Aired (May 3, 2025): Sa edad na 14, nag-Japan mag-isa si Boobsie—hindi para magbakasyon, kundi para magtrabaho at makatulong sa pamilya. Bata pa lang, hustler na! #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00When I was in Japan, I was probably 10 or 12 years old.
00:05I was a young kid.
00:08Now, one time, we had a couple of exes.
00:15So, I met my mom because I was a kid.
00:19She saw me from a place where Jane was there.
00:25She was there.
00:28What did you say?
00:30If I didn't go away, I was a kid.
00:33I was a kid.
00:35I was a kid.
00:36I was a kid.
00:37No, no, no.
00:38Until now, no, no.
00:40No, no, no, no.
00:41Wow!
00:43No, no, no, no.
00:46First time, I was a kid.
00:48But I was a kid.
00:50Yes.
00:51Sometimes I misinterpreted the kids.
00:54Eh, makulit.
00:55Masalbahe yan.
00:56Hindi nila alam na may batang naturalesang makulit lang.
00:59Actually, 14.
01:00Bata pa yun, di ba?
01:02Nasa Japan ako, may black eye ako.
01:04Bakit?
01:05Kasi nga yung kinember chuchu.
01:08Okay.
01:09Riot-rayot nung araw.
01:10Okay po.
01:11Oo.
01:12May ganun-ganun.
01:13Ang aga nito.
01:14Wow!
01:15Sige, daanan na natin.
01:1614 years old ka nung ikaw ay bumiyahi for the first time.
01:19So, would you say ang mga batang kanal na kagaya natin maagang dumidiskarte?
01:24Yes.
01:25Talagang mas ano ko yung mabigyan ng maayos na pamumuhayang.
01:29Kami.
01:30Mm-mm.
01:31Desisyon mo to.
01:32Desisyon ko to.
01:33Ikaw ang talaga at 14.
01:34Hindi sinabi ni Armat.
01:35Oo.
01:36Ay, hindi.
01:37Kasi nga dahil nga ma-ano ko, ma-brainy-brainy si Watashi.
01:41Yes.
01:42Tapos mag-galawgaw.
01:45Opo.
01:46Nakita ako ng nanay ng kaklase ko.
01:48Mm-hmm.
01:49Sabi niya pwede kang mag-Japan.
01:51Kasi malaki ang bulas ko eh.
01:52As 14 years old.
01:53Hindi alat na, na baguets.
01:54Hindi alat ang baguets.
01:55Baguets, o.
01:56Sabi ko, sige po, try ko.
01:58Tapos, 2 days nun, pa-alis na ako.
02:02ARB to, di ba?
02:03Mag-aano ka muna ng ARB.
02:04Ay, nalaman ng mama ko na.
02:06Anong ka-alis ka pa muna ng Japan.
02:08Hindi mo ba alam.
02:09Sinasinara mo buhay mo.
02:10Ay, kung maano ka doon.
02:11Ganyan-ganyan-ganyan.
02:12Mga yakuza, ganun-ganun.
02:13Ay, ma.
02:14Nakapag-ano na ako.
02:16Nakapag-cash.
02:17Ano eh.
02:18Cash advance na akong 20,000 eh.
02:19Kung ayaw nyong, ano, mag-Japan ako, di balik nyo na lang yung 20.
02:23O, basta mag-iingat ka.
02:26Kay tita pala napunta yung 20.
02:28Maunaway naman pala.
02:29Saka 20,000, malaki na rin yun.
02:31Malaking pera ang 20,000.
02:32Malaking pera ng 20,000, no?
02:34Ano na yan, 90s na to, no?
02:35Kasi ang lapad nung araw, nasa 2-7 pa lang.
02:38Yes.
02:392-7 ang lapad noon.
02:40Pero mura pa ang mga bilihin.
02:42Malayo nararating.
02:43Alam na, alam ko yun.
02:44Japanera nanay ko din eh.
02:46Ito na, Di.
02:47Nandun na ako.
02:48Airport na ako.
02:49Siyempre yung mga magulang natin.
02:50Iyako.
02:51O, siyempre.
02:52Naka.
02:54Long distance, ah.
02:55Tawag, tawag.
02:56Alahas at saka relos.
02:58Kala ko tawag.
02:59Tawag ka.
03:00Ganun yung ano nung araw.
