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00:00Do you know what this could mean for our family?
00:04Turn the trash off. Come on.
00:10Did your husband dump you?
00:12Did he leave you for a younger beauty?
00:14That's right on the money, baby.
00:17And now you're sitting alone in a bar, drowning your sorrows.
00:22But there is a solution.
00:25Just pile 666.
00:28And we will make your dreams come true, blah, blah, blah.
00:33And we'll make your dreams come true, Monica.
00:36What? Did you just say my name? Did you hear that?
00:41That's me, Monica. Hi.
00:43That's right, Monica.
00:45I can give you this, and I can give you this, and I can give you this.
00:52Just call 666, Monica.
00:58What?
01:00How the hell is that?
01:08Why don't you explain to me what's going on?
01:14Okay, Monica. I'll put it straight.
01:17This is, uh, Kelly.
01:19Kelly.
01:20Kelly.
01:21And she's my mistress.
01:24I'm sorry. What did you just say?
01:27I said that she's my mistress.
01:30I loved you in the past.
01:34I'd like to talk to you, to spend time with you.
01:39But with Kelly, I'm just getting my other needs met, that's it.
01:42You're kidding me, right?
01:43I'm not finished.
01:46She's beautiful.
01:48And I need her beauty and you, Sam.
01:51And you cannot give this to me anymore.
01:54Because of your age.
01:55Because of my age?
01:57You're serious.
01:59Yes, I am.
02:00We're just hanging out and having fun in bed, and that's it.
02:07I need a drink.
02:09Me too.
02:10That night, I'll return to my husband.
02:16Young and beautiful.
02:18And I'll pay a terrible price for it.
02:21My name is Monica, and this is my love story.
02:25Martini, please.
02:30My love.
02:32Double.
02:37Hey. How are you, Monica?
02:39Is it okay?
02:40No, it's not okay, Jim.
02:43She has this.
02:44She has this.
02:45She has youth.
02:47And what do I have?
02:49Old age, apparently.
02:51Sir, but why would you want him back?
02:55I don't understand.
02:56A cheater will always be a cheater.
02:58You don't know anything, Jim.
03:01No, no, no. Sorry.
03:03What the hell are you doing?
03:04This is not the way, Monica.
03:06Let's, let's get out of here and talk.
03:10There is a great Chinese restaurant just around the corner.
03:14Go away.
03:16I just want to be alone right now.
03:19And I just want to drink my martini.
03:21If you need anything, just call.
03:22I'll be near you.
03:23Always.
03:24Two shots, please.
03:25Two shots, please.
03:26No.
03:27No.
03:28Come on.
03:29Six, six, six.
03:31Hello.
03:32Which body would you like to choose?
03:33Well, I don't know.
03:34I don't know.
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03:40Come on.
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04:00Well, I would like to choose the body of my husband's mistress.
04:07Excellent choice.
04:08Listen to the terms and conditions.
04:10Soul transfers are non-refundable.
04:12I can't remember.
04:14After the operation, your original body will disappear as if it never existed.
04:16Uh-uh.
04:17Hmm-uh.
04:18Press ON to confirm the soul transfer.
04:20Oh, one.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Anyway, um, can I have sex on the beach for us?
04:35What?
04:37What is this?
04:45Honey, are you wearing this lingerie I gave you tonight?
04:50I would like to see it.
04:56No.
04:59Why not?
05:03Because I'm not wearing lingerie at all.
05:21Have a conscience.
05:24Go to a hotel.
05:26No.
05:34Darling, that was incredible, my love.
05:44Let's be honest.
05:46Better than with your wife.
05:48With my wife?
05:50With my wife.
05:52But you are my fiancée.
05:55The chance of winning the lottery is one in a million.
06:00And I traded my old body for my dream.
06:03For my dream.
06:04That day, I hit the real jackpot.
06:07Jackpot.
06:08Jackpot.
06:09Jackpot.
06:10So it wasn't just a dream?
06:11I'm not writing the policy.
06:13I'm not going to marry her.
06:15I'm not going to marry her.
06:16So it wasn't just a dream?
06:46Welcome to our shopping channel.
06:56What's that?
06:57We're evaluating the quality of our services.
07:00Monica, are you happy with everything?
07:03Of course I am.
07:05It was the best decision of my life.
07:08Now my husband won't even think about cheating on a woman like me.
07:13Are you sure about that, Monica?
07:16Are you kidding?
07:18Have you seen my body?
07:19Well, just look behind the door.
07:23Um, why?
07:25Just look and everything will be clear, Monica.
07:35Just don't tell my fancy about it, okay?
07:38So, where were we?
07:41Oh, no.
07:43This is so beautiful.
07:44I have to admit it.
