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00:00:30I always forget stuff when I walk out the door
00:00:36If any of my ex-boyfriends had picked up on that
00:00:40Perhaps things would have turned out differently
00:00:42But, yeah, probably not
00:00:45Jack was my first serious boyfriend
00:00:48And I was madly in love
00:00:50I thought he was the best
00:00:51You're the best
00:00:52You're the best
00:00:53And apparently so did my best friend Stephanie
00:00:56Baby
00:00:57I know this looks bad
00:00:59As well as Liz
00:01:01You're home early
00:01:04Evan was my rebound guy
00:01:06But, of course, I fell in love again
00:01:09Because he seemed so perfect
00:01:10But, he was perfect for Steven and Smiley Pete as well
00:01:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:01:16And Phil was my rebound from the rebound
00:01:19You're bad, baby
00:01:22That's when I decided to move to Los Angeles
00:01:28What better city to replace perfect boyfriend's long-term commitment and heartache
00:01:34With short-term happiness and superficiality
00:01:36At least it seemed like a good idea at the time
00:01:39Hmm, well, fast forward a few years
00:01:41It's a place where you can be just who you want to be
00:01:44Limousine, beauty queen
00:01:46In a magazine
00:01:48Take a dip to your sip of luxury
00:01:51Feel the spark of electricity
00:01:54It's a world where dreams are made
00:01:57In the heart of air
00:02:00Where the sun shines high
00:02:03And lights over the top
00:02:05In Hollywood
00:02:05In Hollywood
00:02:06In Hollywood
00:02:07In Hollywood
00:02:08Any time we want fun
00:02:10It's a time that's ready to play
00:02:12I forgot to introduce myself
00:02:22I'm Dale
00:02:23That's me a few years later
00:02:25Sucking face with my kinda sorta boyfriend, JP
00:02:28He's a fashion photographer
00:02:30Remember that cover of Charlize in the green evening gown?
00:02:33JP took that
00:02:34God, I'm already name-dropping
00:02:37That's so lame
00:02:38Baby, give me your foot
00:02:40Uh, my foot?
00:02:42You ever have your tall suck before?
00:02:46No, JP
00:02:47Oh, okay
00:02:49Mmm, ha, mi manjara
00:02:52Mmm, delicioso
00:02:57Mmm, ha, ooh
00:03:00What? No good experience?
00:03:08Bye, Benny
00:03:09Ah, Lord, I love this song, huh?
00:03:15It reminds me of being in Rome
00:03:17I wonder if toe-sucking is big in Rome
00:03:21Baby, you want a beer?
00:03:23The six-pack, no?
00:03:25Uh
00:03:25Baby, we have a good energy
00:03:28A good energy, me and you, know?
00:03:30Yes
00:03:30Come here
00:03:32Come dance with Poppy
00:03:34Me and JP have been together on and off
00:03:40For about six months
00:03:41It's going pretty good, but
00:03:43Sometimes I get the feeling I'm not the only girl JP's seeing
00:03:47Oh, JP
00:03:49Ah, no, no, no
00:03:50Are you there?
00:03:51Yes, just stay here
00:03:52Melissa, JP
00:03:54This computer's broken
00:03:56It's a crazy joke
00:03:57Come out, come out, wherever you are
00:04:01No, I will have eyes for you
00:04:03Hey, JP
00:04:04Let's do that thing with the toes again
00:04:07Call me if you want to rendezvous
00:04:09Babe
00:04:09Bye
00:04:09Okay, baby, it's no big deal
00:04:11It's my massage therapist, okay?
00:04:15That's a reasonable explanation
00:04:17Right?
00:04:22JP
00:04:23JP
00:04:25No more mozzarella, mama
00:04:27Since I moved to LA, I haven't really had a substantial boyfriend
00:04:36I seem to gravitate towards casual relationships of convenience
00:04:40Sometimes, though, I do wish for something more meaningful
00:04:44In Los Angeles, most people feel like they've never actually arrived
00:04:54There's always this chase for something bigger and better
00:04:58Consequently, no one puts down roots
00:05:01No one settles down
00:05:03It's like living in this state of perpetual vagrancy
00:05:07I want some roots
00:05:12At least I think I do
00:05:15Oh, my God
00:05:19Did you hear?
00:05:23Maybe
00:05:232012
00:05:24There's this huge planet that is going to crash into Earth and kill everyone
00:05:30Oh
00:05:31You mean like the movie?
00:05:33No, I don't mean like the movie
00:05:36This is real, Dale
00:05:38Well, the movie is based on the facts
00:05:42The planet is called Nadai
00:05:46I don't know how he got his name and why it isn't six or eight
00:05:50But Seven is my colleague, roommate, and closest confidant
00:05:55And I don't think I'm outing him by saying Seven won't be taking any girls, mom
00:06:00It's all over the internet
00:06:01I'm obsessed with it
00:06:02I can't stop reading
00:06:03It's kind of scary, don't you think?
00:06:12I mean, the end of the world, Dale
00:06:14I don't know if I can sleep tonight
00:06:17Bowie, you want to snuggle with me?
00:06:23I'm taking your dog
00:06:33And you just left?
00:06:42Yep
00:06:42So it's over?
00:06:44I don't know
00:06:45She says that every time and then she goes back to him
00:06:48Well, maybe I'm just being paranoid
00:06:49It was time for the bi-monthly breakup post-mortem
00:06:53Who said what?
00:06:53Did I handle it well?
00:06:55Et cetera
00:06:55Can I ask you something, JP?
00:06:57Hi, baby
00:06:58Come back to bed
00:06:59How many girls are you sleeping with?
00:07:01Baby, why you so drama?
00:07:03So what?
00:07:03So drama
00:07:04I mean, why would he hang out with me for six months?
00:07:08And text and call every day
00:07:10Last night, I was trying to make this really good point
00:07:13We just had sex, JP
00:07:15It's good
00:07:16I just had your penis inside of me
00:07:20But that all sounded a lot better in my head
00:07:23Oh, last week bird crap, this week falls in her face
00:07:28That's typical
00:07:30Is it true he has a monstrous schlong?
00:07:32I don't know where she gets her information
00:07:34But that's absolutely true
00:07:36Okay, I don't understand the deal about big dicks
00:07:40I mean, they just hurt
00:07:41I mean, not that I've ever really experienced one
00:07:45Becca and Hallie are my two best girlfriends
00:07:48They're always game to listen to my problems
00:07:51And dispense useful commentary
00:07:52Toe suckers freak me out
00:07:54I heard that he photographed Charlize
00:07:56Is that true?
00:07:57I mean, I love her
00:07:57She's like one of my favorite top five for sure
00:07:59Maybe I'm just being jealous
00:08:01Okay, how do you spell his last name?
00:08:03Becca
00:08:03Tell me you're not looking him up on the internet
00:08:06I personally think your dog is the biggest issue in your dating life
00:08:09What?
00:08:10Question
00:08:11Where does Bowie sleep?
00:08:13He sleeps in my bed
00:08:14Okay, but if a guy sleeps over, where does Bowie go?
00:08:18Um, I guess he just stays in my bed
00:08:20Wait, what about fleas?
00:08:23More importantly, what about sniffing?
00:08:25Don't dogs sniff?
00:08:31Okay, okay, you have a point
00:08:38Dating in general is difficult enough, Dale
00:08:41Uh-oh
00:08:42What?
00:08:45Oh, no
00:08:46Becca, what?
00:08:49Okay, you know that German supermodel, Natasha Franks?
00:08:52Yeah, JP shoots her all the time
00:08:53What about her?
00:08:54Okay, I just read this
00:08:55It was on CMZ
00:08:56Okay, so Natasha Franks, German supermodel
00:08:59Recently has confirmed reports that she is three months pregnant
00:09:03Sources confirm that celebrity fashion photographer, JP Gio
00:09:07Whatever his name is
00:09:08Is the father
00:09:09JP is well known as a Los Angeles savant
00:09:12And has been linked to several Hollywood socialites
00:09:14Stay tuned as the story develops
00:09:16I'm done
00:09:17I'm sorry
00:09:18I'm done dating men in this city
00:09:21I'm so tired of being a nice girl that always gets burnt
00:09:24Wait, wait, wait
00:09:25I mean, this guy's a jerk
00:09:26No, I...
00:09:26Hey, Dale
00:09:30Hey
00:09:31Hi
00:09:32Zach
00:09:33You look, you look fantastic
00:09:35Oh, thanks
00:09:36I cut my bangs
00:09:38Yeah
00:09:38It suits you very much
00:09:39I knew Zach before he was a rock star
00:09:43He was the lead singer of this cool garage band
00:09:46Now he's got four Grammys
00:09:48And he's a shoo-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
00:09:50But to me
00:09:51He'll always be good ol' Zach
00:09:54Wow, long time to see
00:09:56This is my friend Hallie
00:09:58Hi
00:09:58And Becca
00:09:59I think you've met Becca before
00:10:00Yes, I've met Becca before
00:10:02It's good to see you
00:10:03Hi, nice to meet you
00:10:04Me too
00:10:05Wow
00:10:05How are you?
00:10:07I'm sorry, I was actually just about to take off
00:10:09Oh, well, that's too bad
00:10:10But listen, my tour got pushed back a month or so
00:10:12So I'm gonna be around
00:10:13Oh, and hey, listen
00:10:15Tomorrow night my band and I are doing a little set at a hotel cafe
00:10:17If you guys want to come by, that would be great
00:10:20I love your music
00:10:21Thank you
00:10:21Okay, maybe we will
00:10:23Okay, well, just email me the address and
00:10:26Yeah
00:10:26Oh, I think the Paps have found you
00:10:31And, well, your girlfriend's kind of looking a little lonely
00:10:34Pictures
00:10:34Oh, well, that's actually not my girlfriend
00:10:36That's just a girl who's my friend
00:10:38Oh, right
00:10:39Mm-hmm
00:10:39Hey
00:10:40Hey, Cece, this is my friend Dale
00:10:42Hi
00:10:43Hey, nice to meet you
00:10:44I'm just gonna get my stuff
00:10:46Okay
00:10:46Yeah, well
00:10:47Don't forget to email me
00:10:48Don't forget to come
00:10:49Oh, my God
00:10:55Wait, so you guys all went to Catholic boarding school together?
