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00:00Granny, this mean old witch is bullying me. Get her.
00:04What did you just call me?
00:05You had one job. Keep Harry happy.
00:07You couldn't even do that right, you lazy ass.
00:10I don't want you. I want Auntie Joanna to be my mom.
00:18Why are you looking at him like that? He's right.
00:21Not only does he not want you here, I don't either.
00:24How can you say that to my face?
00:26If you hadn't trapped my son into getting pregnant,
00:28I never would have allowed a lowly cook like you into this family.
00:31I've dedicated my entire life to this family. To him?
00:35I've sacrificed my career, my dreams, even my dignity.
00:39What more do you want from me?
00:42Lower your voice.
00:44You can't hold a candle for Joanna.
00:47Her father was pivotal in Ethan's business success.
00:50Even after he passed away, she still continues to support him as a food influencer.
00:55What have you ever brought to the table besides Caesar salad?
00:58Apologize now or leave this house!
01:02You know what?
01:05Fine.
01:07You want Joanna so bad, go get her.
01:10I'm leaving.
01:11I'm leaving.
01:20Is that all?
01:21If mommy's leaving, can I teach a wannabe when mommy's dead?
01:30Nancy?
01:32What's your problem?
01:34I'm done.
01:36I've had enough of this family.
01:37How could I have been such an idiot?
01:47Family.
01:49Love.
01:52It's all fairy tales.
01:53Eight years with these ungrateful people, trapped in this miserable life?
02:07No more.
02:15Nancy, you can't hear Harry crying downstairs?
02:17Maybe they're tears of joy.
02:19He finally gets to be with his beloved Auntie Joanna.
02:22This isn't about Joanna.
02:24Why do you always have to-
02:25What?
02:26Act petty?
02:29I'm your wife, Ethan, not Mother Teresa.
02:33You've allowed your high school sweetheart to waltz all over our home, cozying up to you, your mother, and our son?
02:39And I've held no grudges.
02:43What more do you expect from me?
02:46You've endured it all these years, right?
02:49Right.
02:51I have.
02:53But I'm done, Ethan.
02:56Good luck with your new wife.
02:57Bad mommy! Bad mommy!
03:09Exactly.
03:10It's all her fault.
03:12But daddy's dealing with her.
03:13If she leaves, Joanna will be your new mommy.
03:16But I don't want-
03:18Harry!
03:20Why don't we go play cops and robbers?
03:21You love that game, right?
03:23Where are you going, mean witch?
03:30If you leave, I'll tell everyone you're a bad, crappy mommy.
03:33Think what you want of me.
03:34I wasn't strong enough to teach you right from wrong.
03:37And I won't get the chance to in the future.
03:40Nancy Lawson, if you walk out that door, don't even think about coming back, you'll regret it.
03:48It's Nancy Keller now.
03:49And don't worry.
03:51I'm never coming back.
03:54Nancy!
04:01This is yucky.
04:02I want mommy's food.
04:04We can find the new cookies, Lee.
04:07Joanna, maybe try a new restaurant tomorrow.
04:10I want mommy's food right now!
04:13Enough!
04:14Harry!
04:16Isn't this what you asked for?
04:23Hello.
04:24I need your classiest, most expensive coffin, please.
04:33And with a big green bow.
04:35Just to be clear, whose funeral are we planning?
04:37Mine.
04:39You have to go all out for your own funeral, right?
04:40You know, I don't want one of those black and white photos.
04:50I want a stunning portrait.
04:52And no sad music, please.
04:53I want my favorite rock man there.
04:56Of course.
04:57Our high-end models, they can be customized with any pattern that you'd like.
05:01Oh.
05:02Miss?
05:03You need to check it out.
05:04Make sure it's comfortable.
05:05Yeah, of course.
05:06Which pattern would you prefer?
05:07I haven't decided yet.
05:08What are the common choices?
05:09Usually they feature beloved family members and friends.
05:10And will you give me a moment?
05:12I want to get the full experience.
