2099 Episode 1
Chen Xiaohua, a good-for-nothing emperor, transforms from self-abandonment to taking responsibility with the help of his android consort, 2099. But it turns out all this happens in a virtual world. In the real world, Chen Xiaohua is on the brink of brain death. To help him awaken, Jiang Tao sacrifices her life to help Chen Xiaohua complete the turnaround mission. After he wakes up, facing his comatose girlfriend, it’s his turn to save her.#
Chen Xiaohua, a good-for-nothing emperor, transforms from self-abandonment to taking responsibility with the help of his android consort, 2099. But it turns out all this happens in a virtual world. In the real world, Chen Xiaohua is on the brink of brain death. To help him awaken, Jiang Tao sacrifices her life to help Chen Xiaohua complete the turnaround mission. After he wakes up, facing his comatose girlfriend, it’s his turn to save her.#
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00:00You
00:12Thank you, let's go
00:21Let's go
00:30Oh
01:00Oh
01:30Ah
01:36Wow
02:00Don't want the whole truth. Oh, sorry. I'm going to do this
02:05Do some of you got time? Yeah, I should be sure to the water. I'll cook up with you
02:12Wow
02:14Jay don't sit on baby. He's not going to be here. Yeah
02:19She don't don't hide long you go
02:23No, she's only her night. I know I'm so much. Oh, she's okay. I don't yell
02:30Oh
03:00You
03:30You
04:00You
04:30Oh
04:51You're tomorrow
05:00Wow
05:07The gong-gong
05:14The gong-gong
05:22The emotion was awesome quiet
05:25Hmm
05:28Sure, Mom, you think so? Sure. Mom. Not you. That's your girl. I don't care about
05:43She's a douche. Oh, you're wrong. It's on the top
05:48Can you watch and go from Julie? She's on Charles
05:54Oh
06:01Hey, boy, it's okay. I'm a people don't shoot yet
06:05You'll be in Jiro. Don't hide from you. Come on
06:09Jaydaw shit. Try baby. I don't keep him. She is
06:14Jiro don't hide from you. Come on. No, it's it's the whole name her name. I don't know
06:21Oh
06:23What you're trying to do some of your you know, she's gonna talk to you. Why don't you just shut off? Oh, yeah
06:32Wow, come on. Go. Shut up. Come on. Come on
06:36I
06:49Don't
06:54Thank you
06:56Thank you
06:58Thank you
07:01Thank you
07:06I
07:36Don't show shoot. It's a talk show
07:39Take that one. Hello, Jim. Jim. Did you enjoy it at all? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
07:47He can't do that. He's gonna move. What's it again? Oh joy
07:53Move hold
07:55Cause it comes up with some Yan Da好像就那么几个
08:01当初可是他让我做这个王的
08:03You go and tell Grand Consort Zhang and the Minister of War that I don't want to be the king.
08:14All I want is to eat and drink well, right?
08:19Then let the Zhang family be the king.
08:22Anyway, the Minister of War is the king of the Chen State, right?
08:27Yes.
08:29Yes, sir.
08:33Let's go.
08:54It's dangerous.
08:55My legs are weak.
08:56You can't turn around.
08:58Turn around.
08:59I was almost poisoned to bleed.
09:01I was hit by two bullets.
09:03How was it?
09:08You shouldn't have asked me why I knew there was poison in the morning.
09:11Comforting.
09:12Never ask questions.
09:14Since you asked sincerely,
09:15and you are my only confidant,
09:16then I will tell you mercilessly.
09:19I...
09:20I can predict the future.
09:24Predict the poison?
09:26Predict the poison.
09:28In that case,
09:29Your Majesty, you are...
09:31I can predict the future.
09:37You hit me again.
09:38You didn't expect this, did you?
09:42That's because...
09:44I was locked up.
09:45You hit me again.
09:47To be honest,
09:48this is the king's order.
09:50Bullshit.
09:51When did I say such an order?
09:53Your Majesty, you seem to have forgotten a lot of things.
09:57Forgotten a lot of things?
09:58Comforting.
09:59Never ask questions.
