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00:00It's like a creature!
00:02It's not a creature.
00:03Go there!
00:04Go there, Mr. Kitchen Roll!
00:06Quick!
00:07I'll just get it for you.
00:08What, do you think it's a moth?
00:09It looks very moth-like to me.
00:12You bastard!
00:16Oh, that's bait.
00:17YOLO.
00:19You always get one, don't you?
00:20What's going on here?
00:21That's my weekend ruined.
00:23I've got my king tickets.
00:25Right, I'm not watching anymore.
00:27Who shot him?
00:28Him!
00:28You!
00:29Yes!
00:30Yes!
00:30Yes!
00:31Oh, no!
00:32I like it already.
00:33Is that a ball?
00:34What is that?
00:35Oh, well, it's bleeding.
00:40I'm getting all gauzy.
00:41Well, what exciting times we live in.
00:44We made a fun farewell to Pope Francis.
00:47We enjoyed lots of great talent.
00:50It was ready to be go on BBC One.
00:53Without smartphones, the teams must survive with only essential race kit.
00:57Money belts, safety trackers, and a map.
01:01Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03Now, give us a map.
01:03I can't read a map.
01:05No, I've noticed that.
01:06I'd need, I'd need me Google Maps.
01:08You're bad enough in the car and you, and I'm driving, you say, turn left!
01:12That is left.
01:13That is left.
01:14No.
01:15You plunker!
01:16There was still plenty to learn about penguins on Disney+.
01:20One brave booze gave up wings.
01:28They fly as well, do they?
01:30No, they used to fly 65 million years ago.
01:34What happened, then?
01:35And the honeymoon period looked like it was over on E4.
01:43My biggest concern is that Ryan is not open to compromising on Lebanon.
01:48At the moment, me and Paige are going through a bit of compromise ourselves.
01:51You know, Paige wants to take the kids to Disneyland.
01:55You know, I don't.
01:56You know, we've compromised and we are going in May.
01:58I've got to say when you're going.
02:00Oh, and I'll pay.
02:07Lucky old man.
02:08How's the compromise?
02:17Derby.
02:18Now, we did the morning Easter egg hunt.
02:21The Siddiquis.
02:22So, Theodore woke, like, went to bed.
02:25And he woke me up in the middle of the night.
02:27He goes, Daddy, I had a good dream.
02:29I go, what was that dream?
02:31He goes, the Easter bunny came and I got loads of chocolate.
02:35And then he said the same to Mel when he woke up as well.
02:38And then I, like, said, oh, Theodore, I had a great dream.
02:41I go, what did you have?
02:42And I said, the Easter bunny came, gave you loads of chocolate, and you gave me half.
02:49And he started crying.
02:50On Monday night, we were all concentrating extra hard for more Edge of You See Chess action on BBC Two.
02:59To me, chess should have the same sort of culture as darts, really.
03:04You know, if somebody gets a checkmate, people are throwing pints in the air.
03:08Yeah.
03:08Everyone gets dressed up, you know.
03:10Someone's, someone's, everyone's dressed as a chess piece.
03:13Is chess even still a thing?
03:15I don't think so, you know.
03:16Where do you play chess?
03:18At a library.
03:19Where are you?
03:20How are you?
03:24Chess Masters, the end game.
03:26You'll be surprised how into it you get.
03:30Will I?
03:32I've never played chess.
03:34I love noughts and crosses.
03:36It's not chess.
03:38It's similar, though.
03:39It's not.
03:40It is.
03:41It's really not.
03:42The pressure is on as our runners-up return to the hall to face a unique elimination round.
03:49Runners-up.
03:50Runners-up.
03:51They've already felt the taste of loss.
03:54So they're going to be even hungrier for it.
03:56Your next game is going to be special.
03:58Ooh, why?
03:59You will be taking on an England international.
04:02Ooh.
04:02Ooh.
04:03Grace, that's not feared, is it?
04:05A chess Olympian and the most feared player in the country.
04:08God, a feared chess player?
04:10I want to see what a feared chess player looks like.
04:11I'm like an old guy with a long beard.
04:13Please welcome nine-year-old prodigy.
04:16Nine?
04:16Nine!
04:17Nine!
04:17Bodnar 700.
04:21No way!
04:22Really?
04:23She can't be a chess wizard.
04:27Oh, the loxy game!
04:29That was brilliant.
04:30She looked at them like they'd been near her.
04:33She looks at them.
04:36So Bodnar's going to play all three of you at the same time.
04:39What?
04:40Shut the fuck up!
04:41She'll most likely win, so this is a game of survival.
04:46She's so funny!
04:49She keeps like a stone, Adam.
04:52Bodnar's your slot.
04:53Yeah, exactly.
04:55Your game begins when Bodnar makes her first move.
05:01Here we go.
05:01They need to be ready.
05:03She is fearsome.
05:04Oh, look at her!
05:06She's intense.
05:06She's like looking at him straight in the eye.
05:08What are you going to do?
05:09What are you going to do?
05:09What are you going to do?
05:10I'm going to have you.
05:10I'm going to have you.
05:11Navi starts with the Kingspawn opening.
05:13It's actually the most common opening in chess, so it's unlikely to surprise Bodnar.
05:17Oh, wow.
05:19Like, that is so basic.
05:21Bodnar's going to be like, really?
05:22I saw that coming.
05:24Caitlin, meanwhile, has chosen the Sicilian defence.
05:27Sicilian defence.
05:28Preventing White from fully controlling the centre, showing she's up for a fight.
05:32She's up for a fight.
05:34Well, looks of it, she definitely is.