00:10:58Yeah
00:10:59Okay, I can't imagine that
00:11:01We've known each other since we were 15
00:11:04And I'm actually the oldest
00:11:06It's pretty safe to say that Jill's obsession with aging and getting married in due time
00:11:11Started back in Catholic school
00:11:13And specifically, our first communion
00:11:15We got to walk down the aisle like many brides could be
00:11:19Comparing prettiest dresses and fanciest bows
00:11:22This is where Jill got programmed to plan for the next time she would walk down the aisle dressed in white
00:11:28Oh, that's nice
00:11:29Oh, that's nice
00:11:30Oh, that's nice
00:11:30Oh, that's nice
00:11:31Oh, my God
00:11:32Oh, my God
00:11:32Oh, my God
00:11:33Oh, my God
00:11:34Oh, my God
00:11:35You are getting married
00:11:37A little toy here or there
00:11:38Never hurt anyone
00:11:39Plus, it comes with that carrying cake
00:11:43Oh, right
00:11:44That is such an inappropriate gift
00:11:46What?
00:11:47You're saying you don't masturbate?
00:11:48Um, no, personally, I don't masturbate
00:11:50I find it to be a little bit unholy
00:11:52Wouldn't you agree?
00:11:54Jillian, thank you
00:11:55I love this
00:11:55I love you at home
00:11:56So, have you talked to JP?
00:11:59No
00:11:59I mean, he called twice, but
00:12:01Hey, I heard you saw Zach
00:12:03Oh, yeah
00:12:05I saw his video on TV the other day
00:12:07He looked so good
00:12:08Did you guys make plans to hang out?
00:12:10No, we just caught up for a second
00:12:12He was with a girlfriend
00:12:13Okay, what is up?
00:12:18What?
00:12:19You look like you either have to pee or you're about to explode with gossip
00:12:23See what?
00:12:23Which is it
00:12:24Okay, I already told Becca, but
00:12:26Since you asked
00:12:27Girls
00:12:29You can just tell me later
00:12:30Stacy, I'm so sorry to spoil your special little moments
00:12:33But I have a huge announcement to make
00:12:36I'm getting married!
00:12:41Isn't it gorgeous?
00:12:43Do you love it?
00:12:45It was the most amazing night, you guys
00:12:47I don't want to just be your girlfriend anymore
00:12:50It's not that I don't
00:12:51It's not fair
00:12:52I can't take this limbo
00:12:54I know
00:12:54You either marry me or you leave me
00:12:56It was the most romantic night of my life
00:12:59What can I say?
00:13:01He's the best
00:13:02You've got to be kidding me
00:13:10Drew?
00:13:11I'm sorry, but he was hitting on me less than two months ago
00:13:14Okay, he wasn't hitting on you, Hallie
00:13:17He was flirting with you
00:13:18Guys are allowed to flirt
00:13:20It's a human condition
00:13:21It's natural
00:13:21Plus you think everyone is flirting with you
00:13:23I don't know
00:13:24I just think it's weird
00:13:25If a guy is ultra flirtatious
00:13:26And in a committed relationship
00:13:27And not to mention that he's in the business
00:13:31Men in the entertainment industry
00:13:32Are instinctively douchebags
00:13:34No?
00:13:35No, I like Drew
00:13:36I don't think he's a douchebag
00:13:37Well, who came up with the term
00:13:38Douchebag anyway?
00:13:40It's kind of disgusting
00:13:40But Jill wants to get married
00:13:42Just to get married
00:13:43Because she thinks it's time
00:13:44Hallie
00:13:45You couldn't even possibly relate to Jill
00:13:47And why is that?
00:13:48Because you're rich
00:13:50I mean, seriously
00:13:51Everything's handed to you
00:13:53And you can buy whatever you want
00:13:54So just buy a boyfriend
00:13:55What?
00:13:58Are you acting right now?
00:14:00Because this is hilarious
00:14:01I just want a rich boyfriend to take care of me
00:14:04Is she really just saying that?
00:14:05Did Jill tell you guys that she didn't get picked up for another season
00:14:07Her agent told her it's because she's too old and too fat
00:14:11That's not funny
00:14:14Seriously
00:14:15I was on a callback like two days ago
00:14:17And the producer told my agent
00:14:20That my butt looked big in a bikini
00:14:22There are specific trigger words
00:14:24That cause me to temporarily tune out of the conversation
00:14:26And Becca just triggered three of them
00:14:29Producer, callback, agent
00:14:30It makes me space out for like 30 seconds
00:14:33And it's okay
00:14:35As long as I return back in time to assure Becca
00:14:38Her butt is perfect
00:14:40That is crazy, Becca
00:14:41You're perfect
00:14:41Don't listen to that
00:14:42Exactly
00:14:43Douchebags
00:14:44As bad as they sound
00:14:46It's not like my friends or the people of Los Angeles
00:14:49Are any more narcissistic or self-serving than the rest of the world
00:14:52It's just that no one cares to hide it
00:14:54At all
00:14:55Do you know how many married men hit on me in a week?
00:14:58No, tell us
00:14:59Well, I don't really know the exact number, but it's freaking hot
00:15:02At least this is what I tell myself
00:15:03Come on, guys
00:15:04Let's go
00:15:05All I know for certain is that dating in this city sucks and I'm done
00:15:09Thank you
00:15:10I'm serious, I'm done
00:15:11You guys don't hate me, but I might, uh
00:15:14I might pass on going out tonight
00:15:15What?
00:15:16No
00:15:16What?
00:15:16No, you are going
00:15:17You just got out of a crappy relationship and you are single
00:15:21Plus, you're our designated driver
00:15:23Thanks a lot for the guilt
00:15:24Going out in L.A. isn't quite like it is in any other city
00:15:33Because of the whole who's who factor that this place revolves around
00:15:36So unless you're an A-list, B-list, or C-list celebrity
00:15:39Work in the A-list arena
00:15:41Or you're a friend of the club promoter slash door Nazi
00:15:44Then, yeah, it's pretty much impossible to get in
00:15:46Bottom line, there are three major questions in Hollywood
00:15:49Who are you, what do you do, and who are your friends?
00:15:52Who are your hands up if you're gonna get crazy tonight
00:15:56Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:16:00Hands up if you're gonna get crazy tonight
00:16:03If you're not on the list, leave
00:16:07Ah, honey, not in my club
00:16:09Natural hair colors only
00:16:10Anthony
00:16:12Oh, hi
00:16:13Of course, come on in
00:16:15Great
00:16:16Jonathan's working the door
00:16:17Some of these
00:16:18We're full
00:16:19Seven
00:16:20Really?
00:16:21You went in my club?
00:16:22I texted you three times last week
00:16:25Three times
00:16:26Is your phone broken, or your thumbs?
00:16:27Okay, look, we're on the list
00:16:29Here, you see that?
00:16:31Let him in
00:16:32You totes owe me seven
00:16:34Nice, natural, looking good
00:16:38Uh-uh, Brent Michaels is waiting down over there
00:16:40And you, darling, Sunset Strip is that way
00:16:52This is the biggest tip you've ever seen
00:16:55Hey, Jamie did a stick
00:16:57Wild one, baby
00:16:58Jamie, bro, you don't want his floppy seconds
00:17:00Are you kidding me?
00:17:01They call him her for a reason
00:17:02They check out the old dude and the cougar
00:17:04Oh, you know what?
00:17:05I'm sorry
00:17:05It's been some kind of misunderstanding
00:17:07There you go
00:17:07Tom, how many times do I have to tell you?
00:17:10I only date girls 25 and younger
00:17:12I'm sorry
00:17:13Oh, my God, is that thing that's made over there?
00:17:18Hot
00:17:19God, this town is so disgusting
00:17:21Oh, my God
00:17:23I'm glad you checked that guy out
00:17:25That's the producer that I met the other night
00:17:26He's so hot
00:17:28I'm well-connected
00:17:29I guess I'm under my wingman
00:17:32Uh-oh
00:17:35Don't look over there
00:17:38Oh, you've got to be kidding me
00:17:44I'm going to go to the bathroom
00:17:47I'm just, you know, going to go to the bathroom
00:17:49Jake?
00:17:53Good day, baby
00:17:54What are you doing here?
00:17:55Well, let me guess
00:17:56Baby's mama?
00:17:58Did you just call me a baby?
00:18:00Jakey, she didn't just call me a baby, now, did she?
00:18:02What?
00:18:03Don't screw with me, slut
00:18:04Excuse me?
00:18:06You don't know her, do you, Jakey?
00:18:08Yes, uh, baby, this is Dave
00:18:10Well, not anymore, you don't
00:18:16Bye-bye
00:18:19This is my first bitch slap
00:18:24But seeing the look on her Botoxed face
00:18:26You deserve him
00:18:27Totally makes it worth it
00:18:28I like
00:18:30And he's going to put me in this next movie
00:18:35But isn't he kind of old?
00:18:37Aren't you going to have to, you know
00:18:39Do him?
00:18:40Probably
00:18:40Oh, God
00:18:41If I have to stand here and listen to this bimbo yap
00:18:44About the blowjobs you'll have to give to get a movie part
00:18:46I'll pee my pants
00:18:48Um, excuse me
00:18:49We're in line
00:18:51Um, actually, you're at the mirror
00:18:54Which doesn't really constitute the line
00:18:57Whatever, just go
00:19:01It's fine
00:19:02Ew
00:19:05And ick on you
00:19:07Hmm
00:19:08I'll give you my number and then, you know, maybe we can hang out sometime
00:19:18You want to give me your number?
00:19:19Yeah, sure
00:19:20Put it down
00:19:20Totally, cool
00:19:21Yeah, we'll just bypass the whole little coffee thing
00:19:23Yeah, right?
00:19:24That's just awkward
00:19:25Yeah, I know
00:19:26I know
00:19:26I know
00:19:28Wash
00:19:29Oh, wash
00:19:30Hola
00:19:30Wash
00:19:34No, I didn't pee on my hands
00:19:36Yo, mama
00:19:41Hey
00:19:42Hey, did you see Zach?
00:19:43He's over there in the corner booth
00:19:44Uh, no, I didn't see him
00:19:46Did you see JP?
00:19:47Yep
00:19:47I saw him
00:19:49He looks really hot tonight
00:19:50Did you talk to him?
00:19:52Did you just say he looks hot?
00:19:54Sorry
00:19:54That was really tacky, wasn't it?
00:19:57So, what's the deal with you and Zach?
00:19:59Have you guys ever hooked up before?
00:20:01Zach?
00:20:02Yeah
00:20:02Uh, no, I mean, not really
00:20:05Seriously?
00:20:06Yeah, seriously?
00:20:07Why are you asking?
00:20:08I just can't believe you've never hooked up with him before
00:20:10Yeah, well, I mean, we've hung out a lot, but...
