WWF Monday Night Raw 1994 Ep-6
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00:00Last Monday night in a match previously scheduled for
00:04the injured 123Kid, his tag team partner Marty Jannetty filled in against Johnny Polo.
00:10Allowing the 123Kid to join the announce team.
00:15We all know what you got in that briefcase, sir.
00:17You got Razor's gold in the briefcase.
00:19I see you cheating.
00:20Erwin R. Shyster was outraged by the kid's accusation.
00:24Erwin R. Shyster then shoved a defenseless kid to the floor,
00:28attracting Jannetty's attention.
00:30While IRS encountered Jannetty's disapproval, the kid grabbed the briefcase.
00:37The kid then removed the briefcase in question and hobbled away to safety.
00:44Leaving Erwin R. Shyster, looking for Jannetty and looking for his briefcase as well.
00:52Blaming Jannetty for his missing property, IRS went to start Marty Jannetty's
00:55permanent retirement fund until, ah yeah, he encountered the walking rebound of not
01:02only Marty Jannetty, but also his newfound business partner, Razor Ramon.
01:08As Ramon had just been reunited with his precious gold.
01:14Suddenly, Irwin's desire for revenge for Marty Jannetty had been stopped short.
01:19As Razor Ramon and Jannetty looked on, they disdainfully threw IRS's briefcase.
01:26And tonight, the deal has been closed.
01:29Tonight, Marty Jannetty meets the taxman, IRS, on Monday Night Raw.
01:35The taxman cometh!
01:47What a matchup!
01:49Irwin R. Shyster squaring up against Marty Jannetty tonight on Monday Night Raw!
02:04Hello, everyone! Welcome to Monday Night Raw! I'm Vince Saban, along with Bastian Booker.
02:16No, thank you.
02:17And tonight, ladies and gentlemen, in a national matchup, you'll see in action a young man by
02:22the name of Thurman Plugg, who has dual careers.
02:24He is a stock crowd racer, as well as a WWF superstar.
02:28And Thurman's friends call him Sparky.
02:31You know something, man?
02:32I think maybe I got a little bit extra gas for Sparky.
02:35In addition to Sparky being Willis, joining in as well, the Rocket.
02:40Owen Hart, and the Rocket is headed to WrestleMania.
02:44Oh, you know something about that Rocket?
02:46I feel like I'm ready to blast our plate now, too!
02:49In addition to that matchup, ladies and gentlemen, joining in as well,
02:53will be the great Kona Krush.
02:56Krush will be here.
02:57Well, Krush is gonna take all of the opponents and crush them, just like these doctors.
03:02Well, Bastian Booker is headed for a Maalox moment.
03:06Let's take you to action.
03:08Here we go.
03:09Ladies and gentlemen, this time for the moment,
03:15it's going to be so wonderful.
03:18One narration full of spiky guns headed to the square circle.
03:22Bastian Booker continued to march.
03:26On what is that?
03:27Nachos?
03:28Yeah, they're really, these are the greatest shots I've ever had in my life, I think.
03:31That's what you see every time you have them.
03:33The Smoking Guns, ladies and gentlemen, running for tag team action,
03:36kicking things off here this week on Monday Night Raw.
03:40Vince McMahon and Bastian Booker.
03:43Look at that Barry Horowitz sitting there with men, beat the Buffalo Fields of professional wrestling.
03:47He is, huh?
03:48What about Whoopi Goldberg, by the way, beating you out of the spot there at the Oscars, huh?
03:54Well, I'm manning up to congratulate her.
03:56She's the first black person to ever host the Oscars.
03:59And I'll tell you what, next year they're gonna need a 400 pounder.
04:01I'm sure I'm in line.
04:02Well, maybe next year then.
04:04Imagine that, Bastian Booker, the host of the Oscars next year.
04:08Who knows, anything can happen.
04:09Or at least anything can happen in the WWF.
04:11Billy now, blocking up with Reno.
04:13Nice takedown.
04:14Oh, look at that.
04:16Nice arm drag takedown.
04:17I'll tell you what, these smoking guns are in tremendous condition.
04:21Condition?
04:22They look awful thin to me.
04:24You have to see right through them almost.
04:25The two of them don't make a good one person like me.
