The Bear Season 1 Episode 4
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00:00I
00:28Saw the wandering eyes inside my heart
00:34Shouts and battle cries from every part
00:41I can see those tears, everyone is true
00:47When the door appears, I go right through
00:58When the door appears, I go right through
01:08Why are you doing that?
01:09What?
01:11Why are you trying to put a t-shirt on a fucking hot dog?
01:15Kids love hot dogs, don't mess.
01:17I know, that's why we're making them fucking hot dogs, don't mess.
01:20Yeah, exactly, cousin. It's a tie-in.
01:22Shit is exposure, baby.
01:23I don't need you exposing anything.
01:26It's a fucking hot dog.
01:28In a beef t-shirt. That shit is hilarious.
01:30Go get me some propane.
01:32You know what? First of all, I didn't want to be doing this bullshit right now.
01:36All right, you know what? Then don't borrow money from Cicero.
01:38You can't pay back, and then we don't have to cater little fucking kids' birthday parties.
01:41How about that?
01:41I didn't borrow shit, cousin.
01:42All right, you know what? It doesn't even matter.
01:43It's on me now. I don't want to get my legs broken, so shut the fuck up and help me out, please.
01:47If that motherfucker gets even close to us, I'm going to fucking drop his ass.
01:51All right.
01:51Okay, look, just help me out. Let's do this right.
01:54Look, second of all, you have no idea the amount of administrative correspondence.
01:57I'm supposed to be doing in there today, okay? It is fucking bonkers.
02:01Correspondence?
02:02Yeah.
02:02Is that right?
02:03You know, you like to shit on my system, but I run a tight ship, and I get back to my cohorts
02:07and my associates in a timely fashion.
02:10All right, do me a favor. Just name a cohort.
02:12Name?
02:13Name an associate. Just one fucking person. I dare you.
02:16Timothy, but I'm not fucking...
02:18Give me a hand.
02:19It's not going to fit. That's not going to fit, cousin.
02:20Yes, it will.
02:21It's not going to fit.
02:24Can you just help me out?
02:25It's not going to fit.
02:26It's not going to fit.
02:27It's not fucking fit.
02:29What?
02:31What's this shit?
02:32What's this fucking guy, cousin?
02:34Oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:35Ah, whoa.
02:36Yeah.
02:37Yeah, bring your shit. Bring your shit, you fucking baby.
02:39You fucking baby.
02:41Fucking baby.
02:41Ah, fuck.
02:45What you did?
02:52Fucking baby.
02:55All right, I'm going to get the spare from the basement.
03:00Marcus, enjoying the concert space?
03:01Yeah, you're not having to do bread anymore. It's shit.
03:05Jeff's new prep list is up. Please check it out. Thank you.
03:09Chef, can you give me a favor and try this?
03:11Yeah, sure.
03:15Oh.
03:19Good one?
03:20Great one.
03:22Thank you, chef.
03:22Hey, uh, do you remember the mashed potatoes? I just wanted to check in.
03:32Uh, do you remember when I said to fuck off?
03:35Ah, okay. Fuck off isn't yes.
03:36Well, fuck off means I know how to do it.
03:39All right, well, it's a new recipe.
03:40What'd I just say?
03:41Okay.
03:41All right, well, uh, just make sure when you do it, the heat isn't too high.
03:44I answer to Jeff, the system.
03:48Listen, I'm, I'm not trying to be a tight ass. I don't want you to think I'm, like, up in your space.
03:55I'm just doing what I was asked to do.
03:57Uh-huh.
03:58And I get what it's like to be a woman in the kitchen and have...
04:04Do you know what it's like to be a woman in the kitchen? Wow, that's amazing.
04:07Listen, I have been in this kitchen since before you were born, so just back the fuck off.
04:13Excuse me.
04:23Yo! Yo!
04:26Oh, my God, cousin, you gotta see this shit.
04:29Yo, this dude is trying to fuck up this little nerd, and this fucking nerd just washes him, bro.
04:34Yo, why the fuck are you on the Kennedy?
04:36Chill the fuck out. Cicero lives in Naperville.
04:39No, fucking Cicero's in Wilmette now. You gotta get on the fucking eat-ins.
04:45No, no, that's right, that's right, that's my bad.
04:47It's all good, though. I'm in no hurry to see that motherfucker.
