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00:00Where the heck are we?
00:02Must be in the river.
00:04Gotta make it to the end.
00:06I bet you can't get there before me.
00:08Cheater!
00:10See you later.
00:12They're monkeys.
00:14You deserve it.
00:16Come on.
00:18Alright, let's see.
00:20I've never driven a boat before
00:22but it looks like I'm about to make a boat for myself.
00:24Stop making jokes and focus on the race.
00:26I was about to make a boat for myself
00:28but you just did it to me.
00:30I can't believe you did it to me.
00:32That was Casey. How dare you?
00:34I don't know what happened.
00:36No, you don't.
00:38I'm going to beat you.
00:40Don't you dare.
00:42No, no, no.
00:44This is called the river race.
00:46It's a river.
00:48Wow.
00:50Look at us.
00:52What are we wearing?
00:54This is awesome.
00:56Let's try it out.
00:58Check it out.
01:00Guess we're not lying around, Aaron.
01:02I'm a pig?
01:04You look exactly the way I remember you.
01:06I must be the strongest animal of them all.
01:08You're a meerkat?
01:10Porcupines need a haircut.
01:12So we're hyenas, Casey.
01:14Wait.
01:16There's a little sphere.
01:18Look at the porcupines.
01:20That's not a good idea.
01:22It does not. What are you talking about?
01:24But it would be so cute if it did.
01:26We could just get it and put it in a paint
01:28and then make it all cute.
01:30Let's see.
01:32Hey.
01:36We got to win.
01:38What are we even playing?
01:40I'm pretty sure they're porcupines.
01:42They're cute.
01:44I've got 16.
01:46Hey.
01:48We get to pick a house.
01:50That's probably because I got 33.
01:52You got something in you.
01:5412.
01:56Oh my gosh.
01:58Look how cute it is.
02:00Aaron, I want this one.
02:02Nice.
02:04Second?
02:06I see that too.
02:08Does that mean we have to pick one of those too?
02:10Yeah.
02:12We got a big scary skull or a house.
02:14Which house should we get?
02:16This one looks cool.
02:18Come on. Let's do it.
02:20What the?
02:24We're stuck with this?
02:26You get the cool shadow blade.
02:28That's so cool.
02:30Now the house is chosen.
02:34Look at your little hut.
02:36Our tree house.
02:38This is pretty good.
02:40Home sweet boring home.
02:42It's for the best. That way we can do it all on our own.
02:44I know.
02:46I was thinking that maybe the babies would be here.
02:48You thought the house was just going to have babies sitting in it?
02:50I mean I get it.
02:52But I want to skip a step.
02:54Gross.
02:56This house isn't cute at all.
02:58I'm sure we can fix this up with a bit of elbow grease.
03:00It'll be fine.
03:02I like the house too.
03:04I'm going to go take a look.
03:06It's a monkey.
03:08There's more monkeys.
03:10Aaron, I want the monkeys.
03:12No.
03:14Baby or monkey.
03:16Don't use the net for that.
03:18Wait.
03:20They've got the babies.
03:22I don't know why I have the baby but I need it.
03:24More monkeys.
03:26I got it.
03:28Aaron.
03:30I got more monkeys.
03:32These are our monkeys.
03:34Not if I grab it first.
03:36Get back here.
03:38I better have so many babies.
03:40I got so many.
03:42I think that's all the babies.
03:44I'm saving the babies.
03:46Oh my gosh.
03:48There better not be like 50 babies in there.
03:50I said many babies.
03:52Why do I have one baby?
03:54It's so cute but why one baby?
03:56Daddy didn't want any more than one baby right now.
03:58I wanted more.
04:00What's going on?
04:02Our baby is a monkey and it's on fire.
04:04Your baby monkey.
04:06I got it.
04:08That's not our problem.
04:10Our house is made of tree.
04:12Agreed.
04:14The baby is adorable.
04:16What are we going to feed her?
04:18Maybe a monkey.
04:20Feed the baby a monkey?
04:22It's nature.
04:24Nature is scary.
04:26They are animals.
04:28Looks like they are doing something.
04:30Wait.
04:32It's a pond.
04:34A watering hole.
04:36Maybe I can fish for something.
04:38Monkeys don't even eat fish.
04:40They are mine.
04:42I guess we all have the same idea.
04:46That is not a fish.
04:48Pimples are deadly.
04:50Pimples are worse than sharks.
04:52Where are we?
04:54Wait.
04:56It's an event I have to do on my own.
