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00:00:00The End
00:01:32Did you get her?
00:01:36Him.
00:01:38Only males have antlers.
00:01:40Did you get him?
00:01:44You can always burn it down.
00:01:54I'm not ready to leave yet.
00:01:58I'm not ready to leave yet.
00:02:04He has to be gone.
00:02:12He's eating all my boo and beer.
00:02:16You can start the breakfast now.
00:02:20Hi.
00:02:26Hi.
00:02:28We left the money on the kitchen counter.
00:02:30Great.
00:02:31Okay.
00:02:32If you ever want to get rid of the polar bear, let us know.
00:02:34Yeah, sure.
00:02:36Lonnie!
00:02:38Lonnie!
00:02:46Lonnie!
00:02:48Who is that?
00:03:00Your brother.
00:03:02Jesus Christ.
00:03:04Turn your eyes away.
00:03:06This is not for you.
00:03:08Are you coming or just him?
00:03:10Would you kindly fuck off?
00:03:12Come on.
00:03:14Finish up.
00:03:16Finish him up.
00:03:18Wrap it up.
00:03:20Did you brush your teeth?
00:03:38How long's that been going on?
00:03:43What?
00:03:48Okay, okay.
00:03:52You hired him.
00:03:56Is he your boyfriend now?
00:03:58Fiance, actually.
00:04:00Yes, we're very much in love.
00:04:02Oh.
00:04:03Does Judy know?
00:04:05He's the house painter.
00:04:07So?
00:04:09So.
00:04:11Don't be dumb.
00:04:18You should stay with me.
00:04:21Woo hoo.
00:04:22Stiff competition.
00:04:38You're all I can see.
00:04:39You should stay with me.
00:04:41You should stay with me.
00:04:43Hey, Todd.
00:04:44Hey.
00:04:45Your brother.
00:04:46Um, I'll text you when we're done, okay?
00:04:52Good luck.
00:04:53Anywhere but you, you, dreaming.
00:05:11Don't.
00:05:13Hey, yo.
00:05:17Hey.
00:05:24Almost done.
00:05:29So is she.
00:05:37I think I found a buyer.
00:05:45Judy asked me to find you a buyer.
00:05:47Don't you see him trying to watch you?
00:05:49It's on mute.
00:05:57It's not what it is.
00:06:01I thought maybe I was going deaf.
00:06:06Chip?
00:06:12Go to camera two.
00:06:13What happened?
00:06:15What?
00:06:19Okay.
00:06:21I will get that.
00:06:23Great show, Barb.
00:06:25I left every minute.
00:06:27Why do you think our ratings are such shit?
00:06:30Do you ever look through that camera?
00:06:31Huh?
00:06:35Oh, you think that's funny?
00:06:36You think it's funny?
00:06:37Get out.
00:06:38Joke's on you, babe.
00:06:39Get out.
00:06:42Out.
00:06:43Out.
00:06:44Now.
00:06:45Take a walk.
00:06:47All right.
00:06:48Say what you want to say.
00:06:49Please.
00:06:50Be my guest.
00:06:51Say what you want to say.
00:06:52Speak!
00:06:53Hi, Judy.
00:06:58What a day.
00:07:02I've been tense.
00:07:04It's a disaster.
00:07:06Fucking disaster.
00:07:10Just not me anymore.
00:07:19Did you watch?
00:07:20No.
00:07:23I missed it.
00:07:24I got stuck at the mechanic.
00:07:26Ah.
00:07:27The car was worse off than we thought.
00:07:29Great.
00:07:31What about Lonnie?
00:07:32Did she see it?
00:07:34I don't know.
00:07:35You'll have to ask the painter.
00:07:40Meaning what?
00:07:43Use your imagination.
00:07:44Lucky slip.
00:07:50So she's fucking him.
00:07:59You caught them, didn't you?
00:08:04Tell me what you saw.
00:08:06I want to know what you actually saw.
00:08:08Nothing.
00:08:10Fine.
00:08:11Then I'll ask her myself.
00:08:12Oh, please don't.
00:08:13She won't trust me.
00:08:14Well, she's not trustworthy.
00:08:16Fucking the help.
00:08:18It's a criminal, I might add.
00:08:21Oh, they picked up the zebra.
00:08:24I put the money in the lockbox.
00:08:26Poor animal.
00:08:28Stuck in the corner for 30 years.
00:08:29No, no, no, no.
00:08:30I've seen the mystery.
00:08:31I just mentioned that.
00:08:33It's a long time I'll be doing right now.
00:08:34I'm doing the director of the adorable coolage.
00:08:37Uh.
