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00:00Grandpa Joe, this beer, this moment of silence, and this ten count is for you.
00:30Hey. I just come here, I just come here to give my condolences, just like all the boys and all you fans.
00:52Tommy Dreamer, the only thing I wish is that it was you that died instead of your worthless, stupid grandpa.
01:22Not the truth.
01:26Wow.
01:31Come on.
01:32See you.
01:34Do you, buddy?
01:35We're gonna kill you.
01:37We're gonna kill you.
01:39We're gonna kill you.
01:41We're gonna kill you.
01:42We're gonna kill you.
01:44We're gonna kill you.
01:46Take care.
01:49Oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:19Stream!
02:23Check it out!
03:19Hello, everyone, and welcome to Extreme Championship Wrestling.
03:37I'm Joey Stiles.
03:38We've now had a week to try and digest the comments, the actions of Just Incredible.
03:44I'm not going to do any wrestling announcing.
03:46I have no commentary.
03:50But what Just Incredible did is not without its consequences.
03:54Sunday night, March 1st, live on pay-per-view, Just Incredible will go one-on-one with Tommy
04:00Dreamer.
04:01We now show you what happened after Just Incredible's comments.
04:04He's a worthless piece of garbage.
04:13Nobody deserves that kind of disrespect.
04:16He's just an a**hole.
04:27Murray Dudley is being kind.
04:29Said and done, we still came here to fight, and we're going to fight the both of you.
04:34So let's get this a**hole on and give these people what they f*****g paid for.
04:40Referee jockeening and calls for the bell.
04:52Got the Sandman in the ring.
04:56It's Bubba Ray Dudley.
04:57Bubba Ray Dudley is a former NCAA, ESP, ASPCA, and PMS super heavyweight champion.
05:14Don't forget about the baseball.
05:15Go away.
05:16Have a donut.
05:17Have a donut.
05:20Sandman with the schoolboy.
05:21Bubba Ray shoulder down to a...
05:22No, two cattle.
05:23Damn, we've got Bubba Ray Dudley in the Sandman wrestling.
05:31Bubba Ray Dudley complaining about a handful of overall.
05:46I don't believe there was one.
05:47I mean, it's shocking to begin with that this match hasn't turned into the tag team all-out bloodbath of a war we thought it would be.
05:53We've actually seen a wrestling match thus far.
05:57The tie-up again.
06:01And a hip-toss by Bubba Ray Dudley on the Sandman.
06:04Clothesline.
06:05Down goes the extreme icon.
06:09Irish whip reversed by the Sandman.
06:12Hip-tossed by the Sandman.
06:14Arm drag.
06:19And a clothesline that forwards Big Bubba Ray Dudley.
06:21In comes Devon.
06:22He gets him tossed as well.
06:24Arm drags.
06:26And a clothesline sends the most righteous brother in the building crashing down to the canvas.
06:41The Sandman up and over with a block jump.
06:45The Sandman landing on top of both Bubba Ray and Devon Dudley.
06:57Keep your eye on Tommy Dreamer.
07:00Up and over with the Pescato.
07:04Both the Sandman and Tommy Dreamer take to the air.
07:09Devon Dudley hits the steel guard rail.
07:13And the Innovator of Violence goes to work on Devon Dudley.
07:19Devon now in the ring.
07:23Dreamer and Devon Dudley face to face.
07:35You want to talk about two toughest male competitors.
07:38They'll wrestle, they'll brawl, they can do it all any which way.
07:41Devon Dudley wants to take it.
07:42Tommy Dreamer will oblige.
07:43Here's the shove.
07:44Dreamer shoved right back.
07:45Dropped to hold by Tommy Dreamer.
07:55Big feel out of the corner.
07:58That one stunned Devon.
08:00Devon Dudley going for the vertical suplex.
08:03No, and Dreamer comes out of it with an arm bar.
08:06Devon Dudley goes to the rope.
08:08Big dick Dudley now stepped over the top rope.
08:17And chokeslams Tommy Dreamer.
08:27The Dudley boys seem to make the mistake of mocking New Jack.
08:38Just with a chin, the Dudley boys have this match up their hand.
08:41They go ahead and make it a three-way dance.
