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00:00It is I, the quintessential stud muffin, Joel, bigger than a Snickers bar, and tons more satisfying, Gertner.
00:14And for all you people have, in your hardcore icons like the drunken Sandman,
00:22in your heroes like Tommy Dreamer, in your shooters like Taz,
00:30what you people don't have is any inkling of an idea as to how exactly the Dudley Boys are going to make a mockery of your terms, hardcore and extreme.
00:49The Dudley Boys plan on raising the violence quotient in ECW.
00:57And believe you me, they're doing it on your behalf.
01:04They're doing it only to raise the same plateau, the same level of disrespect that you people have shown in your demeanor towards the Dudley Boys.
01:21It appears that you people don't approve of, perhaps don't respect, the way Big Daddy Dudley brought up his fine young sons.
01:36Take a look at my face.
01:43Get a good look.
01:45Look at my eyes.
01:47Black and blue.
01:50Broken blood vessels.
01:52Detached retina.
01:55Smashed in the side over here.
01:56You think there's anybody in ECW who can hand the Dudley Boys a beating like our daddy used to?
02:08You think there's anybody in ECW who can beat us within an inch of our life like he used to do when we were growing up just to make us a little tougher?
02:20You know what the sick part is?
02:24You people out there, you enjoy it.
02:29You get off on it.
02:32You love it.
02:34You love the violence.
02:35Well, if it's violence, you won't.
02:47Then it's violence.
02:49I testify.
02:51We will give you.
02:52We will give you.
03:05Extreme.
03:07Extreme.
03:10Championship.
03:12Verse 4.
03:17услов Church.
03:23Ugh.
03:33Extreme use of恐怖.
03:35Extreme.
03:35Extreme.
03:35Extreme.
03:35Extreme.
03:35Extreme.
03:35Extreme.
04:35As a matter of fact, the franchise...
04:37No, Taz, Taz, World Heavyweight Champion.
04:40Say it.
04:43Taz, the World Heavyweight Champion.
04:45Good. Go on.
04:47We have a match in the ring right now.
04:49Great.
04:49The first graduate of the House of Hardcore,
04:51your cousin Chris Chetty going one-on-one
04:53with dastardly Danny Doreen.
04:55It'll be a Donnybrook.
04:57You need a color commentator, and I'm the guy.
04:59Let's work together, Joe.
05:01Talk.
05:03Talk.
05:03We've got a match in the ring.
05:06The first graduate of the House of Hardcore,
05:09your cousin Chris Chetty going one-on-one
05:11with dastardly Danny Doreen.
05:12Here's Sixer.
05:13And I'm going to do play-by-play.
05:16With the World Heavyweight Champion, Taz.
05:18And my color commentator is going to be Taz?
05:25Boring.
05:27Boring.
05:28Why?
05:28Why?
05:28The match just started.
05:30Yeah.
05:30If you can't make your man tap out before the bell...
05:32I made the former World Heavyweight Champion,
05:35Shane Douglas, tap out twice before the bell even rang.
05:39Look at this kid.
05:40He looks like Shane.
05:41This kid with the funky colors.
05:44Danny Doreen, who just threw the dropkick,
05:47looks like Shane.
05:47He looks like...
05:48I don't believe my cousin Chris trying to steal my spotlight.
05:53He's wrestling Shane Douglas.
05:56I don't think that you understand.
05:58That's Danny Doreen and...
06:00That's...
06:00That's...
06:01Chris disrespected me.
06:05No one disrespects me.
06:07No one.
06:07Not even my own family.
06:09Taz has left the broadcast position, covered two count by Chris Chetty.
06:25Does anyone know where Taz went?
06:30He just stormed out of here.
06:31Does anyone know where Taz is allowed?
06:33Come on, Taz.
06:33Come on, Taz.
06:34You're the only one.
06:35Disrespect the world in which.
06:36Come on.
06:38Come on.
06:40Come on, Taz.
06:40Come on.
06:41Come on, Taz.
06:43Come on, Taz.
06:52Come on.
06:52Taz is walking the upper deck
07:01He must be looking for the franchise
07:06Where is he going?
