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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03Brie discovered she had a romantic rival
00:05I've been looking for a new hobby and taking you down is as good as any
00:08Susan got a bonus
00:10For the girl who gets the most hits in a month
00:13Since the prison didn't allow conjugal visits, this is our wedding night
00:16Paul's bride said no
00:18There are certain wifely duties that I don't want to rush into
00:21Once we call these people, it'll change your family forever
00:24And Gabby decided to meet her real daughter
00:26Call them
00:30Carlos Solis loved his wife more than anything
00:35There's a woman on this planet with better skin, I'd like to meet her
00:39Even though she was vain
00:42Do we have to give money to the church every Sunday?
00:45I mean, it's always the same show
00:47Selfish
00:49I told you to buy me couture, I can't wear off the rack with these shoes
00:54And spoiled
00:58But in those moments when his wife was simply vulnerable
01:03You okay?
01:05Carlos loved her just a little bit more
01:08Is this where we're meeting them?
01:10I think so
01:11I don't know what I'm supposed to say
01:15Start with hello
01:17And then what?
01:18Thanks for raising our daughter for the last eight years?
01:20Hope we didn't ruin yours?
01:21It's gonna be fine
01:23Mr. and Mrs. Solis
01:26I'm Edgar Sanchez
01:28Nice to meet you and please call us Carlos and Gabriel
01:30Oh, thank you
01:31Where is...
01:32Juanita is at the swing set with her sister
01:34We thought we should talk a little first
01:36Oh, sure
01:37My wife is over here with our...
01:39She's with Grace
01:41That's her name, Grace?
01:44Yes
01:46So how are you and your wife handling all of this?
01:52We're still in shock
01:54Since your lawyer called us we haven't been able to sleep or eat
01:57This whole thing is so crazy
02:00We feel the same way
02:01They couldn't have switched our babies
02:03It's got to be a mistake
02:05Maybe we should take a blood test
02:07Mom!
02:08I told you to bring the green jacket
02:10I can't wear red with these shoes
02:13Yes, Carlos Solis loved his wife
02:16I don't think we'll be needing that test
02:18No
02:21And he knew her DNA when he saw it
02:31It's called a purse
02:38And as every woman knows
02:40It can hold just about anything
02:44From a personalized cell phone
02:48To a romance novel
02:51To much needed medication
02:55Whatever you find inside
02:57There's one thing you can be sure of
03:00Every purse says something about the woman who owns it
03:05Whether she knows it
03:07Or not
03:09Carlos and I feel like we shouldn't tell the girls
03:12You know, about what happened
03:14What do you guys think?
03:16We should protect them
03:17Yes, but since we want to get to know our biological daughters
03:20We were thinking maybe the families could get together every now and then
03:23Maybe once a month?
03:25That sounds reasonable
03:26What do you think, Carla?
03:27Um, I guess
03:30Look at them
03:32Yes, I have a feeling that they will become very good friends
03:35Can you believe those are our daughters?
03:38Grace looked just like me when I was her age
03:40And Juanita looks so much like my mother
03:44Mommy, can I have money for ice cream?
03:46You just had lunch
03:48But they have chocolate chip
03:49Grace?
03:50Sure, have some, it's hot
03:52Come on, it'll be my treat
03:54Your purse is beautiful
03:56I know
03:57Would you like to hold it?
03:58Uh-huh
04:00It's so soft
04:02I bet it costs a lot, right?
04:03Grace, you don't ask about money
04:07I'm sorry
04:08Oh, that's okay, sweetie
04:10Just so you know, it's Chanel
04:12You can have one of these by working very hard
04:15Or by marrying a man who works very hard
04:18Thank you
04:21What a polite little girl
04:23You've obviously done a wonderful job, Mrs. Sanchez
04:25I mean, we didn't know what to expect
04:27But I can see Grace couldn't have had a better mother
04:29You know what I mean?
04:32You've done a wonderful job with Juanita
04:33Thank you
04:35You know, when I got pregnant, I didn't know how I would handle the whole motherhood thing
04:39Mom!
04:40Well, I think I turned out to be pretty good at it
04:42Mom!
04:43What?
04:45I need money for ice cream
04:46What is the magic word?
04:48I don't know, hurry
04:49Now come on, the truck's pulling away
04:51Please, the magic word is please
04:54Fine, please
04:58What, we can't afford more than one scoop?
05:03I'm sorry, what was I saying?
