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00:01:28BIRDS CHIRP
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00:02:35Is that transformer broken again?
00:02:37Get to work on it!
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00:02:45Sounds good
00:02:46I could use a little more bass though
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00:03:12Hello?
00:03:16Hello? Testing! Testing!
00:03:20Thanks!
00:03:22Come on this way, lets get to work
00:03:26Ome, keep out of sight till you get that fixed.
00:03:57Bye, Bats.
00:04:21Where did you girls come from?
00:04:26Did your car break down?
00:04:32I'm going into town.
00:04:37How far are you girls going?
00:04:40All the way.
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00:05:26Well, let's go!
00:05:56Now start with that ball!
00:06:02Get your hands off me, you bastards!
00:06:04Goddammit!
00:06:06Why don't you take a shot at me, too?
00:06:12The fucking cow!
00:06:14Every straw!
00:06:16Hold that.
00:06:18I just know that nutcase is gonna come in here this morning looking for his life again.
00:06:29Yeah, she gets lost every night for about 50 bucks.
00:06:32So you'd think that jerk would catch on?
00:06:34Yeah, yesterday he told me that she said she was abducted by a UFO.
00:06:38Don't tell me.
00:06:39They did all kinds of sex experiments on her.
00:06:42Uh-huh.
00:06:43Why don't you just wise him up?
00:06:45Are you kidding? We're not gonna talk about it anymore.
00:06:47Excuse me!
00:06:48Take it in, you fragile bitch.
00:06:50Hey, uh, Greg?
00:06:52Yeah?
00:06:53I heard something this morning.
00:06:54Yeah, what's that?
00:06:55Well, uh, I'm not sure, but, um, I think Lasseter hired a new detective.
00:07:00What?
00:07:01Wes?
00:07:02From yesterday, as far as I know.
00:07:03Goddammit, are you sure?
00:07:04That's the worst!
00:07:05Son of a bitch, I was up for that assignment!
00:07:07I know!
00:07:08I got the fucking seniority!
00:07:09I know!
00:07:10What if they passed me up on Harrison?
00:07:12Who's a fucker for the job?
00:07:13Beat me!
00:07:14Unless there's something going down that we don't know about.
00:07:16Yeah!
00:07:17Go!
00:07:18Go!
00:07:19Go!
00:07:20Go!
00:07:21Go, go, go!
00:07:22Sorry!
00:07:24.
00:07:51Yeah, what the fuck is that?
00:08:01They signed into Oaken Shield.
00:08:04That's not the fucking bullets, isn't it?
00:08:10Yeah!
00:08:12Oaken Shield!
00:08:14More!
00:08:16Oh!
00:08:21Oh, my, my, my!
00:08:50They're right here.
00:08:52What happened?
00:08:53What the hell's going on?
00:08:55Nothing, nothing.
00:08:56I just dropped my keys.
00:08:57That's all.
00:08:58How did all this happen?
00:08:59Don't ask.
00:09:00Thank you, Lieutenant.
00:09:02Yeah, but...
00:09:03Thank you, gentlemen.
00:09:04Thank you for your concern.
00:09:05Bye-bye.
00:09:12So, Chip, what happened last night?
00:09:14We never met up, huh?
00:09:15Oh, man, I gotta tell you.
00:09:16I'm in love.
00:09:18You're in love?
00:09:19Yeah, yeah.
00:09:20How did this minor miracle happen?
00:09:21You know that girl Molly?
00:09:22Uh-huh.
00:09:23Well, uh, after the game we went and had a cup of coffee and, um...
00:09:28And?
00:09:29And?
00:09:30She talked to me.
00:09:31She talked to you?
00:09:32Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:09:33I asked her questions and she answered them.
00:09:36And I'm not talking about, you know, yes or no answers, but like, whole sentences.
00:09:40Like, communication.
00:09:41There was, like, real dialogue going on.
00:09:43It was fun.
00:09:44Wow.
00:09:45Fabulous.
00:09:46Oh, man.
00:09:47Hey, guys.
00:09:48There's nothing like it.
00:09:49What's going on, Kurt?
00:09:50What's going on?
00:09:51Let's talk about what's going in.
00:09:52Molly.
00:09:53Last night.
00:09:54Good night last night, huh?
00:09:56Home run, boy.
00:09:58You're in a pit, man.
00:09:59That's great.
00:10:00Which Molly was this?
00:10:02Molly.
00:10:03You know, brown hair, a pulse, I don't know, body heat.
00:10:06With a cleft in the chin, right?
00:10:08I don't know.
00:10:09I didn't get a real good look at her face.
00:10:10Yeah, and how about that tongue, huh, man?
00:10:11Oh, stop now!
00:10:15So, where'd you do her?
00:10:16Where'd you do her?
00:10:17Hey!
00:10:18Oh, Molly!
00:10:20Oh, Molly!
00:10:21Oh, Molly!
00:10:22Oh, Molly, marry me!
00:10:24Oh, Molly!
00:10:25Speaking of girls, did you call his girl from the mall?
00:10:28I thought you were going to call them.
00:10:30Hey!
00:10:31What?!
00:10:32You said you were going to call them!
00:10:33I called them, I called them.
00:10:34And?
00:10:35They're busy.
00:10:36Hey, we got the place for five days.
00:10:37We got beer, we got football, we got television, what else do we need?
00:10:40Damn right, who needs girls?
00:10:42Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:10:44Hey, son of an idiot.
00:10:45Are you going to freshen up a little bit?
00:10:51Check this out!
00:10:58Hello, gentlemen.
00:10:59Would you care to indulge in some carnal experimentation?
00:11:03Oh, May.
00:11:04Lower verbal intercourse intelligence corset level.
00:11:09Is this a party or what?
00:11:12Lower VIIQ and specify.
00:11:14Alright.
00:11:17Wanna fuck?
00:11:24Somebody say yes.
00:11:25Come in.
00:11:28Detective Lieutenant Oakenshield?
00:11:29Of course.
00:11:30Of course.
00:11:31What can I do to him?
00:11:32Uh, sir.
00:11:33I'm Detective John Mioff.
00:11:34I'm your new partner.
00:11:35Excuse me?
00:11:36Chief Lasseter sent me over.
00:11:37I'm your new partner.
00:11:38Uh, John Mioff.
00:11:39My friend just called me Jack.
00:11:40Oh!
00:11:41Ah!
00:11:42Ah!
00:11:43Oh!
00:11:44Ah!
00:11:45Ah!
00:11:46Ah!
00:11:47Ah!
00:11:48Oh!
00:11:49Ah!
00:11:50Ah!
00:11:51Ah!
00:11:52Ah!
00:11:53Ah!
00:11:54Ah!
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00:11:57Ah!
00:11:58Ah!
00:11:59Ah!
00:12:00Ah!
00:12:01Ah!
00:12:02Ah!
00:12:03Ah!
00:12:04Ah!
00:12:05Jack, throw your coat on the tree over there, will you?
00:12:07I'm just studying the picture of a security camera tape,
00:12:12trying to get a good look at the face of a man
00:12:14that pinched ten cans of paint from Earl's hardware store last night.
00:12:20Sir, that picture on your desk that you were studying,
00:12:22I believe you blew your nose in it, sir.
00:12:25What?
00:12:27Oh.
00:12:30Oh, well, we'll get another.
00:12:35I think we may be able to solve this one
00:12:36by keeping an eye open for a newly painted lavender house.
00:12:41Well, sit down, sit down.
00:12:43Let's not waste any time getting acquainted.
00:12:45Yes, sir.
00:12:46So, what would you like to know about me?
00:12:49Just a little, uh, background.
00:12:53Well, my training started with the...
00:12:55Now, excuse me, you may have noticed that, uh,
00:12:57I'm not from around this horse.
00:13:00Oh, I arrived here several years ago
00:13:02after spending most of my career with Scotland Yard.
