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00:00The ceiling leak is back.
00:07Oh, well, I can fix it again, but the truth is we need a new roof.
00:11That sounds expensive.
00:12About $15,000.
00:14Oh, can we DIY it?
00:15That would be $15,000 plus hospital bills.
00:18Roofs are my nemeses.
00:19Okay, sounds like I'll be getting a lottery ticket on the way to work.
00:22All right.
00:23I will see you shortly.
00:27Oh, hello, Officer John Nolan.
00:30What a joy to my eyes.
00:31I need advice from my bestie.
00:33May I come in?
00:33Well, I know we're friends.
00:35I think he means me.
00:36What's up?
00:37Oh, well, schnooky putsy.
00:39I'm struggling with a major problem, one that has plagued humanity since it first emerged
00:43from the primordial ooze and ate from the pornographic apple.
00:48I'm in love.
00:49Again?
00:49This time it's for keeps.
00:51She's the one, the future Mrs. Skip Tracer Randy.
00:54That's wonderful.
00:55I hope we get to meet her.
00:56Oh, what do you already have?
00:57The object of my affection is none other than the beautiful, talented, and unnervingly
01:01flexible Chastity Sneed.
01:03My brother's girlfriend.
01:04Half-brother, yes.
01:05When we were having a wonderful role playing adventures together at your wedding, I felt
01:09a deep and powerful connection I can no longer deny.
01:12I love Peter.
01:12Yes, he's fine.
01:13Okay, whatever.
01:14But I also kind of wish he was a little bit dead.
01:15Well, we've all been there.
01:18Okay, well, have you let her know this?
01:20That is why I'm here.
01:21I need your help.
01:21I want to make a grand romantic gesture.
01:24What do you think she would like more?
01:25A giraffe?
01:26Or perhaps like a purple Lamborghini?
01:28Oh, well, those are two very different, very expensive options.
01:32Yes, I forgot to tell you how silly of me.
01:34So, ten years ago, a client paid me using a pretend wallet thingy on the computer.
01:38I checked it recently, and it turns out Randy Spitz is a Bitcoin billionaire.
01:43A billionaire?
01:44Okay, well, like a hundred millionaire, but that doesn't roll off the tongue the same
01:47way.
01:48Anyway, let's brainstorm.
01:49What is the clearest path to Chastity's heart?
01:52Okay, we actually have to get to work, so maybe we can talk about this over dinner.
01:55Yeah, perhaps I give you $100,000 for five more minutes of your time.
02:00I'm going to grab you a cup of coffee.
02:01You still four cream, six cream?
02:03Always.
02:03Yes.
02:03Hmm, my mom is calling.
02:09It is too early in the morning for this.
02:11It might be an emergency.
02:12Hey, mom, everything okay?
02:14Someone's trying to get into the house.
02:17Lock yourself in the bathroom.
02:18Do not come out until I get there.
02:22Control, I have an in-progress home invasion.
02:33Mom?
02:34You okay?
02:35Yeah, sorry to worry you.
02:36Angela, your hair looks so cute that way.
02:39Thank you, Mrs. Harper.
02:40Mom, what is going on?
02:41I feel so silly.
02:43It wasn't a burglar.
02:45It was this nice gentleman.
02:46Deputy Ron Martin, West Hollywood Station.
02:49Why were you trying to get into my mother's house?
02:51I'm serving an eviction notice.
02:52This must be the wrong address.
02:54She's the owner.
02:55That's what I was trying to tell him.
02:56I checked the address multiple times, ma'am.
02:59Your mother received several warnings that she needed to vacate.
03:01Did you get a notice?
03:02Uh, I don't know.
03:04I mostly get junk mail, but I recycle it.
03:07Here, I'll call Wesley.
03:08We'll get this sorted out.
03:10Mommy, I'm not fussing.
03:11Bruce, I got here as fast as I could.
03:13Mom?
03:14Oh, hi, dear.
03:14Are you okay?
03:16Yeah.
03:17You sounded so scared on the phone.
03:18I was.
03:19You two are friends?
03:20Did you know this?
03:21No.
03:21Best of friends is a matter of fact, which you would know if you ever called.
03:26I don't like any of this.
03:27Me neither.
03:28When do they post the results from the sergeant exam?
03:30Today, supposedly.
03:31So my anxiety is at about a 12 right now.
03:34What?
03:34No, no, nothing.
03:35It's nothing important.
03:35No, nothing.
03:36I...
03:36What?
03:37I need help.
03:38Okay.
03:39Not like in case of emergency help, but I...
03:41Okay, stop.
03:41Just ask the question.
03:43Right.
03:44What should I give Raj for his birthday?
03:46Oh.
03:47Well, when is it?
03:48Saturday.
03:49Okay.
03:49Well, have you thought about just asking him what he wants?
03:51No, because that would undermine my whole existence.
03:54What?
03:54I'm an empath, an intuitive, a deeply spiritual person.
03:58I should be able to feel the right gift in my soul.
04:01Right.
04:01Okay.
04:01And you're not feeling that with Raj?
04:03I'm feeling nothing.
04:04And it's freaking me out because I really like him.
04:07But what if it's a sign that something is wrong?
04:11Listen, it could be.
04:12Or you could be putting so much pressure on yourself to get the perfect gift that you've
04:16sent your intuition into a panic spiral.
04:19You think I'm spiraling?