07:14Play the music
07:15Play the music
07:18Play the music
07:20Hit the button, play the music
07:23Play it, play it
07:50We are on the air
08:05From Buffalo, New York
08:07And the first flick into center
08:08Chris Chetty has his cousin
08:11Is currently going one-on-one
08:13with dacidly Danny Doering.
08:19Ever the left, Kaz is headed towards the ring,
08:23and the mood, the mood here in Buffalo, New York,
08:27is about to change.
08:36Head and arm pass, flex on Doering.
08:39Teddy charges on perfect.
08:43Oh my God, vicious cross-facing going on.
08:48Referee John Teewee Moore trying to stop Kaz.
08:52Bad move, bad move, Teewee.
08:58T-bone, 10 flex, Teddy.
09:01Teddy going at his touch again.
09:03Gets taken down and caught in a Bucciwara hardball.
09:07Teddy was tapping.
09:19Kaz just trying to snap his arm cutting door.
09:23The human suplex machine is obsessed with the world heavyweight champion,
09:35the franchise Shane Douglas.
09:39And as was the case, right outside of Atlanta at Wrestle Pollution 98.
09:47Kaz is being let out of the building and handcuffed.
09:50Kaz made his mark on this sport with his obsession with Zabu,
10:08and that led to our first pay-per-view, Barely Legal.
10:13But since losing the world television title to Bam Bam Bigelow,
10:18and living dangerously, and then his internet with the franchise in Fort Lauderdale,
10:23no one is safe from the path of rage, especially the franchise.
10:27This is the type of fan, the franchise.
10:29Who's the champ?
10:31Who's the champ?
10:32Who's the champ?
10:32Who?
10:34Who's the champ?
10:35Who's the champ?
10:36Who's the champ?
10:37Who?
10:37Who's the champ?
10:39Who?
10:40Who?
10:41Daddy.
10:42We know you're the best rookie.
10:42You know the house of hardcore.
10:46You're Tanzan's brother.
10:47You just got back on a 10-day Japan tour.
10:50You think you're tough?
10:51You want some competition?
10:52You want to prove yourself?
10:54to prove yourself, here it is.
10:56Here's your opportunity tonight
10:58to prove yourself against Sabu.
11:07Well as Taz is being let off to jail again,
11:11apparently now Sabu has picked a fight
11:13with Taz's cousin Chris Chetty.
11:15Single leg takedown.
11:18Sabu drops the elbow into a headlock.
11:24Hammerlock counter by Chetty, Sabu rolls through.
11:28Another single leg by Sabu.
11:32Chetty comes up with a Jujigatami cross arm breaker.
11:40Single leg now by Chetty.
11:43Chetty showing that great amateur background
11:45in freestyle and Greco-Roman wrestling.
11:47Sabu may have underestimated this kick.
11:54Chetty was able to take Sabu on the canvas,
11:56so Sabu takes the match up to the floor.
11:59Chetty hits the steal at hard.
12:00Alfonso now getting in a couple of cheap shots.
12:06Come on, get over, come on, get over, come on.
12:19Get over, come on.
12:20Get over, come on, get over, come on, get over, come on.
12:23Come on, baby.
12:24Alfonso, it's a cheer to the face.
