Not Rated |14min | Comedy | 2020 (Nigeria)
Mark Angel brings home to his boss, a shirt designed for turkey instead of the made in Turky shirt he was asked to get for his bosses wedding.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Mark Angel, Colleague, Mark Angel's Boss
Mark Angel brings home to his boss, a shirt designed for turkey instead of the made in Turky shirt he was asked to get for his bosses wedding.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Mark Angel, Colleague, Mark Angel's Boss
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00:00Uncle Mark, where are you going to?
00:02In Manila, there is a job opportunity that I see.
00:06It's for a...
00:08Housekeeper.
00:09I want to go and do the interview so that I will win the job
00:12then I will not start working again.
00:14Eh.
00:15Eh.
00:16Ok, I'll follow you.
00:17Let's go.
00:18Go where?
00:19To the interview now.
00:21Again?
00:22I want to know why every time you go for job interview,
00:25you are not working.
00:27Again?
00:28I want to know why every time you go for job interview,
00:30the next day they will sack you.
00:32I'm sure you used to say something that will make them sack you.
00:35Let's go.
00:36Today I'll follow you.
00:37In Manila?
00:38Uncle, I'll follow you today.
00:40If you like beat me, I'll still follow you.
00:42Eh.
00:43I think you want to follow go job interview.
00:44Come, let's go.
00:45Ok, you think I'm going to enter taxi?
00:47You will say you will trek, but let's go.
00:49You will say, you know that I'm a trekker.
00:51You will trek in this one, you will retire.
00:58Eh.
00:59What's your name?
01:00Mac Angel.
01:01Mac Angel.
01:03Do you have any experience in this job?
01:05No.
01:06You mean, you've been a house boy before?
01:08Excuse me.
01:09Is he a house boy or a house keeper?
01:19So as I was saying,
01:21do you have an experience in being a house boy?
01:24No.
01:25Do you have an experience in being a house boy?
01:27Yes, sir.
01:28Ok.
01:29The reason why I need your services is because
01:32my wedding is tomorrow.
01:34And my wife will be coming in tomorrow also.
01:37So I need someone to help her with the house chores
01:40like washing the cars,
01:42washing the flowers
01:43and so many other things that needs to be done.
01:45So, do you think you can do that?
01:47Hmm.
01:48Well, well.
01:49Ok.
01:50That's fine.
01:51So, who is she?
01:52It's my uncle.
01:54Oh, you mean your father's brother?
01:56No.
01:57She is my cousin.
01:58Cousin?
01:59I don't understand.
02:00You are uncle and she is your cousin.
02:03How?
02:04Sir, it's like she is Shibia.
02:06See, in this Nigeria area,
02:08anybody that is near you is your uncle.
02:11Whether the person is your brother or your cousin,
02:14even your neighbor,
02:16you call the person your uncle.
02:18Your teacher can be your uncle.
02:20Ok, ok.
02:21Fine, fine.
02:22Whatever, whatever.
02:23Ok, back to the reason why we are here.
02:26How much would you like me to pay you monthly?
02:33Sir, you!
02:34The place that you are working,
02:35how much are they paying you there?
02:38Are you mad?
02:39It's like you don't need this job.
02:41Sorry, sir.
02:42Just give me N20,000.
02:48N20,000?
02:51Ok.
02:52Fine.
02:53I will pay you N20,000 monthly.
02:55But that will be on one condition.
02:58If you work as a house boy,
03:00while she works as a house girl.
03:03No.
03:04It's me that come for the interview.
03:06She is just a small peking.
03:09Mr. Man,
03:10it's like you don't need this job.
03:11I need it to wear well.
03:12Fine.
03:13You work as a house boy,
03:14while she works as a house girl.
03:15Meaning,
03:16you take care of the adult responsibility,
03:18while she takes care of the child responsibility.
03:20Because,
03:21my wedding is tomorrow for God's sake.
03:23My wife is moving in tomorrow.
03:24This car won't wash itself.
03:26The flowers won't water itself.
03:27The dishes in the kitchen won't wash itself.
03:29The cupboard needs to be kept clean.
03:30So, tell me.
03:31If you cannot do this job,
03:32let me know,
03:33so I get somebody else to do it.
03:35Don't worry.
03:36We can do it.
03:37Fine.
03:38Meaning, you start now.
03:41Now?
03:42Yes.
03:43Sir, no.
03:44We come for the interview,
03:46so that we can win the job.
03:49Then, we now go...
03:50I don't understand.
03:51It's like you don't need this job.
03:52I need it to...
03:53Fine.
03:54You start now.
03:55And besides,
03:56you will be living here.
03:57Here?
03:58But sir,
03:59we did not come with our clothes.
04:03That's not the problem, okay?
04:04While she takes care of the dirty dishes in the kitchen now,
04:06you go home and get your properties.
04:12It's like you don't need this job.
04:13I'm going to call somebody else.
04:14No.
04:15We need it to...
04:16So, move this plastic to the kitchen.
04:17Over there.
04:18We need it.
04:19You go and get your belongings.
04:20You know what?
04:21Fast.
04:22We need it to...
04:23When I'm coming,
04:24let me go and pack our clothes and come.
04:33What's this?
04:34Good morning, guys.
04:35What's up?
04:36So, you've not had your bath?
04:37Do you realize that today is my wedding?
04:39No.
04:40That bachelor's eve was...
04:42Go and take your bath, Joe.
04:43Leave it and go and take your bath.
04:45What kind of thing is this one now?