00:08:38He's a member of the Stonehenge
00:08:39from settlement appreciation class.
00:08:41He's running behind me.
00:08:42Oh, he votes for the base.
00:08:43Looks like that.
00:08:44This is a good friend,
00:08:45and he was one number three.
00:08:48He still lives here with his two grandchildren.
00:08:50I expect the unexpected here on Buddy Fun Bus Tours, am I right?
00:09:01I told you it'd be an adventure.
00:09:07And that was it.
00:09:13I mean, you can't really call that an audition, can you?
00:09:15Did Holly scream? Can we hear that?
00:09:16And then they actually did make us line up in our underwear.
00:09:18Were you wearing any?
00:09:20Yes. Why wouldn't I be?
00:09:22Holly?
00:09:23You take your clothes off for the director, and the director only.
00:09:30Never for these casting directors.
00:09:33To be successful in this business, a girl must always have her standards.
00:09:39What about you, Holly? Are you the same?
00:09:42Stripped down for any felon that stumbles in your way?
00:09:45Uh, no.
00:09:48No, I went out for a different part.
00:09:50Ah, excellent.
00:09:52Keep them guessing.
00:09:53Mystery is an actor's only friend.
00:10:00You're not eating.
00:10:03Why not?
00:10:07Your sister's not eating.
00:10:09She had a late lunch.
00:10:11Liquid diet, right?
00:10:15Okay, I have a speech.
00:10:18Uh, or a toast, whatever.
00:10:20To Judy.
00:10:21Oh.
00:10:22After a long week, she's still...
00:10:24Oh.
00:10:26Look who it is.
00:10:28Come here, please.
00:10:29Please.
00:10:29Oh, Jacob.
00:10:35Are you working hard?
00:10:37Or getting hard, I should say.
00:10:40Isn't that what happens when the old lady isn't around?
00:10:42Come here.
00:10:47Pull down your pants.
00:10:50I'm serious.
00:10:52Pull them down.
00:10:53I want to see what I'm missing.
00:11:04Ha-ha.
00:11:07Okay, then.
00:11:09I'm sorry, Jacob.
00:11:11But if you're not willing to share the wealth,
00:11:14unfortunately,
00:11:15I cannot pay you.
00:11:17Why can't you pay him?
00:11:19Because that's how it works.
00:11:20But he did the work all week long.
00:11:22On you, not my house.
00:11:26What?
00:11:27Your big fucking mouth, that's what?
00:11:29I figured it out.
00:11:30No, you didn't. That's bullshit.
00:11:32That's enough.
00:11:35Now.
00:11:37Jacob.
00:11:39Jacob.
00:11:40Hello.
00:11:42You're listening to me?
00:11:44I'm all for rehabilitation,
00:11:46but I will not be taken advantage of.
00:11:50He stole a car.
00:11:51A couple.
00:11:52Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:11:53Tomorrow?
00:11:55When you arrive?
00:11:58I'll let you know if you should continue.
00:12:00You can't be serious.
00:12:01I am.
00:12:02But that's not fair.
00:12:04Oh, Lonnie, I'm sorry.
00:12:07He's being paid for a service.
00:12:08Not to waste time pleasing you.
00:12:14Fortune cookie?
00:12:14You will always be successful in your professional career.
00:12:28You will always be successful in your professional career.
00:12:42Oh, you will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
00:12:57What about you?
00:13:03You will always and brother?
00:13:19Oh, my God.
00:13:20I'm going to be strong and professional.
00:16:54You know, your sister's a pretty good actress when she wants to be.
00:17:01Don't you think she likes him?
00:17:03I don't think she cares one way or another.
00:17:07I should shut up.
00:17:08No, don't.
00:17:10I won't say a word.
00:17:15I actually agree.
00:17:19I can give you a ride if you prefer.
00:17:21You're definitely replacing Judy.
00:17:22Yeah.
00:17:22Thanks.
00:17:24They're definitely replacing Judy.
00:17:38They're definitely replacing Judy.
00:17:45So they are.
00:17:51They're coming into town on Sunday.
00:18:01Who?
00:18:02Guys from headquarters.
00:18:04They're gonna take us out to dinner and make some big announcement.
00:18:08Pick it now.
00:18:10Well, does Judy know?
00:18:13No.
00:18:14Do they know who's gonna replace her?
00:18:22Yeah, I have some ideas, but nothing's said.
00:18:27Well, is it up to you?
00:18:30I would say.
00:18:32Some recommendations I could make.
00:18:39You ever think about implants?
00:18:52Did Jacob show up today?
00:19:07Yes, he's here.
