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00:03:06So many people feel they have to live their lives by a set of boring old conventions.
00:03:17Here at Bonobo House, we don't.
00:03:27Buongiorno! We're back!
00:03:29Ah, yes.
00:03:31Hello, Helen.
00:03:33Aren't you going to ask us how it was?
00:03:35How was it?
00:03:37Helen, how was it?
00:03:39Nice.
00:03:40Excelento!
00:03:41Excelente.
00:03:42Now, I know you don't drink,
00:03:44but everybody drinks Prosecco.
00:03:47Oh, you really shouldn't have.
00:03:50Is Lily in?
00:03:52She's not, unfortunately.
00:03:53Oh, where is she?
00:03:57Ostcastle.
00:03:59Last-minute trip before law school starts up again.
00:04:02We were hoping she could finally have that talk with Helen about Oxford.
00:04:06I think Lily feels that Oxford was a long time ago.
00:04:10It would just be so useful for her to talk to someone
00:04:12who's actually worn some fuss just for that real insider...
00:04:15I'll ask, Excelento.
00:04:18When, though?
00:04:20What?
00:04:21When, will you ask her?
00:04:23Time is of the essence.
00:04:25Helen is off on her leadership training course on Wednesday.
00:04:28Can I let you know?
00:04:30Well, when is Lily back?
00:04:33I'm not sure.
00:04:34I don't know.
00:04:36I can't remember.
00:04:38Oh, Judith.
00:04:39She didn't tell you.
00:04:41No.
00:04:42No, no, no.
00:04:42Mothers have a right to know these things.
00:04:46I'll call her now.
00:04:47You do that.
00:04:48And let me know.
00:04:49Pronto.
00:04:50Come on, Helen.
00:04:53Come on, Helen.
00:04:53Thank you very much.
00:07:23No, no, don't be silly.
00:07:27I'm Anita.
00:07:29Judith.
00:07:30Lily may be a while.
00:07:33Why don't I show you around?
00:07:34So you don't charge people to be here?
00:07:46We're not a cult.
00:07:48You're a commune.
00:07:50A community.
00:07:52We're really very normal.
00:07:54It's just our code of living is slightly unconventional.
00:07:58Make love, not war.
00:08:00The aim is to avoid conflict in the first place.
00:08:03A high level of sexual activity greatly reduces the chances of one occurring.
00:08:08So what, you just live in harmony and understanding?
00:08:10Hello, Eva.
00:08:11Hello, Malcolm.
00:08:25Would you excuse me for a moment?
00:08:26Once you see the sound, we're here.
00:08:28Here I go.
00:08:34Let's do it.
00:08:36There we go.
00:08:37Now, we're here.
00:08:38Let's do it.
00:08:38Here we go.
00:08:38Here we go.
00:08:40Here we go.
00:08:40PIANO PLAYS
00:09:10PIANO PLAYS
00:09:40PIANO PLAYS
00:09:42Sorry about that.
00:09:46I slept with Malcolm last night and Eva wasn't happy.
00:09:49It's been resolved.
00:09:52Oh, that's fascinating, isn't it?
00:09:54Hmm?
00:09:56I like to keep a record.
00:09:58I thought you said you don't charge people to be here.
00:10:00No, no, no, everyone contributes.
00:10:02Um, we've got a little organic stall in the market.
00:10:05Lily's doing shift there now.
00:10:06Selling fruit and veg.
00:10:08She has a law degree.
00:10:11Yes.
00:10:14Oh, sorry.
00:10:15No, no, Toby, Toby, this is Judith.
00:10:17She's visiting.
00:10:19Cool.
00:10:21Lunch is ready.
00:10:23Are you coming to lunch?
00:10:25You have to try my Tuscan salad.
00:10:33Lily feels at home here.
00:10:35She's happy.
00:10:36The least you could do is give us a chance.
00:10:38Perhaps I should just wait for you.
00:10:53Shh!
00:10:53Shh!
00:10:54Shh!
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00:11:00Shh!
00:11:01Shh!
00:11:02Shh!
00:11:03Shh!
00:11:04Shh!
00:11:05Shh!
00:11:06Shh!
00:11:11Um, I might just wait to-
00:11:12Ah, sorry.
00:11:13Shh!
00:11:15Sorry.
00:11:15Sorry.
00:11:16Shh!
00:11:17Hebrews 11-6-7-7-7-7-7-2019 EP,
00:11:30Shh!
00:11:31あり закрылись
00:11:33Devolta- 08-6-7-7-7-8-7-8.
00:11:34Adri HydeCs
00:12:05What the fuck?
00:12:11Shh.
00:12:12I'm not meant to speak.
00:12:15Would you like some Tuscan salad?
00:12:23Six months ago, Lily informed me that she was dropping out of law school,
00:12:27leaving her fiancé and moving into this... arrangement.
00:12:31I thought it was just a phase.
00:12:33I thought she'd be back after a week or two.
00:12:34She's always wanted to go to law school, haven't you?
00:12:42Say something.
00:12:45You've brainwashed her.
00:12:47If she says something, you'll argue.
00:12:49We don't do that here.
00:12:52Why don't we start with a hug?
00:12:54Please, Lily.
00:12:55That's right.
00:13:04Now, now, now try and feel it.
00:13:08Feel it.
00:13:10There.
00:13:18What?
00:13:19The conflict is resolved.
00:13:21No, it's not.
00:13:22I meant the incident just now.
00:13:23It's not resolved.