04:58We have to get food for the babies.
05:00Why is everything...
05:02I don't know if I like this.
05:04Careful Casey.
05:06We have to fend for our babies.
05:08I have to hunt.
05:10I have to find food.
05:16Avoid the hungry hippo.
05:18Avoid the quicksand.
05:20Let's put the raw pork in there.
05:34We have food.
05:36We can eat.
05:38Mom is gone.
05:40We have to hunt.
05:42Are you going to eat the baby?
05:44I was going to eat the baby.
05:46I don't think you are lying.
05:48I have food to feed the baby.
05:50We don't have to eat the baby.
05:54Ian.
05:56How could you do this to our baby?
05:58We have to feed the baby.
06:00What is going on?
06:02What did you do?
06:04He put the baby in a hole.
06:06You guys are monsters.
06:08How about you try being constantly exploded
06:10by a monkey throwing bananas.
06:12I'm staying inside.
06:14I'm just a bad dad Ian.
06:16Maybe you are.
06:18Wait.
06:20It's another item.
06:22I want to use this.
06:24It's bug fun.
06:26What happened to us?
06:28I hate bugs.
06:30Eat the bug.
06:32We have to eat the bug.
06:36Now I get to eat you guys.
06:42You are too big.
06:46I don't know if you are going to win this.
06:48I'm too big to lose.
06:50I have to win this for our family.
06:52I can't move.
06:54I'm stuck.
06:58I'm just eating you guys.
07:00Now that we are back.
07:02Let's see.
07:04Wait a minute.
07:06I think we got our own buggies.
07:08We have a bug.
07:10It's a buggy pet.
07:14It's pretty cool.
07:16It's cute.
07:18I don't know.
07:20I hate bugs.
07:22I'm going to go see what's going on over there.
07:24Tell me your drama girl.
07:26What's going on over here?
07:28It's a cute kitty.
07:30You got a centipede.
07:32I see why you don't like it.
07:34This one is absolutely bad.
07:36I don't like the buggies.
07:38It's not that bad.
07:44Where do we go?
07:46What's happening?
07:48Don't get trapped.
07:50This isn't good.
07:52Oh no.
07:56Everyone knows rhinos can't climb.
07:58Is that a thing you learned from National Geography?
08:04How about we use the monkey as bait?
08:08How dare you Ian.
08:10That's our baby.
08:12That's bad Ian.
08:14It's coming this way.
08:18I'm tired of this big bully coming around.
08:20Come here you.
08:22Where did he go?
08:24You got him?
08:26I don't think you got him guys.
08:32I think it's actually coming up guys.
08:36If I can't use the monkey as bait.
08:42I survived.
08:46We got this.
08:48Oh no.
08:52We got this.
08:54Nice rhino.
08:58I got a house upgrade.
09:00Neat.
09:02Hey guys you're back.
09:06That's what it said.
09:08I want to see what the house upgrade is.
09:12We got our baby.
09:14Why do I have our monkey?
09:16Why do you have our monkey?
09:18Make it to the end.
09:20We got this.
09:22Lions are very nimble like house cats.
09:24I'll clear a path.
09:26Let's get the kid there.
09:28The giraffes are cute.
09:34Probably what you think it is.
09:40I got this.
09:42You got it?
09:44Right behind you.
09:46I think we're good here.
09:48Just be careful.
09:50Why do they make this so hard?
09:52This isn't hard guys.
09:54I got hit by boogies.
09:56Speaking of which.
09:58Just keep going.
10:00I believe in you.
10:02I believe in me too.
10:04That's why I'm already back up here.
10:08I'm going to try to get ahead.
10:10Get better soon.
10:12Let's see.
10:14I'm being careful.
10:16Go.
10:18Wait.
10:20What is it?
10:22The baby grew up.
10:24She can parent.
10:26Way to go Casey.
10:30Let's see.
10:32Your baby is so cute.
10:34Your baby is so cute.
10:40What's wrong with him?
10:42There's nothing wrong with our child.
10:44Now you care about your baby.
10:46That's our baby.
10:54She's so cute.
10:56She's the queen of the jungle.
10:58She needs to learn that when losers come up to her.
11:00That's a good knowledge.
11:02Be careful.
11:04Don't worry.
11:06I won't get you.
11:08The baby is eating bananas everywhere.
11:10Let him live his life.
11:12He's finally growing into a man.
11:14He's doing so good.
11:16This is why they're bad dads.
11:18What should we do with these bananas?
11:20We can make a banana split.