05:35It's quite funny, because she's got a cutesy little dress on, but boy, does she mean business.
05:39Oh, you can't be fooled by a cute dress.
05:42No.
05:42In contrast, Lula has gone for the French defence.
05:45This is known to be a solid opening.
05:47That means nothing to me, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
05:52On board, too, after castling her king into the corner for protection, Caitlin has some element of control.
05:57Caitlin's got no control, mate.
05:59She just likes to think she has.
06:01Caitlin, nice and calm.
06:03I think this is a very good strategic report from Caitlin here.
06:07The Death Star from Bodnar.
06:08The Death Star.
06:10Yeah.
06:10I like to grip my teeth when I do a Death Star, which was, like, oh, God.
06:17And it wasn't long before we saw Bodnar, preparing to make her deadly moves.
06:23We're going to see three checkmates.
06:25Three checkmates!
06:28What's happening?
06:30Checkmates.
06:32Caitlin.
06:32Oh!
06:33Caitlin's gone.
06:35Lula.
06:36Checkmate.
06:37All of them?
06:38That's incredible.
06:39Just checkmate, main winner.
06:41Yeah.
06:41Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
06:43Yeah.
06:43Bodnar, come up here, my lovely.
06:45Guys, do you want to come up and join us?
06:47How was that for you?
06:48That was good.
06:49Did you enjoy it?
06:50Yeah.
06:51That was easy.
06:51Can we give a round of applause for the extraordinary Bodnar?
06:55Thank you, my lovely.
06:56Yeah, don't patronise me.
06:57Where's my car?
06:59Off back to me trailer.
07:00I would never get over that.
07:02I would never, ever get over it again being my child.
07:05I'd be, I'd remember Bodnar.
07:07Would I?
07:08She'll be in my nightmare.
07:10She's obviously like a prodigy, innit?
07:12Yes.
07:13Did you ever get prodigy vibes from any of us?
07:15Not necessarily chess, but anything else?
07:18No, I think when I, you know, when father goes in and looks at the child.
07:22I'd have a straightaway that moment.
07:25What's happening?
07:30In Leeds.
07:32The other day, I picked Ezra up from childminders, brought him home, pulled him to drive.
07:38There's a fire engine on our street.
07:39Oh, yeah.
07:40Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
07:42There were a fireman sat in the passenger side, and he waved at me.
07:46And so we waved back.
07:47So then he got out of the fire engine, came round to the front of the fire engine, and
07:53oh my God, wow, he was the sexiest fireman I have ever seen.
08:01No way.
08:03Anyway, then, who drives down the street in the work van?
08:08Wow.
08:08I'm talking to the fireman, yeah?
08:10Nat and his work friends.
08:12He says that they were all pissing themselves, going, hey, look at your lass flirting with
08:15fireman.
08:16And that went, that ain't a fireman, that's a stripper.
08:21On Wednesday night, the globe-trusting journey of a lifetime returned to our screens on BBC
08:27One.
08:28It's back.
08:29What are you doing?
08:30Dress off the world.
08:31It starts in China this time.
08:36Great Wall of China, Mary.
08:38You can see that from space, I reckon.
08:40Yeah, they do say that.
08:42I've walked that.
08:43I've walked that.
08:44That's that, that, that.
08:45I've walked, Simon.
08:47This is going to be the longest episode of Racecourse World I think I've ever watched.
08:52Just north of Beijing, overlooking the village of Wangwa-Cheng.
08:58Say there.
08:59Is when our race begins.
09:02That's where it starts.
09:04Oh, I bet some of the food you could get doing it, if doing this in China would be belting.
09:08Set for an imminent departure.
09:11Teenage couple, Finn and Seanan.
09:13Teenage couple?
09:14Oh, bloody, they're brave, aren't they?
09:16Experience in the world is just top of our list, isn't it?
09:19Oh, the babies aren't there.
09:21I've got knickers older than them.
09:23I hope they make it to the end.
09:25Being from a small town in Wales, we think it's a good challenge for us.
09:28Fingers crossed.
09:29For the Welsh.
09:30Yeah?
09:31Come on.
09:31Floating towards the starting line.
09:33Oh, looks like we're arriving.
09:35We got here.
09:36Elizabeth and younger sister, Letitia.
09:39Sisters?
09:40I could never do this with you, Amira.
09:42Honestly.
09:43I can't.
09:44Do you know how good I am abroad?
09:46I think we're going to have an advantage, because we're well-traveled in different parts
09:50of the world.
09:52I'm well-traveled in Spain.
09:55The first checkpoint.
09:59Clinging to the slopes of the Huayu Mountains for over 500 years, Wangling Village.
10:05How picturesque is that place?
10:07I just say, can I have a taxi to Wangling Village?
10:10To reach the checkpoint, teams will have to navigate the first 100 kilometres through
10:14sprawling suburbs to the heart of Beijing.
10:17Beijing.
10:18I've heard of that.
10:19Good.
10:20I'm pleased.
10:21Do you know English?
10:23Beijing.
10:23Bus to Beijing.
10:26No, she doesn't understand.
10:27Why are you asking that old lady at her stall?
10:30She's not going to know.
10:31Just make a sound of a bus, doesn't it?
10:37Wow, there really is a language barrier, isn't there?
10:39Hello.
10:40Yep.
10:40Oh, shit.
10:41There's a language barrier.
10:44You're not in Spain now, Wang.
10:46Oh, he switched on for 18.
10:48Yeah.
10:48A bit later, we caught up with the two teams, Letitia and Elizabeth.
10:53Beijing.
10:54What's your giant, uh, do you know?
10:55Oh, well, they'll be all right.