08:55A lot of great wrestling.
08:58We saw it just minutes ago.
09:00Maybe off or not.
09:02Because this won't be pretty from here on end.
09:05Garbage cans.
09:06Crutches.
09:07You name it.
09:08It's in the ring.
09:09It's going to be used.
09:10And this is going to get bloody before it's too long.
09:14Spin kick by Thomas on Bubba Ray.
09:17Feeds him a table in a garbage can.
09:20I don't know what the hell that was.
09:23Devon takes the garbage can.
09:26Bubba Ray Dudley is lovely.
09:31As his half-brother Devon.
09:34The Dudley seemingly had a tag team edge of all but one.
09:41And went ahead and made it a three-way dance by inciting New Jack and Cronin.
09:48Crouthouse in the back of the head.
09:53Lash hand lift to the base.
09:58265 pounds, Cronin.
10:03Just with his navers in this seat as he is in this fit.
10:37Here's the project.
10:39It all was right in the world.
10:45Dreamer blocks that paint tray and uses it.
10:48I think this is the first time we've ever seen the Innovator of Island square off New Jet.
10:53It's a hardcore fan.
10:54Three.
10:56Hip-tossed by Dreamer.
11:01This is not where D-Von Dudley wants to be.
11:07Oh, my God!
11:12Bonus used the frog splash to Mark Van Dam.
11:16Driving D-Von Dudley for a table to Mark Sabu.
11:19This is the mentally unstable John Connish's way of pulling out Van Dam and Sabu.
11:27Van Dam and Sabu use total elimination earlier in the night.
11:30Van Dam and Sabu have hit the ring now.
11:36And we've got a four-way dance.
11:41Let me get this straight.
11:42We've got the Dudley boys.
11:44We've got the Sandman.
11:47John Connish's a new Jack.
11:49Sabu and Van Dam.
11:50Now, this was the tag-team war we had anticipated from the outset.
11:58Best for starting to tumble to the outside now.
12:03Oh, Murray Dudley chops down Van Dam.
12:05Three hundred and seventy-nine pounds from Murray Dudley up and over the top.
12:14I just...
12:15One of the most agile big men in this sport is from Murray Dudley.
12:29Bonus is down now.
12:30Alfonso standing on his throat.
12:32I'd love to see that weasel call that whistle.
12:41Sabu is trying to hack New Jack to pieces.
12:47And now John Connish is on the table.
12:52That's what Van Dam are and done by a long shot.
12:57Both New Jack and Connish.
13:01Both gangstonators on the table.
13:05Oh, no.
13:07Sabu and Van Dam ascending opposite turn, Buckle.
13:15By God.
13:21Take no mistake about it.
13:23Sabu and Van Dam is looking to end the careers of Connish and New Jack.
13:34Hey, we're ready.
13:35Hey, New Jack.
13:35Yvonne Dudley made the pin capitalizing on the aerial attack of Sabu and Van Dam.
13:42Sabu and Van Dam made quite a statement as it pertains to the gangstonators.
13:51Otis called out Sabu and Van Dam and they answered.
13:56Oh, Van Dam up and over with the somersault plancha.
14:01And the crossing himself on the steel guardrail.
14:05Sabu goes up and over and catches his broken jaw on the steel guardrail.
14:13And McCartley celebrating the elimination of the gangstonators.
14:21They're still on rugby legs, Sabu.
14:25High cross body from the top.
14:27Gets caught by the Dudley boys, Van Dam up top.
14:30Rock kicks his own partner.
14:32Down go the Dudley boys.
14:34Lateral press to the Dudley boys kick out.
14:37They've got to head to the Dudleys.
14:40They have the French to buy to get their shoulders over the canvas.
14:44And now the Dudley boys flunk it out with Sabu and Van Dam.
14:47And quite frankly, Van Dam and Sabu can't put a fist fight for the Dudley boys.
14:52Not many teams on the planet can.
14:54Paris school boys, the Dudleys are down.
14:56Eliminated.
14:58Reamer and the Sandman eliminated the Dudley boys.
15:00Spin kick on the Sandman.
15:02Sabu takes out Reamer.
15:06DDT's in stereo.
