WWF Monday Night Raw 1994 Ep-1
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00:00Oh, yes, Yokozuna, 1994. It's a brand new year. It's a time to reflect amongst past mistakes, fine print and contracts, inept management, but also a time to look towards the future.
00:28The future? Oh, yes, one of the future, Yokozuna. Well, you might say that 1994 is the year of the casket. Oh, yes!
00:48I've made my New Year's resolution, Yokozuna.
00:55May you rest in peace.
01:00I signed a contract for Royal Rumble for Yokozuna to meet The Undertaker in a title match.
01:13But the contract that I get back in the mail has some fine print stuck in it by Paul Bearer saying it's gonna be some kind of match where you've got to win, you've got to stuff your opponent in some kind of big box.
01:29Now, let me explain something. I watched that contract carefully and there was no fine print in the one that I signed. It was added afterwards. There's people trying to create trouble between me and the master, Mr. Fuji.
01:44And there's also people making a lot of allegations that there was fear in the eyes of Yokozuna when he faced The Undertaker at Survivor Series. There wasn't any fear in those eyes. He is not scared of The Undertaker.
01:59I swear he's not. I know he's not. I asked him and he is not scared. He's not.
02:04That's no box. That's a casket.
02:07Don't say, wait, don't say, don't say that word.
02:10What word? Casket?
02:11Don't say, Stan. Wait, wait, wait. Yokozuna, it's okay. It's okay, Yokozuna.
02:15Calm him down. Do not say that word.
02:18Jim, that's a custom made double wide casket.
02:23Wait, wait.
02:25Don't say the word. Don't say the word casket. Don't say that word.
02:32Now listen, he's not scared. He's not scared.
02:35It's just that there's some people that have little phobias.
02:40There's some people that have little phobias.
02:42They have phobias about heights.
02:44They have phobias about spiders.
02:46They have phobias about flying.
02:48He has a little phobia about those things that have lids on them,
02:53that are boxes that you put people in when they go away.
03:16Yokozuna, this past weekend, shaken to his very foundation.
03:26And tonight, he'll be in action.
03:29Welcome, everyone, to Monday Night Raw, and Happy New Year.
03:35Vince McMahon here along with Johnny Polo, who, I might add, was victorious last week.
03:40Johnny Polo is here.
03:41And I tell you, I took Marty Jannetty to his foundations last week.
03:44Well, it beat a 1-2-3 in the center of the ring.
03:47Right, with a little help with your tag team champions.
03:50Joining us, a tag team, ladies and gentlemen, that's really taking a WWF by strong,
03:55the smoking guns, scoring up against the both HEMA tag team combination of Bam Bam Bigelow and Bastion Booger.
04:02Hey, suppose Bastion Booger eats the firing pins.
04:05What are the guns going to do then?
04:07I have no idea.
04:08I think we're going to find out, though.
04:09Joining us as well, Shawn Michaels, former Intercontinental Champion.
04:12Shawn Michaels is still the Intercontinental Champion, and the greatest ever.
04:16Razor Ramon is an imposter.
04:18And joining us as well, Double J, Jeff Jarrett from Music City, USA.
04:23However, coming into view right now.
04:26Take a load, take a look at Yokozuna.
04:30He is a load.
04:34This contest is scheduled for one fall.
04:37Coming down the aisle.
04:39Yokozuna headed to the WWF Royal Rumble.
04:42Saturday night, January the 22nd, less than three weeks from now,
04:47and Yokozuna, unfortunately, his management did not read the fine print,
04:52and he must face The Undertaker in a casket match.
04:56A most unique set of circumstances, Johnny Polo.
04:59Man, don't say that word, casket.
05:01He might hear you, McMahon, you goop.
05:03Yeah.
05:04He's scared of a casket.
05:05You know, I just said the word.
05:07He has a phobia, and no doubt anyone wants.
05:11Hey, wait, wait.
05:12You see that kid picking his nose?
05:14He's one of Bastion Booger's biggest friends.
05:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:17Only you would have picked that out among this capacity crowd.
05:21Yokozuna could be on the inside of the casket.
05:26And it's kind of tough to look out when you're on the inside.
05:30Double wide, double deep.
05:31You know, speaking about being in a casket,
05:33I don't want to get a little too morbid here, Vic,
05:35but Cesar Romero passed away this weekend,
05:38and he was a fine, fine actor, a great thespian,
05:41and I can't believe the Academy of Arts and Sciences
05:44never gave him an Oscar.
05:46Well, maybe he's a candidate for a slammy.
05:48Yokozuna preparing for his matchup,
05:50non-title here on Monday Night Raw.
05:54Yokozuna Bohema.
05:57Who knows how much he really weighs.
05:59You know, and he's got the astute management of Jim Cornette.
06:02Wait a minute now, astute?
06:04It's his management who got him into this pickle already.
06:07I don't think it was.
06:08I think it was a conspiracy.
06:09I'm calling Oliver Stone.
06:11I'm getting on the blower after this show.
06:13I think it was a conspiracy to make him in a casket match,
06:16because Jim Cornette would never sign to put him in one of those dealies.
06:19Cornette blew it.
06:21Big time.
06:22Yokozuna, locking up now.
06:24Oh, my.
06:25Hardly, Dubille down to the candles.
06:27Yoko, baby.
06:29Kick them daisies.
06:30Hey, Yoko, man, he's dope, Vince.
06:32He's dope.
06:33I think I'm making part of his what?
06:35He's cool.
06:36He's happening.
06:37It's a 90s colloquialisms.
06:39I see.
06:40Snapmare, Dubille goes over, and oh, my.
06:42Boom.
06:43Look at the agility of Yokozuna.
06:44Unbelievable.
06:45A 600-pound man moving with the grace of a 200-pounder.
06:49Big chop by Yokozuna, Dubille chop back down.
06:52Dubille obviously no competition thus far for Yokozuna.
06:57You know, Dubille or not Dubille, that is the question.
07:00I see.
07:02Yokozuna appears to be in a very bad mood.
07:07You know, there are a lot of days, I'd say, I was reading in Parade magazine, there's
07:11about 110 days a year that Americans are in a bad mood, and I don't see why.
07:15I mean, if they had beautiful women hanging on them like Johnny Polo, laying in the sun,
07:19hanging out with the Quebecers, man, they should be in a good mood.
07:22Yeah.