10:59She knows a bit of Chinese.
11:00And current race leaders, Finn and Seanette.
11:03I could do it with some food.
11:04You'll be all right there, because you like Chinese sport, isn't it?
11:08And with the same two pairs out in front, the race was on for the first checkpoint.
11:13To reach Wang Ling, teams must ascend into the mountains via cable car.
11:18But, Matt, you wouldn't get on that, would you?
11:21No chance.
11:22I can't like this.
11:22I love the cable car.
11:24Their only option to reach the village and the checkpoint.
11:27I think it's going to be close.
11:31Cable car entrance.
11:33Should we just go?
11:34Let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:36Is it going to be in the lead, surely?
11:38Here we go.
11:39They're in the cable car, Soph.
11:40Take cable car.
11:43B.
11:43B.
11:45B.
11:45Oh.
11:46Oh, were they on the wrong cable car?
11:48Oh, no.
11:51Oh, no.
11:53Red row one, that's eight.
11:54That's it.
11:55They're going to have to get to the top and then go back down.
12:01We want to get there as soon as possible.
12:02We've wasted too much time today.
12:04Cable car entrance.
12:05Yeah, get on, get on, get on.
12:07Have them two got the right cable car?
12:09Cable car B.
12:10B?
12:11Right.
12:11B.
12:12Oh, they've asked for B.
12:13Oh, well done, you two spring chickens.
12:15Continue through the ancient village and find the first checkpoint, Hwangling, Shaiqui Hotel.
12:24Shaiqui?
12:25Sounds posh.
12:26This place just keeps on going.
12:28I feel like we're just getting nowhere.
12:29Oh, my goodness.
12:30How on earth are they going to find it, nothing?
12:32Where's the hotel?
12:35Great, great.
12:36Oh, Natish is asking for directions.
12:38Clever girl.
12:39Clever girl.
12:39I feel like they're not far apart.
12:41I think they're very near to each other.
12:43That way.
12:46Shaiqui?
12:48Kiwi?
12:49Kiwi.
12:50Shaiqui.
12:51Shaiqui, love.
12:53Clek, clek, clek, clek, clek.
12:54Oh!
12:55Who's going to get there first?
12:58Welcome to B.
12:59Oh, my days.
13:02Moment of truth.
13:03Please slain it.
13:04Oh, how did you open it?
13:05I was too scared, actually.
13:06Can you help?
13:06Finn and Sean it, have they got there first?
13:11Oh!
13:11Oh, my God.
13:14Oh, it's the girls.
13:16Listen to Elizabeth.
13:17They've done it.
13:17Oh, well done.
13:18Even though they've all stuck with a cable car.
13:22Oh.
13:23Wow, fair place then.
13:24Well done.
13:24Oh, well, they're not far behind it, are they?
13:28They've got a walk.
13:28There's going to be another part of it where you get to go through Wales and they can speak Welsh.
13:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:40In who?
13:41Hey, guess what?
13:42What's that?
13:42Guess what I got through the post?
13:44All the way from Cyprus.
13:45Really?
13:46Yeah.
13:47Best friends, Jenny and Lee.
13:51What's that?
13:52A fucking Easter egg, exactly.
13:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:57Come through the post.
13:58He sent me an Easter egg, come here, put it in a bastard box.
14:02It is in a box.
14:04This week, Netflix reminded us that love conquers all with its romantic dating series.
14:12Oh, shit.
14:13Is there a real sore at eye?
14:15Oh, Marnie, this is my favourite, favourite dating show ever, ever, ever.
14:20I'm not even joking.
14:23I love love on the spectrum.
14:28You will love this, Jenny.
14:29You will love this.
14:31I'm hoping that I'll learn a bit more.
14:33Love on the spectrum.
14:34I love a dating show.
14:36You should threaten that with it.
14:37If you don't propose to you, you're going to go on a dating show.
14:41Do you know what?
14:41I was thinking about Googling the other day.
14:43What are the legal benefits to getting married?
14:45And then I can screenshot her and send her tonight and see if that persuades him.
14:51Hello.
14:52Hello.
14:52Oh, I love her.
14:54Abby.
14:55I'm so glad Abby's back.
15:00I love them.
15:01They're so in love.
15:02They went on a trip to Africa.
15:03Did they?
15:04Yeah, because they both love the Lion King.
15:05So Abby's been with us since season one, and she had a black day with David, and they've
15:10been together since then.
15:12Oh, that's so cute.
15:13Yeah.
15:13How important is David to you, Abby?
15:15He's very important.
15:16He's my closest friend, and I've never had a close friend before David.
15:20He's the closest friend I've ever had in my life.
15:23I used to say that about you.
15:26What's that?
15:27You were my closest friend, because we met so young.
15:30Yeah.
15:31Yeah.
15:31We found each other.
15:32We found each other.
15:34We did.
15:34Abby and David are celebrating their third-year anniversary.
15:37God, they've done well.
15:39I've never made it to three years.
15:40I know, babe.
15:41So Abby has been working on a song for David.
15:45It's a dedication song.
15:47What if it's shite, and David's got to sit there and pretend he likes it?
15:49Well, what if it isn't, and David loves it?
15:51The biggest part is thinking where she started and where she is now.
15:57Oh, and Mom's so proud.
15:59And I think about who she was when she was 10.
16:02She couldn't do what other kids did.
16:04She couldn't talk like them.
16:06She was no verbal when she was 10.
16:07Oh, look how fast she's called.
16:09That's what we think.
16:10We were hoping that Ronnie, at least when he gets older, I know he can't speak very much
16:15now, but you know that it's how much he's improving.
16:18Improving, yes.