04:20Okay.
04:21You hear the thunder.
04:26You hear the beats.
04:28Look out for this one.
04:30Rocking the streets.
04:32Aligning it.
04:34Applying it.
04:35Guten tag to my favorite officers of the female persuasion.
04:39Randy, hi.
04:40Nice car.
04:42Yes, thank you.
04:42I just purchased it.
04:43I'm coming to you now because I need your help.
04:45John and Bailey's gift ideas were useless.
04:48I need a young woman's perspective.
04:49Okay.
04:50Uh, perspective about what?
04:52Uh, I'm in love with chastity.
04:54Oh, the beef's chastity?
04:55Yes, that's the one.
04:56Well, since when?
04:57Well, during the wedding, I pretended to be Pete and things led to things and now I'm in
05:00love, okay?
05:01God is great.
05:02Now, what do I need to give her and my new beloved?
05:04Oh, we were just talking about gifts.
05:07My boyfriend, Raj.
05:08Time out.
05:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:09We're talking about me.
05:10So let's focus.
05:10Okay.
05:11What do women like?
05:13Uh, well, I've always liked getting to know each other's shared goals and values.
05:18Okay, yeah, let's keep thinking.
05:19Uh, how about a house?
05:21What if a man bought you a house?
05:22You'd have to love him then, yes?
05:23I mean, how big a house?
05:25What?
05:25What?
05:26I mean, real estate in LA is cutthroat.
05:28Randy, listen.
05:28If you really see a future with chastity, just talk to her, you know?
05:32Get to know her friends, her life.
05:34To me, I think women just want to be listened to.
05:37I think that's the real foundation of a relationship.
05:40Of friends.
05:41Yes.
05:43Your wisdom is truly boundless, Lucy Chen.
05:46I am off to win her love with listening.
05:48Ha ha.
05:49Oh, and maybe I'll pick up some diamonds on the way, you know, just in case.
05:52Ugh, that's going to end badly, isn't it?
05:55One hundred percent.
05:56You're on the Burns case this morning, yeah?
05:58Yeah, back to the depositions.
05:59Great, thanks for taking that off my hands for me.
06:02Between the election and these college visits, I barely have time to breathe.
06:05Hmm.
06:06Any chance Logan will stay local?
06:07You know, I'm doing my best.
06:09I'm talking up UCLA, USC, but he clearly wants whatever college gets him furthest away from us.
06:14A jack slept on my head last night.
06:16You know, I used to want to punch people when they said this to me, but you're going to miss it when it's over.
06:20I'm sure I will.
06:21Morning, gentlemen.
06:22Are you ready to testify?
06:23Yes, sir.
06:24And if that ain't a fact, God's apostle.
06:26I don't know what that means.
06:27I've learned to ignore the country commentary.
06:30Ah, but I don't hate it.
06:31As long as your answers are clear and concise, a little personality goes a long way with the jury.
06:35But not with your training officer.
06:37Yes, sir.
06:37That is too much handsome for one hallway.
06:39Save the sweet talk for the jury, Atlas.
06:41After this morning, I believe you're going to reconsider taking this to trial.
06:45My client's innocent.
06:46Your client beat a man to death in front of Officer Penn.
06:48Guy had a heart attack.
06:49I was just doing CPR.
06:50I thought a junior associate was on this one.
06:55She was.
06:56I guess Mr. Burns is higher up the food chain than the Eastern Front than we thought.
07:00Come on.
07:01Describe what you saw when you arrived at the Kindred Spirits Bar.
07:04I witnessed Mr. Burns beating Mr. Ashlyn.
07:07I got between them and subdued Mr. Burns before rendering aid to Mr. Ashlyn.
07:12But his wounds proved to be fatal.
07:15Were you aware of Mr. Burns' alleged gang affiliation?
07:18Not until I saw a tattoo on his right arm.
07:20At which point, I knew he was Eastern Front.
07:24This one.
07:25Yes, sir.
07:27Or was it this one?
07:28Objection.
07:28Counsel's attempting to confuse the witness.
07:30I'm simply trying to determine how observant Officer Penn was on the night in question.
07:34Oh.
07:39It was this one.
07:43Please enter into the record that Officer Penn has misidentified Mr. Burns' tattoo.
07:49It's okay.
07:49We on the new wave.
07:51We on the next phase.
07:52We're living in the future on the next phase.
07:55Surfing stars start trekking up in deep space.
07:58And then we switch, switch it up.
08:00Better keep pace, y'all.
08:01Chastity.
08:03It's me, Skip Tracer Randy.
08:05Randy!
08:06What are you doing here?
08:07You never visit me at work.
08:09I come bearing the best friend of every girl.
08:12Diamonds.
08:13Did I hear something about diamonds?
08:15Yes.
08:15I have gifts for Chastity and for all of Chastity's beautiful friends.
08:19That is so sweet.
08:21And way too much.
08:23Speak for yourself.
08:25This pales in comparison to the luminous sparkle of your eyes.
08:28Okay.
08:29Um.
08:30Yes.
08:31What?
08:31What?
08:32What's going on with you?
08:33What's with all these gifts?
08:34Uh.
08:34I find myself suddenly shy in the face of this life-defining moment.
08:37Uh.
08:38Here.
08:38Have some gold.
08:39Stop.
08:39Stop.
08:41Spill it.
08:42Okay.
08:43Um.
