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00:00Hey everyone, Mr. Technodad here.
00:02Today is the second battle, a skills challenge.
00:04Testing many different Minecraft skills,
00:07like speed bridging, parkour, elytra, and more.
00:10If Dream wins, he wins $100,000.
00:13If Dequebus wins, it will be tied,
00:16and a Minecraft manhunt will be played as a tiebreaker.
00:19The first challenge is the elytra race.
00:21They will be flying through the air,
00:22racing through obstacles,
00:23trying not to become a low-poly pancake.
00:26First one to the finish line wins.
00:30Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
00:32What is happening?
00:32YES!
00:33Bye bye.
00:34Easy lead, easy lead!
00:37Ooh, you're saying bye-bye, dude.
00:40All right, yeah, shut up.
00:41OK, good boy.
00:42OK.
00:43Talk all you want.
00:44I'm just gonna shut up and focus.
00:51Oh my god.
00:54How'd that wall feel?
00:55Oh, how'd that wall feel?
00:58You gotta put your glasses on,
00:59I don't think you're just running into everything, bro.
01:02Are we going down?
01:04Oh, holy crap.
01:07Oh, my gosh.
01:08Oh, you're so far ahead.
01:10Yeah, it's over for you.
01:11It's actually over for you.
01:13Oh, I'm catching you.
01:15But you're not catching me.
01:16Oh, my gosh.
01:17Oh, I caught you.
01:18Oh, it's over.
01:20Bro, what?
01:22Oh, no, no.
01:23I'm right behind you.
01:24I can, like, smell your stupid stench.
01:27I'm really 10 blocks away from you, and I don't stink, bro.
01:29Oh, that's you.
01:30You're smelling your stupid stench.
01:31I'm heading you by, like, one centimeter.
01:33You're not ahead of me.
01:34You're behind me by three blocks.
01:38Oh.
01:39Oh.
01:40Oh, bamboo, look out.
01:43Oh, God.
01:45Oh, no, no, no.
01:46What?
01:46I hit him.
01:46What the heck?
01:48Oh, now we're dead.
01:49We're actually going to...
01:49What the...
01:50Holy crap.
01:53Oh, my God.
01:55I've won.
01:55I've won.
01:57I've seen a fish.
01:58I've seen a fish.
01:59I was...
02:00I was...
02:01I was...
02:04I was ahead.
02:08I was in...
02:10I went in double F5 mode.
02:11No, you're not going to gaslight me.
02:13I went in double F5 mode.
02:15I went in double F5 mode, and I saw you the entire time.
02:20Okay, stop.
02:21Now, why couldn't you do that in the PvP duel, buddy?
02:23No, no, no.
02:24No, no.
02:24I actually...
02:25You're lying.
02:26You're trolling.
02:26Okay, okay, let's look. Let's look. Let's look. I hit the damn thing as well. I was winning. I was 100% winning
02:36Let's check the replay
02:39It's a photo finish
02:40But unfortunately for dream the green Teletubby can clearly be seen in second place point for de Cuevas
02:50The second challenge the lava breeze they will be racing through a volcano
02:54Placing boats beneath them to jump off of which makes absolutely no sense, but it's cool. First person to ring the bell at the end wins
03:08It's nice
03:13I dream
03:19No, how'd you catch up?
03:24Please please please please
03:27Yes, I win
03:31No, no, no, no
03:37Easy win
03:40Where's the water?
03:43Get back here
03:45No, no, yeah, bye-bye. Oh
03:49Oh
03:51It's about dry. It's about power. We stay hungry. We devour
03:54Never back down never what
03:58God my way
04:00I got so
04:16Oh
04:22What oh come on. I didn't think I needed that
04:30No!
04:32No!
04:34GG
04:38Boom!
04:40Boom!
04:42Ah, I missed my jump up!
04:44I think I jumped on your boat!
04:46I landed on your boat!
04:48Aww, that was so cute
04:50We were made for each other
04:52Oh, good
04:54Don't leave me behind!
04:56No!
04:58No!
