Not Rated |10min | Comedy | 2020 (Nigeria)
Mark Angel losses all his money to Emmaneulla after he lied about not having any money in a bid to avoid buying fish roll for his girlfriend.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Mark Angel, Success, Emmanuela, Kbrown, Dominion, Miracle, Baze 10, Nwayiocha
Mark Angel losses all his money to Emmaneulla after he lied about not having any money in a bid to avoid buying fish roll for his girlfriend.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Mark Angel, Success, Emmanuela, Kbrown, Dominion, Miracle, Baze 10, Nwayiocha
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00:00Music
00:13Da!
00:13Ah ah!
00:14Again?
00:15I want to eat.
00:16You want to eat what?
00:20Bunko, I'm hungry now.
00:21Uh huh.
00:22Did you eat in the morning?
00:23Eh, no one is morning now.
00:25Uh huh.
00:25Me, did I eat in the morning?
00:27See, because of this lockdown, it's only to two times I will be eating in this house.
00:31Uh huh.
00:32I ate in the morning.
00:33Now, this is evening food.
00:35I want to eat.
00:36Uh uh.
00:37Two times.
00:38You eat one, I eat one.
00:40So, you have eaten your own in the morning.
00:41Now, it's my turn to eat my own.
00:45Bunko, I'm hungry now.
00:48I don't want to eat anything.
00:50When you are eating in the morning, did I say, Emmanuel, I'm hungry?
00:53Yes, but how will you tell me that you are hungry?
00:55Now, it's my turn to eat.
00:56You are telling me, Uncle, I'm hungry.
00:58Hungry?
00:59Go and eat.
01:08Go and bring water for me.
01:11Go and bring water for me before I cook for you.
01:15I only believe you.
01:16You ate in the morning.
01:17You want to come and eat again.
01:19Go.
01:20Go and bring water for me.
01:23Go and bring water for me before I cook for you.
01:26I only believe you.
01:43Uncle Mark.
01:44Yes.
01:45Do you believe me?
01:46Yes.
01:48It's ugly.
01:49You say you believe me.
01:51Let me help you and finish it.
01:53You ate in the morning.
01:54You want to come and eat this one again.
01:56It's a lie.
01:57You will not shoot me in this house.
01:58You eat one, I eat one.
02:00In fact, nobody is going to eat this food.
02:03You cannot eat two times in this house.
02:05You think I don't have sense?
02:09Instead of you to eat this food, I throw it away.
02:11Nobody is going to eat it.
02:13You want to come and eat two times.
02:15Nonsense.
02:17Nobody is going to eat two times in this house.
02:19If you eat two times, I will eat two times.
02:21You eat one time, I eat one time.
02:23You will not shoot me.
02:24Nonsense.
02:25You eat one time, I eat one time.
02:43Manela.
02:44You have not swiped this thing away from here.
02:48You leave this thing here.
02:50If I go outside and come back and you have not swiped this thing, I will kill you.
02:56Hello.
02:57Hello Mark.
02:58Baby.
02:59How are you?
03:00I'm fine.
03:01Mark, I'm coming to your house with somebody.
03:04Yes.
03:05Who?
03:06It's a woman that is selling fish roe.
03:07I want you to buy fish roe for me.
03:09Fish roe?
03:11In this hard time?
03:12Please now.
03:13I have not eaten anything today.
03:14I just feel like eating fish roe.
03:16Baby, I don't have money.
03:17I don't have money for that one.
03:19Mark, we are on our way already.
03:21Are you sure?
03:22Yes.
03:23Mark, we are on our way already.
03:24Are you in the house?
03:25I'm in the house but I don't know.
03:27I'm not in the house.
03:28But you just said you are in the house.
03:29Baby.
03:30Baby, I cannot hear you.
03:31Hello.
03:32I cannot hear you.
03:33Can you hear me?
03:34No, no.
03:35I can't hear you.
03:38Uncle, what happened?
03:39Just imagine.
03:40You know that auntie?
03:42That one that is slim.
03:44Which one?
03:45That one that used to do Jericho in her head.
03:48Okay, okay.
03:50She said she is coming here with somebody that is selling fish roe.
03:53That I should buy fish roe for her.
03:55And is there anything bad in it?
03:57I don't have money.
03:59You don't have money?
04:00I don't have money.
04:01Then what is this?
04:04What?
04:05That thing in your pocket.
04:06Is it not money?
04:07Are you saying it?
04:09It's like...
04:10It's one one thousand Naira.
04:14You have money and you don't want to buy fish roe for somebody?
04:18No, I don't.
04:20Imanela, they are here.
04:22Jesus.
04:23They are here already.
04:24Then I will buy the fish roe for her.
04:26Since it's what she wants.
04:27No, no.
04:28Imanela, carry this money and hide it somewhere for me.
04:33Hide it somewhere.
04:34Do as if it's your own.
04:35Don't let her know that it's my money.
