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Made in Chelsea Season 29 Episode 8

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00:01Obviously, Almond knows about the kiss.
00:04If you were genuinely my friend,
00:06you would have not asked this question right now.
00:084.30 a.m., I just hear Sam banging on her door.
00:11I'm really sorry. Like, I am.
00:14I don't see the funny side of it.
00:16I wasn't laughing at the situation. Nothing's funny.
00:19Oh, you're going away. Yeah, on Friday.
00:21How long? Ten days.
00:23Jazzy, how's it with Demi?
00:25Yasmin sets up. Oh, I know.
00:27I saw her, and I was like, Jaz is gonna like this girl.
00:29How are things, obviously?
00:30Tristan. Mr. Tristan.
00:31They're good.
00:32Pleasantly surprised.
00:33He did like me.
00:34Who knows?
00:35You didn't think he did.
00:36I think a few people probably didn't think he did.
00:37I wasn't the only one.
00:38Just don't appreciate it.
00:39When I told you I'm happy, we're good,
00:41and you're still making the same comments,
00:42it's really boring.
00:43Sweet, bye, Jules.
00:44I'll have a look at a handbag.
00:45Bye.
00:46Some people I've realized in life chase chaos.
00:49I think that's the beginning of the end.
00:50I just see, like, a future with you.
00:52Can I be honest with you?
00:53You've been a shit friend.
00:54Oh.
00:55I'm like a three to five a week sort of guy.
00:58Are you insane?
00:59I just don't want you to be taken advantage of.
01:01Cut that out right now, because that's a lie.
01:03You're not letting me.
01:04This is pointless.
01:05It's pointless.
01:06You're literally like a pet parrot.
01:07You're like an armor.
01:08You're spitting all over my face.
01:10What's this?
01:11Hi.
01:12Hello.
01:13Hello.
01:14Hello, my lad.
01:15Hello.
01:16Hello.
01:17Hello, my lad.
01:18Come on, Tim.
01:19He's gone.
01:20Come on, Tim.
01:21He's gone.
01:22Let's go on, man.
01:23Come on.
01:24Come on, Tim.
01:25Come on.
01:25Come on.
01:26Let's go on, man.
01:26Come on.
01:27Let's go on.
01:52La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
01:57La, la, la, la, la, la
02:01Just Pikachu can go
02:03I got you Tim Tams cookies, I know you love them, they're your favourite chocolate
02:07And then I got you dates because you love dates when you're on a date
02:10And then I got you some Edomarmo beans
02:12What?
02:13They pair very well with Tim Tams
02:14Thank you, that's what I thought
02:16You thought Edomarmoe pairs with Tim Tams?
02:18Yes
02:18I'll stick to the cookie
02:19No!
02:20see this is about me showing you that I'm going to do this stuff too but I
02:24thought I'd do a little snack plate because I love snacks and because you
02:26love snacks too this is perfect and have you noticed we're in the nature we are
02:31in the nature and there's oh my god there's a parakeet there are parakeets I
02:35heard them earlier that's crazy are you still pretending to be interested in
02:38birds for me no no no I love you so much no I love you too I very much enjoyed the
02:42lingerie that you bought on the weekend but have you also noticed I haven't worn
02:45those lime green bottoms and I have noticed I think you've probably realized
02:48I've hidden them from you yeah you were looking for them you do you make me
02:53giggle do you laugh at me or with me good I think that's important that's the sign
02:58of a healthy relationship well apparently we're not great according to one or two
03:03people what is that about Vanderpump honestly why did they have to come at me
03:10and for our relationship they have no idea about it some people I've realized in
03:14life chase chaos yeah and they really thrive yeah negative space it seems to
03:19be Sam's actually yeah yeah there's a common denominator and they're like yeah
03:22they thrive in other people's pain I think the superpower we have is I don't
03:26give a fuck yeah I couldn't care less yeah what Sam Vanderpump and his trophy wife
03:30I think so I was looking around because I thought you've invited me over to hang this bloody picture you've had done every time I come over
03:56Sophie has been doing DIY work I love tool time with Gareth without a top on
04:02that's not true and just a belt yeah he comes with a belt and a drill I'm like are we even friends we're just staff
04:10sorry did you actually play with the bag of tricks that Tabitha and me left with Oliver
04:17oh my god this is the weirdest weirdest thing right yeah Oliver blindfolded me right and did this like weird
04:24intimacy feeding thing with like pickles and like chocolate and lump fish the red wine was good that was fine
04:30I didn't put in a lump fish that came from Tabitha I mean it was weird it was it was just a weird conglomeration of stuff I can't even tell you how odd it was fair to say it didn't set the mood and nothing
04:41happened you didn't bonk like rabbits no that is so upsetting it was weird do you have you um
04:48obviously because I talk about this all time do you ever thought of seeing like an intimacy coach
04:52because a lot of couples obviously get to a point where you one does tend to lose their sex drive
04:57right okay but it's I think it's incredibly helpful
05:01like I know some if you would want to speak to someone it's very common
05:05I want to know she does all sorts of stuff it's like tantric a lot of breathing
05:08it's really interesting she's not like wait they just kind of give you advice and then they leave
05:13the rumor no no they're not they're not there sit there oh they don't hop into bed with you no I
05:18thought it's like a glorified I mean that is I'm sure that's out there as other form of therapy I
05:22don't think a woman climbing into bed with two gay guys is going to really heighten the mood I think
05:27that's the beginning of the end
05:34hey cheers
05:49I feel like it's still congratulations congratulations you guys look amazing
05:52together have you seen the ring have you seen the ring yeah wait wow he's delivered
05:58he's done such a good job hasn't he he could have spent a bit more to be honest