07:23Well, if you're Yokozuna and you have everyone under the sun coming after your World Wrestling
07:27Federation Championship, that's enough to be in a bad mood.
07:31Dubille slam, one arm slam, with authority.
07:34Listen to these people yelling USA, how disrespectful of the champion.
07:38It seems as though every time this capacity crowd begins to chant USA, Yokozuna.
07:44Oh, my.
07:45We're up there.
07:46We're up there.
07:47Puts it right back around and turns it up some as well.
07:49Can you blame on me?
07:51This guy is the World Wrestling Federation heavyweight champion, the greatest title in the face of
07:56God's green earth, and they're insulting the man.
07:59They're dissing my homeboy.
08:04Yokozuna taking direction from Mr. Fuji.
08:07Mr. Fuji, you know, he's got that keen oriental mind, very shrewd.
08:13Uh-huh.
08:14Uh-oh, look at this.
08:15Bally to belly, suplex.
08:16Fucked at it.
08:17Uh-huh.
08:18Uh-huh.
08:19Yes.
08:20Yes.
08:21Wee.
08:22By the way, a little bit later on, we will be hearing from Lex Luger in an interview conducted
08:27earlier today.
08:28Look at this.
08:29Come on.
08:30As you know, Yokozuna's management attempting to keep Luger out of the WWF
08:35Royal Rumble matchup itself.
08:37And we certainly by now have all of your opinions.
08:41The public opinion poll is closed as of midnight last night.
08:46Man, I couldn't get through on that thing.
08:48I tried to call and say, leave him out of it, and man, I couldn't get through for four hours.
08:52And I had six secretaries working on it.
08:54Well, I can tell you the overwhelming response is very positive for Lex Luger.
08:59Oh, man.
09:00The question is whether or not Jack Tunney will listen to the public.
09:03We'll find out this coming weekend.
09:05If, yeah.
09:06Tunney will make his announcement.
09:07You know, Jack Tunney needs to stay off that Prozac.
09:09Oh, my.
09:10Look at this.
09:11Dubeal.
09:12Oh, no.
09:13Here he goes now.
09:14Yes.
09:15Yes.
09:16Is Yokozuna gonna go up?
09:17No, I don't believe.
09:19Oh, come on, ref.
09:20Get in there now.
09:21Look at that.
09:22The guy knows he's gonna go up.
09:24Oh, no.
09:25Here we go.
09:27Yokozuna savoring the moment.
09:30Yokozuna going all the way up down the new 600 pounder on the rope and down.
09:38Oh, no.
09:39Split.
09:40Unbelievable.
09:41Yes.
09:42Look at that face.
09:44Look at that face, Vic.
09:46If that happens to The Undertaker at the WWF Royal Rumble,
09:51it'll be The Undertaker who stomped in the casket.
09:56Although we certainly saw Undertaker sit up after Yokozuna bonds on him
10:01at the WWF Survivor Series,
10:04and the local Yokozuna's face was very similar to the one we saw earlier on
10:09when his American spokesperson, Jim Cornette, mentioned the word casket.
10:15Oh, shut up, Vic.
10:16Let's watch the replay.
10:17Let's see what happens.
10:18Shut up and listen.
10:23Oh, my goodness.
10:26Yokozuna in a very, very bad mood when we return, ladies and gentlemen,
10:31a very special interview with the American original Lex Luger.
10:37Welcome back to more Monday Night Raw, Vince McMahon, and Johnny Polo with you.
10:40Moments from now, ladies and gentlemen, we will take you to a special interview
10:44that was conducted earlier today with an American original Lex Luger.
10:47We're gonna get his viewpoints as to his entry or maybe non-entry into the Royal Rumble.
10:52However, speaking of Lex Luger, let's take you back now to this past weekend.
10:56Johnny, just for you.
10:57Happy New Year.
10:58This one's for you.
10:59Let's show you Lex Luger in action against one of your Quebecers.
11:02Why do you gotta show that for us, man?
11:04Lex Luger against Jacques.
11:05Let's take a look.
11:06Wow.
11:07All right, here's where we begin, ladies and gentlemen.
11:09The referee down.
11:10Luger down.
11:11And Jacques, all three down.
11:12And Johnny Polo gives us a signal.
11:14Look who comes to the ringside area.
11:16It's Pierre the Quebecker.
11:18No doubt Johnny Polo with a bit of strategy here.
11:23Look at this, pulling Jacques out.
11:26And look at this, in the ring now, in the cover, hiding his head is Pierre.
11:33He's not hiding his head, he's just-
11:35And look, look, look what you're doing, Polo.
11:37Well, the ref, the ref, that hurt him, trying to revive him, trying to be a good citizen.
11:41Pierre hides his head.
11:42One, two.
11:44I don't wanna see this.
11:48And then from there, the official, still days, but Luger wasn't.
11:53Lex Luger then setting up off the rope and right there.
11:57Once again, Pierre was knocked out.
12:01The official, counting Pierre, even though Pierre was not the legal man.
12:06And then Jacques comes into the ring and says to the official, no, no, no, no.
12:10He wasn't the legal man.
12:12He's supposed to be wrestling me, Jacques tells on himself, and then from there,
12:16Lex Luger tells on Jacques.
12:19Another man knocked out.
12:21Another, Rebecca knocked out.
12:23And then there was one.
12:25Off the rope, and yes, Johnny Polo on southbound.
12:29Larry, Curly, Moe, all three stooges down by Luger.
12:33Old glory waves as never before, ladies and gentlemen, on the massive chest of an American original, Lex Luger.
12:42Lex, really on a tear as of late here in the WWF.
12:45A great deal of positive momentum headed your way.
12:48A victory last week on Monday Night Raw.
12:50This past weekend, we saw you victorious over yet another Quebecer.
12:54However, does that momentum hit a wall if, in fact, you're not allowed entry into the Royal Rumble?
13:01Jack Tunney will make his decision this coming weekend as to whether or not you're gonna be in or out.
13:06Unquestionably, America has spoken.
13:09They want you to be one of the 30 participants.
13:11Well, the moment truth has arrived, and you're right, I am on pins and needles, very anxious to hear a decision.
13:16But no matter what the decision, I want to thank each and every person out there who voted for me,
13:22who supported me, and wants to see me in the Royal Rumble.
13:24I'd like to be in it.
13:25I want to compete, and that's all I ask for, is the chance.
