EastEnders 9th May 2025
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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30Look, I should never have brought her back into her lives
00:32But you did, Dad
00:34You did
00:35And can I just walk away from her?
00:38Yeah, for Lauren and the kids, you must
00:40Son, I've...
00:41Look, I've been suckered in by that woman more times than I can remember
00:45And it's the last time for all of us, all right?
00:49Look, this new baby is going to need all the care and attention
00:52And to be kept as far away as possible from that witch
01:00She's early, I think
01:0138 weeks
01:0238 weeks
01:03Yes, I know that is technically full term
01:07But the mother, she's had her own issues
01:11And she's on methadone
01:13I'm high-risk
01:14It's a high-risk pregnancy
01:15She just needs reassurance
01:17What?
01:19An hour for an ambulance?
01:22No, no, no, it's all right
01:23Right, I'm going to get you a cab, okay?
01:27Just wait
01:27All right?
01:29All right
01:29Right, shall we dig in?
01:40Where's Joel?
01:42Knives and four
01:42She's doing something fancy with the napkins
01:44How can you be so stupid again?
01:56Come on
01:56Oh, where's the taxi when you need her?
01:59This is London
02:00Oh, you're back
02:02You're at the party
02:04Is it finished?
02:04Did I really want to clear up?
02:05No, Peter's still in there
02:07Lauren's just about to have a baby
02:08What?
02:09Actually, tell Peter to come straight to the hospital
02:11Come on, we'll just have a drink
02:14It's kind of cold, though, isn't it?
02:15What are you going home for?
02:16Come on, it's late
02:16Oh, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea
02:18You'll come out for a little drinking poos with me, innit?
02:20Because boring one here
02:22Thinks that a night out finishes after the tiramisu
02:24And the Irish coffee
02:25I have got to tell Peter that Lauren's having the baby
02:27What?
02:28Oh, sorry
02:28Now, that is a reason to have a drink
02:32Kim
02:32What do you mean?
02:34Look, it takes a village to raise a kid
02:37Harry
02:37The child ain't even been born yet
02:39Exactly
02:39So while we wait, we have a drink
02:42Yeah?
02:44Felix, it's Kim
02:46Kim
02:48Now, how do you fancy a little, uh, what the baby said?
02:53Does it really matter who's the baby?
02:56I mean, it drinks a drink, innit?
02:57You are both proper young and...
03:00And she clearly has no idea that she's being filmed
03:03Of course she knew
03:04It was her idea
03:05I want some pub
03:07Who have you sent this to?
03:09No one
03:10I'm serious, Joe
03:11I need to know
03:11I haven't
03:12Because it is really, really bad if you have
03:15Because she is young
03:17You'll end up on the sex offenders register
03:20Now delete it
03:21It's gone
03:30And no one's been sent it
03:32You sure?
03:33Yeah, I'm sure
03:33That gum gum
03:34Permanent
03:35Why does it take to Folsom napkin?
03:37It's coming
03:38Go on
03:38Go and sit out at the table
03:39Is everything alright?
03:45Yeah
03:45Everything's fine
03:46Oh, I thought it was only wine and beer allowed at this party
03:56Tab's closed, don't get any ideas
03:58We were leaving anyway
03:59Peter!
04:01Peter, you need to get to the hospital right now
04:02Lauren's having the baby
04:03What?
04:04Yes, she's on her way right now with your mum
04:05With...
04:06Cindy!
04:08Dad, where's your keys?
04:10Peter, you can't
04:11I'm going to go get a glass of water
04:29You want one?
04:29Yes, please
04:30Yeah
04:30It's your dad
04:42It's Kwame
04:44Huh?
04:46Oh
04:46Hey, you alright, Dad?
04:50Mum's where?
04:52Peter, you've had way too much
04:53No, I'm alright, I drive
04:54No, you're not, Ian
04:55Thank you
04:55Listen, Cat's cabs haven't got anything for another hour
04:57Neither has the place on the high street
04:59Well, everyone uses apps these days, don't they?