00:13:07Before you, uh...
00:13:08I uncovered a very embarrassing little ditty
00:13:13concerning a rather prominent member of the royals.
00:13:17Well, up further detail.
00:13:19Let's just say it had to do with a certain popular princess,
00:13:23a leather-thong bikini,
00:13:25a carrot and a bucket.
00:13:29Oh, dear.
00:13:30Well, when they take you to, uh,
00:13:32Buckingham Palace to, uh,
00:13:34receive a medal,
00:13:35it's very easy to get lost.
00:13:37It's a massive place, you know.
00:13:40At any rate, I, uh, found my way here
00:13:42with the highest of recommendations
00:13:44and have been every bit of success
00:13:47full, uh,
00:13:50as I was at home.
00:13:51Is there something wrong?
00:13:55Well, I was just looking at that
00:13:57quite impressive citation hanging on the wall.
00:14:00Oh, well, that one.
00:14:01That one.
00:14:02That was for, uh,
00:14:03solving, uh, a jewel theft in London.
00:14:06Of course, it's actually.
00:14:08Scotland Yard got baffled by that one.
00:14:10Yes.
00:14:12Let me tell you about that one.
00:14:13You see, there was this, uh,
00:14:15jewel thing called Tokaz Belay.
00:14:17Hey, so don't you think it's time
00:14:21we disassemble the hydrogen and oxygen molecules?
00:14:23What?
00:14:24Uh, surely means break the ice.
00:14:29Come over here.
00:14:30We'll see if we can melt some ice.
00:14:32That was quick.
00:14:33Uh, you guys live here alone?
00:14:38Oh, well, my parents are in Europe
00:14:40for two weeks.
00:14:41Oh, well, you girls hear any good jokes lately?
00:14:50I heard one.
00:14:51I heard one.
00:14:52I heard one.
00:14:53What does a Tarellian girl
00:14:55put behind her ears
00:14:56to make herself more attractive?
00:14:58What?
00:15:00Her ankles.
00:15:02Uh, she means blonde girl.
00:15:05Oh, I love it.
00:15:15They even know Swedish words.
00:15:18Swedish words?
00:15:21Anyway, I've got another one.
00:15:22I've got another one.
00:15:24Why did you really, I mean, blondes?
00:15:27Why do blondes wear underwear?
00:15:29To keep their ankles warm.
00:15:30You hate that one.
00:15:35Sure, what do you think?
00:15:36This is New Jersey, not Mars.
00:15:39Mars?
00:15:40That would make no sense on Mars.
00:15:43Oh, yeah?
00:15:44Why not?
00:15:46Silly.
00:15:47Martians don't have ankles.
00:15:51Um, Charlie, I think we are right.
00:15:56Sorry.
00:15:57Boys, we have an idea.
00:16:01I like this idea.
00:16:07We want to do you one at a time.
00:16:10Three on one.
00:16:12What do you think?
00:16:14I'm poised up.
00:16:16Uh-huh.
00:16:17Not yet.
00:16:20We've got five more days of this.
00:16:23If I die today, I'd go happy, man.
00:16:26I'm so glad you feel that way.
00:16:27Girls, take the guys to the upstairs room.
00:16:34Then come back, and let's play with...
00:16:38With...
00:16:38With...
00:16:39With...
00:16:41With...
00:16:42Jeffy.
00:16:44My mom.
00:16:47This shouldn't take long.
00:16:52We're going to get you hotter than you've ever been in your whole life.
00:17:13You girls aren't, uh, out of this world.
00:17:18Not yet.
00:17:21Wait here.
00:17:22Honey.
00:17:27Back.
00:17:28We return to the scene of...
00:17:36Of the paint, then.
00:17:37Exactly.
00:17:38See if we can't get the feel of the crime.
00:17:42Feel?
00:17:42Yes.
00:17:43You know, why ten gallons?
00:17:46Why lavender?
00:17:47Now, what would you do with ten gallons of lavender paint?
00:17:50Well, I...
00:17:50Does it show any latent tendencies on behalf of the thief?
00:17:55That sort of rubbish.
00:17:57Okay.
00:17:58First, I think it's time for a light lunch.
00:18:01And I'll be happy to show you a small cafe at the end of the block
00:18:04that serves an excellent sandwich and a surprisingly good cup of tea.
00:18:09After you, lieutenant.
00:18:10Oh, please.
00:18:11Copy.
00:18:12You know, it's funny the way you Americans say that.
00:18:15A lieutenant.
00:18:16It sounds like someone's renting a bathroom.
00:18:19Don't you think that doing your nails is going to get in the way of your reading?
00:18:25Me of Oak and Shield.
00:18:27You two have met.
00:18:27Good.
00:18:28There's something I want to show you.
00:18:29We're just on our way to the scene of the lavender paint.
00:18:32That can wait.
00:18:33This way.
00:18:34Now.
00:18:37All right.
00:18:38Remember timing.
00:18:39Get him at the peak of excitement.
00:18:42I'll be the main exciter.
00:18:43Ome, you stand behind and drain.
00:18:46Shirley, you watch and fondle and learn.
00:18:51I'm ready.
00:18:51I'll be the main exciter.
00:19:04Wow, don't you think we should have music?
00:19:21I think we should have music while you dance.
00:19:34Do you mind if I change the station?
00:19:48That's better.
00:19:59Are you ready for some action?
00:20:02Oh, yes.
00:20:32This was found about 10 miles out on State Road 7.
00:20:45The coroner is on his way in now.
00:20:49What do you make of it?
00:20:57It looks like a large pink raisin in a Hawaiian shirt.
00:21:03Could it be some kind of plant or animal remains?
00:21:06Who found it?
00:21:07A bunch of kids found it behind some bushes.
00:21:12They were using it for third base.
00:21:15Their parents called us when they tried to bring it in the house.
00:21:18Oh, it does have an unusual smell if I do say so.
00:21:22Don't touch it until we have a better idea what it is.
00:21:25It's unbelievable.
00:21:28Or something that was run over by a truck.
00:21:31Where's Chip?
00:21:32Can you wear him out?
00:21:33He's drained.
00:21:34Oh, wow.
00:21:35Draining's good.
00:21:36Mm-hmm.
00:21:37Really good.
00:21:38So, uh...
00:21:39Oh my goodness.
00:21:40Oh my goodness.
00:21:41Oh my goodness.
00:21:42Oh my goodness.
00:21:43Oh my goodness.
00:21:44Having a good time?
00:21:57Stop.
00:21:58Hold it.
00:21:59What are you doing?
00:22:00Draining him.
00:22:01Draining him?
00:22:02Haven't you learned anything yet?
00:22:04I...
00:22:05I...
00:22:06I...
00:22:07I didn't...
00:22:08I got excited.
00:22:09You got excited.
00:22:10You got excited?
00:22:12I'm going over this one more time.
00:22:15Do I have to hear this again?
00:22:17Hold your tongue!
00:22:18Stop holding your tongue!
00:22:20I hate this language.
00:22:21Shirley, what happens when you drain a subject that isn't sexually aroused?
00:22:26The, um...
00:22:27Human life essence fluids don't have the same chemical balance to properly stimulate correct nerve synapses.
00:22:33Subsequently, the drug isn't as potent.
00:22:35And?
00:22:36And the selling price is...
00:22:38Half.
00:22:40Exactly.
00:22:41And what's the one thing we don't want?
00:22:44Half!
00:22:45It's a shame to waste a man with such a high testosterone level.
00:22:49I know.
00:22:50We don't need that many and there are plenty out there.
00:22:53Shirley?
00:22:54Kill him.
00:22:56And use the no conversion journey setting.
00:22:59Who is the nombre of dogs gaunt?
00:23:00Ooooooooooooooooooohoantal!
00:23:04Come on!
00:23:05We havebsen when you do!