13:28The winner of the Royal Rumble will face the WWF champion, whomever that may be, at WrestleMania.
13:35So based upon that, do you feel that this whole protest to begin with was a little bit arrogant on Yokozuna's part?
13:41Absolutely. I'm glad you said whomever, because we talked about the competition in the Royal Rumble.
13:45What about the competition that Yokozuna has to face here in the World Wrestling Federation until WrestleMania?
13:51So I think it's a very arrogant assumption for Yokozuna, Cornette, and his people to assume he'll still be the champion at that point.
13:59I don't understand the logic.
14:01Well, I think the logic is clearly, at any odds, they don't want to face you.
14:04Preventive medicine, yeah.
14:05Yes.
14:06But from there, let's assume that Jack Tunney says, no, Lex, I agree with Yokozuna, and therefore you're not going to be allowed entry into the Royal Rumble.
14:15How do you handle that?
14:16Well, at this point, that doesn't even enter my mind, because I always try to think positive,
14:20always try to be upbeat, and if that decision does come down, then I'll deal with it.
14:26But until then, I can only control my own destiny and continue to win and be optimistic and know that maybe I'll get the chance.
14:33We've hit upon the negative.
14:34What if you're not allowed into the Royal Rumble?
14:36Let's talk about the positive.
14:37What if you are allowed?
14:38Well, they're going to see one fired up Lex Luger.
14:41I mean, what a great opportunity to compete in a showcase event like the Royal Rumble.
14:46And I know if I am allowed to compete, it's once again because of support, I think, that was shown for me by you fans out there that influenced Jack Tunney.
14:54And if I step in that ring, I step in for one reason and one reason only, and that's to win, and I won't let you down.
15:01Well, Lex, let's hope you're allowed entry.
15:04If you are, best of luck to you.
15:07Thanks for joining us.
15:08Lex Luger, ladies and gentlemen, an American original.
15:10That was earlier today.
15:12However, scheduled next will be the tag team match of the Smoking Guns against Bam Bam Bigelow and Bastion Booger.
15:40Oh, Sparky's on his way to the World Wrestling Federation.
15:56And we certainly are looking forward to it.
15:59Thurman Plug, his friends call him Sparky.
16:01Hello.
16:02We're back on Monday Night Raw.
16:05Vince McMahon here along with Johnny Polo.
16:08Take a look at this, Johnny.
16:10Luna and Bam Bam Bigelow, followed by the ubiquitous Bastion Booger.
16:17The ubiquitous.
16:18Yes.
16:19Aha.
16:20You know, they're going to be facing those stupid cowboys.
16:22Let me tell you, they're a bunch of inbred, ill-read, mentally inept, verbally insipid hillbillies.
16:28And I heard they want to give a Nobel Peace Prize to the man who discovered Hee Haw.
16:32Oh, what's wrong with Hee Haw?
16:34By the way, speaking of country and western music.
16:36Tammy Wynette recovering.
16:38You know why she was sick?
16:39It's probably from all those corrupt country music practices that go on.
16:43Oh, please.
16:44Come on.
16:45You sound like someone else in the WWF.
16:46He's going to be on the show later, man.
16:48He is a hot commodity.
16:49Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
16:50And oh, yeah.
16:51Here we go.
16:52Talk about hot commodities.
16:54They don't get any hotter than the tag team that is smoking.
16:58You know what?
17:00These smoking guns, they think a pickup truck's a luxury vehicle.
17:05Some of them are.
17:06Billy and Bart against a tag team combination.
17:09Joining up for the first time, Booger and Bam Bam.
17:11It should be a hot one.
17:13Tag team action.
17:14Coming at ya.
17:15It's going to be a humdinger.
17:17Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
17:20We're back with more Monday Night Raw.
17:34Vince McMahon along with Johnny Polo.
17:36Starting things off here for the smoking guns will be Billy.
17:39Billy Gunn against Bam Bam Bigelow.
17:42The beast from the East.
17:44Unbelievable talent.
17:45That man is so agile, it scares me.
17:48He is.
17:49Extraordinary talent.
17:50You know, but his partner, Bastian Booger, has made a New Year's resolution.
17:54He vows that by the end of this year, he will lose at least three pounds.
17:59In fact, he's on Jaja Gabor's new exercise video thing, and he says he's doing miracles for him.
18:05Really?
18:06Three pounds, buddy, in the air.
18:07Oh, look at that.
18:08Missing in the roundhouse.
18:09And Billy.
18:10Billy.
18:11And Billy with a drop kick.
18:13Maybe he had this.
18:14Time threw the ropes to the outside.
18:15Nice drop kick.
18:16I mean, no, it wasn't.
18:17No, it was a lucky shot.
18:18Yeah, that's what it was.
18:19Billy and Bart, the smoking guns.
18:21They have been teaming up now for some time.
18:23And look at this.
18:24Bart on the outside.
18:25He's laying in the weeds.
18:26Look up, Bam Bam!
18:27Look up!
18:28Yeah, and you better back off.
18:29Bam Bam certainly respecting the skills of Billy and Bart.
18:32I think Bart was a little scared that if he jumped on Bam Bam, he'd catch a foot in the mush from Luna.
18:37Who knows what's going to happen with Luna Vajon out there.
18:39She terrifies me.
18:40I don't guess so.
18:41A sexy girl, but she still scares me.
18:44I see.
18:45The smoking guns have been teaming up for some time.
18:47This again reminds you the very first time that Booger and Bam Bam have teamed up.
18:51You know, those smoking guns, they think a three-star restaurant is a drive-in with more than two kinds of condiments.
18:57And missing!
18:58Ooh!
18:59Bam Bam Bigelow.
19:00Bam Bam Bigelow.
19:01Having some problems right now.
19:02Billy's starting to wind him up.
19:03Here comes a tag!
19:05And Bart via the top rope!
19:08You know, these guys are a lot bigger than they look.
19:10They're both about 6'5", McMahon.
19:13I didn't say that they look short.
19:14I know, but they don't look that big.
19:16You look at them and you go, ah, they can't be more than 6'1".
19:19I was standing next to them.
19:20They're like, they tried to grab me one time.
19:22Luckily, my Quebecers were there.
19:23Yeah, right.
19:24And look at this.
19:25Winding up.
19:26Big Bam Bam Bigelow is Bart.
19:28Bart shot to the buckle.
19:29Here comes Bam Bam missing.
19:30Right back out.