04:28You gotta be good 400 pounder, man.
04:30Great.
04:31Look at this double team effort.
04:32Come on, ref, get in there.
04:33Billy trying to get out.
04:34Double team.
04:35Come on, ref, do something.
04:36Do something about this.
04:38They got a good five.
04:39You can see the referee still pounding there.
04:41It looks like Billy's taking matters into his own hands.
04:44Billy trying to make the tag to his brother, Bart, and yo.
04:47That's one way to be tagged, I suppose.
04:50I'm not so sure that was a legal tag.
04:52Billy and Bart now hammering away with Barry Horowitz, Reno Riggins.
04:56And wait a minute.
04:57Look at this.
04:58Wow.
05:00A little dysfunction there.
05:02Oh, look at that double team effort.
05:04I hope somebody wins this match in a hurry, man.
05:06I'm sitting with my feet up in the air because I see these smoking guns.
05:09They're getting some horse manure with them.
05:11I see.
05:12Well, speaking of same things, the Groundhog, we understand, came out recently.
05:15Saw you and won't be back for six weeks.
05:19Can you prove to that?
05:20I'm going to be there in six weeks when he pops out again this time.
05:22Oh, boy.
05:23I'd love to get one of them Groundhogs on the barbecue one of these days.
05:26I would imagine you would like to have anything on the barbecue.
05:29I would.
05:30I love barbecue, and it's a lot of fun, and that's my ideal weekend, barbecue and eating.
05:35Mm-hm.
05:36Surprise, surprise.
05:37Billy tagged back in now.
05:38Right back on Reno Riggins.
05:40Working on the left arm and shoulder.
05:43And another frequent tag here, Billy and Bart.
05:46A lot of double teaming there by the Smoking Guns, but, man, I think you only see that one-sided.
05:50I've seen the guns doing the same thing there.
05:52I see.
05:53And now look out, someone's gonna go for the ride.
05:56A nice suplex coming for Reno Riggins.
05:59Wow, you gotta be ten feet in the air right there.
06:01The Smoking Guns.
06:02We're at the Tag Team Championship bound earlier this weekend.
06:05The Steiner Brothers in a non-title match had ten minutes to defeat the Quebecers.
06:09They did not.
06:11The Tag Team Championship is up for anybody right now.
06:15I'll start looking for a partner, Mike Selton, man.
06:17I think I'm gonna jump in that tag team category here pretty quick.
06:20Let me see.
06:21Who would your tag team partner be here in the WWF?
06:24I don't know.
06:25I'm gonna have to get somebody that's in as good a shape as I am,
06:27somebody that's as peak physically and distant as me.
06:30So it might be hard for me to find one for a while.
06:32I see.
06:33And down across the arm.
06:35How about a manager?
06:37How about the Roseanne Barr, something like that?
06:40What a beautiful photo I've seen over on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine last week.
06:44Man, oh man, I bought about ten copies, hung them up all over.
06:47I can imagine.
06:49Oh, Bastion Booker and Roseanne Barr.
06:52By the way, happy birthday.
06:53Talk about classics.
06:54Happy birthday tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen,
06:57to the one and the only, the all-time great WWF superstar,
07:02classy, Freddie Blassie.
07:04Wow.
07:05Yeah, Freddie, thank you for the first hundred years.
07:07Hey, let's be nice.
07:08Reno Riggins, turning things around there on Bart.
07:12Nicely done.
07:13This is quite a tag team match up here on Monday Night Raw.
07:16And, look at this, reversal across the back now.
07:21It's Bart with Reno Riggins.
07:23He tags in his partner, Billy.
07:25Billy now from the top Raw fans.
07:29Oh, my.
07:30A cover.
07:31A count of victory for the Smoking Gun.
07:35Boy, back to the Ponderosa for those two.
07:38Here on Rollins.
07:40Oh, yeah.
07:41They are smoking.
07:45They are the Smoking Gun.
07:47I'll tell you, McMahon, they're a better team than the Hart brothers, Owen and Bret.
07:52Well, it was just two weeks ago at the WWF Royal Rumble when Bret and Owen Hart entered as a unified team to meet the Quebecers.
08:01Bret the Hitman Hart suffered a devastating knee injury and was unable to complete the match, resulting in his brother Owen's wrath.