05:02Oh, bye bye
05:04I can't take it anymore
05:06I can't take it
05:16Are you coming back?
05:22Oh yeah, I'm here
05:24Come on
05:26Boom!
05:30Yes!
05:34Come on, please, please
05:36Dream watches DeCuevas exhibiting noob-like behavior
05:40But will his cockiness cost him around?
05:42Please!
05:44No!
05:54You just lost, buddy
05:56You just lost!
05:58It was pain!
06:00It was me, you idiot
06:02It was so clearly me
06:04It's not even funny, yeah
06:06Oh my god
06:08Go back to the- maybe your funk music was needed
06:10Maybe you need to put some funk music on and you do better next time
06:12Uh, I'm impressed
06:18The third challenge, the parkour race
06:20A parkour map to figure out who can move their mouse and press spacebar more accurately
06:24First person to ring the bell at the end wins
06:26Jesus Christ
06:36No!
06:38This is so bad
06:40Why'd we pick parkour for one of the freaking challenges, dude?
06:44I like it
06:50I can't get past the first part
06:52I'm not just gonna
07:00Nah, nah
07:02Can't take it
07:04Can't take it
07:06Can't take it anymore
07:10Alright, I'm locked in now? No?
07:12I'm just locked in
07:14What part are you at?
07:16At war?
07:18Give me...
07:20Give me comms, dude
07:22I'll give you my card
07:24I'll give you my card
07:26I'm just locked in
07:28What part are you at?
07:30Give me comms, dude
07:32I'll give you my coordinates
07:34I'm at the little skeleton heads part
07:36Am I close to you?
07:38It's not funny, bro
07:39Why'd you laugh at me?
07:40I don't know
07:42It was kind of humorous
07:44I don't know why you're cyberbullying me
07:46Cancel the dream!
07:48Cancel the dream!
07:50Oh, it's different!
07:58Oh, god
08:00Nah, bro
08:02I'm gonna...
08:06Dude, do not...
08:07Do not use the replay
08:09mod on me for this part
08:10Oh...
08:15Oh! Wait, I found a cheat code
08:19Ha-ha!
08:20Oh, man
08:22Work smarter, not harder
08:25Oh, I see the ant
08:26No...
08:27Freaking way
08:28I'm still on the scope
08:29And I can't...
08:30I don't know how to do this
08:31Like I...
08:32I don't know what I'm doing, bro
08:33Like I'm...
08:34Oh, no!
08:35I missed the last jump
08:38Bad boy Halo can kick rocks, bro
08:42Okay, I have one jump, please
08:45Miss! Miss! Miss! Miss! Miss!
08:46I did it!
08:47GG!
08:49That was not a good game, bro
08:50That was an awesome game
08:52That's the true representation of Minecraft skills
08:55Right there
08:57It's all that counts
08:58Parkour is like equivalent to building in Minecraft
09:00Like...
09:01No, it's not
09:02Oh, come on
09:03He's gonna go build a house
09:08The fourth challenge
09:09The Ice Boat Race
09:10Boats move quickly on ice
09:11So they will be racing at top speed on an ice road
09:14First person to slip past the finish line three times wins
09:17Three times wins
09:26Boop! Go!
09:27Boop!
09:28Boop!
09:29Oh...
09:30That's anticlimactic
09:32Uh oh
09:33Oh god
09:35Wait, I'm actually like...
09:37Clapping you
09:38I'm catching up
09:40Why am I clapping here right now?
09:41You're literally being clapped
09:44Alright, I'm getting the hang of this
09:47I'm catching you
09:50I'm almost passing you
09:52Bro, you are not catching me
09:53You are not
09:54Wait, what?
09:55Like in the forest
09:56I'm going
09:59Oh ho ho
10:00Oh my god
10:01Now we're chillin'
10:03Oh ho ho ho
10:04Oh yeah, slow down
10:06Oh, that's beautiful
10:08Why is this even in the stupid skills challenge?