19:31Bart winds up.
19:32And Billy and Bart trying to keep Bam Bam Bigelow away from his partner, Bastian Bugger.
19:37And in tag team action, that's one of the smarter things to do.
19:42Of course, you wouldn't know too much about that, but.
19:44Oh, please, McMahon.
19:46I am like, I'm like the computer genius when it comes to wrestling strategy.
19:50I see.
19:51Managing the WWE Tag Team Champions, the Quebecers.
19:54And look at this.
19:55Ha-ha.
19:56Missing with a roundhouse.
19:57Bart coming.
19:58Oh!
19:59My goodness.
20:00I'm in.
20:01Uh-oh.
20:02Here comes Bastian Bugger.
20:03Bugger and Bart.
20:05Look at that hump.
20:06What's up with that hump?
20:07The what?
20:08The hump.
20:09The hump.
20:10What hump?
20:11What are you talking about?
20:12The hump on the back of Booger's neck.
20:13Look at the hump.
20:14What is up with that?
20:15Bastian Bugger.
20:16Yes, he does.
20:18There is a hump back there.
20:19And, well, you can get behind him, but what do you do?
20:22He's a whale of a guy.
20:23Get it?
20:24A hump back?
20:25Bastian Bugger with Bart.
20:27Bart shot to the far side.
20:28Booger.
20:29With a close line that was.
20:31Wow.
20:32Bastian Bugger and Bam Bam Bigelow.
20:35Proud of themselves as well.
20:37They should be thus far.
20:38They're taking it to the Smoking Guns.
20:40What a matchup.
20:43Here we go.
20:44Trying to get the big man down.
20:45Booger and go.
20:47Boom.
20:48Boom.
20:49Billy coming in.
20:50And Billy tagging Bart.
20:53Look at this.
20:54Double team effort now.
20:55What's gonna happen?
20:56They can't get Bastian Bugger down.
20:58But the two of them can.
20:59They ball him over.
21:00Come on.
21:01Get one of those guys out of the ring.
21:03Come on, McMahon.
21:04What's the deal?
21:05It's your neck.
21:06Pulling a rope.
21:07Look at that.
21:08Through the rope.
21:09Yes, good.
21:10And a nice maneuver on the part of Mr. Bugger.
21:13Bam Bam.
21:15Taking advantage of Bart on the outside.
21:17The official distracted by Bugger on the inside.
21:19Bam Bam.
21:20Huge spark to the ring post.
21:22Ha ha.
21:23Great teamwork by Bastian and Bam Bam.
21:26You know, I was telling you earlier that Bastian wants to lose two or three pounds.
21:29But see, he hasn't been exercising as much.
21:31Cause like, well, he told me like, well, first of all, the dog ate his running shoes.
21:35And then his wife said she'd be angry if he lost weight.
21:38Plus, if he lost, if he exercised, he might not have enough energy left over for sex.
21:42What?
21:43For sex?
21:44Yeah, not only that, but he said the TV at the gym is always on something he doesn't want to watch.
21:47So, you know, I don't know.
21:49Go figure.
21:50You know, only you could be figuring something like that.
21:53And unfortunately, Bam Bam is figuring on defeating Billy and Bart.
21:58Bart really taking a pummeling now from the Beast from the East.
22:01Bam Bam Bigelow.
22:02Bam Bam hooking up Bart.
22:04Suplex that was.
22:06Fabulous.
22:07Fabulous.
22:08Stay on him Bam Bam.
22:09That's exactly what he's doing.
22:10The cover here, the count to it.
22:12No, Bam Bam not hooking the leg.
22:14You know, Barney, Barney and Betty are so proud of Bam Bam, especially since him and
22:19Pebbles broke up.
22:20Well, you can bet all four individuals in the ring right now will be breaking up for
22:25the Royal Rumble, the actual Royal Rumble matchup itself.
22:29Because it'll be every man for himself.
22:31Even Billy will be against Bart.
22:33And Bam Bam will be against Bastion Booger.
22:36It's every man for himself.
22:38And the 30 man over the top rope Royal Rumble matchup itself.
22:42Ooh.
22:43Set for January the 22nd.
22:45Oh, that's not a pretty sight.
22:47An attractive sight indeed.
22:49I love it.
22:52Look at Luna.
22:53Look at the flowing blonde locks.
22:54Bastion Booger now setting up Bart with the elbow to the solar plexus.
22:58Booger, well over the forearm.
23:01Pan Mark drops the leg.
23:03That should do it right there.
23:04Bastion Booger on Bart.
23:06The cover hooks the leg and no.
23:09A kick out.
23:10I'm impressed.
23:11Two and a half.
23:12I am impressed myself.
23:13Bastion Booger and Bam Bam Bigelow thus far have functioned quite well as a tag team unit.
23:21And it seems as Booger is distracted however.
23:25Is he looking at Bam Bam or looking at Luna?
23:28Bart now in the corner and Bart for the ring.
23:30Here comes the Booger man.
23:33Slow on the mark.
23:34Very slow on the mark.
23:36Ooh, Bart.
23:37Bart all day to move out of the way and the tag attempted to be made.
23:41Yes, here comes Bam Bam.
23:42There goes Bart.
23:43Is he gonna get to Billy?
23:44No, no.
23:45Yes, he did get him.
23:46No.
23:47Billy hammering away on Bam Bam Bigelow.
23:49He's like the man repossessed.
23:51Off the rope now and boom.
23:54Nice knee lift by Billy.
23:56Drop kick by Billy.
23:57Bam Bam Bam.
23:58I think he's-
24:00Wait a minute.
24:01She's rubbing his hump.
24:02Look, Luna's rubbing Booger's hump.
24:04Meanwhile, the double team effort continues.
24:06Yes, double elbows.
24:07Bam Bam.
24:08He refuses to go down though.
24:10He refuses.
24:11Bam Bam off the rope again and double back.
24:14My goodness.
24:15Bam Bam.
24:18Recover one, two, three.
24:20Wait, Booger's starting to recover now.
24:22He likes having his hump rub.
24:23He likes it.
24:24He likes it.
24:25Bastion Booger a bit infatuated, I believe, with Luna Vachon.
24:29Meanwhile, Bam Bam is hers as proud of Jess.
24:33Off the top rope.
24:34He just kissed her.
24:36He kissed her.
24:37Wait a minute.
24:38We got action on the outside and action on the inside.