04:51I swear to God, cousin, if he calls me Rick, I'm gonna fucking lose it.
04:55Cousin, listen, do me a favor, okay? I'm trying to get us out of this hole, all right?
04:59I want today to go smooth. Please do not bring that shit up.
05:02Chill. I'm not gonna bring up shit, all right?
05:05No, you got it all wrong!
05:06It's literally the easiest fucking job a person could have.
05:08No, you see, I'll tell you something. I'm the only one that stands up to your ass and doesn't listen to your bullshit.
05:13It wasn't my phone!
05:13You call an electrician, you're a plumber. That's it!
05:15I've been saying this for fucking years, and it wasn't my fucking phone!
05:17Cicero, I'm your guy. I got a kid now, Cicero. I need a fucking real job.
05:21I don't know how to pick up a fucking goddamn phone.
05:22Cicero, can I have tickets to the fucking Lion King?
05:23You don't think I can pick up a fucking goddamn phone, and we don't even know how she fell down those stairs?
05:29You want us to get this stuff out back, or how do you, uh...
05:34Yeah. Take it around the side for me, will you?
05:36Around the side, sure. Yeah.
05:38Yeah, thanks, Rick.
05:39I fucking hate it when you call me.
05:40You fucking hate it when you don't answer your phone!
05:44Food's here, kiddies!
05:47That was nice. Thank you for that. That was good.
05:49Carmen? Is that you?
06:01Hey! Mr. Zerski, how are you?
06:04I thought you'd killed yourself.
06:06No.
06:07Sir, that was my brother.
06:15Bullshit.
06:15That motherfucker is complete fucking bullshit.
06:19Hey, perfect timing. I already did everything, fucking dick.
06:22No, he's not even Italian, right? 100% Polish. Fucking insulting.
06:25No, you're not even Italian, right?
06:27Yeah, I'm more Italian than that guy is.
06:29Turn on the grill. I gotta get the dogs going.
06:31Just... give me a second here.
06:33Richie, what the fuck is that?
06:35Relax. Shit's regulated.
06:38You suffer from anxiety and dread.
06:41Who doesn't?
06:42You want a half?
06:44No.
06:45Which, uh, box you put the ketchup in?
06:47Hmm?
06:48The ketchup. Which box?
06:50I didn't bring ketchup.
06:52Why didn't you bring ketchup?
06:54What kind of asshole is gonna put ketchup on a hot dog?
06:58A child, Richie.
07:00Child asshole.
07:03You're a child asshole.
07:05Yo, yo, cousin. What's up with all this gay-ass fruit?
07:08Homemade ecto-cooler, motherfucker.
07:10Oh, shit.
07:13This is actually pretty fucking dope.
07:17Rest in peace, Harold.
07:24One bite of a donut bring us much joy.
07:28Two bites bring us sadness.
07:29I mean, nobody doesn't love that first bite of a donut.
07:35It used to be my favorite when I was a kid.
07:38Sweet tooth.
07:40Yeah, but not even the taste.
07:41I just love looking at them.
07:43The colors and the textures.
07:45There was this one donut that I used to love that I could never get out of my head.
07:49Jelly-filled, bright purple, sweet and tangy.
07:52Yeah, family was always happy whenever we got donuts.
07:56Hard not to be young, man.
07:57Yeah.
07:58My guys.
07:59Wow, Chester, yes. Wow.
08:02Of course, love you, guys.
08:03Love you, bro.
08:04Yes.
08:05Hey, bro.
08:05Chester.
08:06Hi, honey.
08:07What up, T? What you got over there?
08:09Mashed potato.
08:10Woo-hoo.
08:10Wish I had that.
08:11Oh, uh, new edition, all the fresh colors.
08:15I put a flag on 1832-24.
08:18It's this radiant orchid that's flying.
08:20Fuck!
08:21Hey, thank you so much.
08:22I'm going to get this back to you.
08:23Behind, what is good with the beef?
08:25Oh, yes, Chef.
08:27Taking it out now.
08:30What's up?
08:30Hey.
08:31Hey.
08:32Who are you, sorry?
08:33Oh, sorry.
08:34Chester, this is Chef Sidney.
08:36Uh, Sidney, this is my roommate, Chester.
08:38Hi, Chester roommate.
08:40Hey, Chef Sidney.
08:44Cool.