05:07You were talking about what a good mother you are
05:14Say goodbye to your truck loan
05:20God, can you believe it?
05:22Just two months ago, we were up to our neck in debt
05:24Now we're only up to our ass
05:26If we keep this going, we could reach flat broke in time for Christmas
05:29Hello, it's Vaccine
05:33I'm in here with Mike
05:35It's open
05:37Hello, Michael
05:39Look at this punum
05:42Oh, Mike, if I was 15 years younger, I'd ride you like a hobo rides a boxcar
05:48Thanks
05:50But you still have to fix the air conditioner
05:52Eh, it was worth a shot
05:53It's gonna take a shower
05:55I need to talk some business with you
05:58Me too
06:00I just bought a fur-trimmed teddy and some floor polish
06:04Tomorrow is gonna be a heck of a show
06:06Fantastic
06:08I think you should quit
06:10What?
06:12The website's going through some changes
06:14I've taken on some partners who are pumping a lot of cash into the business
06:16And they're running the show now
06:18And they want a huge U.S. presence
06:21No, no, you promised me that no one here would ever see me
06:25I did, and that's why you need to get out now
06:28But Mike and I are just getting back on track
06:30Yesterday, we got our first water bill that didn't come with a threat
06:33Honey, I'm sorry
06:35Well, how long do I have till all this happens?
06:38A couple of weeks, a month tops
06:41Okay, I'll work right up until the last day
06:47Give me double shifts, extra shows, I'll do anything
06:50You got it
06:55I'm gonna miss you, honey
06:57No one will ever wear the rubber gloves and the fishnets like you do
07:00Okay, we get it, you're unhappy
07:08We got it in every aisle at the market
07:11We got it four times during the night
07:13And we get it now
07:15Put the groceries away
07:17Stop, freeze
07:19Do nothing, no sudden movements
07:22The eyes are closing
07:25But we need that ice cream
07:27Let it melt
07:29Hello, hello
07:34Yes, this is she
07:36Oh, of course I did
07:39Thank you, thank you, I will be back
07:42Everything okay?
07:44No, I left my license at the store
07:47So I have to drag Paige back there
07:49Which will lead to another two hours screaming fit
07:51If I didn't look so good in that photo, I'd get a new one
07:54Why don't you leave the baby with me?
07:55Oh honey, I don't know
07:57Mom, you leave her with the boys
07:59And they don't change her diaper until it weighs as much as she does
08:02Good point
08:05I'm back
08:10I'm back
08:12Everything okay?
08:13She woke up
08:15So I went with Plan B
08:17You've traded her in for a quieter baby?
08:19Nope, I've changed her diaper
08:20Now we're doing a little floor time
08:22Oh, you changed her diaper
08:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
08:28I've seen you do it a hundred times
08:30You're so good with her
08:33Hey
08:34How would you feel about me taking a quick shower to wash some of this vomit out of my hair?
08:44From yesterday
08:46Why don't you take a bath?
08:48Light one of those scented candles
08:49Whoever raised you did a brilliant job
08:54Mwah!
09:00Shoot!
09:02I'm out of aspirin
09:04Do you have a headache?
09:06No, my back is a little sore
09:08You do realize, darling, that your back wouldn't hurt so much if you weren't sleeping on a couch every night
09:12No, the couch is fine, I just pulled a muscle
09:17Hey there, Lee, congratulations, you are the proud new owner of your old house
09:24You bought your old house?
09:27Actually, Lee, why don't we talk later?
09:30Okay, here are your keys, your complimentary endangered species calendar and a kitchen magnet with my face on it
09:36Yes, I know I look cross-eyed, but they assure me they will correct that in the next batch
09:40Enjoy
09:42Why would you buy that house? A release won't be up for a year
09:54I thought it was a good investment
09:56But why buy that one? There are other homes for sale around here
10:01That's pros closed, Beth, I see no point in discussing this further
10:04You won't discuss it
10:07I'm your wife
10:08Isn't it convenient how during the day you're my wife, but at night you turn back into a house guest?
10:12No, no, no, don't look at them yet, they're not done
10:24This isn't about the shutters, it's about our date Friday, you still haven't told me what we're doing
10:30Well, I can't tell you yet, but I've been working on something that I'm pretty stoked about
10:34Stoked about
10:35Well, that sounds lovely, I too am stoked
10:39Yeah, well, wait
10:43What are you doing?
10:51Shhh
10:55Are you spying on Rhi again?