00:13:24Don't be ridiculous.
00:13:25You can't just hug or kiss or bump bosoms and pretend everything's all better,
00:13:31because it's not!
00:13:32Oh, it is kicking off out there.
00:13:41What are we going to do?
00:13:43Leave it to Ben.
00:13:45Lily doesn't want her here.
00:13:47Yeah, but...
00:13:48You're going to need the sister visited.
00:13:50No one had sex for a whole weekend.
00:13:52Ralph, it's her mum.
00:14:15This must be difficult.
00:14:18With the greatest respect,
00:14:19I'm not quite sure what point there is discussing this with you.
00:14:22I need to talk to Lily.
00:14:25Then why did you storm off?
00:14:29There is a point to our methods, you know.
00:14:32When we resolve, we...
00:14:34You have sex.
00:14:35Yes, but that's not going to work with me and Lily, is it?
00:14:38No.
00:14:40Do you even use protection?
00:14:43Not all of our conflicts are resolved physically.
00:14:45We do have other methods.
00:14:46But you're not ready for that.
00:14:53I just don't feel you're giving this place a chance.
00:14:59I think you should spend the day here.
00:15:02Spend the night, if you like.
00:15:04Are you joking?
00:15:05No, no, I think it'll help.
00:15:08I can help.
00:15:09Bringing people together is what we're all about.
00:15:11That's what worries me.
00:15:13If you don't, I can't make her talk to you.
00:15:21She shouldn't have ignored you for six months.
00:15:24And she shouldn't have lied to me.
00:15:28So let's get to the bottom of this, shall we?
00:15:31Everybody, I want us to give Judith here a proper welcome.
00:15:46Malcolm, why don't you start?
00:15:48What?
00:15:49That's a nice thing.
00:15:50hurt that I'm good.
00:15:51I don't want to have a million times.
00:15:51Who should I give you up?
00:15:52Let's play with Judith.
00:15:54Who should I show a hurts?
00:15:55Everybody talks to our colleagues.
00:16:00Who should I show?
00:16:01Never mind being a musician.
00:16:02How are you, God?
00:16:04Am I up toели?
00:16:06Tell me, what?
00:16:06How are you, God?
00:16:08Death come at me.
00:16:08Good.
00:16:09In His life, right?
00:16:10To be a man that you hour advisory for us.
00:16:12How are you?
00:16:12And I love you?
00:16:14Okay.
00:18:14I need some air.
00:18:26I can't...
00:18:28I can't...
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00:20:02Just don't get on anyone's nerves.
00:20:07Trust me.
00:20:32Are you feeling better?
00:20:57Oh, yes, thank you.
00:20:59Anita's got me foraging for supper.
00:21:02Never even heard of putting beetroot in a lasagna.
00:21:05Well, I'm having a craving for it.
00:21:14May I?
00:21:14Of course.
00:21:17I used to do this.
00:21:21It's where it all starts.
00:21:23Thinking about them.
00:21:25Him.
00:21:26Her.
00:21:28I don't think Lillian will ever know
00:21:30how many hours of my life I've spent thinking about her.
00:21:34I wasn't actually thinking about my baby.
00:21:38What were you thinking about?
00:21:39You.
00:21:40Are you really planning on raising a child here?
00:21:52Is that a problem?
00:21:54No, I just...
00:21:55I don't see how children could fit into this setup.
00:22:02Well, everyone here is a big kid.
00:22:03It's the parents that stay away.
00:22:08You'll have to let me know how you get on.
00:22:09Oh, yes.
00:22:11Bye.
00:22:13Bye.
00:22:17Hello.
00:22:18Bye.
00:22:19Bye.
00:22:19Bye.
00:22:20Bye.
00:22:20Bye.
00:22:20Bye.
00:22:23Bye.
00:23:53Hey!
00:23:56You interrupted my headstand.
00:23:58You were trying to provoke me.
00:24:00I was not.
00:24:02I do this three times a day.
00:24:03This is my favourite spot.
00:24:05There is a bench right there if you want to watch.
00:24:08You don't have to perv in the greenhouse.
00:24:10I wasn't perv.
00:24:11I was digging up three times a day.
00:24:15Haven't you got anything else to do?
00:24:16Have you ever tried being naked outdoors?
00:24:18You don't feel the cold after a bit, you know.
00:24:21Oh, come on.
00:24:22We've all got wobbly bits.
00:24:24What?
00:24:26Hey, this is a dispute.
00:24:28We need to resolve.
00:24:29This?
00:24:32I'm not disputing it.
00:24:34I just don't think it's appropriate.
00:24:36Exactly.
00:24:38Don't be ridiculous.
00:24:39I'm not talking sex.
00:24:42How about a nice massage?
00:24:45Don't knock it till you've tried it.
00:24:47I've had plenty of massages.
00:24:48Thank you very much.
00:24:49Not like this one.
00:24:51You need to let my hands do the talking.
00:24:57Hate men like him.
00:24:59They're always so confident and charming.
00:25:03Hello, Judith.
00:25:04Then they stroll over to the fridge
00:25:05and make themselves a cheese sandwich.
00:25:10Charlie Hopper.
00:25:11That was it.
00:25:13Lily's ex.
00:25:14Awful boy.
00:25:16I don't know what it is.
00:25:17They just rub me up the wrong way.
00:25:19How do you deal with them?
00:25:21Get them to rub me up the right way.
00:25:23You should have seen her.
00:25:25Such an idiot.
00:25:27What?