10:10It's writing a book
10:11Because I'm better at it than you
10:12Yeah, but that's not
10:13That's so stupid
10:14It's not a Minecraft skill
10:15Okay
10:16It is a Minecraft skill
10:17Yeah, yeah, it's a Minecraft skill
10:18Congrats
10:19It's like the stupidest Minecraft skill in history
10:20I think you're just a wee bit salty on better than you to be honest
10:23I'm gonna win
10:24No!
10:25Oh my god I almost flung off
10:26How's winning workin' out for you?
10:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
10:33No!
10:35I'm on fire
10:36Yeah, okay
10:37Bye
10:38I just went past the start line, dude, let's go.
10:43Oh my god, I'm just in the stupid lava.
10:47Why can I not do this?
10:50This is so dumb.
10:52I hate you, DuClarus.
10:54The finish line!
10:55No way, you're just there.
10:57I'm about to get there my second time.
10:58Alright, lap one, lap one.
10:59I'm done, I'm done.
11:00You're done with lap two.
11:01No, you're not.
11:02You're lying.
11:03You have to listen to drift punk and it gets you in the right headset.
11:09Okay, I'm done with lap two, no?
11:11I'm done with lap two.
11:12You're not laughing me.
11:13I cannot let you laugh me.
11:15Hey bro, I'm catching those green little sheiks ears.
11:22Why am I going sideways?
11:23What is this?
11:24I feel like this ice is faster as well.
11:26I suck.
11:27I'm so bad.
11:28I'm like the worst Minecraft player in history.
11:31Uh.
11:32Wait, what?
11:33Am I going backwards?
11:34You're going the wrong way.
11:35What?
11:36And DeCuevas has lapped Dream.
11:38Embarrassing him and putting his ice boat racing skills into serious question.
11:42Oh my gosh.
11:43No way, bro, you're going the wrong way.
11:45Oh my god.
11:46You lapped me.
11:47Are you kidding me?
11:48Oh, you are a funny little muffin, aren't you?
11:52Um, so yeah, you just stand absolutely no chance.
11:55Don't you?
11:56I'll take it still.
11:57You know, I'll like relax.
11:58I want you to see me.
12:00I just passed.
12:01I just passed you.
12:02Yeah, but watch.
12:03I'll catch you.
12:04I'll see you.
12:05I'll catch you.
12:06Wait, stop.
12:07No, no, no.
12:08But yes!
12:09Yes!
12:10Lap 2!
12:11Oh yeah, but guess what?
12:12I just finished lap 2.
12:13I'm done!
12:14I finished lap 2.
12:15Wait, actually?
12:16Yes!
12:17I lapped you.
12:18I know.
12:19I forgot.
12:20I'm just so stupid.
12:21Why is that?
12:22That's such a dumbass.
12:23That doesn't even count.
12:24That's like a half a point.
12:25That's like a third of a point.
12:26I finally found something dreams bad at.
12:28No.
12:33The fifth challenge.
12:34Bow.
12:35They will be taking turns trying MLG bow shots.
12:37If one person hits the shot and the other player misses, the player who misses gets a letter.
12:42The first person to spell pig loses.
12:44For those of you who don't know how to spell pig, it's P-I-G.
12:48Alright, I'll go first.
12:49I'll go first.
12:50I'm riding the boat from here.
12:51I'm going to hop out.
12:52And then I'm going to shoot the sheep.
12:54Okay.
12:55Miss.
12:56Yeah!
12:59Please!
13:00You're going to lose easily.
13:02Alright, I'm going to hit.
13:03I'm going to shoot from here.
13:04I'm just going to hit this target.
13:05I bet you you can't even hit it.
13:06You weren't hitting that.
13:07You weren't hitting that.
13:08You weren't hitting.
13:09Alright.
13:10Wow.
13:11Okay.
13:12Simple, nice and easy one.
13:14There we go.
13:15From way back here.
13:18Hit the sheep if you suck at my-
13:19Boom!
13:20Right there, buddy.
13:22Yeah, I reckon right about there.
13:26Yes!
13:28Still in the game.
13:29Still in the game.
13:30I'm going to TNT, jump, and hit the sheep.