00:20:13Nope
00:20:14Well, if you were telling me you're just gonna leave him to the uneducated models of L.A.
00:20:17Then I am gonna have to jump his bones
00:20:19For both of us
00:20:20So are you an actor?
00:20:27No, no, no, no, not really
00:20:28I thought I was for a minute, but turns out it's not for me
00:20:32It's way too much self-analyzing
00:20:33So what do you do now?
00:20:36I design jewelry
00:20:37These are mine
00:20:38They're very nice
00:20:40Thanks
00:20:40Oh, my gosh
00:20:42Is it yours?
00:20:43It's yours
00:20:43It's yours
00:20:43Zast Magazine's name's number one in their Hottest Men Alive issue
00:20:47Yes
00:20:47Can I process that?
00:20:48Oh, come on, are you kidding?
00:20:50Come on, see, see, it's Zast Magazine
00:20:52Yeah
00:20:52It's not exactly
00:20:53It's, you know, it's very
00:20:54Wait, you're leaving?
00:20:56Yeah, where's Becca?
00:20:58She's the producer
00:20:59Maybe she gets home okay
00:21:03Okay
00:21:04Bye
00:21:05I don't want you to excuse me for one second
00:21:13Hey, guys, hey, Dale
00:21:14Hey, Dale
00:21:16Hey, hey, Dale
00:21:18Look, it's back down
00:21:19I'll hold him up, dad
00:21:23Come on, let's go inside for a minute
00:21:25Crazy
00:21:26Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me sometimes
00:21:29Listen, I didn't get a chance to talk to you
00:21:32I wanted to see if you wanted to go to dinner next week
00:21:34Um, I can't
00:21:36I didn't even give you a day
00:21:38Well, I'm sorry, I know, I'm just
00:21:40I'm slammed right now
00:21:43Working this retarded dating reality show
00:21:46Okay
00:21:48Well, I mean, look, if you're not too busy
00:21:51Then maybe you can make about my show with the label next week
00:21:53We can hang out after that
00:21:54Yeah?
00:21:56Yeah
00:21:56You didn't exactly make that show you promised you'd come to the other night
00:21:59Oh, I'm sorry
00:22:01It's okay
00:22:02I totally forgot
00:22:03Hey, you know what?
00:22:04Next week, though, for sure
00:22:05Okay, good
00:22:07Because
00:22:07You had me a little bit worried there
00:22:10You know?
00:22:11It's not like you to just drop off the grid like that
00:22:13You're my L.A. comfort food
00:22:14You know?
00:22:15I need to see you every so often
00:22:16L.A. comfort food
00:22:18I like that
00:22:20I'm sorry
00:22:23It's just been one of those months
00:22:24Because, you know, that photographer J.P. and I
00:22:27Right
00:22:28We were sort of dating on and off
00:22:30And then I found out that he got this supermodel pregnant
00:22:33And I mean, I didn't even want to come out tonight
00:22:35And I ran into them
00:22:37And I just
00:22:38I don't know
00:22:40I just can't hit the Hollywood scene anymore
00:22:42It's just
00:22:43It's not for me
00:22:44I didn't even know you were dating anyone
00:22:46I thought you were single
00:22:47Well, slightly single
00:22:50I mean, it was never anything fully committed
00:22:52Well, breakups are always pretty tough
00:22:57Yeah, I just don't get this town
00:23:00Everyone is always on the search for the bigger, better deal
00:23:04It just
00:23:04Yeah, but you know it's all about hype, right?
00:23:07I mean, at the end of the day, that's all it is
00:23:08It's hype
00:23:09Well, yeah, but it's different when you're famous
00:23:12You're part of something better that people are searching for
00:23:16But I am the exact same person that I've always been
00:23:19I mean, I'm not in this business for the hype
00:23:21Hey, Zach!
00:23:23Come here!
00:23:25Come on, I got it
00:23:26Am I going to be on the cover of a tablet as your newest squeeze?
00:23:32I think I can handle that
00:23:33I'm so sorry
00:23:39It's okay, I like a good headbutt
00:23:41That was
00:23:41Yeah, I was
00:23:42I went to kiss her cheek
00:23:43I am such an idiot
00:23:46He was clearly going for the lips
00:23:48Okay, well, have a good night
00:23:51Thanks, bye
00:23:52Bye
00:23:56Seven and I work in a production company that cranks out crappy reality shows
00:24:02Our job is to find and cast a quote-unquote talent
00:24:06Such as it is
00:24:08So just be natural and forget that the camera's even here
00:24:11Oh, well, I'm very comfortable in front of a camera
00:24:15So why don't you tell me how you and Bert met?
00:24:17I'm sure that's a great story
00:24:19We met on the internet
00:24:21Now take these two
00:24:22They're here for a slot on the upcoming show, Geezer Town
00:24:25Some people will say or do just about anything to be on TV
00:24:29A blue pill a day makes your lady want to stay
00:24:33Hey, Dale
00:24:37Seven
00:24:40There's a call for you on line two
00:24:42Oh, really?
00:24:44Um, I'll be back in just a second
00:24:46This is Dale Squire
00:24:52Dale, it's Becca
00:24:55Can you come meet me on sleep?
00:24:57Yeah, what's wrong?
00:24:59I'm home to Haiti
00:25:01It's like a saucepan
00:25:02Take a laugh
00:25:03Okay, I'll be there in two seconds
00:25:04You don't want to leave this in there
00:25:10That was Becca
00:25:10She was crying
00:25:12I don't know, I gotta go pick her up
00:25:14I'll be back in 20 minutes
00:25:15Can you cover for me?
00:25:17With the phone's texting cyberspacing 80-year-old couple
00:25:19Yes
00:25:20Please, they're kind of scaring me
00:25:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, go
00:25:22Thank you
00:25:23Three
00:25:29Three
00:25:30Two
00:25:30One
00:25:31Oh, keys
00:25:32Thank you
00:25:34Hey
00:25:40What happened?
00:25:46Becca, what happened?
00:25:47What's wrong?
00:25:49What happened?
00:25:49You have got to be kidding me
00:25:53I just don't understand
00:25:55I mean, you got a boot six months ago
00:25:57How does someone get a boot on their car twice
00:25:58Unless in a year?
00:25:59Every Monday
00:26:00I have to get up and move my car before 9 a.m.
00:26:049 a.m.
00:26:05And?
00:26:07Sometimes I forget, okay?
00:26:10On days like this
00:26:11It's really helpful to remember that Becca donates blood
00:26:13rescues puppies
00:26:14and volunteers at the local soup kitchen
00:26:16How much?
00:26:19$980
00:26:20$980?
00:26:21Yes
00:26:22It's okay
00:26:24You know what?
00:26:24We'll get the money
00:26:25Love is alive
00:26:43Alive like a newborn child
00:26:47Love is a war
00:26:50Broken and running wild
00:26:54Love is a thief
00:26:56And I'm stealing our hearts
00:27:02Tonight
00:27:03And you're giving to me
00:27:10Giving me all of you
00:27:14You're all I see
00:27:17You're all I want is to be
00:27:22Can't take
00:27:24I love you!
00:27:25Take me
00:27:26Wow, he is good
00:27:30I know, right?
00:27:31He looks so different
00:27:33I don't think he's as clean as he used to be
00:27:35Clean?
00:27:37He's got that whole grungy rock star thing working for him
00:27:40You can say that again
00:27:41Hey Jill, where's Drew tonight?
00:27:46Oh, he had a movie screening
00:27:47And then he's going out the guys
00:27:49Because he's so excited about the whole engagement
00:27:51Yes, he's so excited
00:27:53And I decided that I don't want a long engagement
00:27:55So we set a date
00:27:56September
00:27:57Oh
00:27:58That's great
00:28:01Don't you think that's a little quick?
00:28:03Uh, no, Holly, I don't
00:28:05I'm pushing 30, okay?
00:28:06You just tell me how it feels when you get here
00:28:08I'm 25, Jill
00:28:10Not like you're 100
00:28:11Yeah, count me out on this one
00:28:13Well, my agent told me never to bulge my real age
00:28:15So I really can't participate in this conversation either
00:28:17Can you both smell like desperate whores?
00:28:20Thank you
00:28:21Thank you all for coming, thank you very much
00:28:28Yeah
00:28:28Hey
00:28:31You made it, huh?
00:28:32Hey
00:28:33That was incredible
00:28:35That was amazing
00:28:36You think?
00:28:37Yeah, you know everyone, right?
00:28:39Yeah, definitely lovely ladies of LA, of course
00:28:41And seven
00:28:41No worries
00:28:42Much better now that you're here, how are you?
00:28:43Good
00:28:44Good
00:28:45How are you doing?
00:28:49What's up?
00:28:50I'm going to go to the bar
00:28:51Anybody want a drink?
00:28:52You guys want to join?
00:28:53Sure
00:28:53Why not?
00:28:54I'll stay
00:28:54Will you give me another Jack and Coke?
00:28:56Yeah, sure
00:28:56Hey, where did Dale go?
00:29:06Oh, she went to the bar
00:29:07Oh, well, Cece, this is Hallie
00:29:09I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys the other night
00:29:11Uh, no, it's nice to meet you
00:29:12Same
00:29:13Oh, this is my girlfriend, Dominique
00:29:15So, um, when are you practicing tomorrow?
00:29:19I want to hear from your song
00:29:20Oh, but Cece works A&R for our tour manager
00:29:22So everything's got to get the thumbs up from her
00:29:25Wow, I'm easy
00:29:26I mean, well, not kind of easy, you know
00:29:28But with a voice like his, you can't do much wrong
00:29:30She's, uh, she's cute
00:29:34I say go for it
00:29:35You're in trouble, you know that, Cece?
00:29:38What, afraid you're going to fall in love?
00:29:42Hold it
00:29:42Hold it
00:29:44Okay, you have got to stop it with the winks
00:29:51She winks?
00:29:52All the time
00:29:53Becca is a winker
00:29:55Becca's a wanker?
00:29:57No, not a wanker, a winker
00:29:58She winks
00:29:59I only do it to the guys that I think are cute, okay?
00:30:04It's for this movie I'm doing
00:30:05It's a character role
00:30:06So what are you guys doing afterwards?
00:30:09Um, at home
00:30:10Yeah, I got to work early in the morning
00:30:12Whoa, whoa, lame, lame
00:30:13Excuse me, can I have, uh, can we get six tequila shots, please?
00:30:16Hot shell?