00:23:08You're very quiet during lunch.
00:23:09Are you concerned?
00:23:10I am.
00:23:11I know.
00:23:12Do you have any idea what that thing of beet?
00:23:16What thing?
00:23:18The thing in the corner's office!
00:23:20That?
00:23:21I don't know what that is soon enough.
00:23:23I'm still concerned over what someone would want with ten gallons of lavender paint.
00:23:27I see.
00:23:29That's an unusual theft, don't you think so, Jack?
00:23:33Yes, it certainly is, certainly is.
00:23:36But do you think possibly it could be related to that thing in the coroner's office?
00:23:41Interesting, in what way?
00:23:45Two very odd things at once, happening in the same town at the same time.
00:23:50Do you think maybe we should...
00:23:52Distinct concept, Jack.
00:23:54There could be a connection.
00:23:56Maybe we should...
00:23:58FIRE!
00:24:02Uh, I, uh...
00:24:04I think it's your peeper, sir.
00:24:06I do, Max.
00:24:08The coroner's office, come on, let's get a move on.
00:24:10Right, sir.
00:24:12Go and get these sterilized, would you, please?
00:24:16Right, always.
00:24:18Go and get these sterilized, would you, please?
00:24:20Right, always.
00:24:22The coroner's office is quite Gutierrez.
00:24:24Sorry that I was on the throne ofbtpro Wähler.
00:24:28That was no entrance step of his αυτό park.
00:24:32Oh no.
00:24:34If he wanted to, he couldn't fix the path.
00:24:37Whether he missed the path.
00:24:38But to pursue hisлинial despair maybe he could kill him.
00:24:41Are you guys without a son know?
00:24:42Uh, that was working with little guy.
00:24:44One year's emergency.
00:24:45Oh no.
00:24:46I want you to be very very careful with these psalms and with the instruments we don't know
00:25:09what this is or what caused it but if for some reason this could be viral then any direct contact
00:25:21could be deadly right oh good afternoon Mickey evening cup you beeped us then kept us waiting
00:25:37what's the emergency I'm sorry this is just too weird I had to be sure before I committed myself
00:25:47who's this my new partner Jeff Murray John Mioff oh call me Jack Jack what is it what was it
00:26:00I believe that this was a male Caucasian what white man thanks well what the hell's going on here
00:26:14hi yeah hi I just got finished the chief and um and I was telling you Mickey here that it's a man
00:26:22a man Jesus Christ what happened my guest and I mean guess so far is that somehow but I have no idea
00:26:37how at this moment something and I have I have no idea what took every living thing out of this person's
00:26:47body and eliminated it from the shell which essentially is dead cell matter I thought so
00:26:57what makes sense you know you know a little bit about forensics do you yeah well you know forensics
00:27:05was one of my favorite subjects but uh there seems to be a lot left here uh and just dead outer skin
00:27:12well whatever it was it seemed to work outward from from within it it it got to a point and then
00:27:20stopped or was that possibly what do you think is there anything in the chemical makeup of lavender
00:27:34paint that will cause such a thing Greg what the hell are you doing in here without permission
00:27:42we want to keep this thing quiet until we know what we're dealing with it it's all right you two
00:27:46and look Greg and Paul helped to bring it in they know about it I sent them out to ask around about
00:27:51missing persons um sir do you think that these things could be a joke a gag you know one of those
00:27:58college initiation stunts no no this is too weird even for college kids we uh checked the general area
00:28:07you know asked around about uh missing persons or any unusual occurrences and what did you come up
00:28:12with constable lily greenlaw lives right up the road from where we found it she said her brother rob
00:28:18was supposed to come and pick her up this morning and take her to cheerleading practice but he never
00:28:21showed up anything else he drives a convertible we got the tag and make it have an apb on it right now
00:28:28excellent and where is the young lady now she's in the office making a statement
00:28:37bring her here what okay shield what the hell i have an idea if you would be so kind as to bear with me
00:28:48my that's an unstable piece of furniture right don't get the girl wait here sir may i ask uh what are you
00:28:58going to do with the girl all we spend time looking for this young woman's brother i think we should
00:29:04be sure we have a legitimate missing persons case here my brother didn't show up to take her to
00:29:10cheerleading practice when knowing the nature of young men i'm sure that driving one sister to
00:29:16cheerleading practice has got to be somewhere on the priority list below listening to md hammer
00:29:22now with something this serious we have to be absolutely sure of our facts every detail must
00:29:28be examined thoroughly and statements made by teenage girls cannot be accepted as facts what the hell are
00:29:36you talking about let me handle this miss greenlaw yes sir please try not to be upset we're certainly going
00:29:46to do our best to find your brother in regards to this i have only one question to ask you are you sure
00:29:54you're brave enough to answer it yes sir oh god then in that case if i may ask does this look familiar
00:30:16you can fly an intergalactic spacecraft but you can't figure out how to put the seat up
00:30:29just kidding
00:31:29So where are we going?
00:31:37A place called Chicago's is supposed to be a really hot club.
00:31:43Should we bring our environmental adjustment controls?
00:31:49Oops. Did anybody bring any local currency?
00:31:54Don't worry. We won't be needing any of that. Not here.
00:32:29And get them alone.
00:32:30Hey.
00:32:31Go.
00:32:32Hey.
00:32:34Hey, Porky.
00:32:42This drink tastes like shit.
00:32:44You figure you know what shit tastes like?
00:32:47Oh!
00:32:49Look, lardass, don't give me no lip.
00:32:52Just tell it to kangal up behind the bar to put another shot in there.
00:32:55Yes, sir.
00:32:56I bet you they push her through the Lincoln Tunnel twice in here.
00:33:03To clean it.
00:33:04That's too long.
00:33:04I bet you they're good.
00:33:05Better?
00:33:05Much.
00:33:14Now give me another one just like it.
00:33:18Better?
00:33:29Much.
00:33:30Now give me another one, just like it.
00:33:39Hi.
00:33:40I'm new in town.
00:33:42Where can a woman find some excitement around here?
00:33:46Can you put a shot in here?
00:33:48Yeah, sure.
00:33:49Hi.
00:33:52Want to buy a girl a drink?
00:33:55I just get so woozy.
00:33:59I like woozy.
00:34:02Hi there.
00:34:04Want a blowjob?
00:34:06Stupid.
00:34:09Would you like a lift home, Jack?
00:34:11No, no thanks.
00:34:13Got myself a small place a couple blocks over, for now anyway.
00:34:16Now I need to, I need to take a walk and do some thinking.
00:34:19Suit yourself.
00:34:20The offer's always there.
00:34:22Thanks.
00:34:24You know, I was really shocked with that cheerleader thing.
00:34:27But you showed him.
00:34:31Did you see the look on Lassiter's face?
00:34:34Yes.
00:34:34Yes, actually I did, yes.
00:34:37I have to admit, there for a while, sir, I really thought that you were just some kind of...
00:34:40Making a right bloody horse's gob hole out of myself, right?
00:34:43Oh, something like that, yeah.
00:34:45Jack, I just have a feel for this type of work.
00:34:48It's in my blood.
00:34:49Most people don't realize that you're either born with it or...
00:34:53I think they're just jealous.
00:34:55I mean, no matter how improbable your solutions may seem, they get results.
00:35:00I mean, some of your past cases show a brilliant sense of deduction.
00:35:04It just doesn't help being a foreigner.
00:35:06Yeah, I know.
00:35:08They think that bringing someone over from London is like taking a job away from one of them.
00:35:13Well, there might be something to that.
00:35:18But I always...
00:35:19But nothing.
00:35:20You get results.
00:35:21Some people don't like that because to them, it's just a job.
00:35:26Imperial, Jack.
00:35:27Absolutely imperial.
00:35:29You seem to have a rare insight into my situation.
00:35:32I did some homework, sir.