06:01you know what I mean nice little bit small no I'm kidding I don't see you buying any rings
06:05we're on good terms now Alice we're on good terms let's keep it that way you guys are great
06:12together honestly yeah you stole Vanders from us yeah no never you have started going out more
06:19though we went to that um sustainable fashion event didn't we yeah we ran into um Ruby and Julia
06:25as well there didn't we oh that was a fun how is Jules having a peep out of Jules a while
06:29she didn't seem too happy with us then did she I heard bits of this from Ruby but I want to hear
06:35your side what what was actually the vibe obviously I politely asked how she was getting on with
06:41so I politely asked how they were getting on and and she just went good yeah good it wasn't very convincing and I went yeah I went I'm pleasantly surprised whilst laughing
06:46was I laughing a little bit oh well I'm pleasantly surprised about them being in a good place and then she was like no one really expected them to laugh
06:53they both look miserable so it sounds like an awful place to be
06:58I mean she wasn't very descriptive
07:03exactly I mean like it I mean look with all the hardships they've been through if they were in a good place I'm sure she'd be shouting it from the rooftops how well and what he's been doing the gestures he's been making
07:14etc etc etc I think it was more her reaction to everything was so unnecessary I don't know why she was so bothered by the small things that you said
07:21listen I found it hard to be Tristan's friends over the friend over the last few years I can't imagine what it's like to be Tristan's girlfriend
07:27bless Jules honestly let's all pray for Jules
07:44they both deserve medals
07:46but I can tell you something who is really pissing me off at the moment and piss me off this whole trip is Temps he just grind my gears
07:53what was he doing he's not the Australian Temps I used to love hanging out with Temps good bloke loves a good time loves a beer
08:01didn't he get a tattoo for you
08:02he's got Bondi boys and
08:04were you included in the Bondi boys?
08:06yeah I was included yeah so you were very close
08:08wait do you have the tattoo?
08:09absolutely not
08:10it was a group tattoo which I believe only Temp got
08:15and what got me is anyone can have any opinions on me but when he speaks to Gaz in a particular tone
08:22and says his opinions to Yaz and makes her cry that's when I have a fucking problem
08:27do you think you would get back with her?
08:29I don't know what honestly what the future holds
08:31all I know is that I love hanging out with Yaz and we just had the best weekend together
08:34have a re���rel
08:36yes
08:37petties honey come on graphy come on
08:53come on
08:54This is fun. How are you doing, brother?
08:59Good. Still feeling it in my delts, but I'm good other than that.
09:02He's practising for, like, barging people up the way.
09:04Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sam.
09:06No, but I'm good. We missed you on the last day.
09:08Yeah, so I had to run. Had a few meetings back in London.
09:11No, you didn't. You had a little sulk and went off.
09:13Oh, yeah. No, no. You know what?
09:15It was a bit weird. With Yaz, obviously, we have had an amazing friendship
09:20and then we didn't speak for a while when she was with Sam.
09:22And then I was trying to look out for her
09:25when she, like, came back to London and wanted to hang out loads.
09:28And it annoyed me that she had lied.
09:32And I get it, like, at the dinner table,
09:34maybe for my part, it wasn't the right thing to be like,
09:37look, I'm going to call you out on this.
09:39But I almost felt like if I didn't, she would have said the truth.
09:41It kind of forced her to do it.
09:43Well, I don't think Sam's too happy with me either.
09:46Really?
09:47Yeah, I'm obviously... I've made Yaz cry.
09:49I want them to do what is right for them.
09:52But I think deep down we all know that they're not right for each other.
09:56And having five months away from each other,
09:58yeah, I do think they both have changed a bit.
10:00I think they are quite immature with each other.
10:02I'm just going to pause you there.
10:06You're saying we all know that they're not right for each other.
10:08I think they know that as well.
10:11Sam was saying some shady stuff to me.
10:13You're saying we all know that they're not right for each other.
10:30I think they know that as well.
10:33Sam was saying some shady stuff to me.
10:38He was like, what's the vibe between you and Yaz?
10:40What's she saying? Blah, blah, blah.
10:42And then I kind of turned it back to him and I was like,
10:45why are you asking? Is that something you want?
10:46You want to go back there?
10:48And basically he said, no, I don't think she's wife material.
10:53Oh.
10:54But then he still wanted something to happen that night.
10:57So then I asked him, I was like, are you just...
10:59Are you just trying to sleep with that?
11:01Just, you know?
11:02Yeah.
11:02And he was like, so he's basically...
11:05I can imagine him doing that.
11:06You just did it perfectly as well with his face.
11:08You know what? It's classic Sam.
11:10He doesn't want you to be with her
11:12and he actually doesn't want her to move on,
11:14but he doesn't want to be with her.
11:15That's why he was sizing me up.
11:16He was asking, you know, what do you do?
11:19How's the DJing going and this and that?
11:21And I was just thinking, mate, you sell flowers for a living.
11:23I'm not like...
11:24Plants, not even.
11:26Plants, yeah, yeah, well.
11:27So, I thought, let's do a picnic for him.
11:45That's nice.
11:46Yeah, because obviously he loves nature, I love food.
11:51So I thought...
11:52So I thought, how did this go down?
11:54He loved it.
11:55Did he?
11:55He genuinely loved it.
11:57But I did actually have to fill him in on the van pump stuff.
12:01Yeah, and it upset him,
12:02the fact that Vanders was kind of, like, backing me into a corner.
12:06It's like a little obsession.
12:07It's kind of bizarre.
12:08It is, right?
12:09It's so weird.
