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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives, Bree's affair with her contractor broke new ground.
00:06Perhaps we could make you dinner, like a date.
00:08Can't wait till I grow up so I can have beautiful things.
00:11Gabby doted on her biological daughter, Grace.
00:14Look who's missing your big sister!
00:16Lynette had too much on her hands.
00:19Get me a nanny.
00:20Susan found that keeping her new job a secret...
00:23My partner's not gonna eat the cost!
00:25$9,000!
00:27...was going to be expensive.
00:29But her secret had already been discovered.
00:38Emma Graham was an ordinary woman.
00:42And like most ordinary women, she had an extraordinary dream.
00:47She wanted her husband to know she was more than just a wife.
00:52She wanted her daughter to know she was more than just a mother.
00:56She wanted her neighbors to know she was more than just the woman who lived next door.
01:02So Emma made a decision to turn her dream into reality.
01:08I want to do a cabaret show.
01:10I'll need a band, orchestrations, and sound equipment.
01:12And you're going to pay for all of it.
01:14And that is how Emma Graham's friends and neighbors came together at the Smokehouse Lounge two weeks later.
01:24They would soon learn Emma Graham wasn't so ordinary after all.
01:34Take a step back, turn around, look at the world that you've let down.
01:47My, my, my, such a disgrace.
01:51The damage is done, you can't replace it.
01:54These are the things your mind will tell you, these are the things your heart will say.
02:00These are the thoughts that leave you hopeless.
02:03These are the times you say, there is no way, no way, no way.
02:09But as long as you are breathing, you can start all over again.
02:20If your heart's beating, you can start all over again.
02:27Goodbye, sorrow.
02:30Yes, Emma's dream of sharing her talent had finally come true.
02:35Unfortunately, the high note that ended the evening...
02:43...did not come from Emma.
02:45I'm gonna kill you!
02:46You whore!
02:47Ladies, please!
02:53I know, I know!
02:55I know, I know!
02:56I know, I know!
03:00I know!
03:01I know!
03:02I know!
03:03I know!
03:04I know!
03:05I know!
03:14She knew what she was doing was wrong.
03:18She knew it was very dangerous.
03:21She knew the risks if people found out.
03:26But Susan Delfino was determined to get back to Wisteria Lane.
03:31And that is how her world began to fall apart.
03:35Hi, I'm Tanya.
03:37Thank you for choosing to spend time with me.
03:40I'm all yours for the next hour.
03:43How about we start by getting to know each other a little better?
03:47Show me your jugs.
03:49Aren't you a frisky little...
03:53Ooh!
03:54I see some dirt under the coffee table.
03:58Would you like me to vacuum?
04:00Sure.
04:01Right after you take out those tots and shake them.
04:04Slow down.
04:06We've got 59 more minutes together.
04:12And isn't it sexier to warm each other up with some naughty talk first?
04:21I have to listen to my old ladies blah blah blah all day long.
04:25Lose the top so I can see those money makers.
04:28What are you reading from a boob thesaurus?
04:31Come on.
04:32Isn't there some romantic fantasy you'd like to share with me?
04:38Okay.
04:39Are you lactating?
04:42Oh, pig!
04:44You never do that.
04:46You never pull the plug on a session!
04:48The guy was a total perv who clearly had serious mother issues.
04:52You cost us a major client.
04:54And God forbid he starts talking about this at work,
04:57we could lose the whole city council!
05:00I'm sorry.
05:03I lost my nerve.
05:04Susan.
05:05I can't keep giving you chances like this.
05:12Va-va-va-broom!
05:14Oh, you want a private session with Tanya.
05:17I'm sorry, that's not gonna happen.
05:19She doesn't work for me anymore.
05:21Once again, I am so sorry.
05:22I forgot that French restaurant was so formal.
05:31Next time I will pick a place with fewer forks.
05:35Yeah, thanks again for helping me out with that.
05:38Well, I had a lot of fun.
05:43Good night.
05:47Keith?
05:48Did you really have a lot of fun?
05:50Yeah.
05:51Why didn't you ask?
05:52Well, because it's our third date and you just kissed me like you were saying goodnight to your aunt.
05:57I'm trying to treat you like a lady.