00:30:16Oh no, no, that is trouble
00:30:19I puke
00:30:20I'll clean it up
00:30:22Uh, count yourself lucky you even got her out
00:30:26She's always in bed by 10pm
00:30:27Maybe just one night
00:30:29Uh, I would, but I really should go
00:30:33Me either
00:30:34I'm interviewing wedding planners this morning
00:30:36I have an audition at 9
00:30:37I'm casting
00:30:38I'm free
00:30:39Okay
00:30:40Yeah, okay
00:30:41Well, um, I'll let you do a lot of stuff at this one time, okay?
00:30:45But next time, you're staying
00:30:46All of you
00:30:47Stay
00:30:47Okay
00:30:48Good job
00:30:48Okay, bye
00:30:48Yeah, have a good day
00:30:49Bye, bye guys
00:30:50See you later
00:30:51I don't mean to be rude, but
00:30:54Can I get an autograph?
00:30:56Oh, yeah, sure
00:30:56Thanks
00:31:01I'm a big fan
00:31:03Thank you
00:31:04Wow, that is a lot of tequila
00:31:07I'm just letting you know now
00:31:10That tequila and I are a wild mix
00:31:11This thing might get silly
00:31:13Okay
00:31:15Alright, but only if you do a wraparound
00:31:19Go like this
00:31:22Just once
00:31:30And I'm not gonna let you put your penis in my ass either
00:31:33It's an out hole, not an in hole
00:31:34Why are you being such a prude?
00:31:36I'm not being a prude
00:31:37I'm just not a porn star, okay?
00:31:38Now it's our lack of sex in front of everybody
00:31:41I just had the wedding on my mind
00:31:43Oh, surprise
00:31:44The wedding which you haven't had any input in, Btw
00:31:47Btw, Jesus
00:31:49It's because I work and I don't sit at home eating chip and dip and obsess over the wedding
00:31:55What?
00:31:55Yes, it is disgusting what you're doing
00:31:57It's a pig
00:31:57I'm a pig
00:31:58Hi
00:31:58Hi
00:31:59Hi
00:32:00Hi
00:32:00Are you guys okay?
00:32:02Yeah, we're good
00:32:02We're just here working on our calves
00:32:04Hey, hi
00:32:05Well, that's, I know
00:32:07Who was that?
00:32:07That's, uh, that is, uh, a client
00:32:10Jill!
00:32:11God!
00:32:12Yeah, right
00:32:13Back up!
00:32:13Yeah, right
00:32:14That's what it is
00:32:15Everything
00:32:16Jill calls her engagement to Drew a match made in heaven
00:32:19Watching them squabble about wedding cakes and the medicinal benefits of anal sex
00:32:24I couldn't help but think that heaven has a strange sense of humor
00:32:27I'll call you later, okay?
00:32:29Okay
00:32:29Okay
00:32:30Okay
00:32:30Come on, Bowie
00:32:31Bowie?
00:32:32Terrible, man
00:32:33Listen
00:32:34I want to try it
00:32:35It's just one, one little
00:32:36Just one time
00:32:37You know, that camera looks very good on you
00:32:43Oh, you think?
00:32:45So what are you gonna do with these pictures?
00:32:46I don't know
00:32:47You know, maybe you sell them on the internet
00:32:48Make some money off your ass
00:32:50Album cover, my man
00:32:52I'm telling you
00:32:54Want some?
00:32:55Oh, no, no, thanks
00:32:56I'm cool
00:32:57You smoke too much, Jeffers
00:32:59Way too much
00:33:00What?
00:33:01It's all natural
00:33:02Oh, organic
00:33:03No chemicals
00:33:06Is this new?
00:33:08It is
00:33:09It's about a girl
00:33:10Is it about?
00:33:14That blonde?
00:33:15Blonde?
00:33:17No
00:33:17No blondes
00:33:19There ain't no words that I could say
00:33:24Cause words would just get in the way
00:33:29But it is written in the wind
00:33:35This is where it all begins
00:33:42I've been dreaming you to last
00:33:46I've been hoping every night
00:33:52Now you're wanting me to stay
00:33:58Keeps getting better every day
00:34:03Every day
00:34:06And I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:09I think about it all the time
00:34:15Yeah
00:34:16I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:20I just can't get you off my mind
00:34:28I found a reason for living again
00:34:33I found a reason for living again
00:34:37See you later
00:34:38I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:43So how is Jill's wedding coming along?
00:34:45Hmm, it's pretty good
00:34:46There's a bit of drama though
00:34:48Wow, drama and a wedding
00:34:50It's shocking
00:34:51Yeah, well Jill wants this, you know
00:34:53Chapel filled with 8,000 red roses
00:34:56And some like
00:34:57$80,000 wedding dinner
00:34:59And $7,000 wedding dress
00:35:01And her dad won't cover the entire tab
00:35:03Wow, I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now
00:35:05Or her dad
00:35:06Yeah, but that's just Jill, you know
00:35:08We love her for it
00:35:09She's extravagant
00:35:10You know, I've known her since I was 11
00:35:12We went to boarding school together
00:35:14Wow, you went to boarding school when you were 11
00:35:16Did you miss your parents a lot?
00:35:18Yeah
00:35:19It's complicated
00:35:21When did you get home to see them?
00:35:23Well, on the holidays
00:35:24Or, you know, the occasional odd long weekend
00:35:26I liked boarding school
00:35:29It was what I needed
00:35:30How do you mean?
00:35:32Well, my parents died when I was a kid
00:35:36I've told you that, right?
00:35:38No
00:35:39No, I'm very sorry
00:35:41I didn't know that
00:35:41How did they die?
00:35:44Together?
00:35:46No, they actually died separately
00:35:48My dad was when I was 5
00:35:50My mom was when I was 11
00:35:51Oh no, no, no
00:35:55It's not sad
00:35:57It was a really long time ago
00:35:59I just don't talk about it much
00:36:02Cause
00:36:02Um
00:36:06What about your parents?
00:36:08They're still together, right?
00:36:10Still together
00:36:10Yeah
00:36:11After
00:36:1230 years
00:36:13They're totally in love with each other
00:36:15It's amazing
00:36:15Oh, you can get that
00:36:19No
00:36:19No, that's okay
00:36:21But you can get that
00:36:23Sorry
00:36:24Oh, it's Hallie
00:36:27Just
00:36:27Two seconds
00:36:28Hey
00:36:29Um, yeah
00:36:31Yeah, yeah
00:36:32I'm still here
00:36:33Um
00:36:36Sure
00:36:37That's fine
00:36:38Wait
00:36:41You didn't really just do what I think you just did, did you?
00:36:44Because I kind of had plans to just spend the night with you
00:36:47Um, she's outside
00:36:48How did she get my address?
00:36:50I don't know
00:36:51Not for me
00:36:52No
00:36:52Door's open
00:36:54Hi
00:36:56Dale said she was coming by to shoot the band today
00:36:59So I thought I'd surprise you
00:37:00Hey
00:37:01Hey
00:37:02We actually finished a couple hours ago, but, um
00:37:05Really?
00:37:06Yeah
00:37:06I wanted you, uh, to sit back down
00:37:10You're not
00:37:10Yeah
00:37:11No, I know
00:37:12I'm sorry I'm lame
00:37:13But I have to work in the morning, so
00:37:16You should see the show she's casting
00:37:17It is so funny
00:37:18Look, you could stay
00:37:19Have another beer
00:37:20Oh, I'm sure we'll do it some other time
00:37:22But I'll see you guys later
00:37:23Just
00:37:23One second
00:37:24All right, Mr. Zachary
00:37:29Um
00:37:29I'll text you tomorrow
00:37:30Why?
00:37:31Why are you leaving?
00:37:33Because I have to work tomorrow
00:37:34And you're just gonna leave me with your friend, isn't it?
00:37:37Hey, Zach, where's your corkscrew?
00:37:39Okay
00:37:40Okay
00:37:41You know
00:37:42He just showed up hours later, unannounced
00:37:46I guess something did happen between them the other night
00:37:49What'd Zach say?
00:37:51Well, I mean, he said he wanted me to stay
00:37:53And, you know, but I think he was just playing dumb
00:37:55I'm gonna get you, Dale
00:37:57I really don't
00:37:57What?
00:37:59Why don't you just go for him?
00:38:01Because, Seven, I'm done having meaningless relationships with these loser L.A. guys
00:38:07Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun
00:38:08Whoa
00:38:08Zach is a loser L.A. guy
00:38:10No, he's, no, he's not
00:38:15But, anyhow, I'm not his type
00:38:17Especially now that Hallie's all over him
00:38:19You are so wrong
00:38:21You're so wrong
00:38:22It doesn't matter
00:38:24Because, hey, I'm gonna go out, um, on a date with Hayden
00:38:26Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:38:28But just his friend
00:38:28You're going out with Hayden?
00:38:30The fame-seeking personal trainer who's only using you to get ahead in this desperate city
00:38:35Oh, shit, Seven, that's, that's harsh
00:38:39He just wants to schmooze you so you listen to his stupid reality show concept
00:38:43He's only interested in seeing what you can do for him in his career because you have a career
00:38:47And the only reason Hallie isn't to Zach is because you gave her the okay to pursue
00:38:51I, I never said pursue
00:38:54She, she asked me if we'd ever hooked up and I said no, but I
00:38:56Liz, I've never said this to you before
00:38:57But you are gonna regret this
00:38:59Trust me
00:39:01Damn it, you're afraid of a real relationship, Dale
00:39:04Why does everyone keep saying that?
00:39:06I am not scared of relationships
00:39:08But you're scared of something
00:39:10Let's just forget about it
00:39:21Okay
00:39:27Sorry
00:39:29Yeah, no, I, it's okay, I just wasn't, um, expecting
00:39:33Was it weird seeing Dale?
00:39:41Yeah
00:39:41Yeah, it was weird
00:39:43I felt like I sensed something between you guys
00:39:46Yeah
00:39:49Yeah, I think maybe you did
00:39:52I don't know, Dale and I are really tight
00:39:53You know, and, um, as I told you before, Hallie
00:39:56I'm just not that interested in a relationship right now
00:39:59And I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression
00:40:00About what's going on here
00:40:02She's the one that told me to pursue you
00:40:06Just so you know
00:40:07She told you that
00:40:07Yeah, you sound surprised
00:40:11She said you guys were just friends
00:40:13You've never hooked up
00:40:14And that she isn't your type
00:40:15Not my type
00:40:17So are we cool?
00:40:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're cool
00:40:24We're cool, but I just
00:40:25I don't think this is a very good idea right now
00:40:28Okay?