00:25:27She asked for it.
00:25:28We're supposed to be making her like us.
00:25:30What's Lily going to say?
00:25:31She'll thank me.
00:25:34That woman is not going to last the night.
00:25:37I think you should try it.
00:25:39What?
00:25:41Resolving with Ralph.
00:25:42That is how we do it here.
00:25:44You must be nuts.
00:25:45Well, you're under my roof.
00:25:46I'm here for my daughter,
00:25:47but you won't bloody let me talk to her.
00:25:54Sorry.
00:25:57Lily,
00:25:59Ralph,
00:26:00me.
00:26:01That's three in one day.
00:26:04You can't leave them all unresolved.
00:26:07I will not resolve with Ralph.
00:26:09I won't be left alone with that boy.
00:26:10There's only one thing for it,
00:26:13then.
00:26:13There's only one thing for it, then.
00:26:13There's only one thing for it, then.
00:26:15I'll see you next time.
00:26:21I'll see you next time.
00:26:22I'll see you next time.
00:26:27Bye.
00:26:28Bye.
00:26:29more than to call the daño
00:26:31Bebe veneno, por licor rubia
00:26:33the face of the cloros
00:26:35desengañó
00:26:47Alentado and immortal
00:26:49difunto vivo and leal
00:26:51Copartilla, no subestar
00:26:53forrilloso, esquivo, vendido
00:26:55liberal
00:26:57afietar el provecho
00:26:59además que llamar al daño
00:27:01Bebe veneno, por licor
00:27:03oh
00:27:05oh
00:27:07oh
00:27:09oh
00:27:11oh
00:27:13oh
00:27:15oh
00:27:19oh
00:27:21oh
00:27:23oh
00:27:25oh
00:27:35oh
00:27:37oh
00:27:39oh
00:27:41i thought you'd be pleased i was trying
00:27:43lily
00:27:45i hear you moaned like an elk
00:27:47oh
00:27:49oh
00:27:51you didn't sound like an elk
00:27:53what then a moose
00:27:55a lioness yawning
00:27:59lily had a book which said my spirit animal was a hamster
00:28:03no
00:28:05no
00:28:07definitely a lioness
00:28:09what am i
00:28:11oh
00:28:13you're a palomino unicorn
00:28:15oh
00:28:17oh
00:28:19i'll
00:28:21i'll say goodnight then
00:28:23yes
00:28:25come on
00:28:27they'll all be waiting
00:28:29i don't
00:28:31i don't have a
00:28:33i don't have a
00:28:35i don't have a
00:28:37choose one
00:28:39i don't have a
00:28:41no
00:28:43i don't have a
00:28:45no
00:28:47no
00:28:49i don't have a
00:28:51no
00:28:53no
00:28:55no
00:28:57no
00:28:59no
00:29:01no
00:29:03no
00:29:05fancy a nightcap
00:29:07what i'm saying is
00:29:09one minute it's a handshake
00:29:10the next it's a handjob
00:29:11walf
00:29:13shut up unicorn
00:29:15what is
00:29:17what is unicorn
00:29:19be nice walf
00:29:21ooh
00:29:23listen to the lawyer guys
00:29:25what is unicorn
00:29:27i don't drink as a rule
00:29:29drinking alone
00:29:31slippery slope
00:29:33well you're not alone now
00:29:43how long has it been just you and lily
00:29:45oh years
00:29:47i forget
00:29:49lily was three
00:29:51when he died
00:29:53nothing exciting
00:29:55just a heart attack
00:29:57i'm sorry
00:29:59not so bad
00:30:01for lily
00:30:03but i don't think i was ever
00:30:05quite as upset as i should have been
00:30:07i don't think there are any rules
00:30:13why didn't you tell us you dropped out of law school
00:30:15i needed a clean break
00:30:17i was fucked
00:30:19i was engaged with this guy that i never really liked
00:30:23doing this job that
00:30:25it was terrifying
00:30:27suddenly seeing where my life was headed
00:30:29where
00:30:31you've all met her
00:30:33ah
00:30:35magical horse with horn
00:30:37if you want to join them
00:30:39it's fine
00:30:43don't be silly
00:30:45it's nice having a visitor
00:30:47i thought you'd be off
00:30:49getting yourself rubbed up the right way
00:30:51whenever you got the chance
00:30:53but to be honest
00:30:55it can be a bit much all that youthful vigor
00:30:57i could do it with the night off
00:30:59but i thought that was the whole point of this place
00:31:01the um
00:31:03sex
00:31:07ultimately all resolution is internal
00:31:09you see that's what i don't understand about this place
00:31:11you can't force people to resolve
00:31:13i mean what if they've
00:31:15got a cold
00:31:17or indigestion
00:31:18or you've got to go to work
00:31:19or to sleep
00:31:20i told you we have a solution
00:31:22i'll show you tomorrow
00:31:23i'll show you tomorrow
00:31:33i'd like family members to feel welcome here
00:31:37oh come on
00:31:39this is a young person's paradise
00:31:41i don't want to go around bonking everything that moves
00:31:43forget about the sex
00:31:45that's just a means to an end
00:31:49we're trying to find a better way to live
00:31:51you can't expect someone like me to buy into all this
00:32:03oh
00:32:05oh
00:32:07oh
00:32:09oh
00:32:11oh
00:32:13oh
00:32:15oh
00:32:17oh
00:32:19oh
00:32:21oh
00:32:25oh
00:32:29oh
00:32:33oh
00:32:35oh
00:32:38oh
00:32:39oh
00:32:42oh
00:32:44oh
00:34:15I won't be a minute.