06:00Oh, that's sweet.
06:02Great.
06:03Now, knock it off.
06:09Three times?
06:11In one night?
06:12Oh, my God.
06:13Three times was my entire September.
06:16I just had the nicest chat with Grace.
06:19She said the cutest thing.
06:20Bree had sex three times last night.
06:22Oh, screw my story.
06:23Tell me everything.
06:26The sex was amazing.
06:28It was like, oh, how to describe it, an opera.
06:33You fell asleep during it?
06:35I'm telling you, making love to a man in his thirties, it's like, oh, the sun shines brighter.
06:40The grass looks greener.
06:41Food tastes better.
06:43Okay, we get it.
06:44You had sex three times.
06:45Three!
06:47Oh, hey, look.
06:48Renee's back from New York.
06:50Oh, God.
06:51You invited her.
06:52What now?
06:53You don't like Renee?
06:54I know she's your friend, but isn't she kind of a self-absorbed narcissist?
06:57Good point.
06:58We already have one of those.
07:01Drop the drugstore champagne, ladies, and make way for the real stuff.
07:06We are celebrating!
07:08What's the occasion?
07:09Ah, my divorce settlement.
07:10I just soaked my ex for, well, a whole lot of these.
07:15I thought there was a prenup.
07:16Yep, there was.
07:17But no prenup is a match for the legal team of Grindum, Screwum, and Rothenberg.
07:21That was iced tea.
07:22Well, I just made it fun.
07:24Now, I want to have you all over for dinner tonight.
07:27I've got two more cases of champagne, a truckload of caviar, and a pile of money to roll around naked in.
07:34What do you say?
07:35If there's more of this, I am definitely there.
07:37Great!
07:38How about you, Bree?
07:39Oh, I wish I could, but I have a date I need to carbo-load.
07:42I've got a pass, too.
07:43We still haven't found a nanny, and so Tom's working late, so I have to-
07:46Yawn, Susan.
07:47I would, but it's macaroni and coupon-clipping night at my house.
07:50Yawn and sad.
07:52Well, I guess it's just you and me.
07:55Gabs and May.
07:57That is great.
07:58We were just talking about how much you two have in common.
08:01Weren't we, Gabs?
08:06Thanks so much.
08:07Your baby's really cute.
08:08It's nice meeting you.
08:09We'll let you know.
08:10Thanks.
08:11Mm-hmm.
08:12Well?
08:13Any luck finding a nanny?
08:14No.
08:15I've interviewed eight girls.
08:16They're all either too inexperienced or too expensive.
08:19Hmm.
08:20What about the one with the boobs?
08:23And that's why we're not hiring her.
08:25Well, don't give up yet, because I found us one more applicant.
08:30You did?
08:31You took the initiative?
08:33Why so surprised?
08:35Our Christmas lights are still up from last year.
08:39And not only is she punctual, she's early.
08:42Who is it?
08:43Um, let me put it this way, Lynette.
08:45Remember how you always used to hate yams?
08:48But then you gave them a second chance, and they weren't so bad.
08:51And over time, you realized, I like yams.
08:54Yams are great.
08:55Well, sometimes, Lynette, people are like yams.
09:00What'd you do?
09:04Are you insane?
09:06I was talking to her last night.
09:07I mentioned we might need help, and she volunteered.
09:11You get it.
09:13Tommy!
09:18Mom!
09:19Mom!
09:21Why couldn't she have been a yam?
09:28Okay, so this Tina, was that the first time he cheated on you?
09:31Uh, I don't know.
09:32You hear stories.
09:34There was this thing during the All-Star Game.
09:37Pictures of Doug and the tabloids with the cocktail waitress.
09:41But then he came back with the Bulgari bracelet, so we never talked about it.
09:46God.
09:47Being married to a pro athlete, it must be a nightmare.
09:50Well, it sounds like you were well rid of him.
09:56You know, I feel like you get me, Gabby.
10:00And you know why?
10:02Because we're both extremely beautiful.
10:05God bless you for having the courage to say that.
10:10Only someone who looks like us can understand what a burden it can be.
10:15Actually, it's pretty awesome.