12:10And, yeah, Tristan just basically saying that Vanders is, like,
12:13the common cold.
12:13Like, he comes up every six months.
12:16If that's not a dad joke,
12:18what is a dad joke?
12:21It did land.
12:22I found it hilarious.
12:22I found everything hilarious.
12:24Okay.
12:24Guys, doesn't this feel so weird?
12:26Do you remember in the Maldives when we were all sat there?
12:28And Jazz came out to us.
12:29And now we're here.
12:30She's basically got a wife.
12:32I've got a wife.
12:33Guys, I genuinely didn't think that I'd be this, like, happy in my life.
12:38So sweet.
12:39Why is it not official?
12:41But you're all Insta-official, but not...
12:43Yeah, we're official everywhere else, to be honest.
12:45I think it's just waiting for the right time.
12:47And she's basically said to me, because, obviously, like, I'm very new to it.
12:49She's like, you've never asked out a girl.
12:51So I feel like she wants me to do it.
12:53Yeah.
12:53And I've been spending time in her ends, so it'd be nice to have her around Chelsea as well.
12:58Yeah.
12:59What's Essex like?
13:00Is it fun?
13:01Oh, you know what?
13:01I love Essex.
13:02I've never run faster.
13:04In the country roads.
13:05Is it country?
13:06Yeah.
13:06I'm literally running on the roads.
13:07I ran my fastest ever run around her area.
13:11So I think that's good.
13:12Good vibes.
13:13It's a good sign.
13:13Yeah.
13:14I do love Essex.
13:15Yeah.
13:16You can't leave us yet.
13:18No, I won't.
13:19I won't.
13:20Stay in Chelsea.
13:20Demi can come to Chelsea.
13:21Yeah, Demi can come to Chelsea.
13:39I'm not going to lie, I couldn't stand you a few months ago.
13:41Really?
13:42Not in, like, a mean, like, I hate you way, but more in a...
13:45But always wanted the best for me.
13:47Yeah.
13:48I did always want the best for you, to be fair.
13:50Because you always want the best for me as well.
13:51Yeah, cheers for moving on.
13:52Great.
13:53Classic.
13:54You would hate it if I moved on.
13:57Honestly, I really wanted to.
13:58I thought this was your guy.
14:00Who?
14:00Almond?
14:01Yeah.
14:02He was...
14:03Do you know what?
14:03He was actually a lovely guy.
14:04He was sweet.
14:05And I think he actually did tick some boxes.
14:06I wouldn't say he's...
14:07Listen, he's not dead, but it was.
14:10No, we should probably have a...
14:12Well, I probably should have a conversation with him.
14:14Yeah.
14:14I'm sure he doesn't want to hear from me.
14:16The highlight of my trip is obviously being with you.
14:18I had so much fun.
14:20Yeah.
14:20But then Temps, on the other hand...
14:23I've asked Temps to come here, and I just want an apology.
14:25I see Temps as one of our best friends.
14:28Yeah.
14:29Like, Temps away from Miles, Temps is the most adorable, loveliest man.
14:33He should always have our back, no matter what.
14:39I don't think anyone genuinely cares.
14:41Yeah, it's hard to care about me, though, I guess.
14:43It's so easy.
14:45LAUGHTER
14:45I like being close to you.
14:58We're both quite tactile people.
14:59We are.
15:00It's also difficult when you're in a restaurant and you have to go sit on the table opposite,
15:04and then you're like reaching across the table.
15:06Hi, guys.
15:08Hey, Sam.
15:09Hello.
15:10How are you?
15:11Good.
15:11How are you?
15:12Yeah.
15:13Not bad.
15:14Oh.
15:15Congratulations.
15:16Well, thank you very much.
15:17Very kind of you.
15:19Yeah.
15:19So, everything okay?
15:23You're like, um, I've been summoned.
15:26Yeah.
15:27Seems to be...
15:28It's not so much a summons, it's just a...
15:30It's more just a conversation, to be honest.
15:32I mean, we're great.
15:33We're amazing, because I know you think we're not.
15:36You've said that a lot of times.
15:37No, no, no, no.
15:38All I...
15:39Why do you giggle at everything?
15:40I'm really confused.
15:41I think things make me laugh.
15:43Okay.
15:44That reaction there made me laugh, just clarifying, needing to clarify that you guys are good.
15:49Yeah.
15:49It made me laugh.
15:51Yeah.
15:52No, I'm just confused.
15:53Like, your opinion's just so boring, and it's like, it's giving, like, you're weirdly obsessed
15:57with us.
15:58It's really...
15:59Yeah, it's really weird.
16:01Okay.
16:02I'm weirdly obsessed with you.
16:03Yeah.
16:03Why am I weirdly obsessed with you?
16:05Because you make comments all the time.
16:08It's like, it was so long ago.
16:10When did I make comments?
16:11I feel like you forget that, like, you and I dated, and you're genuinely the worst person
16:16I've dated.
16:17Like, I'm not even joking.
16:18Like, it was for two weeks.
16:19Yeah.
16:20Worst two weeks of my life.
16:21Okay.
16:21Um, before this gets out of hand.
16:23This is so boring.
16:25We know how we all feel about each other.
16:27Yeah.
16:27I feel like I've changed a lot in the last six months.
16:29All I'm saying is, can you just fucking put this to bed now?
16:31And if we're two adults here, trying to meet in the middle, this would seem like a reasonable
16:35compromise.
16:36I think Jules has fed things back.
16:37I think Jules has fed things back.
16:39She's been affected by what you've said, and it's frustrated her.
16:44Yeah.
16:45We're not friends, clearly.
16:46And I didn't have an opinion on your relationship.
