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00:00Oh, whoa, g'day, matey!
00:04Last minute, pick up the phone!
00:06Call the 1-900 number, vote for us, the Bushwaggers,
00:09for the titles against the Corbeccans!
00:11Yay!
00:12We need your votes, mate!
00:14All right, fans, time is running out.
00:16Call that 900 number.
00:18Mo and Mabel wants another title shot.
00:20We beat them one time before, and we can beat them again.
00:22Call for us, and we'll party tonight.
00:24Word it up.
00:26Remember, everybody, the 900 number's only gonna last a little while longer.
00:29So please, vote for us at Smokin' Guns.
00:31That's right, Quebecers.
00:32All we gotta do is get one chance, and that chance might be tonight,
00:35and the titles are coming to us.
00:37Yeah!
00:59Welcome, everyone, to Unicom New York!
01:07Welcome to the Unicom Memorial Editorial!
01:12Welcome to Monday Night Raw!
01:17Yes, indeed, we are watching here tonight in Unicom New York, Monday Night Raw at its best!
01:30Vince McMahon here, along with the all-time great,
01:33Macho Man Randy Savage!
01:35And tonight, you have the opportunity to be the matchmaker!
01:39Just who will you select to square off against the Quebecers for the Tag Team Championship?
01:45It's Interactive Television at its best!
01:48Randy Savage, just who would you select?
01:51It can't be you, you need a tag team partner.
01:55Besides, you have to write the commentary with me!
01:59Wow, what another accolade for the Macho Man Randy Savage.
02:03Whoop-dee-doo, am I supposed to be impressed?
02:06Speaking of being impressed, you'll be impressed with this man coming in right now,
02:10because he is seven feet tall, as he's cranking it up, and his name is Bezos!
02:20Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for football.
02:25Approaching the ring, along with Shawn Michaels,
02:30weighing 317 pounds, Bezos!
02:37He is a monster!
02:42Whoop-dee-doo, huh?
02:43Whoop-dee-doo!
02:44Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
02:47Big deal!
02:49But I'll tell you who is big and formidable as Diesel!
02:53Huh!
02:58Ah, seven feet!
03:02Of this enormous athlete,
03:05unfortunately, unfortunately,
03:06dusted for great things here in the WWF.
03:08The only thing holding him back is Shawn Michaels.
03:10He is the one!
03:11However, here we go!
03:12The two hundred pounds,
03:14Virgil!
03:19Yes, indeed, and Virgil is gonna give Diesel a round for us, Maddie!
03:26What an ovation!
03:27We are live from Utica, New York!
03:30This jam-packed arena!
03:32Ready for action on Monday Night Raw!
03:34I love it like this!
03:35It's electric!
03:36Yeah, yeah!
03:37Shawn Michaels getting the advice to the seven-foot Diesel!
03:42And Virgil now!
03:47What sort of strategy would you have against a monstrous individual like Diesel?
03:52Diesel looks ready, no doubt about it, he went right at him!
03:57And, uh-oh!
03:58I'd say that's a big foot right there!
04:01Randy Savage, what sort of strategy?
04:03If you're Virgil, what do you do?
04:05Well, he already missed his shot at it right there, he should've went right at Diesel,
04:09but Diesel beat him with a punch!
04:10Wow, look at that!
04:11Hey, we can even it up right now!
04:12Yes, we can, Virgil hammering away now!
04:15Virgil winding up to the Thurman's shoulder, trying to take it out of here!
04:18One, two, three!
04:21And Virgil to the outside, Virgil trying to even things up, and he just might do it!
04:25Watch Shawn Michaels on the outside, Virgil, get back into the ring, don't be showboating!
04:29And look at that!
04:32Off the top, and Virgil is taking it to the near seven-foot Diesel.
04:36Diesel wants a shot at Razor Ramon, Shawn Michaels keeps challenging,
04:41Razor Ramon on behalf of Diesel for the Intercontinental Championship.
04:47And, my!
04:49You know, Diesel's different than other WWE superstars, I don't know what it is.
04:54It's more than just size, it's tenacity or something.
04:57No doubt about it, a gifted athlete in every respect.
05:02What a matchup at WrestleMania, they're still talking about the Shawn Michaels,
05:05Razor Ramon ladder matchup.
05:07A matchup, ooh, my, but no doubt took a great deal out of both men.
05:12But nonetheless, Shawn Michaels, undaunted, continues to challenge Razor Ramon,
05:17but on behalf of Diesel now.
05:20There's a good close-up of Shawn Michaels, but check out Diesel.
05:23Look into his eyes.
05:24Is there anybody home there?
05:25What is he thinking?
05:26Close line, and right now, you might wanna look in the eyes of-
05:32I didn't get all that Vince McMahon, did you catch it?
05:37No, that was some sort of joke by Shawn Michaels coming up with his off gas there.
05:42In the boot.
05:43And there, ladies and gentlemen, a mere bear hug, but
05:50as applied by Diesel, it may be a submission hook.
05:55You know, Virgil's not a small guy, but he looks like a little, little kid in Diesel's arms.
06:01Little bit later on, we'll be giving you a 900 number in which, yes, as we said before,
06:05you can cast your vote.
06:06Indeed, you'll be the matchmaker.
06:08You'll determine who will get the shot.
06:10And right now, Virgil just gave Diesel a shot.
06:13Virgil with momentum.
06:14Uh-oh.
06:15Caught him in mid-heater.
06:17Unbelievable.
06:18And back to the bear hug, Diesel trying to wear down Virgil.
06:24And the one thing Virgil, if not more than one, actually,
06:27that Virgil has going for him is his speed and his agility.