10:16You know, sometimes I drive fast on purpose just to see if I can flirt my way out of a ticket.
10:24Amateur hour.
10:25I got a bank manager to shave a point of our mortgage by bending over to pick up a pencil.
10:29To this day, Carlos calls me my million dollar ass.
10:33Wait, I can top that.
10:35Yesterday, these babies earned me a cool eight million.
10:39What do you mean?
10:41Well, I wore a low cut dress to my settlement hearing.
10:44And afterwards, Doug's lawyer came to my hotel to renegotiate.
10:49You slept with him?
10:51You're awful!
10:54I shouldn't have told you that.
10:57Keep it to yourself.
10:58Oh, honey, I won't tell anyone.
11:01Um, I don't know you well enough.
11:04You've got to give me some dirt on you.
11:08Hmm.
11:11Huh.
11:13I can't think of anything.
11:15Really?
11:17Nothing?
11:18Like, say, plastic surgery?
11:21What?
11:23Honey, a scalpel has never touched this body.
11:25Maybe not the body, but that nose is a Dr. Brodsky.
11:29That nose will work anywhere.
11:31How dare you!
11:33I am insulted!
11:37Okay, fine. I was 19. It was just a little bump.
11:40That's what they all say.
11:42Did you have a deviated septum, too?
11:43Don't tell anyone.
11:45Carlos knows.
11:46But if the girls find out, I'd never hear the end of it.
11:49Of course you can trust me.
11:51I'm beautiful.
11:53It's true.
11:54Good morning.
11:56Good morning.
12:00Good morning, sweetheart.
12:02Still not speaking to you.
12:07Your breakfast will be ready in a minute.
12:11You want coffee?
12:13I'll get it.
12:15Your scrambled eggs are ready.
12:16Oh, Mom, I was hoping for your French toast.
12:19You made your eggs, Tom.
12:20Eat them.
12:22No, it's no problem.
12:23You read your paper, and I'll fix it right up, Rodney.
12:26Tommy, Mom.
12:28Oh, didn't I say that?
12:30Oh, it's just that you look so much like your father.
12:33Oh, gosh.
12:35What now?
12:37Oh, let me get her.
12:38It's what I'm here for.
12:40Would you look at that?
12:41My mother is on top of it.
12:43And you have to sit and have coffee with the man that you kicked three times in your sleep last night.
12:50Look, I can take your mother in small doses, but her living here every day?
12:54You know, I never got what this thing is you have with her.
12:57I mean, you say you love her.
12:59She's great with the kids.
13:00What's your beef?
13:01Okay, you really want to know that?
13:02Yeah.
13:03Okay.
13:04I can't stand the person she turns you into.
13:06You become this Neanderthal while she's tripping over her apron strings to serve you.
13:11So she likes to dote on me, and I don't mind the attention.
13:13What's the big deal?
13:15False alarm.
13:16She's fine.
13:18Oh, and by the way...
13:20More coffee.
13:21Yes.
13:22Right away.
13:24Just know if you ever hold your coffee cup up to me, you will be tapping it with a stump.
13:28Mike!
13:29I was going to call you.
13:30I was talking to Paul Young.
13:31He and the new missus are really enjoying the house.
13:32Are they?
13:33Yeah.
13:34And Paul was wondering if he would be interested in selling the place.
13:35He's willing to make a very generous offer.
13:36Lee, I never kicked your ass for renting our house to that guy because you didn't know
13:37our history.
13:38But now you do.
13:39So I gotta wonder, are you an idiot?
13:40I'm sorry, Paul wanted me to ask.
13:41Susan and I are working really hard to save money.
13:42You tell Paul that the day his lease is up, we're moving home.
13:47Hello?
13:48Hello?
13:49Hello?
13:50Hello?
13:51Hello?
13:52Hello?
13:53Hello?
13:54Hello?
13:55Hello?
13:56Hello?
13:57Hello?
13:58Hello?
13:59Hello?
14:00Hello?
14:01Hello?
14:02Hello?
14:03Hello?
14:04Hello?
14:05Hello?
14:06Hello?
14:07Hello?
14:08Hello?
14:09Hello?
14:10Hey, it's me.
14:11I just ran into Mike.
14:12Did you ask him about the house?