00:19:12There's lots of other ways we could be spending that money.
00:19:16I, for one, think we're spending it the best way, on paint.
00:19:19We have to sell this place, don't we?
00:19:23Anyway, I could use a change of scenery.
00:19:28Oh, please. As if.
00:19:33You know, that was almost believable.
00:19:36That acting class is really paying off.
00:19:52I'm not going to do anything else.
00:20:02Just think of a few things.
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:09Where'd you sleep?
00:20:26Tossed and turned.
00:20:33You decide about Jacob?
00:20:37Yeah, he can stay.
00:20:38I want you to watch Lonnie.
00:20:41Keep a good eye on her.
00:20:42Better than you've been doing before.
00:20:45Okay?
00:20:47Do you hear what I'm saying?
00:20:49Yeah, I hear you.
00:20:51I want you to watch her.
00:20:52I can't watch her when I'm at work.
00:20:57Can't be in two places at one time.
00:21:03You're the only one I trust.
00:21:09What?
00:21:09What?
00:21:11Oh.
00:21:12Oh, my God.
00:21:13Oh, man.
00:21:18I'm sorry, my God.
00:21:20I'm very sorry.
00:21:21Oh, my God.
00:21:23Oh, my God.
00:21:25Oh, my God.
00:21:27Oh, my God.
00:21:27So many times.
00:21:29I'm just perfect.
00:21:29Oh, my God.
00:21:29It's all right.
00:21:31Oh, my God.
00:21:31Oh, my God.
00:21:33I don't know.
00:22:03I don't know.
00:22:33I don't know.
00:22:35I don't know.
00:23:05I don't know.
00:23:07I don't know.
00:23:09I don't know.
00:23:11I don't know.
00:23:13I don't know.
00:23:15I don't know.
00:23:17I don't know.
00:23:19I don't know.
00:23:21I don't know.
00:23:23I don't know.
00:23:25Excuse me.
00:23:26We gotta go.
00:23:27Judy's really sick.
00:23:28What do you mean she's sick?
00:23:29She won't leave her room.
00:23:30Why?
00:23:31Because she's sick.
00:23:32Says she doesn't wanna go.
00:23:33Go where?
00:23:34I'll tell you in the car.
00:23:35I'll tell you everything we need to know.
00:23:36We gotta go.
00:23:37Can you just get out, please?
00:23:39Are you gonna tell me where we're going?
00:23:46You're doing the show.
00:23:48What?
00:23:49Judy wants you to do the show.
00:23:54Did she pick this?
00:24:00It's what she wants.
00:24:02It's one of my favorite ones.
00:24:30You're gonna be fine.
00:24:32We've been watching her for years.
00:24:34I feel like she just wants me to be embarrassed.
00:24:36No, she wants you to be great, okay?
00:24:38She asked for you specifically.
00:24:39That's no joke.
00:24:41Just be yourself, okay?
00:24:43Where's Judy?
00:24:45She's sick.
00:24:46What?
00:24:47What do you mean she's sick?
00:24:48She's sick.
00:24:49She wants Lonnie to take over.
00:24:50Just for today.
00:24:51What?
00:24:52Hey, can you go straight to Hera?
00:24:53Wait, no.
00:24:54No, go, go, go, go.
00:24:55What are you doing?
00:24:57She's sick.
00:24:59Okay, she's not sick.
00:25:00She's scared if she loses the show, her career's over.
00:25:03Probably is.
00:25:04She's scared she won't be able to support us.
00:25:06So get jobs.
00:25:07Because it's happening.
00:25:08She's losing it.
00:25:09Well, not if Lonnie's the one taking over.
00:25:11Am I right?
00:25:12Isn't that what this is about?
00:25:14Look, she just asked that you give her one chance, okay?
00:25:17On a rehearsal, maybe.
00:25:19Or a dry run, but not the actual broadcast.
00:25:21For fuck's sake.
00:25:22Look, okay, okay.
00:25:23If she bombs today, fine, whatever.
00:25:25Just move on and blame Judy.
00:25:26But if she's good, and she will be good.
00:25:28I promise you she will be good.
00:25:31Then you take the credit and everybody wins.
00:25:33It's a live show, Todd.
00:25:34But is anybody watching?
00:25:37Right.
00:25:38Yeah, I thought that was the whole point.
00:25:40Hey, she might surprise you.
00:25:42She's not even fucking wearing shoes.
00:25:44Hey.
00:25:45She's gonna be great.
00:25:47I tried calling you.
00:25:48I have my phone right here.
00:25:49Well, you didn't answer.
00:25:50No.
00:25:51No, no, no, no.