06:31And if Diesel can wear him down, as it appears as though he is doing-
06:34That's Big Daddy Cool.
06:36Again, the voice of Shawn Michaels, Big Daddy Cool is what Shawn Michaels-
06:41Look at that, refers to Diesel.
06:44He is that and more.
06:47I guess Shawn can say anything he wants as long as he's connected with Big Daddy Cool,
06:52a.k.a. Diesel.
06:55Little bit later on, the King Jerry Lawler on end with a King's Court.
07:02And his guest will be none other than Lex Luger.
07:06We've got a lot of action and excitement headed your way tonight on Monday Night Raw.
07:10Look at this, right in Diesel's face.
07:12And you're right, Shawn Michaels, I believe, thinks he's seven feet tall.
07:16As long as Diesel's around.
07:18Oh, yeah.
07:19And one thing Diesel hasn't done is pull Virgil's hair.
07:22Yeah.
07:24Back to the bear house.
07:28Punishing hold when it's applied by a man like Diesel.
07:33Would Diesel be making a statement to Razor Ramon right now?
07:37Could very well be in love to have the title shot with the bad guy, Razor Ramon.
07:43This capacity crowd in favor of Virgil, but thus far he don't seem to be helping him a whole heck of a lot.
07:54And I don't know if anyone can help Virgil at the moment.
07:57He has to help himself.
07:58Virgil's already surpassed any of my expectations that he, I thought that he was gonna have against Diesel.
08:04Look at this.
08:08Virgil.
08:09Trying to make his move and-
08:14Yes.
08:15That's indeed coming off with a close line.
08:17Diesel, another one.
08:19Diesel only receiving it and yet one punishment.
08:22Look at this, another.
08:23This time, cover one, two, three.
08:27I gotta admit something, Virgil's creative.
08:33Coming off the run, Virgil from behind trying to hook Diesel.
08:36Uh-uh.
08:37Diesel.
08:38Kicks him right into the petrol area.
08:40One, two, one.
08:41As quick as I said that, there's a knockout in the middle of the ring right here on Raw.
08:51And Diesel.
08:54It's Virgil, that's a jackknife.
08:57That's a jackknife.
08:58That's a jackknife.
08:59The teachers may be on strike, but I can tell you Diesel-
09:02Check this one.
09:03Put Virgil out of commission.
09:07Diesel.
09:08Diesel.
09:09Diesel.
09:11That was nothing less than incredible.
09:14That was awesome, so is Diesel.
09:20And we're gonna go back and take another look now.
09:24But the way Diesel, watch this jackknife.
09:29And down.
09:31Oh, my goodness.
09:36The seven-foot Diesel, along with Shawn Michaels.
09:39Diesel is unbelievable.
09:43It's good.
09:46Oh, wait.
09:47I see.
09:48Come on, hon.
09:49Wake up, what's wrong?
09:50Honey, it's been a really long week.
09:52I'm really tired.
09:53Uh-huh.
09:54But it's only Monday.
09:56Monday...
09:57Mm.
09:59Feels like Friday.
10:00Honey, I'm really tired, okay?
10:03But it's only nine o'clock.
10:04Nine o'clock?
10:06Monday?
10:07Monday? Whoa. Whoa!
10:10We are live from New York City!
10:13It's Monday Night Raw!
10:21All right, indeed, ladies and gentlemen.
10:23It is unbelievable that much is for certain.
10:25And you have to wonder just who will you, the fans, select
10:29to face the Quebecers for the title here tonight?
10:32And again, I would say, men on a mission,
10:34they had their opportunity at Madison Square Garden.
10:37Of course, WrestleMania, they were successful in winning the match, but not the title.
10:41But they did win the title over in Europe, only to lose it again.
10:44Smoking guns really coming on strong.
10:47And of course, those Bushwhackers, my goodness, there's only two of a kind like Luke and Butch.
10:55And there you have it, the Bolt line, just call 1-900-420-VOLT.
11:00The call calls $1.49 for the first minute.
11:0299 cents for each additional minute, kids.
11:04You must be at least 18 years old or have your parents permission before calling.
11:09All right, call now to place your vote, you be the matchmaker.
11:15And we're gonna tabulate those votes instantaneously.
11:18It is, again, interactive television at its best.
11:21And wait a minute, what's this?
11:23That can only mean one thing, you're here, so it can't mean you're coming in.
11:27It must be someone of a kingly origin, someone of royalty.
11:34It must mean it's time for the King's Court.
11:38Jerry the King Lawler, take a look at this if you would.
11:42Talk about an entrance.
11:43It's not royalty, it's just Jerry Lawler, just Jerry Lawler.
11:48Big smile on his face, look at this, he is loving this.
11:52The King, Jerry Lawler, making a royal entrance, no doubt of that.
11:59Only in the WWF, only on Monday Night Raw.
12:06You know, this might be entertaining, but it's nothing like Piper's pit used to be.
12:11Not to mention, currently the bottom line that Roddy Piper's going.
12:15Vince McMahon, be honest now, come on.
12:18Well, that's giving him a shot, it might be as entertaining.
12:20This is brutal.
12:24This is boring.
12:25Roddy Piper's not gonna waste all this time.
12:28I will not stand up.
12:30No, I don't see anyone actually bowing.
12:33Man, this is what I call dead television pie, right here.
12:37Bring it up, some more action.
12:39Friday, you can bet, Max Ruger is gonna give us plenty of action, that's for sure.
12:44And we'll be back as we continue.
12:46They're not wasting time, they're killing it.
12:48Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
12:51Oh, wait a minute.
12:52Ah, umbuck.