14:14Yeah, he wasn't interested.
14:15Did you tell him I'm willing to pay above market value?
14:18I could have, but I didn't want to get punched.
14:21You disappoint me, Lee.
14:23There are other houses, Paul.
14:24No.
14:25I need this one.
14:27Fortunately, I have another way to handle this.
14:32Your deposit should clear Monday, and this will be your balance.
14:39Wait.
14:40This isn't right.
14:41We should have a lot more money in here.
14:46Yes, the silver bracelet that you cleaned last year that belonged to my grandmother.
14:51What do you think it's worth?
14:53Okay.
14:54Um.
14:55Yeah, I'll come by tomorrow.
14:56Oh.
14:57Hey.
14:58Hey.
14:59Hey.
15:00Here's that gold necklace you lent me.
15:01What do you need it for?
15:02You guys going on a fancy date?
15:03No, I just, uh, just needed it back.
15:04You okay?
15:05Uh-huh.
15:06You want to talk about something?
15:07I can't.
15:08Oh.
15:09Oh.
15:10Oh.
15:11Um.
15:12I'm gonna, I'm gonna find you a tissue.
15:13Susan, I was just at the back.
15:14We're missing $9,000 from our checking account.
15:15You went to the bank?
15:16Yeah, what the hell is going on now?
15:17Yeah, I'm not.
15:18I don't know.
15:19Yeah, I'm not.
15:20No, I just, uh, just needed it back.
15:21You okay?
15:22Uh-huh.
15:23You want to talk about something?
15:26I can't.
15:28Oh.
15:29Oh.
15:30Um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna find you a tissue.
15:33Susan, I was just at the bank.
15:41We're missing $9,000 from our checking account.
15:43You went to the bank?
15:45What the hell is going on?
15:46Did you take that money out?
15:47Yes.
15:49Susan?
15:51Susan, what happened to that money?
15:53She lent it to me.
15:55We had some bills from Paige's birth that weren't covered by insurance,
15:58and Susan very kindly offered to help us out.
16:03That's right.
16:05And she's going to pay it back by Friday.
16:08With interest.
16:10Or not.
16:11Because, I mean, we're friends, so why would you charge us interest?
16:19I've got to get back to work.
16:22In case any of our other friends need money.
16:28Thank you so much.
16:30You're so welcome.
16:33Anything you want to tell me?
16:36Yeah.
16:38But promise you won't yell?
16:40You did porn on the internet?
16:43No, it was just cleaning.
16:44In lingerie.
16:46I was never naked.
16:47There was no sex.
16:48Well, unless the guys were watching for cleaning tips, it's porn.
16:52Susan, how could you do this?
16:54Look, I feel bad enough already.
16:56Well, you should.
16:57What if Mike finds out?
16:58Or your kids?
16:59Hey, it is really easy for you to come down here from your five-bedroom house in the suburbs
17:04and criticize me.
17:05I am not on Wisteria Lane anymore.
17:07Look at what Mike and I are trying to climb out of.
17:11We can't even afford hot lunches for MJ at school.
17:13So just think about that next time you want to judge me.
17:16Okay.
17:24Done judging.
17:25Back to being a friend.
17:29I'm sorry you had to do that.
17:34Me too.
17:35Doug, what are you doing here?
17:46I had to see you.
17:48Well, I'd invite you in, but it's late and I hate you.
17:51Maybe I flew all this way.
17:53At least hear me out.
17:58It's about the settlement.
18:00You're wasting your breath.
18:02I miss you.
18:03Well, how does Tina feel about that?
18:05That was a stupid mistake and it's over.
18:10I know I screwed up big this time, but give me another chance.
18:17I'm sorry, Doug, but I'm actually happy here.
18:21I'm getting a fresh start, making new friends.
18:24Come on.
18:25You can't be happy here in Mayberry.
18:27You were made for Manhattan.
18:29Oh, by the way, Cartier called.
18:33They miss you, too.
18:35Oh, Doug, don't do this to me.
18:37Think about everything we had together.
18:40I want it back.
18:42Don't you?
18:46Oh, I can't stop thinking about that play.
18:50What do you think the angel represented when he flew down in the middle of the night?
