Not Rated |15min | Comedy | 2020 (Nigeria)
Kbrown is stranded a thousand mile away from home as he tries to get his girlfriend to live his house so he could bring in another girl.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Baze 10, Kbrown, Kbrown's Girlfriend, Driver, Conductor
Kbrown is stranded a thousand mile away from home as he tries to get his girlfriend to live his house so he could bring in another girl.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Baze 10, Kbrown, Kbrown's Girlfriend, Driver, Conductor
Category
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FunTranscript
00:00you're looking very happy my brother what about that guy that you said is coming today
00:16ha ha she's still coming i just finished speaking with her on the phone man are you serious
00:20yes she's even at the junction hi that's why i need to come you're very lucky and it's
00:24like you're staying there the weekend ah no i'm discharging her tomorrow just like that
00:29do you remember that black girl yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah she's going to come next
00:32tomorrow oh boy so this one will go tomorrow that one will come next tomorrow hi do you
00:37remember that thug yeah which one that one i showed you on facebook go catch him man
00:40yes that one will be coming the day after the black one has gone you have finished me
00:45that's the sequence that's the sequence you know hey gay brown my man you know what you
00:51are you are number one playboy actually no importer importer anyone i import them joy
01:01my man um i'm about going out oh no no no don't go out just hang around so i can see
01:08okay i need you to see my importation my container i love you gay brown this guy has finished
01:17me hi how did god create something to be this bad
01:19this is my neighbor hello neighbor good afternoon good afternoon so don't worry let her go inside
01:37and rest okay she's coming from a far place
01:40hey this one is making sense i'm an importer you know you are good i check my goods before
01:54i import them i have seen it you're a very good bad guy as a matter of fact i have confirmed
02:01to you that you're a combination of ronaldo and messi which is gonna amaze me i need to
02:08go and meet gay brown teachers now don't worry all you have to go and do is buy big 18 leagues
02:15and two pens because there's a lot i have to teach you
02:20i'm coming no problem
02:24hi this is my neighbor
02:34hey gay brown
02:38gay brown
02:40how was your night
02:42my night was good
02:45so how far has she gone
02:49she's packing to leave
02:51you know what that black girl
02:53she'll be coming tomorrow being sunday
02:55are you serious
02:57you think this one is fine
02:59my brother if you see this one
03:01this girl is a complete goddess
03:05if you see shape
03:07see size
03:09see height
03:11this one is a complete brown skin girl
03:15you
03:19babe
03:21what are you doing
03:23i want to wash your clothes
03:25i thought i just saw you packing your clothes 3 minutes ago
03:27yes i was packing my clothes but i saw your clothes
03:29they were just lying down there
03:31it seems you've not been washing your clothes so i decided to help out
03:33please don't
03:35don't stress yourself like this
03:37these clothes are really plenty
03:39if you start washing them now i don't know when you're going to finish
03:41don't worry
03:44so if i wash more i rest
03:46i wash more i rest i will even cook
03:48so don't worry
03:50just go inside and rest
03:52i'm good at this
03:54wife material
04:08babe have you entered the room already
04:10ok thank god
04:13see listen you don't need to come today anymore
04:15don't come today anymore
04:17see i have an emergency meeting
04:19see in fact the address you gave me is very very far
04:21in fact i'm already on my way out
04:23see what's going to happen
04:25tomorrow morning very early by 6 am
04:27you can start coming
04:29ok ok no problem
04:31how far
04:33has she gone
04:35no she has not gone
04:37see but i told the other girl
04:39that she should not come today
04:42so by tomorrow by 6
04:44she will start coming
04:46this guy you are smart
04:52neighbor good morning
04:54good morning
04:56baby what are you doing
04:58as you can see i'm sweeping
05:00see this thing is going to stress you
05:02don't worry i'm used to it
05:04see that's why we sweep in this compound
05:06once you start sweeping
05:08that means you are going to sweep from here
05:10to the end of the road
05:12don't worry now
05:14at least before the night falls i'll finish it
05:16and besides the compound is dirty
05:18i'm even doing a favor
05:20so it's no big deal
05:22just go inside and eat alright
05:24wife material
05:26see best friend
05:28what am i going to do
05:30see it's obvious that this girl don't want to leave
05:32calm down
05:34see from the look of things
05:36truly she does not want to go
05:38but i have an idea
05:40see here what i'm going to do now is that
05:42i'm going to pick up your phone
05:44you call some of your guys
05:46you can call chidi call cj you understand me
05:48let them come you will host them in your house
05:50like about 10 of them
05:52you will host them in your house
05:54once she notices that the house is full of guys
05:56she will just feel irritated and she will
05:58go
06:00that is a very good idea
06:02you have sense
06:04native sense
06:06hey
06:08neighbor neighbor
06:10well done
06:12wife material
06:14thank you
06:16this one you are calling me wife material
06:18i hope kebon is not cheating on me
06:20no i'm not cheating
06:22he can't try it
06:24he can't try it
06:28well done neighbor
06:30hello hello
06:32cj cj cj
06:34see i need your help
06:36see there is a girl invited in my house
06:38she has even stayed more than 2 days
06:40when she is supposed to go the next day
06:42yes she has even washed