00:40:28What? This isn't a good idea?
00:40:29Look, I just
00:40:30I'm just not that into this
00:40:32Right now
00:40:33You're not into this?
00:40:34No
00:40:34Are you into this?
00:40:36Yeah
00:40:36Hey
00:40:45Hey, Hayden
00:40:47Hey, is that a stutter?
00:40:48Hey, Hayden
00:40:49Oh
00:40:49Just joking
00:40:50Oh
00:40:51Hey
00:40:53That's
00:40:55That's not expected
00:40:56It's really, really nice to see you
00:40:58So this is a great restaurant
00:40:59I've got some health conscious options
00:41:01Okay
00:41:01Because you know
00:41:02I'd like to take care of myself
00:41:04As you can see
00:41:06I did notice
00:41:08Your pecs just now
00:41:09Oh
00:41:09Hey
00:41:11Hey
00:41:11Hey
00:41:12Hey
00:41:12Are you flexing?
00:41:13I'm going to talk to you too
00:41:15Really?
00:41:16Wow
00:41:17What are you asking?
00:41:22Is this something low carb, low fat, low sodium, high protein?
00:41:24Which is better?
00:41:25The bacon cheeseburger or the baby back rims?
00:41:27Is the Cajun salmon wild caught or farm rage?
00:41:30Do you have chicken fingers or branche?
00:41:32Favorite organic, vegan, non-soy, gluten-free nut?
00:41:34Do you recommend the mac and cheese?
00:41:35Can you steam that instead of grilling it?
00:41:37Because I don't want any acrylamides in my food
00:41:38I have the crab cakes with butter sauce, extra butter
00:41:40Aren't these Swedish meatballs kosher?
00:41:43You're right, but people really are vain here
00:41:45I mean, I'm not
00:41:46I'm self-aware
00:41:47Which is like, radically different
00:41:49I mean, I'm self-conscious
00:41:51Conscious of self
00:41:52Right
00:41:52I mean, yeah
00:41:53I'm self-conscious
00:41:54Which is a good thing, I think
00:41:55What do you think?
00:41:56Well, I mean, I think it's really good to be
00:41:57Well, I'm all about my work
00:41:59And my body is my work
00:42:00So, one might say that
00:42:02Yeah, I'm all about my body
00:42:04But
00:42:04In some respects, that is true
00:42:06But I mean, you're completely missing the point
00:42:08And the point is
00:42:08Completely missed my point
00:42:14Okay, rewind, reset
00:42:17Uh, look
00:42:18I feel like I've got a great vibe between you and me
00:42:21Great energy going on here
00:42:22So, yeah
00:42:23Okay
00:42:23I get it
00:42:25So, let's lay the facts down
00:42:27You want to be with me
00:42:29And vice versa
00:42:29That much is clear
00:42:30But my work always comes first
00:42:33I need to lay that down right off the bat
00:42:34Basically, my body comes before you
00:42:37He seems perfect
00:42:39Good looking
00:42:40Somewhat single-minded
00:42:42Somewhat vain
00:42:43And
00:42:43Not too bright
00:42:45No promise of a great romance
00:42:47No chance of falling too hard for this guy
00:42:50No risk of getting hurt
00:42:52But is this right for me?
00:42:56I'm kind of sensing a pattern here
00:42:58She's got this great
00:43:00Beautiful chest on you
00:43:02With great definitions
00:43:03You probably bench press quite a bit
00:43:04Is seven right about me?
00:43:06I hate for seven to be right
00:43:08Because he's always right about that kind of stuff
00:43:10Seriously, I don't think that's jerky or-
00:43:17I need a sign
00:43:18Is this right for me?
00:43:20I got this great idea
00:43:23I know you're gonna love it
00:43:24Fitness fanatics
00:43:28It's my reality TV show
00:43:30Check, please
00:43:33Is that for checks?
00:43:35Yeah
00:43:35Ready, Freddy?
00:43:47We're walking, right?
00:43:48You don't want to drive?
00:43:50You guys, it's two blocks
00:43:51They have valet parking, you know
00:43:53So where's Hallie this morning?
00:44:02I don't know
00:44:03I saw her on Tuesday
00:44:04And I haven't seen her for the rest of the week
00:44:06You know that she changed her status to
00:44:08It's complicated?
00:44:10What does that mean?
00:44:11It's complicated?
00:44:13With who?
00:44:14Oh my gosh, you guys
00:44:15The yoga instructor just smiled at me
00:44:18He has the cutest dimples
00:44:20Okay, he's telling us to shut up
00:44:23His smile is just his state it's in
00:44:25Oh, God
00:44:26Namaste
00:44:29Namaste
00:44:30You guys really do this all the time?
00:44:33Yeah
00:44:34I have to
00:44:35I'm older than you
00:44:36You get sadder quicker
00:44:38Sorry, I'm late
00:44:39I just got your message
00:44:40You're late
00:44:42Hey
00:44:44Hey
00:44:46What's going on?
00:44:48You guys look so serious
00:44:49I was telling Dale about my wedding
00:44:50Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet
00:44:52Or groomsmen for that matter
00:44:55Well, you know
00:44:56We're guys
00:44:57We take a little bit longer
00:44:58We're that kind of stuff
00:44:58Yeah
00:45:00Well, I gotta go
00:45:03I have a hair appointment at two
00:45:04And then a couple jewelry design appointments
00:45:06Wow, that's so fetch
00:45:07Congrats, girl
00:45:08Thanks, girl
00:45:09So I'll call you later
00:45:10Hey, do you mind dragging me home?
00:45:13No yoga
00:45:14No
00:45:15We missed it
00:45:16Um, yeah
00:45:17I guess
00:45:18Okay
00:45:20When did that start
00:45:22And did you know?
00:45:24Well, I mean, I kind of guessed, but
00:45:26Does she know about you two?
00:45:28What's there to know?
00:45:30Hallie should know better
00:45:31Seriously
00:45:32Anybody that knows you would know that you are so hot for him
00:45:34Becca, I am not so hot for him
00:45:36No, he's your friend
00:45:37And it is so typical of Hallie
00:45:40She's a fame whore
00:45:41No, she's not
00:45:43Damn it, she is a fame whore
00:45:46No, she's not
00:45:48Oh, God
00:45:49Hallie's just frustrating me so much right now
00:45:51And she doesn't deserve that
00:45:53Hallie was there for me when I had that swine flu
00:45:55Every time I've broken up with a quasi-boyfriend
00:45:58I don't know what I would have done about that stalker if it wasn't for Hallie
00:46:02I need something to take my mind off all this
00:46:06Dale, I don't know what I would do without you
00:46:11Oh, come on
00:46:12That's what friends are for
00:46:13Oh, honey, do you like that setting?
00:46:15Yeah, no, I do
00:46:16It's nice
00:46:17You didn't even look
00:46:18No, I did
00:46:18I'm looking
00:46:19Yeah, I love it
00:46:20It's
00:46:20What do you think, Dale?
00:46:22Oh, that's beautiful
00:46:23Yeah?
00:46:23Okay, I gotta go
00:46:24I gotta go
00:46:25I gotta go
00:46:25Wait, what?
00:46:25I gotta go
00:46:26I gotta go
00:46:26I'm 20 minutes late from the meeting
00:46:28Oh, look it
00:46:29That's great
00:46:30That was my favorite
00:46:30I love you
00:46:32I love you so much
00:46:33I love you
00:46:34Shit
00:46:36He makes me so mad
00:46:37We're planning the registry for the most important day of our life
00:46:41And he just leaves
00:46:42Maybe he's just feeling a bit of
00:46:44A bit of what?
00:46:45Anxiety?
00:46:45I can't believe you're defending him
00:46:48What?
00:46:49No, no, no, no
00:46:50I'm not defending him
00:46:51You just don't understand
00:46:52You can't possibly comprehend what it feels like inside of me right now
00:46:55Because you've never been here
00:46:56Well, that's
00:46:57That's true
00:46:59I used to think about what it'd be like
00:47:01To live your life, Dale
00:47:03Just walk in your shoes
00:47:05Nobody expects anything from you
00:47:07They don't
00:47:09No one expects anything from me?
00:47:12Mm-mm
00:47:13Because you don't have parents expecting
00:47:14Babies and marriages and perfect husbands
00:47:17It's really hard
00:47:19I mean, it's true, but
00:47:20It doesn't mean I want to end up alone
00:47:23Tell me something, Dale
00:47:26Am I expecting too much?
00:47:30Is wanting my fiancée to be excited about our wedding
00:47:33Is that too much?
00:47:34I don't know, Jill
00:47:38Back at St. Mary's for our first communion
00:47:41The biggest deal was finding out who you were going to get paired up with
00:47:45I dreamed of walking down the aisle with Billy Dobson
00:47:49Hand in hand
00:47:51But no such luck
00:47:52He was paired with Jill
00:47:53And I ended up with what's-his-face who picked his nose all the time
00:47:56I wonder if I'll ever get to walk down the aisle with a Billy Dobson of my own
00:48:02Oh, is this your parents?
00:48:13Yeah, that's them
00:48:14And is this you with your mother?
00:48:18Yeah
00:48:19Here, look at this one
00:48:24Oh, that's great
00:48:26With the smoke around Jibber's face
00:48:28Yeah
00:48:29So how's Hallie?
00:48:33Looks like you guys are an item now, huh?
00:48:34No
00:48:35No, not an item
00:48:37Definitely not
00:48:37She's a very nice girl
00:48:40But she doesn't take no for an answer, does she?
00:48:44Well, you're a big boy
00:48:45I'm sure you can handle her
00:48:46Hey, I wanted to ask you
00:48:49Did you tell her to pursue me?
00:48:54Hello there, Miss Homebody
00:48:56Why aren't you dressed yet?
00:48:58For what?
00:48:58Did you forget my big screen debut, Dale?
00:49:01We're going to my L.A. red carpet premiere
00:49:03Hello?
00:49:04What do you think, Johnson?
00:49:06I think she's dead
00:49:07No excuses
00:49:13Seven was supposed to tell you
00:49:15Yeah, well, he didn't
00:49:16Oh my god, I did actually
00:49:18It's just that you had your head buried in those photos
00:49:20And you didn't notice
00:49:20Well, I mean, can I wear this?
00:49:22It's L.A.
00:49:23You can wear whatever you want
00:49:24Okay, I'll just grab my purse
00:49:26I'll get your heels
00:49:27Well, hello to you too
00:49:30I thought you said you had a meeting to go to
00:49:31What?
00:49:32You said you had a meeting, remember?