18:54I don't know.
18:55I was too busy looking for the wires.
19:01So, are you in the mood for some dessert?
19:04Totally.
19:04I think the angel symbolized hope or a second chance at redemption, perhaps.
19:15Of course, another interpretation, I suppose, could be...
19:20Oh, my.
19:23When you said dessert, I just assumed.
19:29Well, there's no two ways to interpret that.
19:36Oh!
19:37That was incredible.
19:38Where did you learn to do that, and why the hell am I asking?
19:40Don't tell me.
19:43Let's just say you inspire me.
19:45What the hell did you just need to let you walk behind me up the stairs?
19:56What is that?
19:59I guess inspiration struck again.
20:05Hi.
20:08Please tell me you're here to stab me.
20:11What?
20:12Nothing.
20:13Come on in.
20:15What's that?
20:26Crudités.
20:27Are they supposed to be sliced and peeled?
20:29I'm too tired.
20:31Please get that away from me.
20:34I guess someone was with Keith last night.
20:37Were you once, twice, three times not a lady?
20:40It's not funny.
20:41Six hours we had sex.
20:43I feel like the Holland Tunnel.
20:45Honey, why don't you just tell him you need a little break?
20:47Because he's young.
20:48If I turn down a roll in the hay, he's gonna think I'm an old woman.
20:51You just said roll in the hay.
20:53I think that ship has sailed.
20:54Oh, well, I better figure out how to slow him down before this John Wayne walk becomes permanent.
21:01Coming!
21:01Hey, you were just in time.
21:10I mixed up a signature drink in honor of your divorce.
21:12I wouldn't pour that just yet.
21:15I'm starting to rethink this whole divorce thing.
21:19Doug showed up last night.
21:21He flew in from New York?
21:22I know.
21:24He said it's over with Tina.
21:25He wants me back.
21:27And he gave me this.
21:31Oh, Doug screws up a lot, but his apologies are always the 4th of July.
21:36Wow, Tom's apologies are more like Arbor Day.
21:39But he cheated on you.
21:41Okay.
21:42A guy who has women throwing themselves at him in every city?
21:46Meanwhile, we had ten great years, and he loved me and cared for me, and I think I should give him another chance.
21:51Am I crazy?
21:55Well, you have invested ten years in the marriage.
21:57No one goes that long without a few bumps in the road.
22:00Okay, then.
22:01I'm doing it.
22:02Are you insane?
22:03The man dumped you for another woman.
22:05Well, he apologized.
22:06Can't I forgive him?
22:08Why?
22:08Because he gave you a stupid ring?
22:10He's buying you off again.
22:12Open your eyes.
22:13Hey, it's my marriage anyway.
22:16Why don't you just keep your fake nose out of it?
22:21What does she mean, fake?
22:27Gabrielle Solis, did you have a nose job?
22:30Hello?
22:31We're talking about Trampy McDrinket.
22:34After all these years of you bragging about your natural beauty?
22:38Oh, I never brag.
22:39You once called your face proof of God's existence.
22:41You said I was a fraud for wearing a padded swimsuit.
22:44And now we find out you've had plastic surgery.
22:47Oh, that changes everything.
22:49No, it doesn't.
22:51It wasn't plastic surgery.
22:52It was corrective rhinoplasty for deviated...
22:57You will regret this.
23:00Oh, Gabby, come on.
23:02We're kidding.
23:03Don't get your nose out of joint.
23:05Brie Vandekamp had a problem.
23:15Her boyfriend's sexual appetite was proving to be exhausting.
23:21And then, out of the blue, Brie came up with a solution.
23:25Since Keith's demands were overwhelming her,
23:29why not make some overwhelming demands of her own?
23:32Wow.
23:34A lot of work here.
23:36I guess I could get it done by Friday.
23:38Oh, no.
23:39I'm going to need it sooner than that.
23:40Certainly by tonight.
23:50Hey.
23:51Allison made you your favorite cookies for your trip.
23:53Macarons?
23:54Oatmeal raisin.
23:55Oh, these are my dad's favorites.
23:56Maybe you can trade them with the boy next to you on the plane for his snack.
24:01Make fun.
24:02But you have to admit, she's been great with the baby.