24:41I can't keep it straight.
24:43Woo, DDT.
24:44DDT, that should do it on the inside.
24:47But Bastion Booger wants a hug from Luna Vachon.
24:50I think he was more than a hug.
24:52I don't know.
24:53Barts back on the top again.
24:55How long can Bam Bam take the onslaught?
24:57From the top.
24:58Oh, look at that.
24:59Yes, yes.
25:00Bam Bam looking to the side.
25:01And Bastion Booger with another hug on Luna Vachon is regurgitating.
25:06Look at this.
25:07She's nauseated.
25:09But Booger's excited though.
25:11The beauty and the beast.
25:13Here's the beast and the beast.
25:15You ain't kidding, brother.
25:17Bam Bam Bigelow having his problems on the inside.
25:20Luna having her problems on the outside.
25:22And Booger's infatuated.
25:23Booger needs to get in the ring and help his partner.
25:26What is he doing?
25:27Booger thinks that Luna Vachon is infatuated with him.
25:30She was rubbing his hump earlier on.
25:32Uh-oh.
25:33Wait a minute.
25:34Bam Bam.
25:35Bam Bam's looking.
25:36Bam Bam doesn't like this at all.
25:37I don't blame him.
25:38Bam Bam.
25:39Boom.
25:40My goodness.
25:41We've got a Pier 6 Pro McMahon.
25:44Bam Bam and Booger going at it on the outside.
25:46Let's go.
25:47The official counting on the inside.
25:48Bam Bam rocking Big Booger.
25:50No, wait a minute.
25:51Look at this.
25:52Back and forth.
25:53This thing's the Donnybrook.
25:54Here comes the official to break it up.
25:56The winners of this bout as a result of a countdown, the Smoking Guns.
26:02No.
26:03The Smoking Guns are victorious.
26:05No.
26:06And partially due to the infatuation of Booger and Luna Vachon and vice versa.
26:13Entirely due to the infatuation.
26:15Bastion Booger caused Bam Bam Bigelow to match.
26:18Wait a minute.
26:19Who's Luna going after?
26:20She's living.
26:21Oh my goodness.
26:22Who knows what's gonna happen here on Monday Night Raw.
26:26Scheduled up later on, ladies and gentlemen, Double J, Jeff Jarrett, Shawn Michaels.
26:30But right now, let's take you to Todd Pettengill.
26:35Let me just tell you before we begin, my New Year's resolution?
26:40I want a hump.
26:42Of course, you just saw a hump can get you into trouble too, so.
26:45Happy New Year, everyone, and welcome to your WWF Royal Rumble Report
26:50exclusively on Monday Night Raw.
26:52My name is Todd Pettengill and we are now just three weeks away from all the action.
26:56Saturday night, January 22nd at 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific from the sold-out Providence Civic Center,
27:02the 1994 WWF Royal Rumble.
27:05Now, the only way to see the action is to order the action from your local cable company.
27:09Make that telephone call right now.
27:11Here's hoping one of your resolutions was to make and return phone calls this year,
27:16because this one could be the most important of the entire year.
27:19Let's get right into it.
27:2130 WWF superstars will compete.
27:23It all begins with two in the ring, then every two minutes thereafter,
27:26that Casio clock goes off and another superstar joins the action.
27:30You're in until you go over the top rope and your feet touch the floor.
27:34Let's now take a second and run the 27 participants already lucky enough to have been selected.
27:40The Hitman, Bret Hart.
27:43The Awesome Crush.
27:45The Ugandan Giant, Kamala.
27:48The Rocket, Owen Hart.
27:50The Strange and Whimsical, Doink the Clown.
27:54From Men Out of Mission, it's Mabel.
27:57From Michigan, it's Scott Steiner.
28:00Plus, former Intercontinental Champion, Shawn Michaels.
28:04The Mammoth Diesel.
28:06From Love Canal, Adam Baum.
28:09You will also see Bam Bam Bigelow.
28:12The Macho Man, Randy Savage.
28:15The High Flying 1-2-3 Kid.
28:18Fatou of the Head Shrinkers.
28:20Samu of the Head Shrinkers.
28:22And Rick Steiner.
28:25Former WWF Champ, Bob Backlund.
28:28Greg the Hammer Valentine.
28:31Billy and Bart from The Smoking Guns.
28:34The model, Rick Martell.
28:36The dainty, Bastion Booger.
28:39Nice hump.
28:40Marty Jannetty.
28:41Moe from Men on a Mission.
28:43Plus, Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
28:46The Munster from Helsinki, Ludwig Borga.
28:49And the Native American superstar, Tatanka.
28:53Now, if you're keeping score at home, that means three slots are still open.
28:57As you heard earlier right here on Monday Night Raw.
29:00We'll find out this coming weekend on WWF Superstars who the lucky three will be.
29:05And certainly one of them could be the American original Lex Luger.
29:09You heard from him earlier tonight.
29:10He said if he gets in the Royal Rumble, he will be pumped and ready like never before.
29:15Keep in mind, the winner of the Royal Rumble match takes on the WWF Champion, whoever that may be, at the very prestigious WrestleMania 10.
29:25The main event is a pure classic, a casket match between the mighty Yokozuna and the man from the dark side, The Undertaker.
29:33Cornette made sure this was a one-time only shot for The Undertaker.
29:37However, Paul Bearer made sure that this would be a casket match.
29:41And as you saw at the top of the show, whenever that word casket is mentioned, Yokozuna absolutely freaks.
29:47Do not miss this main event.
29:49As you probably know, every title is on the line this year at the WWF Royal Rumble, including the Tag Team Championship.
29:56The Quebecers take on the challengers, Brett and Owen Hart.
30:01You will also see the Intercontinental Championship between champion Razor Ramon and IRS.
30:07Also, there are two superstars who may meet twice that night.
30:10Tatanka goes at it with Ludwig Borga in a singles matchup, but they're also both scheduled for the 30-man over the top rope Royal Rumble.
30:18Now, with less than three weeks to go, you have got to get up and make that call to your local cable company, really for two reasons.
30:24Number one, you don't want to be shut out of a second of the action from the Providence Civic Center on Saturday night, January 22nd.
30:30But number two, isn't it time you got to know your local cable operator?
30:34When we return here on Monday Night Raw, double J's coming up.
30:38That's J-E-F-F-J-A-R-R-E-T-T.