00:49:34When I texted you earlier
00:49:35Oh, yeah, I did
00:49:36But, uh, but I'm done now
00:49:37Holly, Holly, what's up?
00:49:38What's going on?
00:49:39What's going on?
00:49:40I think I should be asking you that question
00:49:41Excuse me?
00:49:43What is going on, Dale?
00:49:45Look, I'm just...
00:49:46I'm just...
00:49:46Nothing?
00:49:47Did I miss something here?
00:49:48Wait, do you like him now?
00:49:50Is that it?
00:49:51Look, I'm just gonna leave, all right?
00:49:53Of course you are
00:49:54Zach, you're a piece of crap
00:49:56You know that?
00:49:57You're just another famous asshole guy
00:49:59Who thinks he can screw around with any girl he wants
00:50:01And then not call him
00:50:02Well, fuck you
00:50:02We're not even dating, Hallie
00:50:03I've told you that ten times
00:50:04Okay, look, look
00:50:05I'm just gonna leave, all right?
00:50:07Dale, as long as I'm here
00:50:08This is not gonna end well
00:50:09Just leave, okay?
00:50:14I bet you wanted that to happen, didn't you?
00:50:18I'm seriously not following you, Hallie
00:50:20You really need to calm down
00:50:21You put on this little woe-is-me act
00:50:23But I'm not buying it
00:50:24Just because you throw yourself at every guy
00:50:27Who's famous
00:50:28Who you think can get you somewhere
00:50:29And who you think wants you
00:50:31And then shoots you down
00:50:31You know what?
00:50:32Don't take that out on me, okay?
00:50:34You play the victim thing really well
00:50:36But it's a load of crap
00:50:38Shut up
00:50:39You're not my friend, Dale
00:50:41You're just like every other two-faced girl in L.A.
00:50:43You just play it better
00:50:44Come on, you guys
00:50:45This is retarded
00:50:46But you're just gonna take her side?
00:50:47I'm not taking anybody's side, okay?
00:50:50Come on, Hallie
00:50:50Let's go
00:50:51Just don't touch me
00:50:52Did that really just happen?
00:50:57This week on Dirty Roomies
00:51:07When you guys clean this up
00:51:08I can't live like this
00:51:09I made the mess
00:51:10I don't understand why
00:51:11I just have to clean it up
00:51:12You guys had sex?
00:51:14We have to do a paper edit on these
00:51:15And get them to the editor
00:51:16The producers want to see it by Friday
00:51:18I think clean's overrated
00:51:20There's still a lot of food down in the east
00:51:22I'm not pooping where I eat
00:51:23There's something really truthful about
00:51:25Just waiting and doing your whole job at once
00:51:27We're gonna use up all the dishes
00:51:29And then it's time to clean
00:51:30So you want to talk about it?
00:51:37Not really
00:51:37Hallie call?
00:51:41No
00:51:41Call her?
00:51:43And say what?
00:51:44I haven't done anything
00:51:45Until I do it
00:51:46I'm not a housewife
00:51:47I found fleas in the bedroom
00:51:49You mean my pets?
00:51:50I think fleas are people too
00:51:51And they should be treated as such
00:51:53Those are my pets
00:51:54And you're gonna kill them?
00:51:56Are you a murderess?
00:51:58Seven, what do you think I should do?
00:52:01Be honest
00:52:01Well, I've been honest
00:52:04Not with Hallie
00:52:06With yourself
00:52:08Sorry, babe
00:52:11I cannot give you any more advice on this one
00:52:13And you put on your pants
00:52:15Yeah, look
00:52:16If Vanessa has a problem with it
00:52:17She should clean that shit up
00:52:18Hey, it's Dale
00:52:20Listen, Hallie
00:52:22Will you
00:52:22Can you just call me back?
00:52:24Please?
00:52:26Since I have a private number
00:52:27Hallie won't pick up
00:52:28Neither will any of our friends
00:52:30In case it's, you know
00:52:31Someone annoying
00:52:32They will call you back
00:52:34But since we all have private numbers
00:52:36It's nearly impossible
00:52:37For us to communicate by phone
00:52:39Fortunately
00:52:40I pick up my phone
00:52:41Otherwise, this game of trading voicemails
00:52:43Would never end
00:52:44Hello?
00:52:45Hey, it's Hallie
00:52:46Hey
00:52:48Jerk off!
00:52:50You
00:52:50This guy's on his cell phone
00:52:52I can't drive
00:52:53Sorry
00:52:56Hey, are you okay?
00:52:59Yeah, I'm okay
00:53:00How are you?
00:53:02Hey, um
00:53:02You wanna meet up for dinner tonight?
00:53:05And maybe just
00:53:05Clear the air about everything?
00:53:07Yeah, I think we should
00:53:08How does 8pm at Keskate count?
00:53:10All right, sounds good
00:53:11Great, I'll meet you there
00:53:12Thanks
00:53:12Uh, uh, uh, uh
00:53:15Aww
00:53:19You didn't think I'd forget, did you?
00:53:22Wow, they're beautiful
00:53:23Thank you
00:53:24So what are the big plans for tonight?
00:53:28Well, that was, um, Hallie
00:53:30She wants to, uh, get together
00:53:31And so we can talk about everything
00:53:33I think she forgot it was my birthday, though
00:53:35I mean, which is understandable
00:53:37Under the circumstances
00:53:38What about the other girls?
00:53:40I guess it slipped their mind
00:53:41Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding
00:53:43And, you know, Becca just got that huge movie
00:53:45So, it's okay
00:53:47Happy birthday, Del
00:53:49Hi, I have a reservation for your, um, Squire or Hallie Kimble
00:54:01Thanks
00:54:04Surprise!
00:54:06Surprise!
00:54:09You didn't think you were gonna forget, did you?
00:54:11I kinda did
00:54:12Happy birthday
00:54:13Happy birthday
00:54:14Alright, you guys, let's dance!
00:54:16Woo!
00:54:17Woo!
00:54:17Woo!
00:54:18Woo!
00:54:18Woo!
00:54:18Woo!
00:54:19Cause you're my grave
00:54:20Get away
00:54:24If I might change
00:54:27Cause you're my grave
00:54:31Woo!
00:54:31Woo!
00:54:32Woo!
00:54:32Woo!
00:54:33Woo!
00:54:33Woo!
00:54:34Woo!
00:54:35Woo!
00:54:35Woo!
00:54:36Woo!
00:54:37Woo!
00:54:37Woo!
00:54:38Woo!
00:54:38Woo!
00:54:39Make a wish!
00:54:40But don't tell anyone or it won't come true.
00:54:43What could I possibly wish for?
00:54:52Happy birthday.
00:54:54Thank you, bye.
00:55:10You're drunk, Jill.
00:55:13You never cared before when I was drunk.
00:55:15And it's Dale's birthday, for Christ's sake.
00:55:19You have got to lower your voice now, because now you're making a scene.
00:55:22Uh, you've got to relax, Drew, because there's nothing I've never heard before.
00:55:26You are so self-centered, Drew.
00:55:30There's bigger things happening in the world than your stupid actor clients and the Nielsen ratings on the TV.
00:55:36You're now officially embarrassing everybody here, okay?
00:55:39Don't you dare effing tell me that I'm embarrassing you, okay?
00:55:44Because my friends think you're a douchebag.
00:55:47A nasty-ass sleazebag agent.
00:55:51Drew, we don't think you're a douchebag.
00:55:52It's okay. Thanks.
00:55:54Oh, where are you going to go?
00:55:55Are you going to go home and masturbate to one of your anime porns?
00:56:00It's cartoons.
00:56:02He made me watch anime porn.
00:56:03Yeah, I'm going to go home and masturbate.
00:56:05That's disgusting.
00:56:07Because it's better than anything you're giving me at home.
00:56:09No, because you love to masturbate.
00:56:11Because for you, it's like having sex with somebody that you love yourself.
00:56:15Wait, did you just make that up?
00:56:17Annie Hall, 77.
00:56:18I'm going home.
00:56:19You're going to go screw one of your actresses?
00:56:21One of your stupid, slutty, sleep-your-way-to-the-top actresses?
00:56:29I think I need to go to the bathroom.
00:56:32Somebody put a cigarette on.
00:56:34Now she's drunk, and you're pissed off.
00:56:37That's like the worst combination for you.
00:56:39I know.
00:56:40Oh, just as long as you stop it.
00:56:41It's okay.
00:56:47I'm stuck.
00:56:49I'm sorry, Dale.
00:56:50Jill, you don't have to be sorry.
00:56:52You just got a little wasted.
00:56:53That's all.
00:56:54Oh, I drank too much.
00:56:57Never drinking again.
00:56:58Oh, I've heard that one before.
00:57:04I'll let you once to marry me, you guys.
00:57:07And I'm getting married in three weeks.
00:57:11Drew?
00:57:12Don't worry about Drew right now.
00:57:13Just finish blowing chunks, okay?
00:57:15Why don't you go make sure everything's okay out there?
00:57:18I'll stay here with Jill.
00:57:19Okay.
00:57:21Listen, Hallie.
00:57:23I'm really sorry.
00:57:24Are we okay?
00:57:25Yeah, we're okay.
00:57:26I said a lot of things I didn't mean.
00:57:28I'm sorry.
00:57:28Me too.
00:57:29I'm so sorry.
00:57:30We're okay.
00:57:37Look what the cat dragged in.
00:57:39Seven told me about your little surprise party.
00:57:42You know, it's your birthday, so I wanted to come out.
00:57:45See you.
00:57:47I'm glad you did.
00:57:49Wait, where are the girls?
00:57:52Oh, my God.
00:57:52I told everybody he jacks off.
00:57:56Two cartoons.
00:57:57Oh, God.
00:57:58I am not drunk, but I definitely am sorry.
00:58:04Come on, let's go get something to eat.
00:58:05I'm really hungry.
00:58:07You two want to come eat?
00:58:08Oh, no, we'll stay.
00:58:09I mean, I'll stay again.
00:58:10I'll wait.
00:58:11I'll still stay with you.
00:58:13Okay.
00:58:13Bye.
00:58:15Bye.
00:58:16Thank you.
00:58:20Thank you.
00:58:21Thank you.
00:58:24Going?
00:58:25Wow.
00:58:26Quite a night.
00:58:28Yeah, definitely.
00:58:29It was a birthday dance?
00:58:32I don't know.
00:58:32Come on, come on.
00:58:56Finally!
00:58:58You're so cute!
00:59:00I knew it.
00:59:02I knew it.