12:55McMahon, did you see that?
13:00What an idiot.
13:03King Bullish.
13:05We'll be back as we continue with more Monday Night Raw.
13:08King W, did you see that Vince?
13:10I can't believe it, that's so funny.
13:13Unbullished.
13:15That's, I wanna see his face.
13:19What a bull.
13:21Hey, hey, stupid.
13:23Unbullished.
13:25Welcome back.
13:26Welcome back to more Monday Night Raw, folks.
13:30The King Jerry Lauder.
13:32Look at his crown's all messed up.
13:34Ha, let's go back, Randy Savage, take another look at what we saw.
13:39This was glorious.
13:40Vince McMahon, it doesn't get any better than this.
13:43Right here on IG, man.
13:46I'm telling you, look at that, his head hit the mat.
13:49I'm telling you, this is for the iCaves.
13:51Ah, man.
13:53Arcade, scuse me.
13:55Ha ha.
13:56What do you say now?
13:57That's so funny, macho man.
13:58Who's gonna listen to him?
14:00Nobody.
14:01If I hear one more of you idiots out there laugh, I'm gonna come up there and slap the smile
14:05right off the stick and fight.
14:06Oh, man.
14:07What are you gonna say?
14:08You're gonna erase him from our minds?
14:11Ha ha ha.
14:12Hey, never have I ever seen anything like this in my life.
14:17If Hayden was ruined under the sand in the Sahara Desert, that would not equal the hate I
14:22have for you and everyone, you idiots.
14:23Look at his little ears, the way the crown is shoved up.
14:25Oh, yeah.
14:26Oh, yeah.
14:27He's ruffled.
14:28He's frazzled right now.
14:30Hey, I've fallen and I can't get up.
14:32Ha ha ha.
14:33This is what's supposed to be.
14:35What are you laughing at, McMahon?
14:37I'm sorry.
14:38Hey, brother.
14:39I'm sorry, just you.
14:40That's all.
14:41This is your day.
14:42This is your day.
14:43You're the king.
14:44Only in the WWF.
14:45It's unbelievable.
14:46Can I?
14:47Is this even on?
14:48I don't even wanna be.
14:49This was supposed to be my royal encore of the Kingsport.
14:54Foolish, foolish, foolish.
14:56And these idiots grapple.
15:00What's this?
15:01Whoa.
15:02That means one thing.
15:04If Jerry Lawler won't introduce his man, we will.
15:06No way.
15:07No way.
15:08No way.
15:09The NBA made in the USA.
15:12Here comes, Lex Luger.
15:15I think Lex Luger's got a psychological advantage in this conversation.
15:19That's only if he can keep a straight face.
15:22Look at Lex Luger.
15:23Lex Luger.
15:24I'm sure Lex Luger along with his capacity crowd and millions of fans.
15:29All over the United States.
15:31Enjoy what we saw.
15:33What a grand, what a regal entrance that was by Lawler.
15:36I'll tell you, I want a copy of that from my VHS machine so I can play it at home and make everybody laugh when they come over.
15:43Get everybody in a good mood.
15:45Whoa!
15:46What an invasion!
15:49I got to hear this Kingsport.
15:51This has got to be something right here.
15:53You know Lex Luger's got to mention it.
15:55Well.
15:56Come on, Lex.
15:57I guess all of you idiots know why that is our first guest here on the Kingsport.
16:03This.
16:04Come on, Lex Luger.
16:08What are you laughing at?
16:10Lex Luger.
16:11Let me think who he's laughing at.
16:13You don't want to be on here.
16:14You don't have to.
16:19Un, unbelievably embarrassing.
16:21This is, I bet he wishes that he wasn't here.
16:24Bloopers, bleeps, and blunders.
16:27It is nothing funny.
16:28All at one time.
16:29Bunch of numbskulls out here, you pay them good money, and they can't even do their job.
16:33What's so funny?
16:36Man.
16:37When you're laughing, every one of you.
16:39He's horrific.
16:42That's a new word right there, horrific.
16:44There you go.
16:45Lex Luger even having problems composing himself.
16:49It's gotta be his finest hour.
16:54We're gonna set that up and show you another replay.
16:57I assume in the history of the World Wrestling Federation some great talk shows.
17:03I mean, Rowdy Rowdy Piper and Piper's Pit had an entrance with style.
17:08There you go.
17:09Even Brother Love has own certain pizzazz.
17:13But King, I mean, you are so regal, so stylish, so coordinated.
17:20I mean, that surpassed everything.
17:22I mean, I'm sure that Arsenio, Leno, and Letterman are collectively shaking in their boots.
17:29No doubt.
17:30Show entrance.
17:31Incredible.
17:32Well, yeah, right.
17:34I know sarcasm when I hear it, Lex Luger.
17:36Oh, really?
17:37That was not funny.
17:39Probably you, Macho Man, and McMahon all had something to do with that.
17:44Yeah, we let him on his own.
17:45Is this the King's Court, or is this the Court gesture?
17:47Which is it?
17:48It's the King's Court.
17:49The Court gesture.
17:51King's Court.
17:53Come over here and sit down.
17:55Lawler is flustered.
17:56I've never said anything like this.
17:57Because I've got some questions I want to ask him.
17:58Should I talk about this?
17:59I want to sit down and talk about it.
18:00What do you say?
18:01Sure.
18:02Oh!
18:03No, no, no, no, no, no!
18:04What a bad day for Lawler!
18:05Get up!
18:06Beautiful!
18:07No!
18:08We'll just do it.
18:09Stand it up!
18:10Stand up!
18:11Well, that looks pretty good!