12:30Sabu may be a little frustrated by the fact
12:32wrestling skills sabu now face first into that table that bridges the ring in the steel guard
12:40rail sabu thrown back in chedi gets caught it's a fist to the temple chedi fires back and floors
12:51sabu chedi now ascending the turnbuckles from the outside he gets caught sabu now going up top
13:03top rope hoonan karana takes over chedi sabu may have injured his knee in the process
13:09hope that leads down on the canvas sabu kicks chedi to the outside
13:23sabu still clutching at his left knee
13:31up and over with the pescado
13:39and right now it is sabu who is in control of this matchup
13:52sabu setting up a chair
13:57sabu slipped on the top rope he slipped and got crunched chedi's hitching up sabu
14:04sabu tries to block the suplex by locking his legs around the rope
14:08chedi muscles him out
14:12again it's chedi and sabu both down on the canvas in the middle of the ring
14:20chedi up to his feet first
14:27springboard close my man did he hook sabu cover hook delay two and a half two and a half says referee jim
14:36jim mollo chedi now to the outside
14:42chedi went for another springboard but sabu caught him sabu saw chedi coming out of the corner of his eye
14:49chedi again chedi takes that chair to the face
14:55alfonso holding chedi down this does not bode well for chris chedi
14:59oh my god
15:04springboard leg drop drives chedi through the table all the way to the floor
15:20and then they have taken all of the wind out of the sails of young chris chedi
15:33sabu still clutching at that knee
15:35chedi is rolled back in by alfonso this should be all lateral press to no
15:45chedi gets the left shoulder above the canvas
15:47this kid's got guts
15:56triple jump leg drop misses
16:00chedi had the presence of mind to roll away
16:04can chedi capitalize on sabu's mistake
16:07chedi now to the outside
16:16double sprayboard moonsault misses
16:26there's the triple jump moonsault sabu connects lateral press
16:29the youngster chedi gave sabu all he can handle and more
16:43but in the end sabu just a little too much for chris chedi
16:49earlier tonight the full-blooded italians had yet another run-in with the blue manian supernova
16:54the full-blooded italians little guido and tracy smothers
17:04the worst footwork in
17:08not only this business but the history of feet
17:15word is the big don tommy rich none too happy with the outcome of the fbi's match at wrestlepalooza 98
17:24he feels his boys were embarrassed at his hometown of little atlanta
17:32big don probably the only resident of atlanta who flies quote the confederate and italian flags in front of his home
17:43and what would have to be considered an upset smothers and guido despite the constant
17:50outside interference of tommy rich
17:54we're defeated by pinfall live on pay-per-view at wrestling we didn't need to see that
18:02the fbi were defeated as i was saying by the two young men who made the most of their first
18:13opportunity on pay-per-view and it's rematch time here in buffalo
18:25not since the public enemy as a tag team had ecw fans dancing like this across the country
18:36and supernova
18:41and supernova
18:43made the most of their opportunity
18:47can they make it two in a row here tonight in buffalo
18:56crazy smothers attack
18:57clothesline supernova with that mock italian flag
19:01now nails the blue mini from behind
19:04close lines to mini
19:09the full-blooded italians
19:11have jumped the media nova
19:13double side italian legs sweep on the steel chin
19:24media and nova are in big trouble
19:32and now a double side italian lake sweep for the blue meeting
19:37the big dot orchestrating this attack furious
19:40that the fbi
19:46were embarrassed
19:50oh my god
19:59well what we thought may have been a very entertaining tag team matchup
20:04as it was at wrestlepalooza 98 is
20:07has turned into a little more than a mugget
20:16they're wiping the makeup off the meaty's face how insulting
20:21the fbi
20:28the fbi
20:31are trying to take media nova out it's as simple as that
20:34we don't look
20:42we're no joke says tommy rich 20-year veteran of this business
20:47up until now this has been a fun feud but
21:03there's nothing funny about this
21:18we're in the
21:32further until do you mind can't we have just a little privacy well al snow was insane heading
21:49into wrestlepalooza 98 but but coming this short of becoming the world heavyweight champion
21:56really seems to have frosted his flakes if you know what i mean but he has nothing to be ashamed
22:00of he lost to an athlete who has truly earned the moniker the franchise but shane douglas is
22:08currently awaiting a myriad of surgeries for a myriad of injuries and tonight here in buffalo new
22:15york the triple threat made a public admission that for the next few months the roster of their
22:22elite group may be a little thin we were scheduled to have jamie dundee back from memphis tennessee
22:28in a one-on-one matchup against former triple threat prospect and current half of the world tag team
22:34champions lance storm and it was at that moment that the triple threat chris candido bam bam bigelope
22:42francine and shane douglas walked down to the ring
22:46for a schedule at lance storm versus jamie dundee but the triple threat have made their way into the ring
23:00amy dundee so
23:18Hold on a second, I'm putting my belt down, hold on, listen, hey, Lance Storm, pull your
23:28jet to your partner, okay, hold on, calm down, calm down, hold on, I want to tell you something,
23:33listen, even though he has overcome all adversity, even though he's still defeated Al Snow, one
23:44heck of a wrestler at Wrestlepalooza, and he's still the heavyweight champion of the world.