08:10Owen furthered the agony of Bret with a kick to the knee and then began a public campaign of criticism.
08:17Let's pick up Owen's comments from last week's All-American.
08:20And what did you do?
08:22Give me and give our audience, give our fans, give them some reason, some provocation, some legitimate provocation for what you did when you kicked your brother in the knee.
08:33What's a provocation for that?
08:35Honestly, you want to know?
08:42I kicked you in the leg, Bret, and it felt good.
08:47It really felt good.
08:50I had a lifetime of anger and hostility and frustration.
08:55And when I laid that kick into your leg, Vince, it felt great.
09:01I got a whole world, a whole lifetime of frustration off my chest in that one little kick, Bret.
09:08I should have kicked you again, but I had composure.
09:12Even though you cost me the biggest title of my life, the WWF Tag Team belts, you stripped it away from me, Bret.
09:20I'll never forget what you did, the feelings that I had in that ring when you did that to me, Bret.
09:27I'll never forget it.
09:30This situation with Owen and what happened with Owen and where it's taken my family.
09:35And I have never, I promised myself that I would never forgive myself if I in any way physically confronted or battled it out with my brother.
09:49That was something I would never, ever allow myself to do.
09:52And I don't know if I can forgive the people that have somehow put this thing into motion.
09:58And I don't know if I can forgive Owen himself.
10:02And I don't even know if necessarily that I can forgive myself.
10:05But I think it's got to the point where I got to do something about it.
10:10It's obviously not going to go away.
10:12It has to be resolved.
10:14As much as I love my brother Owen, and I hate the thought of myself actually physically having to deal with him, I don't see any other way around it.
10:28It's time for Owen and I to settle this thing.
10:30I know my mom and dad are, my mom and dad are going to be sick knowing that we are going to physically go at it.
10:37But I want them to know I did everything I could possibly do to prevent this.
10:42And I don't see any other way around it.
10:44This has got to be done.
10:46And I got to settle this thing with Owen and maybe, just maybe I can knock some kind of sense into Owen.
10:52This is like a present day version of Cain and Abel.
10:55And ladies and gentlemen, we shall return with Cain or I should say the Rocket Owen Hart for more Monday Night Raw.
11:04We are back and no, this is not another boring Pro Bowl.
11:07This is Monday Night Raw.
11:09It would have been a lot of better game if I would have been down and played quarterback like they asked me.
11:13But I had other commitments, man, so I couldn't make it.
11:16Mr. Booker, the only bull you've ever been around is the one containing pounds and pounds of food.
11:21All right, McMahon.
11:23Probably the cereal bowl.
11:24Take a look at this.
11:26The Rocket Hart, boy, he looks good, huh, McMahon?
11:29He's getting ready for that.
11:30He finally had a change of heart.
11:32He got tired of listening to them snotting those brothers of his.
11:35Now he's going to go out on his own and he's going to do great.
11:37You think so, huh?
11:38I sure do.
11:39What a matchup it's going to be at WrestleMania.
11:42The Rocket, Owen Hart squaring off against his brother, the Hitman, Bret Hart.
11:47All his life he had to sit up there in Calgary and watch the other brothers live off of it.
11:50Mommy and Daddy.
11:51Now he's going to break out on his own, McMahon.
11:53I'll tell you, it's time for the Rocket to soar and he's really going to take off.
11:57And you wonder what sort of condition that the Hitman, Bret Hart, will be in after.
12:02Hey, wait a minute.
12:04That's what I think of Bret Hart.
12:06I'm the number one, Hart.
12:07Get to live with it, Bret, because I'm going to beat your head in.
12:13Wow.
12:14Can you believe that?
12:15He's going to beat his head in, McMahon.
12:16I'll tell you what, Owen Hart looks really, really fired up to me.
12:19This is a mission that he's going to really accomplish.
12:22And I'll tell you, I think Bret Hart's in trouble.
12:24He could very well be.
12:25Could it be that the Rocket Owen Hart would spoil his brother's attempt at once again becoming the WWF champion at WrestleMania?
12:33The Hitman must face his brother, Owen, before he faces the winner of the Lex Luger-Yokozuna matchup at WrestleMania.
