BUDDHA FIGHTING FOR HUMANS PART 1
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00:00So, what did you come for?
00:03Um, what did I come up here for?
00:07Oh, I remember.
00:09It's about round six.
00:11I wanted to ask if you'd go up next.
00:14Originally, I was planning to save you so you could fight in one of the later rounds.
00:21But with the way things are going, I've changed my mind.
00:25Dear little Zeus, you really do want to destroy them.
00:31Only because I despise the thought of losing.
00:36When we fight, we win. Pest away the gods.
00:42Yes, well said.
00:49I like your enthusiasm.
00:52So, will you fight?
01:04Of course I will!
01:12Enjoy the show.
01:14Okay.
01:22I have to help.
01:25Hilda's carrying the fate of the entire human race on her shoulders.
01:29The pressure's getting to her, so I need to do whatever I can.
01:33Okay.
01:34It's around here somewhere.
01:36There.
01:37Let's see if I can find a bandage to wrap up Hilda's hand.
01:42Where would I find one?
01:49Oh, blood, you bastard!
01:56Dammit, Benci!
01:57Didn't I tell you that hurts?
01:59Be gentle.
02:00You're killing me here!
02:02It's not my fault.
02:03The doctor isn't here.
02:04He and the nurse are but busy treating other people.
02:07Those are the seven gods of good fortune.
02:10I'll make Buddha pay for doing this to me!
02:13As time I see him, I'm gonna rip him into a thousand tiny pictures!
02:17You really think you can?
02:19I'm not so sure.
02:21You pulled your gun on him and he treated you like a kid.
02:24You'll just end up getting yourself killed.
02:26Ah!
02:27Ken, don't worry about me.
02:29The next time he steps out of line, he'll have to face Zero.
02:34Zero?
02:35I don't know what he means by that.
02:38What are you doing here?
02:40He really stropping.
02:44We can't see how we got.
02:46That's my stropping!
02:49I didn't seem to join that, I promised.
02:52All I came here for was a bandage!
02:55That didn't feel very good.
03:08Someone please help me!
03:11Spying on us?
03:13At least we know you have good taste.
03:16That is right taste!
03:19Tell us what you are sneaking around here for.
03:22I promise I will get angry with you!
03:25Go on!
03:26Talk to us, girl!
03:28No!
03:29He is angry!
03:31He's gonna kill me!
03:35The violence of either grief or joy
03:37Their own enactures with themselves destroy.
03:41Words of wisdom, don't you agree?
03:43Huh?
03:44Who the hell are you?
03:46And what are you talking about?
03:49Oh, it's Shakespeare, my dear boy.
03:53Haven't you heard of him?
03:56I know you!
03:58Darjeeling smells delightful.
04:00I find the fragrance quite calming.
04:05Can I interest you in some tea?
04:11Sir.
04:12The gods have three wins.
04:15The humans have two.
04:17Which means the humans have drawn one step closer to their end.
04:23We've reached Ragnarok Round 6.
04:26Can you taste the anticipation?
04:28Introducing the gods' next warrior.
04:31The one who will recite a requiem for the humans.
04:35Once he guided those foolish mortals away from their earthly desires.
04:41And showed them a path through the darkness.
04:46Please?
04:47Welcome!
04:50The gods!
04:53Hello?
05:03Hold on a second.
05:07What?
05:08Twist! Twist!
05:09I'm gonna be fighting for the humans!
05:17Thanks.
05:18Huh?
05:23The other gods won't save them, so I will. Any god in my way.
05:37Well undoubted.