13:32That's it.
13:33If you wanted to-
13:35Oh.
13:37That was really hard.
13:38You're right here on this platform.
13:42You have to-
13:43Fruitberry bridge.
13:44Why?
13:45Well, this isn't the bridging technique.
13:47This is the bow.
13:48Yes, yeah.
13:52What?
13:53Yes!
13:54Alright, good luck.
13:55I don't even-
13:56I've never-
13:57What do you mean Fruitberry's bridge?
13:58I don't even know what that is.
13:59Okay, alright.
14:00Speed bridging.
14:01I'll accept speed bridging.
14:02That's fine.
14:03And you're going to miss anyways.
14:05Oh.
14:06Alright, fine.
14:07Let's go.
14:08Alright, fine.
14:09PP.
14:10Alright, you just go straight up and shoot that sheep right in the booty.
14:13Oh.
14:14Yeah, you suck.
14:15I'm doing it.
14:17Crap.
14:18Alright, well I already got one practice run in, so I'm definitely going to hit it this time.
14:23Oh.
14:24Yes!
14:25Alright, let's just keep doing that.
14:26Oh, you're going to miss, so I guess that's fine.
14:29Alright, TNT, land on the slime block and then shoot that one.
14:34That's just cap.
14:35This is not going to happen.
14:36On gang, I'm going to miss.
14:38And we have liftoff.
14:39He's attempting to TNT launch himself high into the air.
14:43Land on the slime block.
14:44That's the easy part.
14:45Bounce and hit an incredibly difficult bow shot in midair.
14:48I know his mother is watching at home.
14:50And if he pulls this off, she will finally be proud.
14:56I'm going to do the same thing, but I'm going to hit it.
15:05Holy moly.
15:06What a boom.
15:07What a boom.
15:08You're going to miss the slime block.
15:09Crap.
15:10I was really hoping you missed that.
15:11Oh, you aim way higher.
15:12Right here.
15:13Jump off 360 and hit the target.
15:15Yes.
15:16Oh God.
15:17I'm going to miss.
15:18Ain't no way.
15:19You so barely got it.
15:20You got strength alone.
15:21Let's see what you got there.
15:22Oh my God.
15:23I have PI.
15:24You're kidding me.
15:25Wait, I'm winning this.
15:26You're winning.
15:27All right.
15:28Your turn again.
15:29Jump off here.
15:30Slime block.
15:31Sheep.
15:32Right up the sheep's booty cheeks.
15:33All right.
15:34I'll do the same thing as you.
15:35Slime.
15:36Sheep.
15:37Boom.
15:38You just love the copy.
15:39It's just the same.
15:40I just saw you couldn't do it.
15:41And it seemed like I could do it.
15:42So.
15:43All right.
15:44Yeah.
15:45But watch this.
15:46Cause I'm going to do it now.
15:47Hello bro.
15:48P.I.
15:49Let's just do that again.
15:50Jump off.
15:51Slime.
15:52Sheep.
15:53Boom.
15:54Boom.
15:55Boom.
15:56Boom.
15:57Boom.
15:58Boom.
15:59Boom.
16:00Boom.
16:01Boom.
16:02Boom.
16:03Boom.
16:04Boom.
16:05Boom.
16:06Boom.
16:07Boom.
16:08I'm hitting this stupid TNT jump.
16:15I'm, I'm yell for you and call you daddy if you hit this.
16:18Game over.
16:19Game over.
16:20Game over!
16:21Game.
16:22Over!
16:23Nah bro, I got to go.
16:25And I gotta meow and call you daddy.
16:27Game over!
16:28All right, go ahead and hit it.
16:29Hit the shot.
16:30Hit the shot.
16:31Oh, that's not even close.
16:32I didn't even see where your arrow went.
16:33Oh, it's there.
16:34GG!
16:35You got pig.
16:36The sixth challenge, speed building.
16:37Both will be shown a simple build that they have to recreate quickly.
16:53The first person to recreate the build gets a point.
16:56First one to five points wins the challenge.
16:58Alright, let's see the first build.