15:10Just Incredibles on the stage.
15:15Mikey Whitbreak has been attacked.
15:17Hey, Tommy.
15:19Hi, Tommy, up here.
15:21Yeah, why don't you come get some, huh?
15:23You're so pissed off, come get yourself some.
15:26Just Incredible with the cheap shot.
15:29Blindsided and injured Mikey Whitbreak.
15:31He injured Mikey in Buffalo, New York.
15:34Mikey can't stay away from the sport.
15:36He was just watching the match.
15:37He just kicked Mikey off the stage.
15:39Reamer now going after Just Incredible.
15:42Get him, Tommy, get him.
15:46Here comes Jason to save the life of Just Incredible.
15:53Restless with the locker room now trying to stop Tommy Reamer from killing Just Incredible.
15:58Here's a springboard corkscrew leg drop.
16:00And the Sandman gets the left shoulder over the canvas.
16:09Tommy Dreamer in sense and outrage went after Just Incredible.
16:13Unfortunately leaving his partner alone.
16:14Oh, no.
16:15Rolling thunder.
16:16And the Sandman still manages to kick out.
16:31The three time ECW World Heavyweight Champion refusing to be pinned by Sabu and Rob Van Dam.
16:38Man Dam and Sabu now climbing a chase and turnbuckle.
16:45Raw splash.
16:47Arabian face buster.
16:51Forget about it.
16:52Eliminating the three.
16:56Dreamer and Sandman, your winner, Sabu and Rob Van Dam.
17:04New Alfonso's tandem of Sabu and Mr. Monday Night Rob Van Dam with the victory.
17:15Building momentum heading into the Sunday night March 1st ECW Living Dangerously pay-per-view.
17:21Which will be live at 7 p.m. Eastern time from the Asbury Park Convention Hall, Asbury Park, New Jersey.
17:28As Taz defends the world television title against triple threat member Bam Bam Bigelow.
17:35A one-on-one matchup from the FMW promotion in Japan.
17:40Winged Kanemura takes on Masato Tanaka.
17:43You will see the ECW World Tag Team Champions in action.
17:47That's nothing new but on opposite sides as Chris Candido and a dream tag team partner take on Lance Storm and his dream tag team partners.
17:56Plus, coming off what we heard and saw last week, Tommy Dreamer will meet Just Incredible one-on-one alone in the ring.
18:06When we come back, you'll hear some very pointed comments from one Beola McGillica regarding her man, Tommy Dreamer, and the comments and actions of the 24-year-old upstart Just Incredible.
18:20Just Incredible.
18:22So, you want to be a superstar?
18:26You want to be on top?
18:29You want to be in the spotlight?
18:31Congratulations!
18:32You made it!
18:33You're a big star!
18:35Now what?
18:37Hmm?
18:38Where do you go from here?
18:41Oh, that's right.
18:42I forgot.
18:43You're a 23-year-old overnight sensation.
18:46Again, there is no such thing in ECW.
18:51Don't you realize everything you do, everything you achieve, comes with a price.
19:01Tommy was 23 just a few years ago.
19:04Was he an overnight sensation?
19:06No.
19:07He had to work, fight, claw, and dig for everything he accomplished.
19:11And you know what?
19:12He paid a heavy, heavy price.
19:17You can rest assured if you take up my past.
19:23I'm gonna hurt you.
19:26And there's nothing more I have to store your hands.
19:31Like when I told you to.
19:34Did you get the point?
19:37Can you feel it inside?
19:40As I run with you.
19:43You can rest assured if you take up my past.
19:48I'm gonna hurt you.
20:01Do you have any idea what kind of scars that can leave on a man?
20:20Deep, emotional, personal stuff.
20:26There's a dark side of Tommy that very few people have ever seen.
20:31But you've tapped into it.
20:34It must be so exhilarating to be the hunted.
20:39I haven't felt this way in a long, long time.
20:45Congratulations, baby.
20:47You made your bed.
20:49Now you can lay in the wet spot.
20:56On Sunday night, March 1st, at ECW's Living Dangerously pay-per-view,
21:01make no doubt about it,
21:03Justin Credible is going to get his ass handed to him by Tommy Dreamer.