16:48I just went, I'm pleasantly surprised.
16:50I'm entitled to think what I think.
16:52Are you being sarcastic?
16:53Yes.
16:54I am pleasantly surprised.
16:55I am pleasantly surprised.
16:56No, no, no.
16:57No, no.
16:58I am pleasantly surprised.
16:59No, no.
17:00You're being sarcastic.
17:01I'm surprised.
17:02You couldn't care less.
17:03You made a comment to have a reaction.
17:04And you got the reaction.
17:05And this is us saying, stop making the comments.
17:06Right.
17:07It's pretty simple.
17:08So there's very different situations.
17:09So irrelevant.
17:10No, it's not simple.
17:11It's comments.
17:12You know what?
17:13I'm actually pleasantly surprised that you and Alice are even engaged, because I'm pretty
17:16sure you were complaining about how she's never paid for a thing in her life.
17:19What?
17:20Yeah, you are.
17:21No, I've never.
17:22Yeah, no, you have.
17:23No, you have.
17:24I've never.
17:25I've never, ever, ever.
17:26That's why I'm just confused.
17:27You're engaged after six months and you're complaining about how she's never even offered
17:30to pay.
17:31Let me reply to that.
17:32Actually, that's completely incorrect.
17:33She has treated me amazingly since we've been together.
17:37On my birthday, she bought me a Romero suitcase.
17:40To say thank you for when I took her to Dubai, she bought me shoes.
17:44I don't know who's fed you this information.
17:46Your best friend.
17:47You're telling him in Dubai about how she's never even offered to pay for a coffee.
17:50I've never said that.
17:51I've never said that.
17:52No, you have.
17:53You said it to her as well, aren't you?
17:54No, Julia, you weren't there.
17:55You don't know.
17:56I'm just saying.
17:57You don't know.
17:58I'm just saying what you said to your best mate.
17:59That's all I'm saying.
18:00I didn't say it to my best mate.
18:01And I knew about this since you guys came back from Dubai.
18:02That's wrong.
18:03So someone's lying.
18:04So Rez is lying then, yeah?
18:05Yeah, yeah, fine.
18:06Let's clearly cut that out right now, because that's a lie.
18:09I'm just saying, you make comments about our relationship.
18:11I can make comments about yours then.
18:12And I'm just going to tell you that's a complete lie.
18:14You know that you've got a big mouth.
18:15Yeah.
18:16Vandermouth.
18:17You've got a nickname for a reason.
18:18All we're saying is keep our fucking names out of your mouth and everyone will be happy.
18:21Absolute pleasure.
18:22Good to see you.
18:23Thanks.
18:24Never a chore.
18:25How?
18:26That doesn't make sense.
18:27It's a pleasure.
18:28Never a chore.
18:29God.
18:30What a waste of my time.
18:46That was really nice.
18:47It was a fun evening.
18:48Oh.
18:49I didn't realise your caddy was coming.
18:51No, just best friend.
18:52Sarcastic Sam's back.
18:54Aww.
18:55I've seen way too much of you.
18:57I know you have.
18:58A little bit too much.
18:59I'm just here as a friend.
19:00Thank God.
19:01Hold his hand, please.
19:02A friend to Thames or a friend to who?
19:04Who are you friends with?
19:05Well, I'm here for a friend to Thames and also...
19:07Are you okay?
19:08To you.
19:09I've not heard from you.
19:10Before I get comfortable with what?
19:12I think you should apologise.
19:14Fucking hell, Sam.
19:16Don't swear.
19:17Right, what is the actual problem here?
19:19Because...
19:20Oh, let me explain.
19:21Go on.
19:22My issue with you is the fact you made Jasmine cry.
19:25If I have upset you and made you cry...
19:27Yeah.
19:28Sam, you weren't even fucking there, mate.
19:30I could hear Yaz crying.
19:31I had to run downstairs.
19:32She's okay.
19:33Not in shining armour.
19:34Because you're cuddling Armand.
19:35Check on her.
19:36Let's address the...
19:37I wasn't cuddling Armand, was I?
19:38There's two separate issues here.
19:39If you feel like I handled that in the wrong way and that's upset you and that's done something
19:44to our friendship, I'll hold my hands up and I'll talk to you about that issue.
19:48I think what happened is you came down to deliver the message in completely the wrong way.
19:52And then when I said something about it, you got defensive about it by how you reacted.
19:57No, but it's like, it's not that I delivered the message.
19:59For me, it was like, even if you didn't agree with anything, I feel like that wasn't the time to stay in front of this new guy.
20:05Dorset was so strange and actually the only person that was actually, that I had there was Sam.
20:11Right, so look, you've got a problem with me because I made your eyes cry.
20:15I just don't like how, yeah, you made your eyes cry.
20:17That for me, I just think it's unforgivable.
20:19I don't understand why you think I'd ever be okay to say, have a conversation with you guys in private,
20:23but to say that in front of Armand and almost embarrass her even more, I think it's too much.
20:28I think you know that.
20:29No, no, I don't.
20:30Make everything about yourself, it's not about you.
20:32Well, don't get me involved in anything then.
20:34You're the one getting involved, mate.
20:36Am I?
20:37Have I been on the other end of the phone when you broke up for the last five months speaking to you?
20:40Have I been a good friend to you?
20:41You know what?
20:42Can I be honest with you?
20:43You've been a shit friend.
20:44I've called you every single week to check in on you.
20:46You never even sometimes call me back.
20:48Shit friend.
20:49I think, to be fair, he is being a good mate.
20:51Why?
20:52I mean, there's a lot of things he could obviously say about that night that happened
20:56and also that Armand kind of shared with us, but he hasn't.