23:56It's no secret, it's no secret to anybody that right now Shane Douglas has a list of injuries
24:04of my law, and he's being forced, he's being forced because he has to, he has to go into
24:12the hospital, and he has to get an operation on his elbow, on the palate, the roof of his
24:18mouth, the bone's been shattered, on his cheekbone, that's punctured his sinuses, but hold on a
24:25second, hold on a second, the triple threat, and Shane Douglas especially, have overcome
24:30adversity before, but you know what, hold on a second, why not keep the ball in the triple
24:38threat's court, you know what I'm talking about guys, so I want to talk a little bit
24:43out of character, you know what I'm talking about Lance, hold on, because we've all talked
24:47about this, Shane himself, the beefs, and hey Lance, Lance come here, take a look, even
24:52Francine's been on this discussion, and we thought about this, hold on a second, and in the spirit
25:01of everything this man's done, and in the spirit of ECW, Lance Storm, I want to shoot
25:08with you, I want to tell you the truth, a few months ago, when we kicked the crap out of
25:14Taz, and you, Taz, we meant it, we meant to kill that jerk, but Lance Storm, to you, it
25:21was just a test, it was just a test, Lance, you want to see what kind of a man you were,
25:25you know what, you know what, you lived up to that test, and that's stuff where I want
25:30my youth played, and I want them to announce me first, and I'm mad at you because Sonny
25:35thinks you're cute, Lance, you're a good looking guy, there's no doubt, and that's just my
25:39stick, my gimmick, you know what I'm talking about, but tonight Lance, we've all thought
25:44about it, and tonight we want you, and Buffalo, New York, you want to make history, huh, you
25:51want to make history, Buffalo, tonight Lance Storm, we've all thought about it, and we
26:00want you to take those three fingers, we want you to take those three fingers, and we want
26:06you to raise it up in the air, because we want you, we want you to be a part of the triple
26:11threat, not, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, not because, not because the franchise is hurt, and we need
26:21somebody to fill a spot while he's gone, but Lance Storm, not because we need you Lance, but
26:29for the bottom of my heart, because we want you, you screwed me once Candido, I don't give people
26:37a chance to screw me twice, you can take your triple threat, because I don't want it, just wait
26:44one goddamn second, you have any idea what you're talking about, the most elite fraternity in all
26:53sports, you've been offered an opportunity to stand side by side, with the beast from the east, and
27:00Chris Candido, and Francine, I started this, it stands for excellence, and it stands for excellence, in this
27:07sport, Lance Storm, you can put your name alongside Malenko, Brian Lee, Chris Candido, beast from the east,
27:19Bam Bam Piccolo, and even Francine, and you're going to turn that down?
27:27I mean no disrespect to you Shane Douglas, I saw the performance you put on at the pay-per-view,
27:33and I got a world of respect for you, and that belt you have around your waist, and Bam Bam,
27:39you're the greatest big man this sport has ever seen, and I got nothing but respect for you,
27:46but you Candido, are the biggest pain in the ass I've ever seen in this business,
27:54and as long as you're a part of the triple threat, I want nothing to do with it,
27:59now if you guys want to kick his ass out, we can talk, but if he's in, I'm out,
28:07well hold on a second guys, that's what I've been telling you about him, that's what I'm telling you
28:11about Lance, he's an independent thinker, you got that heart, you got that, you got that go-getter stuff,
28:17that's what we want right, come on Lance, you want to do it, you want to do it, come on,
28:21that's what we want, that's what we want, you want to do it, come on Lance, I know you want it,
28:26come on, we're partners, come on, we're partners, you want to do it, you want to do it,
28:31let's do it, right here, right now, what? I knew he'd do it, I knew he'd do it, Lance Storm has
28:38agreed to join a triple threat, he just spent five minutes turning them down,
28:43he just said Candido is the biggest pain in the ass he's ever met in this business,
28:58Lance Storm has knocked out Chris Candido, and when you disrespect the triple threat,
29:06sooner or later, in this case sooner for Lance Storm, you have got to deal with the 350 plus pound
29:14beast from the east, Bam Bam Bigelow.