16:19Three years.
16:20Three wonderful years.
16:22How has it been?
16:23He looks fantastic.
16:26Very John Travolta.
16:27Yes.
16:28Is she drinking wine and he's drinking milk?
16:31I am fond of a pint of milk.
16:33It's lovely.
16:33David?
16:34Yeah?
16:34I have a special surprise for you.
16:36A surprise?
16:37For me?
16:38Here we go.
16:39Oh, come on.
16:40This is it.
16:41Come on.
16:41I have written you a special song.
16:44This is for you, David.
16:47Easy.
16:49Oh, yeah.
16:50Oh, bro.
16:50She's good barking.
16:51Wow.
16:52This is like my worst nightmare.
16:56Come on, Ab.
16:57I'm not going to be bad, kid.
16:59You're the lion to my lioness.
17:02Oh.
17:03The milk to my chardonnay.
17:06The milk to my chardonnay.
17:08Is that what they're drinking there now?
17:09They said, Abbie's got bars.
17:11My prince charming doesn't bring me flowers.
17:14He knows I'd rather have gummy bears any day.
17:19He says, colors and numbers, now I know the world.
17:22I love you so much.
17:24A cheaper alternative.
17:26I like that.
17:26I wish Paige was into gummy bears and not flowers.
17:28Well, you just like the cash equivalent, don't you?
17:31You support me and I'll always be here for you.
17:37To...
17:39This is a bit of a toe-topper, this.
17:41Why am I crying already?
17:44You'll get this on tape for the three-wheel valve.
17:47You can name every animal at the zoo.
17:49You couldn't name every animal at the zoo, couldn't you, Nuts?
17:52This is a good song.
17:54But I was kind of nervous to meet someone new
17:58And then I got used to knowing you
18:01Yeah!
18:03That's so well thought out.
18:05Are you crying?
18:06Hello, you're back.
18:07I know sometimes I'm in my head
18:10But when I'm with you, I'm in the world instead
18:14Oh, that's just so cute.
18:16What?
18:17Sometimes I'm in my head
18:18But when I'm with you, I'm in the world instead
18:21Will you be my boyfriend forever?
18:25Will you be my boyfriend forever?
18:28Will you be my brother forever?
18:30Sorry, that's not an actual banner.
18:33That's an anthem.
18:34Will you be my boyfriend forever?
18:37Will you be my boyfriend forever?
18:40I heard you the first time.
18:43Will you be my boyfriend forever?
18:44Forever?
18:44Will you be my boyfriend forever?
18:48Will you be my boyfriend forever?
18:50Will you be my boyfriend forever?
18:51I wanna be your girlfriend forever?
18:54Oh, thank God Simon Cowell's not in the vicinity
19:00Because he'll be looking like a turt like sumo
19:03Oh, she never had fucking Louis Walsh rugby tackling it
19:05No, that was absolutely amazing
19:08Just listening to the melodies in her voice
19:11Like, she's up here and then she's down there
19:13And she's just controlling it lyrically so well
19:17Really, I take my hats off to her
19:19Fuck it hell, Sean
19:21Honestly, it's a delight to listen to
19:23I feel privileged, honestly
19:25It's lovely
19:26I'm actually dead romantic
19:28I run Paige a bath last night
19:30Asked if she'd moved all the wood out of the back garden
19:33Onto the drive
19:33In Manchester
19:38Happy birthday to you
19:42Happy birthday dear Tom
19:46Happy birthday to you
19:51Give them a lot
19:52Look, he's even got the dog on
19:54Can't be a bit of a, eh?
19:55Yeah
19:56So, because it's your birthday cake
19:59Where would you like your slice from?
20:01There
20:01There, and how big do you want your slice?
20:04That's it
20:05This week, the zombies were back
20:09Making a meal out of the apocalypse on Sky Atlantic
20:12We're looking forward to this, you know
20:14First series of Last of Us was epic
20:16Thing is, we should start panic buying
20:19Tinder spam and bottles of water
20:21I just want to be got straight away
20:23I wouldn't want to survive
20:25You don't want to have to try and survive zombie apocalypse
20:28No, I'd just embrace it
20:30Yeah, just lean it off
20:32I'd lean into it
20:33Yeah
20:33I know what you mean
20:34Getting the heebie-jeebies already
20:41So dare you
20:42Okay
20:42Everybody has been talking about this
20:44Saying how good it is
20:45Well, I'm not very funny
20:47Nothing's good about a zombie
20:48No, but
20:49My nana's got the same phobia
20:51I used to do this to her
20:53Don't do it
20:55Because I think I know what you're going to do
20:57Just don't do it
20:58But, like, hello
20:59Oh, God
21:00And my nana actually used to, like, say
21:04Please don't do that around you, nana
21:06Because I'm really frightened
21:07And that's it
21:08Okay, nana
21:09What is it?
21:15Ew, what is that?
21:17Is this what you look like after you've been bitten?
21:22Oh, I had a fight with a bear
21:23How many infected does it take to bring down a bear?
21:28Check out the van
21:29Oh, there's blood on the van
21:30It's gone up on the roof, gone inside
21:32So you think Hungry Boy's still alive in there?
21:34Fucking hope so
21:35They're so confident, aren't they, these two?
21:37Like, we can take these zombies
21:38They're not going to go in
21:39You can hear them inside
21:44Do they react to noise?
21:54Yeah
21:54But they're blind
21:56So they can't see you
21:57But they're reacting to noise, isn't it?