07:45I have to admit it.
07:53Darling, I will explain everything.
07:56It's clear.
07:58How could you do this?
07:59Just saw Patricia one day and she is so beautiful.
08:02Why?
08:03Why?
08:04Is she better than me?
08:05No, I just wanted her.
08:08That's it.
08:09You are a marble steak.
08:12But a man like me, he needs a street food from town to town.
08:20Listen.
08:21You told yourself that you were turned on by cheating, so here we are.
08:28I hate you.
08:29I hate you.
08:33Kylie!
08:34Would you like a cocktail, miss?
08:35Would you like a cocktail, miss?
08:36The damn to be remote.
08:37Thanks.
08:38He's not the waiter.
08:39That's the man.
08:40Hey, he's not the waiter.
08:41That's the man.
08:42Hey!
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08:44Let me go.
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09:30Jim!
09:32What?
09:34How do you know my name?
09:36I just guessed it.
09:40Did you know that my favorite cocktail is sex on the beach?
09:46I'm not interested in that kind of stuff.
09:51What's wrong with you, Jim?
09:54I care about more than just sex on the beach.
09:59Thank you for using the sole transfer service.
10:15As soon as an operator is available, we'll connect you right away.
10:19Are you serious? Are you all busy? My body is not working. I'm going to complain.
10:24Keep it down. You're not the only one here.
10:28Don't eavesdrop. Pick up the phone now and make Jim want my body.
10:33Oh, I get it now.
10:36I told you not to eavesdrop.
10:38Stupid men are attracted to a beautiful body, but smart men are only attracted to the soul.
10:48Jim, wait!
11:02Oh, is that you? William!
11:05William!
11:06Jim, listen.
11:07I did something really stupid back at the bar and I'm not really like that.
11:13And this may sound weird coming from a stranger, but I know you're kind.
11:18And compassion and compassion and always there for me. And I really like you.
11:25You really like me? Well, I didn't see it that common.
11:31Jim, there was a great Chinese restaurant around the corner. Or you can go right now.
11:44You know, I like the Chinese restaurant around the corner.
11:59I understood perfectly that Tony and I could have been discovered at any moment. And that our life...
12:08What kind of nonsense is this? People only fall in love when they cook together.
12:14Do you have any better ideas?
12:16Yeah. My idea is... less pasta, more relax.
12:27Okay. Your idea is better.
12:30Thanks.
12:33Oh, gosh. Sorry, sweetie. I'm late. I have a meeting.
12:40I haven't seen that shopping channel in a while.
12:43It seems I managed to deceive the devil himself and got a young body and true love.
12:51Hey, Monica. What? Didn't you know that you should never trust a shopping channel?
13:05What?
13:13Well, let's run.
13:17Let's go.
13:27Don't park there. Okay?
13:31Hey, sir. Where's the bride?
13:36I left money for the dress right there.
13:38the dress right there you know how to drive
13:47blood pulsing through my wings breathing quickened the faster he can spit the more realized i was
14:13changing i no longer needed a wedding i just wanted him to never slow down or let me out of
14:21his strong arms now there was only him and me
14:26watch where you're going fool i almost ran you over you ruined my wedding what am i gonna do
14:44damn what are you doing shut up
14:58were you addressing me
15:05where are you taking me just calm down okay
15:09stop that
15:23and at that moment i felt i couldn't resist him there was something about him that scared me
15:29terribly but at the same time forced me to trust him unconditionally
15:33pressing tightly against his strong shoulders i raced away from my peaceful life into a whirlwind of
15:42adrenaline crime and passion
15:45are you okay
15:57are you kidding me this is the bad thing that ever happened to me
16:02no no no this this world is not for you now it's time for you to go back
16:08come on
16:09come on
16:09come on
16:14if i want to stay in your world
16:18no forget it
16:20adrenaline is not for you
16:22come on i'll take it
16:23no it's my decision i'm not going anywhere
16:26then i will leave you here
16:27you wouldn't dare
16:28it felt like an off-road race
16:38bumps turns jumps falls the thrill of living on the edge
16:43with them i found my true untamed freedom something i never experienced before
16:58open your eyes
17:09don't run onto the road next time because i will have to meet you again
17:16no please take me with you
17:19hey
17:28what the hell
17:42who is this
17:45where have you been kate
17:49you're better not knowing
17:50okay
17:53okay
17:56calm down
17:57the main thing that
17:59that i'm here now
18:00yeah
18:02relax
18:06what makes you think that i want to relax
18:08i never saw that bike again
18:15however thanks to him
18:17i discovered what i truly want
18:19we heard the
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18:32time to relax
18:33it's you
18:34yeah
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18:36she's
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18:38and ready for me
18:39like
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