21:01Like what?
21:02About what you've said about Yaz.
21:05Well, that was interesting.
21:06Yeah.
21:07I think, to be fair, he is being a good mate.
21:08Why?
21:09I mean, there's a lot of things he could obviously say about that night that happened and also that Armand kind of shared with us, but he hasn't.
21:30Like what?
21:31About what you've said about Yaz.
21:33What, that I wasn't interested?
21:35That you didn't see that she was...
21:37No, you said...
21:38What was it?
21:39Coming from you.
21:40She's not wife and material.
21:41I would never say that because Yaz is wife and material.
21:45And then, after that, Armand said to Sam, what does that mean?
21:51Do you just want to sleep with her?
21:53And Sam apparently looked at Armand with kind of like a cheeky, chappy, alluding to that that's all that he wanted to do with you.
22:02Listen, I think Armand can say his piece now.
22:06Or my life.
22:07I'd never say that.
22:08But I'm not going to sit there and say, you know what?
22:09So what did you say?
22:10You know what? I'm not going to sit there and say, yeah.
22:11So what did you say?
22:12I never said that.
22:13So what did you say?
22:14I don't see why Armand would lie about that.
22:16I can understand why Armand would lie.
22:17Why?
22:18Completely.
22:19Because he just got mugged off in front of everyone.
22:21Right.
22:22Get out of like Armand, Yaz, and this for a second.
22:26Mate, you were fucking all over him that night.
22:28You agree that he's a good guy.
22:30He's a really good bloke.
22:31There we go.
22:32Yeah, I agree.
22:33Should he be sat there feeling like a knobhead because someone's delivered a message?
22:36Again, you're not letting me.
22:37This is pointless.
22:38It's pointless.
22:39Whoa.
22:40It's just pointless, me talking.
22:41No, it's not.
22:42You're allowed your opinion.
22:43You're allowed your opinion.
22:44As soon as I say how I feel about anything, it's completely...
22:45It's not about you.
22:46It's about Yazmin.
22:47Well, it is because you've called me in to fucking have a chat with you, Sam.
22:49Because I think you should say sorry to Yazmin.
22:50I brought you here to say sorry.
22:51I've literally just...
22:52And now you've said it, you can go.
22:53All right.
22:54Fuck you then, mate.
22:55Not bad.
22:56Okay.
22:57Well, that is not how I want things to go.
23:01Look, I'm going to leave you guys to it.
23:03Okay.
23:04I'm going to check on him and...
23:05All right.
23:06But I will message you and we'll sort something out.
23:07Okay.
23:08Always a pleasure, bro.
23:09See you soon.
23:10Hi, guys.
23:31I'm Victoria, your intimacy coach for today.
23:34So tell me who from you was the one to drag another person to this session?
23:40But it certainly wasn't me.
23:41So I've got my party coming up soon.
23:55I'm buzzing.
23:56Oh, my God.
23:57The theme is angels and demons, which I think is going to be fab.
24:00Thank you for giving me a plus one.
24:02Oh, of course.
24:03Promise won't disappoint.
24:04I'm excited to meet the plus one.
24:05Your plus one.
24:06I'm looking forward to it.
24:07Where is she?
24:08However, Ellen has been invited.
24:13Why?
24:14Are you okay with...
24:15No.
24:16She's a friend.
24:17But, like, if it's too problematic...
24:18Oh, my God.
24:19I'm sure we can, you know, give her a different date.
24:22But Kabir!
24:23I'm going to be...
24:24I've got me wife coming.
24:25Yeah, but you and your wife are so strong.
24:27And my wife and Ellen know each other.
24:29Oh.
24:30Yes, they've met before.
24:31Oh, okay.
24:32And Demi's, like, a bit, you know.
24:34So you could be cordial, but Demi might not be.
24:36I'm sure Demi will be fine.
24:37Demi's lovely, so she'll be...
24:39Oh, I'm sure she is.
24:40But I'm sure, like, she'll see Ellen and be like, it's on site.
24:42Yeah, but at the end of the day, Demi got the girl.
24:44Exactly.
24:45She won already.
24:46She's won.
24:47No, I've won.
24:48You're so nice, baby.
24:49Oh, you are so sweet.
24:50Guys!
24:51Gareth, what will be the ideal sex life for you?
24:56Describe it to me.
24:57Do you know what?
24:58With juicy details.
24:59I mean, basically, I would...
25:02I'm like a three to five a week sort of guy.
25:05And then I realised that after...
25:07Like your part three to five times a week?
25:09Yeah.
25:10Are you insane?
25:11You literally wrote a book called Lady and Chelsea.
25:15Don't raise your eyebrows like that.
25:17Only caring because my Botox is worn off.
25:19I know.
25:20And for Ollie, what needs to happen for you to feel...
25:27I like to call it to switch in a lover mode.
25:31Um...
25:34I don't know.
25:36Um...
25:37Barry White?
25:38I think...
25:39I think one can get quite bored of just a bedtime schedule.
25:45Mmm.
25:46Bedtime schedule.
25:48Or you go to bed and we often work from bed.
25:51Mmm.
25:52So is it about a place, a different novel place that create excitement and spices things up?
25:58Maybe, yeah, at different places, yeah.
26:03Mmm.
26:04It almost sounds like for Ollie, you can hear it from Ollie.
26:08Yeah.
26:09For Ollie novelty is so important.
26:12Gareth, do you have some ideas of what would you like to try and experiences you can bring to Ollie?
26:21In what sense?
26:22What's an example?
26:23For example, you can organise a beautiful date.