17:00What is it?
17:01What is it?
17:02What is it?
17:03What did bad boy Halo decide for us?
17:08I didn't know we're going there!
17:10Oh my god.
17:11I built it.
17:12I also made mine extra long as well.
17:14Dream wins the tiny wiener competition.
17:16Will that help him finish quicker in future rounds?
17:19Probably not.
17:20But the jokes write themselves.
17:22Portal.
17:23Uh, how big is it?
17:25I don't know how high to go.
17:27I think this.
17:30What?
17:31No, I'm too high.
17:33Wait, I think I'm too high.
17:35What the heck?
17:36Yes!
17:37No!
17:38You're kidding me.
17:39I was one too high.
17:40I was one too high.
17:41I did too.
17:42I did the same thing.
17:43What?
17:44What?
17:45Oh wait.
17:46Nah, I win this.
17:47I've been training my whole life for this.
17:48No, there's no way you win.
17:49There's no way you win.
17:50There's no way you win this.
17:55God, I'm so slow.
17:56I'm so slow.
18:00Come on, come on.
18:01All the TikTok haters said I was training for a stupid fight.
18:05Little did they know.
18:09Come on.
18:10I'm almost done.
18:11I'm almost done.
18:12Yes!
18:13Oh my god.
18:14I didn't even plant a single seed yet.
18:15I was almost planting a seed.
18:16You're better at building wieners, but I'm better at planting seeds.
18:20Alright, I'm ready.
18:21I'm ready.
18:22I'm ready.
18:23Oh!
18:24End portal.
18:25I'm just gonna guess.
18:26Oh god.
18:27I messed up.
18:28Why am I messing up?
18:29I'm so trash.
18:30Yes!
18:31Oh my god.
18:32I'm so slow.
18:33Why was I so slow?
18:34I'm trash at this game.
18:35I messed up so much.
18:39Oh!
18:40A full beacon, bro.
18:41What?
18:42Oh my god.
18:43Why am I so slow?
18:49I'm like, I'm just, I'm missing stupid stairs as well.
18:53Oh no, it's the other one.
18:54I trained for this.
18:55I literally trained for this.
18:56This challenge was made for me, bro.
18:58Boom!
18:59I'm so bad.
19:00Like, oh my god.
19:01I just got like, annihilated.
19:02Ah!
19:03I hate this.
19:04I hate building.
19:05This is, this is so stupid.
19:06Give me a hug.
19:07Give me a hug.
19:08I'm not giving you a hug.
19:09Just stop.
19:10Go.
19:11Go back to your stupid thing.
19:12This is so stupid.
19:13I'm locked in.
19:14I'm locked in.
19:15I'm locked in.
19:16I'm actually locking in.
19:17Bro, it's not locked in.
19:18I'm locked in.
19:19Go!
19:20Show us another build.
19:21What is this?
19:22What the heck?
19:23I gotta study this one.
19:24Oh god.
19:251, 2, 3, 4, 5.
19:27Wait.
19:28I think it's easy actually.
19:30Oh shoot.
19:31Wait.
19:32What?
19:33What?
19:34What?
19:35What?
19:36What?
19:37No!
19:38I placed the lever the wrong way!
19:39I placed the lever the wrong way!
19:41That is so stupid!
19:42You should have gotten that one.
19:43I did it but then I, oh my god.
19:45You like, you like Enrods.
19:46You should have, you should have gotten this one.
19:48I played, I beat you and I placed it the wrong way.
19:50I placed the lever facing the wrong way.
19:52Wait.
19:53You won!
19:54That's 5.
19:55You won!
19:56Oh wait.
19:571, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
19:59Oh yeah.
20:00Wait.
20:01I won 5 of them.
20:02Oh.
20:03Okay.
20:04Congrats.
20:05You won like a useless, like this is so stupid.
20:06This is useless.
20:07No, no, no.
20:08This is, this is true Minecraft.
20:09Yeah.
20:10Congrats.
20:11When are we, when are we building an end portal in Minecraft?
20:12Like as if you ever do it.