05:01Come on in, make yourself useful
05:02Got your phone now
05:03Come on, Ian
05:04I cannot believe Gina didn't keep track of the tab
05:09I told her to
05:10Well, she had a rough night, didn't I?
05:12Yeah, but Ian left strict instructions about what he wanted to pay for
05:15Actually, Ian told Gina that he would fund whatever we all wanted for the rest of the night
05:21He left his credit card here, didn't he?
05:24Yes
05:25Yes
05:25And you know how stubborn he is about his hosting
05:29And how he's got a new grandchild on the way
05:31He'd want us all to celebrate
05:32Fair enough
05:34If we're extending the invite out, Aunty Kim wanted a place to drink earlier
05:37Well, she's definitely a source of entertainment
05:39He didn't say that, did he?
05:43Well, he's put us through since Christmas
05:45Yes, thank you
05:47Oh, welcome
05:50Cheers
05:50Cheers
05:51Oh, wow
05:54There's a lot of people in here
05:56Yeah, they're all waiting in here because they know that something's going to be wrong with the baby
06:00Lauren?
06:02You okay, lovely?
06:03Oh, my God
06:06Oh, I'm so glad it's you
06:09Have they brought you in specifically because they know that something's going to be wrong with the baby's ill?
06:13No, no, I'm just doing an extra shift for my sins
06:16I know we talked through all the worst-case possibilities earlier
06:19But please don't let that worry you now
06:21We're all prepared
06:22But am I... I'm too early, and I...
06:2438 weeks is a very healthy term
06:27You've carried this baby as best you could
06:29And now you're going to deliver this baby as best you can
06:32Right, I'll check on you in a bit
06:33But for now, try and relax
06:35I'll leave you with...
06:36Mother-in-law
06:37Look, I'm going to see if I can get a hold of Peter, okay?
06:41No, please, please, don't go! Don't leave, please!
06:52Oh, look
06:53Lauren's gone into labour
06:55That Kim Foxx has added me to the community WhatsApp group
06:58Oh, poor Cash, you'll be in for a night of pain
07:01Bit like me
07:05Dad, can I have my phone?
07:08Nope
07:08Maybe just give him a break
07:11Give him back his phone
07:12No
07:12Well, it's kind of funny what happened earlier
07:14Look, I make the rules, okay?
07:16What is wrong with you?
07:23Right
07:23I have bought this nice Chinese takeaway
07:26So I'm going to enjoy it, okay?
07:28But then someone is going to tell me
07:30What the hell is going on
07:31How do you feel?
07:33Is it coming?
07:33I mean...
07:34Maybe
07:35Right, I'll go and get the midwife
07:37No, I don't...
07:38I don't want to push you
07:40I just want to try and slow it down a little bit, yeah
07:42Because I ain't ready
07:43Look, Lauren, Lauren
07:45However you're feeling
07:46This baby is going to come out
07:48And you are going to be its mother
07:49However hard that's going to be, okay?
07:51We're not all completely incompetent at being mums, you know?
07:54No, no, you're not
07:55But what you did
07:59I did to this little one inside
08:01Don't do a me
08:03And continue making mistakes
08:05When they're on the outside
08:06I had six chances
08:08I pretty much screwed them all up
08:10What is this?
08:11Mucked up mother's anonymous?
08:13I saw my person pretty much okay, you know?
08:16In the end
08:17Cindy Juniors was probably the worst
08:19But having a baby in prison is not the best thing
08:22Plus I was scared and paranoid and sad
08:27Sad because I knew they were going to take her away from me
08:30But do you know why?
08:32She was probably the happiest out of all of them
08:34That he's messed up
08:35Don't speak for the poor girl
08:37Because she never really knew me, did she?
08:39And who really needs a nightmare mother from hell, eh?
08:43Not saying you're in my league yet, Lauren
08:45I mean, you didn't try and kill Ian Beal, did you?
08:50Twice
08:50When was the second time?