00:34:24You take your time.
00:34:25You take your time.
00:34:55It's a commune.
00:34:59You won't scare me off.
00:35:02I'm allowed to talk to Lily today.
00:35:04You do what you want.
00:35:07I know that's what she's planning to do.
00:35:09Anita!
00:35:15Happy birthday!
00:35:21When are you going to open it?
00:35:26I don't accept bribes.
00:35:29It's not a bribe.
00:35:30You told me a completely different story of who you were and where you came from.
00:35:37So?
00:35:39I'm a bonobo now.
00:35:42Look, I'm not on some gap year.
00:35:45Okay?
00:35:45I have big plans for this place.
00:35:47I want to increase the membership.
00:35:49I want to get the organic farming going.
00:35:51I think maybe even host a lecture series.
00:35:55That's why I need her out of the way.
00:35:57Oh.
00:35:59You try having your mum here.
00:36:03You're doing very well.
00:36:05I'm impressed.
00:36:06It won't work.
00:36:09You won't convince her.
00:36:11She looks like a pushover, but then she'll do her sad face,
00:36:14and you'll feel so guilty you'll start applying to law school.
00:36:18Or she can do her worst after breakfast.
00:36:21I can't wait.
00:36:25Lily.
00:36:27I'd rather beam your shoes than hers.
00:36:36I'd rather beam your shoes than hers.
00:37:06I'd rather beam them away.
00:37:24Meet Sid.
00:37:26Synergetic interlocution device.
00:37:29The only one of its kind in the world.
00:37:31Sine what?
00:37:33Synergetic interlocution.
00:37:34In English?
00:37:35Well, Greek, originally.
00:37:38But I felt the Latin equivalent of dialogue had more connotations.
00:37:42What does it do?
00:37:43The idea is to allow discussion without descending into argument.
00:37:48Um, perhaps it's easiest if we just start.
00:37:52Take a seat.
00:37:58What's that?
00:38:00A heart monitor.
00:38:05Please, Lily.
00:38:13There we go.
00:38:20What's this?
00:38:21It's a wild track.
00:38:22Literally.
00:38:24A tribe of bonobos in the Congo.
00:38:27And, uh, fucking Lily.
00:38:30It's intended to relax you.
00:38:32Oh.
00:38:36Right.
00:38:38Let's focus on the dispute.
00:38:45Lily.
00:38:48Would you like to say something to Judith?
00:38:52Yes.
00:38:53I feel...
00:38:54Hang on.
00:38:56What?
00:38:56She can't talk to you yet.
00:38:59Uh, that light behind Lily is linked to her heart monitor.
00:39:03And your light is linked to yours.
00:39:06Now, your light is red because your heart is higher than its resting rate.
00:39:11Lily can't talk to you until you go green.
00:39:14Why not?
00:39:15Because only then will you be in an appropriate condition to listen.
00:39:20That's it.
00:39:21Well, that's the problem with arguments.
00:39:22They've done studies.
00:39:24It's...
00:39:24It's when you stop listening that you stop communicating.
00:39:29Sid makes you listen.
00:39:31What if I pretend her light's red just to annoy her?
00:39:35Why would you want to do that?
00:39:36Are you both green?
00:39:43Talk to her.
00:39:45Do you understand what you're doing by staying here?
00:39:48What you're throwing away?
00:39:50Do you?
00:39:51Um...
00:39:52Oh, take some deep breaths.
00:39:55I'm not throwing anything away.
00:40:06Why do you always...
00:40:08What?
00:40:08Spit it out?
00:40:11Oh, for...
00:40:12For God's sake.
00:40:13How am I supposed to stay calm if she annoys me?
00:40:15Oh, I'm not throwing anything away.
00:40:15Oh, for God's sake.
00:40:25If you want to call it throwing away, then fine.
00:40:30I was throwing it away because I didn't want it.
00:40:32I was miserable.
00:40:34You weren't miserable.
00:40:35Judith.
00:40:38Why is she allowed to say these things to me?
00:40:41Sid doesn't restrict your speech.
00:40:43Sometimes it's good to defend.
00:40:46Maybe my heart can't take it.
00:40:48No, no.
00:40:48Come on.
00:40:49Deep, deep breaths.
00:40:55She's breathing hard on purpose.
00:41:00I'm not.
00:41:01You are.
00:41:01To keep your heart rate up so you don't have to listen to me.
00:41:04I'm not.
00:41:06Look, I'm green.
00:41:07You're the one who's red.
00:41:08I know it's hard for you, being on your own.
00:41:28And you've always done everything for me.
00:41:32I don't want it anymore.
00:41:34I want to make my own decisions.
00:41:36I've always let you do what you want.
00:41:39I've always supported you.
00:41:41I have to work out what it is that I want.
00:41:45So do you.
00:41:46I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:41:49I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:41:50I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:41:51I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:41:52I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:41:53I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:41:54I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:41:55I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:41:56I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:41:57I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:41:58I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:41:59I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:42:00I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:42:01I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:42:02I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:42:03I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:42:04I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:42:05I don't want to make my own decisions.
00:42:06Do you really believe in all this?
00:42:21Sid, and sex, and monkey business...
00:42:24Mother!
00:42:24Anita's not here. We can say what we like.
00:42:26Anita knows what she's doing.
00:42:28She doesn't want us to talk, let's not.