29:24Lance Storm had better rely on his quickness in this matchup, Bigelow gets a hold of him,
29:31he's in trouble, Bigelow now hammering Lance Storm in the corner,
29:42Lance Storm fights to get back to his feet, gets met with a forearm to the temple,
29:48huge Beale out of the corner,
29:50Francine cheering for Bam Bam Bigelow,
30:01and we're not eliciting the, I don't think that's the response you wanted from this
30:08crowd here in Buffalo, New York.
30:10Nice counter on the Beale out of the corner, Lance Storm comes up with a Fujiwara arm bar,
30:21Bam Bam Bigelow inching his way towards the rope,
30:25he makes it, Jim Molyneux makes Lance Storm break the hold,
30:31dropped toe hold by Lance Storm,
30:32victory roll, hook of the leg, two count, Lance Storm got a two count on Bam Bam Bigelow,
30:43drop kick up in the chest,
30:47and Lance Storm goes face first into the steel guard rim.
30:51wow.
31:01wow.
31:09What power, unbelievable show of strength by Bigelow.
31:14Lance Storm hurled into the third row.
31:19Other promotions give t-shirts out to the crowd.
31:25We throw wrestlers.
31:28And again, Lance Storm hits the steel guardrail.
31:33Lance Storm disrespected the triple threat
31:35by knocking his World Tag Team Championship partner,
31:40Chris Candido, out.
31:43My God.
31:44And now Lance Storm is paying the price for that disrespect.
31:54Bigelow trying to destroy Lance Storm.
31:58Burying him underneath a sealed chair.
32:05This is not a matter of revenge.
32:08This is a matter of respect.
32:10Candido still has no idea that he's in Buffalo.
32:16High crossbody by Lance Storm.
32:18One, two, two cap.
32:22Candido made the mistake of getting up on the ring apron.
32:25He hits the steel.
32:29Bigelow driven face first into the canvas.
32:31Lance Storm is setting the turnbuckle.
32:35He goes all the way up top.
32:38Francine distracts the referee.
32:40Candido shoves Lance Storm right into Bam Bam.
32:43Bigelow's a waiting arm.
32:45Greetings from Asbury Park.
32:47Just when it seems Lance Storm has things going his way.
33:00He is once again screwed by Chris Candido.
33:06A victory for the triple threat.
33:13And this issue between the World Tag Team Champions, Lance Storm and Candido is far from over.
33:22We've got a matchup for the World Television title underway now.
33:27Tip-up by Van Damme.
33:29Curtis just swept the arm out underneath Van Damme.
33:32Van Damme goes crashing down and hard.
33:34Simple yet effective move by Doug Curtis.
33:44Van Damme loves to show bone.
33:46Paid for it that time.
33:47Beautiful standing drop kick.
33:50Both feet in the face of Mr. Monday Night.
33:54The black's handle now on the outside.
33:56High-fence chop on the outside.
34:06Van Damme set for the ride.
34:08Hits the steel guardrail.
34:13Springboard moves on into a reverse DDT.
34:16Oh, my God!
34:21Doug Curtis has got Bill Alfonso.
34:23Bill Alfonso.
34:26Rob Van Damme springboarding off the steel guardrail.
34:32Just broad-jumped the entranceway.
34:35That's not me, baby.
34:36Van Damme's come away time in a 7.47.
34:43Rob Van Damme.
34:44What distance?
34:46What distance Van Damme got?
34:49And leveled Doug Curtis.
34:51Rob Van Damme!
34:52Rob Van Damme!
34:53Rob Van Damme!
34:53Rob Van Damme!
34:54Rob Van Damme!
34:55Rob Van Damme!
34:55He claims he's not the showstopper.
34:57He is the show.
35:02Oh, yeah.
35:02We're going to take another look at this.
35:04The springboard moonsault into a reverse DDT.
35:08Look at this.
35:11It's almost inhuman.
35:14He broad-jumped the entranceway.
35:16The entire aisle.
35:17The entire aisle.
35:17Swinging DDT, Mr. Monday Night gets spiked on the floor by Doug Curtis.
35:29The pendulum of momentum has swung from the corner of the world television champion Rob Van Damme to the corner of the challenger, Doug Curtis.
35:39This is not the first time these two have met for years now, dating back before ECW.
35:46Cover.
35:48Two.