24:04She has been great.
24:06You were right.
24:06I was wrong.
24:08Oh, if only these were macarons,
24:10this would be the best day of my life.
24:13No!
24:14Call me when you land.
24:15See you later.
24:19So, can I help with the lasagna?
24:20Actually, the boys said they wanted meatloaf,
24:23so I switched the menu now.
24:24Sit.
24:25All right.
24:26So, Tom was telling me about you going back to work.
24:30I must say, I don't understand that.
24:33Well, that's okay.
24:38Oh!
24:40What are you doing?
24:41I'm out of milk.
24:42Well, your grandmother's not here to serve you.
24:44I don't mind, dear.
24:45See if she wants to.
24:48Sotogram?
24:49Make it two?
24:49I don't know.
24:51Boys?
24:52Penny, I have to get the meat.
24:54So you get the sodas.
24:56Oh.
24:57Why?
24:58Why?
24:58We have to take care of our men.
25:02Penny, sit.
25:03You boys want a drink.
25:04Get up and get it.
25:05They have such a long day.
25:07Classes, and then they're after school sports.
25:10Allison, in this house, the women don't wait on the men.
25:13The men get off their asses and help themselves.
25:16When did it become a sin to take care of your family?
25:19You modern women, you just plop out a baby, and then you can't wait to get back to your silly careers.
25:25I took care of my boys.
25:27When my husband came home, there was a hot meal waiting for him on the table.
25:31He never wanted for anything.
25:33Yeah, and how did that work out for you?
25:35He had an affair and left.
25:36Damn it.
25:55I didn't realize you were still here.
26:04Have you been working this whole time?
26:05You said to get it all done today.
26:09So if there is nothing else, I would like to go home and slip into a coma.
26:13Why don't you spend the night here?
26:16I'd hate to see you out there driving when you're so exhausted.
26:20You are exhausted, right?
26:22Totally.
26:24Every part of my body hurts.
26:26Then stay.
26:27Sleep here.
26:28In the morning, I will make you bellton waffles.
26:34That will be my special thank you for all your hard work.
26:38What are you doing?
26:55I thought of another way you could thank me.
26:57You said every part of your body was sore.
27:01One part's doing okay.
27:03Okay.
27:06That's it.
27:07What's wrong?
27:08Can't do it.
27:09I can no longer keep up with you and your Woody Woodpecker sex drive.
27:12What?
27:13I'm just going to say it, okay?
27:14I'm older than you.
27:15I don't have your stamina, and I can't keep up.
27:18You?
27:18You can't keep up.
27:20I'm dating a woman who talks to waiters in French
27:22and wants to discuss a place symbolism during halftime.
27:25Intermission.
27:26You see?
27:27You're ten times smarter than me.
27:28That's why I keep sexing you up.
27:29I'm trying to keep you interested.
27:37Make no mistake.
27:40I am interested.
27:42I love when I am prattling on about the meaning of the angel.
27:46You notice the wires.
27:49You have your own way of seeing the world,
27:50and it's fun and down to earth and everything I'm not.
27:56So you're saying you like me how I am.
28:07Well, I hadn't thought of that.
28:13Yes.
28:14Very much.
28:18Now put that thing away, and let's get some rest.
28:20Hi.
28:31Who are you?
28:32Oh, I'm Jenny.
28:33I'm the new nanny.
28:35Ah!
28:36Isn't it great?
28:38I offered her a little more money, and she took the job.
28:42She's the one with the boobs, remember?
28:45Yeah.
28:46You're welcome.
28:46Lynette, can I talk to you upstairs for a minute?
28:51Okay.
28:55I'll be right up.
28:57Oh?
28:58Okay.
29:05So?
29:06Great news about Jen, huh?
29:08Yeah.
29:09I just fired her.
29:11What?
29:12You had no right to do that.
29:14And you had no right to make my mother feel unwelcomed in my house.
29:18She just wanted to be a part of this family.
29:20Tom, I love your mother, and if this were 1955,
29:23I would be so on board with her parenting techniques,
29:25but I will not let her raise our children and turn out like...
29:28Well, well, finish that sentence.
29:30Turn out like me?
29:31No, no, I didn't say that.