10:58Why would he want her when he could have me? She's way too old for him
11:01You're the exact same age
11:03I am not, I'm only 30
11:04Are you gonna lie about your age? We were college roommates
11:07Right, dammit
11:09Besides, Rhi's always looked young
11:11When she used to go out with her grandkid, people would think he was her son
11:14Wait, Rhi's a grandmother?
11:18How did I not know this?
11:22Okay, sweetie, I am taking the baby over to Gabby's
11:26The girls are meeting for poker, I'll be back in a few
11:28You're not staying?
11:30No, I'm really just doing a drive-by
11:32Last week, Paige spit up on Gabby's couch, so now she's pretty much baby non grata
11:37Why don't you just leave her with me? Then you can stay for your game
11:40But we usually play for a couple of hours, give me a kiss
11:43So, you'll be right next door if I need you
11:46Oh, don't toy with me, I'm operating on two hours of sleep, I'm vulnerable
11:52Go, we'll be fine
11:54I love watching my baby sister
11:56It's fun
11:58Penny Lynn Scavo
12:00You are officially my favorite
12:03Mwah!
12:05We are going to leave everything to you in our will
12:08Keep in mind we're poor, so it's really more of a symbolic gesture
12:11Listen, guys, uh, before we start
12:22I've been keeping something from you
12:25But I'm going to tell you because you're my dearest and oldest friends
12:28Well, I've only known you two weeks, but I don't want to be rude and tired to leave
12:32See this picture? This is my daughter, Grace
12:38Oh my God, Gabby, I can't imagine what you're going through
12:45I'd be out of my mind, how can you function?
12:47Well, we were knocked sideways at first
12:50But since we met Grace, it's been a blessing
12:53Thank God the parents are lovely
12:55I mean, this is the kind of thing you see on the news
12:57Who else knows about this?
12:59Very few people, and I need you guys to keep it that way
13:01Well, of course, we'll be discreet
13:03Definitely, for Juanita's sake
13:04Yeah
13:08Oh, don't worry about me
13:10Up until today, I thought you were Juanita
13:14So, tell us what it was like
13:16Amazing
13:18I looked into her eyes and felt that pull
13:21Well, you carried her for nine months
13:23There's just one thing she did that was incredibly moving
13:27She came up to me
13:29And within two seconds of touching my bag, she knew it was expensive
13:32Now that is a hallmark moment
13:36You don't understand
13:38When I was a kid, I used to sneak fogues out of my aunt's hair salon
13:42And make my own high fashion paper dolls
13:45I know what it's like to be that kid with her face pressed against the department store window
13:50Grace is me at her age
13:53So I decided to do something for her
13:57Her own little start of Chanel
14:02You are the best mother ever
14:08You are the best mother ever
14:11Paul?
14:13Paul?
14:14What are you doing?
14:15Please go home
14:16I just want to understand, that's all
14:18Are we going to move here?
14:19No
14:20Then why would you buy this house?
14:22It must be filled with so many unpleasant memories
14:23It must be filled with so many unpleasant memories
14:24I don't see any unpleasant memories
14:25I don't see any unpleasant memories
14:26I don't see any unpleasant memories
14:27I see the couch
14:28Where my wife is working
14:29Where is my wife's living in the cabin
14:31And the porch
14:32You have to look at the porch
14:33I can see the porch
14:34No
14:35Okay, please
14:36What are you doing?
14:37understand. That's all. Are we going to move here? No. Then why would you buy this house?
14:46It must be filled with so many unpleasant memories. I don't see any unpleasant memories.
14:55I see the couch where my wife and I would sit and have our morning coffee.
14:59I see the Christmas tree in the corner by the fireplace.
15:08I see the chair where I would sit and read stories to my son.
15:16I was loved in this house. I had a real marriage here.
15:20Our marriage is real, Paul. It's just, this is hard for me. And you keeping things for me
15:28doesn't make it any easier.
15:40You're right. There should be no secrets between us.
15:50Secrets are why this house is empty right now.
15:58Sorry I'm late, but I think you'll be happy when you hear why.
16:04Black Eyed Peas, Row 15 Center. How cool is that?
16:07Wow, that's just...
16:10Wow.
16:11You like them, right?
16:12Of course.
16:14You sound a little underwhelmed.
16:17No, not at all. I live to rock.
16:20You know I'm not as old as you might think.
16:27Grandma!
16:28Surprise!