08:44Um, why are you here, sorry?
08:46Oh, getting my boy dialed.
08:48Dropping off some inspirational materials.
08:50He's a designer.
08:51Oh.
08:51Mm-hmm.
08:53What do you design?
08:54All of it.
08:57I'm out.
08:58I'll see you at home, my G.
08:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:00Hey, thank you again.
09:00Of course.
09:01I'll get this back to you.
09:02Great to meet you, Chef Sidney.
09:03You too.
09:03Good luck with that meeting.
09:04Oh, thanks.
09:05Yeah, I'm meeting a brand ambassador, so I can't be smelling like fucking hot jar in there.
09:09All right, I'm out.
09:09Oh.
09:10Oh.
09:10Can I turn colors?
09:14I was thinking maybe I could do a classic donut for the beef.
09:18On top of my other stuff, of course.
09:20Yeah.
09:20But, I mean, I think it could be hot.
09:22Yeah.
09:23I mean, donuts are deceptively hard, but, you know, require a lot of equipment, too.
09:29I don't know if this is the most stopped place in the world.
09:32I want it to be perfect, like that plum, the one Carmen was telling us about.
09:37Mm-hmm.
09:37Michelin mode?
09:39Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
09:40It could be, like, limited edition or something.
09:43If you're into it, then I'm into it.
09:46Let me know what you need for help, all right?
09:47All right.
09:48Gladly.
09:48Thank you, Chef.
09:49All right.
09:50Good luck.
09:51All right.
09:54Hey, all good?
09:56All good, Chef.
09:57All good, Chef.
09:58Cool.
09:59Soups is rocking family.
10:00Angel, how you feel about salad?
10:02Absolutely, Chef.
10:03Gorgeous.
10:05You think I can get family today?
10:06No, you don't work here.
10:12Hey, Chef.
10:13How's it going?
10:14Good, Chef.
10:15Trying a new chocolate cake?
10:16Oh, yes.
10:17And?
10:18You've given Marcus a lot of confidence.
10:21Well done.
10:21I said, you put me down, I bet I'd do it in my head.
10:38Come in late at night, and in the morning I'd play in bed.
10:42You didn't make any of these ones, or are these the ones you made?
11:03No, no, I haven't made any yet.
11:04I'm just trying to do some research, you know?
11:06Feel out the texture, see what it's really about.
11:09Oh, that's nice.
11:10Do you talk about feel?
11:12Yeah.
11:13Yeah, see, this one, it's like, that one's good?
11:16Yeah, I think so.
11:17Oh, that's nice.
11:18It sounds like, you know when you go to your grandma's house, and she has the cushion on
11:22the top of the toilet, see?
11:23Oh, yeah.
11:23And you sit on it?
11:24It's like slight deflame.
11:25And it smells like potpourri, but it also smells like grandma?
11:28Hey, what's up, Jaga?
11:41Hey, oh, what's going on, Frank?
11:43Good to see you.
11:43New York, that's right.
11:45Hi, how are you?
11:46Hi.
11:47Hey, hey.
11:48I didn't see that one.
11:50Yes, sir, New York.
11:54I've been seeing you.
11:55Sorry about my...
11:55You guys are so weird.
12:08What are you doing to open up other people's stuff for?
12:11Carol, can you please help me?
12:12It really fucking sucks in here.
12:15I got one question for you.
12:17So you work at a restaurant, right?
12:19I work at a restaurant, that's right.
12:20What's it like to be a fucking loser?
12:22Huh?
12:23Okay.
12:25Hey, guys, guys.
12:27Hey, Carmi here was the chef of the best restaurant in the world.
12:32Okay, that's not an exaggeration.
12:34He's literally the best restaurant in the world.
12:38I mean, at least according to Eater.
12:39Didn't come out to talk to you, all right?
13:03I don't want to bicker.
13:04I just need quiet.
13:06I don't got anything to say to you, man.
13:09Except, heads up, you know, Pete's here.
13:13Oh, I'm aware.
13:15Sugar better watch his ass.
13:17Yeah, Sugar's stuck at work.
13:19Fucker drops off a gift and now he won't leave.
13:22Oh, my God.
13:23Yeesh.
13:24Yeah, Yeesh is right.
13:26He always looks like he's...
13:27He's about to call cops on us.
13:29You know what I mean?