00:25:52Come on.
00:25:53No makeup.
00:25:54She's beautiful.
00:25:55She's my sister, and today's her day.
00:25:58Without the makeup, you're telling the audience this is me.
00:26:02This is the truth.
00:26:03Okay?
00:26:04If you look right down the barrel of the lens, right into their eye, and tell them they need
00:26:13to have it, they'll pick up the phone and call.
00:26:17Nice feast, Bob.
00:26:18I'm impressed.
00:26:19Leave it off.
00:26:20Let's go.
00:26:21Good luck.
00:26:24Okay, this is her first day.
00:26:25I'm just gonna give this a try.
00:26:26I want you to be wide for the whole thing, unless you're coming in to focus on the gloves.
00:26:43You sure about that?
00:26:45Won't shooting at all on the wide suggest a lack of confidence in your host?
00:26:49That's exactly what it'll suggest, but it'll also hide her mistakes.
00:26:52I'd try the opposite.
00:26:54I don't fucking care what you would do, all right?
00:26:58If there's anything else, tell me now.
00:27:01Anything else?
00:27:03No.
00:27:05No.
00:27:06If you want, just stay on the gloves the whole time.
00:27:12And what we have here are 100% authentic calf leather gloves from Italy.
00:27:18They come with a lifetime warranty.
00:27:21Not only will we send you two pairs, but you will also get a wooden box to keep them and to protect them from the sun.
00:27:28And so remarkably soft, my goodness.
00:27:31I'll never want your man to take them off.
00:27:34Can't you just see him riding around in his Ducati?
00:27:41And ladies, if you order now, in the next 20 minutes, we will send you two pairs.
00:27:48So why not get yourself one?
00:27:53What's your record?
00:27:54Where are you?
00:27:55Thanks for getting your credit card.
00:27:56Are you ready?
00:27:57Shaun off yourughters.
00:27:58You're ready.
00:27:59Hulk on the side.
00:28:00You're ready.
00:28:01Yeah.
00:28:02You're ready.
00:28:03See you.
00:28:04Where are you?
00:28:05We're ready.
00:28:06You're ready.
00:28:07You're ready.
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00:28:14You're ready.
00:28:15Now we are offering them to you for the comfort of your own home, so you don't have to make the trip.
00:28:35They are all original Italian handmade, so my dear friend Fabio brought these back from Rome,
00:28:42and I just had to bring them to show to you guys back in your own home.
00:28:48You two can feel like you're riding your own Ducati through the tiny streets of Italy.
00:28:54Aren't they lovely? They come in such colors as ox, blood, chocolate.
00:29:01Oh, and this is really my favorite. Look at how lovely they are.
00:29:12Did you cut yourself?
00:29:17Lots of blood.
00:29:22Is it something you like?
00:29:29You need to close the windows. It's easy to scrape.
00:29:33Okay.
00:29:38Chef, are you going to do a task?
00:30:03I need you to take a break what yeah I need you to go get Lonnie why that's what
00:30:28boyfriends do they pick up their girlfriends in exchange for head I think your roles is blocking
00:30:37me and I'll get you the keys
00:31:07you
00:31:37Yo.
00:31:39Come on, anybody home?
00:31:42Hello?
00:31:43Hey, yeah.
00:31:44Can I help you?
00:31:46Uh, yeah.
00:31:48I got a delivery for Jake.
00:31:50He's not.
00:31:52Yo, uh, hey, sorry, man, I can't...
00:31:54You still there?
00:31:57Yeah, yeah, I'm done here.
00:31:59How...
00:32:01How much is it?
00:32:02It's a $15.30.
00:32:05Great, okay, hold on.
00:32:23Hey, that's it, that's a $20.
00:32:29Can you leave that in my van?
00:32:31On top of one of the paint cans?
00:32:34Alright, alright, dude, thanks.
00:33:04Let's go.
00:33:06Let's go.
00:33:08Bam!
00:33:40How was it?
00:34:02How'd you go?
00:34:04Ask Barb.
00:34:06Why? What did she say?
00:34:09Here.
00:34:10Thanks.
00:34:13Are your lunches in the van?
00:34:15No, don't. I took care of it.
00:34:23Hello?
00:34:24We have to meet.
00:34:25It's gonna take more than looking good, Todd.
00:34:27The few calls that did come in basically stopped after the first half hour.
00:34:30We actually liked what you did.
00:34:32Who's we?
00:34:33Me and Judy. She wants to give her another shot.
00:34:35Look, it doesn't matter. I need to talk to her. Is she there? Put her on.
00:34:38I'll bring her to dinner.