26:26I call it fuckation.
26:32It's like a fucking vacation.
26:34Okay, yeah.
26:35Two of you, together, trying.
26:38Fuckation.
26:39Fuckation.
26:40Fuckation, yeah.
26:41Maybe that's what we need, a fuckation.
26:44Fuckation.
26:47Sounds expensive.
26:48I've had a mare.
26:53Tell me.
26:54Have you ever met Vanderpump?
26:55Yes, a couple times.
26:56God, I feel for you.
26:57Honestly, I just thought, you know what, I'm just going to message Vanders and tell him, like, let's just have a chat.
27:03Like, let's have a conversation, like adults, because I cannot be asked for it.
27:08And then, um, I did bring up to Vanders about how, um, basically Vanders in the past has complained about how his fiancée's never paid for a thing, like never even offered to pay for a coffee.
27:19Oh, okay.
27:20Yeah, so I brought that up to him.
27:21Even though I've known about this.
27:22Why is he telling people that?
27:23Well, here's the thing.
27:24Well, he told his best name.
27:25He got to your damn self.
27:26He told Rez, and it's like...
27:27And obviously Rez told everyone.
27:28Exactly.
27:29The thing is, I've known about this for a while, but I just chose not to say anything because I don't care enough about their relationship.
27:35I don't think about them, and I'm not out to get them.
27:37But if he's taking swipes at your relationship, you're going to swipe right back.
27:39Exactly.
27:40I'm like, if you're going to give it, I'll give it to you right back.
27:42How did he react to that?
27:43Oh, my God.
27:44He was livid.
27:45Oh, so.
27:46Hi.
27:47Lil Jon.
27:48Hello.
27:49Oh, my God.
27:50Let's do.
27:51Oh, my God.
27:52Oh, my God.
27:53Oh, my God.
27:54Oh, my God.
27:55Oh, my God.
27:56Oh, my God.
27:57We meet again.
27:58We meet again.
27:59Nice to meet you.
28:00So nice to finally meet you, darling.
28:01Kabir.
28:02I've heard so much about you.
28:03Likewise.
28:05Oh.
28:06The wife's got style.
28:07The wife's got style.
28:08This is what we like to see.
28:09She's cool.
28:10She carries with us.
28:11Respect.
28:12No, I'm obsessed with you two.
28:13Like, look at them.
28:14She's so sweet.
28:15You guys suit.
28:16Do we?
28:17Yeah.
28:18Do we look good?
28:19Yeah, because you contrast each other really nicely.
28:21Yeah, I know.
28:22You're like the posh one.
28:23I'm like the little rough one.
28:24No.
28:25I'm like the little roughy already.
28:26No.
28:27Oh, my God.
28:28No, no.
28:29It's street style and, like, classic.
28:30Yeah, yeah, exactly.
28:31That's what it is.
28:32Yeah, yeah, exactly.
28:33I'm loving it.
28:34Yeah, cool.
28:35I've seen it.
28:36Oh, my God.
28:37How did you guys meet?
28:38It's actually through Yasmin, weren't it?
28:39Yas saw me and then she told Jazz, like, you'd really fancy them.
28:43And then Jazz slayed into my DMs, didn't you?
28:45I messaged her.
28:46And then what did you do after you?
28:47And then I unsent the message because it was...
28:49No, because I sent a fire emoji to one of her boxing stuff.
28:52Like, that's so awful.
28:54How did you feel about it?
28:55Oh, I was so shocked because, obviously, I've heard about Jazz
28:58and, like, I've seen you and stuff, but I did not know
29:01that she was, like, into girls or was dating girls.
29:03So I was thinking, oh, I remember rolling my eyes and thinking,
29:06oh, not another straight girl in the DMs.
29:08Not straight?
29:09Another heartbreak.
29:10But I think it was one of the first questions I asked you.
29:14Yeah.
29:15You said you was into girls.
29:16I was like, yes.
29:17Yes, get in there.
29:18Yeah.
29:19How, like, obsessed are you guys with one another from one to ten?
29:22Oh, we ask each other this every day.
29:23Oh, do you?
29:24I love that.
29:25But, like, ten means you're in love, don't it?
29:27Yeah, so we haven't said ten.
29:29We haven't said ten yet.
29:30Is it coming soon?
29:32It's a solid, like, 9.999.
29:349.9% are recurring.
29:36I was waiting for that.
29:37Yeah.
29:38Recurring, that's funny.
29:39Yeah, yeah.
29:40Oh, hello.
29:43Hello.
29:44Hi.
29:45How are you?
29:46How are you?
29:47Good to see you.
29:48Good to see you.
29:49Long time no see.
29:50Long time no see.
29:51What's going on?
29:52You ordered me some tea?
29:53Oh, hello. Hello. Hi. How are you? How are you? Good to see you. Good to see you, too. Long time no see. Long time no see. What's going on? You ordered me some tea. I got you tea. Do you like tea? Thank you. I thought you know I like tea. Do I know that? Yeah. Well, you know I don't drink coffee. Oh, yeah, that's true. So tea is my go-to. Your necklace says Yasmin.
30:23Yeah, it does. In Arabic. It does say that. Can Sam read Arabic? Sorry, what? Thank you for coming to meet me. No, thank you for reaching out. No, you know, after Dorset, I felt really bad and, you know, it all got a lot, you know, instead of having that conversation with you, I think it would have gone very differently, but it ended up being a situation between Temps and I. I actually saw Temps.
30:52Okay. And Miles. Nice. And they had a few things to say that you had told them. Okay. I was merely responding to their questions and opening up a little bit, but I didn't say anything bad. I don't know if there's anything specific that you heard that you're not happy with, but...
