[NEW] The Rookie Season 7 Episode 17
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00:01The ceiling leak is back.
00:03Oh, well, I can fix it again,
00:05but the truth is we need a new roof.
00:07That sounds expensive.
00:08About $15,000.
00:09Oh, can we DIY it?
00:11That would be $15,000-plus hospital bills.
00:13Roofs are my nemeses.
00:14Okay, sounds like I'll be getting a lottery ticket
00:16on the way to work.
00:17All right.
00:18I will see you shortly.
00:23Oh, hello, Officer John Nolan.
00:25What a joy to my eyes.
00:27I need advice from my bestie.
00:28May I come in?
00:29Well, I know we're friends.
00:31I think he means me.
00:32What's up?
00:33Oh, well, Snooki Putzi,
00:35I'm struggling with a major problem,
00:37one that has plagued humanity
00:38since it first emerged from the primordial ooze
00:40and ate from the pornographic apple.
00:43I'm in love.
00:44Again?
00:45This time it's for keeps.
00:46She's the one the future Mrs. Skip Tracer Randy.
00:49That's wonderful.
00:50I hope we get to meet her.
00:52Oh, what do you already have?
00:53The object of my affection is none other than
00:55the beautiful, talented, and unnervingly flexible
00:57Chastity Sneed.
00:59My brother's girlfriend.
01:00Half-brother, yes.
01:01When we were having a wonderful role-playing
01:02adventures together at your wedding,
01:04I felt a deep and powerful connection
01:05I can no longer deny.
01:07I love Peter, yes, he's fine, okay, whatever.
01:09But I also kind of wish he was a little bit dead.
01:11Well, we've all been there.
01:13Okay, well, have you let her know this?
01:15That is why I'm here.
01:16I need your help.
01:17I want to make a grand romantic gesture.
01:19What do you think she would like more?
01:20A giraffe or perhaps like a purple Lamborghini?
01:23Oh, well, those are two very different,
01:25very expensive options.
01:27Yes, I forgot to tell you how silly of me.
01:29So, ten years ago, a client paid me using
01:32a pretend wallet thingy on the computer.
01:34I checked it recently and it turns out Randy Spitz
01:37is a Bitcoin billionaire.
01:39A billionaire?
01:40Okay, well, like a hundred millionaire,
01:41but that doesn't roll off the tongue the same way.
01:43Anyway, let's brainstorm.
01:44What is the clearest path to Chastity's heart?
01:47Okay, we actually have to get to work,
01:49so maybe we can talk about this over dinner.
01:50Yeah, perhaps I give you $100,000
01:53for five more minutes of your time.
01:55We'll grab you a cup of coffee.
01:57Are you still four cream, six sugar?
01:58Always, yes.