13:30Like a narc.
13:32Exactly.
13:33Like a fucking narc.
13:37Hey, Phil.
13:38Hey, Jimmy.
13:41Richard?
13:43Hey, what's up, Phil?
13:44Oh, that was fucking weird.
13:55Don't you fuck up one of his properties, too?
13:57Actually, no.
13:58Because you know what, Jimmy?
13:59I don't fuck up properties.
14:00Oh.
14:01You know, sometimes people think they're calling me to fix the toilet,
14:04but in reality, they called somebody else.
14:06All you had to do was pick up the fucking phone, man.
14:08I never got a fucking call.
14:09Oh, yeah.
14:10Really?
14:12Fuck this.
14:12All right.
14:14So here's what she said.
14:18Couldn't turn off the sink.
14:19There's water leaking everywhere.
14:21I couldn't find anyone.
14:23It's a freaking malarkey.
14:24I repeatedly called Rick at 847-555-0186.
14:30Numbers sound familiar, Ricky?
14:32Yeah.
14:34Because that's Michael's number.
14:38Nobody looks at fucking digits anymore.
14:40I'm 312, dog.
14:42That kid, man.
14:48That kid.
14:51That kid.
14:53That kid.
14:54Hey, Chef.
15:15What?
15:16Can you please use a salt bed next time, like I asked?
15:20Why do you always like watching me?
15:21Because it's just sort of my job.
15:23Also, maybe we don't use, like, gross kitchen towels.
15:30We can just use a knife.
15:32I don't think it's judgment.
15:34I think it's just, like, health and safety generally.
15:37Cool, so.
15:39Okay, I got it.
15:40I'm just trying to help.
15:41Yeah, thanks.
15:41I got it.
15:42Got it.
15:44Thank you, Chef.
15:44Got it.
15:53I got it.
15:54I got it.
15:56So, let's go.
15:58Okay, so, let's go.
16:01both of these fucking minnie boys they like they called ambulances right they're both in
16:28ambulances on the way to residence hospital and then one of the medical professionals whose time
16:33you're wasting say to you he goes what the hell to do that for like what the fuck do you think
16:40that their their shit wasn't spicy like why would they lie about that what's up dudes yeah what's
16:49up man you guys just laughing it up over here nope hey what's in the cooler
16:58made uh ecto cooler no way like ghostbusters yeah
17:02looks like it needs a refill yeah yeah i'm on
17:09damn man fun birthday party huh
17:14whoa no way this is like identical dude good good thank you busting makes me feel good
17:25from the song no i i remember yeah
17:29was it like nap time or something
17:32huh
17:33it's weird
17:39richie how you been man i gotta uh
17:44you know cool cool cool cool
17:47huh
17:48wow man this is so good dude good good killed it thanks man
17:55hey i know that you know sometimes things are weird or whatever with oh we don't we don't have to do
18:01that yeah but i'm you know i'm a bit of a foodie jesus christ pete well all right i know that's not
18:08cool or whatever but uh you know i did just i want to say that i was i followed everything you
18:12were up to out there man and uh just uh i know how much courage that took for you so
18:18and uh just was pumped for you you know
18:26i bet probably a lot of people don't realize like how much work that must have took and dedication or
18:32whatever and so just thought i thought it was cool man
18:37and your sister freaking was really pumped for you really really pumped yeah but she also
18:44you know really missed you a lot too thank you thank you yeah man
18:52freaking tired all of a sudden so uh she's not really busy at work huh oh no she's uh pissed at you
19:01yeah i owe her a call or you know like 50 calls i mean you know i don't want to get in the middle
19:07of anything or whatever but uh i mean it was hard for her too you know
19:10i uh i gotta keep jamming here all right yeah i know totally i'm gonna i'm gonna head in but uh
19:16i'll catch you before you cruise yes yeah cool cool
19:21this freaking guy hilarious
19:24oh
19:34fuck
19:34fuck
19:36fuck the shit
19:38get a little more uh ketchup here thanks
19:43um
19:46what
19:46don't kill me oh i can't wait for this we uh we spilled a bottle of xanax in the uh cooler
20:07what are they fucking dead no no no i think they're um they're just sleeping
20:13actually i'm kind of into it
20:21yeah oh yeah
20:25keep up the good to work you're killing it
20:27all right
20:33okay chefs let's get ready to taste the potatoes
20:43oh come on come on come on come on
21:02behind