31:08No, nothing that's... I didn't lie, you know. I just don't believe that Sam would say those things. Whatever me and Sam have or the connection we have isn't a physical thing. It's not, it's nothing to that. It's like an emotional connection.
31:20I don't know what connection you guys have. I know, but that's... I was just relaying what I heard. I know, that's fine. And to be honest, it was for your protection. Why don't you have that conversation with Sam? Well, I will have that conversation with Sam. That's sweet, but I don't...
31:29I don't want you to be taken advantage of because you were my first buddy in this group. I know. And I feel bad for you to just be a physical thing for anyone, whether that's Sam or someone. I would never be a physical thing for anyone.
31:38Well, you... And I know that with Sam. Okay. Like, I definitely know that. Like, that is the last thing that would ever cross my mind with Sam. Like, ever. Like, it doesn't...
31:45I just don't want you to be taken advantage of. That's all it is. Yeah, but, Armin, like, I don't need you to tell me that about my ex-boyfriend of three years.
31:51Well, I'm just responding to what you're saying. No, I appreciate that you, you know, you care about me and stuff, but, like, boys, I don't know if you actually care about me. We've met twice. Do you know what I mean? Like, I don't...
32:01I wouldn't have driven you three hours if I didn't care about you. Also, I introduced you to my grandmother.
32:07Yeah, okay, worry. I don't do that with everyone. I know, but that was... Okay, your family are lovely, don't you? Like, they are a lovely family, like... Thank you.
32:15But, yeah, you don't need to worry about me. Thank you, though. Good. I'm glad.
32:24Please don't let me go. I know what I want, and I want it all. Don't make me beg for more. I know what I want, and I want it all.
32:38God, you guys are happy. We are happy, aren't we? Yeah. You're glowing as well. I'm glowing. You know what I am?
32:45I bumped into Thames and Miles yesterday. Right. Apparently, I said to Armin in Dorset that Yasmin is not marriage material.
32:54Yeah. I don't know when we're gonna... You know what kind of chat that is. It's when people aren't confident in themselves to get the girl, they have to slag the other people off.
33:03Listen, he then also, apparently, he asked me the question, do I want... Do I just want to sleep with her? And, apparently, I smirked.
33:09Would you ever see me talking about me and Yasmin's that private life? This is... I've never said a bad word about Yasmin. Never.
33:16You've never? Not in front of me. Never. Well, this is so funny. Like, and we seem to be in a very similar position to you.
33:22It's actually uncanny. Obviously, there seems to be something going on with Julia and Tristan. I was summoned by them to have a drink with them.
33:32Apparently, I... I am angry at Alice because I feel like I pay for everything in the relationship, which is...
33:40Our relationship is not transactional, for one. It's an engagement. And, firstly... So he should.
33:45Firstly, if I want... He doesn't. I hope she earns more money than me. That's the most stupid part.
33:50She said it came from my best friend, obviously, Rez. Of course, confirmed otherwise.
33:55And she's kept on saying that I... She... I was obsessed with her and Tristan.
34:01She was saying it was giving obsessed. It was giving deluded. I just think she's a joke and I need to talk to her about some of the things that she said about me.
34:10I found the DJ. I'm here with Armin. It's absolutely pumping.
34:27How are you? I'm good. Obviously... The last time we spoke was of sound attempt and was... Yeah. A bit of a...
34:31and how are you i'm good um obviously the last time we spoke was of sound attempts and was yeah
34:55a bit of a i don't say uncomfortable conversation but i think also there was a lot going on with
35:02different people's opinions and maybe my frustration was nothing really to do with you two
35:11just more the fact that we all want to be really close and i think we've just drifted apart
35:16over the last year really yeah i i don't know where you're where you're at with the friendship
35:21but i i want to work on us being us again yeah my only question is will sam have an issue with us
35:30reforming a friendship and actually put an effort into each other to be honest like it's not like
35:35sam and i are in a relationship together and equally i will not be any more in a relationship with
35:43someone that would affect my friendships but i just want to make sure you also you know that yaz who is
35:50super fun super energetic like okay look the almond thing i loved it because it looked like you guys
35:55were such a perfect match regardless of you guys not being a match or whatever be yourself again yeah
36:00because that is what everyone loves about you like you walk in the room everyone wants to see you
36:04everyone wants to talk to you um and i would hate for that to disappear again yeah oh i appreciate it all right
36:12thank you you're welcome
36:25thank you
36:36yeah well i i saw you earlier and i thought i'd just come over now and
36:40sort of say hi i thought it'd be good for us to sort of speak as well and sort of see and make sure
36:46there's no issue with us thanks for coming over yeah first of all thanks for coming over and
36:52obviously like checking in and that yeah no look it's all completely fine it just was very quick that
36:57i saw on socials and that's the only reason that i was a bit taken aback not the fact that you were
37:02dating other people like that's very very normal i was just like wow this is very quick and it's on
37:06social media and it felt a bit yeah wow that's the that's the thing like obviously i've been dating
37:13demi and i think we both were a bit taken aback at like the reaction that because we were trying
37:18to keep it low key yeah it was out of our control really yeah you've been like really mature
37:25about this situation yeah which i i really do appreciate and i do hold my hands up well i hope
37:30you have a lovely night ellen it's been so nice to bump into you hasn't it yeah no i'm glad that we
37:35have seen each other yeah me too and you see you later bye william
37:44had a nice night with you though i don't know why i'm just like really nervous why yeah i don't know
37:50well i'm not sure what's um no i just i really like having you like in my life me too and like
37:58i'm so scared because you have like all of me and i haven't given my all to someone in like a
38:06very long time i just i just see like a future with you like very long term like hopefully forever
38:13i don't want to speak too soon but hopefully forever jazz you know how we always say like
