Not Rated |10min | Comedy | 2020 (Nigeria)
Mark Angel lands in big trouble as he makes a fake obituary poster of a soldier in a bid to escape driving without a drivers license and gets caught by the army.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Mark Angel, Emmanuella, Mr Azu
Mark Angel lands in big trouble as he makes a fake obituary poster of a soldier in a bid to escape driving without a drivers license and gets caught by the army.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Mark Angel, Emmanuella, Mr Azu
Category
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FunTranscript
00:00Ok, Here we go!
00:08Back, Back, Back, Back, Back, Back, Back, Back, Back, Back, Back, Back, Back, Back, Back,
00:16Back, Back!
00:17Ah!
00:18What is her!
00:19I'm not speaking now.
00:20Good after.
00:21Sorry, I mean good morning.
00:26who owns this car?
00:31it's my owner
00:32obviously
00:33because you can't buy this car
00:35where are you going to?
00:36my owner said i should go and drop his children in school
00:37so i'm coming back from school
00:38the car is chill
00:39you are using AC
00:40so does your car know that you are using AC?
00:41oh when your car give you motor you will be owning AC and becoming big man
00:42officer if not i have sharp eyes you would have deceived others and pass
01:00where is your driver's license?
01:02sir i
01:03where is your driver's license?
01:04it's not
01:05you don't have driver's license
01:06i am applying for it
01:08eh officer?
01:10you don't have driver's license
01:14you are owning AC
01:18driving like the oga
01:22and Amanda the Song
01:23look at how cool the car is
01:24you are busy wasting gas
01:26this is like minus 20 degrees
01:28the car that is not your own you are forming the oga
01:30come
01:31why do you let this car pass?
01:32the man is going for burial
01:33how did you know?
01:34there is an obituary post in front of the house
01:35How did you know?
01:36There is an obituary poster in front of the vehicle, sir.
01:38OK.
01:39He's very lucky.
01:40Listen, hold this man down.
01:42Make sure he's going to close work with us today.
01:44OK, sir.
01:44Park this car one side.
01:46Remind me, let us close very early.
01:48This place is dangerous at night.
01:50There's no security here.
01:50It's very dangerous.
01:51Do you hear me?
01:52Yes, sir.
01:53Did you hear him?
01:54They are closing work with us.
02:05Hello?
02:12Uh-huh.
02:13Yes.
02:15Uh-huh.
02:15Can you design an obituary poster?
02:19Obituary.
02:21Obituary poster.
02:23Uh-huh.
02:24I will send you a picture on Facebook now.
02:26You're going to use that picture and design obituary poster for me.
02:31Obituary poster.
02:34All the young men will die.
02:36I will send you a picture.
02:37Just use the picture and design the obituary poster.
02:40Uh-huh.
02:41I will send the information.
02:44Uh-huh.
02:45OK.
03:00All these police people in this country think they have sense.
03:03I think I have gotten my own obituary.
03:05Let me see any policeman that will stop me again.
03:08After all, sir, my own obituary is army man.
03:16My brother that is army man is the person that died.
03:18Let him come and stop me.
03:19Let me see.
03:20Exit of a hero.
03:23Captain David Obiha.
03:28Uncle, are we going for burial?
03:30No, we are not going for burial.
03:32Then what is this?
03:33This thing you are seeing here is our driver's license.
03:38How?
03:39See, do you know that if you are carrying a funeral poster, anything obituary, police don't use to stop people that are carrying obituary.
03:48Yes, it's new discovery that I just made.
03:50So, this is our driver's license.
03:54You know that I don't have driver's license and the paper of my automoto is not even complete.
03:59So, I have done my own driver's license and the paper of my automoto.
04:04But uncle, what must you use as army man?
04:06Don't you know that police people are afraid of army people?
04:09Abel, let us go.
04:10Let's go.
04:11Uncle, this thing you are doing is fraud.
04:13If I slap you now, you will enter this car.
04:15You see, this thing that person have do, you are there criticizing.
04:18If police people did not catch you, God will catch you.
04:22Look at this one.
04:23It's not of you to say that this thing that I have do is good.
04:26You are there criticizing me.
04:29See, this motor is my automoto and I will drag you down now.
04:33If you don't like this thing now, you will come down.
04:35You think I am playing with you?
04:36You will come down from this motor car now.
04:38It's not of you to tell me that sensei will not kill me.
04:40You are there talking nonsense.
04:43You will come down from this car.
04:45You are here enjoying my automoto car.
04:49Uncle, look at police people.
04:51Look at police people.
04:52What if they find out that we are not going for any burial?
04:56See, you just keep quiet.
