El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:10 Okay, pizza review time.
00:21 We're in Penn, Argyle, Pennsylvania, the middle of fucking nowhere.
00:28 So we're in Philadelphia, and I gotta go to Texas, TCU, Texas tomorrow for
00:32 college football.
00:34 I said, Austin, if you can find anywhere in a range to build a trip around,
00:39 find me one pizza place, let's build the whole fucking trip around it,
00:43 and then we'll fly out wherever we end up.
00:46 So we're flying out of Lehigh, the school with the hill.
00:49 I look to go there, I was like, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:52 I'm not gonna walk up this hill every day, only a fucking sucker would do that.
00:55 So I don't know what kind of morons go to Lehigh.
00:57 Anyways, side note, Moonlight Pizza is the place, and I mean,
01:00 look at the view, the foliage.
01:04 We're just in the middle of nowhere.
01:09 I feel like we've been driving upstate Pennsylvania and
01:12 New Jersey in the coal mine just, we're not near Penn State, but
01:17 I feel like we've been driving in that general vicinity for four hours.
01:21 Here it is.
01:22 I was getting nervous because I'm looking at the town,
01:25 I was like, I think you picked the place that we just wasted a lot of my time.
01:29 On looks, I do not feel that way.
01:31 This looks spectacular, they got the basil.
01:34 Do you think she knew me in there?
01:35 I couldn't tell.
01:36 >> Wait.
01:36 >> One bite, everybody knows the rules.
01:41 I'm confused because she knew me,
01:43 she wouldn't she be like, what in the world are you doing out here?
01:46 But she was casual, calm, cool place, good music.
01:50 It didn't feel like you were in Penn Argyle.
01:51 It felt like you were in Italy or something.
01:55 You just had good wholesome vibes.
01:57 One bite, everybody knows the rules.
01:58 Moonlight pizza.
02:00 I guess you got a call in ahead, Austin, you said?
02:02 >> You're gonna reserve the dough.
02:03 >> Reserve the dough because they run out.
02:06 One bite, everybody knows the rules.
02:08 It looks like an eight.
02:09 >> It's the guy.
02:19 >> It's the guy.
02:20 >> My God, it's the guy.
02:22 >> Yeah.
02:23 >> My God.
02:24 >> This?
02:25 >> Yeah. >> Spectacular.
02:25 >> It's amazing.
02:26 >> It's really good.
02:26 >> This place is awesome.
02:27 >> Very good.
02:28 Yeah, shockingly good.
02:29 >> It's the guy.
02:30 >> Where are you guys coming from?
02:31 Just like holding the wall or what?
02:32 >> We just started out here.
02:33 I'm working here.
02:34 >> You work there?
02:35 You work on the side?
02:36 >> You tried Ravello's, right?
02:37 >> Ravello's?
02:38 >> That's my last name.
02:39 >> No shit.
02:40 >> Yup, yup.
02:41 I'm an old forge.
02:43 >> Yeah, yeah.
02:44 Capital of pizza.
02:45 >> You know it, man.
02:46 >> How far are we from there?
02:47 >> About an hour out.
02:48 >> Yeah, I don't know.
02:49 Everything looks the same around here.
02:50 >> It does.
02:50 Pennsylvania.
02:51 >> Yeah, yeah.
02:51 >> Man, this is great stuff.
02:54 >> You guys.
02:56 >> Yeah.
02:56 >> Yeah.
02:57 >> I thought there was like a fort they had there or something.
02:59 I never eat the basil, if you notice.
03:10 I ate that time.
03:11 I'm never gonna eat it again.
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03:22 Eight three, maybe an eight four.
03:29 If I gave it eight three, really, really.
03:32 I don't even know what the difference sometimes between a high eight.
03:37 If I'm giving something-
03:38 >> Literally the best pizza in the world.
03:41 >> I'm doing my pizza very good.
03:42 >> The best pizza in the world.
03:44 >> It's spectacular.
03:45 >> Yep.
03:47 >> It's a ringing endorsement.
03:48 And what I was saying, I don't even know my scale sometimes.
03:50 What's an eight three versus an eight seven versus an eight five?
03:53 I guess eight three is blow your face off.
03:56 Eight sevens blow your dick off.
03:57 In the nines is blow your head, your dick, your vagina, your tits, all of it off.
04:02 This was very good.
04:04 Like, it was worth the drive.
04:05 Well done.
04:06 Tremendous, tremendous, tremendous.
04:09 Eight three, I don't give those out.
04:11 It's spectacular pizza.
04:12 Moonlight pizza, Penn Argyle, who would have thunk it?
04:15 >> It was spectacular.
04:15 >> So, thank you.
04:16 >> Spectacular, yeah, it was really, really good.
04:18 So how long have you guys had this place for?
04:20 >> Coming up on four years.
04:21 >> Yeah, where, are you from this area?
04:23 >> We live in Moore Township, which is like the Nazareth area,
04:27 if you're familiar with that.
04:28 So, yeah, we've been in business now in this town for almost eight years.
04:34 >> It's, yeah, we drove, we were in Philadelphia and
04:37 built the whole trip around here, but it lived up to the hype.
04:40 Yeah, it was really, really good, so congrats.
04:41 >> Thank you so much.
04:42 >> Yeah.
04:42 >> Thank you.
04:43 We appreciate you coming very much.
04:45 >> No, it was great.
04:46 >> Yeah.
04:47 >> Yeah.
04:48 >> It's really nice to meet you.
04:49 >> Yeah, take care.
04:50 >> Thank you, you too.
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