21:07And don't expect objective commentary either,
21:09because you're not going to hear it.
21:11And I'm gonna get criticism for it, and I don't care.
21:13Justin Credible is standing on the train tracks,
21:16and Tommy Dreamer's gonna run him over on Sunday night, March 1st, case closed.
21:21Now, we take you back to recent action from Florida,
21:25as ECW again invaded the Sunshine State with sold-out tour-away crowds in Fort Lauderdale and Kissimmee.
21:31You may remember we did a pay-per-view from Fort Lauderdale.
21:34You know, we're still trying to forget it.
21:36Nevertheless, we now take you to six-man tag team action,
21:39as Bowles Mahoney, Axel Rotten, and Tommy Dreamer took on Sabu,
21:44Mr. Monday Night Rob Van Dam,
21:46and 260-pound WWF superstar, Vince McMahon's present to his second point, Lance Wright,
21:54Rockets.
21:55And Alfonso leads Mr. Monday Night Rob Van Dam, and Sabu to the ring.
22:07And as if that team weren't dangerous enough, Mr. White adds to the mix.
22:23His bodyguard is present from Mr. Vincent K. McMahon Jr.,
22:29owner and CEO of Titan Sports.
22:32260-pound Rockets.
22:35BB Bull Van Dam, and Brack has await their opponents.
22:44A hard-core six-man tag team combination, to say the least.
22:51A足統 reinforced.
22:55With Garcia in the back while Queen Resolve,
22:59were passing the ball and the 50-pound wins.
23:01Hostock hit my Stanley Night Robben from Rockets.
23:04Axel Rockman and Boal Fahony are headed into Cyberslam 98 this Saturday night at the ECW Arena.
23:13It's our annual internet convention, and if you can't make it to Philly,
23:18we'll bring the convention to you live, play-by-play, on the internet at www.ecwwrestling.com.
23:27Of course, this Saturday night, Lance Wright's bodyguard, that Monster Brackis, will challenge Taz for the ECW World Television title belt.
23:45If you want to hear that live as it goes down, wouldn't Vince McMahon just love to have an ECW title belt held by one of his superstars?
23:57Want that title belt on Raw is Raw, or The War Zone, or The Westminster Dog Show, whatever this Monday night program is called.
24:05After what just incredible has done to Tommy Dreamer in this past week, did you really want to be Van Damme, Sabu, or Brackis?
24:11After what just incredible has done to Tommy Dreamer in this past week, did you really want to be Van Damme, Sabu, or Brackis?
24:19After what just incredible has done to Tommy Dreamer in this past week, did you really want to be Van Damme, Sabu, or Brackis?
24:33How much pain did Justin Credible cause the innovator of violence?
24:39How much pain is Dreamer going to cause Justin Credible in a first blood matchup this Saturday night at Cyber Slam 98?
24:45How much pain is Dreamer going to cause?
24:46How much pain is Dreamer going to cause Justin Credible in a first blood matchup this Saturday night at Cyber Slam 98?
25:01Bouncing ovation from these Florida fans for beautiful Buell McGillicuddy and Connie
25:20Dreamer. Alfonso running his cup, very careful how to step out to the goal of Zabu and Van Damme.
25:40This is Aaron Joy Lance White, doesn't have the guts to step in the ring.
25:47What's he doing here?
26:17I just want to tell you, I just want to tell you that what Justin Credible said to you, I'm truly sorry about it. I really mean it. I have nothing to do with that. Honestly.
26:29Now please, I apologize for him. I apologize for everything. Please please give me the honor and shake my hand.
26:41Hey Tommy Dreamer! Hey! Why don't you stop messing with my manager and come, hey why don't you come mess with the superstar huh Dreamer?
26:57Dreamer going after Justin Credible.
26:59We were chasing Justin Credible out of the building.
27:03We're out in front of the Fort Lauderdale War Memorial.
27:07Justin Credible running for his life.
27:09Hey Tommy Dreamer, why don't you stop messing with my manager and come, hey why don't you come mess with the superstar huh Dreamer?
27:13We were chasing Justin Credible out of the building.
27:21Out in front of the Fort Lauderdale War Memorial.