04:46Come, guy.
04:47Where's your shirt now?
04:48Is there no shirt inside here?
04:49There's no shirt inside.
04:51Check now.
04:56Oh, my God.
04:57I have forgotten my shirt in Enugu.
04:59Look at this, Joe.
05:01Look at this guy.
05:02My designer's shirt.
05:03Anyway, that shouldn't be a problem.
05:04You can wear mine.
05:07You can take mine.
05:08What design is that?
05:09USA.
05:10USA?
05:11No, no, no.
05:12I don't do that.
05:13Okay, wear mine now.
05:14What design is that?
05:15That's an Italian shirt.
05:16Italian shirt?
05:17Yes.
05:18Oh, my God.
05:19For God's sake.
05:20I don't do Italian or USA.
05:21I do Turkish designs.
05:23Italy tells us that.
05:24If it's not Turkish, we're not putting any other shirts.
05:26Yes.
05:27Guys.
05:28Guys.
05:29Do you realize that today is my wedding day?
05:30And I have to wear a Turkish design.
05:33Oh, my God.
05:34Where's...
05:35Mackenzie.
05:36Mackenzie.
05:37Sir.
05:38Come, come, come.
05:39What are you doing?
05:40I'm cleaning.
05:41Okay, okay, okay.
05:42Where's your cousin or your sister?
05:43Where is she?
05:44Emanuella.
05:45Call her.
05:46Yes.
05:47Emanuella.
05:48Come, come, come.
05:49Give her the shoe.
05:50Give her the shoe.
05:51Take that shoe.
05:52Make sure you clean it and get it back fast.
05:53Go, go, go, go, go.
05:54Mackenzie, come, come, come.
05:55See, I want you to go and get me a shirt.
05:56A white shirt.
05:57Where's my card?
05:58Use my card.
05:59Go to any boutique close by and get me a white shirt.
06:00The bill is $40.
06:01$40.
06:02$40.
06:03$40.
06:04$40.
06:05$40.
06:06$40.
06:07$40.
06:08$40.
06:09$40.
06:10$40.
06:11$40.
06:12$40.
06:13The bill is $440.
06:14$440.
06:15Fast.
06:16Go, go, go, go.
06:17See, you didn't even ask me the design of shirt you are going to buy, so you want to go
06:22there and buy any outing for me.
06:25Listen, I need a white turkey shirt.
06:29Turkey?
06:30A white turkey shirt.
06:33Okay?
06:34Fast, fast.
06:35Come, come, come.
06:36See?
06:37Mackenzie, today is my wedding day.
06:40Don't waste time.
06:41time you have just 30 minutes or you are dead read my lips you are dead hurry up
06:48hurry up hurry up today's my wedding for God's sake
06:51guy you should have won this shit oh see what is wrong with all of you and I
06:57thought you were my guys I've told you severally that on my wedding day I must
07:00wear a white turkey designer's shirt enough of all this he has gone to get
07:04the shits I'm dead 30 minutes I'm dead 30 minutes I'm dead 30 minutes I'm dead
07:21guys is mark back no no hey my god is now why today I just got off the phone
07:31with my wife now everybody's in Georgia they're waiting for us
07:35even the priest is standing in front of the altar
07:40manuela come here come here come where's your teacher brother where's mark he's
07:52not yet back are you asking me hey are you asking me a fact take this phone
07:57call him now we are all waiting for him
08:04hello uncle mark where are you now we are all waiting for you
08:10be fast he's coming he better come fast oh he better comes fast get my phone I
08:19get up from this place get up on this place I got you I thought you were
08:26putting your trousers before you want my trousers to get rumpled guys please
08:30I don't want to talk to him today wait has Francis taken his bath I guess he
08:36has gone back to sleep
08:57come on what kind of wedding is this I really don't start what's going on here
09:03uh-uh is it this wedding you're killing yourself for this wedding uh-uh you don't
09:07have to worry yourself now I told I get that prince will definitely disappoint
09:11her is it not prince again as I speak to you now
09:15this is getting married to another girl and the wedding is even today and she's
09:19there killing herself everything I want to get married I want to get married I
09:23want to get married now look at it I knew it all these Instagram slay queens
09:27look at them they want to marry Malaysia husband in the wedding in the wedding my
09:31sister shut up your mouth when will you be gossiping someone like that what's
09:37your business hey what is your problem don't worry you will soon you will soon
09:42join monopoly and gossip somebody
10:03your father just told me that the reverend father said if in three minutes
10:07time he did not see him that the wedding will be called off
10:37I'm going to kill you I will devour you I will arrest you
10:42going now
10:47I'm coming I'm coming now I finish now we are finished they are just doing small
10:52amendments hey mark what kind of a man are they doing
10:56I'm sorry they are finished they are finished hello can you hear me yes I can
11:00hear you hope you know sent for Catholic Church which one the one close to the
11:04market okay yes yes yes fine fine come down with the set
11:08mark the whole church is waiting for us come down with the set now okay fine fine
11:15come now guys let's go to church now
11:20Oh
11:29hey guys wait for me now you guys go without me
11:40baby I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry please don't be offended please
11:47I'm so sorry is this new house boy I employed oh hey I asked him to get me a
11:52white turkey shirt a white turkey shirt this morning
11:57okay come here we have you been since we have you been where's the shirt what's
12:39my chest
12:57mr. Prince do you take Jamila Musa as your lawfully wedded wife to love and to
13:05cherish in goodness and in goodness