21:58I'm good at creeping about
21:59I can always sneak in the kitchen pretty well
22:01With no one knowing
22:02We hear you in the fridge, Sean
22:04Don't you worry
22:04Shit, Jeffrey
22:12Oh, here we go, Dave
22:14That's a zombie, that's a zombie
22:17What's she doing with the zombie?
22:21She's going to break it as an actor
22:22Oh, my God
22:27Really, Ken?
22:30Oh, my God
22:33Oh, look at it
22:35Oh, she's touching it
22:39Oh, God, I've had it stink
22:42Oh, you were a big bugger, weren't they?
22:47Okay, one more down
22:48What'd you get, Ben?
22:49Have to show you the vase
22:50Nice today
22:51Nice
22:53Right
22:54Now is not the time to relax
22:56There could be another one round the corner
22:58Oh, God
22:59Before we leave, you've got to check out the employees
23:01Oh, my God
23:02Oh, my God
23:03Ground floor
23:05Fucking hell
23:06That's right
23:07A bit more than the zombie
23:08Oh, well, if there's any more in there
23:10They're coming
23:10Are you OK?
23:16I'm good
23:17No, you're not
23:17You're not
23:18I think you need to get out
23:20Bob, stay quiet, Bob
23:26Did you hear that?
23:30Oh, what was it and where is it?
23:36Ow
23:36There was something moving
23:37Did you see that?
23:38It was there
23:39It was crawling
23:40It's going the same way
23:45Yeah, but it looks like an animal
23:47It doesn't look like
23:48It does
23:48She's in the way
23:49I can't see around her
23:51Oh, there he was again
23:56And again
23:56She's being stalked
23:58Oh, no, no, no, no, no
24:00Ah!
24:04She's going to turn the corner
24:09And it's going to be there
24:11It's going to be there
24:11There it is
24:18Ooh, there it is
24:19That sounds half human, half
24:21It does, doesn't it?
24:23Run at me, sucker
24:24It's not running at her
24:26Run at me!
24:28You run away
24:29What's going on?
24:30Where is it now?
24:35Where is it?
24:36Where is it?
24:36What has it got?
24:37It's playing with her
24:38Look, it's in there
24:42It's in there
24:43Oh, it's coming out
24:44Only turn around
24:45Turn around!
24:50Ah!
24:51What's that?
24:53It's Mingy
24:54Oh, she's a pretty one
24:55She's a pretty zombie
24:57I'm not being funny
24:58But if I brought her around
24:59I said, look at me new girl
25:00Look at me new girlfriend
25:02You won't be going
25:03Oh, she's pretty
25:04God, it's gone
25:09This thing's a ninja
25:10Look at this zombie's violent
25:20Oh, my God, bitch
25:21Get off me
25:22Get off me
25:25Get off me
25:26Get off me
25:26Get off me
25:27Oh, freaking hell
25:28Get off me
25:29Oh, she's shocked
25:32Oh, good girl
25:33Jesus
25:34Oh, freaking hell
25:39She's got hope now
25:40That nobody sees her
25:41I'm glad I'm not a zombie
25:42That was the worst thing
25:43I've ever seen
25:44In my whole entire life
25:45This is why you don't
25:46Go dicking about
25:46In abandoned old buildings
25:48In a zombie apocalypse
25:49You're asking for it
25:51In my opinion
25:52Exactly
25:53Sorry home
26:02So how's the poncho going then
26:05Neat?
26:05Oh, your villa
26:06Your villa poncho
26:07Yeah
26:07Do you want to try it on?
26:09Teresa
26:09And her wife
26:10Anita
26:11Okay
26:12I can't say this
26:12It's very early days
26:13Oh, it's just like a bib
26:15At the moment
26:16Well, that's good
26:17It has a dual purpose
26:18It can catch your drops as well
26:20Oh
26:20You could just leave it at that
26:22Actually
26:22Like a little
26:23The idea is to keep you warm
26:26So we can turn the heating down
26:27In the winter
26:28Yeah
26:28So is it going to take you
26:30Till the winter
26:31Till it's finished?
26:31Probably, yes
26:32Yeah, yeah
26:32On Friday
26:33It was business as usual
26:35On ITV1
26:37Good Friday today
26:38I know
26:39I've got fish fingers
26:40Have you?
26:42Whoopie doll
26:43I bet you there's no mention
26:45Of religion at all
26:47It'll all be about consumption
26:49Eggs and things like that
26:51And probably
26:52Bannies
26:53Easter bannies
26:53Just sex toys
26:55So rare
26:56Oh, Sam
27:00Yes
27:01It's Friday
27:02This is what I love about
27:04Dermot and Alison
27:04They don't mess about
27:06Bann-Colored it
27:06They're still at the coal phase
27:07Tracking on
27:08Yeah
27:09It shows the commitment
27:10Or the strength
27:12Of the contract obligations
27:13We are making a man today
27:15Who says
27:15The plants can sing
27:16And is here to play their music
27:18It's Joey
27:19I know him
27:20Oh my God
27:21Joey, Dean
27:22It is so lovely to have you here
27:23Thank you for having me here
27:24How are you?
27:25You'd think if plants could sing
27:27That every time you mow the lawn
27:29You'd hear them screaming
27:30Joey, how'd you get into this?
27:32Um, so actually
27:33It all started
27:34I went to Bali
27:35Oh, it always starts on a gap year
27:38Sure, lots of people have heard the plants singing in Bali
27:40Absolutely
27:40I had something called strobe light therapy
27:43Which is flicker induced dream sting
27:46Oh, yeah
27:48During this session
27:49I had a dream of
27:51A tree basically teaching me
27:53How to collaborate
27:53And reconnect with nature
27:55Dermot looks like
27:56When pages don't want to go at me
27:57You know
27:58I'm there
27:59But it's not going in
28:00You've got a range of plants
28:03I do
28:03They've all got their own rhythm
28:05They've all got their own song
28:06Yeah
28:06Really?