27:23Don't get that out of the fucking door.
27:25Justin Credible running for his life.
27:27Welcome back!
27:29Hey Tommy!
27:32Why don't you stop messing with me?
27:34Tommy!
27:35Tommy!
27:40I apologize even just incredible's manager Jason try to apologize by that
27:50young man's disgusting and tasteless comments please Tommy Tommy come on you
27:56know that no no it's not me it's not me I swear to you you will please not a big
28:06fan of Jason's but uh I truly believe he is sincere in his apologies Jason's been
28:14around this sport for a long time he knows the lines you can and cannot cross
28:30although Justin Kendall's manager Jason does have a modicum of respect
28:35just incredible will soon be taught respect by the innovator of violence Tommy Dreamer
28:41clothesline out of press cover two count only Van Damme kicks out
28:49tagging the balls Mahoney the native of Nutley New Jersey will not have a long drive to be living
28:56dangerously pay-per-view in Asbury Park I'm sure balls friends and family will be in attendance
29:01although they probably will not admit to being his friends and family cover breaks it up
29:05right uppercut
29:13right now Mr. Mahoney doesn't know what night it is but he fires back face first in the turnbuckle
29:20there's a kick that they have crossed balls Mahoney a couple of teeth hair boots to the face
29:28baseball slide sends Paul Mahoney into the steel guardrail
29:36Alfonso goes a chair into Sabu
29:40ticket baseball slide sends Paul Mahoney over the guardrail
29:47he is the most suicidal
29:55homicidal genocidal maniac in all of professional sports
30:00here see Mr. Wright his bodyguard
30:08he can kill Alfonso safe
30:11cyber slam February 21st
30:14Taz look what he's got he's gonna choke your ass out in your own home
30:19so show up in Philadelphia baby
30:20cause I told him about Taz I know you like a fool Taz
30:24Taz you're a loser you'll finish at 98 daddy
30:27Alfonso
30:28he's right with his arms folded mocking Taz
30:33he ever learned it Bill Alfonso was the manager of Taz up until barely legally
30:37oh my god
30:40a world television champion has his work put out for him
30:44Saturday night
30:45who knows what secrets what weaknesses
30:48Alfonso has shared with Mr. Wright in brackets
30:51and he stutes them all off two count only
30:55Axel Otten takes Sabu over
31:06throws the cover
31:07Sabu manages to roll out
31:09Walters corner wisely makes the tag to this for Monday night
31:13and then this is the haymaker
31:19Axel Otten goes downstairs
31:21and a pair of a full Van Damme up like an older 40
31:29Axel Otten will snap the neck of Rob Van Damme
31:35with a good tag to Vols Mahoney
31:38scooping a slam
31:41elbow by Vols Mahoney
31:44cover hooks the leg two and Sabu makes this hit
31:47the six central tag team of Axel Otten and Vols Mahoney
31:54some quite polished in recent months
31:56they're always in the hunt for the world tag team championship
32:01what a spin kick
32:04Van Damme's heel put Axel Otten right in the ear
32:08Rackis looks up
32:10bottom brackets wearing an ECW world television title belt on WWF television
32:25split-legged Moontalt connects there it is
32:29as we have had a table going into the ring as well
32:36Sabu setting up that table in the corner
32:42Vols Mahoney goes after Mr. Monday night
32:47Mr. Monday night hits the floor and hard
32:50Axel Otten hammering Sabu
32:54here comes that monster
33:04that 260 plus pound monster
33:07of 49 points to Vols Mahoney
33:10kicks up the 350 pounder with these power slam
33:15Axel Otten has no idea that monster is behind him
33:19scoops of Axel Otten as well with ease
33:26Axel Otten power slam through the table
33:32and Taz has to attend with that monster
33:37rolling thunder on Axel Otten
33:42cover
33:44If Rackis defeats Taz for the world television title this Saturday
33:51and at its side with Slayer 98
33:53it will completely change the March 1st living dangerously pay-per-view
34:03Bam Bam Bigelow
34:05Bam Bam Bigelow
34:07Bam Bam Bigelow
34:09Bam Bam Bigelow
34:10that's all I've been hearing
34:12that's all I've been thinking about
34:14is Bigelow
34:15the big schmuck from Jersey
34:17and then Lance Wright
34:20Lance Wright and his suck boy
34:23his buddy Vince McMahon
34:26they're gonna throw a monkey wrench