08:54When I found out it was Kathy who tried to kill me
08:56That's when things started to go, um, really bad
09:01Lauren, I swear
09:04The only reason I did what I did to Ian was because of the fear
09:08Fear for my life
09:10It was like the old days when the fools were around
09:13I'm not saying that the fear was an excuse for being a bad mum
09:17But it just seems to be the general thing for when things go wrong in my life
09:20All I'm saying, Lauren, is do not let fear ruin it for this little thing, okay?
09:30Here we are
09:32Yes, thank you
09:35Welcome, welcome, welcome
09:36You okay?
09:36Yep, you okay?
09:37Now, what do we reckon?
09:39Is it going to be a boy or is it going to be a girl?
09:42I personally think it's going to be a girl
09:44Oh, yeah?
09:45It's the way that Lauren was carrying, you know?
09:47Yeah, we really sense these sort of things
09:49Of course
09:50Yeah
09:50Hey, um, Georgie, Georgie, any news from the point, mind?
09:55Yeah, Pete's stuck in traffic
09:56Isn't Cindy with her, like, down the business thing?
09:59I don't know
10:00I ain't ringing her
10:01Yeah, Lauren's not texting you back
10:03So much for live updates, guys
10:04I might have explicit
10:06Well, when I had Pearl, at least I kept my neighbours and family in point
10:11Yeah, but wasn't that because you had her on my toilet floor?
10:14No, Lorraine, it's alive
10:16No, you didn't
10:18She did, true fact
10:20Tell everybody how you had Michael, aren't you, Kim?
10:23You know, I don't like to make anything about me
10:25Let's just say Phil Mitchell was very well informed about that one
10:29Oh, yes, his bald head was the first thing that Micah saw
10:34Oh, no
10:34Wait, Phil delivered your kids
10:37Haven't you seen that haunted look?
10:38Micah's got a bone
10:39Talking about bald heads
10:42Anna's birth was the reason I lost all my ears
10:44Anna?
10:45Yeah
10:45Gina was a breeze, believe it or not
10:47But Anna
10:47She put her mum through some serious pain
10:50Poor thing
10:52She was a proper trooper that day
10:54Is it, um, Cindy in your bad books?
10:59Yeah
10:59Just
11:00Anyway, um, to all of you
11:08Growing kids and squeezing them out
11:10Whatever wids way it happens
11:11To mum's
11:13To Lauren
11:14To Lauren
11:15Yay!
11:16I probably didn't help
11:22I knew how scared you was after Christmas
11:25I should have told you that I saw you there lying in the snow
11:27We were just protecting ourselves
11:29Everyone was
11:31You know, I was actually completely convinced that it was me
11:34With absolutely no knowledge
11:36I was just off my face
11:39You must have been relieved then when you found out it was Kathy
11:42So relieved you were happy for her to start knitting little cardies for this one
11:46Oh, trust me
11:47Neither of you Bill women are on top of my list for Godmother
11:51Oh, no
11:52Breathe, breathe
11:53It's okay
11:54I'm really sorry for everything I've done, Lauren
12:00And if I could make a fresh start for this little one
12:02I know now what makes me do bad things
12:06I think you've got that self-destruct button too, Lauren, haven't you?
12:09And you feel like you're losing
12:11From what I hear, Lucy, the same thing too
12:15Maybe that's why you two are good friends, eh?
12:19I just wish she was here so badly
12:21No, no
12:22You are going to do this on your own
12:25You're going to get through this
12:26The birth and everything that comes after you, okay?
12:30But what if the baby's not well, what if they're in pain, what if they need help?
12:34You can do this on your own, Lauren, okay?
12:37You
12:38Not the scared you, not the self-destructive you, but you
12:43Do you hear me?
12:45Now, don't screw up, eh?
12:48You ready?
12:56Here she comes
12:57Kay, Kay, Kay, Kay, Kay, Kay
12:59No, no, no, no
13:00You have it, don't you
13:01You have it
13:01Listen, baby, okay
13:03My sausage was early
13:04Oh, really?