28:07I do a group
28:08Like plants
28:10Some plants give you
28:12More than others
28:13Yeah, and actually they change constantly
28:15So what this is doing now
28:17You know, like when you listen
28:19So you can hear it
28:21It's really responsive for touch
28:25Hang on, how does that work?
28:28Yeah, but it's not singing, is it?
28:29It's not vocalising
28:30Dad's getting worn over
28:33Do you know physically what this plant is doing now
28:36When we're touching it?
28:37So actually what you're seeing here
28:38Is a reflection of what's happening inside the plant
28:41If you put that on my plants
28:43They'd be going
28:44Quite a common misconception
28:49That the plants or mushrooms are singing
28:51It's not the case
28:52They're not the singer
28:53They are the instrumentalists
28:55Oh
28:55Oh, of course
28:57Listen, credit's important on our track
28:59I had like a dancing cactus
29:01That played Mexican music
29:03Yeah, but that's not real, is it?
29:05That was battery-uprated
29:06Yeah
29:07And you're going to give us a little shot for us now, are you?
29:09Come on, let's get home
29:10Let's get company
29:11Oh, here we go, sure, listen
29:12He's playing the plants, is he?
29:14Come on, Joey
29:15Hit me up, George
29:16Oh, I quite like that
29:23Well, I mean, it's quite pleasant, isn't it?
29:26Oh, Christ, man
29:27This would do my head in
29:29Everything is kind of designed to induce you into a connection with nature
29:35That's that music that puts you to sleep when you go to bed
29:38Who's on lead vocals right now?
29:41Not working
29:42Oh, Joey, I love this
29:46Thank you
29:47I wonder what Alan Titchmash thinks
29:49I just think
29:51This is a load of bollocks, quite frankly
29:53Hey, you might be at Hardwick Live this year
29:56No, all your murders at Hardwick
29:59There's not many things about mine I don't like
30:09You'd eat anything, wouldn't you?
30:11Ah, literally
30:11Yeah
30:12I've gone worse as I've got older
30:15Dave and his wife, Shirley
30:17Remember when I ate those, I thought, those onion rings?
30:21Aye, they were squirting you
30:22You said I was wolfing them down
30:25You said to me, you said, these are lovely, these onion rings
30:31And I thought, well, I never seen onion rings when I went up there
30:35I thought, I know, she's eating, she's eating battered squid
30:39And as soon as I said, Shirley, I don't mean to be a bearer of bad news
30:44But that's battered squid
30:47You want to get?
30:48Oh, my God, I can't eat that
30:49I can't eat that
30:51I didn't eat that
30:52What the hell he's serving afterwards for?
30:53This week, we went ringside to see a couple of big chaps
30:58Pretending to wrestle on Netflix
31:01Been waiting for this for months
31:03It's go time
31:04Yeah?
31:05WrestleMania, baby
31:06Look at you two
31:08In the red corner
31:10Teddy the Junker
31:12Hurry up
31:14You're the even wrestling
31:20Now, in his final year in the ring
31:25The self-proclaimed last real champion
31:27John Cena
31:28Will attempt to overthrow the American Nightmare
31:30Cody Rhodes
31:31It's the biggest night in wrestling, this, Soph
31:33It is
31:34It's John Cena versus Cody Rhodes
31:36On John Cena's last year
31:39And if he wins this
31:41He becomes a 17-time champion
31:43Oh, here he is
31:49Here's Cody Rhodes
31:56Cody Rhodes is the current WrestleMania champion
32:00How the freak do you know so much about wrestling?
32:03Toby is a wrestling super fan
32:06So now, by proxy, I am a wrestling fan
32:08Ooh, ooh
32:12Nah, that mask is cold
32:16Nah, why did it open up my eye on my machine?
32:20Nah, that's sick
32:21Look at that leg
32:26What am I looking at? I don't know
32:28Here it goes
32:32We're off
32:33Round one
32:34Big match, John, for a reason
32:36When the locker was
32:38Yeah
32:38That's the start of every fight, isn't it?
32:43Any given night could be a John Cena night
32:45No matter how long it's been since he's got a dunk
32:48Ooh, a bit of grappling
32:49Looking well to him, John
32:50John
32:51Get stuck in, John
32:54Wait a minute
32:55Who's this, dickhead?
32:58Who the fuck's this?
32:59What are they with Travis Scott here?
33:01So Travis Scott, he's a rapper
33:02Yeah
33:03But he's also a bad guy as well
33:04So he's going to cause some kind of shenanigans
33:06Knock his teeth down, Cody
33:08You've got to be kidding
33:08Oh, is Travis going up there?
33:10Oh, he's going in
33:11Travis is actually stepping in
33:12Oh, no
33:13Oh, he's going for him
33:15I'm loving this
33:16Maybe I'm into wrestling
33:17And I didn't even know
33:18Ellie, it's not real
33:19Cody Rhodes isn't going to let that happen again
33:22Rhodes has gotten in for business
33:23Well, in my cause
33:24What is that?
33:27Oh
33:27It poached me with an ears
33:29Crash rolls
33:31Oh
33:32No, that is sick
33:34That Cody Rhodes move is cold, bro
33:37And a wrestle mania
33:38Be well, guys
33:39Be well, guys
33:40Cody Rhodes
33:42Well, you did ask for it
33:45Didn't I?