00:34:40Fine. Good night at the tavern, 8 o'clock.
00:34:44Hello?
00:34:44Lonnie, Judy's giving you the show. She wants you to take over.
00:35:03Well, according to Barb, the callers didn't like me.
00:35:12So make them like you.
00:35:13How?
00:35:15I don't know. Act. Isn't that what you do?
00:35:21Barb wants to meet us at the tavern at 8.
00:35:23You'll discuss tomorrow's show, and then I'll come and meet you.
00:35:31Yeah.
00:35:33You know that pussy's old enough to be your mother's, right?
00:35:45Huh.
00:35:45I think we should drink champagne more often.
00:35:54I think we should drink champagne more often.
00:35:54Come on.
00:36:24Hello?
00:36:28I said 8 o'clock.
00:36:30Yeah, I'm on my way.
00:36:31Your sister's here. I didn't know she was coming.
00:36:33I'm leaving now, okay? I'm on my way.
00:36:35And Judy?
00:36:38Hello?
00:36:50What do you say?
00:36:51He's on his way.
00:36:54What are you doing here?
00:37:00Lonnie called me.
00:37:03I just saw what happened.
00:37:05What's in the bag?
00:37:07Nothing. Just...
00:37:08Just a laundry.
00:37:12Can you tell her I called?
00:37:17Maybe.
00:37:17Judy.
00:37:38Hi.
00:37:41Where's Judy?
00:37:42Uh, she can't make it.
00:37:45Can you move over?
00:37:46No. She goes.
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:57Have fun?
00:38:04What is it with you two?
00:38:05How do you mean?
00:38:06Entitlement.
00:38:11Did you eat?
00:38:14Fuck you.
00:38:15You're a child making me sit here with your sister all night.
00:38:17You could have laughed.
00:38:21Why didn't you leave?
00:38:27Hmm?
00:38:30Why didn't you leave, Barb?
00:38:31Because I was waiting for you.
00:38:39Look, I appreciate what you're doing or trying to do.
00:38:42It's not your fault that Judy won't let go.
00:38:45It's not your sister's fault either.
00:38:47But to force me...
00:38:48To you two without being in notice of preparation.
00:38:51I have no disrespect.
00:38:53Myself and the crew undermines the show we're trying to produce.
00:39:02That was beautiful.
00:39:10No, come on.
00:39:12What are you doing?
00:39:14Hey.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:16You want to buy me a drink?
00:39:37Come here.
00:39:38Okay.
00:39:40I know people here, so...
00:39:43Okay.
00:39:46Oh, my God.
00:40:07Oh...
00:40:08Oh...
00:40:09Oh...
00:40:10Oh...
00:40:13Oh...
00:40:13Oh...
00:40:14Oh...
00:40:14I'm going to let you guys in on a little buddy fun bus tour, a secret that the property
00:40:40is apparently on the market. Oh look at this, looks like his grandson, Todd, is going in.
00:40:50Up next, where George Clooney takes his dry cream.
00:41:10I'm going to let you guys in on a little bit.
00:41:24I'm going to let you guys in on a little bit.
00:41:30Here, let me give you some light.
00:41:50She's not responding.
00:41:52It's because she's asleep. See? She took some pills.
00:42:00Hey, come on, stop. You look upset.
00:42:06She's fine, man.
00:42:09Really, she just... she had a rough night.
00:42:14You know what that's like?
00:42:18Pop some pills, get knocked out.
00:42:24What were you doing in here, anyway?
00:42:28Can't paint the windows if they're closed.
00:42:30Oh, then just say the word and we'll get them open.
00:42:32Well, we tried it now, but nobody...
00:42:34Hey, check this out.
00:42:36Right? How sweet is that?
00:42:38You threw me a gun?
00:42:40It's an antique. My grandpa brought it over from Russia.
00:42:44Why would you do that?
00:42:46Ever since he died, she keeps it beside her bed.
00:42:49I don't know. I guess it makes her feel safe.
00:42:51No. Well, why would you throw me a gun?
00:42:53I mean, it could have been... it could be loaded.
00:42:55Shit, it could be loaded.
00:42:57No one's loaded it in years.
00:43:00How do you know?
00:43:02Because I know Judy.
00:43:05It's just for show.
00:43:10You're lucky she likes her pills.
00:43:28Going in her room like that uninvited.
00:43:32Don't let her catch you doing that again.
00:43:40too bad.
00:43:42I can't believe she's feeling good.
00:43:43I'm blue here.
00:43:44We're gonna open.
00:43:47I'm blue here.
00:43:48You can buy undone.