10:01Then tell me,
10:02why did I say such an order?
10:04Comforting.
10:05Never ask questions.
10:10Follow me.
10:12Your Majesty.
10:25Hit him.
10:27Your Majesty, have mercy.
10:28Your Majesty, have mercy.
10:30Chopping the pot noodles.
10:31Your Majesty.
10:33Hit him again.
10:38Your Majesty, don't do that.
10:39This is for servants.
10:42Servants eat well.
10:44Servants eat well.
10:45No poison.
10:53Do you understand?
10:55Yes.
10:57Tell me.
10:58What do you understand?
10:59Your Majesty, stand up.
11:00That's right.
11:01I stand up.
11:03Your Majesty, be tough.
11:04Be tough.
11:05And this time,
11:06I'll be tough.
11:10God bless my king.
11:11With this magic,
11:12the king will not worry about
11:13fighting against the Minister of War.
11:15As soon as he regains power,
11:16Chen will still be the king of Chen.
11:18No.
11:19We'll see.
11:20No, no, no.
11:22Although my magic
11:23can save my life,
11:25but if I go to court,
11:27I won't do it.
11:28I'll die here.
11:29It's great.
11:36Lan'er.
11:40Where are you?
11:42Where are you?
11:45Cai Ji.
11:47Come to me.
11:50Come to me.
11:52Cai Ji.
12:06Water.
12:08Water.
12:17It's so deep.
12:19It's so dark.
12:22There can't be anyone, right?
12:24The king is a little crazy.
12:26He can't think too much, right?
12:29So,
12:30the king suspects that he is possessed.
12:33I'm not possessed.
12:35It's because of the magic.
12:38No wonder the king wants to kill himself.
12:40What kind of monster wants to kill my king?
12:42Excuse me.
12:44Do I look like someone who has the courage to kill himself?
12:47I'm looking for someone.
12:51Go to the lake.
12:54Let me tell you.
12:55In my dream,
12:56I dreamed of an immortal.
12:57He called me back and forth in the water.
13:00Cai Ji.
13:03Cai Ji.
13:06Don't move.
13:09How about
13:10you go to sleep for a while?
13:12I know you don't believe me.
13:13But let me tell you.
13:15I have evidence.
13:22It seems that
13:24I'm a little less possessed.
13:36King.
13:37King.
13:38Wake up.
13:41Wake up, king.
13:45Who is this woman?
13:46I'm your mother.
13:48You fell asleep in broad daylight.
13:50You don't even know your mother.
13:53Get up.
13:56Don't touch me.
13:57Although I know I look good,
13:59I don't want you to touch me.
14:01I don't want you to touch me.
14:02I don't want you to touch me.
14:04I know I look good.
14:06But it's not appropriate for you.
14:07Don't be so rude.
14:08Do you want to fight?
14:10Wang Taifeng.
14:12Taifeng.
14:14Da Si Ma.
14:15Are you still in charge of this business?
14:17You poisoned me.
14:18And then humiliated me.
14:20King, please calm down.
14:22As long as I'm here,
14:23no one can hurt you.
14:26Who said I wanted to hurt him?
14:34I...
14:43Doggie.
14:45Who poisoned you?
14:47Who molested you?
14:49Listen to me.
14:51Look.
14:51Look, look, look.
14:53So unruly.
14:54No manners at all.
14:56We have found the person
14:57who poisoned the King.
14:58It's him.
15:00I and Grand Preceptor Wang
15:02are here to report.
15:03It has nothing to do with the Princess Dowager.
15:14The eunuch has confessed.
15:15He has a grudge against the King.
15:17So he bought the poison from outside the court.
15:19He put it in the breakfast.
15:23You're lying.
15:25He... He poisoned me.
15:27You people
15:29always make trouble for me.
15:31You even want to kill me.
15:32I have caught the person for you.
15:35It's okay if you believe it or not.
15:38Anyway, he poisoned you.
15:42Fine.
15:44You all bully me, right?
15:47I'm telling you.
15:48If I become a god,
15:49I will kill you first.