11:22This will be so much fun.
11:24I'm not sure if the baby can eat that.
11:26Are you sure we want to collect these?
11:28Yes.
11:30We've got birds.
11:32Is it the store to bring more babies?
11:34I thought it could be.
11:36Wait.
11:38I've got an idea.
11:40What's the matter?
11:42You can throw bananas like a weapon?
11:44I don't know.
11:46Wait.
11:48That one's got a baby.
11:50Why do flamingos have babies?
11:56I'm going to put this one in the house.
11:58You do that.
12:00We've got to expand the pride.
12:02The lion family.
12:04It's falling on our island.
12:06Good catch.
12:08I've got the baby.
12:10I've got another one.
12:12I've got this one.
12:16You've got your wish.
12:18I did get my wish.
12:20I don't know what I'll do.
12:22Let's see.
12:24I've got another one.
12:26We've got to get more babies.
12:28We've got to get more babies.
12:30There's like five in there right now.
12:32That's too many.
12:34I guess I'll get a few more.
12:36There's two stuck in trees.
12:38I guess I'll be getting those up there.
12:40Come on, baby.
12:42Come to mama.
12:44Wait.
12:46Where did the baby go?
12:48Where did the baby go?
12:50Thank God.
12:52We've got one.
12:55Listen, babe.
12:57I know you wanted more babies.
12:59One baby is better than no baby.
13:01I would have to build a bigger tree house for that.
13:03I don't want to do that right now.
13:05I've got to complain to you, girl.
13:07No other babies.
13:09You don't have any other babies?
13:11Okay.
13:13I'm sorry.
13:15I'm trying to move the monkey onto another island.
13:17What?
13:19What is happening?
13:21Is this like a bed or something?
13:23What happened?
13:25Okay.
13:27Look.
13:29I don't know what happened.
13:31Paint a family portrait.
13:33Cover the canvas in beetle paint.
13:35Do they crush the beetles to make the paint?
13:37Okay.
13:39Never mind.
13:41We're just using the beetles and squeezing them.
13:43That's a little better, I guess.
13:45Alright.
13:47Let's see.
13:49How do we do this?
13:51There's a canvas here.
13:59I am so sorry.
14:01You have to deal with that.
14:09Okay.
14:11You guys have no argument over there.
14:13I'm going to be doing this over here.
14:15Hey.
14:17Wait.
14:19Pet upgrade?
14:21Hey.
14:23Up here.
14:25Is that a new pet?
14:27It's the same one.
14:29It just got bigger.
14:31It's so big and colorful.
14:33Don't hit it.
14:35I don't want another bug.
14:37This one is way bigger.
14:39Are you kidding me?
14:41First of all, you guys get normal kids.
14:43Look at the plumage.
14:45Well, Ian, you have a monkey boy.
14:47That counts for something.
14:49You're jealous.
14:51He's totally jealous.
14:53We got to send him to jelly school.
14:55He's got to go to jelly school and dunk donuts.
14:57He's going to eat all the jelly filled donuts.
14:59Let's go see the babies.
15:01We're giving the babies some food.
15:03We're big and strong.
15:05That's right.
15:07Just like mom and dad.
15:09Tree fire.
15:11I knew I heard something.
15:13My lion ears never lie.
15:15I see the problem.
15:17What's the problem?
15:19I knew it.
15:21Nothing.
15:23Totally not what it looks like.
15:25It looks like you want to die.
15:27You jelly barbecue man.
15:29Looks like meat is back on the menu.
15:31You guys have a normal baby and a cool pet.
15:33Give the expensive one to me.
15:35We can eat him.
15:37What are you doing?
15:39You're going to be so tasty.
15:41I got it.
15:45I don't blame you.
15:47It's not your fault.
15:49Sorry about that.
15:51What is going on?
15:53Wait.
15:55Get away.
15:57Shoot.
15:59They're mean friends.
16:05Hello monkey.
16:07Banana.
16:09There we go.
16:11Right click on the chain.
16:13I'm going to break down this bridge.
16:15You need to leave.
16:17I got this.
16:19I'm taking care of it.
16:21Good luck with that.
16:23I'm going to hide in here.
16:25Why am I so angry?
16:27Bridge is broken.
16:29Get over.
16:31Please.
16:33Nice gorilla.
16:35Come on.
16:37Get over here.
16:39Chuck him over.
16:41The gorilla.
16:43He's on the bridge.
16:45Come on gorilla.
16:47Get him over there.
16:49Banana.
16:51Bring him back.