I'd like you to meet the mouse in charge."
09:41 "Mickey Mouse!"
09:42 "Mickey understands how to leave his guests alone and let them enjoy themselves."
09:46 "Right, Mick?"
09:47 "Oh, oh, oh, sure thing, Max! Sure thing!"
09:49 "Say, look here!"
09:51 "The chef made a special romantic dish just for you!"
09:55 *musique*
10:04 "Say spaghetti and cheese!"
10:06 "Aww!"
10:07 "I bet this is the best date you ever had!"
10:10 *musique*
10:12 "Here's a bicycle cartoon going out to our very own little Maxi Waxi!"
10:16 "He's loved this one ever since he was a tiny tot in diapers!"
10:19 "In fact, here's a shot of him as a tiny tot in diapers!"
10:22 *laughs*
10:23 "Somebody get me a bike so I can ride off a cliff!"
10:26 *musique*
10:38 "This fine specimen of self-propelled two-wheel transportation is known as Gophilius Bike-terrulous!"
10:44 "Oh, is that me?"
10:45 "But we shall call him Mr. Biker!"
10:48 "Yep, that's me!"
10:50 "Mr. Biker, riding is his greatest pleasure!"
10:53 "Nothing can compare to the heady rapture of some good, hearty exercise!"
10:57 "Enjoying the outdoors!"
10:59 "And breathing the clean, fresh air!"
11:02 *cough*
11:04 "Oh, you want a race, huh?"
11:06 "I'll give you a race, you road hogs!"
11:09 "Before Mr. Biker can become a Mr. Racer, he must have the proper equipment!"
11:13 "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
11:14 "So, first things first..."
11:16 "Choosing a bike!"
11:18 "There are many different models of bicycle from which Mr. Biker can choose!"
11:22 "There's the low rider..."
11:24 "The high wheeler..."
11:26 "The folding bike..."
11:28 *clap, clap, clap*
11:29 "The mountain bike..."
11:31 *fart*
11:32 "The micro bike..."
11:33 "The hamster bike..."
11:35 *bells*
11:37 "The rocket bike!"
11:39 *explosion*
11:41 "And... the bike-sickle!"
11:45 "Oooh!"
11:46 *fizzing*
11:47 "Refreshingly chilly!"
11:49 "Accessories!"
11:51 "Having chosen the proper model, Mr. Biker is ready to personalize his bipedal transportative!"
11:57 "I ain't doing that with everybody looking!"
11:59 *cough*
12:00 "Or, in layman's terms, his bicycle!"
12:03 "Oh, right! I knew that!"
12:06 "A basket..."
12:07 "A flag..."
12:08 "Reflectors..."
12:09 "A horn..."
12:10 *horn*
12:11 "Bells..."
12:12 "Whistles..."
12:13 "Streamers..."
12:14 "Headlights, brake lights, mud flaps, rain canopy, sidecar..."
12:16 "And running boards!"
12:18 "Isn't that snazzy?"
12:20 "Hey! Where's my bike?"
12:22 "How to ride a bike!"
12:24 "Even a natural like Mr. Biker can benefit from a few lessons!"
12:28 "Let's begin with posture!"
12:30 "Put both hands on the handlebars!"
12:32 "Lean forward, slightly!"
12:34 "Shoulders down!"
12:35 "Back straight!"
12:36 "Arms bent!"
12:37 "Fingers tight!"
12:38 "Toes loose!"
12:39 "Heels up!"
12:40 "Chin forward!"
12:41 "Neck out!"
12:42 "Eyes open!"
12:43 "Now, pedal!"
12:44 "Faster!"
12:45 "Stop!"
12:46 "And rest!"
12:47 "Woohoo!"
12:49 "Hurry up!"
12:51 "The rules of the road!"
12:59 "Rule number one!"
13:01 "Before going anywhere, put on your helmet!"
13:03 "Rule number two!"
13:05 "Always ride with the flow of traffic!"
13:07 "Rule number three!"
13:09 "Don't be a fool!"
13:11 "Ride with the flow of traffic!"
13:13 "Rule number four!"
13:15 "Don't be a fool!"
13:17 "Ride with the flow of traffic!"
13:19 "Rule number five!"
13:21 "Don't be a fool!"