33:46I thought he was a rapper
33:47Not a wrestler
33:48Okay, clearly he's not a wrestler
33:49Cody, turn around
33:51Turn around, Cody
33:52Turn around, Cody
33:53Turn around
33:54He's behind you
33:56And he's got your belt
33:58And Cody Rhodes
34:00Cody's caught him right at the last minute
34:03Give me my belt back
34:05I want that belt
34:12No problem being a bad guy
34:15There it is
34:17Lights out
34:18Didn't say he's won
34:19George Cena is a 17-pound girl champion
34:26Oh, it's like an emotional rollercoaster my heart's going
34:29Mel won't let me watch wrestling with the kids
34:31And the weird thing is
34:33Theodore can do a textbook dropkick
34:35Really?
34:36Yeah, and I don't know who he's learnt it from
34:37It's in his genes
34:40Yes
34:41I mean, I did it in front of him one time
34:44In Blackpool
34:54Which is your favourite?
34:55If someone had a gun to your head now
34:57You have to choose a three-wheel van of the Bluebird
34:59What are you going for?
35:00The three-wheel van?
35:01Pete and his little sister Sophie
35:04Oh, I like the Bluebird
35:05I like the Bluebird
35:07But
35:07I really want
35:09I was literally about to take the three-wheel van out
35:13Because
35:13If you lift the clutch dead fast
35:15And put the accelerator on
35:17It actually lifts the front end
35:19That sounds so
35:21If you put two wags of water in the back of it
35:23It straight up like that
35:24It'll look like Snoop Dogg
35:25Oh my God
35:26Snoop Dick more like
35:28On Tuesday night
35:32Newlyweds were put to the test
35:34Down under on E4
35:36Right, you better be quiet
35:38Because maths is on
35:39We're at home stay week, aren't we?
35:42This is where you see the real
35:43This is where the real shit goes down
35:46You know, when Paige first came to stay with me
35:51She actually said to me
35:53And I felt quite bad
35:53She said, what a shithole
35:55And I said, don't worry
35:56It won't be forever
35:57You lived with me then
35:59And I still live here
36:00In the episode
36:02We caught up with couple Jackie and Ryan
36:05Do you have nice, like, blue clothes?
36:08Rich
36:09I'll just be topless all the time
36:10This is the one I'll drop to
36:12And he won't give her his jacket
36:13At the wedding
36:14Yeah, Jackie definitely has high standards
36:17Really?
36:18Very high standards that Ryan can never meet
36:21That's our problem
36:22My biggest concern is that
36:23Ryan is not open to compromising on living
36:26That she will not compromise on anything
36:28Yeah
36:29Would you be open to moving to Manly
36:32If you really liked it?
36:33Like, are you going to go into this
36:35Like, thinking, like
36:35This is Jackie's hometown?
36:37I think Jackie wants Ryan to move, doesn't she?
36:39I don't think Jackie wants to move
36:40Jackie just wants to call the shop
36:42So, welcome to Manly
36:43Does it Jackie's house?
36:46Yeah
36:46This is a great bed
36:48Your shoes are not allowed on my bed
36:49Oh, here we go
36:50Here we go
36:51House rules
36:52Hang on a minute
36:54Um, your beard isn't very manly
36:57Whoa
36:57Again with the beard
37:00Do you know how many times
37:01She's talked about this beard?
37:02That is awful
37:03Isn't it?
37:05I think your beard is manly
37:07Man is
37:08This isn't a conversation about
37:13This is a conversation about
37:16Yes it is
37:17I'd just be going
37:19Do you know what?
37:20Fucking count me out
37:22My life is way too short
37:25To be arguing as to whether I've got a fucking beard or not
37:28Ryan has suggested he and Jackie
37:31Take some time out from arguing
37:33Yeah
37:34That's a good idea
37:35Let's not argue
37:36Yeah
37:36Let's go for ice cream
37:37Skinny dipping
37:38Are you going to shave your beard off?
37:41Yeah, everything
37:42Shave your beard
37:43Well if you shave your beard off
37:45Like I want him to care about what I think
37:49I want him to buy his flowers
37:51Jackie's obsessed with flowers
37:53She basically accepts flowers
37:55Every single day
37:56Every day you have to get her flowers
37:58That's what she wants
37:59So including a pass
38:01It's $113 altogether
38:03Oh, look
38:07Who's going to take the card out?
38:09He's got to pay for the flowers at the very least
38:12You can't go to the flower shop with your boyfriend and pay for your own flowers
38:15Oh, who's going to pay for it?
38:20Is she waiting for him to pay?
38:22Oh, and he's waiting for her to pay
38:24Okay
38:25Put that on cards
38:28Oh, thank God
38:30Oh, he's paying for the flowers
38:32Well done, Ryan
38:33Thank you
38:34You're welcome
38:37See, when they're not arguing and bickering
38:40They're making a nice couple, don't they?
38:42Well, you never know
38:43Things are on the up
38:44Really?
38:49What is going on here?
38:50What are you crying for?
38:53Oh, God
38:54I'll be going to it
38:55It shouldn't be you crying
38:56It's me
38:57Muggins here
38:57Just paid $113 fucking bucks for that
39:00I'm walking out the shop with a limp
39:02Now it's time for Ryan to take charge of the homestay in his suburban slice of paradise
39:09Oh, God, now it's Ryan's turn
39:11He's got no chance for that coming here
39:13This is your post?
39:14This is mine here
39:15Oh, that's cute
39:17Cheers, nice
39:18This is his bachelor pad, though, isn't it?
39:20How's Jackie going to take it?