13:05Yeah, he was in an incubator with all them monitors for a week
13:09Bless him
13:10And do you know what?
13:13When he first came out, he was so small and wrinkled
13:15That when the midwife showed us his bits
13:18We weren't sure what we were looking at
13:20Wow
13:21Well, Mick was convinced we'd had another girl
13:23We'd have had to put him right
13:25Sonia's little baby was early, too, and I delivered it
13:28Excuse me, what?
13:29Hold on, when you say early, don't you mean that Sonia had no idea she was even coming?
13:34What in the Braxton hits are you chatting about?
13:37You delivered Sonia's baby?
13:38What if it was Lauren Bianca?
13:40No
13:40Bex was Martin's girl
13:43Oh
13:43What?
13:44I think we've officially topped Cindy and Phil Mitchell as worst birthing partner people
13:48Oi, I was good
13:51Yeah, but they didn't ask you back for the second time, though, did they?
13:56Oh, smashing through these tonight
13:58Yeah, well, we're celebrating Lauren, aren't we?
14:01New life
14:01The future look one's in a square
14:03Missing Dolly
14:05Yeah, I am, Chels
14:07Peach and all
14:11Sorry, Sam
14:13Ah, don't be silly, it is what it is
14:15Oh, Martin would have loved this
14:17When he sat here at the bar with me, smashing back pints
14:21Yeah, you would
14:23Thank you
14:25I just can't get used to it, Chels
14:29It's still so raw
14:31Of course
14:33But
14:34I want you to be smiling
14:36Enjoying yourself
14:38Yeah
14:40Andy would
14:42Want me to be on over tomorrow, so cheers
14:44Cheers
14:46Hey, Linda, Linda, come here a sec
14:52Come here
14:52So, right
14:54I've just been telling George here, like
14:56Do's, you know, like this don't really belong in this gaff
15:00It's like, nothing wrong with this place, I like it here, you know
15:02Beer and food and all that
15:03But I think it belongs in the Vic
15:05You know what I mean?
15:06Because that's like the, you know
15:07The heart of the square
15:09Absolutely
15:09Yeah
15:10Well, maybe it's a good time to announce that the Vic will be reopening this week
15:16Come on, Vic
15:17Come on
15:19On VE day
15:20Oh, nice
15:21Back with a bang
15:22Yeah
15:22Well
15:23Oh, bang, obviously
15:25Like I said
15:28Me and the traders
15:29Won't step a foot in there
15:32Hello
15:33No offence, ma'am
15:36No, no
15:37Of course
15:37I'll have to Vic
15:38I just probably need a bit more time, too
15:40Yeah, no, I get that
15:42It's just
15:42Mum
15:43Yeah, she's
15:44She's so excited
15:45She's desperate to get back in there
15:47Yeah, desperate
15:48Right, so I'll tell my story now
15:50About my little Linda's birth
15:52What?
15:52So, obviously my husband was off somewhere
15:57So it was just me
15:59And my wonderful male midwife, Miguel
16:04What?
16:05Yes
16:05And I had all the drugs
16:07We had such a laugh
16:08I forgot to take my tights off
16:10Mum makes a lot of sense now
16:13I can't hear you
16:15Nothing, Mum, sorry
16:17You're doing really well
16:19Have you got everything ready
16:21Just in case the baby needs help?
16:23Of course
16:23So, the head's out
16:25Can you feel another contraction?
16:30That's really good
16:32One more push
16:33And baby will be here
16:34They're out
16:42Oh, God
16:45Is that okay?
16:47Just giving them a little rub
16:49Can I see it?
16:53What's happening?
16:53Can I see it?
16:54I want to see my baby now, please
16:55I want to see my baby now
16:56What?
17:01He's fine
17:02He's a beautiful baby boy
17:06Do you not need to do any more tests or anything?
17:17We will
17:17But for now
17:18He just needs his mama
17:19It's a boy, Peter
17:30He's okay?
17:31He's okay
17:32He's okay?
17:32He's okay
17:33He's okay
17:34He's okay