00:35:33Well, jolly good.
00:35:35I'll see you in the morning when the lab tests are due back.
00:35:397 a.m.?
00:35:397 it is.
00:35:41Oh, and Jack.
00:35:43Do something about this tie, will you?
00:35:46There's a good chapter.
00:35:47Start me out.
00:35:51Ah, then.
00:35:55Backward driving revolutionary savages.
00:35:59God.
00:36:00Ben it.
00:36:04Oh, I'm sorry.
00:36:08Are you all right?
00:36:09I was stuck, you see.
00:36:11I'm all right.
00:36:11I think you are fine.
00:36:14This is wet.
00:36:16Oh, yes.
00:36:16I'm sorry.
00:36:17I'm so embarrassed.
00:36:18Oh.
00:36:19I wasn't looking and I certainly wasn't thinking.
00:36:24I was just driving ahead.
00:36:25You know, like I tend to do when I have a specific mission in mind.
00:36:29And, uh, I'm sorry.
00:36:31I'm, uh, Detective Lieutenant Michael Oakenshield of, uh, Scotland.
00:36:36Oh, Detective, please.
00:36:39I'm fine.
00:36:40Just take it easy.
00:36:42Am I overreacting?
00:36:44Well, I'm sorry, lassie.
00:36:46You're not like the dog, of course.
00:36:48I'm fine.
00:36:50Stop apologizing.
00:36:52Well, I just want to make sure that I, uh, haven't hurt you, uh, Miss...
00:36:57Champaix.
00:36:59Miss Champaix.
00:37:01Yes, that's lovely.
00:37:05Well, is there, uh, anything I can do?
00:37:09Escort you back to your, your car, your, your home?
00:37:13Well, it's just four blocks or so to the house I've rented.
00:37:17I'm just busy.
00:37:18Oh, then, please.
00:37:19Allow me, if I may.
00:37:22It certainly would make me feel better to know that you got back to your flat safely
00:37:27after I so rudely interrupted you.
00:37:29All right.
00:37:30It would be nice to have some company.
00:37:33But you have to promise not to apologize anymore.
00:37:37But, of course.
00:37:38Sorry.
00:37:39Oops.
00:37:40Good.
00:37:42Shall we, uh...
00:37:44Why, yeah.
00:37:44Be on.
00:37:51You drink alcohol?
00:38:06Yep.
00:38:07Good shit.
00:38:09Come on, boys.
00:38:10I'm yours.
00:38:11Who's first?
00:38:12Woo!
00:38:17Woo!
00:38:21Hey, baby.
00:38:27Want a date?
00:38:29Date?
00:38:30Shit, baby.
00:38:31I want to be sucked dry.
00:38:32Oh, don't you worry.
00:38:34It's good to be the king.
00:38:35Whoa, whoa, baby.
00:38:37A little hunk of hunk of burn.
00:38:38Hold up.
00:38:49What's your name?
00:38:51Ron.
00:38:51Great car.
00:38:57Can we go for a ride?
00:38:59Yeah.
00:39:00I know a great place we could go.
00:39:02It's right down the road.
00:39:04It's a warehouse.
00:39:06Nobody ever goes there.
00:39:08Great.
00:39:10What'd you get in?
00:39:11Come on.
00:39:30Come on.
00:39:32If you wanna, I think I know what's coming up next.
00:39:49So fly with a hit, man spy, but I'll throw it out its best.
00:39:54Super situation, she's keepin' throwin' looks my way.
00:39:59So, where are you from?
00:40:00Venus.
00:40:01Oh, yeah, Libra.
00:40:03Hey, Fred, how you doin'?
00:40:04Well, I think this chick really digs me.
00:40:07And I might be losin' some bodily fluids tonight, if you know what I mean.
00:40:14You know, you're awful healthy lookin' for.
00:40:16Hey.
00:40:17Don't be afraid.
00:40:18Hey.
00:40:19Don't be afraid.
00:40:20This place is pretty scary.
00:40:21Yeah.
00:40:22Come here.
00:40:23Come here.
00:40:24Come here.
00:40:25Hey.
00:40:26Don't be afraid.
00:40:27Hey.
00:40:28Don't be afraid.
00:40:29This place is pretty scary.
00:40:30Yeah.
00:40:31Come here.
00:40:32Come here.
00:40:33You feel real good.
00:40:34Mm-hmm.
00:40:35You feel real good.
00:40:36Mm-hmm.
00:40:37Mm-hmm.
00:40:38Mm-hmm.
00:40:39Mm-hmm.
00:40:40Mm-hmm.
00:40:41You feel real good.
00:40:42Mm-hmm.
00:40:43Mm-hmm.
00:40:44You feel real good.
00:40:45Mm-hmm.
00:40:46Let me give you a little back rub.
00:40:47You feel real good, huh?
00:41:01Let me give you a little background.
00:41:17It feels good.
00:41:27Excited?
00:41:28Oh, yeah.
00:41:30I'm good.
00:41:34I almost hate to do this.
00:41:37Alright, walk over your purse.
00:41:40What the hell is that?
00:41:42This little thing, it's nothing.
00:41:44Nothing in my ass, what are you crazy?
00:41:46Worse than that, you're obviously useless to me now.
00:41:50What's that supposed to mean?
00:41:53You fucking nut!
00:41:57Wait, you're nuts?
00:42:01Hey, what the hell is going on?
00:42:04What are you doing?
00:42:06What are you doing?
00:42:09I can make that pretty face real ugly.
00:42:20Oh, yeah?
00:42:21Well, so can I.
00:42:24What are you doing?
00:42:25I'm sorry.
00:42:26I'm sorry.
00:42:27I'm sorry.
00:42:28I'm sorry.
00:42:29I'm sorry.
00:42:30What the hell is going on?
00:42:31That's what?
00:42:33I'm sorry.
00:42:34I'm sorry.
00:42:55So we're going to Halloween, ain't it asshole?
00:43:55It's too bad.
00:44:07I can't use you like this.
00:44:09How do you want me?
00:44:12I can be any way you want.
00:44:15Just tell me!
00:44:18It's no good.
00:44:20I need to be excited.
00:44:22Hot.
00:44:23I can be excited.
00:44:26I can get hot.
00:44:28Real hot!
00:44:36Now you're hot.
00:44:37It must be fascinating being a policeman.
00:44:47It must.
00:44:48I mean, it is.
00:44:50It is.
00:44:51It's a challenging, important vocation.
00:44:54I knew I wanted to be a policeman from the time I was ten years old.
00:44:58I remember seeing my older brother, Nigel, grab a bicycle from another boy.
00:45:05So I raced out of the yard with a short stick, and I hit him squarely on the head, all the time announcing, what's all this then?
00:45:15I'm handing that young man's bicycle out.
00:45:17That's just adorable.
00:45:18Adorable, yes.
00:45:20It was my brother's bike.
00:45:23He had loaned it to the other chap and refused to give it back to him.
00:45:27He bloodied my behind for that one, I can tell.
00:45:31It does seem silly, doesn't it?
00:45:33Yes.
00:45:33I rarely make that mistake now.
00:45:35Oh, I'll bet you command the respect of every officer on the force.
00:45:41Yes.
00:45:42Yes, I do, ma'am.
00:45:45What kind of cases do you handle?
00:45:48Talbicides, everything.
00:45:50Theft, vice, homicide.
00:45:53Homicide?
00:45:53Well, it's not as rampant as, say, New York or Los Angeles, but we've had our share of unfortunate, even bizarre incidents.
00:46:02Hey, you two, let's see some cash.
00:46:06Excuse me?
00:46:07I said let's see some money or I'll cut your fucking face.
00:46:10I see.
00:46:11A mugging.
00:46:13Hey, rocket scientists, what gave it away, the knife?
00:46:16Cut the shit, give me your wallet.
00:46:18Sir, you're frightening the young lady for no good reason.