06:44swept the whole compound and cooked
06:46see i need you to do something for me
06:48see please invite all your friends
06:50as much as you can get
06:52you guys should come to my house tomorrow
06:54so when she sees a lot of guys
06:56she will be so uncomfortable that she will want to leave
06:58can you do that for me
07:00oh thank you very much
07:02i'm going to host you guys i'm going to buy drinks
07:04yes
07:06certainly i trust you i trust you
07:08yes
07:18pick two
07:20nice one
07:22i thought you can't win this game
07:24pick the two my friend
07:26cj
07:28what what are you doing
07:30we are playing card now
07:32you are playing card
07:34baby what is it
07:36he is playing card
07:38what is wrong with playing card
07:40why are you playing card at this time
07:42cj
07:44i thought i called you
07:46where are they
07:48i told you my friend
07:50why are you playing card at this time
07:52i trusted you this is betrayal
07:54let's play our card i beg
07:56general market everybody general market
08:00besten
08:02gabriel
08:04besten come come come
08:08what is it why is your face like this
08:10see that plan you gave me did not work
08:12it did not work at all at all
08:14how do you mean
08:16she has colonized all my friends
08:18she has colonized all my friends
08:20they are inside there playing what
08:22but i told you it will work
08:28you are so stupid
08:30you did not believe me
08:32see i have just the perfect plan
08:34for you
08:36let it be a good one
08:38this idea must work
08:40even the devil must leave you
08:42if you use this idea
08:44see gabriel what you just do is that
08:46you just tell her that you have an emergency trip to make
08:48that you want to travel
08:50something just came up urgently
08:52and for that thing you need to travel
08:54finish
08:56this is a very very good idea
08:58what did i do with this idea
09:00you are not me now
09:02you are very smart
09:04native sense
09:06wait are you in a relationship
09:08no no no
09:10no wonder you are very good at making girls go
09:20hey babe
09:22i have to make an emergency travel
09:24like now
09:26just receive a call that i should start coming
09:28just like that
09:30yes
09:32that's why they called me
09:34they said i should start coming immediately
09:36when are you coming back
09:38like a month
09:40a month
09:42yes yes
09:44no no no i have to start going
09:46i can't stay here
09:48are you sure
09:50yes i can't stay here alone
09:52let me go and pack up
09:54i think i also need to change
09:56no no no you are good to go
09:58you can just go and get your bag
10:00yes
10:02ok let me get my bag then
10:04just give me a minute
10:06yes
10:12haven't you seen your bag
10:14yes i have seen it
10:16should i bring it
10:18no no no leave it there i don't need it
10:22baby your phone and your ATM is there
10:24are you not travelling with it
10:26no no no i don't need them
10:28my friends over there will take care of me
10:30ok and sorry where are you travelling to
10:32i am travelling to Asaba
10:34Asaba
10:36that means we enter the same bus
10:38because i am going to Benin
10:40no you enter Benin bus
10:42why me i will enter Asaba bus
10:44no no no
10:46baby let's just go
10:48you are running late
10:50you said you don't like entering bus
10:52you said you don't like entering
10:54there is no bus going to Asaba
10:56don't worry i will allow you to sit at the window
11:04sorry excuse me
11:06we are loading in Asaba Benin
11:08ok Asaba Benin
11:10look at that bus there
11:12are you stupid
11:14are you stupid
11:22this way this way Asaba Benin
11:24enter bus
11:26enter inside
11:28no you go inside
11:30i can't sit at the window because of my hair
11:32just enter
11:34go now you go late
11:36Asaba Benin
11:42Asaba Benin
11:48babe what is it
11:50nothing i am fine
11:52are you sure
11:54yes i am fine
11:56we are looking for it
11:58i am good
12:00what kind of problem is this
12:02bro please your money
12:04hey brother
12:06your money
12:08sorry Asaba how much
12:10i just have 6,000 Naira
12:12let me go home and bring money
12:14you guys can go with me
12:16babe don't worry
12:18i will add the money for you
12:206,000 Naira
12:22i will add 2,000 Naira for you
12:24you don't have to bother
12:26do you really have to do that
12:28yes
12:30driver
12:32the bus is filled up
12:34is my money complete
12:36yes
12:40hey
12:42hey
12:44i forgot something
12:46babe what is it
12:48i forgot one of the reason why i am traveling
12:50what is that
12:52my document
12:54i forgot my document
12:56i am driver
12:58please stop
13:00i need to collect my document
13:02i forgot my document
13:04sorry i can't stop on the road
13:06i am driver
13:08sorry i can't stop on the road
13:10driver what do you mean
13:12you wait till i reach our park
13:14i will stop you there
13:16so that you join another bus
13:18that is going back
13:20babe see you can't drop here
13:22you have to get to the park
13:24then enter another bus
13:26that is coming back
13:28hey
13:30i told you to check very well
13:32but i was in a hurry now
13:34and that document is very important
13:37driver
13:39see our park here
13:41you come down and take a bus here
13:43babe this is the park
13:45this is where i enter bus that is going back
13:47going back is how much
13:49it is still 8000
13:51just come down fast and enter this bus that is loading
13:53before it gets full
13:55bye bye
14:04bye bye
14:06interesting
14:09aaaah
14:11finish
14:13hey
14:15aaaah
14:17aaaah
14:25Hahahaha
14:30Bro bro bro please please please anything anything anything I beg.
14:32Please anything. I beg.
14:34Hey. Thank you very much. Thank you.
14:41Bro bro bro please please anything I beg.
14:43Anything I'm happy with please anything please.
14:45I'll appreciate anything.
14:55Since yesterday, 150 Naira, how am I going to make 8,000 Naira?
15:02My money is finished.
15:04My money is finished.