35:50Half a count away from crowning Doug Curtis world television champion.
35:54As I was saying, these two very familiar with one another.
35:58They competed in Old Japan Pro Wrestling.
36:02And perhaps with the exception of Sabu, no one knows Mr. Monday Night Rob Van Damme as well as Doug Furnace.
36:13The last time we were here in Buffalo, New York, Van Damme dethroned Bam Bam Bigelow.
36:20Will tonight be Furnace's night?
36:23Furnace just hoists Van Damme through the air.
36:28That may be all covered to Nub.
36:32Again, just inches away from crowning a new world television champion here in Buffalo, New York.
36:41Can Furnace follow up?
36:44Can the veteran finish off Rob Van Damme?
36:50Van Damme being hammered at the corner.
36:59Pirates whip.
37:01Furnace charges and misses.
37:05Van Damme with the leaping sidekick.
37:09Caught Furnace right in the throat.
37:14Alfonso tosses the chair to Van Damme, who's a little woozy.
37:17Furnace just charges Van Damme.
37:21He's got Alfonso.
37:23Alfonso fades first into the top turn buckle.
37:26Doug Furnace hammers Bill Alfonso.
37:29Van Damme.
37:31Rob Van Damme missed the Van Damminator.
37:35Alfonso lay out on the table.
37:36Van Damme just put Alfonso to the table.
37:44Doug Furnace back drunk the world television champion through the air.
37:50Through Bill Alfonso and the table.
37:56What elevation.
37:58Look at Alfonso's neck fold like that table.
38:05Will this be the night that Doug Furnace becomes ECW world television champion?
38:16Van Damme set for the ride.
38:19Furnace went for the hood and got Rana and got powerbong.
38:22Nice counter by Van Damme up to the top turnbuckle in one motion.
38:30Awesome frog splash.
38:37Van Damme not going for the cover.
38:44Van Damme showboating for the fans.
38:46But is he wasting too much time?
38:51Van Damme now mocking his tag team partner Sabu.
38:57There's the camel clutch.
39:00That's Sabu's hold.
39:01It's the hold of Sabu's uncle.
39:03The Sheik here comes Sabu.
39:04Sabu knocked out both champion and challenger with that chair.
39:19But was he mad that Van Damme was using the camel clutch?
39:21Or was he trying to help Van Damme and accidentally just went.
39:27Arabian face buster from the top.
39:30But Van Damme covered Furnace.
39:32Well, did Sabu see Van Damme going for the lateral press?
39:36Or Sabu gets nailed with the chair.
39:40There's the Van Damminator.
39:42Cover, hook of the leg.
39:48That's it.
39:48Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this contest, and still,
39:52ECW World Television Champion, Ron Van Damme.
39:59Van Damme still the World Television Champion.
40:04But the question is, was Sabu trying to help Van Damme or hurt Van Damme?
40:12Let me get dead serious.
40:14I want everybody to know that Sabu and Mr. Monday Night are inseparable.
40:20There's no way anybody in the business today, Paul Heyman, ECW, any wrestlers, nobody, absolutely nobody,
40:31is going to cause any friction between my tag team, Mr. Monday Night, and Sabu.
40:39You know, I'm sick and tired of being screwed over by you, Chris Candido.
40:48Every time we defend these belts, you're screwing me over and stealing the win.
40:52I've got to match with somebody else, and you're sticking your nose in and screwing me over again.
40:56So let's set these belts aside for a second and settle what we've got between each other.
41:00One on one, in that ring.
41:03I'm going to show you who the better man is.
41:05You know what? Come on, let's do it, you know.
41:08As I lay in bed every night, and I look next to me, and then I wake up in the morning, and I look next to me.
41:14What am I evangelizing about?
41:16I'm evangelizing about being you idiots, and you're loud and stinking, right?
41:20Can any of you boxed in my life?
41:22I've got problems.
41:24You know, Lance, but what would I say?
41:26I'd fight you. I'd fight you one on one without a problem.
41:29But unlike you, Lance Storm, I would put my personal pain, my personal problems, ahead of the fine, understanding company of the ECW.
41:39I would put my personal problems ahead of defending the ECW World Tank and Championship with pride in Lance Storm.
41:46I take it one of the salesmen, but you know what?