00:46:22Do you know who I am?
00:46:23No, but when I see your American Express card, I'm sure I'll figure it out.
00:46:27I'm Detective Lieutenant Michael Oakenshield.
00:46:31Hot damn.
00:46:32Listen, Limey, your wallet now before somebody gets cut.
00:46:35Hey, Limey, you keep your bloody gobs shut.
00:46:39What?
00:46:39What the hell was that?
00:46:46And let that be a lesson to you, you steroid-taking-the-and-of-all-out.
00:46:56And don't let me see you around my patch again.
00:46:58Oh, Detective, that was wonderful.
00:47:02Miss Champagne, are you all right?
00:47:05Fine, thank you, but you saved me.
00:47:08It will be something horrible.
00:47:10I don't like to be forceful like that.
00:47:13My training teaches me to try to resolve all disputes through peaceful endpoints.
00:47:19Oh, that sounds wonderful.
00:47:21Oh, yes.
00:47:23I don't like everyone to know that my hands are lethal weapons.
00:47:29It's something I like to keep to myself.
00:47:32Oh, my good woman.
00:47:47What happened?
00:47:48Did you trip?
00:47:50These sidewalks are in terrible disrepair, aren't they?
00:47:52The cracks stick up and...
00:47:54You blind jackass!
00:48:00Lieutenant, Mickey, are you all right?
00:48:03Fine, fine.
00:48:05Shall we continue?
00:48:07Have I told you about my Mickey Mouse impersonations?
00:48:11Oh, that's bitter!
00:48:13Are you sure you're okay?
00:48:15I mean, how is your...
00:48:16Fine, fine.
00:48:18That was very strange.
00:48:20That woman was in a wee bit of a snit, wasn't she?
00:48:24I usually get along rather famously with elderly people and children.
00:48:29Hello, missy.
00:48:30What's your name, then?
00:48:37We should stop now.
00:48:39We have another day,
00:48:40and we don't want to take too many from the same location at one time.
00:48:43And we have to detoxify Shirley.
00:48:47In the morning, we'll talk.
00:48:51Ooh, you're like mad at me.
00:48:56Get in the car.
00:48:58Move it!
00:48:59Oh, I'm fascinated.
00:49:26What exactly have you found? It sounds so mysterious.
00:49:31Well, I shouldn't really be talking about it, but I suppose when it seems to be,
00:49:38what's left of a human being after you've drained off all the fluid?
00:49:43I suppose the very essence of its existence.
00:49:48Oh, my. How insightful of you.
00:49:52Oh, blimey. It's the station calling.
00:49:57I'd love to continue this conversation, but I...
00:50:00Duty calls.
00:50:01Well said, actually. Yes.
00:50:04Would you have breakfast with me in the morning?
00:50:08I'm not sure. I'll have a meeting and the case and a paint analysis and...
00:50:15Dinner, then.
00:50:17Imperial. Absolutely imperial. I'll pick you up.
00:50:22Now, don't be late. We might even have a spot of tea before we leave.
00:50:27That would be delightful.
00:50:31Till then.
00:50:33Bye. Bye.
00:50:39Bye.
00:50:40Why don't you watch where you go in your walking sack of shit?
00:50:43I mean...
00:50:44I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I wasn't talking to you.
00:50:47I was talking...
00:50:48I wasn't even... I was talking to myself.
00:50:50Oh, yeah. I'm sure he bought that alibi.
00:50:52Hey, shut the head up.
00:51:10How many?
00:51:11It's about nine.
00:51:12Scattered fairly evenly around the lot.
00:51:14Has anyone asked the patrons wouldn't have they witnessed anything out of the ordinary this evening?
00:51:18I don't know. Everybody's going home except the bartender. He's inside.
00:51:21Excellent.
00:51:22Assess the area, Jack. I'll pop in and have a word with the bartender.
00:51:26Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:51:28Come on, guys.
00:51:29Hey, Jimmy. Check this out.
00:51:38Hello?
00:51:39Oh!
00:51:40What?
00:51:41I think you should check the leg of this chair.
00:51:43Yeah, sure.
00:51:44Well, I'm sure you'd like to get out of here, so I'll be brief.
00:51:49You phoned in the discovery on your lot?
00:51:52The damnedest thing I ever saw.
00:51:54Till now, that is.
00:51:56What's going on?
00:51:58Well, we can't really talk about it just yet.
00:52:02We're not sure.
00:52:04May I have a glass, please?
00:52:06Sure.
00:52:07It's okay. I can do it myself. Thank you.
00:52:10Yeah?
00:52:11Quite a big boy.
00:52:12Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:52:15Oh, damn.
00:52:17I think you have a defective unit there, Barkeep.
00:52:20Yeah, defective. Yeah, sure.
00:52:22What's going on?
00:52:23I see. It's a bartender thing.
00:52:29Well, cheers.
00:52:31Cheers.
00:52:32See y'all.
00:52:38I would like to know if you've witnessed anything out of the ordinary round here tonight.
00:52:44I mean, has anyone been acting strange?
00:52:48No.
00:52:49Just your typical crowd.
00:52:54Wait a minute.
00:52:56There were these three girls.
00:52:58You know, the minute they walked in the bar, I knew it was trouble.
00:53:02Now, what do you mean?
00:53:03Well, we were driving the guys.
00:53:04Why?
00:53:05You took them outside and...
00:53:07You know what I mean?
00:53:09They take one guy out, then come back for war.
00:53:14Well, woof.
00:53:16And I've never seen these girls before.
00:53:19They were hot.
00:53:21I mean, hot.
00:53:22Hot, hot, hot.
00:53:24They're not from around here, that's for sure.
00:53:28Now, I don't know if that's got anything to do with those big ugly things that I found in my lot,
00:53:33but that's the only thing that happened out of the ordinary tonight.
00:53:36Well, if you haven't seen them before, they probably aren't from around here.
00:53:39Can you describe them?
00:53:43There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
00:53:46Tits are over!
00:53:51Thank you so much.
00:53:52I'll certainly put an APB out on those tits.
00:53:55You're not.
00:53:56Women.
00:53:57Well, I can see myself out, thank you, and you've got a most helpful...
00:54:00Cheerio!
00:54:01Well, see you later, mate.
00:54:03Hey, what the...
00:54:05Any news?
00:54:07Well, Dr. Murray's coming out to pick these things up.
00:54:09What'd you find out?
00:54:12What would you say to three incredibly sexually stimulating women,
00:54:18new to the area, going into the bar, picking up any man they choose,
00:54:24taking them out into the parking lot,
00:54:26for heaven knows what, and then going back in for more?
00:54:30Is that the bartender's story?
00:54:32Yes, I believe so.
00:54:34Could there be a connection of any kind?
00:54:37Beautiful women.
00:54:39Shriveled lumps of mangled flesh.
00:54:42I don't know.
00:54:43We need more evidence.
00:54:45Yeah.
00:54:46There's no connecting motive.
00:54:48There's no weapon of any kind.
00:54:51There's nothing to trace, not even fingerprints.
00:54:54What are we dealing with?
00:54:56I wish I knew.
00:54:58Ride back with me, will you, Jack?
00:55:00I've got a few ideas I'd like to discuss.
00:55:02Unless you drove?
00:55:04No, the uniforms brought me.
00:55:06Sir, the back of your pants are wet.
00:55:10Oh, that just an unfortunate accident.
00:55:14No, not that kind of an accident.
00:55:17Just a defective spray nozzle.
00:55:20Oh, forget it.
00:55:22Sir, you know, I never got a chance to tell you about my background,
00:55:27my experiences, my training.
00:55:30Yes.
00:55:31Yes, Jack, I'd be most interested in hearing about that.
00:55:34Well, you see, back in school,
00:55:36I had a great interest in biology.