00:59:04Do you feel older?
00:59:06Yes.
00:59:08So when is your tour starting?
00:59:10You know, we actually just had to push another month.
00:59:12Our tour manager totally screwed it up.
00:59:14She got the dates wrong.
00:59:16Actually, Cece, whom I think you've met.
00:59:20Oh.
00:59:22The blonde? Yeah, the blonde's...
00:59:24At the park and at the show.
00:59:26Right, you had a thing with her, right?
00:59:28No.
00:59:30No, no, no, no.
00:59:32He works with me.
00:59:34She's tour manager.
00:59:36I'm not into guys, but...
00:59:38What makes you think that I was into her?
00:59:40The fact that I'm now officially an idiot.
00:59:44His lesbian tour manager?
00:59:46Ugh.
00:59:48It's a birthday present.
00:59:58It'll bring you luck.
01:00:00I thought you could use a little bit.
01:00:02I'll stay asleep here for a day or two.
01:00:12Thank you.
01:00:14That's good.
01:00:16You're welcome.
01:00:18You're not mad at me.
01:00:20No.
01:00:21No.
01:00:22No.
01:00:23It's actually...
01:00:24Just the opposite.
01:00:25And that's the problem.
01:00:26I want that moment to last.
01:00:27I'll do whatever you ask.
01:00:28If you'll just bring me back.
01:00:30Don't get too attached, Dale.
01:00:32Come on, Jill.
01:00:33We're gonna go have a sleep over at Dale's tonight.
01:00:35Drew!
01:00:36You okay?
01:00:37She needs a couple glasses of water and some sleep.
01:00:39Let's go.
01:00:40Yeah, I can sleep.
01:00:41Let's go.
01:00:42Come on, babe.
01:00:43Oh, that's disgusting.
01:00:44No.
01:00:45This is definitely picture-worthy.
01:00:46Oh.
01:00:47Oh.
01:00:48Oh.
01:00:49Oh.
01:00:50Oh.
01:00:51Oh.
01:00:52Oh.
01:00:53Oh.
01:00:54Oh.
01:00:55Oh.
01:00:56Oh.
01:00:57Oh.
01:00:58Oh.
01:00:59Oh.
01:01:00Oh.
01:01:01Oh.
01:01:02Oh.
01:01:03Oh.
01:01:04Oh.
01:01:05Oh.
01:01:06Oh.
01:01:07Oh.
01:01:08Oh.
01:01:09Oh.
01:01:10Oh.
01:01:11Oh.
01:01:12Oh.
01:01:13Oh.
01:01:14Oh.
01:01:15Oh.
01:01:16Oh.
01:01:17Oh.
01:01:18Oh.
01:01:19Oh.
01:01:20Oh.
01:01:21Oh.
01:01:22Oh.
01:01:23Oh.
01:01:24Oh.
01:01:25Oh.
01:01:26Oh.
01:01:27Oh.
01:01:28Oh.
01:01:29Oh.
01:01:30Oh.
01:01:31Oh.
01:01:32Oh.
01:01:33Oh.
01:01:34Oh.
01:01:35Oh.
01:01:36Oh.
01:01:37Oh.
01:01:38Oh.
01:01:39Oh.
01:01:40Oh.
01:01:41Oh.
01:01:42Ja, aber das sollte sein, das ist die spannende Sache, nicht wahr?
01:01:46Warum habt ihr immer wieder Zuck?
01:01:52Weil ich nie dachte, dass ich...
01:01:55gut genug für ihn war.
01:01:57Aber du möchtest ihn viel, nicht wahr?
01:02:00Ja. Und du denkst, dass er ganz schön ist.
01:02:03Ja.
01:02:05Und du möchtest den doll ears?
01:02:07Ja.
01:02:08Das ist Bully.
01:02:10Und er ist eine der besten Freunde.
01:02:13Mhm.
01:02:14So, warum nicht ihr ihn?
01:02:16Ich habe immer ihn.
01:02:19Ich bin einfach nicht gut für einen Mann.
01:02:24Hallie, ich bin sorry, dass ich dich fühlte.
01:02:26Ich habe nicht...
01:02:27Ich habe nicht gedacht, dass ich mich nicht.
01:02:30Ich glaube, ich fühle mich wie du mit JP fühlst.
01:02:34Ja, ich verstehe das.
01:02:40Ich liebe dich.
01:02:42Ich liebe dich.
01:02:43Ich liebe dich.
01:02:45Ich liebe dich.
01:02:46Ich liebe dich.
01:02:48Ich liebe dich.
01:02:49Ich liebe dich.
01:02:51Ich liebe dich.
01:02:52Ich liebe dich.
01:02:55Ich liebe dich.
01:02:56Ich liebe dich.
01:02:57I'm so sorry.
01:03:05I love you.
01:03:15I really do love you.
01:03:17Me too.
01:03:19Smell my hair. Does it still smell like cigarettes?
01:03:31No, it smells like gel.
01:03:33Wow, look at this. Party at our place. It's only 9 a.m.
01:03:37Last night she was wearing the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties I've ever seen in my entire life.
01:03:43Oh, come on, Seven. We all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere.
01:03:47Please.
01:03:47Shut up. They were my period panties.
01:03:51Hello. Sorry to just barge in like that, but the door was open.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Look, I'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast. Who's in?
01:03:58Can't.
01:03:58Can't.
01:04:00Dale?
01:04:01Now, don't even begin to say no. You're coming with me. You need the fresh air. So does Bowie.
01:04:08What do you think, Bowie?
01:04:15All right. Twist our arm.
01:04:17To be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night, be my hope, be my truth.
01:04:31I will not forget you.
01:04:33I will not forget you.
01:04:34And through all the days of sleep, nights, this old ragged heart, too frail to fight, will hold on to you, till you are all I need.
01:04:52To be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night.
01:05:21And through all the days of sleep, I will not forget you.
01:05:28I will not forget you.
01:05:29Thank you.
01:05:33Danke.
01:05:34Ich denke, du hast zu gehen.
01:05:36Gut.
01:05:37Gehen in, Blake.
01:05:38Good job.
01:05:39Thanks.
01:05:40Ich brauche das.
01:05:42Ja.
01:05:43So habe ich.
01:05:44Definitiv.
01:05:57Okay.
01:05:58Can I just talk to you for a second, Dale?
01:06:01Just about you and me and about us and what's happening here and...
01:06:07What about us?
01:06:09I don't know, I just...
01:06:14I think I'm falling in love with you.
01:06:19And I know that scares you and I know that makes you want to run away, but I am not going anywhere, Dale.
01:06:26I'm not gonna die on you. I'm not your mother or your father.
01:06:30You are so scared of anything that's real and...
01:06:34And I'm right here.
01:06:38And I just want to know if you feel the same way.
01:06:44You hooked up with one of my best friends, Zach.
01:06:50Wow.
01:06:51Wow, I thought I understood what was going on here, but I guess I was just...
01:06:57I guess I was just totally wrong.
01:07:01I can't believe you're saying that about me. I can't believe you don't trust me.
01:07:04I just want something real.
01:07:10I've been chasing you for two years, Dale. Two years. You know how that feels?
01:07:16But I can't do it anymore, not if you don't feel the same way about me.
01:07:18The same way about me.
01:07:28Goodbye, Dale.
01:07:29I told Zach I want something real.
01:07:43And here I go, screwing up the best chance I'll ever have at something real.
01:07:47What do you think I wished for my birthday?
01:07:51It starts with C and ends with Ack.
01:07:56And it turns out, Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie.
01:08:03But even if he had, how could I blame him?
01:08:06I practically pushed him into Hallie's arms.
01:08:08She was right.
01:08:09Maybe I do play to victims sometimes.
01:08:11Everyone's been right about me.
01:08:13You're afraid of a real relationship, Dale.
01:08:15I just put a blind eye to it.
01:08:17I'm scared of getting hurt.
01:08:19Because he's too perfect.
01:08:21I've kept Zach at arm's length.
01:08:23You're so afraid of getting hurt that you end up picking guys that have absolutely no substance.
01:08:28Am I going to live the rest of my life with guys like this?
01:08:32Just to avoid someone real?
01:08:37No! Hell no!
01:08:39I'm ready to change.
01:08:41If I get one more chance, I won't screw it up again.
01:08:46If I just get one more chance.
01:08:49Where you walk with angels, love surround you.
01:08:56You walk with angels, wherever you are.
01:09:01You walk with angels, angels, angels, wherever you are.
01:09:12I'll be right there.
01:09:13What are you doing here?
01:09:14I wanted to come by and talk.
01:09:15Look, I think we've done enough talking.
01:09:16So I'm really not interested in talking with you.
01:09:18I just wanted to say that I understand that this isn't going to work.
01:09:21You and I, that is.
01:09:22You and I, that is.
01:09:23Okay.
01:09:24Why did you hang out with me?
01:09:25Because I don't want to be rude when you show up to my house unannounced.
01:09:26Like, well, like right now.
01:09:27And you're like a tiger.
01:09:28And you throw yourself at me.
01:09:29And I know I'm passing the blame right now, but it's the best I can come up with on the
01:09:32fly.
01:09:33No, I don't know.
01:09:34I'm really not interested in talking with you.
01:09:35I just wanted to say that I understand that this isn't going to work.
01:09:36You and I, that is.
01:09:39Okay.
01:09:41Why did you hang out with me?
01:09:46Because I don't want to be rude when you show up to my house unannounced.
01:09:49Like, well, like right now.
01:09:51And you're like a tiger.
01:09:52And you throw yourself at me.
01:09:55And I know I'm passing the blame right now, but it's the best I can come up with on the
01:09:58fly.
01:10:01Why aren't you with Dale?
01:10:03You're not the typical Hollywood guy, and she needs someone real like that.
01:10:08Look, I really don't know what to say to that.
01:10:11And Dale made it pretty clear that she's not interested in me.
01:10:15You guys just have something between you two.
01:10:18I've seen guys come in and out of her life, but I've never seen her be as comfortable and
01:10:24happy as she is when she's with you.
01:10:26Whatever she's going through, please don't give up on her, Zach.
01:10:31Just let her work it out.
01:10:37I'm sorry if I hurt you. I never meant to do that.
01:10:39You didn't. I hurt myself.
01:10:44I just gotta open my eyes a little wider next time.
01:10:49Can we maybe, um, hang out? Just like, be friends and stuff?
01:10:53Yeah, I don't see why not. That'd be good.
01:10:54Okay.
01:10:55Good night.
01:10:56Can we hang out right now? Maybe, like...