00:43:50Watch your dad.
00:43:51Throw free förs cameras at 1cm station.
00:43:52There yourself in 100 Planets,
00:43:54You can even get one after 1cm station to 3cm station.
00:43:58You can take care of something
00:44:079-1-1, what is your emergency?
00:44:14Hello?
00:44:17Are you there?
00:44:20How can I help you?
00:44:24Hello?
00:44:37Hello?
00:44:58How can I help you?
00:44:59All right, I'm so sorry.
00:45:00I'm sorry.
00:45:01I'm sorry.
00:45:03I'm sorry.
00:45:03I'm sorry.
00:45:04You got a little break.
00:45:13What?
00:45:14What?
00:45:15No.
00:45:16You got a little break.
00:45:17What?
00:45:18What?
00:45:34That kick really hurt.
00:45:42It's your fault for pulling me in.
00:45:45I'll tell that to my kids when they come out with two heads.
00:45:50Are you having kids with?
00:45:53You.
00:45:57I'm serious.
00:45:58It's on my vision board.
00:46:00Your what?
00:46:02What's a vision board?
00:46:04What is it?
00:46:16It's all the things I hope come true.
00:46:19Stuff I want this year.
00:46:22Have any?
00:46:26Some.
00:46:28This is, uh, Grandpa and me.
00:46:31And, uh, me.
00:46:36What, that's us?
00:46:37It could be.
00:46:39We just need to tape our faces over theirs.
00:46:45Todd!
00:46:49Todd, it went great.
00:46:52People actually called in today.
00:46:53That's great.
00:46:54I know.
00:46:56It is great.
00:46:57Guys just called.
00:46:58They want you to come to dinner.
00:46:59You too, Todd.
00:47:00Why me?
00:47:01Thank you for being so helpful.
00:47:04Who's this?
00:47:08Hallie, this is Barb.
00:47:09She produces Judy's show.
00:47:14A little warm?
00:47:14Um, uh, yeah.
00:47:21Well, I guess we now know why Lonnie needed a ride home.
00:47:24Where's Judy?
00:47:31Cops are here?
00:47:34For you?
00:47:38I'm just kidding.
00:47:39What are the cops looking for?
00:47:40What the f...
00:47:42Can I help you?
00:47:50Is everything okay here, sir?
00:47:52Yeah, I think so.
00:47:53Why?
00:47:54The 911 call.
00:47:58I'm sorry.
00:47:58My, uh, my grandmother's an actress.
00:48:00As you can imagine, she can be very dramatic.
00:48:03She does things like this to make us worry.
00:48:05And is she here?
00:48:08Well, that's my point.
00:48:09She probably made the call and left.
00:48:11She must have left when I was in the pool.
00:48:14The painter might have seen her.
00:48:15He's got all the best views.
00:48:17Hey, Jake.
00:48:19Did you see Judy leave?
00:48:23No.
00:48:25Are you sure?
00:48:30Does she have a cell phone?
00:48:32Uh, yeah.
00:48:33She does.
00:48:34It's me, usually.
00:48:35I handle all her personal affairs.
00:48:39Whenever she gets back, she needs to call us.
00:48:41So we can mark her as a false alarm.
00:48:42Yeah, of course.
00:48:43Of course.
00:48:43And, hey, sorry.
00:48:44I'm so sorry for wasting your time.
00:48:46No problem.
00:48:48And drive safe.
00:48:48Where'd she go?
00:48:56How should I know?
00:49:10She doesn't tell you when she's leaving?
00:49:13Yeah, usually she has to.
00:49:14I'm the one that takes her.
00:49:16I don't know.
00:49:17I guess she took a cab.
00:49:20Well, we need to find her.
00:49:22Maybe she doesn't want to be found.
00:49:26Todd, she has to be at the dinner.
00:49:28Man, I bet that's exactly why she left.
00:49:31Listen, we were just about to eat.
00:49:34You want to join us?
00:49:35I made sandwiches.
00:49:40No.
00:49:45Enjoy your sandwich.
00:49:50What?
00:49:53I wasn't trying to be mean.
00:49:54It's like she doesn't even care.
00:49:56I don't believe that.
00:49:58This is Judy's life, and all she thinks about is that show.
00:50:01I just think she still likes you.
00:50:09Come to dinner.
00:50:11Be my date.
00:50:13I'm so sorry Judy sends her regards.
00:50:15She couldn't make it.
00:50:18Look at you.
00:50:21We certainly underestimated the intelligence of our audience.
00:50:25Who knew that they'd appreciate a hot girl in a vintage dress
00:50:28instead of a vintage actress?