08:45Chastity Sneed.
08:46Marry me and I will love you forever forsaking all others for the rest of my life.
08:52Randy.
08:53Okay.
08:53Oh god.
08:53No.
08:53I should not have just blurted out a proposal like that.
08:55Okay?
08:56Uh.
08:56I have to win your heart first.
08:58It's okay.
08:58It's okay.
08:59But I'm with Pete.
09:01You know that.
09:02Yes.
09:02But I was hoping that my heart and my millions could help bridge that great divide.
09:07Millions?
09:08Yes.
09:09Many millions.
09:10Many, many, many, many, many millions.
09:11Oh.
09:12Well.
09:13Have you thought of maybe a sugar daddy situation?
09:16Oh.
09:16A sugar daddy.
09:17That sounds delicious.
09:18What is that?
09:19I would have to talk to Pete though first.
09:21Oh.
09:22So I would not have you exclusively?
09:24No.
09:25Okay.
09:25Yeah.
09:25I understand.
09:26I will contemplate this potential wrinkle in our future together while you speak to
09:30Peter.
09:31Okay.
09:31Okay.
09:32Great.
09:33To be clear, you do not want these gifts.
09:35I really do.
09:38Okay.
09:38Actually.
09:38But no.
09:39No, no, no.
09:39I, uh, you hang on to them for now.
09:42Okay.
09:43Okay.
09:43Wonderful.
09:44Just, girls, no.
09:45I'm so sorry, girls.
09:47Hi.
09:47Did you look at the files I said?
09:48Yeah, briefly.
09:49Seems like title fraud to me.
09:50Just send me over everything Mrs. Harper has regarding the house, okay?
09:54Thanks.
09:54You're the best.
09:55Okay.
09:59Don't move.
10:00Hey, this is not a problem, okay?
10:03I got my keys and my wallet and my jacket pocket.
10:04You can have them.
10:05I'm not here to rob you, okay?
10:06You're going to drop the charges against Colin Burns.
10:09No, I'm, I'm not.
10:11But before you pull the trigger, you should know that my wife is a detective and she's
10:14also a sharpshooter.
10:15Well, I'm not here to threaten you, Wesley.
10:18His son Del Monte's world will destroy.
10:20That angel of a kid of his turns into quite the devil when daddy ain't around.
10:25I'm talking ketamine, coke, MDMA, and we've got the video to prove it.
10:29So check your email and drop the charges or we'll destroy that kid's life.
10:36Randy.
10:49Yeah, I'm leaving Chastity's club.
10:50My love story's been hiccuped, but I remain undaunted.
10:55Hello, potential new friends.
10:57Is there something I may assist you with?
10:58Randy, what's happening?
10:59Oh, I believe I'm being robbed.
11:01Randy, I'm five blocks away.
11:02Just give them what they want.
11:03So I should warn you, I've been registered as a lethal weapon in four states and the territory
11:08of Guam.
11:11Okay.
11:11Well, I've been told to let you rob me, but I do not believe that's the right thing to
11:15do.
11:15So you may begin.
11:16Oh, I can start it up.
11:34Crunchy.
11:35Hands.
11:36On your back, let's go.
11:37I am sorry for hurting you, but I didn't want you at my skill level, so...
11:41Let me guess.
11:42You rolled in here, started throwing the money around, and they jumped you.
11:46Oh, that's correct, yes.
11:47All right, so here's the problem.
11:48This title looks legitimate.
11:50That is your signature handing over the property to someone named Priscilla Robbins.
11:55You see, I knew there was some kind of misunderstanding because Priscilla is my friend, and she helped
12:01me put the house into trust for my protection.
12:03And how do you know Priscilla?
12:05Oh, this Facebook group, we love old houses.
12:11People post pictures of their homes, and then everyone says how lovely they are.
12:17Well, Priscilla, she DM'd me and asked if I'd ever considered putting my house into trust
12:24now that I have it paid off, and it would protect me from title theft.
12:29And she offered to do that for you personally.
12:32Now, that's why I'm confused, because Priscilla brought the documents over to me to sign, so
12:38she's my witness.
12:39Mom, Priscilla, Priscilla is not your witness.
12:42Okay, she's the trustee.
12:44You signed the deed over to her, and she now owns your home.
12:47And she is having you evicted.
12:49Mom, did you even read this?
12:52I'm sorry.
12:54Don't blame yourself, Ruth.
12:56It's a mistake any of us could make.
12:59Hey, sorry to interrupt.
13:01Um, I need to steal my wife.
13:05What's going on?
13:06Look, something happened, and I need to talk to my wife about what I should do.
13:09Not a cop.
13:10My wife.
13:11Okay, cop me is in the drawer.
13:13I'm covering the Colin Burns murder case for Del Monte, and the Eastern Front just leaned
13:20on me to make the charges go away.
13:22If they threaten you, cop me is coming out of the drawer.
13:24Look, they didn't threaten me, but they have video of Sean's son Logan buying hardcore drugs.
13:30Don't show me.
13:30I'll have to follow up.
13:32Does Del Monte know who this kid is using?
13:34I can't imagine.
13:35I mean, he thinks he's a Boy Scout.
13:37This is going to wreck him.
13:38If you're asking me should you pass along this message from the Eastern Front, the answer
13:43is yes, but not because Del Monte is being extorted, because his child is in trouble, and
13:49he deserves to hear that from a friend.