18:13Ruger looks more like a king than Lawler does!
18:14Come on, Mr. Joy Boy!
18:15You've had your laughs.
18:16That's a really nice throne.
18:17I mean, that's really stylish.
18:18Enough about that.
18:19I got you out here for a reason.
18:20I want to talk about it.
18:21I want to talk about it.
18:22I want to talk about it.
18:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:24What a bad day for Lawler!
18:25Get up!
18:26Beautiful!
18:27Enough about that.
18:28I got you out here for a reason.
18:30I want to talk about the fact that I am constantly hearing from everybody, and obviously you
18:36are the source, that you are accusing Mr. Perfect of holding some sort of a grudge
18:44against you about what happened at WrestleMania.
18:46Is that right?
18:47Are you the one that's making those accusations?
18:49I think it speaks for itself what happened at WrestleMania.
18:53I don't need to make any insinuations.
18:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:56I want to tell you because I have spoken personally to Mr. Perfect.
19:00He does not hold a grudge.
19:01We haven't always seen eye to eye on everything, but he and I are a lot alike in certain respects.
19:06Neither one of us hold grudges.
19:08Just like that idiot that dropped me.
19:09I'll probably let him carry me again in about 10 years.
19:12And Mr. Perfect doesn't hold a grudge either.
19:15You got to face the facts.
19:17What happened at WrestleMania was you got disqualified and you lost because you were way out of line.
19:25Isn't that right?
19:28Obviously.
19:29Hey, I'll tell you what.
19:30Lawler's reaching back.
19:31He's reaching back.
19:32If you don't believe it, picture's worth a thousand words.
19:36I understand we have a little piece of footage.
19:38Why don't we take a look at it and you just tell me then.
19:41Look right here.
19:42First of all, you can see the only way you got Yokozuna off his feet was that you hit him with that bionic elbow of yours.
19:48And then poor helpless Jimmy Cornette.
19:50You throw him into the ring.
19:51You should have been disqualified right there.
19:53Look.
19:54You punched him.
19:55And this is the worst.
19:56Poor old, look at that, what you're doing to Mr. Fuji.
19:59The man hadn't got an enemy in the world because he outlived all of them.
20:02And now, what are you doing?
20:04You expect him to count out Yokozuna after all you've done?
20:07He's trying to clean up the mess you made.
20:10He's trying.
20:11Look at that.
20:12There it is right there.
20:13You grabbed him.
20:14You shoved him from behind.
20:15You almost ripped his shirt off.
20:16You should have been disqualified.
20:17But still, out of the goodness of Mr. Perfect's heart, he is still trying to clean the mess out of the ring.
20:22And now look.
20:23Look at that.
20:24There it is.
20:25You shoved him.
20:26You almost pushed him out of the ring.
20:28He did what any referee would do, let alone a perfect referee.
20:32He disqualified you, Lex Luger, just like you should have been disqualified.
20:38Now, what do you have to say about that?
20:42I'll agree with one thing.
20:46That speaks for itself.
20:48I know it.
20:49You know it.
20:50Everyone out there knows it.
20:52And everyone in this building knows it.
20:57These people don't even know their own names.
20:59Now, I admit, and I'm the first one to admit, that I've made mistakes in the past, and I'm willing to own up to them.
21:06All you had to do, Mr. Perfect, you knew you were refereeing the match.
21:11If you had a beef with me, all you had to do was to be man enough and come up to me beforehand in the locker room, or wherever it was, like a man, and tell me you had a beef, and we could have said it right there.
21:24But that's not the way you did it.
21:26You picked the coward's way out.
21:28You waited till the moment, the crowning achievement of my career, when I had the world champion knocked unconscious on his back and covered for a one, two, three, to take out your grudge.
21:40Now, Mr. Perfect, that only redoubles my effort and increases my resolve to go to the very top in the World Wrestling Federation.
21:48It didn't work.
21:49I don't cry over spilt milk.
21:52But let me tell you something, and on that way to the top, Mr. Perfect, if you decide to get out of that suit and put some action where that mouth is, I'll be glad to squash you.
22:03I'm dying for you to get back in the ring, Mr. Perfect, because I'm going to take you out.
22:08And that's what it's all about.
22:13All right.
22:14That is indeed what it's all about.
22:17Lex Luger, once again, attends on Mr. Perfect.
22:21And you just might be able to see that matchup, ladies and gentlemen, on the Worldwide WrestleMania Revenge Tour.
22:28Don't miss the WrestleMania Revenge Tour coming to an arena near you.
22:39We'll be at the Richfield Coliseum in Richfield, Ohio on April 23rd.
22:43Then it's on to Cincinnati at Riverfront Coliseum on the 24th.
22:47April 25th will invade Indianapolis at the Market Square Arena.
22:50Then Albany, New York gets the action at the Knickerbocker Arena on the 27th.
22:54April 29th takes us to Providence, Rhode Island at the Providence Civic Center.
22:58Then it's on to Boston at the Garden on the 30th.
23:00We hit Worcester, Mass. The Centrum on May the 1st.
23:03And you can see all the action coming to an arena near you.
23:06The WrestleMania Revenge Tour.
23:12We're back, ladies and gentlemen.
23:13We are live, coming to you from Utica, New York.
23:16Vince McMahon, Macho Man, Randy Savage.
23:18It's Monday Night Raw, and you are the matchmaker.
23:21And this is your last opportunity, ladies and gentlemen, to make that match, as a matter of fact.
23:25I voted, and it's a secret ballot, so don't ask me.
23:28All right.
23:30What will be the smoking gun?
23:32Will you say, no, I want men on a mission to be the opponents of the Quebecers?