21:05come on sorry sorry sorry
21:09it's cool
21:25why did you do this because i don't have time to fuck around you're welcome chef
21:37damn
21:51coffee
21:52no no i'm good
21:58hey when's that from repeat party grant park 92
22:02you ever miss him
22:08i didn't really know him well enough to miss him
22:11you
22:11sometimes
22:14you know we were so close in age more like
22:17more like a friend and family you know we were
22:20the same kind of problems around the same time we had a lot to talk about
22:24it sounds nice
22:30it was
22:34when's the last time you talked to him
22:35uh
22:39around 20 years ago we had an early fight man
22:43what was it about
22:44a million things
22:47you know drugs alcohol gambling mostly because he just insisted on doing stupid
22:51fucking shit all the time
22:54you know he had a new career like every 10 minutes
22:58he wanted to be a broker and then he he wanted to be a defensive coordinator i'm dead serious
23:05and then
23:07some asshole invests in ed de bevick's and you know suddenly he's a restaurateur
23:12that sounds about right
23:16yeah
23:17really stuck your poor mind with that place man
23:21i mean don't you find it impossible being in there 24 hours a day
23:25i i've been in there for five minutes i started thinking about bad
23:28shit
23:29that's probably why i like it so much
23:31yeah probably why you want to fix it too
23:35probably
23:37just you know
23:37just don't be too disappointed it doesn't necessarily happen right
23:46you know i'm not going to sell it to you right i know that
23:51had a dream about him once your dad
23:55and we were up in um like lake geneva or someplace and we're we're going along we're driving along this
24:04car big suv he's in the passenger seat and we're driving fast like really fast
24:10and i can't get control
24:13you know it's like bumpy cars flying all over the place he wouldn't put on a seat belt
24:19suddenly this little kid
24:21little boy he walks right out middle of the road i jam on the brakes really hard
24:27car stopped like a millimeter away from him
24:28but your dad he goes flying through the windshield but he never lands
24:38well he keeps on flying
24:45what happened to the kid
24:48i stood there waving at him
24:49well on a uh on a sunnier note you have um
25:02you have knocked 2k off your tab congrats
25:05nice seg
25:07i'm a seg king
25:10so what are we owe you now 298 000 298 50.
25:15what's that 50 about
25:15you're shipping and handling
25:19an asshole
25:26come on
25:28what do you want
25:29should i have cupcakes and potatoes
25:31one minute
25:45go ahead get it old boy i can't want it all the life taste it and tell me you're shitty
26:07it's great thank you
26:12what
26:14it's great thank you chef now uh let's hurry up and roll before we get rolled yeah
26:32it's great thank you
26:39thank you
26:40Hey, nice work today, fellas.
27:10Seriously.
27:11It's good to see you, Uncle Jack.
27:12Love you, Bear.
27:13Love you.
27:19Later, Richard.
27:20All right.
27:21Until next time, James.
27:23Hey, you guys want to see something disgusting?
27:27I don't understand it.
27:29It's so mysterious to me.
27:30He's sitting there just sleeping like a baby.
27:33I want to beat the living fucking crap out of him.
27:35Exactly.
27:35You know?
27:36Exactly.
27:40Thank you for letting me be a part of this family.
27:48I'll never forget these memories.
27:50Shut the fuck up, fucking baby.
27:53Sleep there.
27:56Are we almost back?
27:57Yeah.
27:58Inside.
28:06Inside.
28:08A million young poets
28:10Screaming out their words
28:12It's a world full of people
28:14Just living to be good
28:17Keep the generation
28:19Round on the highways there we go
28:21I hope they have a better understanding
28:25Check it out
28:27Going to work on Monday
28:29Check it out
28:32Got yourself a family
28:34Yo, yo.
28:35Got some family dessert?
28:36All utility and wheels are prepared
28:39Check it out
28:41Talking about the girls
28:42We're seeing on the slide
28:44Jail out so we're still a young lion
28:47Don't get kicked because we're best friends
28:49Thank you
28:51Okay
28:52Hey
28:53Check it out
28:54Left with all the kids on Sundays
28:57Check it out
28:59So with egos how we've grown
29:02And this is all that we've learned about living
29:06This is all that we've learned about living