03:02O taas nung nag-Japan ako nung 14 years old,
03:05dahil nga kabataan mo,
03:07ikaw yung nagnanumber one.
03:10Ang dami kong naging hapon noon.
03:12Ano ko eh.
03:14Mga 14 to 16,
03:16ang hapon ko ng araw, tatlo-tatlo.
03:19O, di ba?
03:20Umuwi ng Pilipinas.
03:21Pero walang kemi yun ha?
03:22Opo.
03:23Madiskarte lang tayo nung mga
03:25mga panahon na yun.
03:27Kaya,
03:28ang dami ko rin naging bahay.
03:30Ang dami ko naging properties.
03:32Pero dahil nga,
03:33nalulong tayo sa hindi magandang kinembular.
03:36Opo.
03:37O, yun.
03:38Ibig sabihin, gulong.
03:39Gulong ang buhay.
03:40Paikot-ikot.
03:41Minsan nasa taas,
03:42Minsan nasa baba.
03:44Tanong ko lang po,
03:45kasi 14 eh.
03:46Ako, takot ako mag-travel talaga.
03:48Takot ako yung parang,
03:49makipag-usap na hindi ko na rin kalahi.
03:51So, medyo natatakot ako.
03:53Yung mga panahon na yun,
03:54hindi ka rin ba na takot?
03:55Na parang,
03:56ah, game na to.
03:57Wala nang takot-takot to.
03:58Kasi 14.
03:59Bago ka naman,
04:00bago naman kasi umalis nung mga time na yun,
04:02yung mga tinatawag na Japayuki.
04:04Opo.
04:05Nag-aaral muna kami.
04:06Okay.
04:07Kailangan ng N5.
04:08Mga common, oo.
04:09Ano ba?
04:10Sino ka?
04:11Ano pangalan mo?
04:12Kumbaga yung mga common na,
04:13maintindihan din nila.
04:14Paano nga ng isang dere derechong Nihongo?
04:17Ang Japanese kasi Nihongo,
04:18parang Pilipinas din.
04:19May Kapampangan,
04:20may Ilocano.
04:21Yes.
04:22Bang.
04:23Yes.
04:24Hindi lang totally Nihongo na kung ano yung nasa isa mo.
04:27Pero ang pinaka basic language is Nihongo.
04:28Nihongo.
04:29Pero meron silang mga Osaka Ben,
04:31parang halimbak.
04:32Ito ah,
04:33sa Nihongo,
04:34sa Nihongo,
04:35wari.
04:36Anong ginagawa mo?
04:38Ba't parang ginagawa mo?
04:39Kuntang ah.
04:40Parang galito.
04:41Nandi wa ta sinuko to,
04:43baka nis terano.
04:44Parang ganon.
04:45Pero meron silang Osaka Ben,
04:47yung parang matapang.
04:49Hura!
04:50Nandi sirano,
04:51nandi wa ta sinuko to,
04:52baka nis terano.
04:53Amaywa!
04:54Oh!
04:55Ben!
04:56Wait!
04:57Nakakabilib!
04:58Ang kapatalented ng batang ito.
05:00Ang kapatalented ng batang ito.
05:02Pagboses bata.
05:04Kunyari,
05:05magbo-voice over ka sa Japanese anime.
05:07Pwede, no?
05:08Kunyari,
05:09nawawala yung kalaro nila,
05:10hinahanap nila.
05:11Ganon.
05:12Tapos Japanese.
05:13Chuteza!
05:14Ima!
05:15Dokuniru no!
05:16Watashiwane!
05:17Santo hontunis!
05:18Sagastiro karusa!
05:19Hontunis!
05:20Huwak!
05:25Ang galig ni Boomsi!
05:26Ang galing!
05:28Ang galing!
05:29Ang galing!
05:30Ang galing!
05:31Talaga!
05:32Pati yung boses nyo,
05:33pati yung parang,
05:34gano'n,
05:35iba eh!
05:36Ganon yung mga ni Hongko kasi.
05:38Pwede bang inumin to?
05:39Pwede!
05:40Galing din ng kanaliyano!
05:43Katalagang binabagay namin eh!
05:45Bakit walang hamburger?
05:47Tudig lang!
05:48Nag-aanap ng hamburger yung baby!
05:50Bigyan yung hong bird!