00:55:39And it wasn't until I discovered that
00:55:41you could link forensics or psychobiology
00:55:44that I decided not to be able to do that.
00:55:50Holy champagne!
00:55:52Oh, Detective.
00:55:56I've been waiting all day.
00:56:00It's just getting hotter.
00:56:03More and hotter.
00:56:05Certainly almost wet.
00:56:08Can you...
00:56:10Can you really understand how I feel?
00:56:17Well, here I am.
00:56:19Fish.
00:56:20Oh, just what would you do with someone like me?
00:56:26What to do?
00:56:28I'll tell you what to do.
00:56:33Inspector.
00:56:36Inspector.
00:56:39Inspector.
00:56:40Inspector!
00:56:41What?
00:56:44What's the matter?
00:56:45Are you all right?
00:56:46Fine.
00:56:47Fine.
00:56:48Just had a couple of things on my mind, that's all.
00:56:52Right.
00:56:53Shall we be off?
00:56:54Sir.
00:57:00Well, as bad as that was last night,
00:57:03we're almost done.
00:57:08Whoa!
00:57:09I'll be right back.
00:57:10Get ready!
00:57:11Oh!
00:57:12Oh, my.
00:57:13Are you okay?
00:57:14Isol you full on?
00:57:15I'm so scared you got hurt.
00:57:16I'm real pungent.
00:57:17Oh, my.
00:57:18Oh, my.
00:57:19Are you okay?
00:57:20Isol you full on?
00:57:21I'm so scared you got hurt.
00:57:22Oh my, are you okay?
00:57:35I'm so scared you got hurt.
00:57:38Maru Pungent.
00:57:40What?
00:57:43Maru Pungent.
00:57:45Are you sure you're alright?
00:57:48Yeah, I was...
00:57:51Yeah, I'm fine.
00:57:54I was running and I saw you without...
00:57:57I'm with you.
00:57:59Can you stand?
00:58:01Yeah, yeah, I think so.
00:58:03Let me help you.
00:58:06Oh.
00:58:09Come on.
00:58:10Let's get inside.
00:58:11I'll make you some tea and you'll be more comfortable.
00:58:13Oh, no, no, it's okay.
00:58:13You don't have to.
00:58:16Okay.
00:58:17Actually, you know, I am feeling a bit weak.
00:58:21Are you ready?
00:58:27There we have it then.
00:58:32The ten...
00:58:34What shall we call them?
00:58:36Things.
00:58:37Don't forget about the two that Wilson and Sanchez found about five miles east of the bar.
00:58:41You mean right about here?
00:58:42I'm sorry about that.
00:58:47Anyway, we certainly seem to have a contained area here.
00:58:51No more than what, uh, 20 miles east to west?
00:58:55It's not right.
00:58:56Ten miles further east than you would have put my goddamn eye out.
00:59:00Now, Jerobo, do you have anything more to go on with this?
00:59:02The only thing that's come back are a couple of chemical analyses.
00:59:06I, um, I just skimmed them over.
00:59:07They're only remarkable for what isn't there, not what is.
00:59:11So, where do we go from here?
00:59:17So, basically, we ain't got dick.
00:59:22Well, gentlemen, uh, we're out of here.
00:59:24See you tomorrow.
00:59:26Hope something turns up.
00:59:27Absolutely.
00:59:27Well, I told you we can get two hundred people out for the ice pans autograph.
00:59:34Yeah?
00:59:35I got a problem with that guy, Whitney.
00:59:37Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:59:40Yeah, legal.
00:59:41Of course it is.
00:59:47Are you signing out or write your mother a letter?
00:59:51Don't you talk about my mother, you hook-nosed bastard.
00:59:54There's no Ian Paul.
00:59:55Greg, oh, are we leaving?
00:59:59Yeah, we're out of here.
01:00:00You guys go home and shut it down by state seven, right?
01:00:03Uh-huh.
01:00:03Don't volunteer us for anything.
01:00:05All I want now is a beer and a beautiful woman.
01:00:08Hey, Kathy, what are you doing after your shift?
01:00:10Do you mind if I join it?
01:00:11I'm sucking my boyfriend's dick.
01:00:12Oh, I'll pass.
01:00:14For a change.
01:00:16But I was thinking, uh, maybe...
01:00:17Save your breath.
01:00:18At least the low of your day when you get home.
01:00:20Woo-hoo!
01:00:21Good one.
01:00:22Can I, uh, hike up for you?
01:00:23No, thanks.
01:00:24I don't smoke.
01:00:25You want one?
01:00:27Uh, no, I do smoke.
01:00:29Here, take one for your blow-up bill.
01:00:32What do you got against blow-up dolls?
01:00:34Nothing is better than your usual, the blow-up sheath.
01:00:37Oh, yeah, but he needs that for when his doll has a headache.
01:00:41Listen, I got a call from Harriet Will Black in Europe.
01:00:44She hasn't been able to get in touch with her son,
01:00:46and she wondered if we'd just run by and take a look
01:00:48to make sure everything's okay.
01:00:50Looks wet.
01:00:50Oh, man.
01:00:51What?
01:00:52Thanks.
01:00:57How's the bump on your head?
01:00:59Uh, I think it's growing.
01:01:04Feeling better?
01:01:06Much, much.
01:01:08So, um, you girls never pump iron?
01:01:13Don't worry.
01:01:14We'll be pumping soon enough.
01:01:19Oh, oh.
01:01:20Oh, hey, watch.
01:01:23What do you got there?
01:01:24Oh, nothing.
01:01:26Nothing?
01:01:26Holy shit!
01:01:34Damn it!
01:01:36We lost another one.
01:01:37Maybe.
01:01:50We lost another one.
01:01:55Charlie, use the disruptor!
01:02:12No! Not outside!
01:02:19Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:02:22Get out! I need your car!
01:02:25Oh!
01:02:33Crook! If anyone believes him, we're fucked! He'll lead them right back here!
01:02:37Go on! Don't nip-toe!
01:02:38Save it! We have to accelerate the schedule!
01:02:41Crook!
01:02:55We need a search! We have to go house to house! Ask questions! Try to pick up on anything unusual! Any clue!
01:03:07House to house?
01:03:08Yes! We don't have the manpower!
01:03:09Well, we'll have to find it! We have to be very careful about this! We don't want to start a panic!
01:03:18We have to call in every available man! Bring in every shift! Deputize if you have to! But get everyone you can into this area!
01:03:29Something is going on here! And it is our major priority to see that it's stopped! Those things sitting in Dr. Murray's office were once human beings!
01:03:41There is nothing, nothing more important than stopping whatever it is that is destroying these people! We have to keep our minds focused!
01:03:48Hello? Detective Oakensheel? Hello?
01:03:53Detective Oakensheel?
01:03:54There is nothing, nothing more important than stopping whatever it is that is destroying
01:04:01these people.
01:04:02We have to keep our minds focused.
01:04:05Hello?
01:04:06Detective Oakenshield.
01:04:08Hello, Miss Champagne.
01:04:12I was just getting dressed and I began thinking about you.
01:04:19I hope you haven't forgotten about our little date tonight.
01:04:23I know, no, no, of course not.
01:04:27I hope you'll be thinking about me all day long.
01:04:34Goodbye.
01:04:36Bye.
01:04:39Now, where was I?
01:04:41You were just telling the Chief how critical this situation is and how we all have to keep
01:04:46our minds focused.
01:04:48Right, yes sir.
01:04:49You looked disturbed.
01:04:50Who was on the phone?
01:04:51Nothing.
01:04:52Just someone with a hot tip.
01:04:54A tip.
01:04:55Hot tip.
01:04:56What?
01:04:57Nothing.
01:04:58Our only recourse now is to coordinate the snatch.
01:05:02Co-coordinate the search.
01:05:04Um, and hope that something comes up.
01:05:06I'm sure given a little more time the lab will find something useful.
