Not Rated |10min | Comedy | 2020 (Nigeria)
Aunty Success Challenges and strips a professor who came to her school for supervision off his title and forces him to resign from Misnestry of Education.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Mark Angel, Emmanuela, Mark Angel's Girlfriend
Aunty Success Challenges and strips a professor who came to her school for supervision off his title and forces him to resign from Misnestry of Education.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Mark Angel, Emmanuela, Mark Angel's Girlfriend
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FunTranscript
00:00Good morning, class. Good
00:06How are you doing? As you can
00:09see, I'm not here alone. I'm
00:10here with your teacher and uh
00:13professor, professor Bums from
00:16the Ministry of Education.
00:18Please put your hands together
00:19for him.
00:22Professor Bums is from the
00:25Ministry of Education and he's
00:28leading us towards the upcoming
00:31state academic quiz. Put your
00:33hands together for yourselves.
00:35Um over to you, sir. Thank you
00:37very much. Good morning, class.
00:39Good morning, sir. Yes, nice to
00:41meet you. How are you doing?
00:43Yes, as you've heard from your
00:45principal, I am professor Bums
00:50AKA Encyclopedia. Thank you
00:53very much. Yes, as you can see
00:56on my hand is a symbol of
01:00excellence. An award I'll be
01:03going to the brightest student
01:06who will emerge as the winner
01:09in the upcoming state academic
01:12quiz. Thank you very much.
01:15Thank you very much. So, I am
01:17here to briefly and briskly
01:19bring to your knowledge. Good
01:22morning, sir. Good morning.
01:25Good morning, young woman. You
01:28are late. Why? I'm sorry, sir.
01:31No. You see, I asked you're
01:36late. Why? And she said, she's
01:39sorry. Is that the right answer
01:40to the question? No. Good. Now,
01:44young woman, I'll ask you
01:46again. You are late. Why? Okay,
01:50sir. My house is far from the
01:52school. So, when I was coming,
01:54that is not good enough reason.
01:56What happens to waking up early?
01:58What happens to taking a bath
02:00early so you can beat the time?
02:02They said I'm sorry now. No. That
02:05is not a tangible reason for you
02:06to be late. Don't tell me you're
02:08sorry. Now, I'll ask you again
02:12for the last time. Okay. Young
02:14girl, you are late. Why? Because
02:18I'm the best student in this
02:20class. How? I'm good. I'm good
02:27since take time. Close your mouth
02:31here. So sorry, sir. So sorry,
02:33sir. I will handle that. No, no,
02:37no. It's okay. It's okay. I like
02:40this one. I like it. You're smart,
02:48huh? I don't know. Anyway, let's
02:52play a game. I will ask you three
02:56simple questions and if you get
02:59them correctly, you will not serve
03:03your punishment and you'll be
03:06awarded a scholarship from the
03:08State Ministry of Education. Is
03:11that okay? Okay. Very good. But if
03:16you don't answer my questions
03:17correctly, you will serve your
03:20punishment and you'll be
03:25disqualified from participating in
03:28the upcoming state academic quiz.
03:32Is that okay? Okay. Okay. Now,
03:37what is the square root of 76?
03:40The square root of 76 is 8.7.
03:43Hmm. What is the capital of Japan?
03:47The capital of Japan is Tokyo.
03:54Okay. What is the relationship
03:56between Coulomb's Law and Lenz's Law?
04:07You see? I taught as much.
04:12The answer is nothing. But I did not
04:14say anything.
04:24No, no, no, no. That doesn't count.
04:26You're late. You're late to school.
04:28Go and serve your punishment.
04:29Okay. Professor want to ask you a
04:31question. Okay. Go on. And if you
04:36not answer this my question, you
04:38stop being a professor. You resign
04:40from Ministry of Education. You
04:43are not my squad, the winner of the
04:45quiz. And I will not serve my
04:47punishment. Young girl, what makes
04:50you think I cannot answer your
04:52question? Mind you, I am Professor
04:56Burns, aka Encyclopedia. As far as
05:00life is concerned, there is no
05:02question that is beyond and above
05:06my intellectual capacity. I do not
05:09know. Bring it on. Principal, if this
05:13uncle do not answer my question well,
05:15our school will fail the quiz. Okay.
05:17Let me serve the winner of the quiz.
05:19I'll take this award to my house. Then
05:21I'll not serve my punishment again.
05:25Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir. Please,
05:28let's just let this one slide. Let's
05:30just forget about this thing. No, no,
05:32no, no, no, no. Don't say that. Sir,
05:34there's a way we handle... I will
05:36have you know that I am a certified
05:38professor. I am the aka Encyclopedia.
05:44I am an intellectual colossus. Okay.
05:48Please, bring it on. Auntie, please go
05:52live on Facebook so that the world
05:54will bear me witness. Okay, I'm live
05:57now. Okay. Yesterday, I used a knife to
06:01tear the chair in my father's parlor.
06:03My father saw me and asked me, why did
06:05I tear it? And I said, I'm sorry.
06:07Then he did not flog me. Why?
06:16Well, probably because you were a
06:21remorseful. No.
06:28Because he's your father. No.
06:31No.
06:36So, what is the answer? Because I was
06:38holding a knife and I didn't use it.
06:40It's nonsense.
06:42My people, we have won the quiz, y'all.
06:52Bespa, as a winner of this day's quiz,
06:54I want to take a break tomorrow.
06:56Tomorrow I'll see you in school.
06:58No problem. Okay, bye.
07:00You can go.
07:01You know only Encyclopedia is
07:03aka Oxford Dictionary.
07:06Excuse me, sir.
07:08You know that agreement is agreement.
07:11And as it is now, you have just lost
07:14your job.
07:17And we don't have a master in this
07:19school. So, in case you are interested,
07:21you can apply in person.
07:25Auntie, I hope you got this last part
07:29on camera.
07:32Hey, I'm sorry, sir. Wait. Wait.
07:35You mean you didn't get this part on camera?
07:37I'm very sorry, sir. Hey! You didn't get this part
07:39on camera? I'm very sorry, sir.
07:40You are fired!
07:41Hey!
07:42Rubbish!
07:43Oh my God, I'm finished.
07:54You