29:33But wait, let's be honest.
29:36When we first met, you thought there were only two roles for women,
29:39making a cake or jumping out of one.
29:41I'm sorry.
29:42I just don't want her here.
29:43For our entire marriage, you have been the one to make the decision.
29:45I'm going back to work.
29:47I'm hiring an aunt.
29:48This time, I am making the decision.
29:50She stays.
29:55Okay, boys and girls, gather up your supplies and put them away.
29:58See you tomorrow.
30:03Maxine, I can't talk now.
30:04I'm away.
30:04Look, I know I fired you, but if you like, I'm willing to offer you another chance.
30:11Why?
30:12Well, this guy keeps calling.
30:13He really wants a private session with you,
30:16and he's starting to offer some serious money.
30:19Come on, what do you say?
30:20How serious are we talking?
30:26Thank you so much for coming.
30:28I cannot tell you what it means to me.
30:30Yeah, yeah.
30:30Are you going to be singing any songs about a woman who's a backstabbing bitch?
30:34We are really looking forward to it, Emma.
30:36Good luck.
30:37Thanks.
30:39Would you get over it already?
30:41Why don't we go sit down with our friends?
30:42No!
30:43Sick of Lynette making those Serrano de Bergerac jokes.
30:46Whoever she was.
30:47He, and maybe they are just teasing you.
30:50Well, it's not funny.
30:51My thing was my natural beauty.
30:53Like, Susan's an artist.
30:55Lynette's a great businesswoman.
30:56Bree's a perfect homemaker.
30:57I was the beautiful one.
30:59Now I'm just the plastic one.
31:04And there's the woman who's to blame.
31:07Man, I'd love to smack that smile right off her face.
31:10Which, by the way, has been pulled so tight it would probably smack me back.
31:13I forgot what it was like walking into a room on your arm.
31:18I like it.
31:19Baby, I think you are the one they were staring at.
31:21Oh, well, this doesn't hurt.
31:28Hey, Gabby.
31:30I didn't know it should be here.
31:33Okay, I don't know what you heard, but it's all crap.
31:36Don't lie.
31:37That'll make it grow again.
31:38Tell Doug Perry it's on the house.
31:48I'll do it.
31:59It's on the house.
32:00Oh, by the way, she slept with your lawyer.
32:03Enjoy the show.
32:04Bye.
32:08Is that true?
32:12Well, the thing about that is...
32:16Ladies and gentlemen, the Smokehouse Lounge is proud to present...
32:20Emma Graham.
32:24Woo, Emma!
32:29In the word.
32:30Hey, hey, hey, hey, get the claws off the Versace.
32:33Why the hell would you tell him that?
32:35Well, you know, me and my big nose.
32:36This is my marriage we're talking about.
32:39This Trump's your stupid nose.
32:40Oh, whatever, they're both fake.
32:41What do you know?
32:42You're nothing but a boring housewife.
32:44Shut up!
32:44Whose life is so pathetic, you've got crap all over mine.
32:47I'm pathetic?
32:48Hey, what do you call a girl who sleeps with a guy for eight million dollars?
33:01I'm gonna kill you!
33:02You are!
33:03You're disgusting!
33:06Ladies, please!
33:10I will never forgive you for this!
33:12Sure you will.
33:12I'll just buy you a sapphire ring.
33:14Oh, you like my ring?
33:15Get ready to smell it!
33:18Oh, my nose, my nose, my nose, my nose!
33:21Oh!
33:22Oh!
33:22Oh!
33:22Oh!
33:22Oh!
33:22Oh!
33:23Oh!
33:23Oh!
33:23Oh!
33:23Oh!
33:23Oh!
33:24Oh!
33:24Oh!
33:24Oh!
33:25Oh!
33:26Oh!
33:26Oh!
33:27Oh!
33:27Oh!
33:28Oh!
33:29Oh!
33:30Oh!
33:31Oh!
33:31Oh!
33:32Oh!
33:32Oh!
33:33Oh!
33:36Didn't think I'd hear from you again.
33:38Look, I've been thinking about everything that's happened.
33:41Look, you slept with someone, I slept with someone.
33:44Maybe we should just call it even.