20:13Uh, when you're speedrunning?
20:14Yeah, you build an end portal when you're speedrunning.
20:16That sounds accurate.
20:17Stand in front of it.
20:18Since you lost, you gotta stand in front of it and let me.
20:20No, that's not, that's not.
20:21You get, you stand in front of it.
20:23Alright, fine bro.
20:24If you really want me to.
20:29The 7th challenge.
20:30Water drop.
20:31There's a small water hole that they both have to dive into.
20:34The hole will get smaller until someone misses the hole and loses.
20:38I will not be making any jokes about this.
20:40Alright.
20:41Well, I guess we can just kind of go whenever.
20:43Okay.
20:44Well, I guess we'll start.
20:45Easy.
20:46Alright.
20:47I got it too.
20:48Alright.
20:49Why are you eating?
20:50Alright, fine.
20:51I'll go.
20:52It's fine.
20:53Did you make it?
20:54Aw, dang it.
20:55Dude, let's jump at the same time.
20:56I hit you for nothing.
20:57Yeah.
20:58No, no, no.
20:59No, no, no.
21:00No, no, no.
21:01No, no, no.
21:02No, no, no.
21:03No, no, no, no.
21:04No, no, no, no.
21:05No, no, no, no.
21:06We're not friends.
21:07Yeah, we're not friends.
21:09Okay.
21:10So long, sucker.
21:13I feel like we could just do this forever.
21:19Holy crap.
21:21Spank, spank.
21:23Oh my god.
21:26I made it too.
21:28Bye bye.
21:29Bye.
21:30Bye bye.
21:31Nope.
21:32Not today.
21:33Not today, dream boy.
21:34Yeah, I reach.
21:35Trying to hit me now, are you?
21:36Nope, nope.
21:37Get combo.
21:38Get combo.
21:39Aw, surely you die.
21:40Surely you die.
21:41No, really.
21:42We're gonna be doing this forever.
21:44Yes.
21:45You made it?
21:46How'd you make it?
21:47No.
21:48That was easy.
21:49Jump.
21:50Yes.
21:51Okay.
21:52Ah.
21:53Jump.
21:54Uh oh.
21:55Uh oh.
21:56Uh oh.
21:57Uh oh.
21:58Uh oh.
21:59Uh oh.
22:01Yes!
22:02jump yes ah jump yes yes yes my god you're in my way I can see
22:32this is gonna go on forever like actually when we make it smaller we do a trapdoor and do
22:39like it in the middle all right if you insist trapdoor okay well ladies first all right
22:47here we go okay oh we did some crazy magic oh you made it oh I made it too will you make
22:55it again nice I'm almost catching you you're taking your time you're not catching and hey
23:06there's no rules there's no time limit all right look okay so we just change it from trapdoor
23:09let's make it smaller we do the amethyst thing uh oh you're just gonna take the lead please
23:16die it's just done just like that come on please please please yes go go after this next one
23:22we'll change it to the smaller amethyst crystal here jump behind me go go I'm going don't
23:29you worry okay all right look we're changing to the smaller one now jump and he dies I have
23:36a feeling you're gonna lose this one like this is pretty tough no I don't lose see I lose
23:45all right let's see how many times you can do that in a row all right there we go we'll
23:54change it after this one to the bigger one okay nah it's actually not possible all right
24:02I'll show you how it's done bro's gonna die making me move himself dude I swear to god it
24:09look even through the crystal there's no way it's possible yes let's go
24:18yeah you're not making that all right search g now please please please please yes okay I
24:28mean we could keep running this one if you want or is there like a harder one I don't know
24:31what's harder than the crystal I feel like I don't think there's anything harder I don't think so I
24:35think so I think we've done the hardest thing it is too good at coming in holes I don't really
24:40want to do a tie because I feel like I I feel like I would just win if we kept going but I
24:45guess if you feel the same way then I guess I'd be down to handshake on a tie all right come
24:52here well I need to be in survival mode I guess okay okay that's not okay all right look okay
25:02we'll tie we tie on water drop the eighth challenge trident race using tridents with riptide
25:12enchantments to leap around the water course first person to complete three laps wins something