15:53What are you laughing at?
15:55What am I laughing at?
15:57What am I laughing at?
15:59You're under too much pressure.
16:02The King is under too much pressure.
16:04He is trapped inside and out.
16:05He has to think about it all night.
16:07That's why he became like this.
16:10Grand Preceptor Wang is under a lot of pressure.
16:12He eats five meals a day.
16:14He is under a lot of pressure.
16:16Tell me what I should do.
16:18He will eat on the bed all his life.
16:20He will sleep on the bed.
16:22He doesn't care about anything.
16:23He doesn't care about national policy or national affairs.
16:25Is that okay?
16:27Excuse me.
16:28Excuse me.
16:29Is that okay?
16:36Yes.
16:38As long as you give birth to a son,
16:40you can stay here all your life.
16:44Give birth to a son?
16:45In this case,
16:48it's a very important thing
16:51to choose a virtuous woman
16:53for the King.
16:59A...
17:00A woman?
17:02I... I can do it.
17:04Oh, my God.
17:05The King wants a woman.
17:06He's going crazy.
17:07Really?
17:09The King is dreaming.
17:10He's been calling fairy and rabbit all night.
17:12He's dreaming.
17:13He's been calling fairy and rabbit all night.
17:17Be quiet.
17:20The King
17:22must have been tricked by the Yutu Sutra
17:23that he doesn't know how to practice.
17:25He's shocked.
17:26Oh, my God.
17:27It's too scary.
17:28Stop talking.
17:29And then?
17:30And then?
17:32You're scared to death.
17:34Let's go.
17:35The King is an adult now.
17:39It's time to choose a princess.
17:41But the King wants to tell us
17:43what requirements you have to choose a princess.
17:47I can make a request.
17:48As long as you say it,
17:51the King and I
17:52will choose a person for you
17:54among the people.
17:58I don't really have any requirements.
18:03But
18:05this woman must be beautiful.
18:07And she can choose some features.
18:09It's better to be the kind of woman
18:10who holds a pink jade rabbit in her arms.
18:13She must be soft and cold.
18:14She must be arrogant and stubborn.
18:16And she must be a little cold-blooded.
18:18She must have a bad temper.
18:20When she comes up,
18:22she'll slap me on the face.
18:23Yes, yes, yes.
18:24I want such a woman.
18:25Go and find her for me.
18:28You're so cheap.
18:43Your Majesty.
18:45Make your choice.
18:47Do you really
18:49give me a choice?
18:52Why do you say that?
18:54A gentleman can't be greedy for women.
18:57He must be virtuous.
18:58Especially when he chooses a concubine,
19:00he must choose a woman
19:01with a pure background.
19:05These are all
19:07chosen by Grand Preceptor Wang
19:08and his colleagues.
19:12Your Majesty must choose
19:15your own concubine from them.
19:17Minister, you're right.
19:19The two leaders in the front
19:21are all my concubines.
19:24They are the most virtuous ones.
19:27In fact,
19:29you should call me cousin.
19:31Cousin?
19:32Virtuous?
19:34I'm Zhang Zhen'er.
19:35I'm Zhang Bao'er.
19:36Greetings, Your Majesty.
19:37Greetings, Your Majesty.
19:38I heard that Your Majesty
19:40likes a woman with a good character
19:41and a manly style.
19:42I'm not talented.
19:44Today, I want Your Majesty
19:45to test my talent.
19:47It's time to show
19:48our real talent.
19:50Come on, guys.
19:51Bring it on.
19:53I...
19:54I...
19:56What are you doing?
20:02A stone?
20:03That's right.
20:04My talent is to break a big stone on the chest.
20:14Come on.
20:15Come on.
20:16Hit me.
20:17Come on.
20:18Hit me.
20:25Come on.
20:33That's amazing.
20:34She's so powerful.
20:48That's amazing.
20:51Your Majesty, are you satisfied with me?
20:56Well...
20:58Here's the thing.
20:59If I'm not satisfied,
21:02she's really powerful.
21:04But if I'm satisfied,
21:06what should I do?
21:07I'm a concubine.