16:32What are you doing here?
16:34Visiting. We're here all weekend.
16:36Um, hello.
16:38Hi.
16:39Keith, this is my daughter Danielle, and this is my...
16:41Her, uh, son, Benjamin.
16:44Danielle, this is my, um, friend, Keith.
16:47We were just going out.
16:49Grandma, Grandma, look what I bought you!
16:51It's slippers.
16:52My grandma has bad circulation.
16:54Don't you, Grandma?
16:55Please stop calling me that, you precious child.
16:59You know what? You guys came all this way.
17:02You should spend tonight together.
17:04No, no, no, no.
17:05If you guys had plans, you should go.
17:07We'll be fine.
17:08Bree, there's nothing more important than family.
17:10We'll go out another time.
17:12You're very sweet.
17:16Nice meeting, both of you.
17:17Uh, thank you so much.
17:20I guess I heard wrong.
17:22You seem to be bouncing back just fine.
17:25What are you talking about?
17:27When your friend called, she said you were having a hard time since Orson left.
17:33By any chance, is this friend named Renee?
17:36She sent us first class tickets.
17:39I wish I had a friend like that.
17:40Oh, trust me.
17:41You don't.
17:42You don't.
17:42You don't.
17:44Oh, come on.
17:52Come on.
17:56What the hell?
18:01Maxine, pick up.
18:03They're already putting up a billboard.
18:05You said they weren't going to start advertising for a couple of...
18:07Oh, my God.
18:14Wait.
18:14Wait.
18:15Stop.
18:15Huh?
18:16You can't put that up there.
18:17That's me.
18:18So?
18:19So, so.
18:20People will see.
18:21My friends will see.
18:22Lady, with a body like that, no one's even going to notice you have a head.
18:26No, no, no.
18:27No.
18:27No.
18:27See, you can't.
18:28No.
18:28Stop.
18:28What the hell are you doing?
18:33Protecting my dignity!
18:37Oh.
18:43Hey there, Mrs. McCloskey.
18:45Nice day, isn't it?
18:47I've seen better.
18:49What do you want?
18:50You're direct.
18:51I love that about you.
18:53Truth is, I was wondering if you had any interest in selling your home.
18:56Well, get ready to love me again.
18:59No.
19:00Aren't you tired of caring for this place?
19:02The big lawn and all these stairs?
19:04Yeah, your concern is touching.
19:07What's your game here?
19:09I just love this neighborhood so much, I'd hate to see this house fall into the wrong hands after you're gone.
19:14I'm not going anywhere.
19:16I hope you're right.
19:17But they used to have a way of flying by, and I thought you might want to unload this place while you still have the upper hand.
19:23Upper hand?
19:24Yes.
19:26Right now, you're sharp as a tack.
19:29But one day, your hip will break, or you'll suffer a massive stroke.
19:32And the doctors will say you can no longer live on your own.
19:35And when that day comes, potential buyers who don't care about you like I do will know that you're desperate.
19:41They'll smell the blood in the water.
19:45People will start smelling your blood if you don't get off my porch.
19:48All right.
19:49Didn't mean to upset you.
19:51My offer still stands.
19:53As I said, it all comes from my great love for this beautiful neighborhood.
19:59Careful on those stairs now.
20:00Look who's missing your big sister.
20:09Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:11There.
20:12You are really so good with her.
20:14Listen, I'm going to take a quick jog.
20:15Be back in 20 minutes.
20:16Mom, I've got a test today.
20:18I cannot be late for the bus.
20:20I hear you loud and clear.
20:21I'll be back in 15.
20:22You might want to smell her diaper.
20:23I think she left you a little present.
20:28Hey, Lynette.
20:32Um, I need to talk to you.
20:33Sure.
20:35Oh, you're jogging again.
20:37Where's, uh, the baby?
20:38Uh, Penny is watching her.
20:41It is the most amazing thing.
20:42Only when you've spawned as much as I have do you learn the glorious truth.
20:46The older ones can watch the younger ones.
20:49Babies having babies, bad.
20:51Babies raising babies, genius.
20:54I'm happy for you.
20:56You don't look happy.
20:58That's why we need to talk.
21:00Okay.
21:03She flew them here first class.
21:05That is vintage, Renee.
21:06Yes, a voracious libido and unlimited funds.
21:09A deadly combination.
21:11Oh.
21:13And now she's taking Keith to dinner tomorrow night.
21:16How did you find that out?