13:51You okay?
13:59What are you doing?
14:00I'm holding Raj in my mind's eye, letting his energy emanate, and the perfect gift will magically
14:06appear.
14:08Okay.
14:10Anything?
14:11A spice rack.
14:12I'm the worst girlfriend in the world.
14:15Okay, well, I mean, you know, let's not take it that far.
14:18You know, Randy was right about one thing.
14:23What, Randy?
14:24You know, going to a subject matter expert, it's a smart move.
14:28Oh, you're saying ask the boys what a boy would want.
14:30Yes, I am.
14:33What's up?
14:33Hey, hi.
14:34This won't be long, so it's Raj's birthday, and Selena needs help picking out a gift, and
14:39we were wondering what a guy's perspective was.
14:40Good whiskey and cigar?
14:42It's for her 20-something boyfriend, not her father-in-law.
14:46And what's his love language?
14:47Um, music, I guess.
14:50I mean, he's written Selena like 100 songs.
14:52Great.
14:53Write a song for him.
14:54Okay, no, no, that is a big no.
14:55A man's a professional.
14:56You can't write a song good enough to impress him.
14:58It don't have to be perfect.
14:59It's just heartfelt.
15:00I can do heartfelt.
15:02Aw.
15:03Well, uh, do you play an instrument?
15:04No.
15:06Let's just keep thinking.
15:07Maybe, yeah, yeah.
15:08We spoke with detectives in the fraud department, and Priscilla has been on their radar for a
15:13while, but they haven't been able to prove anything because the paperwork is legit.
15:17So I won't be getting my house back.
15:19We are working on it, but if we can catch Priscilla engaging in a similar fraud, then
15:23that would go a long way with the courts.
15:25So we set a sting operation, posting photos of my house on Priscilla's site.
15:30But how would that trap her?
15:32She only targets the elderly homeowners.
15:35Because we are going to use a decoy to pose as the owner.
15:41Oh, hot damn.
15:42This is going to be so much fun.
15:48Hey.
15:49Hey, how's Randy?
15:50Oh, yeah, he's fine.
15:52Yeah, he's writing up a statement as we speak.
15:54Good.
15:55God, I feel awful.
15:56This only happened because he was trying to impress me.
15:58Yeah, I know.
15:59He mentioned being your confectionary paramour, which I took to mean sugar daddy.
16:04You think that's a bad idea?
16:05I think it's none of my business, but I just don't want to see anybody get hurt.
16:10Okay, well, I don't know what to do because I talked to Pete and he thinks it's a great idea,
16:14and he wants me to ask Randy for a Porsche.
16:16He's not even the least bit jealous.
16:18Pete's very evolved.
16:20Excuse me.
16:21Watch where you're going.
16:22Excuse me.
16:23Chastity?
16:24Hey.
16:25Yeah, I'm done.
16:26Ow.
16:26Ow.
16:27Are you okay, Chastity?
16:29Ow.
16:33Let this be one minute.
16:36Got a minute?
16:37What's up?
16:38Is this about the Burns case?
16:40Not entirely.
16:45It's also personal.
16:45I was just approached by a member of the Burns crew.
16:49They want us to drop the charges or they're going to release this video.
16:54What?
16:55Is that Logan?
16:56What is this?
16:57What are they following my son now?
16:58My guess is one of the dealers figured out whose father was.
17:00Did you know he was using?
17:04No, of course not.
17:06He's a good kid.
17:07You know, he's always squared away.
17:08He gets good grades.
17:10Not that I've been around lately.
17:11I mean, what kind of father doesn't know that his son is this far gone?
17:15Addicts have a hundred tricks.
17:18Okay?
17:18You can't blame yourself.
17:19The important point is you know now you can help him.
17:23How?
17:24I mean, first of all, Logan has to check himself into rehab.
17:26And if it's just simple possession, he will get a drug diversion program.
17:29Vivian wouldn't love that.
17:31I mean, my bid for DA would basically be over.
17:35I know.
17:36No, no, no, no.
17:37Okay, no, no, no.
17:38I'll just...
17:39Okay, okay.
17:40What if Burns testifies that he was drunk that night?
17:43It was a basic bar brawl, right?
17:45It was all about self-defense.
17:46If he thought he was in danger, if he fears for his life, that's justifiable homicide.
17:50You're not seriously considering that, are you?
17:52It's my son, Wes.
17:54If you give in, they will keep coming back.
17:56Trust me, I've been there.
17:58The only way out is to take away their bargaining chip.
18:02I understand that, but if this video gets out, it's the rest of his life.
18:07It'll define him.
18:09You know?
18:09It'll destroy him.
18:11I know.
18:14But if you give in, they will own you.
18:18Five million dollars for the safe return of my girlfriend.
18:24They call chastity my girlfriend.
18:26Son, focus.
18:28Right, yes.
18:29If I don't send the money, they will take her life in the most depraved way possible?
18:34Contact, guys.
18:35So we'll get up on your phone so we're ready for the next contact.
18:38I'm gonna need a list of everyone who knows about your money.
18:40Oh, it's a short list.
18:42I am highly discreet.
18:44Oh, oh, thank goodness you're here.
18:46Hi.
18:46You must be Randy.
18:47Yes.
18:48Randy, hello.
18:48I'm Wolfgang Puck.
18:49And thank you so much for your amazing donation to my charities.