00:42:30I trust her.
00:42:32Anita's got a sense of humour.
00:42:37What does it say?
00:42:44Oh, my God, she's like a head on a pair of saggy tits.
00:42:48What the hell is wrong with you?
00:42:50What, is that a no?
00:42:51Why would you think that would be funny?
00:42:53Stop acting like a pregnant woman.
00:42:55But I am.
00:42:57I am essentially pregnant.
00:42:59It is common for the man to go through all the typical experiences,
00:43:05like, you know, morning sickness, I've got tender breasts, I've got weight...
00:43:09What makes me even think you're the daddy?
00:43:12What?
00:43:13Well, I've been feeling pretty nauseous lately.
00:43:18I know I'm not as fat as...
00:43:19Stop it.
00:43:20Well, how do you know?
00:43:22Because we stop using condoms.
00:43:26Condoms break.
00:43:27I am not falling for this.
00:43:31Imagine looking into your baby's eyes and seeing me smiling back at you.
00:43:40Daddy.
00:43:42Hey!
00:43:43Hey, come back here!
00:43:45We need to resolve!
00:43:47I don't know.
00:43:48I don't know whether it's hormones or what it is,
00:43:51but I just really hope that tonight isn't too wild.
00:43:54Ralph's making jally lube.
00:43:55I'm actually really jealous of Lily and Judith.
00:44:00Why?
00:44:01Because when was the last time you had a proper conversation around here?
00:44:07I've been naked outdoors.
00:44:09Seriously, don't.
00:44:11We used to do it every year up in Glenskilly.
00:44:14Glens what?
00:44:15Glenskilly.
00:44:17Your aunt and I used to go skinny dipping in the freezing cold.
00:44:20Take that, naked yoga!
00:44:26You are not to inform a yogi bareback.
00:44:29Yogi bareback?
00:44:31Is that Ralph?
00:44:34Do you even know what barebacking means?
00:44:38It's ride a horse without a saddle.
00:44:39We used to do that in Glenskilly, too.
00:44:41Yeah, there's another kind of barebacking.
00:44:44It's a good nickname.
00:44:52And Toby is the palomino unicorn.
00:44:55And Peter is the little princess.
00:44:58What's Anita?
00:45:01She's just Anita.
00:45:03How about me?
00:45:04You're my darling Lily.
00:45:07I'd rather be the bisexual ninja.
00:45:11Bisexual?
00:45:13Is that what you are?
00:45:14No.
00:45:15It's just a label.
00:45:18I'm your darling Lily.
00:45:30Oh, sorry.
00:45:32That's all right.
00:45:33Is everyone waiting?
00:45:36Apparently, Malcolm and Ralph had something to...
00:45:40resolve upstairs.
00:45:43Oh, for God's sake.
00:45:44Sorry.
00:45:46No, it's not your fault.
00:45:47If you weren't here, Ralph would probably have us all playing...
00:45:50Fuck, fuck, goose.
00:45:52You're not missing out.
00:46:03No, items right now.
00:46:04What?
00:46:20Okay, Thanks.
00:46:21I've got to meet you.
00:46:22Oh, come on.
00:46:23COVID's not too hot.
00:46:24I'm not coming.
00:46:25It's leaving.
00:46:25Come on.
00:46:26Come on.
00:46:27Whatever.
00:46:27Come on.
00:46:27Let's go, Chin tut.
00:46:28In front of me.
00:46:28in front of me.
00:46:59I know unicorn is now.
00:47:29One horn.
00:47:31One horn.
00:47:33One horn.
00:47:34Ladies and gentlemen.
00:47:36We have resolved.
00:47:38Can I have my boyfriend back now please?
00:47:40You can have him anywhere you like.
00:47:42He's very flexible.
00:47:44We're allowed to feel ourselves at parties.
00:47:51Right, now we're all here.
00:47:53Oh, I'd actually like to say a few words.
00:47:57Anita.
00:47:59We all owe you a lot.
00:48:02No one has sacrificed as much as you to be here.
00:48:05To make this into a home.
00:48:07I know you want us to make this into a home too.
00:48:10To build our lives here.
00:48:13Make changes.
00:48:15But we have to do that in the spirit in which you founded this place.
00:48:20Bonobos put us to shame.
00:48:22It's not just the sex.
00:48:24It's a...
00:48:26They're a tribe.
00:48:28They have fun.
00:48:29Together.
00:48:30Oh no.
00:48:31Around.
00:48:32Oh.
00:48:33What is it?
00:48:34It's...
00:48:35You won't hear about these babies on Gardner's Question Time.
00:48:37What exactly is it?
00:48:38Iboga.
00:48:39Some scientists believe it is the psychoactive effects of the Iboga plant that gives the
00:49:06nobos their extreme sexual acclivity.
00:49:10It's bullshit, of course.
00:49:12But you can see where they get the idea.
00:49:15Try it.
00:49:16It's a drug.
00:49:17It's a medicinal plant.
00:49:19Like pot.
00:49:21Like coffee.
00:49:22I don't drink coffee.
00:49:23Oh, and that settles it then.
00:49:25No coffee, no alcohol.
00:49:27You have to try Iboga.
00:49:32Only the tiniest dose.
00:49:34I'm warning you, I can get high on a travel suite.
00:49:38Woohoo!
00:49:39Woohoo!
00:49:40Woohoo!
00:49:41Woohoo!
00:49:42Woohoo!
00:49:43Woohoo!
00:49:44Woohoo!