23:36Or maybe you want Luke and Butch the Bushwhackers.
23:40A reminder, the call cost $1.49 for each minute and
23:4599 cents for each additional minute.
23:47The number, of course, 1-900-420-BOTE.
23:53And kids, again, you must be 18 years old, or have your parents permission before calling.
23:58Call now, and you be the matchmaker.
24:01This is your last chance to be the matchmaker.
24:05Can I do the same thing next week and get a date with the matchmaker?
24:09Well, if you can crank it up like Sparky, you got a shot at it.
24:13Here he comes.
24:14He sees the checkered flag right now.
24:17Tremendous competitor.
24:20Gentlemen, start your engines.
24:24Weighing 232 pounds, Barry Horowitz.
24:32Barry Horowitz pats himself on the back.
24:37And Sparky ready for action.
24:42What's all this stuff with you and Todd Pettengill on Saturday mornings here on USA?
24:47You guys, you and Todd are getting together and trying to find a co-host to join you,
24:51the two of you.
24:52What's the story on that?
24:53As a matter of fact, this Saturday I was watching and some youngster sending a video,
24:56and so many people are sending in videos.
24:58Why I'm sending a video and pretending to be The Undertaker and Paul Bearer combined.
25:04You know, I checked that out and I just found out that me and The Undertaker have something in common.
25:09We both like to have our eggs over easy in the morning.
25:13Uh-huh.
25:14Have you seen The Undertaker lately, by the way?
25:16Well, you know where he could be.
25:18Could be in Worcester, Massachusetts, trying to track down that person that hit Barney.
25:24Would you check that out?
25:26As a matter of fact, it's not even safe to be Barney walking in a mall these days.
25:31Can you imagine that?
25:32What they need is more macho men.
25:34That's what they need, huh?
25:35That's exactly right.
25:36All right.
25:37You don't need that, though.
25:39I'll tell you, I can't forget, get the thought out of my mind, Lawler falling off that throne, brother.
25:45Unreal.
25:46Coming off, look at this.
25:47Spocky in control at the moment.
25:49We're told, ladies and gentlemen, we have with us right now, I believe, via telephone, Mr. Perfect.
25:55Are you there?
25:56The one and only Mr. Perfect, McMahon.
25:58I see.
25:59Well, Mr. Perfect, I don't know if you were able to hear some of the comments Lex Luger made earlier in the Kings Court.
26:08Were you with us for that?
26:09Yes, I was.
26:10I was watching the whole deal, and I'm telling you right now, Luger's got some kind of problem
26:14where he thinks that I ripped him off for the World Wrestling Federation Championship at WrestleMania.
26:19And I don't really understand where he's coming from.
26:21But now he's starting to shoot his mouth off.
26:23Yeah.
26:24And he's starting to shoot off a little bit too loud, asking for matches with the one and only Mr. Perfect.
26:29Hey, uh, Perfect, did you, uh, have some kind of transportation difficulty?
26:33Because you're showing a heck of a lot of guts here making a phone call to Raw.
26:37Where are you anyhow?
26:38I'm lounging and it's none of your business where I'm at.
26:41You're hiding out.
26:42I'm relaxing.
26:43I'm somewhere you wish you were.
26:44You're refereeing a little league game.
26:46You're gonna make a bad call there too.
26:48Don't let me start a fire under you because you won't be able to control it.
26:51Oh, is that right, brother?
26:52Yeah, that's just about enough on everybody in the World Wrestling Federation.
26:56I went into that match.
26:57I was trying to be biased, referee.
26:59Oh, you were biased.
27:00You were prejudicial.
27:01Yeah, Mr. Perfect.
27:02And what happens?
27:04I get blamed for causing Luger to lose the match.
27:07Luger, if you want a piece of me, all you gotta do is just open your mouth one more time
27:11and I'm gonna walk up and slap it.
27:13Perfect.
27:14You were morally wrong.
27:15But I guess because you were a referee, you were legally correct.
27:18But brother, you're scared.
27:20So I'm what?
27:21Scared.
27:22Let me tell you and everybody else.
27:24Chicken.
27:25The World Wrestling Federation has the word wrestling in the middle.
27:28And that's what I represent.
27:29And everybody throughout the world knows that I'm the greatest wrestler in the World Wrestling Federation.
27:34The greatest athlete.
27:35There's nothing I can't do perfectly.
27:37I called the match perfectly.
27:38And if you Luger and you Savage and all the millions of people, including you McMahon,
27:44if you don't like me, then there's something wrong with you.
27:47Oh, gee, golly, gosh.
27:49We're all scared over here.
27:50All right.
27:51Thank you very much for joining us.
27:52Mr. Perfect.
27:53Via telephone.
27:54The cover here.
27:55One more thing.
27:56And Sparky's victorious.
27:58We have a winner over here, Perfect.
28:00It's Sparky Blood.
28:01It's Sparky Blood.
28:02Here's the winner, Herman Sparky Blood.
28:05Mr. Perfect, I believe, has hung up on us.
28:10You heard his commentary and Sparky Blood gets a victory here.
28:15All right.
28:16We have the Quebecers standing by momentarily.
28:22Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
28:26All right.
28:27We are back and ready for action.
28:28The Quebecers.
28:29And we are tabulating the votes now.
28:30I believe it.
28:31Can we go take our cameras back to the Quebecers?
28:32We are live, ladies and gentlemen.
28:33And there they are.
28:34And representatives from West Interactive tabulating there.
28:39The Quebecers anxious to find out just who they're gonna face.
28:46And speaking of just who they're gonna face.