18:53I'm sorry, are you catering the hostage negotiations?
18:56Yes.
18:56His braised ribs are to die for.
18:59All right, where can we set up?
19:01Roll call, I guess, the glass room.
19:03All right.
19:04Let's go.
19:04Uh, what is happening?
19:09Randy has a world-class chef catering the hostage negotiations.
19:13Actually, he will be catering the celebration.
19:16I have just paid the ransom.
19:18Chastity will be returned to me unharmed.
19:20You do what?
19:21They're more likely to kill her than give her back.
19:23Uh, is it too late?
19:24What do you say?
19:25Tim's right.
19:26You just made this a hundred times worse.
19:28Oh, thank God.
19:32Okay, so they are not going to kill her, but they are going to double the original ransom.
19:37Okay, that is why you never pay the ransom.
19:40I'm not paying another dime until I see proof of life.
19:44You're to make them angry.
19:45The promise of your money is the only thing keeping her alive.
19:49You hand it over to them.
19:51She's just a witness they need to silence.
19:54What?
19:55We should kill her and take off.
19:57We already got the five million.
19:58No.
19:59This guy's good for more.
20:00Look, you saw how fast he paid us, right?
20:04We make him sweat it over in my...
20:05Then we give him proof of life in the morning when he's desperate.
20:11We'll make contact in the morning or we'll kill her.
20:13Not sure which.
20:14Stay tuned and find out.
20:16This is verrückt.
20:17How am I going to survive the night without descending into madness?
20:22Oh, no, I can't.
20:26Fine.
20:27Randy, you can come home with me.
20:29Bailey and I will keep you company.
20:30Thank you, my second bestest friend.
20:33Come on.
20:34We are almost set up.
20:35Where are you going?
20:36Oh, a slight change of plans.
20:39Can you unset up and take everything to this man's home?
20:42Okay.
20:43Great.
20:44I will email you a MathQuest link.
20:46Let's review.
20:47I am nowhere close to getting a present for Raj.
20:50And I am climbing the walls because where the hell are the test results?
20:53Bradford, hi.
20:54Uh-oh.
20:55What'd I do?
20:56Nothing.
20:57She's been white-knuckling all day waiting for the sergeant's list to be posted.
21:00Oh.
21:01You didn't hear?
21:02What?
21:03No.
21:03What did I not hear?
21:04What?
21:05It got delayed.
21:05Should be out by tomorrow.
21:06I'm sorry.
21:07I know it's hard to wait.
21:08No.
21:09This is fine.
21:10One day, two days, a week.
21:11What does it matter?
21:12It's totally fine.
21:15Yep.
21:18Dinner's almost ready.
21:19Thanks.
21:20Are you sure I can help?
21:21It is all under control, so just rest.
21:24I can tell you're still angry with me.
21:27It's just that it is a stressful situation, okay?
21:29But it's gonna be fine.
21:31I'm-I'm-I'm dealing with it.
21:32I know I'm not as strong as you are, but you don't have to treat me like a child.
21:36I am not.
21:37Oh, yes, you are.
21:39That woman conned me, and it happens with old people all the time.
21:44But this is not about you being old, Mom.
21:46You have been like this my whole life.
21:48You-you trust everyone.
21:50You let Dad walk all over you, and you-you fall for every sob story you hear.
21:55I happen to believe most people are good.
21:57Well, I used to believe that, and then I got out into the real world and realized that I was completely underprepared.
22:03I will not make that mistake with my kids.
22:05I will make sure that they are safe and that they know what is out there.
22:08The guest's room is made up with warm milk on the bedside table.
22:27You are the best best friend and the best second best friend a man could hope for.
22:31Of course.
22:32And I know it's really scary, but she's gonna be okay.
22:36Yeah.
22:36I don't know if you guys know this about me, but I get into trouble quite often.
22:42I know, I know, yes, no, but it's true.
22:44I don't think things through.
22:46I'm very impulsive.
22:47You know, people are always telling me, Randy, you're so handsome and brilliant, but, you know, you're not cautious enough.
22:53But I didn't listen.
22:55And now chastity is in danger, and it's because of my foolishness.
22:58Well, it's not entirely your fault, and there's really not a whole lot you can do tonight, so you should get some rest, and it'll feel more manageable in the morning.
23:06Yes.
23:07You are very wise, like an owl in a cartoon.
23:11Hmm.
23:11Okay.
23:12Yes.
23:15Well, did you hear back yet from Pete?
23:19Uh, yeah.
23:19He was, uh, trying to get on a plane, but no surprises, he's on a no-fly list, so he's taking a bus.
23:24I'll tell you this, our lives are never boring.
23:27No, they are not.
23:32John Nolan.
23:34He did what?
23:35What's happening?
23:36You kidnapped the love of my life, sweet chastity.
23:39So here is the ransom.
23:41Except you will never see one dollar of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for her life.
23:46Instead, I'm offering this as a reward on your heads.
23:50Randy, what are you doing?
23:52Turning the tables.
23:54This will let us listen in on your conversation with Priscilla.
23:59Mija, I've seen The Sopranos.
24:00I know what a wire is.
24:02Hey, when's the last time you had a manicure?
24:06Priscilla made contact?
24:07Last night.
24:08Oh, Amelia, you look so nice.
24:11It's my undercover outfit.
24:13Oh, you go, girl.
24:14I know.
24:15I know.