12:41Listen to this, we want Bret.
12:44We want Bret.
12:45I'll tell you what I want, McMahon, I want some pizza.
12:47I told you when I come out here that I had big orders, I wanted food constantly.
12:52All right, okay.
12:53I want four or five large pizzas sent out here, as big as they make them.
12:57Bring them in a wheelbarrow.
12:58That's the deal we made, no question.
12:59We'll doll up Domino's, see if we can't get them out here.
13:02Yeah.
13:03And here we go, Owen Hart locking back up by John Paul.
13:06Owen Hart is unquestionably a tactician.
13:09Owen Hart is, I don't know if he's as good as his brother, Bret, or not, but they have very, very similar styles.
13:15We'll find out very shortly who the better brother is, Owen McMahon.
13:18Yes, indeed.
13:19I've got to say, Owen does look great these days in the ring.
13:22Especially this John Paul guy, I never trust a guy with two first names.
13:25Is that right?
13:26That's it, that's one of my mottos.
13:28Oh!
13:29Elbows striking John Paul.
13:30But you have a lot of mottos, huh?
13:32Sure do.
13:33I'd run them all off to you if we got time.
13:34By the way, are you and Kathleen Sullivan on that same fat loss program?
13:38Fat loss?
13:39She may have a little lose, I'm looking pretty good right now.
13:42I see.
13:43Is that it's all of his daughter, McMahon?
13:45I'm not sure who she is.
13:46I, well, no, let's leave that one alone.
13:49Obviously, Bastion Booker in need of a little Ginny Craig, a little Nutrisystem.
13:55Or how about some micropothermic force?
13:58There you go, that would do it for you.
13:59I'll tell you, that stuff better not become one of them pieces I ordered.
14:03Owen is in fantastic shape.
14:07And again, that, here we go with the chat.
14:10Wow.
14:11You see, that isn't Leewon Booger?
14:13No.
14:14Booger wants pizza.
14:15Imagine the capacity crowd chanting that.
14:17You never know, McMahon.
14:19Booger Mania is starting to run wild here, you know?
14:21Wait a minute.
14:22Booger Mania?
14:23That's it.
14:24That's one of my new, that's another motto.
14:25I see.
14:26You always said that.
14:27I hope your right knee's all down.
14:28Look at this.
14:30Oh, my goodness.
14:31Owen Hart is just taking John Paul apart.
14:34And you can bet he's doing it for a purpose.
14:36To show his brother, to show the world, maybe even his family members, exactly how good he is.
14:41But wait a minute.
14:42Paul reverses that.
14:43Paul with a left jab.
14:45And another one.
14:46Owen is dazed.
14:47Owen being set up now.
14:49Reversal coming off the rope, Paul.
14:51Underneath him.
14:52Owen Hart.
14:53Oh!
14:54Booger Mania.
14:55Wow, that looks like he landed right on the point of the chin to me, man.
14:57And they're covered.
14:59No.
15:00Wait a minute.
15:01Owen Hart could have had it right there.
15:02Again, he's trying to prove a point.
15:04But will he be able to prove the point at WrestleMania?
15:07Will he be able to defeat his brother, Bret Hart?
15:11Wow, what an uppercut.
15:12Awesome.
15:13I'll tell you, he learned that from Stu Hart.
15:15And Owen with another one.
15:18You can hear the smack of the flesh there.
15:20Owen Hart setting up John Paul now.
15:23To the rope, coming up.
15:24And now look at this, caught by the left.
15:26Not for long.
15:27Not for long.
15:28Not for long.
15:29Oh, he showed a lot of fantastic moves tonight, man.
15:32He looks like he's really been training.
15:34Looks like he's really getting ready.
15:36By the way, any true to the fact that you and Ted Turner have been going through the Jane Fonda fitness program?
15:43Oh, you notice I've been slimming down a little bit, man.
15:45Yeah, Ted and I get together often.
15:47We work out, we get in front of the TV, we plug in that tape, and wow, we really go at it, Ted and I.
15:53I see.
15:54And there, ladies and gentlemen, the sharpshooter applied.
15:57And the move that the hitman Bret Hart made so famous.
16:01And the Rocket Owen Hart is picking up right where his brother Bret left off.