05:13I'm going to be here for a long time after all.
05:38Leave me alone.
05:39You're so annoying.
05:40What kind of father can't even feed their own kids?
05:46Ethan.
05:48Nancy, why can't you just get things done?
06:00Miss, are you ready yet?
06:02I'm done letting people walk all over me.
06:04From now on, I make my own rules.
06:07Anyone who tries to cross me will regret it.
06:14Thank you so much for your help today.
06:23How could we make such a huge mistake?
06:25This chart is for the wrong Nancy Lawson.
06:29This young woman doesn't have stomach cancer after all.
06:34When I Dragons were shot.
06:47Finally back in the club.
06:49It's been ages.
06:51Hi, can I order three shots of tequila and sex on the beach?
06:55on the beach.
07:25Tonight, I'm finally free.
07:27Fuck the losses. Fuck Ethan.
07:30Nancy Keller is back!
07:33And drinks on me everyone!
07:38Nancy Keller!
07:40Nancy Keller!
07:42Nancy Keller!
07:44Nancy Keller!
07:55Nancy!
08:00Jesus!
08:01How drunk are you?
08:02Come on, I'm taking you home.
08:04Who might you be?
08:06Potty?
08:08Potty?
08:09Really?
08:10You're looking for someone in here?
08:12You kinda look like that jerk Ethan.
08:16Take a good look at who you're talking to.
08:20What are you doing here?
08:22I'm coming to take you home.
08:23Well, I don't wanna go!
08:24Why?
08:25What's your plan?
08:26Stay here.
08:27Look for more...
08:28Potties?
08:30Yeah.
08:31And what's wrong with that?
08:33Don't you remember you have a husband?
08:35Don't you remember you have a high school sweetheart waiting for you at home?
08:41No, stop!
08:51You're in the hospital?
08:53You okay?
08:54You okay?
08:55No!
08:56I'm sick from dealing with your mother and Joanna all the time.
08:58Be alone!
08:59Hey.
09:01Hey.
09:02You okay?
09:03If this guy's bothering you, you can just give him the word and hang and handle it.
09:08Oh, that sounds perfect.
09:10Potty.
09:11Why don't we get out of here and escape the universe?
09:13You're seriously gonna flirt with someone right in front of me?
09:16Isn't that what you've been doing with Joanna the whole time?
09:18But Joanna is like a sister to me.
09:20Right.
09:21And this stud is like a brother to me.
09:25Now, let's go see those abs in action.
09:30Nancy!
09:31Don't follow me!
09:34Hey.
09:35My wife is just in the hospital.
09:36Can you find out what happened?
09:37Copy that, boss.
09:38Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
09:39This woman is insane.
09:40Are you seriously checking into my hotel with some other man?
09:45you, man?
09:46You're seriously checking into my hotel with some other man?
09:51you, man?
09:52You, man?
09:53You, man?
09:54You, man?
09:55You, man?
09:56You, man?
09:57You, man?
09:58A boin?
09:59You, man?
10:00You're serious?
10:01Yeah, I'm able to follow dr.
10:02You.
10:03You, man?
10:04I'm the, man?
10:05I'm the man.
10:06The man.
10:07I'm the man.
10:08The man.
10:09Hey.
10:10My wife is just in the hospital.
10:11Can you find out what happened?
10:12I'm the man.
10:13Are you done with the drama?
10:30This is just the beginning.
10:32Haven't you always ignored what happened to me?
10:33Why do you suddenly care now?
10:35Ignored?
10:37What do you mean?
10:40Never mind.
10:41Life is short.
10:43I should have fun while I still can, right?
10:45You should leave.
10:49This is my wife.
10:50You don't dare touch her or get the fuck out!
10:56What do you want, Ethan?
10:58I was going to ask you the same thing.
11:00I heard he gave you and Joanna space.
11:02Can't you just leave me alone?
11:04You stop bringing her up!
11:07If I stop bringing her up, will she stop hanging out at my house?
11:10Posing up to my husband?
11:11I want a divorce!
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