21:17Well, he called to make sure it was okay, which of course it isn't, but what can I say?
21:21Don't say anything.
21:23Wait till she's crossing the street and then run her over.
21:25No, I'm too fond of my car.
21:27You have to fight back somehow.
21:29It's the only thing Renee understands.
21:31How?
21:31I mean, you know her better than I do.
21:33What could I do to humiliate her?
21:36Oh.
21:36Oh, she once slept with a rodeo clown.
21:39But he's a senator now.
21:42Oh, she's got this really weird belly button.
21:45But by the time he finds that out, they're already getting it on.
21:49Oh.
21:50She used to freak out whenever the Wizard of Oz was on TV.
21:53Why?
21:53I think it was the Munchkins.
21:56There's something about little people that gives her the heebie-jeebies.
21:59Oh, crap.
22:00Penny's going to be late for school.
22:02Sorry, I couldn't help.
22:05Oh, no.
22:06You helped.
22:11Penny!
22:12I'm sorry.
22:13I forgot my phone.
22:15Grab your stuff and I'll drive you.
22:17Where's my baby?
22:29Stop breathing on my sister!
22:36Hi.
22:37I'm Lynette Scavo.
22:38I need to find my daughter Penny.
22:40Yeah.
22:40We've been expecting you.
22:42Principal's office is in the back.
22:44Oh, thank you.
22:47I'm in so much trouble.
23:04So.
23:05You left your two-month-old baby in the care of your 11-year-old daughter.
23:11What can I say?
23:12I'm not one of those helicopter parents.
23:14Ha, ha.
23:15Ha, ha.
23:17Come on.
23:20Give me a break.
23:21I am raising five kids.
23:23You have no idea how hard that is.
23:32Eight.
23:34Well, clearly you're very competitive.
23:36I talked to Penny.
23:39I think you should know she's helping you out more than you realize.
23:44What do you mean?
23:44Do you know Penny takes the baby monitor to bed with her so she can get up for the feedings?
23:50She does.
23:51As a result, the poor girl is exhausted.
23:56She fell asleep in social studies yesterday.
23:58I had no idea.
24:01Oh, my gosh.
24:03Yes.
24:04I will talk to Penny when she gets home.
24:06And I will fix this.
24:08Yes, that would be nice.
24:11Oh, Kay.
24:12You know what?
24:13Enough with the judgmental tone.
24:15Come on.
24:16Who among us is a perfect mother?
24:18I'm here.
24:31Gaby.
24:31Is everything okay?
24:33Yeah.
24:34Yeah.
24:34Everything's fine.
24:35I was just hoping Grace would be home.
24:36I thought we were supposed to call first if we wanted to see the kids.
24:40I know.
24:40I know.
24:41But I was in the neighborhood.
24:43Uh, is she here?
24:45No.
24:46Okay.
24:47Well, could you give this to her for me?
24:54But Grace already has it first.
24:56Really?
24:57Is it Chanel?
24:58No.
24:59We bought it at a flea market for $2 and she's very happy with it.
25:03I know.
25:03But don't you think she'd like this one a little better?
25:05Not if she never sees it.
25:08Don't you think I would like to give my children nice things?
25:11We're not like you.
25:12We can't afford luxuries.
25:14We can barely afford the necessities.
25:16Look, if you guys need help.
25:18What we need is for you to let us be who we are, not who you are.
25:24Goodbye, Gabby.
25:25Please, call next time.
25:27You said I had a month.
25:35I said I thought it was a month.
25:37It's the internet.
25:38Everything moves very fast.
25:39How many billboards are there?
25:41They talked about a big ad campaign, so I guess a lot.
25:45You have got to call them.
25:47Get them to stop it.
25:48Or at least put some other girl up there.
25:50Something.
25:51Honey, I tried to warn you.
25:53It's beyond my control now.
25:55Please, help me.
25:57What if Mike sees me splaying across that billboard?
26:01He's going to recognize those panties.
26:03He gave them to me for our anniversary.
26:05I'll make a call.
26:26Sorry I took the baby to school.
26:27I had a math test and I didn't want to be late.
26:29Hey, sweetie.
26:30Hey, hey.
26:33You didn't do anything wrong.
26:36I did.
26:38Come here.
26:39Sit down.
26:48I understand you've been taking the baby monitor into your room at night.
26:52Just so you can sleep.
26:55Oh.
26:56I appreciate that.
