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BUDDHA FIGHTING FOR HUMANS PART 2
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00:00Darjeeling smells delightful. I find the fragrance quite calming.
00:08Can I interest you in some tea?
00:11Why is Jack the Ripper here?
00:14Nice try, freak. But I only drink green tea, got it?
00:21Stand down, maybe soon.
00:25I will not allow senseless killing.
00:28Let us go.
00:30Hey, I'm gonna be watching you. I don't like you or your smug face.
00:46Alright, that's enough.
00:48Save those for you, little miss eavesdropper. If you tell anyone what you heard just now, you'll end up dead.
00:55My whole life just flashed before my eyes.
01:00Man, what is their problem? I thought the Seven Pillars were supposed to make people happy, but those guys aren't hinged.
01:07Seven? Pardon me if I misheard you, my dear, but you said seven.
01:12Uh, yeah, I did. They're called the Seven Gods of Good Fortune in Japan. They bring joy and luck. But why are you asking about that?
01:23Hmm.
01:24Hmm.
01:29Incorrect assumptions are mankind's chiefest enemy. I see now.
01:34Ugh.
01:36It's nothing. Pardon me. I don't believe I offered you a cup of tea, did I? How terribly rude of me.
01:43Huh?
01:51That murderer killed brother Hercules just like you wanted! You look at me and tell me you're happy!
02:00You have so many injuries.
02:02I nearly forgot. I do look a bit worse for wear, don't I? My sincere apologies for frightening you, my lady. There's no need to worry. I'm quite alright.
02:19No, you're not. You're hurt. Go back to bed. You really should rest.
02:24Oh.
02:26Oh.
02:28Oh.
02:29Crap!
02:35I've gotta get going and fast. Thanks for nothing for the tea.
02:40I'll see you around, okay?
02:45Such a waste.
02:47The gods have won three rounds and mankind has won two. After seven million years, it looks like humanity's end is drawing near.
03:04So let's cut the suspense and jump straight into round six. Our next contender might be the most ironic one yet.
03:12He is the sixth warrior to fight for the gods. He is the one who will lead humanity to its demise.
03:19Behold!
03:23He who once guided man through the suffering caused by earthly desires,
03:29the god who showed humanity a way forward through the darkness,
03:34is about to be brought to light!
03:42He renounced his palace, his family, renounced his earthly desires and the six destructive emotions!
03:52He walked a path no one had ever walked before!
03:55He wandered alone, solitary as the horn of a rhinoceros!
03:58And after only six years, he reached enlightenment!
04:01He was born alone!
04:05He lives alone!
04:08And he fights alone!
04:11That's the god from before. He's up next?
04:17Holy is he alone throughout heaven and earth!
04:21Holy is he alone throughout heaven and earth!
04:24His solitude is his strength!
04:28For he was born a prince and died a god!
04:32The prodigal son who awakened the world!
04:35And the humans honor him with the name...
04:38Buddha!
04:41Buddha!
04:45What's going on?
04:46This can't be happening!
04:48Not Buddha!

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