30:42Jeff Jarrett.
30:43And thanks for watching.
30:44This has been T-O-D-D-P-E-T-T-E-N-G-I-L-L.
30:50Todd Pettengill.
30:54In 1993, the World Wrestling Federation revolutionized Monday Night Television.
31:01It's Monday Night Raw!
31:04One year later, it's the most exciting and unpredictable show on the end.
31:09Join us live for an uncut, uncensored, and uncooked celebration of our one-year anniversary.
31:16Next week, on Monday Night Raw.
31:21We're back with more WWF Monday Night Raw, and yes, next week, ladies and gentlemen,
31:26don't miss the first anniversary show with a very special, very special guest commentator.
31:32No offense, John.
31:33What do you mean I'm special?
31:35Yeah.
31:36Very special.
31:37I'm very, very special.
31:38I'm very, very special.
31:40This man certainly believes he is special.
31:42He is.
31:43This man is a talent, man.
31:44What a singer.
31:45What a dancer.
31:46My goodness.
31:47This cat can do it all.
31:48He's hype, brother.
31:49He's hype.
31:50He's fat.
31:51He's what?
31:52He's fat.
31:53P-H-A-T.
31:54That means he's cool.
31:55Come on, Vic.
31:56I see.
31:57Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
32:00You know, I was laying down at Palm Beach there today, about 80 degrees in the sun,
32:05and I was out there in a yacht having tea with Mumsy, and I hate to say this, but she
32:09actually thinks you're a good commentator, man.
32:12I appreciate that.
32:13Well, I don't.
32:14I can't believe Mumsy said that.
32:15It irks me.
32:16It irks me.
32:17The lady, well, she's not all with it, though.
32:20As long as she keeps writing checks, though, who cares?
32:22By the way, Friday, Rob Lowe leads James Spader down a dangerous path of corruption in Bad
32:28Influence.
32:29Ooh, I saw that.
32:30That's a cool movie.
32:31The USA movie, Friday night at 9 o'clock, 8 central, and right now, Double J's a Bad
32:36Influence.
32:37Oh, my goodness, on John Crystal.
32:38You know, that movie just seemed a wee bit autobiographical there after, you know, Rob Lowe's
32:44little troubles in Atlanta a couple years back.
32:46Look at this.
32:47They come on.
32:48Two.
32:49Oh, my.
32:50Almost an upset right there.
32:51Jeff Jarrett's upset.
32:52I don't blame him.
32:53Yes, he is.
32:54How would you like to get humiliated on national TV?
32:56Monday Night Raw, the hottest show in the world.
32:58You mean like you should have been last week?
33:00No, I won last week.
33:01I was a...
33:02I humiliated that goofy confetti guy.
33:04Yeah.
33:05Humiliated, huh?
33:06Well, I can say that had the Quebecers not been in ringside, I think there's no question
33:11that Marty Gennetti would have taught you a wrestling lesson.
33:13Oh, pshaw.
33:14Crystal now.
33:16Off the rope.
33:17Nice dropkick by Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
33:19You know, Burt Reynolds called me the other day.
33:21He was telling me that now Lonnie Anderson is broke and wants more alimony money.
33:25Can you believe that?
33:26Can you believe she didn't save her money after all those hit movies she had?
33:29Like...
33:30Take a good look.
33:31Like...
33:32Well, you know all the big movies she had.
33:35Let's just stay with the action here if you would.
33:37Crystal being set up again.
33:39Double J, Jeff Jarrett back!
33:40No, no, no!
33:41Gets over!
33:42Race for never!
33:43Crystal with a two!
33:44Almost a three count.
33:45Man, that's twice Crystal almost had a big upset.
33:47What's with this kid?
33:49What's with him?
33:50I can tell you this.
33:51Double J, one of the 30 participants headed to the WWF.
33:54Everyman for himself over the top rope Royal Rumble.
33:58Yeah, it could be anybody in there.
34:00January 22nd.
34:01I can't wait.
34:02The winner of the Royal Rumble meets the WWF Champion at WrestleMania.
34:06Whomever that may be.
34:07I think you're leaving out a big part of the Royal Rumble.
34:10At that big pay-per-view event, my Quebecers will be defending the tag team,
34:15the World Wrestling Federation tag team belts against the Silly Heart Boys.
34:19What a tag team title matchup that's going to be!
34:22And I predict that the Hart Brothers will be the next tag team champions of the WWF.
34:27Oh, stop it.
34:28They can't even get along.
34:29They remind me of Latoya and Michael Jackson.
34:31I mean, they might have a facade, that front, that sham they're trying to perpetrate,
34:35that they're buddy-buddy, but man, that is internal strife.
34:38Is it really?
34:39Yes, it is.
34:40Crystal being hammered by Double J.
34:43Double J, he got some snazzy outfits, boy.
34:45He does indeed.
34:46The man is dope.
34:47Most unique.
34:48Yeah, most unique individual as you would be wanting to say.
34:51And Crustle now to the buckle.
34:54Here it comes.
34:55Double J.
34:56Crustle with maybe a little momentum.
34:59Yes.
35:00Into the power stern, hooks the leg to it.
35:02A kick out.
35:03Wow.
35:04Yes.
35:05Wow.
35:06You know, it just goes to show that anything can happen on Monday Night Raw,
35:09because Jeff Jarrett, that's the third time he almost lost.
35:12And, uh-oh.
35:13Kind of a telegraph there by Crustle and Double J capitalizes on it.
35:18Double J to cover here, and easy three count.
35:22You know, they say it ain't over until Bastian Booger sings, but I bet he just sung in the back.
35:26Here's a man who claims he can sing better than anybody in Nashville, Tennessee.
35:32Maybe one day he'll have his opportunity to prove it.
35:35Johnny Polo tried to prove something last week, he did not.
35:38Marty Jannetty dominated the matchup.
35:40Stop it.
35:41Let's take you back now to last week and show you the footage.
35:43Johnny Polo versus Marty Jannetty.
35:47Marty Jannetty now.
35:48He's not doing anything.
35:49He's not doing anything.
35:50Come on, come on.
35:51He's helping him out.
35:52So what?
35:53Look at that.
35:54So what?
35:55Bill Jannetty's out.
35:56Unbelievable, Jannetty.
35:58Hey, I'll be there.
35:59I'll be there.
36:02Polo back in the ring.
36:04Marty Jannetty's having a take on not one but two individuals.