39:21These lights on
39:22Wow
39:25Okay
39:26Okay, it's very bachelor
39:27Oh, it's quite nice
39:29I like you better than this
39:30Come on through
39:31This is the main area
39:33Here we go, here we go
39:34What?
39:37Has she got a sword there?
39:39Oh, my God
39:39He's got a samurai sword
39:40Top this off
39:41We just did the night version goggles and that set
39:43So, yeah, so this room
39:46This is basically Rowan's room
39:47Oh, no
39:49Oh, God
39:49He's giving frot, boy
39:51Oh, my goodness
39:51It's great, Mary
39:52Isn't it?
39:56I don't think she's liking it
39:57Do you at least
39:58My carats are looking
39:59And her mouth's going
40:00Oh, it'll get me out of here
40:02She's about to cry
40:03Guarantee you
40:04She's about to cry
40:05I just think he's been alone here for seven years
40:09Crying
40:09Oh, she's crying
40:11To be fair, sweetie
40:13I would be as well
40:14Isn't even aware of how lonely he is
40:17It really reminds me of the elderly
40:19Who?
40:20The elderly
40:21The elderly
40:22He just makes me realise how lonely he is
40:29In Wiltshire
40:33Heavy-duty galvanised wheelbarrow with puncture-proof ball
40:37Designed for durability
40:40Giles and his wife
40:42The reason I can't have a normal wheelbarrow
40:45Is we've got thorns
40:48In Wiltshire, we've got thorns
40:49And sharp flints, Mary
40:52Yeah
40:53If I have a pneumatic tyre
40:55It's only a matter of days
40:57Before it goes
40:58Okay, well, listen
41:00Oh, stop it
41:03Right, I'm going to delete this
41:06Right
41:06Then it goes
41:07Oh, don't delete it
41:09I'm going to delete it
41:09If you make one more noise like that
41:11I'm doing the noise of the puncture-
41:12I don't want you to do it again
41:14Because it will annoy me
41:16And knock some more months off my life
41:19Okay
41:19This week, Bertie Gregory took a deep dive
41:22Into our favourite feathery friends on Disney Plus
41:25Oh, my God
41:26I'm one of you love penguins
41:28I do
41:28They're my favourite animal
41:29Ever
41:30Ever
41:30They're just so cute
41:31Is it penguins or penguins?
41:35Penguins or penguins?
41:36Peng
41:36Is it penguins or penguins?
41:40See, this is where you get me confused now
41:42So, penguin, not penguin
41:47Okay
41:48Penguin
41:49Yeah
41:50Come on, Gwen
41:51So, it's a secret life of penguin
41:54Yeah
41:55Oh, it's cold, eh, now
42:00Yeah, just a touch
42:04Winter's over
42:06And this chick is now five months old
42:10Five months are lovely at that age, aren't they?
42:13Same age as Ralphie
42:15Her parents have kept her safe and well fed
42:18But now, they must leave
42:23I'm five months old
42:24I'm five months old
42:24Chopped to me
42:25How did you bodies that?
42:27I'm still at home
42:27National Geographic explorer
42:29And award-winning cinematographer, Bertie Gregory
42:32He's living with the cold
42:35He's living with them
42:36Oh, he doesn't know he loves them, he loves nature
42:40Imagine being fed your entire life by mum and dad
42:42Yes, Sean, imagine being fed your life by your mum and dad
42:46Now we're going to stop
42:47And by the way, your next meal is 30 miles that way
42:50In the middle of the ocean
42:51I honestly drew the line
42:53I found in my own food
42:54When mum tells me there's no dinner
42:57Do you know how disappointed I am in her?
43:06That's a very little one
43:08What's that left, is it?
43:09There's an absolute little tiddler just here
43:12Oh, my God, he's really little
43:16He ain't going to make it, that one
43:18Oh, he's got a run
43:19That can't be five months
43:20Could have dwarfism
43:22Maybe his parents didn't make it back from an earlier fishing trip
43:28Oh, he's got his hands in his pockets
43:33They're good pockets
43:35Oh, I can't, I can't
43:37This is going to set me off
43:37I'm so sad inside my heart
43:39I'm really sad as well
43:41Oh, my gosh
43:41Peter's getting really cold
43:43I've lost that tiny little chick
43:46I don't know where it's gone
43:47Oh, no
43:49Find it
43:51Oh, is that him?
43:56I've spotted the teeny tiny little chick on his own
43:59At the edge of the grave
44:00Oh, Daniela, it's on its own
44:02I can't watch
44:03I can't, I can't, I can't
44:05They're so far away from everyone else
44:06Please, someone get him, someone get him
44:08How come this is the saddest sight I've ever seen
44:16Well done
44:22Oh
44:22Yeah
44:24Nice
44:26Right in the middle as well
44:27This is getting dangerous for us now
44:30You're like little penguins
44:34He's buggering off
44:36All right, I would have known
44:37After a ghostly night in his tent
44:40Bertie was back out on the ice
44:42To check on the penguins
44:43Right
44:47The aftermath, Bertie
44:50Bring us good news, please
44:51Oh, no
44:53Oh, God, no
44:55Oh, please don't be him
45:05Please don't be it
45:07I think it is Jenny
45:09That is heartbreaking
45:13Oh, my God
45:15Oh, that's upset me
45:17I thought he was going to make it
45:20Poor little thing
45:22That's nature, Ellie
45:26I know
45:27But I thought he might have made it
45:29Because he was with his mates
45:31Look at the size
45:32This one does look
45:33A little bigger than that really small one
45:36Oh, it's not the really small one
45:38But still
45:38I mean, it is sad that that one is toast
45:40But the little guy
45:41I really hope he's managed to make it
45:44No way
45:47Huh?