38:21like 99.9 percent yeah yeah and i feel like it's at a 10 now maybe
38:36oh you love me yeah is this you saying you love me i do love you yeah i love you too do you yeah
38:43i do oh my god i was so nervous to say i wanted to say it all night but i was just like so did i
38:52i'm in love with you yeah i'm in love with you too
38:59but my heart is like
39:01this party is insane like you've done such an amazing job everyone looks so good as well
39:16people look great yeah i'm really really i don't see many angels in the room do you
39:20no everyone's a demon everyone's a demon
39:31is it actually true that you will not take requests as a dj
39:40that is true i don't like to like what's the line of it if you get some like smoking hot girl come up
39:46to you what would you play like what's the level of how bad a song would you play to get a date with
39:52a girl depends how hot the girl is oh hello are we no you've dressed as a demon you are an angel
40:00you're a demon really why busy how are you boys how is my friend who's your friend temps
40:08i think you've dictated how things are between you and i yeah you made jasmine cry
40:11unforgivable well like if you don't want a friendship back then don't even bother talking
40:16to me we're hanging out with this guy every day what's the what's the correlation between me hanging
40:20out with armor i thought we're a bondo boy have you so have you shown him your tattoo
40:24please please please please have you seen this because it's what sam does when he's back up
40:28is up against the ropes he tries to belittle other people undermine other people to make
40:31himself feel better we've been here before i've heard that let's go back and see that you can
40:34see that i've got some do you mind if i have a chat with that one please i kind of want to watch
40:40no be an angel give me a drink come on absolutely not why am i going anywhere now what do you want to
40:45say no please be an angel i need to ask someone yeah good one say what you want to say demon to
40:50demon we need to have a conversation just say what you want to say sam wait hang on a second what do you
40:55want to get back with her what's the situation i can tell you something i won't be telling the dj
40:59you work here okay i'll be telling you okay so you want to get back with that it's none of your
41:04business you've said that we've had a discussion yeah in dorset yeah that i said that yas does not
41:10marriage material i asked you what's going on do you want to get back with her you're like nah and i
41:15was like why not okay okay look she's not wise material i was like is this just a you just want to
41:19shag then and you were like i've never said any of those things well man can i tell you something that's
41:23what happened i wouldn't say any of those things to her chauffeur i've known you for 10 minutes
41:26good one mate good one she loves my car more than yours i don't drive okay i know please don't be
41:30open about it okay i tell you something yeah i've got an opportunity for you okay let's hear it here
41:35we go we should pay off i sell some flowers yeah you come work for me i would love i need a little
41:40grafter i actually really see that in you i love hydrangeas i love loads of flowers i'd love to learn
41:45from you you love talking about my flowers yeah i don't really have anything to say to goodness
41:51all right go get us a drink then oh yeah good on i appreciate it good good all the best all right
41:57thanks champ
42:15hi hi hello how are you i'm good thank you doesn't seem like you are why i've heard you're saying a lot
42:24of things about me and my finances wow that was your fiance that originally said that he didn't so
42:32i just relayed it he did let me make that very clear to you i did not say that i work i have a
42:36well-paid job i'm pretty sure you don't do anything so i don't think you should be coming at me about
42:42finances okay but i'm just saying he said you hadn't even offered to pay for a coffee well i was complaining
42:48about it you bought him a suitcase like congrats we get it this is so laughable this is so laughable i
42:53bought him a present in dubai to say thank you i paid for many dinners when we're out there i don't
42:57need to explain this to you i think we need to move on from that the other thing you're doing is going
43:00around saying my fiance is obsessed with you no he is he is no he is sam was the one that had brought
43:07up tristan mine and tristan's relationship when we bumped into each other's shopping because your
43:10reaction was literally saying how happy i was for you guys and then all of a sudden he just comes at
43:15me he's like well i'm surprised you and tristan are still together he's the one that's bothered your
43:18reaction was so telling your reaction was i'm not gonna tell van der's my whole like relationship
43:23no one wants you no one wants you to tell anything about the relationship so is it bad i said it was
43:27good is that bad it was your reaction your reaction was so telling and then you suddenly start exploding
43:32for absolutely no reason all he's saying is he's pleasantly surprised he doesn't like your boyfriend are
43:36you surprised by that he's got an opinion he's allowed to have an opinion you're literally okay stop
43:40parrot it's really like you keep repeating parrot you're like a fucking llama you're spitting all over
43:44my face i'm not okay it's like i'm speaking to vandas it's like you repeat everything like the same
43:50thing again and again so laughable this is actually not worth my time how embarrassing this is for you
43:55to bring up another girl's finances to be honest i also don't feel like you guys will end up getting
44:00married either i don't yeah i don't see that oh you guys have known each other for like a week you're
44:07ridiculous you're actually ridiculous i think you're completely deflecting on the fact that your
44:11relationship is pretty shit no i'm so offended that was really good bye
44:29whoa very bavarian my plan is to move in with her you're never going to move in together we haven't
44:35been getting along that well recently don't ignore the warning signs you're not talking to jack you're
44:41really irrelevant right now i would love to hear you justify trying to get webex after you after
44:46you've fucked with something that you don't understand do not deserve my friendship and my
44:50apology what's happening with armin isn't he hanging out with zeno oh you're so fucking rude for no
44:56reason shut up honestly you were the one yapping at me being a bitch she has spoken inappropriately and
45:01you're still not saying that's not okay as well i'm done i'm getting fucking migrained