28:49I believe all three teams are warming up.
28:52There they are.
28:53from West Interactive tabulating there, the Quebecers anxious to find out
28:59just who they're gonna face.
29:01And speaking of just who they're gonna face, I believe all three teams are warming up.
29:07There they are, they're anxious as well.
29:10Who is it gonna be?
29:12We're gonna find out, folks.
29:14One last chance to be matchmaker.
29:17When we return, we'll have your decision and the Tag Team Championship.
29:22We are live, ladies and gentlemen.
29:29The Tag Team Championship, and here comes the Tag Team Champions.
29:37Johnny Polo with the eye patch there.
29:40He was in my fastball on WWF All-American.
29:45Just yesterday, Gorilla Monzu can find him in there.
29:49Gorilla Monzu told me he was just trying to brush him back.
29:52You know, nice false spirit.
29:54Man, you never can tell.
29:55Jacques and Pierre, we can't tell.
29:59Now Jacques and Pierre don't have a clue.
30:03Who it is they're gonna be facing?
30:05We're gonna find out momentarily, and we don't know either.
30:07You should have said that the Quebecers don't have a clue and just leave it like that.
30:11Just leave it like that.
30:12Okay.
30:13Yeah, I see.
30:14Here we go.
30:15Jacques, Pierre, and Johnny Polo.
30:18All right, and here we go.
30:23Okay, here we go.
30:25What's your bet?
30:26What's your bet, McMahon?
30:27I got the bushwhackers.
30:28I got the guns.
30:29All right.
30:30How much?
30:31No, no, no.
30:32Wait a minute.
30:33That would be gambling.
30:34That would be gambling.
30:35I don't know, maybe a minute.
30:37Whoa, wait a minute.
30:39At WrestleMania 10.
30:41Here we go.
30:42We beat you.
30:43I can't spin on a mission.
30:44Yeah, no kidding.
30:45And nothing ain't late.
30:47We beat you again.
30:49They sold the title.
30:51Spin on a mission.
30:52I think I'm right.
30:53Yes, congratulations on that Randy Savage you called it.
30:58Give me my money.
31:00The people have spoken.
31:02Mo made the Oscar man on a mission.
31:05Defeated the Quebecers at the Royal Albert Hall in London for the title.
31:10Unfortunately, they lost the championship back to the Quebecers when the Quebecers really pulled out all the stuff and cheated beyond belief in the champion.
31:21I got to believe the Quebecers don't want to see this because deja vu shades of London, England.
31:31The tag team title match.
31:33A part of the worldwide WrestleMania revenge tour.
31:37Anything can happen at any time here in the World Wrestling Federation.
31:42Will we see the title change hands here?
31:44I'll try it out again.
31:46Will we see the title change hands here?
31:48That was a lot better, wasn't it?
31:50Hey!
31:51Not in Iran.
31:52All right, Oscar.
31:53Look at the size of Maples.
31:57Ho, ho, ho!
31:58Ho, ho!
31:59Ho, ho!
32:00Ho, ho!
32:01Ho!
32:02Ho, ho!
32:03Ho!
32:04Ho!
32:05Ho!
32:06Ho!
32:07Ho!
32:08Ho!
32:09Ho!
32:10Ho!
32:11Ho!
32:12Ho!
32:13Ho!
32:14Ho!
32:15Ho!
32:16Ho!
32:17Ho!
32:18Ho!
32:19All right, come on.
32:22Here we go.
32:24Well, we are having some fun here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
32:33Mabel looks as big as that new Boeing plane they have there.
32:38The 777, no doubt.
32:41Yeah, I don't believe the professors are very happy about the match,
32:46ladies and gentlemen, that you made for them here on Monday Night Raw.
32:51I'd like to see Men on a Mission win back the titles
32:56and they dot Polo's other eye too at the same time.
33:00Wait a minute, look at this.
33:02Uh-oh, they did it already.
33:05Men on a Mission hammering away on the comebackers.
33:10And the official is allowing a lot of bending in the roost.
33:13Look at this.
33:14Hold on the back of Huge Mabel.
33:17Now everyone to the outside.
33:19And this matchup is gonna be a hum digger, that's for sure.
33:24Stay with us, ladies and gentlemen.
33:26The tag title's up for Grav.
33:28We're live, ladies and gentlemen, coming here from Utica, New York.
33:32The tag team title up for Grav.
33:34The Grav is taking it to Men on a Mission in the early stages here.
33:38We apologize for having to break away for that match.
33:40And right now though, here comes Jock.
33:42And it's Moe.
33:43Failing Jock.
33:44Heavy hitting going on.
33:46Yeah.
33:47Heavy hitting going on for sure.
33:50And Michael Jordan doing all right for him.
33:53Look at that.
33:54Uh-oh.
33:55Tag is made.
33:56Back in Pierre.
33:57Quick attacks by the Quebecers.
33:59And hammering away is Pierre.
34:05He's convinced that Michael Jordan is doing well for himself now.
34:10Hitting quite well.
34:11Watching Monday Night Raw as just about everybody in the country.
34:14Is it?
34:15Look at this.
34:16My.
34:17Only one place to go.
34:19Not bad.
34:21You know I say, let Michael Jordan play baseball.
34:24Let Men on the Mission do their thing, their style, their way.
34:28And Johnny Polo looking on.
34:48Now Polo and the Quebecers have to prepare for three different tag team combinations.
34:57Unquestionably, the Quebecers somewhat at a disadvantage here.
35:00Boom.
35:01Look out.
35:02Uh-oh.
35:03And now, here comes Pierre's tag team partner, Jock.
35:06Jock coming off the rope.