26:58And I appreciate how often you have been looking after your little sister.
27:02Well, I know how you like to go see your friends and go jogging and stuff.
27:07Yeah, I do.
27:09And you're different when you get to do those things.
27:12You laugh more.
27:13You're not as cranky.
27:15You stay up late and play board games with us.
27:18I like that mommy better.
27:21Mmm.
27:23I like that mommy better, too.
27:25But it's not your job to take care of me.
27:28Your job is to watch television and eat way too much candy.
27:35And my job is to make sure that's all your job is.
27:40Okay.
27:45Off you go.
27:46That was really sweet.
27:55I know.
27:57Get me a nanny.
27:59What?
27:59I am drowning here.
28:01You heard what Penny said.
28:03I'm not myself anymore.
28:04And when I'm not taking it out on the kids, I'm taking advantage of them.
28:08So I need help.
28:10How about if I bitch in more?
28:12Oh, Tom.
28:14What a lovely, hollow offer that you'll never back up.
28:19Get me a nanny.
28:23You bought an eight-year-old girl a $1,400 purse.
28:26Lighten up.
28:26It's not like I got her the matching wallet.
28:29So what did Carmen say?
28:30She went all grapes of wrath on me.
28:32Because God forbid that woman let her daughter have nice things.
28:35That woman is her mother.
28:37And I'm with her on this.
28:37You have no right to give Grace expensive gifts.
28:39Yes, I do.
28:40Why?
28:41Because she was supposed to have all this stuff.
28:43We were supposed to give it to her.
28:45This is why I didn't want us to look for her.
28:47Because we had no idea what would happen once we found her.
28:49But you looked, and we met her, and now we're falling in love with this girl.
28:53And if you spook these people, they can take her away from us.
28:56Forever.
28:58Good morning, Mrs. McCluskey.
29:05How are you today?
29:06I feel great.
29:07Sorry to disappoint you.
29:08What?
29:10Just had my annual physical.
29:12Doc says I'm going to be around for years.
29:14Oh.
29:14So you can tell that vulture husband of yours, he'll have to pick at someone else's carcass.
29:20What are you talking about?
29:21Something smells good.
29:26I'm making stew.
29:28So, how was your day?
29:31Fine.
29:33Anything interesting happen?
29:36No, not really.
29:37You didn't talk to anyone?
29:45Who would talk to me?
29:47I'm going to go wash up.
29:48You are going to love the sea urchin.
30:08Looks a little sketchy.
30:15Most of the fish I eat comes in a basket with fries.
30:17You're funny.
30:20And you eat out of a basket.
30:22I like that.
30:26Everything okay?
30:32I just thought I saw...
30:36Never mind.
30:39So, anyway, I thought after dinner we could go to a club.
30:44What do you think of jazz?
30:45I think it's the sea urchin of music.
30:52Okay, did you see that?
30:55See what?
30:58It was probably nothing.
30:59Um, I thought I saw...
31:03Okay, you're just a kid.
31:10What is the matter with you?
31:12I'm so sorry.
31:14I don't want you to think I'm odd.
31:17You see, when I was a child, there was this incident at the circus.
31:23And ever since then, I have always been terrified.
31:27Hey, don't I know you?
31:29Get him away, get him away, get him away!
31:35What's wrong?
31:36Is he there with his tiny hands?
31:37I can't look at his tiny hands!
31:47I am so sorry.
31:49I don't know what the hell she's doing.
31:50It's okay.
31:51Obviously, I made a mistake.
31:53Oh my god, did he go?
31:57I can't look.
31:59He's gone.
32:01So come down.
32:03Everyone is staring.
32:08You should have seen the look on her face.
32:11Well, I couldn't see her, but I certainly heard her.
32:13And it was magnificent.
32:16I'm happy to help out.
32:17Bye, Bree.
32:18See you in church.
32:25$9,000.
32:26Hey, my partner spent a lot of money printing those billboards.
32:30And they'll agree not to put them up, but they are not going to eat the cost.
32:34Honey, I did the best I could.
32:38I tucked them down from 12.
32:41It's still a huge hit.
32:43I mean, it puts us right back where we were before I started doing this stuff.
32:47I know.
32:48And what's Mike going to say when he notices the money is missing?
32:53Oh, God.
32:54I hadn't even thought of that.
32:57Maybe I should just let them put up the billboards.
33:00At least them, when he kills me, I'll be famous.
33:02You know, there is another way.
