The Rookie Season 7 Episode 17
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00:00That would be 15,000 plus hospital bills. Roops are my nemeses.
00:04Okay, sounds like I'll be getting a lottery ticket on the way to work.
00:07All right. I will see you shortly.
00:12Oh, hello, Officer John Nolan. What a joy to my eyes.
00:16I need advice from my bestie. May I come in?
00:18Well, I know we're friends.
00:20I think he means me. What's up?
00:22Oh, well, Snooki Putsy, I'm struggling with a major problem.
00:26One that has plagued humanity since it first emerged from the primordial ooze and ate from the pornographic apple.
00:32I'm in love.
00:34Again?
00:35This time, it's for keeps. She's the one the future Mrs. Skip Tracer Randy.
00:38That's wonderful. I hope we get to meet her.
00:41Oh, well, you already have. The object of my affection is none other than the beautiful, talented, and unnervingly flexible Chastity Sneed.
00:48My brother's girlfriend?
00:49Half-brother, yes. When we were having a wonderful role-playing adventures together at your wedding,
00:53I felt a deep and powerful connection I can no longer deny.
00:56I love Peter. Yes, he's fine. Okay, whatever.
00:58But I also kind of wish he was a little bit dead.
01:00Well, we've all been there.
01:02Okay, well, have you let her know this?
01:04That is why I'm here. I need your help. I want to make a grand romantic gesture.
01:08What do you think she would like more? A giraffe or perhaps like a purple Lamborghini?
01:12Oh, well, those are two very different, very expensive options.
01:16Yes, I forgot to tell you how silly of me. So, ten years ago, a client paid me using a pretend wallet thingy on the computer.
01:24I checked it recently, and it turns out Randy Spitz is a Bitcoin billionaire.
01:28A billionaire?
01:29Okay, well, like a hundred millionaire, but that doesn't roll off the tongue the same way.
01:33Anyway, let's brainstorm. What is the clearest path to Chastity's heart?
01:37Okay, we actually have to get to work, so maybe we can talk about this over dinner.
01:40Yeah, perhaps I give you $100,000 for five more minutes of your time.
01:45I'm gonna grab you a cup of coffee. Are you still four cream, six cream?
01:48Always, yes.