35:07That's it.
35:08Take the chocks out.
35:09Trying to get the big man down.
35:10Yeah, they're at a disadvantage, but I think that Men on the Mission,
35:13Bushwaggers and Smoking Guns, they all had a chance to beat them, no doubt about it.
35:16The Quebecers, they're tough, but they can be had.
35:19And tagging back in now is Pierre.
35:23And Pierre going upstairs where Jock was trying to concentrate on downstairs.
35:29Pierre cannot get the big man down.
35:31It may be a futile effort, but continues to attack upstairs.
35:35And Moe just walked out, Mabel turns it around.
35:38Men on the Mission doing their thing, get that dancing thing happening on.
35:43Mabel and Moe, one of the big tag team champions again.
35:49They had a taste of it on the Worldwide WrestleMania Revenge Tour over in Europe.
35:53Listen to this crowd.
35:54They're covering it by Moe.
36:00And come on, turn around.
36:02The official trying to make- He saw him right there.
36:05What's going to tell about what goes far.
36:06Pandemonium breaking out right here.
36:08Tag team takes.
36:09He's gonna be out soon.
36:14Is that right?
36:15Around in September, I believe in it.
36:16Allegedly coincides with the return of the Brother Love Show somewhere here in the World Wrestling Federation.
36:21Although, that's just a rumor.
36:23I don't want to meet any one of those guys.
36:25That's it.
36:26And Moe having problems now with Jock.
36:30One, two, three, four.
36:34No doubt the Quebecers will do anything to keep the tag team championship belts around their waist.
36:40Anything.
36:41Hey Vince McMahon, wouldn't you do anything if you had the tag team titles or a single title or any kind of a title?
36:46I will do anything.
36:47I'll say that right now.
36:48And Mabel, trying to maintain some order.
36:55But unfortunately Moe- Slap in the face right there.
36:59Has been double teamed and everything else.
37:01Come on.
37:02Moe in trouble.
37:03Frequent tag by the Quebecers.
37:05They are sharp here tonight live on Monday Night Raw.
37:08And going for the cover.
37:12What's this?
37:13We apologize ladies and gentlemen.
37:14We're having to take this break.
37:15We shall return with the matchup.
37:17We're back live ladies and gentlemen on Monday Night Raw and the Quebecers Frequent Tag.
37:23Take a look at this.
37:24My goodness, they've been on a tear to cover there.
37:27This could do it.
37:28It may be over.
37:29No.
37:30No.
37:31So close.
37:32It's been all Quebecers, but if men are missing win this match.
37:36Tremendous rematch from WrestleMania 10.
37:39Moe being double team now being set up, coming off the rope and.
37:43Whoa.
37:45I thought he was gonna land right out here on top of us Macho Man.
37:47Let's see.
37:48A cover now.
37:49The official man.
37:51No.
37:52So close.
37:53Moe's got some intestinal fortitude.
37:56No doubt about it.
37:57Lots of guts, McMahon.
37:59Did you catch that?
38:00Yeah, I'm right there with you.
38:02If I say anything you don't understand, let me know.
38:04All right.
38:05Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, off the rope and close line.
38:10And Pierre and Jacques, a cover again.
38:13And still you can't quite get Moe.
38:16Too close for comfort right there.
38:18Listen to these people.
38:19Yes.
38:20And Moe knows this capacity crowd is behind him.
38:24And Mabel chomping at the bit to get into the match.
38:29Look out, however, coming from the far side.
38:31Uh-oh, that could do it.
38:33Right into the small to the back.
38:36Coming up again.
38:37And Moe over the top.
38:39Nicely done.
38:41Now Moe.
38:44Look at that.
38:45Wait a minute.
38:46Yeah, Jacques and Johnny Polo.
38:50Charming the Quebecer back in.
38:53And Moe's trying to make a tag and unfortunately he's cut off.
38:56Wait a minute, wait a minute.
38:57Was that the Quebecer that went over the top rope?
38:59I don't think there was a tag.
39:00Yeah, that was the same one.
39:01Were you sure?
39:02Clothesline coming off and double clothesline.
39:04Both men clothesline.
39:06Pierre trying to hang on to the ankle.
39:13All Moe has to do is make the tag and the momentum of this match will turn around.
39:18This place is gonna break out in the rage right now if he can tag him.
39:22Yes, here we go.
39:23Wait a minute.
39:24Jacques is striking the official.
39:26I'm not too sure the official.
39:27The official did not see the tag.
39:29Well, I saw it.
39:31Jacques is striking the official.
39:32And look at that.
39:33Uh-oh.
39:34There's a break.
39:35We needed a break.
39:36Look at this.
39:39Now Moe is down.
39:41You can see that tag.
39:42How about that one?
39:44And look at that close line.
39:47Mabel.
39:48He is as big as a house.
39:51In control.
39:53Nice back body drop.
39:54And Jacques should not be in the ring.
39:58One, two, one.
40:01It's a handicap match right now.
40:03Both the Buggers against Mabel over the top to the outside.
40:07Wait, no, I'm betting on men and I'm missing all my chips on the table on MOA.
40:14I'm not so sure that Jacques is a legal man.
40:18And we're missing that.
40:20We need a little too long to set that one up.
40:22Crucial part of the match right now.
40:27This is where champions are made.
40:30This is where you are in the big box.
40:32Nacho Man Randy Savage holding a match up.
40:35You and Ted Koppel both around that $7 million a year mark.
40:40It's not what I'm making Vince McMahon, but that's good for Mr. Koppel.
40:45That's cool.
40:46I wouldn't take that kind of cut and pay.