24:15Get this done.
24:15Anyway, I set up a meeting this morning with Priscilla at my house.
24:19My mom will pretend to be interested in putting it in a trust.
24:22We need Priscilla lying on tape about the paperwork.
24:25I know.
24:26Otherwise, you can't prove it's fraud.
24:28I'm wearing a wire.
24:30Oh, like The Sopranos.
24:32That's what I said.
24:33Mrs. Lopez.
24:38Are you sure you want to do this?
24:40Do what?
24:41Have a conversation with a woman at my daughter's house.
24:44Mommy, we just need to know that you understand the risks.
24:46Listen, this boot that messes with my friend and thinks I'm not going to do something about it,
24:52Priscilla better hope that she understands the risks.
24:56All right.
24:57Let's do this.
25:02Hey.
25:03Hey!
25:03You tell your clients they crossed the line coming after my kid.
25:07Sean, I don't know what this is.
25:08Shut up!
25:11It is taking every ounce of willpower I have not to put you in the hospital right now.
25:17The DA's office will not be dropping charges against Colin Burns.
25:20In fact, I'm going to make prosecuting the Eastern Front my own personal mission.
25:24They're all going down.
25:26I'll get the hell out of my face.
25:28Walk.
25:30Hey.
25:32Is everything okay?
25:33No.
25:33No, it's not okay.
25:35I just ruined my son's life.
25:38You had no choice.
25:39Yeah, well, it doesn't make it sting any less.
25:42Look, I'm going to be offline for the rest of the day.
25:45There's a bed open at a rehab up in the valley, and they said if I can get my son there before noon, it's his soul.
25:54You cover for me today?
25:57Yeah, of course.
26:00Thanks, Wes.
26:05Mommy, say something to test the microphone.
26:07All that money, and you and Wesley can't hire a cleaning lady.
26:11You don't need to yell, and we have one.
26:13Well, the microphone works.
26:21It's showtime, Mommy.
26:22Put your game face on.
26:23I never take it off.
26:28You must be Priscilla.
26:29Yes.
26:30Come in.
26:31Anything I can get you?
26:32No, thank you.
26:33Wow, what a beautiful home.
26:35Well, it's not what I would have done.
26:37But I guess it works.
26:39Really, Mommy?
26:40My husband.
26:41He made all the design choices.
26:43Bless his soul.
26:44And you own the house outright?
26:46Oh, yes.
26:47Paid it off last year.
26:48Oh, she's doing so well.
26:50Took me 32 years and two jobs, but I did it.
26:54Good for you.
26:55So, here is the paperwork we discussed.
26:59Oh, I'm sorry.
27:01I forgot my glasses.
27:03Can you just explain to me what this document says?
27:05Smart move, Amelia.
27:06So, signing this will put the house into a trust.
27:09And what that'll do is make it so your family can forego the whole probate process after you're gone.
27:13Saving them all kinds of time and money while they're still mourning you.
27:17And I still get to live here until I die.
27:19Of course.
27:21There it is.
27:21Oh, that must be my daughter.
27:26Oh, I didn't know you were expecting company.
27:28I'll get out of your hair.
27:29Oh, no, no.
27:29That's fine.
27:30She wants to meet you.
27:32Hi, Priscilla.
27:35Detective Angela Lopez, LAPD.
27:37You're under arrest for fraud.
27:38This guy was driving down Wilshire with an RPG in the gun rack of his pickup truck.
27:47This is the second in the job we've arrested this morning.
27:49They all came to L.A. to collect on Randy's crazy bounty.
27:52Which means there's probably five times more still out there.
27:55You need to get Randy to call it off.
27:57Oh, I tried.
27:58But Randy believes the pressure will force the kidnappers to play ball.
28:01And I don't know that he's wrong.
28:03Which is weird because really, Randy is so wrong.
28:08They made contact.
28:11My pressure campaign, it worked.
28:12Are you ready there, Tracer?
28:13Yeah, we'll mirror their video on that monitor.
28:16Great.
28:16And I will stand in front of this background so they don't know where I am.
28:21Ooh, places, everyone.
28:23They'll bounce a signal around several IP addresses, so keep them talking.
28:26Got it?
28:26Yes, I'm Skip Tracer Randy.
28:28I have the gift of the gab.
28:32Hello.
28:33Skip Tracer Randy here.
28:38How?
28:39Hope you enjoyed your little stunt last night.
28:41The price has tripled.
28:42Fine.
28:43I don't care.
28:43Just show me she's okay.
28:45I want to know she's all right.
28:46She's fine.
28:47You got one hour to send us 15 million in Bitcoin or she'll stop being fine.
28:51I understand.
28:52I will send as quickly as I can.
28:54Chastity, my love.
28:55I don't understand.
29:04Was that long enough?
29:06No, I'm sorry.
29:07What was that she was doing at the end with her right hand?
29:10I think she signed something.
29:12Can you play it back?
29:19Mall.
29:19It can't be a functioning mall.
29:21That place looked abandoned.
29:22My bad's the Stonefield Mall.
29:24That place has been shut down for a year.
29:25Perfect place to go to the round with the hostage.
29:27Right.
29:28Okay.
29:28Uh, you wait here.
29:31We got this.
29:37You're doing the right thing, buddy.
29:39Listen to me.
29:41I'm proud of you, Lo.
29:42Your mom and I are going to be with you every step of the way, no matter what.