41:48I've proven myself a sales defender.
41:50I was former NWA World Heavyweight Champion.
41:53Well, I don't know how important that belt is, but you know what?
41:56Let's go back to the archives.
41:58Ronnie Lee, Zip, Boo Bradley.
42:03I've carried a lot of idiots on my back, and I'm proving myself to be the greatest tag team wrestler of all time,
42:09William Storm, as I carry you up to the same deck with a pack mule, you struck on my back, me doing all the work,
42:16and solidifying myself as the greatest tag team wrestler of all time.
42:21So now you're a tag team wrestler, huh?
42:23Can't stand on your own two feet and face me one-on-one?
42:26Well, that's just fine.
42:27We did this once before at Living Dangerously, and I like the way that turned out.
42:31So let's do it again.
42:33Dream partner tag team match.
42:36Metal dream partner tag, man!
42:38What do I do?
42:39What do I do?
42:40I'm something to buy now, Lance Storm!
42:42I guess.
42:43I'm going up for a treat now.
42:45Who can my partner be?
42:47I can't think...
42:48Come on, man!
42:52Come on!
42:52Hi, Lance!
42:54You!
42:54Goodbye, Lance!
42:55Come on!
42:56Give some a pointer!
42:57Bring somebody on!
42:58I got the beat!
42:59He'll put you through the ring!
43:00Still can't stand on your own two feet, can you, Candido?
43:03Still looking for something to carry your ass through a match, running back to the triple
43:06threat whenever the going gets tough.
43:09Let's say we make this interesting.
43:11Let's make it so you can't pick a member of the triple threat.
43:14You can find somebody that'll tag with you outside of the triple threat.
43:16Because some guys don't want to be tagged with a guy whose biggest claim to fame is that
43:20he's Sonny's boyfriend.
43:21I tarried your ass!
43:25I've set the rails up!
43:27I know I give you the biggest opportunity of your career!
43:31And you stick it on my ass!
43:33Lance Storm, I'll take your challenge.
43:36I'll stay outside the triple threat!
43:37And I can pick whoever I want, right?
43:40Pick whoever I want!
43:41But Lance, I'm not going to throw a wrestling match.
43:44I'm coming for your blood!
43:46And when you come for blood, who do you pick?
43:49You pick the suicidal, the homicidal, the denicidal, those death-defying athletes in the
43:55regular sport today!
43:56I pick Samu!
43:59So Lance Storm, one night only, Candido and Samu, pick who you want and bring it on!
44:06The most suicidal, homicidal, genocidal act that I'm going to face in here!
44:13What could I possibly do to counter a week like that?
44:17But, um, I mean, really, there's only so many things that you can't do.
44:21Whereas me, what can't I do?
44:24I'm without a man being out of here.
44:25You know what?
44:26If I wasn't me, I'd definitely be what I'd be.
44:28And if I had a kid, if it were a man being kind of a fool right now, I'd be able to lose
44:34a part of me.
44:34I mean, after all, I am the man to beat my own partner, you know who you want to say,
44:40I'm blue, at Wrestle Palooza.
44:42And, brought back in, also beat the toughest member of the community, right?
44:47Big, I, I'm big, I love.
44:49And when it comes to, saying, hey, did you know that I grabbed her ass?
44:55Did you know that you grabbed my ass?
44:56Chris Campino, while your girl's home, dreaming about this thing, you might have been dreaming
45:04up a way to try and do this.
45:06Now, I know what your plan is.
45:07I know what your plan is.
45:09And said, boo, I'm just gonna have to beat you again.
45:13No offense, partner.
45:14I'm not doing this because I want to.
45:17I'm definitely not doing it because I didn't even have a shot in my heart.
45:20I'm doing this because I was big to, but because I can't.
45:23Hey, I'm Mr. Moneyhead.
45:26Bro, bam, damn.
45:28So, the main event for the ECW Arena is official on Green Parker Tag Team Matchup.
45:35On one side, Chris Campino, his Green Tag Team Parker, Sabu.
45:39Their opponents, Lance Storm and his Green Tag Team Parker, the World Development Team
45:44Champion, Mr. Money Night Rob Van Dam.
45:46This one is a matter of respect.