21:11You're desperate.
21:13What?
21:14You're not satisfied?
21:15Fine.
21:16Keep going.
21:17Hit me again?
21:18No.
21:18I'll give Your Majesty
21:20a shot and an empty shot.
21:22No, no, no.
21:23How about this?
21:24Just you two.
21:25Just the two of you.
21:26Well, well...
21:26Hit me.
21:27Hit me.
21:28Hit me.
21:28Hit me.
21:31What's going on?
21:32She's not satisfied with me.
21:34She ran away.
21:35Ran away?
21:36No one can run away
21:37from my hands.
21:38If she runs away, I'll catch her.
21:39I'll make her suffer.
21:40Let's go.
21:41What are you waiting for?
21:42Go and take care of His Majesty.
21:43Yes, yes, yes.
21:45Yes, yes, yes.
21:49Your Majesty.
21:50Your Majesty, slow down.
21:51Your Majesty.
21:55Your Majesty.
21:58Your Majesty.
21:58Your Majesty.
21:59Your Majesty.
22:00Your Majesty.
22:02Your Majesty.
22:03Your Majesty.
22:03I'm here. I'm here.
22:04Don't stand there.
22:05Slow down.
22:07It's dangerous by the lake.
22:09It's dangerous by the lake.
22:10I think you're dangerous.
22:12Your Majesty.
22:13Be careful.
22:14It's dangerous.
22:15Your Majesty.
22:18Why are you running?
22:25Hey!
22:27My lord!
22:42I told you it's dangerous!
22:44You didn't listen and ran away.
22:45You are so stupid!
22:46You are stupid!
22:47You are all stupid!
22:48Let go!
22:49No, no, no.
22:50Pull me up.
22:51I pull you up,
22:52you won't run away again.
22:53I won't run away.
22:55Then are you willing to marry us?
22:58Marriage is about happiness.
23:00Happiness can't be forced.
23:04Senior,
23:05a little problem is no problem.
23:07You pull me up.
23:17Cai Ji,
23:18come to me.
23:22Water...
23:23Water...
23:24Water...
23:43Cai Ji,
23:45come to me.
23:49Come to me.
23:51Cai Ji,
23:54come to me.
24:25It's you.
24:29Who are you?
24:38This is the feeling.
24:45Cai Ji.
24:49Xian'er,
24:50Cai Ji.
24:53Xian'er,
24:55rabbit,
24:57rabbit,
24:59Xian'er,
25:01you are finally here.
25:03My lord,
25:04you are finally awake.
25:08What are you doing?
25:09Why are you so close to me?
25:10Wang Tou's fox was saved.
25:11He has been sleeping all day and night.
25:17Where is the savior?
25:18Savior?
25:20What savior?
25:21Mrs. Xiao is the one who saved Wang.
25:23Mrs. Xiao?
25:25Your beloved wife.
25:27The foster daughter of the Minister of War.
25:28Wang,
25:29don't you remember?
25:33You mean
25:35the one who saved me from the fox
25:37is my beloved wife
25:38or the daughter of the Minister of War?
25:40No.
25:42The foster daughter.
25:44It doesn't matter.
25:48Let me tell you.
25:49It was her
25:50who used Cai Ji as a code name
25:52to insult me
25:53and train me with magic.
25:59I only know
26:00Mrs. Xiao is the only one among the three ladies
26:02whom you personally invited to the royal court.
26:05Wait, wait, wait.
26:08Let him speak.
26:10It was Mrs. Xiao
26:11who brought you out of the cold palace.
26:13When you ascended the throne,
26:14the Minister of War sent Mrs. Xiao here.
26:17Hurry up.
26:18Bring her to me now.
26:19I'll see her right now.
26:22What kind of swordplay?
26:24What kind of swordplay?
26:27Is it the kind of swordplay
26:28in which the king summons his wife
26:30to save him?
26:48Your Majesty.
26:55Your Majesty.
27:04Why is it wrapped
27:05like a spring roll?
27:07What kind of swordplay is this?
27:09You may leave.
27:18Your Majesty.
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