33:05What do you mean?
33:06Well, you could earn that money back.
33:09And fast, too.
33:10But you'd have to...
33:13Never mind.
33:14Forget I said anything.
33:15No, no, what?
33:16What is it?
33:18Well, there are other services our website provides.
33:21Things I've kept hidden from you because of the boundaries you've set.
33:25But if you're willing to go beyond those boundaries...
33:29Are you talking about prostitution?
33:32God, no.
33:34Nothing like that.
33:36Just private, on-screen interactions of a racier nature.
33:43How racy?
33:45How much money do you want to make?
33:47How dare you?
34:15Good morning, Renee.
34:16How dare you exploit a traumatic childhood memory?
34:19Yes, I heard you had some sort of episode with a little person.
34:23Oh, look, he followed you home.
34:24Very funny.
34:32I wonder how Keith will react when I tell him it was you who ruined our date.
34:35About the same as when he finds out you used my grandson to ruin ours.
34:42Oh, here's Keith now.
34:45Why don't we ask him who he wants to be with?
34:47We can't put him on the spot like that.
34:51Bree, you're getting all red.
34:52Is that a hot flash?
34:53Or are you just losing your nerve?
34:57Hey, I was going to finish up with those sconces.
35:00Everything okay here?
35:05Not exactly.
35:07Can we ask you something?
35:10If you had to choose between forest green or brown for the trim, which would you prefer?
35:20Forest green, I guess.
35:22Great.
35:23Then why don't you run down to the hardware store and have them mix you up a batch.
35:27Scoot.
35:34What's the matter, Bree?
35:35Afraid you'll lose?
35:37You know what?
35:38I think I am.
35:41He's all yours.
35:43Well, that's not any fun.
35:44I thought you liked him.
35:46I do, but I don't get his references.
35:48I can't stay up late like he does.
35:50I'm being silly.
35:52I feel like one of those cliches people make fun of.
35:55The desperate, predatory divorcee.
35:58You mean like me?
36:00Well, yeah.
36:01Do you know why people make fun of us?
36:04They're jealous.
36:05Because we still have the guts to go after what we want.
36:11You think he can make you happy?
36:14I think so.
36:24Then go for it.
36:26My gift to you.
36:29Why are you being so nice to me?
36:32Based on my dinner under the rainbow last night, I'd rather have you as a friend than an enemy.
36:38Now go.
36:42Keith, hang on.
36:44I think I'll join you.
36:45Really nice of you to have us over.
36:56Maybe next time you can come to our house.
36:58Absolutely.
36:59You know, I think it's great that out of this unfortunate situation, we could all end up being friends.
37:05Yes.
37:06We're very lucky people.
37:07Bitch can't catch me.
37:08Bitch can't catch me.
37:09So now we pinch up a small piece of masa, and you roll it into a bowl.
37:19Is this big enough?
37:20It's perfect.
37:21I really love your house, Mrs. Solis.
37:28Oh, thank you, honey.
37:32Would you like a tour?
37:33Uh-huh.
37:34Come on.
37:34Come on.
37:34Come on.
37:34Come on.
37:35Come on.
37:36Come on.
37:36Come on.
37:36Come on.
37:36Come on.
37:37Come on.
37:38Come on.
37:39Wow.
37:40It's so big.
37:42You have a TV in your bedroom?
37:45Lucky.
37:46Yes, we're very lucky.
37:49Is that a jewelry box?
37:52Uh-huh.
37:54Do you want to take a look?
37:56Yeah.
37:59It's so, so pretty.
38:00Can't wait till I grow up so I can have beautiful things.
38:06You like that?
38:07It's a gift I bought myself with my first big modeling check.
38:14I want you to have it.
38:18I want you to have it.
38:19You deserve beautiful things.
38:22Oh, no.
38:23My mom might get mad.
38:25Then we'll make it our little secret.
38:27I want you to have a purse like that someday.
38:30I want you to have a purse like that someday.
38:34I want you to have a purse like that someday.
38:38Well, then I'm going to make sure you get it.
38:40It's called a purse.
38:41It's called a purse.
38:42It's called a purse.
38:45A purse.
38:45And as every woman knows, it can hold just about anything.
38:50from a bottle for a baby
38:54to a check for protection
38:59to a gift for a new friend.
39:07Whatever you find inside,
39:10there's one thing you can be sure of.
39:14Every purse says something about the woman who owns it.
39:18Whether she knows it or not.