36:08There's conspiracy, I can't even move from my seat.
36:11Over the top, hooks the hips, get him over, get him over.
36:14Get the shoulders down.
36:16Hey, turn it, turn it around.
36:17Yeah.
36:18Yes, sir.
36:22We are the greatest.
36:23I've never seen anything like that ever.
36:26Tony Polo fever.
36:30I guess you're pretty pleased with yourself, aren't you, Johnny, huh?
36:32Of course, wouldn't you be?
36:33I defeated Marty Jannetty.
36:35One, two, three.
36:37Amazing man, huh?
36:38Amazing man, although with a little help of your Quebecers.
36:41Oh, stop it.
36:42Wait a minute.
36:43Wait a minute, here comes Marty Jannetty now.
36:45What's he doing out here, my man?
36:47And he doesn't appear to be too happy at all.
36:48What you got to get out here for?
36:50Hey.
36:51Marty Jannetty and the one, two, three, kid.
36:54If you have something to say, gentlemen, there's the microphone.
36:56Let me just get one thing straight right now, Johnny Polo.
36:59Don't come out here running your mouth, telling anybody how you beat me last week,
37:03because you didn't beat me.
37:04You and that Quebecer beat me when the third was standing over here.
37:08So let me tell you something right now for us.
37:10Hey!
37:11What I want you to do is put your money where your mouth is, boy.
37:14You're talking about beating me and the one, two, three, kid.
37:16Here's the one, two, three, kid.
37:17Here I am.
37:18Why don't you put a tag match, me against your Quebecers?
37:21Can you do that?
37:22You know, I'd like to, but, you know, we got the Royal Rumble coming up against the Hart brothers,
37:27and it wouldn't be prudent at this time.
37:29Hey, listen, Johnny.
37:30The other week you come out here saying how you can beat both of us, split together.
37:33You don't seem to be so confident.
37:35Now, why don't you either put up or shut up?
37:37Why about it?
37:38One, two, three!
37:39Huh?
37:40What about it?
37:41How about a match next week to the Quebecers against the Camp in America?
37:45Okay, I'll do it.
37:46I'll do it.
37:47I'll book it up.
37:48I'll book it five.
37:49One more.
37:50One more.
37:51You put the titles on the line right now next week.
37:53No, not the titles, not the titles.
37:57Are you a little bit scared?
37:58You brought me scared?
37:59Are you scared?
38:00Are you not confident of your team?
38:02They're tough enough.
38:03All right, we'll do it.
38:04But it's only gonna be a tune-up match for the Hart brothers at the Royal Rumble.
38:07I can't believe it.
38:08The titles are on the line next week.
38:10All right, thank you very much.
38:11I guess the tag title is gonna be up for grabs, ladies and gentlemen, next week.
38:15We'll be right back as we continue with Shawn Michaels.
38:18Hey, man.
38:23Nothing like a lung full of clean, fresh air.
38:28No, chicos.
38:30Oya, man.
38:31Don't pollute your lungs with tobacco smoke.
38:35Hey.
38:37Smokers are losers.
38:40Me, personally, I only smoke when I'm on fire.
38:57Is that right?
38:58Whatever that means.
38:59You were on fire last week with Lady Luck riding on your shoulders and
39:04several Quebecers on your shoulders as well.
39:07They get Shawn Michaels, the boy toy, the heartbreak kid, and he's followed by Diesel.
39:14A huge monster, 300-pounder, rustling extraordinaire, bodyguard, etc.
39:21Diesel.
39:22Diesel and Shawn Michaels.
39:24And by the way, both of those gentlemen will be in the WWF Royal Rumble matchup itself,
39:29which means they'll be opposing each other.
39:32And every man for himself.
39:34You don't think they'd actually get into it, do you?
39:36I mean, are you kidding me?
39:38If one thought that they could dispense with the other and become the number one contender for the WWF title at WrestleMania,
39:44give me a break.
39:46We're ready for Shawn Michaels in action.
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40:02We're back with more Monday Night Raw.
40:04Vince McMahon along with Johnny Polo.
40:06And Johnny made a phone call during the commercial break.
40:08I believe we have Jacques to Quebec around the line.
40:11Jacques, are you there?
40:12Well, hello, hello, hello, Mr. McMahon.
40:15Yes, well, I must say I enjoyed, well, some people enjoyed hearing your commentary recently.
40:21But notwithstanding that, it appears as though Johnny Polo has obligated you and Pierre next week to be here on Monday Night Raw.
40:29Not as commentators.
40:31Johnny Polo has obligated you to defend the Tag Team Championship here on Monday Night Raw against the 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Gennetti.
40:39Johnny Gennetti, what about it?
40:40Oh, yeah?
40:41Well, that's okay with me.
40:42And I'm sure that's okay with Pierre, too.
40:44And I'm gonna tell you something.
40:46We are fighting champions, McMahon.
40:48We're not projects back in.
40:50Johnny, congratulations for the transaction.
40:52I think that's the greatest thing to warm us up for that Royal Rumble match in the heart.
40:57Ha, ha, ha.
40:58All right.
40:59See, McMahon, you thought it was gonna be like, you thought he'd be mad at me or something.
41:02Jacques, you like that, huh?
41:03And you know what, McMahon?
41:04You should be privileged to be sitting beside Johnny Polo as the best co-host of the year.
41:10And you know, you should be privileged to talk to Jacques, the greatest wrestler of the year, along with his partner Pierre.
41:15Ha, ha.
41:16Well, uh...
41:17Thank you, Johnny.
41:19Thank you, Jacques.
41:20Yes, well, yes, thank you very much for joining us.
41:22Oh, it was my pleasure.
41:23Johnny, you're the greatest.
41:24Jacques, you're the greatest.
41:25Oh, please.
41:26It could very well be that the one, two, three kid and Marty Jannetty are the greatest.
41:30We're gonna find out next week on Monday Night Raw.
41:33But this week, Shawn Michaels is having problems with Brian Walsh.
41:37He can't break him down.
41:38What a bridge by the young man Brian Walsh.
41:40What is Walsh, Zach?
41:41Wait a minute.
41:42And a Mikey Felt, yes.
41:45Back to another pinning combination.
41:47Uh-oh.
41:48And another pinning, got one.
41:50Two.
41:51Anything can happen here on Monday Night Raw.
41:53Brian Walsh along with Shawn Michaels.