00:50:30Well, we like what we see, so we want you to keep doing it.
00:50:33Yeah.
00:50:33Today's call center numbers were the best we had in months.
00:50:36Yeah.
00:50:37Which is not saying much, considering they've been in the toilet.
00:50:40Well, the key word there being been.
00:50:43All I can say is, what if today was a fluke?
00:50:47Actually.
00:50:48What?
00:50:51What?
00:50:52No, never mind.
00:50:53Go ahead.
00:50:53Spit it out.
00:50:54It's just a thought.
00:50:56And we like thoughts.
00:50:57So does Barb.
00:50:58Especially when they're good ones.
00:51:05Well, I think we should be confident about the fact that this is the start of something epic and new.
00:51:10And it could be.
00:51:11No, it is.
00:51:13That's the kind of attitude we need with a moonlight.
00:51:16And shouldn't Lonnie have a say in what she wears?
00:51:19Still from Judy's closet, but picked out by the host herself.
00:51:22Todd.
00:51:27I'm sitting right here.
00:51:28Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:51:38Um.
00:51:41Sorry.
00:51:41I'm going to use the restroom.
00:51:43Excuse me.
00:51:43Hello?
00:52:00Hello?
00:52:01No.
00:52:02No.
00:52:02I can't.
00:52:03I'm sorry.
00:52:04That was fucking...
00:52:05That was bullshit.
00:52:06She can't do...
00:52:06I'm not a fucking child.
00:52:09Like...
00:52:09No, I'm not coming back.
00:52:11Can you just...
00:52:11Can you call...
00:52:12Call Jacob to give you a ride or something?
00:52:14I'm sorry.
00:52:15I'm sorry.
00:52:16I'm sorry.
00:52:30I'm sorry.
00:52:32I'm sorry.
00:52:33You're welcome.
00:52:34Oh, my God.
00:53:04Oh, my God.
00:53:34Oh, my God.
00:54:04Oh, my God.
00:54:34Oh, my God.
00:55:04Oh, my God.
00:55:34Oh, my God.
00:56:04Oh, my God.
00:56:34Oh, my God.
00:57:04Oh, my God.
00:57:06What are you doing?
00:57:07I was looking for the cat.
00:57:09He got out when he left.
00:57:12Let me get changed.
00:57:18I'll give you a ride.
00:57:19Actually, Todd.
00:57:20Oh, my God.
00:57:28Oh, my God.
00:57:29Oh, my God.
00:57:30Come on.
00:58:00What's that?
00:58:15Your hand on my leg.
00:58:18You wanted her to see.
00:58:22So what if I did?
00:58:25I thought you didn't want to hurt her feelings.
00:58:29Maybe now I do.
00:58:30But I don't like being used.
00:58:37No, I won't use you.
00:58:39No being used, no drama.
00:58:45How about I help you instead?
00:58:50Help me how?
00:58:51No.
00:59:00I don't like being used.
00:59:01There você can.
00:59:02Why do you always have to perv on my friends?
00:59:30Nice choice.
00:59:31Yeah, I think so too.
00:59:33I mean, you picked it out.
00:59:35Fuck.
00:59:36What?
00:59:37Gardner.
00:59:39Hi.
00:59:40You're early.
00:59:42Hola, señor.
00:59:43Hi.
00:59:44Lost some clients.
00:59:45Is that the problem?
00:59:47Not really.
00:59:48It's just I have to go.
00:59:50Well, that's all right.
00:59:52No, it's not.
00:59:54So then what?
00:59:57You want me to come back?
00:59:59Is that all right?
01:00:01Do I have a choice, señor?
01:00:04I guess not if you don't want to lose another client.
01:00:08No problem, señor?
01:00:11Buenos dias.
01:00:13I have to stay.
01:00:14What?
01:00:15Why?
01:00:16What happened?
01:00:17Until Jacob's done, the garden can be left alone.
01:00:19Okay?
01:00:20So can you, you can take the car.
01:00:21Can you drop Hallie off?
01:00:22And have a great show.
01:00:23Yeah, but you're being very weird.
01:00:24I'm not being weird.
01:00:25Are you nervous?
01:00:26Don't be nervous.
01:00:27Don't be nervous.
01:00:28Hey.
01:00:29You're going to be great.
01:00:30Break a leg, all right?
01:00:31OK.
01:00:32Hurry up.
01:00:33Don't be late.
01:00:34I'm happy that you're going to leave.
01:00:35Hey.
01:00:36I have to.
01:00:37I have to stay.
01:00:38What?
01:00:39Why?
01:00:40What happened?