00:49:45Woohoo!
00:49:46Woohoo!
00:49:47Woohoo!
00:49:48Woohoo!
00:49:49Woohoo!
00:49:50Woohoo!
00:49:51Woohoo!
00:49:52Woohoo!
00:49:53On my own, I'm dancing on the edge of a world.
00:49:57I don't know.
00:49:59Woohoo!
00:50:00I am blind, to the power of my mind that asks me where I'm going.
00:50:05And it's not that I don't know the answer.
00:50:10I just don't know what to say.
00:50:14Not that I know how to answer in any other way.
00:50:20Woohoo!
00:50:21Woohoo!
00:50:22Hello, darling.
00:50:23Hello, darling.
00:50:24On this island, the silence is all mine.
00:50:27There is no one to say otherwise.
00:50:30If you tell me you love me, I won't hear.
00:50:34I am too busy losing myself in my mind.
00:50:38On three, on two, on one, yeah!
00:50:45I am lost in a place I expected to have straight through.
00:50:51But I'm not any closer to knowing what I mean to you.
00:50:58And it's not that I don't know the answer.
00:51:03I just don't know what to say.
00:51:07Not that I know how to answer in any other way.
00:51:14Woohoo!
00:51:15Woohoo!
00:51:16Well done!
00:51:17You are gorgeous.
00:51:18I appreciate it.
00:51:19Oh my god!
00:51:33Woohoo!
00:51:34Woohoo!
00:51:35Woohoo!
00:51:36Woohoo!
00:51:37Woohoo!
00:51:38Woohoo!
00:51:39Woohoo!
00:51:40Woohoo!
00:51:41Woohoo!
00:51:42Woohoo!
00:51:43Woohoo!
00:51:44Woohoo!
00:51:45Woohoo!
00:51:46Woohoo!
00:51:47Woohoo!
00:51:48Woohoo!
00:51:49Woohoo!
00:51:50On this island, the silence is all mine.
00:51:53There is no one to say otherwise.
00:51:56Woohoo!
00:51:57If you tell me you love me, I won't hear.
00:52:00I am too busy losing myself.
00:52:03You're my mind.
00:52:06You're my mind.
00:52:09You're my mind.
00:52:10You're my mind.
00:52:13You're my mind.
00:52:17On this island, the silence is all mine.
00:52:21There is no one to say otherwise.
00:52:24If you tell me you love me, I won't hear.
00:52:28I am too busy losing myself in my mind.
00:52:40What a muffin.
00:52:42I'm actually eating for two.
00:52:44Ha ha.
00:52:46Do you know, I heard that women like guys who make love.
00:52:49Oh really?
00:52:50I heard that laughter is actually a common reaction to bad mood.
00:52:58So is this a typical weekend away for you?
00:53:15Hm?
00:53:16Ha ha ha.
00:53:17Ha ha ha.
00:53:18Ah, yes.
00:53:19I'm getting too old for it too.
00:53:23Who said I'm too old?
00:53:24Oh no, I didn't mean.
00:53:26Ha ha ha.
00:53:29My weekends are a choice between being dribbled on by a farmer with repetitive strain injury at the local pub,
00:53:38to listening to my neighbor lecturing her husband and daughter on Italian politics.
00:53:45Those are my choices.
00:53:49That's why I can't do it.
00:53:54What?
00:53:55Let Lily stay.
00:53:56Judith.
00:53:57She needs some direction.
00:53:58I want her to have a good job and a nice husband and live in a big house in a town where she can make friends who aren't her neighbors.
00:54:16I want her to have more choices than I had.
00:54:23I want her to feel-
00:54:25I want her to feel-
00:54:27Oh god, I'm sorry.
00:54:46It's okay.
00:54:47No, no, no.
00:54:48It's...
00:54:49It's not.
00:54:50Judith!
00:54:53Oh!
00:54:56Oh, there you are.
00:55:07What else are you looking for?
00:55:10What did I miss?
00:55:11Oh, well, apparently I insulted him.
00:55:13He's very hurt.
00:55:15He wants to take it upstairs.
00:55:16What are you...
00:55:18What was he suggesting?
00:55:20I'm not resolving with him, Malcolm.
00:55:23It's ridiculous.
00:55:26Are you seeing my mum?
00:55:34She's gone.
00:55:35What do you mean, gone?
00:55:37Where?
00:55:39She took a bogus.
00:55:40She's not a good driver at the best of times.
00:55:42I gave her a bit of stem.
00:55:43Completely non-potent.
00:55:45She's going mental.
00:55:47It's all in her head.
00:55:50So, what happened?
00:55:54You'll have to ask her.
00:55:56Mom?
00:56:17Mom?
00:56:19Mom?
00:56:21Mom?
00:56:23Mom?
00:56:24Mom?
00:56:24Mom?
00:56:38Mom?
00:56:41Ralph wants to call immediately.
00:57:11Have you heard from her?
00:57:28She texted me to say, I'm fine.
00:57:31Oh.
00:57:32I literally don't get it.
00:57:35She wouldn't just leave without telling me.
00:57:38No.
00:57:39It was my fault.
00:57:48What did you say to her?
00:57:49I kissed her.
00:57:52By mistake.
00:57:53By mistake?
00:57:54I mean, it wasn't planned.
00:57:56You kissed my mother?
00:57:59Yes.
00:58:00You can't just do that.
00:58:02I didn't just.
00:58:03My mother.
00:58:08Lily.