41:57Michaels for the ride.
41:58Ooh.
41:59Look at this.
42:00Yes.
42:01My back slide.
42:02Two.
42:03Yes.
42:04Yes.
42:05No.
42:06Oh, man.
42:07I thought he had him.
42:08His shoulder block.
42:09Off again.
42:10And this time Shawn Michaels waiting for him.
42:11Yes.
42:12Yes.
42:13That Walsh kid, he got a little too full of himself, didn't he, McMahon?
42:15Oh, did he?
42:16I don't know.
42:17Like you said before earlier, anything can happen on Monday Night Raw.
42:19Almost did.
42:20And Walsh to the outside.
42:22And look where Shawn Michaels threw him.
42:24Next to Diesel.
42:26Oh, come on.
42:28Diesel with Brian Walsh.
42:30Now, what's he gonna do?
42:31Well, nail him back in.
42:32At least he didn't nail him.
42:33Like he did Razor Ramon.
42:35Remember that?
42:36Of course I remember that.
42:37It was great.
42:38Diesel through the curtain.
42:40Nailing Razor Ramon.
42:41And that was no Buddy Ryan punch, I'll tell you.
42:44Look at Diesel.
42:45He's throwing him back in.
42:46It's like a game of volleyball.
42:48Just back and forth.
42:50Brian Walsh having his problems with Shawn Michaels as anyone would.
42:53Notwithstanding the presence of Diesel on the outside.
42:58And look at this!
42:59A suplex!
43:00You know, Vic, I gotta say here, of course he's gonna have problems.
43:03Shawn Michaels is the Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion of the World Wrestling Federation.
43:08Cover hands!
43:09Could have had the count of three, I believe.
43:11I think he's gonna humiliate the kid.
43:13Razor Ramon is the undisputed Intercontinental Champion.
43:17Stop!
43:18Not Shawn Michaels!
43:19Stop it!
43:20Shawn Michaels is!
43:21And Razor Ramon will be defending the championship, as a matter of fact, at the Royal Rumble event.
43:26Against Erwin R. Shyster.
43:28What a classic encounter that is likely to be!
43:30You know, I don't know what ocean Razor Ramon swam over here.
43:33Or what border he crawled under.
43:36But, uh, I think they should get a deport him, take his green card away, and send him back from whence he came.
43:41Oh, really?
43:42Yes.
43:43Boy, that's the American spirit, huh?
43:44You're real proud of yourself, aren't you?
43:46Well, I came over.
43:47My relatives came over into Mayflower.
43:49They were like, you know, my great-great-great-great-grandfather, Sir Horatio Abercrombie Polo,
43:55was the man who originally settled the island of Palm Beach.
43:58Well, that's an amazing story.
44:00You didn't know that, did you?
44:01No, I didn't.
44:02Walsh now.
44:03And a knee in the gut.
44:04Yes, indeed.
44:05Brian Walsh, a tough competitor.
44:07Right in the bread basket.
44:10Right, just like the Quebecers are likely to get it next week, ladies and gentlemen.
44:14The tag team title up for grabs next week.
44:17The Quebecers against the 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Giannetti.
44:20Plus, wait a minute.
44:21What's this?
44:22We've just been informed, Bastion Booger will square off against Bam Bam Bigelow.
44:28What a first year anniversary show next week on Monday Night Raw.
44:33Wait a minute.
44:34One, two.
44:35One, two, yes.
44:36Oh, my.
44:37Walsh, what a trap kick in the midsection.
44:39He only caught part of it, though.
44:40He needs to stay on Shawn Michaels.
44:41Walsh with Shawn Michaels coming off the roof.
44:43And Michaels hanging on, drops the elbow.
44:46Cover him, Shawn, cover him.
44:48This kid's tough.
44:49Just beat him.
44:50Beat him.
44:52Michaels now.
44:53Watch this, and...
44:54Oh!
44:55Unbelievable.
44:56That's it.
44:57Hey, you know I co-host the WWF radio show with that buffoon Jim Ross.
45:02And today's his birthday, and they got a big night.
45:05They got a big plan for tonight.
45:07They're all going to Walmart to look at the glow-in-the-dark truck decals for his birthday bash.
45:13Truck decals that glow in the dark.
45:15Oh, look at this!
45:16He's from Oklahoma.
45:17He's a hit.
45:18The cover, the cannon!
45:20In this one's history, Shawn Michaels with another victory.
45:23And Michaels and that huge monster, Diesel, both of them headed to the Royal Rumble matchup itself.
45:29And there's Shawn Michaels with the belt he used to legitimately wear.
45:33He does legitimately wear it.
45:35He still claims to be the Intercontinental Champion.
45:38Maybe one day he and Razor will decide for sure just who is the better of the two.
45:43Hey, look.
45:44Look, they're taking a close look at the guy.
45:46He's out cold.
45:47He's out.
45:48There's a look at Shawn Michaels and Diesel victorious on Monday Night Raw.
45:53Stay tuned.
45:54We've got more to come.
45:57Welcome back to Monday Night Raw, ladies and gentlemen.
46:00And I must say, I've enjoyed the action thus far this week here on Monday Night Raw.
46:04I don't think Johnny Polo's enjoying things right now.
46:06However, next week in action, you'll be enjoying things since our very first year anniversary of Monday Night Raw.
46:12The Quebecers defend the tag team title against Marty Jannetty in the 1-2-3 Kid.
46:171-2-3 Kid.
46:18And in the corner, I'm going to be there along with the winner of the Miss Lane Team 93, Howard Stern pageant.
46:23You will not.
46:24Well, I'm going to try.
46:25And speaking of lovely ladies, Luna Vachon's going to be there.
46:28But whose corner is she going to be in?
46:29Bam Bam Bigelow or Bastion Booger?
46:31From what I understand, the winner of the match gets her for two weeks and the loser gets her for a whole year.
46:36Oh, yeah.
46:37All right.
46:38All right.
46:39However, earlier on, Marty Jannetty and the 1-2-3 Kid put you in your place.
46:42They put you in the corner.
46:43You know, they put me in the corner.
46:45So now we're going to defend it, but I'll tell you what.
46:47After we beat them, it's only going to be one stepping stone away from the Hart brothers at the Royal Rumble.
46:52I see.
46:53Join us next week, ladies and gentlemen, when the tag team championship will be up for grabs.
46:57And Happy New Year, everyone.