04:39Hide it.
04:40Put it inside your this thing.
04:43Baby.
04:44Baby, good evening.
04:45Aunty, good evening.
04:46Ella, good evening.
04:49You bring the person?
04:51Yes, I'm hungry.
04:52But I told you that I don't have money.
04:54But I'm hungry now.
04:55Wait, we are hungry in this house.
04:57I have not eaten since morning.
04:59Imanela is very hungry.
05:00But is this not rice that somebody ate here?
05:02Aunty, don't mind.
05:03Come on, shut up.
05:05Don't mind how.
05:06It's her.
05:07Carry one of her.
05:09It's her.
05:10Carry one of her.
05:11Never again.
05:12And it's playing, playing, playing.
05:14They don't come and pour rice here.
05:16Rice that person is looking for her to chop.
05:18You people don't pour it.
05:20Baby.
05:21I don't have money.
05:22Madam.
05:23This thing is how much?
05:24It's 50-50 Naira.
05:2550-50 Naira?
05:26Yes.
05:27What is this?
05:28In this hard time?
05:29There's fish inside.
05:30Do you like it?
05:31There's fish inside and it's 50 Naira?
05:33Yes.
05:34I don't give away.
05:35In this hard time, it's supposed to be 100 Naira.
05:38Madam.
05:39I don't have money.
05:41Uncle, don't worry.
05:42Aunty.
05:43Collect fish roe.
05:44Me too.
05:45I don't have money.
05:46Don't worry.
05:47I have money.
05:48In fact, collect it.
05:49Are you serious?
05:50Yes.
05:51Madam.
05:52Give me two.
05:53One donut and one fish roe.
05:54Select that one.
05:55Me too.
05:56Give me two fish roe.
05:58Okay.
06:01Uncle.
06:02Collect it.
06:03No.
06:04Keep the money.
06:05Keep the money.
06:06I'm not eating.
06:07Aunty.
06:08Give me fish roe and donut.
06:10Manuela.
06:11Keep the money.
06:12I'm not eating.
06:13Baby.
06:14Eat now.
06:15I thought you said you're hungry.
06:16I am.
06:17Aunty.
06:18Take.
06:22Uncle.
06:23See.
06:24You're old.
06:26Manuela.
06:28You're welcome.
06:29Manuela.
06:30Where did you get money from?
06:31Aunty.
06:32Don't worry.
06:33One of my fans gave me money.
06:34Really?
06:35Madam.
06:36How much?
06:37It's 300 Naira.
06:38Okay.
06:39It's very cheap.
06:45Ah.
06:46One thousand.
06:47Oh.
06:48Damn this change.
06:49Madam.
06:50Don't worry.
06:51Keep the change.
06:52Eh?
06:53I should keep the 700.
06:54Yes.
06:55Ah.
06:56Thank you all.
06:57Thank you my dear.
06:58God will bless you.
06:59Ah.
07:00Madam.
07:01Are you not hungry?
07:02This lockdown.
07:03Hunger is everywhere.
07:04Oh yeah.
07:06For myself.
07:07Ah.
07:08Thank you all.
07:09Thank you my dear.
07:10God will bless you.
07:11Don't worry.
07:12You're a good woman.
07:13If you continue being good.
07:14I'll be dashing your money.
07:15Ah.
07:17God bless you.
07:18Aunty.
07:20Ah.
07:21Brother.
07:23You're welcome.
07:24Bye bye.
07:25Bye bye.
07:26Bye bye.
07:27Bye bye.
07:28God bless you people.
07:29Manuela.
07:31Aunty.
07:32You know what?
07:33Let us not eat this fish roe here.
07:34Let's go to your house.
07:35Eh.
07:36Why?
07:37So that that way.
07:38I can spend my weekend.
07:39In your house.
07:40Okay.
07:41Aunty.
07:42You see this money?
07:43Hold it for me.
07:44Wait first.
07:45I'm coming.
07:46Baby.
07:47Hmm.
07:48What a lie Manuela.
07:49Go to your house.
07:50But baby.
07:51Do you have money now?
07:52Or do you have money?
07:53No.
07:54I don't have money.
07:55Eh.
07:56At least.
07:57I don't have money.
07:58I don't have money.
07:59I don't have money.
08:00I don't have money.
08:01I don't have money.
08:02I don't have money.
08:03Eh.
08:04At least.
08:05Only you feel yourself now.
08:06Since Manuela has this small money.
08:08Who is to manage?
08:09Just me and her.
08:10In my house.
08:11Manuela is very stubborn.
08:12Uncle.
08:13Eh.
08:14Take this one thousand Naira.
08:15Eh.
08:16I dash you.
08:17This money.
08:18You can use it and eat your morning food and evening food alone.
08:19Me.
08:20I'm not doing it again.
08:21Aunty come let's go.
08:22Oh yeah baby.
08:23I will see you when I bring Manuela back after the weekend.
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