34:28in Taz's game plan
34:30and send the big bodybuilder
34:33Brackis
34:34Muscle Boy
34:35Alcum
34:36whatever the f*** his name is
34:37they're gonna send him after Taz
34:39in Philly
34:40at Cyberslam
34:41brother
34:43please
34:44don't bother
34:45getting out on Treb
34:46no Brackis
34:47don't bother
34:48doing any road work
34:49cause you see
34:50this match ain't going long bro
34:52I'm gonna stretch you
34:53dump you on your big ugly head
34:55and you're gonna tap out
34:56for two reasons
34:58one
34:59because
35:00I am that good
35:01and two
35:02I don't like you
35:03cause you didn't pay your dues
35:05you see
35:07it took me
35:08eleven years
35:10to make six figures a year
35:12and you get six figures
35:14just to train with the
35:15World Wrestling Federation
35:16cause you're some bodybuilding champion
35:19well brother
35:20you know the old expression
35:21weights don't fight back
35:23but Taz does
35:25but you ain't gonna get a chance brother
35:27I'm gonna turn my back on you
35:29you're gonna give me your best shot
35:30and I'm gonna hook you
35:31and it's done
35:32I'm gonna send you back to Titan Sports
35:35a beaten man
35:37a beaten
35:38stretched
35:39muscle head
35:41that ain't gonna do nothing
35:43in my business
35:44the business
35:45that I went up and down the road for
35:47the business I starved for
35:49you ain't done nothing
35:51you ain't California no more brother
35:54I'm hooking you
35:56but now
35:58Bam Bam
35:59you
36:01March 1st
36:03in Asbury Park
36:05your hometown brother
36:06your big body
36:08is in for hell
36:09hell
36:11in your hometown
36:12live on pay-per-view
36:14so the whole world
36:15can watch
36:16me
36:17do you
36:19everybody
36:21when you watch pro wrestling
36:22comes out here
36:23and says
36:24I'm gonna do this
36:25and I'm gonna beat this guy up
36:27and I'm gonna choke that guy out
36:28or I'm gonna hit my move on that guy
36:30and his ass is grass
36:32I'm not gonna do that
36:34Bigelow
36:35I'm gonna kick the dog out of you
36:38cause you kicked the dog out of me
36:41and where I'm from
36:44that's called a receipt
36:46and I know
36:47I'm in the fight
36:48of my life
36:49but big man
36:51you better realize
36:54you're in the fight of yours
36:56you pissed me off Bam Bam
36:59and that's bad
37:01for you
37:02good
37:03for me
37:04you're coming after my gold
37:06the only gold
37:08in this company
37:09the only gold
37:10in this industry
37:12Shane Douglas
37:14that means anything
37:15the world TV belt
37:17my belt
37:18Taz's belt
37:20Bam Bam
37:23I'm gonna see you on the first
37:25in your hometown
37:27prepare yourself big boy
37:30because I'm Taz
37:32the world television champion
37:36beat me
37:38if you can Bam Bam
37:40survive
37:44if I let you
37:48Sunday night
37:49March 1st
37:50ECW returns to pay-per-view
37:52with Living Dangerously
37:537 p.m. Eastern Time
37:55live from the Asbury Park Convention Hall
37:57Asbury Park, New Jersey
37:59Taz defends the world television title
38:02against triple threat member
38:03Bam Bam Bigelow
38:05from Japan
38:06Wing Canamura goes one-on-one
38:08with Masato Tanaka
38:10Tommy Dreamer
38:11looks to extract revenge
38:12from Just Incredible
38:14and the dream partner tag team matchup
38:16world tag team champions
38:17on opposite sides
38:19Chris Candida with the dream tag team
38:21oh cool
38:22oh no
38:23dream tag team match
38:25dream tag team match
38:26the dream tag team match
38:27Lance Thorpe
38:28I can layer the world tag team champions
38:29but you
38:30the whole time
38:31wouldn't you want to be your partner
38:33you don't want me to be your partner
38:34you wanted my girl
38:35and everybody wants my girl
38:37every time
38:39every time
38:40you stole big drop teach
38:41was for what
38:42to win these belts
38:44now
38:46that's my girl
38:48I'm not as big of mine
38:49in the war
38:52you didn't want to be your partner
38:53I'm not as big of mine
38:54no
38:55was to hold these belts
38:56no
38:57it was to impress
38:58my girl
38:59I hate your body from Ken
39:00I told you I should every part of
39:01weekend
39:02I should leave with me at first
39:03but
39:04...land storm
39:05This great tag team match, you go ahead and you get whoever you want because it doesn't matter because I'll take him out.