29:45Yeah.
29:46Right.
29:47Yeah, but I'm thinking this is a mistake, though, Pops.
29:50I don't really have a problem.
29:51I've just made a few bad decisions, but, uh...
29:53I could totally get better on my own.
29:56Without rehab.
29:56So I...
29:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
29:58Listen to me.
29:59We talked about this, all right?
30:00This place is going to make you better.
30:02I promise.
30:04Okay.
30:04You stay strong.
30:05Keep your head in the game.
30:06You're going to be fine, okay?
30:07Okay.
30:08You got this.
30:09All right.
30:09Okay.
30:16Get down!
30:19Control, this is 7 Adam-19.
30:21We hear gunshots north of Sunset.
30:26Stay in the car.
30:32Stay down!
30:36Let me see your hands!
30:38Freeze!
30:39That is Sean DeMonte.
30:42Drivers down, passengers on foot.
30:44Logan.
30:45It's okay, buddy.
30:46We're good.
30:46It's all right.
30:56Come on, get out.
30:57We're good.
30:58Logan.
30:59Hey!
31:01My son's been shot!
31:02Get an ambulance!
31:03Second the money lands, we drop the girl and take off.
31:06The money's going to be automatically split up into three fresh accounts, one for each of us.
31:10Then we go our separate ways.
31:26All right.
31:26We need to establish a perimeter while SWAT does their initial recon.
31:29Get the full triage kit ready in case it's bad.
31:31Hey.
31:32Hi.
31:34Those have got to be Randy's vigilantes.
31:36They must have heard about our operation on the police radio.
31:43We got to stop them.
31:44They're going to get Chastity Q.
31:45Hey!
31:46Wait, is that...
31:48Oh, my God.
31:49Chastity?
31:50You're kidding me.
31:52How did you get away?
31:53Oh, they were too busy patting themselves in the back about being geniuses that they totally forgot about me, so I rescued myself.
32:00Yeah, you did?
32:01Where were they holding you?
32:01In the back of an old department store, mid-mall, grand level, there's three of them.
32:05I've been weighing in Maddox.
32:06Hi.
32:06I'm so glad you're okay.
32:07Yeah, I'm fine.
32:08Oh, how's Randy?
32:09He's worried sick.
32:10Let's get you in the ambulance and we'll call him.
32:12Yeah.
32:12This is now a clean-up operation.
32:14No friendlies left inside.
32:15Let's do it.
32:16Let's go.
32:17Let's do it.
32:18Let's go.
32:19Why are we shooting them?
32:32Why are we shooting them?
32:42The shooting policy is clear.
32:43When you probable cause, they might commit a felony.
32:45And the machine guns on their back don't give us that?
32:47No, it's not illegal to make a citizen's arrest
32:50in order to use reasonable force to make that arrest.
32:53That includes using their weapons.
32:55So shooting armed civilians is not company policy.
32:59We are interfering with police operations.
33:01They come at us.
33:01All bets are off.
33:02Tug it down.
33:14On your seat.
33:15Police, get off the bike.
33:17Take cover.
33:31Cut from boot.
33:32Let's get out of here.
33:36You were supposed to be watching us, man.
33:38Police, show me those hands.
33:39Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
33:44Go, go!
33:52Cut that one too, boot.
33:53Go left.
34:05Go left.
34:05Roger.
34:06Go, go, go, go, go.
34:20Go, go.
34:22Go, go.
34:23It's over!
34:50It's over!
34:52Really?
34:53You are trapped.
34:54Otherwise you wouldn't be hanging around to look at me.
34:55Which means you want to get out of here, you gotta go through me.
34:58Now you listen very carefully.
35:00I have logged hundreds of hours at the firing range and I am sighted on your position.
35:04Which means if you decide to fight your way out, your chances of getting shot are 100%.
35:09So throw out your gun, get on the ground, arms and legs spread.
35:22Do not move.
35:28Control suspect in custody, code 4.
35:30I am not gonna lie, I am super surprised that worked.
35:35Hey.
35:36I came as soon as I heard.
35:37Is-Is-Is-Is-Is...
35:38No, he's gonna be okay.
35:39Christina's in there with him now.
35:40The bullet just grazed his neck.
35:41But if it had been a half an inch to the right, you know...
35:42But it wasn't.
35:43You protected him.
35:44And now the LAPD is gonna come down on the eastern front like an avalanche.
35:48Yeah.
35:49Look, Wes, I'm-I'm dropping out of the DA's race.
35:50There's gonna be a press conference in the morning.
35:51I just wanted to give you the heads up on that.
35:53I think right now I just need to stay out of the spotlight, you know.
35:58You're making the right call, Sean.
35:59I-I know.
36:00You're a good dad.
36:01Thank you both for everything.
36:02Oh, please, honestly.
36:03You did all the work.
36:04Mm-hmm.
36:05I'm-I'm dropping out of the DA's race.
36:06I'm dropping out of the DA's race.
36:07There's gonna be a press conference in the morning.
36:08I just wanted to give you the heads up on that.
36:10I think right now I just need to stay out of the spotlight, you know.
36:13You're making the right call, Sean.
36:14I-I know.
36:19You're a good dad.
36:21Thank you both for everything.
36:26Oh, please, honestly, you did all the work.
36:29Very impressive.
36:31Randy, you seem distracted.
36:33Yes, I'm trying to remember the password for my Bitcoin wallet.