00:58:10Have you ever considered that your mother may have some feelings that don't revolve around you?
00:58:15Hello.
00:58:27Celia.
00:58:28Hello, Helen.
00:58:29When did you know we came around several times yesterday and the day before.
00:58:39You haven't been here.
00:58:41I thought you'd gone to Boss Castle.
00:58:44Boss Castle?
00:58:45To fetch Lily.
00:58:47Couldn't think where else you'd be.
00:58:49Now's not really a very good time.
00:58:52Where is she?
00:58:54Time is of the essence.
00:58:56Hella's UCAS forms are due in four weeks.
00:58:58Before you know it, she'll be at her interviews with or without Subfusk.
00:59:01I'm sorry, Celia.
00:59:03I can't help.
00:59:05She's with the bonobos.
00:59:07What?
00:59:09How did you know that?
00:59:11Internet.
00:59:13Bonobos?
00:59:15Not that monkey sex cult and...
00:59:19Oh, please don't tell me.
00:59:22That's not where you've been.
00:59:24No.
00:59:25Yes.
00:59:26I saw it online.
00:59:29Lily sends her apologies in absentia.
00:59:35You know what?
00:59:36She'll be back after lunch.
00:59:38With or without Mrs Goggins.
00:59:39Ralph.
00:59:40I knew she was bad news.
00:59:41What?
00:59:42It does not work without the sex.
00:59:45I never said it.
00:59:46People like Judith have no use here.
00:59:48I'm sorry.
00:59:49I liked her.
00:59:50Yeah, of course she did.
00:59:51Give it 20 years.
00:59:52I'd rather be like her than you.
00:59:53Not either.
00:59:54Look, it's simple.
00:59:56Either you're in or you're out.
00:59:58What are you doing now?
00:59:59What we should have done yesterday.
01:00:00Come on!
01:00:01Come on!
01:00:02Come on!
01:00:03Come on!
01:00:04Why didn't you tell me, Judith?
01:00:05In your position it's important you have someone to confide in.
01:00:06What exactly did you see online?
01:00:07Single parenting is a difficult business.
01:00:09Alan and I were listening to a Radio 4 programme a few days ago about children from one-parent
01:00:11families and how they're much more likely to turn to crime.
01:00:12But I...
01:00:13I thought of you and Lily.
01:00:14I've always been here to help.
01:00:15I don't think...
01:00:16I can't believe you spent the night in that.
01:00:17place.
01:00:18I've read all about it.
01:00:19How they smear fruit over you.
01:00:20How they smear fruit over you.
01:00:21I don't think...
01:00:22I can't believe you spent the night in that place.
01:00:26I've read all about it.
01:00:27How they smear fruit over each other.
01:00:30Did they make you participate?
01:00:33Oh, yes, Celia.
01:00:34I've always been here to help.
01:00:37I don't think...
01:00:38I can't believe you spent the night in that place.
01:00:44I've read all about it.
01:00:46How they smear fruit over each other.
01:00:52Did they make you participate?
01:00:54Oh, yes, Celia.
01:00:56I had a night of passion with a man named Roberto.
01:00:59He said I had wonderful eyes.
01:01:01Ellen, basta! Studio Italiano in casa!
01:01:05I'm sending her home.
01:01:07We need to discuss this mano a mano.
01:01:09I really don't think...
01:01:16Hello, Celia?
01:01:18Ellen?
01:01:19Buon giorno.
01:01:21Has Mummy been filling you in?
01:01:23They were looking for some tips about university applications, darling, that's all.
01:01:28Concentrate, Ellen.
01:01:30Don't do it.
01:01:34I don't like your tone.
01:01:36I don't like you.
01:01:40Lock the doors.
01:01:42What?
01:01:43We need to sit her down and make her see sense.
01:01:45She's a flight risk.
01:01:47Helen, closare el porto.
01:01:50That's not a language.
01:01:51This is a valuable lesson, Helen.
01:01:53If you let your dedication falter for a second, you might end up like...
01:01:57End up like what?
01:01:59I warned you, Judith.
01:02:01Keep her on the rails, I said.
01:02:03I did. She hasn't.
01:02:04It's the little things.
01:02:05One minute, it's a nose ring.
01:02:07Oh, God, not the nose ring.
01:02:08I said at the time.
01:02:09You said she'd get a blood infection, not move into a sex commune.
01:02:13It's all related.
01:02:14Titter ye not.
01:02:17Your mother and I...
01:02:19Don't speak for me.
01:02:21There's been rather too much of that lately.
01:02:25But I...
01:02:26You're right about one thing.
01:02:28It is all related.
01:02:30The harder you push them, the more they resent you.
01:02:34Encourage Helen's passion for Italian any more,
01:02:38and she'll end up clobbering you with that bottle of Prosecco.
01:02:41But at least that would be her decision.
01:02:44Er...
01:02:49Hang on.
01:02:50Hang on.
01:03:03You can leave if you like.
01:03:05I love you.
01:03:14Hey, my time.
01:03:19It was my idea.
01:03:20Rob, what are you doing?
01:03:21Hey, hey.
01:03:22Leave it to the master.
01:03:23No.
01:03:24What are you doing?
01:03:25Rob?
01:03:26Get off.
01:03:27Get off.
01:03:28Get off.
01:03:29No!
01:03:44Get off.
01:03:45Get off.
01:03:46Get off.
01:03:47Get off.
01:03:48Get off.
01:03:49Get off.
01:03:50Oh, my God.
01:03:51The actual look on her face.