25:18something aquaman okay hold on oh what oh what I messed up twice easy win
25:29oh god I'm actually doing so bad
25:32oh god I'm actually doing so bad
25:36alright I think I kicked bud
25:38catch up
25:39nah
25:41free win
25:44free win
25:45free win
25:46oh where are you
25:47wait you're miles behind me bro
25:49I don't even see you
25:58oh
26:00what I'm going backwards
26:01jesus
26:02bro no
26:03no way
26:05this is really not good
26:08bro's going backwards
26:10oh my god
26:11this is the worst
26:12I actually I cannot not hit things
26:17oh shoot I actually don't even see
26:19wait you're such a liar
26:21oh wait you're such a liar
26:22oh you're such a liar
26:23oh you're such a liar
26:24oh
26:25I'm ahead
26:26nah I was talking
26:27I was talking so much
26:28can I lose
26:29oh god I
26:30of course I mess up
26:32what is this I suck
26:33you suck
26:34where'd you go
26:37I don't even see you again
26:38I don't even see you again
26:39I don't know where you are
26:40I'm probably so far behind it
26:41I don't see you
26:42I don't see you
26:43also
26:45throw two laps to catch up
26:46that was not catching up
26:48let's be honest here man
26:52I got a direct link on the last lap of the way of a cook
26:54oh
26:55oh
26:57oh
26:58oh
26:59dream
27:00uh oh
27:01two out of thirty
27:03i'm so far behind
27:06am i going to have you
27:08practice
27:09I'm going to have you
27:10to practice
27:11am i gonna have you
27:12to practice
27:13am i going to have you
27:14practice
27:15am I going to have you
27:17practice
27:20practice. Am I going to laugh at me?
27:23You're not going to laugh at me.
27:25I'm definitely going to laugh at you.
27:46I do the same thing every time.
27:50I'm waiting for you. Hey, Adrian, Adrian.
28:06Oh my God.
28:08I actually couldn't finish because you did that.
28:10That was so stupid.
28:12I just actually sucked.
28:13I did so bad.
28:14It's okay, man.
28:15I did so bad.
28:16It wasn't even like, oh my God.
28:17We all have our moments.
28:18We all have our moments.
28:19That is not like a testament to your skill to play this.
28:21That's like I did.
28:22I would have a toddler probably could have beaten me.
28:24That was so stupid.
28:26No.
28:27That was the difference.
28:28Come to me below.
28:29the ninth challenge speed bridging the first person to bridge the gap and ring
28:36the bell wins the challenge
28:43oh you're cringe you're so cringe
28:48what the heck why am i bridge no
29:00oh you're about to be homeless
29:04catch back up to you
29:11what how did you survive that
29:20easy what
29:25come here jean come here jean
29:33give me your money
29:34you're joking manhunt time
29:46i won you hardly even sped bridge the entire time
29:57easy you're kidding me you're
29:59actually joking
30:02you didn't you barely even get any damn speed bridging
30:08nope this is my bow i own this
30:11let's see that from another angle this time from the side
30:18yep still failed let's see it in slow-mo
30:22oh too short you know what i want to see this some more let's see the bottom angle
30:27down he goes i love watching this let's see that from the top angle
30:32oh man it's all right dream you'll get him in manhunt and that wraps it up for today
30:39winner of the skills challenge is taquavus who saw that coming congratulations taquavus that means
30:46the next up will be dream versus taquavus manhunt for all the marbles which is to say the hundred
30:52thousand dollars i will be watching that video rather than commentating so this is my sign off
30:57thanks to everyone at home who watched what a thrill ride this was i'm so glad i got to be here
31:03with you guys to see all this go down thank you bad boy halo for organizing the games and thank
31:08you cardi craft for building the maps if you guys want to see how you would do in these games bad
31:12boy halo put up a minecraft server so you can skill duels.com thanks for watching and make sure
31:16you subscribe oh play it again one more time one more time it's so good techno would never let him live
31:26this down