13:23 "Ride with the flow of traffic!"
13:25 "Rule number six!"
13:27 "Don't be a fool!"
13:29 "Ride with the flow of traffic!"
13:31 "Rule number seven!"
13:33 "Don't be a fool!"
13:35 "Ride with the flow of traffic!"
13:37 "Rule number eight!"
13:39 "Don't be a fool!"
13:41 "Ride with the flow of traffic!"
13:43 "Rule number nine!"
13:45 "Don't be a fool!"
13:47 "Ride with the flow of traffic!"
13:49 "Rule number ten!"
13:51 "Don't be a fool!"
13:53 "Ride with the flow of traffic!"
13:55 "Rule number eleven!"
13:57 "Don't be a fool!"
13:59 "Rule number twelve!"
14:01 "Don't be a fool!"
14:03 "Rule number thirteen!"
14:05 "Don't be a fool!"
14:07 "Rule number fourteen!"
14:09 "Don't be a fool!"
14:11 "Rule number fifteen!"
14:13 "Don't be a fool!"
14:15 "Rule number sixteen!"
14:17 "Don't be a fool!"
14:19 "Rule number seventeen!"
14:21 "Don't be a fool!"
14:23 "Rule number eighteen!"
14:25 "Don't be a fool!"
14:27 "Well, Mr. Biker, you've done all the necessary preparations, so...
14:32 GO TO IT!"
14:34 "And...
14:36 VIROL!"
14:38 "Ooh, this slow start will cost double zero!"
14:40 "And now the race has come to the rhythm section!"
14:44 "He's gaining on the pack!"
14:49 "Looks like the competition has turned... tacky!"
14:54 "Ouh, ouh, ouh, ouh!"
14:56 "Double zero lags by a mile!"
15:18 "Look! He's trying a double switchback to get ahead of the group, but he's cut off!"
15:22 "Here's another attempt with a reverse turn!"
15:24 "Oh, denied!"
15:25 "Now it's a mudscramble to the left!"
15:27 "A dirt spin through the hills!"
15:28 "A topsoil turn with a gravel chaser, and...
15:30 Can it be? Yes!"
15:32 "A jackbooted thug surprise!"
15:35 "Ooh, double zero gains on the competition!"
15:47 "Holy smoke!"
15:51 "Can't see!"
15:53 "Woohoo!"
15:55 "You've been poorly, very sorry!"
15:57 "Look at that!"
15:58 "Double zero is taking a little excursion!"
16:00 "Seems he's getting to know his fans!"
16:03 "Oh, wow! Watch out!"
16:05 "Huh?"
16:19 "Here comes double zero!"
16:21 "He's back in the race!"
16:23 "He's pouring on the steam!"
16:24 "He's giving it the gas!"
16:26 "He's heavy on the horsepower!"
16:28 "Oh, no!"
16:37 "It looks like double zero is out of the race again!"
16:40 "No, wait! What's this? Incredible!"
16:42 "Double zero takes the lead!"
16:43 "Wahoo!"
16:45 "This was easy!"
16:48 "Oh, no! What's happening?"
16:50 "I can't see!"
16:52 "Did anyone win?"
16:54 "Double zero wins!"
17:01 "At last, Mr. Biker's hard work has paid off!"
17:06 "He's a true champion bike rider!"
17:08 "But Mr. Biker has forgotten the most basic rule!"
17:13 "To watch where you're going!"
17:15 "Oh, yes!"
17:18 "In honor of tonight's special romantic occasion, we decided to invite a special musical guest!"
17:22 "Oh, no!"
17:23 "Max and Roxanne, here's Sebastian singing his hit song 'Kiss the Girl' in 'Hit Max'!"
17:29 "Thank you! I dedicate this tune to the lovebirds, Max and Roxanne!"
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20:08 Hey gang, it's Goofy!
20:10 Sometimes actors use lots of confusing words.
20:12 Yesterday, Mickey asked me to go to the wings and up to the flies.
20:15 When I tried to fly on stage with my bird wings, I fell down.
20:19 Then Mickey explained that wings and flies are parts of the stage.
20:23 Well, guess that's showbiz.
20:25 See ya!
20:27 ♪ At the house of Mouse ♪