01:10:57I don't think that would be a very good idea.
01:10:58Just come in.
01:10:59All right.
01:11:00Yeah.
01:11:01Yeah.
01:11:02No, no, no, no. You don't understand. She wants yellow roses, not red.
01:11:04Okay, bye.
01:11:05Hey!
01:11:06Sounds like we got here just in time.
01:11:07How can we help, Maine of Honor?
01:11:09I am so late. Talk to seven.
01:11:10Okay. I'll be right back.
01:11:12Hello?
01:11:13Hello.
01:11:14Three. Two. One.
01:11:15Ladies.
01:11:17Sorry.
01:11:18Oh, I'm gonna do this one.
01:11:19I would be happy to be there because I've heard you, like,
01:11:34Hallo!
01:11:353, 2, 1...
01:11:37My keys!
01:11:39Yip!
01:11:413, 2, 1...
01:11:44And picture of Drew's mom!
01:11:50I'm gonna follow her, make sure she makes it all the way to the elevator and out the front door.
01:11:55Today's the fix-in!
01:12:07Okay, so the funny thing about pantyhose is there isn't a tad.
01:12:11How do you tell which way is the front?
01:12:13You really can't with these things.
01:12:16Hi!
01:12:17Is there a beautiful bride in here?
01:12:19Oh, look at you! Nice suit!
01:12:20Oh, shut up! You're the one who looks beautiful! It's your day!
01:12:23Gosh!
01:12:25Becca, what the hell are you doing?
01:12:27No, you're not wearing pantyhose. It's hot. Take them off.
01:12:31No. Ridiculous.
01:12:33I'm so sorry.
01:12:34Oh, my God! Where have you been?
01:12:36We just wanted to make sure everything's set up, you know, perfectly at the reception and the dinner, and it's great.
01:12:41Wow!
01:12:42You look amazing.
01:12:44You look like a princess.
01:12:46Hey, what's wrong?
01:12:56Oh, don't cry.
01:12:57It's just... I've dreamed about this day my whole life. Since my first communion. Is that weird?
01:13:03No, hon. We've all been dreaming about our own weddings.
01:13:06Now that I'm here, it just doesn't feel right.
01:13:11Everything will work out as it should.
01:13:14The future kind of has a funny way of doing that.
01:13:17We just have to wait and see how it all unfolds.
01:13:26Deep breath.
01:13:27Yeah. Take a deep breath.
01:13:28Yeah. Take a deep breath.
01:13:36Hey.
01:13:37Oh, wait. Picture.
01:13:38What? No. No pictures.
01:13:39Okay.
01:13:41Oh, you know you love it.
01:13:42You like that, huh? What about here?
01:13:44Work it.
01:13:45Oh, work it. Work it.
01:13:47You better tag me in all these photos.
01:13:48Okay, I like it.
01:13:49What? Oh.
01:13:50Hey.
01:13:51No, seriously. I can't find Drew.
01:13:53I'm sure he's just finishing getting ready.
01:13:57Seven, do you ever think about marriage?
01:13:59Do I ever think about marriage?
01:14:00To who? You?
01:14:01No. Never.
01:14:02No.
01:14:03Do you ever think about, you know, having a family?
01:14:07Kids?
01:14:08Yeah, I mean, I don't want to.
01:14:10Do you ever think about marrying a guy?
01:14:12Maybe.
01:14:13If they ever make it legal.
01:14:15Or if I ever move to Canada.
01:14:19Right.
01:14:20What about you, Dale?
01:14:22Do you ever want to get married?
01:14:25Excuse me, Dale?
01:14:26Hi.
01:14:27We're gonna close the front door just now.
01:14:29Uh, can I get a picture, please?
01:14:30Uh, sure.
01:14:31Princess picture pants here.
01:14:33She loves taking photos.
01:14:34It's their wedding gift.
01:14:35Especially of hot guys.
01:14:37No, I'm just kidding.
01:14:38Uh-huh, uh-huh. I like it.
01:14:41Uh-huh.
01:14:42Um, are they ready?
01:14:44Uh, I think so.
01:14:45Just give us two seconds.
01:14:46Okay.
01:14:47I'll go get Drew.
01:14:48Do one shirtless.
01:14:49Okay.
01:14:50Hey, we ready?
01:14:51No.
01:14:52What do you mean no?
01:14:53Well, we're waiting on Drew.
01:14:54Oh, so typical.
01:14:56Drew left no explanation with anyone.
01:14:58I guess he felt he didn't need to since he never actually asked you to marry him in the first place.
01:15:03But as difficult and embarrassing as the day was for Jill, deep down I don't think she was surprised.
01:15:18You can't push a guy into marriage like that and then expect a happy outcome.
01:15:20Perhaps at one point, Drew did love her.
01:15:21He just forgot why.
01:15:22He just forgot why.
01:15:23What?
01:15:24What?
01:15:25What?
01:15:26What now?
01:15:27Do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza?
01:15:30Um, what?
01:15:32Good?
01:15:33Do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza?
01:15:34A good day?
01:15:35I don't.
01:15:36No.
01:15:37I mean.
01:15:38Yeah.
01:15:39No.
01:15:40Who?
01:15:41I mean, I'm not sure what's going on.
01:15:43Hey, the whole party.
01:15:44Who is?
01:15:45I don't know what you're doing.
01:15:46I'm not sure if you're doing what's going on.
01:15:49What now?
01:15:54Do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza?
01:15:56Honey, I think she needs something a little bit stiffer than a pizza.
01:15:59How about a double jack on the rocks, huh?
01:16:02Uh, excuse me, Jill.
01:16:04I just want to let you know that my confessional is open all week long.
01:16:08I'll be there if you need to speak about anything or talk, get things off your mind.
01:16:11And I, um, I don't mean to have to do this.
01:16:15It's kind of required.
01:16:15Uh, this is a crisis prevention helpline if you need to talk to somebody about anything.
01:16:20And this is, uh, poison control.
01:16:23Probably might need that. I don't know.
01:16:25The good news is we have singles night at Tuesdays down in the basement.
01:16:28And we like to dance around. It's a lot of fun.
01:16:30I'm here to the church, but I dance and look.
01:16:33And if anyone has lifestyle changes they might want to reconsider, they can just, oh, come to my office.
01:16:38Thank you, Father.
01:16:39You're welcome.
01:16:39Thank you.
01:16:40Thank you very much.
01:16:42It's not him.
01:16:45He's gone.
01:16:54Let's go see Mommy and Daddy.
01:16:56Okay.
01:16:59Look, Katie.
01:17:00It's a bride.
01:17:00It's a bride.
01:17:01Come on.
01:17:04I'm going to be a bride one day, too.
01:17:06This is what my dress is going to look like.
01:17:08Like it?
01:17:08Yes.
01:17:09Very pretty.
01:17:10Thanks.
01:17:11Today's my first communion.
01:17:12Hey, my bale's the same as yours.
01:17:16Oh, you're right.
01:17:17It is.
01:17:18You're very pretty.
01:17:21Thank you.
01:17:23Are you the boy?
01:17:26Yes.
01:17:27You don't look as pretty as the bride.
01:17:29Bye.
01:17:30Bye.
01:17:32Story of my life.
01:17:33Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:17:40If you give us a ride, I'll make it worth your while.
01:17:42Listen, Dale, I'm too tired to drive.
01:17:44Will you drive my car home?
01:17:46Seven.
01:17:50Okay.
01:17:54Boys.
01:17:56Dale!
01:17:58Catch!
01:17:59No more douchebag boyfriends.
01:18:28Send me relationships.
01:18:30And keeping people at an emotional arm's length.
01:18:34I just wanted to say...
01:18:36No, wait.
01:18:45Sure, I'm putting myself at risk again.
01:18:48But I'm finally ready to face an uncertain but promising future.
01:18:52Where you walk with angels
01:18:57That all surround you
01:19:01You walk with angels
01:19:04Wherever you are
01:19:08You walk with angels
01:19:11Angels, angels
01:19:14Wherever you are
01:19:15Wherever you are
01:19:18Love is alive
01:19:24Alive like a newborn child
01:19:28Love is a war
01:19:31Broken and running wild
01:19:35Love is a thief
01:19:37Am I stealing your hearts tonight?
01:19:44You walk with angels
01:19:45You walk with angels
01:19:59You walk with angels
01:20:02With angels
01:20:03Angels
01:20:04Wherever you are
01:20:05You walk with angels
01:20:06Wherever you are
01:20:07You walk with angels
01:20:09Wherever you are
01:20:11You walk with angels
01:20:13You walk with angels
01:20:14You walk with angels
01:20:15With angels
01:20:16Angels
01:20:17Angels
01:20:18Wherever you are
01:20:20Wherever you are
01:20:22Wherever you are
01:20:26Wherever you are
01:20:27Wherever you are
01:20:53You walk with angels
01:20:56Your love is a candle that I need forever
01:21:03It burns me to you
01:21:05Your love is a word I'm
01:21:10Carries me stronger, pulling me through
01:21:14All that I needed to find
01:21:19It always been right by my side
01:21:24The first time I saw you
01:21:29Something slowed down in the world
01:21:33Thought all around the stars would make believe
01:21:38But you rocked me wherever you are
01:21:42I fell in love with a star
01:21:47Your love is a candle
01:21:53That takes all my troubles and makes them look small
01:21:58Your love is like God's name
01:22:03One perfect remedy
01:22:05Wait for my soul
01:22:08Nothing can keep me away
01:22:12Straight to you is the one step I'll take
01:22:17The first time I saw you
01:22:22Something slowed down in the world
01:22:26Thought all around the stars would make believe
01:22:31But you rocked me wherever you are
01:22:36My eyes were seen
01:22:38My eyes were seen
01:22:38The love I believe
01:22:40And it's always been right by my side
01:22:44I was stuck in the middle
01:22:47The most early single
01:22:50Will be one if you hold me tonight
01:22:53Oh, the first time I saw you
01:23:00Something slowed down in the world
01:23:05Thought all around the stars would make believe
01:23:10But you rocked me wherever you rocked me wherever you
01:23:15But you rocked me wherever you are
01:23:20Something slowed down in the world
01:23:24Thought all around the stars would make believe
01:23:28But you rocked me wherever you are
01:23:32Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:37Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:42I fall in love
01:23:46With a star
01:23:50Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:20Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:22Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:24Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:25Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:26Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:27Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:28Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:29Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:30Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:31Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:32Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:33Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:34Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:35Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:36Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:37Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:38Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:39Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:40Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:41Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:42Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:43Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:44Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:45Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:46Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:47Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:48Rocked me wherever you are