39:11You want me to go to Lance Storm.
39:13Let me tell you something.
39:14Samus, Samus, Samus, Samus.
39:16But man, man, Shane, the whole time, he actually wanted to be my partner.
39:20You know me.
39:21You know me and all of us are all good guys, man.
39:23We're good guys.
39:23We're just straight up the middle, straight and narrow, good fellows.
39:26But Lance Storm, he's a backstabbing Ryan Cheat because we're the world tag team champions.
39:33And do you want to be the champion?
39:35No, I don't care about my girl.
39:37You know something.
39:38You better work what you want to get, Lance Storm.
39:40And I'll get who I want to get.
39:42As a matter of fact, I look at it until March 1st.
39:45I look at it until March 1st.
39:46I'm going to pick my partner right now.
39:47I look at it first.
39:48I'm right back.
39:57Man, South Florida, this is great.
40:00The sun, the surf, the sand.
40:03A little too much sand, if you ask me.
40:06Gosh.
40:07The fresh air.
40:10Did you just cut an air biscuit or something?
40:14Oh.
40:15Well, at least say excuse me.
40:17What, have you been eating?
40:18Egg beaters or something?
40:20Oh.
40:20God, you stink.
40:22Lady.
40:24Oh.
40:25Hey.
40:26Put a little zinc oxide on my nose.
40:28It's starting to get a sunburn.
40:29You used it all.
40:32Oh, you can be so selfish sometimes.
40:34You make me so angry.
40:37Hey, well, get me out of here.
40:40Come on.
40:41It's starting to get uncomfortable.
40:43God, I thought Vince burying me was bad.
40:46Let me out.
40:48Let me out.
40:49Come on.
40:50Come on.
40:50Ain't funny no more.
40:51Quit laughing.
40:52Let me out.
40:53Come on.
40:53Ha-ha.
40:54Very funny.
40:54Joke's over.
40:55Let me out.
40:56Let me out.
40:58Let me out.
41:00You know, let me get to the important fact that I've been trying to tell you people all night.
41:04If you're going to go out there and pick a mystery tag team partner, who would you get?
41:08I'm not going to wait until March 1st.
41:10I'm going to let you people hear it right now.
41:11You would pick the greatest wrestler in the world.
41:13And that's the heavyweight champion and the leader of the triple threat, the franchise, Shane Douglas.
41:18You hope we can't share the whole thing.
41:20She goes on a poor night of show properly.
41:21Let's go back and think of a few highlights at the franchise this past week in Florida.
41:27But like all of these people, don't put on me.
41:30I get enough of their time.
41:32Show these morons.
41:34Just like all of them.
41:36Look.
41:36Let's decline to my cue.
41:40In the bottom run of the ladder.
41:46Hey, thank you, Lucky Sergeant.
41:48And you can cheer for me because I just gave you your only 15 minutes of fame.
41:55It's all you deserve.
42:01Sit down.
42:03Get ready for a wrestling lesson.
42:06Because I plan on giving it to you.
42:08And when I'm done, you might as well go home.
42:11Because the best part of the show is over.
42:15And the prettiest part of the show is leaving with me and the triple threat.
42:22Franchise Shane Douglas remains here to do color commentary on his own match.
42:26And here you see yourself laying in the forearms and the boots to Chris Chetty.
42:33I expected a tough competitor.
42:34He's the first graduate of the house of hardcore.
42:37The franchise doesn't beat nobody's.
42:39I beat somebody's, Joey Stiles.