01:05:10Murray, get on it.
01:05:11Right.
01:05:12Uh, Jack.
01:05:13Co-coordinate that search, will you?
01:05:15I'll be right back.
01:05:16I need a couple of cleavage.
01:05:17What the hell is Al that about?
01:05:22He's got a lot on his mind.
01:05:25That worries me.
01:05:26What, he's got a lot on his mind?
01:05:29That you think he has a mind.
01:05:32Keep an eye on him.
01:05:34Now get out of here.
01:05:36I can't resist.
01:05:37A man in a uniform.
01:05:38Well, uh, we are off duty, right?
01:05:51I like this one.
01:05:52And he's just the right height.
01:05:53Like I always said, at base, to get involved in community activities.
01:05:58What?
01:05:59What?
01:06:00What?
01:06:01What?
01:06:02What?
01:06:03What?
01:06:04What?
01:06:05What?
01:06:06What?
01:06:07What?
01:06:08What?
01:06:09What?
01:06:10What?
01:06:11What?
01:06:12What?
01:06:13What?
01:06:14What?
01:06:15What?
01:06:16What?
01:06:17What?
01:06:18What?
01:06:19What?
01:06:20What?
01:06:25Champagne!
01:06:26Detective!
01:06:27Oh, these are beautiful.
01:06:29Pleasure.
01:06:30Oh, thank you.
01:06:31You didn't have to do this.
01:06:33I know, but you know.
01:06:35Oh, please come in and sit down.
01:06:38It's a very nice place you have here.
01:06:40Oh, thank you.
01:06:44How do I look?
01:06:45Do you like my new dress?
01:06:46I love your new dress.
01:06:48Shall we have a little something before we go?
01:06:52Yes, I'd love a little something before we go.
01:06:55Would you like some tea?
01:06:58Does the princess use a carrot and a bucket?
01:07:01Yes.
01:07:03Oh, try some dip.
01:07:06Oh, I made it myself.
01:07:22So.
01:07:23Oh, thank you.
01:07:24How's the case coming along?
01:07:25The case?
01:07:27The case?
01:07:28The people with their essence missing.
01:07:31Oh, that case.
01:07:32It's a very serious matter.
01:07:34I have some more dip.
01:07:36No, thank you.
01:07:37I'll wait to eat.
01:07:38What's the matter, sweetie?
01:07:39What are you thinking about?
01:07:40Those fleshy lumps.
01:07:41These?
01:07:42No.
01:07:43No, of course not.
01:07:44I mean, not that I...
01:07:45I wouldn't...
01:07:46I mean, I was...
01:07:47Those are very nice lumps.
01:07:48And I don't exactly mean, no, because I mean...
01:07:49I know what you mean.
01:07:50You do?
01:07:54Oh, my God.
01:07:55Oh, my God.
01:07:56I'm just yelling out.
01:07:57Oh, seriously, if you saw one of those shriveled mollusks.
01:08:13Or one of those shriveled mollusks.
01:08:16I think you're taking this much too seriously.
01:08:20The idea of shriveled up people, it's absurd.
01:08:24Well, I know it sounds absurd when you say it,
01:08:26but not when you look at those vesticular heaps.
01:08:30This is a very serious matter.
01:08:35Let's go eat.
01:08:36How many men can you get here?
01:08:45All of them right now.
01:08:47Except the day crew. They're all gone.
01:08:49Except Greg and Paul.
01:08:50Where are they?
01:08:52Stopped at the Wilblot's house and on State Route 7.
01:08:55Want one?
01:08:56No thanks.
01:08:57We got a call from Mrs. Wilblot to check on her son standing in the house to see friends.
01:09:02She hasn't been able to get in touch with them.
01:09:03Where did you say they were?
01:09:05Out on Route 7 and what?
01:09:06What is that?
01:09:11Oakenfield's partners.
01:09:14Oh.
01:09:16The answer is no.
01:09:18Now get the hell out.
01:09:23Hey, what the hell are you doing?
01:09:25Are you getting the men called in?
01:09:27What's going on?
01:09:30It's...
01:09:31What?
01:09:32I'll be back.
01:09:34Where? What?
01:09:35Hey, get back here.
01:09:36I want a full report.
01:09:39I'm talking to myself.
01:09:40Oh, Inspector Orkinshield.
01:09:59How nice to see you again.
01:10:00Likewise, I'm sure.
01:10:02Let me introduce you.
01:10:04Frankie Topane, this is Miss Champagne.
01:10:08Oh, dear.
01:10:08Look, you look very beautiful, Miss Champagne.
01:10:10Uh, I hope you find everything to your satisfaction, I hope you find everything to your satisfaction and I will come and visit us again soon.
01:10:16I'm looking forward to it.
01:10:17I'm looking forward to it.
01:10:18Uh, uh, follow me this way, please.
01:10:20Follow me.
01:10:21Follow me.
01:10:23Oh, wait, wait a minute.
01:10:24Give me another one of them, uh, beef fries, beef butter and banana stuff.
01:10:27Thank you so much.
01:10:28Thank you very much.
01:10:29Thank you very much.
01:10:30Thank you very much.
01:10:31Will this, uh, be satisfied to you as possible?
01:10:34Curve as usual, Frankie.
01:10:35And, uh, thank you.
01:10:36Oh, uh, enjoy your dinner.
01:10:38Hello, Detective Orkinshield.
01:10:40Hi, Tony.
01:10:41How's the family?
01:10:42Very well, thank you.
01:10:43Uh, uh, the chair.
01:10:48Pleasure.
01:10:57So, uh, tell me all about yourself.
01:11:04Would you care to order a drink before dinner?
01:11:06Oh, nothing for me, thanks, I can't drink.
01:11:09You can't drink?
01:11:10I don't drink.
01:11:12Well, then, uh, nothing for me either, thanks.
01:11:15And, uh, give us a few minutes, will you?
01:11:17Of course, sir.
01:11:20So, uh, where were we?
01:11:24I was telling you about myself.
01:11:26Yes, sir.
01:11:27Are you moving here permanently?
01:11:30I don't know.
01:11:32I left home because of my boyfriend.
01:11:35My boyfriend.
01:11:37My boyfriend beat me.
01:11:39I hate that.
01:11:41Oh!
01:11:42Oh!
01:11:48Oh, domestic violence.
01:11:49I'm glad you decided to leave.
01:11:52Those things never seem to work themselves out.
01:11:54And I hear this problem is on the rise in America.
01:11:58I think it's time that it even gets worse.
01:12:02Worse?
01:12:03I bought this puppy.
01:12:04He never liked it.
01:12:07He was always barking, you know.
01:12:09Making those cute little yelping sounds.
01:12:13Well, when things didn't work out, he killed it.
01:12:17I found it in the washing machine.
01:12:20Your puppy!
01:12:21Woohoo!
01:12:24What kind of a monster is he to harm an innocent animal?
01:12:34It even gets worse.
01:12:36I don't think you can listen to this.
01:12:38I want to hear everything!
01:12:40Woohoo!
01:12:42Sorry about that. It's okay.
01:12:44It's alright.
01:12:45Yes.
01:12:49Sir?
01:12:50What?
01:12:52We're running low on these.
01:12:54What?
01:12:55What are you buzzing?
01:12:57Please, give us a few more minutes.
01:13:00Please.
01:13:06Ms. Champagne, I'm concerned for you.
01:13:10I want to hear...
01:13:12Yes, sir.
01:13:13I want to hear every detail, no matter how horrific or...
01:13:19Ah, painful.
01:13:21Please.
01:13:25I want to hear everything.
01:13:28This is important to me.
01:13:31You are important to me.
01:13:35You have my undivided attention.
01:13:40I have to leave. It's the station.
01:13:41I'll go with you.
01:13:42Well, I can't take you to the station.
01:13:45Well, you just can't leave me here.