04:57Allow me to do the talking.
04:59Keep quiet.
04:59Be calm.
05:00Don't say anything.
05:05Where are you going to?
05:06Officer, we are going for burial ceremony.
05:09I will know this police man soon.
05:14With this evil child.
05:16Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
05:18I am very sure that she is the one that killed that man.
05:20She must have given him heart attack.
05:23I told you.
05:24I told you that this thing is going to work.
05:27They think that we are going for burial.
05:30See.
05:33From now on, this obituary poster is going to be my driver's license and my top articles.
05:41Uncle, this thing is fraud.
05:44Fraud, my foot.
05:50Hey, uncle.
05:51Look at another police people.
05:53Hey, this one is sassy.
05:54I will tell them that we are not going to any burial.
05:57I will slap you.
05:58If you try it, I will kill you.
06:00Try it, man.
06:01I will kill you.
06:01Better just keep quiet.
06:02I will allow me to do the talking.
06:05Hey, stop.
06:08Stop.
06:09Who are you?
06:10Hey.
06:11Where are you going to?
06:12Where are you coming from?
06:13Officer, we are going for burial.
06:18An officer's burial?
06:19Who is your officer?
06:20My brother.
06:21He is Captain David Orbee.
06:23Your brother?
06:23Yes, my elder brother.
06:25He just died.
06:27Clear the way.
06:28Be safe.
06:29Officer, thank you.
06:30We are mourning.
06:31It is a man that we are mourning.
06:33He died in active service.
06:34A man with safety.
06:40They think that they have sense.
06:42We are going for burial.
06:44They think they have sense.
06:46This is how we are going to be deceiving all of them.
06:48They think they have sense in this country.
06:53Hey, uncle.
06:55This one is very amiable.
06:56Don't worry.
06:57We will tell them that it is their colleague that died.
06:58Just pretend that it is their mourning.
07:00They will pity for us.
07:03My friend, hold it.
07:09Good afternoon, sir.
07:11Who are you and where are you going to?
07:12Sir, we are going for burial.
07:14Burial?
07:15Yes, we are going for burial.
07:27Commander.
07:30Excuse me.
07:31Please come and look at this.
07:36What is it?
07:39Take a look at this.
07:41What?
07:44Uncle, see what I told you.
07:46No pistol.
07:47No capture.
07:48Captain.
07:52Captain, David Obi is dead.
07:56I am just noticing.
08:05Come, off your ignition.
08:09Where are you going to?
08:10Sir, we are going for burial.
08:11Burial?
08:14Who is this person?
08:15Sir, he is my brother.
08:17Captain David is your brother?
08:18Captain David.
08:19He is my brother.
08:20He is dead.
08:21And he is dead?
08:22Yes.
08:23And I am mourning.
08:25I am mourning.
08:26Okay, don't worry.
08:27Calm down.
08:28Just calm down.
08:29I am not mourning.
08:30I am just crying.
08:32Sir, he is dead.
08:33He is my brother.
08:34He is my closest brother.
08:35So, you know Captain David?
08:36He is my brother.
08:38So, you know him too?
08:40My family is popular.
08:41Sir, this Captain David is a good man.
08:43He is a good man.
08:45My friend, don't worry.
08:46It will not be well for Boko Haram in this country.
08:48Stop crying.
08:49Don't worry.
08:50Sir, see here.
08:51There are plenty of soldiers in our village now.
08:53They are waiting for us to come.
08:54Let me just go in.
08:56No, no, no.
08:57Come back.
08:58Don't worry.
08:59Just relax.
09:00Musa.
09:01Sir.
09:02Call Oga.
09:03Okay, sir.
09:04So, Oga did not go for my brother Beria?
09:06All the soldiers and Oga people in this country, they go for my brother Beria.
09:11Boko Haram, you be booking my brother for me.
09:14It will not be well for you.
09:17Soldiers.
09:18Halt.
09:19Boko Haram, go report.
09:21What's happening here?
09:35Hey.
09:44What is this?
09:51I'm dead.
09:54Where did you get this from?
09:55Sir, it's Facebook.
09:57You mean, you did my obituary while I'm still alive?
10:00I see your picture in Facebook.
10:02You know, the way you are standing in Facebook like this.
10:04I thought that you have died.
10:06I did not know that.
10:07I see this one that a soldier died.
10:09They did not even do proper burial for him.
10:11I say, let me have.
10:13I say, good Samaritan.
10:14Let me do a good...
10:15What is this?
10:16No.
10:17Show this man.
10:18No.
10:19Show this man.
10:21No.
10:22Please.
10:23Soldier.
10:24Fire.