42:43Chetty was eager to fight you.
42:45He got his eye dotted.
42:46It's masterful wrestling, by the way.
42:49The thumb to the eye.
42:50It's effective, Joey Stiles.
42:52It works.
42:53Slide through the legs.
42:55Take your legs up underneath you.
42:57And then, Chetty opened up.
42:59Iris ripped.
43:01Beautiful arm drag.
43:02That's the way it's done in this sport.
43:04Some other people should try it.
43:06Oh, that's great wrestling there, isn't it, Joey Stiles?
43:09Why don't you say something about his closed fist?
43:10Okay.
43:11Okay.
43:11As you said a minute ago, it's effective and you wound up on your back.
43:15Is it okay for you to do it and not Chris Chetty?
43:18This is why they call me a franchise.
43:20I'll take the punch and deliver it back.
43:23Chetty dropped throat first across the steel guard rail.
43:27But he just kept coming all the way up to the top turnbuckle.
43:33Super flex from the top.
43:35To call that a highlight reel, Joey Stiles, let me show you the franchise version of a highlight reel.
43:42Just look who's getting interesting.
43:43You don't like the footage.
43:45Look how interesting it's getting.
43:46Now that's a highlight reel.
43:50He's got a shot of Francie for the ratings.
43:54Thank you, actually.
43:56Chetty climbed the rope.
43:57He took the boot right to us.
43:59Hooks the leg.
44:00One, two, eight.
44:01And the elbow's up, Joey Stiles.
44:03No reason to kick out on one.
44:04Take the two and a half seconds.
44:06Get in your breath.
44:06Because a guy like Chetty can beat you if you're not ready.
44:10You're a less than a half a cat away from being dethroned by a youngster who's been in the business only 13 months.
44:17Counters the belly-to-belly suplex and spikes you right on your head.
44:21What was going through you, Mike?
44:22He pulled the hair, Joey Stiles.
44:23Pulled the hair.
44:24And the referee's gonna come in and count.
44:27Not close enough.
44:29A franchise is too tough for Teddy, too tough for anybody in ECW, Joey Stiles.
44:33You're not gonna get me that easy.
44:35Watch how far this kid flies.
44:37Double jump, Moonsault connects, hooks the leg.
44:41There's no reason to kick out yet, Joey Stiles.
44:43Francine's drawn the distraction.
44:44Now you kick out.
44:46You take as much time as you need, Joey Stiles.
44:48Your shoulders were down for seven seconds.
44:50You get your win, Joey Stiles.
44:51He didn't get the win.
44:52Now watch how a franchise executes.
44:55Perfectly.
44:56And there's a one, two, three.
44:58It's called perfection, Joey Stiles.
45:01There's that horrible swing and after game.
45:02And that kid almost beat you, champ.
45:05And he beat Joe Stiles.
45:06Just extreme championship wrestling.
45:08You don't find those five wrestlers here.
45:10Teddy proves that he's a great competitor,
45:12but not great enough to beat a franchise.
45:14And what in the hell is that?
45:16Is that necessary?
45:17Can't be no spike, Teddy.
45:19That's called a wake-up call from No Gimmicks Needed.
45:24And look at Bam Bam, the Beast of the Beast.
45:26Oh, yeah.
45:28And look at this guy's going to come stick his nose in where it doesn't belong.
45:33March 1st, Joey Stiles.
45:35This man, Taz, ain't going to find somebody tapping out like the search says.
45:39He's going to find the Beast from the East in his hometown, Asbury Park, ready to kick some tail.
45:44Too bad it's going to beat Taz's.
45:46Bigelow's going to have to kill Taz to take that world television panel off of him.
45:50And we won't have to wait long to find out.
45:52March 1st, living dangerously live on pay-per-view, is just around the corner.
45:57Bigelow was hammering the world television champion.
46:00Vertical suplex.
46:02No, Taz, live free.
46:03Cut, cut, cut the tape now.
46:06You know I hate to burst your bubble, Taz.
46:08But if I have to kill you to stop you from putting a hold on me, let me tell you something, dude.
46:14My first.
46:15You either put up or shut up.
46:17Cause I like living dangerously.