40:48It'd be a pay cut, right?
40:49All right.
40:50That's exactly right.
40:51And Moe trying to make sure that there's no intervention, unfortunately.
40:59Look at this.
41:00This is what they did before Vince McMahon, and I don't think you caught it.
41:04But I'm not sure that I was right.
41:06They switched when he went to the outside.
41:08But please, don't let it happen.
41:10Let it be Moe.
41:11Official countdown.
41:12Check this out.
41:13Now I love it.
41:14Turn around.
41:15That's it. Just turn around.
41:16Turn around.
41:17Start counting.
41:19I'm gonna .
41:21No, it did not happen.
41:26I popped the bottle of champagne already.
41:31It did not happen.
41:33Somehow, Pierre got his shoulder up.
41:37Mabel, now tagging his partner Moe.
41:40Let's see what Moe can do.
41:41He's had some time to recuperate.
41:43Uh-oh.
41:44Put the floor down.
41:45Look out.
41:46Squashola.
41:50And a covered break.
41:52Counting round, Cody.
41:53That's a big package.
41:54What is this?
41:55Give me a break.
41:58Go, Cody now.
42:00A kick out.
42:01What a match.
42:03And no matter what the Quebecers do, they can't.
42:07Look at that.
42:08Double it, like a car wreck right there.
42:12Look at Johnny Polo up there as well.
42:14The official.
42:15Mabel comes out.
42:16Get him, Mabel.
42:18Mabel backing Johnny Polo up.
42:22However, Jack has just rolled Moe back into the ring.
42:26Pierre now going out.
42:27He's got Polo.
42:28Going upstairs.
42:29Yeah, I see that.
42:30But in the ring as well.
42:32In the ring.
42:33Look at this behind the officials back.
42:35Moe taking care of business outside but on the inside.
42:39The ring, brother, the ring.
42:41The ball breaks.
42:43The winners of this match,
42:47somehow, the Quebecers,
42:50pulls this one out.
42:51We don't need one referee in this type of a match.
42:58We need three.
42:59From the left.
43:00The backers are still the reigning tag team champions here in the WWF.
43:11But speaking of champions, he's gonna be here next week.
43:14Bret the Hitman Hart, the WWF's fighting champion, has vowed to pick up where he left off, taking on everyone and anyone in the World Wrestling Federation.
43:27Quang, this martial arts master, is primed for the challenge.
43:32Bret Hart battles Quang next week on Monday Night Raw.
43:40That's gonna be right here next week, ladies and gentlemen, Monday Night Raw.
43:43I'm sweating.
43:44Yeah, well you were sweating last year too, weren't you?
43:46When you're rolling those Easter eggs.
43:47Let's take you, ladies and gentlemen, to the White House.
43:49I was the champion.
43:50That was last year.
43:51I won last year.
43:52Let's go this year.
43:53Okay, let me see who I gotta defend my title against.
43:55The Bushwhackers are on hand along with the First Lady.
43:58Let's take a look here.
43:59Doink and Deek.
44:00It was a wonderful time.
44:02One of the things that we do with the Easter Egg Roll is to continue the tradition that started way, way back when President Madison was President of the United States.
44:12And his wife, Dolly Madison, started the Easter Egg Roll.
44:17Mostly, I just want to welcome all the boys and girls here, all the families here.
44:23And to thank all of you for being a part of this wonderful American tradition.
44:28I hope you have a terrific time today.
44:30I assure you that we're having a terrific time having you here.
44:34And I think we ought to start.
44:36Are you ready to start?
44:37Oh yeah, Deek gets him going.
44:41And we, and there was Doink.
44:44Doink, Deek.
44:45Actually Doink gets him going and there was Deek.
44:47It's kind of tough to keep him.
44:48But there's the-
44:49Where's Doink?
44:50And take a look at that.
44:51Butch and Luke, the White House Easter Egg Roll.
44:55My goodness.
44:56The Bushwhackers on hand, ladies and gentlemen.
44:59Socks the cat.
45:00Hey, how about that?
45:01Hey, check that out.
45:03Catnip.
45:04We'll see you next year.
45:06Welcome back everyone.
45:08We're here on Monday Night Raw.
45:10Yes, what a match up.
45:11We're gonna have for you next week the Hitman Bret Hart, the WWF Champion non-title
45:14squaring off against a martial art expert, Quang.
45:18I got the Hitman.
45:19You do?
45:20Yeah, I'll go for him too.
45:21But then he never can tell what's gonna happen here on Monday night.
45:24Wait a minute.
45:25We saw the President and the First Lady.
45:27Here's another government official in the ring now.
45:29All you tax cheats out there that you just have four days left until April 15th.
45:37And do you know what that means?
45:39It means it's time to pay your taxes.
45:42Especially you, Katanka, because I know for a fact you haven't paid the gift tax on that
45:50stinking headdress.
45:51And I'm gonna say this once, Katanka, pay off.
45:55What a match up that's gonna be.
46:01Ladies and gentlemen, Hitman Bret Hart squaring up against Quang next week.
46:04And also the King Jerry Lawler is gonna join us.
46:06And I believe he's standing by right now.
46:08King, can you hear me?
46:09I can hear you.
46:10I'm not standing by.
46:11I'm sitting by my royal throne.
46:12Quit that laughing, McMahon.
46:13Sorry.
46:14I mean, let's go back and take a-
46:16Who's your guest next week?
46:17Never mind.
46:18Let's go back.
46:19No, I want a chance.
46:20Here King, take a look at this.
46:21I don't even wanna see it.
46:22Timber!
46:24Very funny.
46:25You gotta pay for this, McMahon.