36:37You forgot the password?
36:39Today was very stressful.
36:40Sorry.
36:41Snuffleupagus?
36:43Chastity.
36:45Would it be possible to remain your sugar daddy without having any actual, uh, sugar?
36:50No.
36:51I'm sorry.
36:52No, I completely understand.
36:54In fact, I'm a bit relieved.
36:56Being wealthy was highly unenjoyable for my entire body.
36:59Yes.
37:00Why don't we let her get some rice?
37:02Oh, yes, of course.
37:03Good news is I already paid for Sergeant Bradford's special thank you surprise, so...
37:06Yippie-ki-yay!
37:08Brad, got someone here to see you.
37:10Says he knows Randy.
37:12Perfect.
37:13Hey.
37:14Kike Hernandez.
37:15What?
37:16I'm-I'm a huge fan.
37:17I'm a-what are you doing here?
37:18Some German guy paid a hundred thousand to charity for me to hang out with you for a
37:20few hours?
37:21Guess he wanted to thank you for saving his girlfriend?
37:22Okay.
37:23I take back almost every awful thing I ever said about the guy.
37:24Well, you got me for the next three hours, so, uh, what are we doing?
37:26I got a mitt in my truck.
37:27Uh, you wanna play catch?
37:28Like, we're in Field of Dreams or something?
37:29Uh, well, I mean, yeah, if-if you don't mind, I can probably get someone to let you borrow
37:33a glove.
37:34Never leave home without one.
37:35Let's do it.
37:36Oh, Leah is finally out.
37:38Oh, that shell is so good.
37:41I'm not sure.
37:42I'm not sure.
37:43I'm not sure.
37:44I'm not sure.
37:45I'm not sure.
37:46I'm not sure.
37:47I'm not sure.
37:48I'm not sure.
37:49I'm not sure.
37:50I'm not sure.
37:51I'm not sure.
37:52I'm not sure.
37:53I'm not sure.
37:54I'm not sure.
37:55A child is like you at night.
37:57Don't wanna miss a thing.
37:59Well, believe me, I am aware I am reaping my karmic reward with that child.
38:06And, Mom, I-I know that I have been hard on you these last few days.
38:12So, you and I see the world very differently.
38:15But that does not mean that you are not strong.
38:18It is a superpower to still see the good in people, even after they have taken advantage
38:24of you.
38:25Well, it's a certain kind of superpower to see all the darkness and evil in the world
38:33and choose to still try to make a difference.
38:37I admire that in you, Nyla.
38:41Thank you, Mom.
38:43And I am grateful that you are you.
38:48Mm-hmm.
38:53Okay.
38:54So, I, um, I wrote you a song for your birthday.
38:59That's amazing.
39:00How did I not know you played guitar?
39:01I don't.
39:02So, it's gonna be rough.
39:03Like, really rough.
39:04Okay.
39:05And it's in Spanish.
39:06Yeah, it's already my favorite song.
39:08Para estrellas siempre sea fácil brillar.
39:19No.
39:20No.
39:21Uh, let me start all over again.
39:23It's, um...
39:24But...
39:27Sorry.
39:28I really tried.
39:29I just learned these chords last night, so it's not even finished.
39:31It's beautiful.
39:32You're beautiful.
39:34How about we finish it together?
39:36Maybe I can play it on tour.
39:38Wait, you're going on tour?
39:40Europe and Scandinavia just got confirmed.
39:42That's...
39:43That's so exciting.
39:44Are you playing in Paris?
39:46Please, tell me you're playing in Paris, because I will totally come visit.
39:49We will not be in Paris.
39:51We will be in Kiruna.
39:53It's a wonderfully charming small town in northern Sweden.
39:56How does 19 hours of daylight sound?
39:58Bright.
39:59Yeah.
40:00I'm sure there will be other cities with normal sunsets.
40:03And we can figure out when you're coming tomorrow.
40:05But, right now, we have a song to finish.
40:07So, tell me about it.
40:09What was it?
40:10It's, uh...
40:11Here first?
40:12Checking the time isn't going to get that list posted any faster.
40:40What is taking so long?
40:41I mean, Gray should have posted the list like, like, minutes ago.
40:45Okay.
40:46Oh, God.
40:47You know this.
40:48But it's going to be okay.
40:49No matter what that piece of paper says.
40:50I really can't handle that kind of blind optimism from you right now.
40:53I just really need to know.
40:54Oh my gosh, hi!
40:55Breathe, Chip.
40:57Yes.
40:58Sorry.
41:01Oh my God.
41:03I don't think I can look.
41:09Do you want her to look for you?
41:11Yes.
41:12No.
41:13Um...
41:14Yeah.
41:15Yes, please.
41:25Lucy.
41:26Yeah?
41:27Typical A student.
41:40Nervous you're going to fail even when you're top of the class.
41:46I did it.
41:47Of course you did it.
41:48Congratulations, Jen.
41:50You'll be able to use those new credentials right away.
41:53What?
41:54A sergeant position is open?
41:56Um...
41:57Here?
41:58On the night show.
41:59Oh!
42:00That...
42:01Okay.
42:02That's great.
42:03Is it possible to trade or...?
42:04No.
42:05Yeah.
42:06Again, congratulations.
42:09Sergeant.
42:10Thank you, sir.
42:40Well, We're all done.
42:56Damn it.