01:03:53Shh.
01:03:54Don't, poor woman.
01:03:55And Helen, she is a dark horse.
01:03:57I hope I haven't given her ideas.
01:04:01I was proud of you.
01:04:04This doesn't mean I approve.
01:04:06Oh, no.
01:04:08I'm serious.
01:04:10Look.
01:04:11I don't even know how long I want to stay there.
01:04:16It's not like I'm carrying Ralph's demon love child.
01:04:19Oh, heaven preserve us.
01:04:22I just know that I want to be there for now.
01:04:25That's enough for me.
01:04:27Then I suppose it's enough for me, too.
01:04:31Go on before I change my mind.
01:04:33That's not why I came back.
01:04:42I'm fine.
01:04:47I'm not.
01:04:48Anita.
01:04:50I don't know.
01:04:52What?
01:04:55We're leaving.
01:04:58It's not the first time we've talked about it.
01:05:01But...
01:05:03I can't stay here with him.
01:05:05No, no, no.
01:05:06We can make it work.
01:05:07If Ralph was...
01:05:08It's not just about Ralph.
01:05:10What he was saying there...
01:05:12I know what he means.
01:05:14It's what I thought when I came here.
01:05:16That sex was the answer.
01:05:18But...
01:05:21You reach a point where...
01:05:23You don't care anymore about resolving your differences with people like him.
01:05:28It's not worth it.
01:05:30Maybe if you were in our position you'd understand.
01:05:33What?
01:05:35If I had children.
01:05:36No.
01:05:39If...
01:05:40If you were in love.
01:05:47It's strange being a widow.
01:05:49I was 36 when your father died.
01:05:55Not old.
01:05:58But it puts you in a weird position.
01:06:01No one...
01:06:03Quite knows what to do with you.
01:06:06I didn't.
01:06:10I wasn't looking for a new man, that's for sure.
01:06:13Was there ever anyone?
01:06:15There was one.
01:06:21Susan Ross.
01:06:23Katie Ross's mum?
01:06:25We used to take you to swimming lessons together and sit.
01:06:29Watching and talking.
01:06:33I'd look forward to that hour so much.
01:06:37We'd sit closer every week.
01:06:39Her arms would touch.
01:06:46I'd never felt...
01:06:48...anything like it.
01:06:53Then they moved.
01:06:55To Yorkshire, I remember.
01:06:57I was sad for about a week.
01:06:59I suppose I became...
01:07:05...good at not thinking about it.
01:07:18Never been tempted by Celia.
01:07:20What?
01:07:22I know she's niche, but...
01:07:24There was no one.
01:07:28To Anita.
01:07:34You have to tell her.
01:07:37You do?
01:07:39What am I meant to say?
01:07:41What you just told me.
01:07:42All of it.
01:07:44Can I?
01:07:46Don't be ridiculous.
01:07:48I am not taking dating advice from my daughter.
01:07:51Mum.
01:07:53You have spent 20 years worrying about what's best for me.
01:07:59It's your turn now.
01:08:17Get up.
01:08:31I'm asleep.
01:08:42Just been talking to Malcolm and Eva.
01:08:43She doesn't blame you.
01:08:46It's my fault, really.
01:08:50You're my linchpin.
01:08:53Do you know what a linchpin looks like?
01:08:56It's basically a cock ring.
01:08:58Ralph, don't.
01:08:59You have to move out.
01:09:01They can't make me do that.
01:09:03I want you to move out.
01:09:05They can't make me do that.
01:09:06I want you to move out.
01:09:07They can't make me do that.
01:09:08I want you to move out.
01:09:09They can't make me do that.
01:09:10They can't make me do that.
01:09:24I want you to move out.
01:09:26I don't know.
01:09:56Let's go.
01:10:26Let's go.
01:10:56Let's go.
01:11:26Let's go.
01:11:56Are you all right?
01:12:16Let's go.
01:12:20Should have known Sid wasn't up to it.
01:12:22You can put it back together.
01:12:28The original Sid was one of our first residents.
01:12:39Poor Sid.
01:12:42Used to call himself Mr. Blobby.
01:12:44I thought he was gorgeous.
01:12:50He really had a type.
01:12:52One slept with a civil servant who said it wasn't enough for him, though.
01:13:04He didn't feel it.
01:13:08He couldn't believe that any of us really wanted him.
01:13:13It became a problem.
01:13:18Ever since he left, I've known.
01:13:20It's not as simple as bonobos make it look.
01:13:26Do they really use branches as dildos?
01:13:38Well, I've seen footage.
01:13:46How do you figure that out?
01:13:48If you're a bonobo, I mean.
01:13:50How do you know that's going to work?
01:13:54Instinct.
01:13:54How do you know that's going to work?
01:14:08Do you know that?
01:14:10Ludwigпис, denk.
01:14:12I don't know.
01:18:12Of course, cabaret performance, I was meant to be demonstrating my panache.
01:18:19I know you've always thought I'm an idiot, and I probably am, but you made this place sound like heaven.
01:18:25Does Celia know you're here?
01:18:27Does Celia know you're here?
01:18:27No.
01:18:28Oh.
01:18:31I stole this.
01:18:33What?
01:18:34I'll leave you to it, I'll leave you to it, then.
01:18:44I'll leave you to it, then.
01:18:44Oh, thank you.
01:18:45Oh, thank you.
01:18:45Oh, thank you.
01:18:46All right, thank you.
01:18:55Okay.
01:18:56So good.