01:00:41Until Jacob's done, the garden can be left alone.
01:00:42Okay?
01:00:43So can you, you can take the car.
01:00:45Can you drop Hallie off?
01:00:47And um, have a great show?
01:00:49Yeah, but you're being very weird.
01:00:51I'm not being weird.
01:00:52Are you nervous?
01:00:53Don't be nervous.
01:00:54Don't be late.
01:01:24Don't be late.
01:01:54Don't be late.
01:02:24Don't be late.
01:02:54Don't be late.
01:03:24Don't be late.
01:03:54Don't be late.
01:04:24Hey, you took my van?
01:04:28You mind?
01:04:29I have to be somewhere.
01:04:30You should ask.
01:04:32I tried, but you...
01:04:35I had phones.
01:04:36how'd you know where to find the keys
01:04:40kind of obvious don't you think no i don't
01:04:52well i'm back now if you've got a problem you're welcome to take it up with judy
01:05:01found this under her bed
01:05:08i thought you said it was never loaded
01:05:12i guess i was wrong i'll keep it
01:05:18what's with the gloves
01:05:23oh i like him i feel like i'm james hunt
01:05:28do you know james hunt he was very famous
01:05:31probably not probably too classy for you
01:05:37when's she coming back who judy
01:05:41fucking quit
01:05:55you quit who fucking quits
01:06:02huh
01:06:09huh
01:06:13david
01:06:20good to see you yeah
01:06:30good to see you yeah
01:06:42listen here's the money do me a favor uh we're gonna be switching routes next week so if you could make the drive up like 30 minutes later that would be great and listen hey if judy's in the car hey if judy's in the car double the money next time sure
01:06:58brad
01:07:00brat
01:07:09you're a brat
01:07:10you're a brat
01:07:44Detective Rowan.
01:07:48Hi.
01:07:50Uh, thanks for coming. Come, uh, come right in. This way.
01:07:55Okay.
01:08:50What happened to your face?
01:08:54It was Jake.
01:08:57I don't know why.
01:08:59Must have done something to upset him.
01:09:03Does he ever hit you?
01:09:07No.
01:09:09He barely even talks.
01:09:12He talks to me.
01:09:14Probably because you hired him.
01:09:17Other than that he thinks you're pretty strange.
01:09:21I'm not strange.
01:09:24Yes you are.
01:09:26You threw him a gun.
01:09:30I'm sorry, what?
01:09:32Judy's gun.
01:09:34You threw it at him and told him to catch.
01:09:38Who the fuck plays catch with a gun?
01:09:41You're so full of shit.
01:09:44What the fuck? How does he even know that gun exists?
01:09:46Is he going through Judy's stuff?
01:09:47Todd, Todd.
01:09:49Don't.
01:09:59Barbara.
01:10:03Barbara.
01:10:04I need to talk to you.
01:10:06So talk.
01:10:08Can we go somewhere?
01:10:10Can we go somewhere private?
01:10:13What happened to your face?
01:10:14Somebody get to you before me?
01:10:15What happened to your face?
01:10:16Somebody get to you before me?
01:10:18What happened to your face?
01:10:19What happened to your face?
01:10:21Somebody get to you before me?
01:10:22What happened to your face?
01:10:23What happened to your face?
01:10:24Somebody get to you before me?
01:10:25What happened to your face?
01:10:26Somebody get to you before me?
01:10:27What happened to your face?
01:10:33Somebody gets you before me.
01:10:52Todd.
01:10:57Something's wrong.
01:11:06Oh, something's, something's wrong.
01:11:10I don't know.
01:11:11I...
01:11:12What, what, what happened?
01:11:19Todd.
01:11:20Can I come home with you, please?
01:11:24Oh, could I...
01:11:26God, I don't, I just don't want to happen.
01:11:39I just need to, I just need to, I just need to talk to someone.
01:11:42Oh, God.
01:11:47I don't want to stop.
01:11:48Oh, my God.
01:12:18Oh, my God.
01:12:48Oh, my God.
01:13:18Oh, my God.
01:13:48Oh, my God.
01:14:18Oh, my God.
01:14:48Oh, my God.
01:15:18Oh, my God.
01:15:48Oh, my God.
01:16:18Oh, my God.
01:16:48Oh, my God.
01:17:18Oh, my God.
01:17:48Oh, my God.
01:18:18Oh, my God.
01:18:48Oh, my God.
01:19:18Oh, my God.
01:19:48Oh, my God.
01:20:18Oh, my God.
01:20:48Oh, my God.
01:21:18Oh, my God.
01:21:48Oh, my God.
01:22:18Oh, my God.