33:47Really?
33:48Yeah.
33:49I mean, that's what we both want, right?
33:52Thank you, dear.
33:53Thank you, dear.
34:06I am so sorry for saying those things about your husband.
34:22I appreciate that.
34:23I appreciate that.
34:24And I'm sorry if I crossed some sort of line.
34:28No.
34:29It just felt so nice to feel useful again.
34:33You are useful.
34:34And I really need you here, especially when I go back to work.
34:40You know, the kitchen is my favorite room in the house.
34:44And the family sits together here.
34:45You get to cook for them and make them happy.
34:49And I just don't understand why you would ever want to give all that up to go out there.
34:54It's just who I am.
34:55Mom?
34:56The baby's crying.
34:57Oh.
34:58Well, she's probably hungry.
34:59Yummy.
35:00I'm so sorry.
35:01It's just who I am.
35:04It's just who I am.
35:07Mom?
35:08The baby's crying.
35:09Oh.
35:10Well, she's probably hungry.
35:11Oh.
35:12Oh.
35:13Oh.
35:14Oh.
35:15Oh.
35:16Oh.
35:19Oh.
35:20Oh.
35:21Oh.
35:22Oh.
35:23Oh.
35:24Sorry.
35:25What's your name again?
35:26I'm Penny.
35:29And do you live here?
35:40Hi.
35:41Hi.
35:42I'm not really used to apologizing, but here are some chocolates.
35:47I haven't touched a car since 1985, but thank you.
35:51Believe it or not, I was actually on my way over to apologize to you.
35:56I don't know what came over me.
35:59Look, I still feel you deserve better than that guy, but I had no right to screw with your marriage. It's your life.
36:06Doug called this morning.
36:07Doug called this morning.
36:08He said he still wants me back.
36:09Oh.
36:10Wow.
36:11Wow.
36:12And I said no.
36:13Seriously?
36:14He said we could pretend it never happened, and I thought of all the things I pretended never happened over the years.
36:23You're right, Gabby.
36:24I needed to open my eyes.
36:26Okay, well, before I take credit for this, are you sure this is what you want?
36:31Yes.
36:32And thank you.
36:34Out of all the women, you were the only one who had the guts to tell me the truth.
36:38You're a real friend.
36:40And I'll take that over a sapphire ring any day.
36:46You're keeping the ring, right?
36:47Oh, hell yeah.
37:10Hello?
37:13Is anyone there?
37:18Oh.
37:19Hi.
37:21Are you shy, too?
37:23Well, that's okay.
37:24So am I.
37:26Why don't you start with just, uh, telling me your name?
37:31I think you know my name.
37:33Oh!
37:34Oh!
37:38I'm still here, Susan.
37:40I'm glad you put your robe on.
37:57I hate to see you debasing yourself.
38:01What do you want?
38:03I'd like your house, and I'm willing to pay a very fair price for it.
38:08Yeah, Mike told me about that.
38:11It's not for sale.
38:12Susan.
38:13It seems to me a lot of things are for sale.
38:16Your body.
38:17Your honor.
38:19Your reputation.
38:21The house would seem to be the smallest of those things.
38:24Were you threatening me?
38:25Are you threatening me?
38:26I'm simply saying it would be terribly unfortunate if anyone were to find out what I already know.
38:32I mean, I was shocked.
38:35I can only imagine what your husband and son would think.
38:37You son of a bitch.
38:38It's a lot to take in.
38:39I know.
38:40Why don't you take a couple of days to think about it?
38:41I'd hate for you to feel that I was pressuring you.
38:42He knew what he was doing was wrong.
38:43He knew it was very dangerous.
38:44He knew the risks if people found out.
38:45But Paul Young wanted to punish those who had betrayed him.
38:46So he had a plan that would set neighbor against him.
38:47He knew the risks if people found out.
38:52But Paul Young wanted to punish those who had betrayed him.
38:55He knew what he was doing was wrong.
39:00He knew it was very dangerous.
39:04He knew the risks if people found out.
39:07But Paul Young wanted to punish those who had betrayed him.
39:12So he had a plan that would set neighbor against neighbor, and friend against friend.
39:19and it was a plan that was going to succeed.