01:13:48Wait.
01:13:50I have an idea.
01:13:51I have to leave.
01:13:52I have to leave.
01:13:54I have to leave.
01:14:00I have to leave.
01:14:01Very well.
01:14:03Come along.
01:14:04Very well.
01:14:06Come along.
01:14:12Excuse us.
01:14:14Let's go.
01:14:24Lieutenant, it is you, right, the British guy?
01:14:27It is. Yes, yes.
01:14:29Calm down.
01:14:30I can't.
01:14:31Out there, on the road, in a house, girls with things.
01:14:35And, oh, they look great.
01:14:36They're monsters.
01:14:37And they try and do these, you know, these crazy things.
01:14:40And they turn into monsters and then they do these crazy things.
01:14:44God.
01:14:45I've got to calm down.
01:14:47You're creating a scene.
01:14:48Come with us to the station.
01:14:50We don't have time.
01:14:51Do you understand?
01:14:52These girls are monsters.
01:14:54Monsters.
01:14:55Maybe we should take him to my place and calm him down and get him off the street.
01:14:59I don't know.
01:15:00Will you let go of my head?
01:15:01We can question him better at my place.
01:15:04Let's not start a panic.
01:15:05Bloody good idea.
01:15:06All right, now you come with us.
01:15:08All right?
01:15:09Easy.
01:15:10Easy.
01:15:11Just take it easy.
01:15:12Take a couple of deep breaths.
01:15:13Now follow us.
01:15:14We'll listen.
01:15:15Now come on.
01:15:16Come on.
01:15:17Come on.
01:15:18Let's go.
01:15:19Lassiter's looking for you.
01:15:21Yeah, give me that.
01:15:32Oh, thank you.
01:15:35I'll get you another.
01:15:36Cheers.
01:15:37Yes.
01:15:38Now tell me what happened and try and remain calm.
01:15:44All right.
01:15:46So a big house out on Route 7.
01:15:49I run past it every morning.
01:15:50It's the Wilburys or something.
01:15:52I'm not sure.
01:15:53There was these three girls there.
01:15:55And then one of them came outside and I was running and I ran into a tree.
01:15:58You ran into a tree.
01:15:59You ran into a tree?
01:16:00Yeah.
01:16:01Why?
01:16:02Well, I just did.
01:16:04And then I went inside and they started, you know, doing stuff.
01:16:10And then they attacked me with this thing.
01:16:13A thing?
01:16:14Yeah, they tried to put some metal thing on my head while they were, you know.
01:16:19And then I stopped them.
01:16:21And one of them turned into a monster.
01:16:22Then they all attacked me.
01:16:23Three women.
01:16:24Yeah.
01:16:25Shit, man.
01:16:26Oh, and the closet.
01:16:27There were these things, funny things in the closet.
01:16:30Man, you've got to stop.
01:16:31Please.
01:16:32Don't grab my head again.
01:16:35But you've got to do something.
01:16:36We will, young man.
01:16:37We will.
01:16:38Now, how did they turn into monsters?
01:16:41They were wearing bracelets.
01:16:43And I grabbed all of them.
01:16:44Monsters.
01:16:45Blimey.
01:16:46How did you get away?
01:16:47I don't know.
01:16:48I was just lucky, I guess.
01:16:49Did you happen to say this happened at a big house on Route 7?
01:16:52Yeah, I told you.
01:16:53And that house wasn't painted lavender by any chance, was it?
01:16:56Give me Lassiter.
01:16:57What are you doing?
01:16:58I'm calling the station.
01:16:59I think I may have put something together here.
01:17:00What is it?
01:17:01Anything come in regarding a house on Route 7?
01:17:03I'm calling the station.
01:17:04I'm calling the station.
01:17:05I think I may have put something together here.
01:17:07What is it?
01:17:08Anything come in regarding a house on Route 7?
01:17:12Okay.
01:17:13Okay.
01:17:14What?
01:17:15I've got something.
01:17:16Get over to 1217 3rd Avenue.
01:17:19No, I can't.
01:17:20Hurry!
01:17:21Girls turning into monsters.
01:17:22Surely you don't believe this?
01:17:23At this point, I don't know what to do.
01:17:24Shit!
01:17:25Shit!
01:17:26She's one of them.
01:17:27What?
01:17:28Look, she's got the bracelet.
01:17:29Yes, and quite a nice one, too.
01:17:30Yes, I'm sorry.
01:17:31I'm sorry.
01:17:32I'm sorry.
01:17:33I'm sorry.
01:17:34I'm sorry.
01:17:35I'm sorry.
01:17:36I'm sorry.
01:17:37I'm sorry.
01:17:38I'm sorry.
01:17:39I'm sorry.
01:17:40I'm sorry.
01:17:41It's one, too.
01:17:42It's one, too.
01:17:43It was a gift.
01:17:44Calm down.
01:17:45Gift?
01:17:46From who?
01:17:47Freddy fucking Krueger?
01:17:48You better sit down.
01:17:49I know you must be feet out of my way.
01:17:51No.
01:17:52There.
01:17:53Told you.
01:17:54Crazy, huh?
01:17:55Blimey.
01:17:56Blimey?
01:17:57Shit!
01:17:58Blimey!
01:17:59Shit!
01:18:00Do something!
01:18:01I wonder she couldn't make dip.
01:18:06I'm sorry.
01:18:07I had no idea.
01:18:08I'm sorry.
01:18:09I didn't know she was very bad.
01:18:10I was like, oh, no, no, no.
01:18:12He just left.
01:18:13He just left.
01:18:14He's not my fault.
01:18:15I'm sorry.
01:18:16It's not my fault.
01:18:17He's looking for nothing.
01:18:18I'm sorry.
01:18:19I just left my door.
01:18:20I'm sorry.
01:18:21I have no idea you're going to fight.
01:18:22I'm scared.
01:18:23I can let go.
01:18:25I'm sorry.
01:18:26I think I'll ask her.
01:18:28I'm sorry.
01:18:29I'm sorry.
01:18:30I don't know.
01:19:00Oh, crunk!
01:19:11It's full!
01:19:30That's our folder.
01:19:39Get these out of the way.
01:19:43Oakenshield, what the hell happened?
01:19:45Are you all right?
01:19:46No, no, I didn't see the carrot.
01:19:50I didn't see Charles in the bikini or the bucket.
01:19:54Oakenshield, goddammit, what the hell's going on here?
01:19:57That's it, you're here.
01:19:59Tell me, did you happen to see a horrid monster on your way in here?
01:20:04Hell no.
01:20:05Well, how about a beautiful woman in a short, tight dress?
01:20:09No.
01:20:09I know what's happening.
01:20:14I know where it's happening.
01:20:18There's a big house on Route 7.
01:20:21The Wilblatt's?
01:20:23The Wilblatt's.
01:20:25My word.
01:20:27What's happening at the Wilblatt's?
01:20:29This could be incredible.
01:20:33Intergalactic.
01:20:33Then we'd better get out there right away.
01:20:37Yes, I agree.
01:20:39Oh, my God.
01:20:41Two of my best men and your new partner are already out there.
01:20:46And if I'm not much mistaken, they're all in danger of becoming...
01:20:51Oh, blimey.
01:20:52Where's my weapon?
01:20:54There it is.
01:20:54Let's get this over with.
01:21:12It's repulsive.
01:21:13Oh, my God.
01:21:43It's a giant protection plan.
01:21:46Shit.
01:21:47It's busted.
01:21:50The Intergalactic Patrol.
01:21:52They found us.
01:22:13Don't alien makes me look like an idiot.
01:22:24Don't alien makes me look like an idiot.
01:22:38Women.
01:22:45Can't live with them.
01:22:48Can't be sure they're not alien menaces.
01:22:50Look at this creature.
01:23:13Hey.
01:23:15Nice watch.
01:23:16Boom.
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