16:07You can let go anytime now, Mr. Owen.
16:10Hey, how about that peachy man?
16:12I don't smell anything yet.
16:14Unfortunately, I do.
16:15The Rocket Owen Hart is smelling success these days.
16:18He's on his way to lock up with his brother Bret at WrestleMania.
16:21And then Bret goes on to face the winner of the Luger-Yokozuna match at WrestleMania.
16:27Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
16:31I always like to keep my favorite snack handy.
16:48Need a little excitement?
16:50Step into a Slim Jam.
16:51Oh, yeah.
16:53I'm in action at the recent WWF Royal Rumble with what he did to his brother Bret.
16:58No doubt about that, a most memorable moment.
17:00But speaking of memorable moments at the Royal Rumble, surely that would lead us to The Undertaker
17:05in a moment that was bordering the supernatural.
17:09There have been a number of Undertaker sightings as of late.
17:12With that in mind, let's take you now, ladies and gentlemen, to Mr. Paul Bearer.
17:17Oh, in order to believe, you must have faith.
17:27If you believe in my Undertaker, you must have faith in the fact that one day he'll return to us.
17:36But in reality, he has never really left us.
17:42Why, just the other day, someone said they saw The Undertaker.
17:48But you know, I see The Undertaker every day.
17:53That is the reason why I come here, to be closer to my Undertaker and to his spirit.
18:01If you believe in The Undertaker, you must have faith in the fact that one day he'll rise again.
18:11Oh, yes, he'll rise again.
18:14See the World Wrestling Federation like you've never seen it before.
18:24Be a part of the very first WWF Fan Festival, where you can interact with the superstars,
18:29get autographs and photographs, and maybe even step into the ring.
18:33Experience the World Wrestling Federation Fan Festival, coming to the Rotunda at Madison Square Garden,
18:39Friday, March 18th through Sunday, March 20th.
18:42Tickets are on sale at the Garden Box Office or charged by phone.
18:46The WWF Fan Festival, a part of WrestleMania weekend, ladies and gentlemen.
18:55An opportunity for you to be with the WWF superstars, perhaps closer than you have ever been before.
19:02Bring your camera, it is a photo- Wait a minute, let's listen to everyone.
19:07Can you tell me why is it that the Poconos area has more tax sheets per capita than any other area in the state of Pennsylvania?
19:22My, Erwin R. Scheister not making any friends here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
19:26But again, all the superstars will make all kinds of friends as part of the WWF Fan Festival.
19:33WrestleMania weekend, an opportunity for you to, how about this, step right into an official WWF ring.
19:40Or for that matter, you can be with Paul Bearer on the funeral parlor and an opportunity to meet perhaps that man right there.
19:48Tell you what, McMahon, you'd like to jump in there in that ring and meet Marty Jannetty or IRS.
19:54I'll tell you, they both look pretty serious tonight.
19:56And I'll tell you one more thing, McMahon.
19:58I think I'm gonna hide some food in that casket of Paul Bearer's over there where nobody's gonna find it.
20:03Well, no one would look in there for sure.
20:05Look out from behind, IRS going to work on Marty Jannetty.
20:08This should be a fantastic matchup.
20:10You will recall, it was last week, Erwin R. Scheister accused Marty Jannetty of stealing his briefcase,
20:15when in fact, it was the one, two, three kid.
20:18The kid justifiably took the briefcase and took Razor Ramon's gold out of it,
20:23and gave it back to the bad guy.
20:25Nonetheless, the challenge was made by Erwin R. Scheister for Marty Jannetty, and we've got the matchup.
20:31And Erwin has problems.
20:33Look at this, a scoop and a slam.
20:35Marty Jannetty's handling Erwin R. Scheister pretty easy here.
20:38I'll tell you something, that's a human thermometer, one, two, three, kid.
20:41He's been sticking his nose in there anyway.
20:43To the outside now, Erwin breaking the momentum.
20:46Erwin R. Scheister, the consummate professional.
20:49A great tactician, and a great brawler.
20:52This man can put it all together.
20:54And knows when to step to the outside.
20:56Step outside, Marty Jannetty blew one of his suspenders off.
20:59They're still all twisted up there.
21:00I don't think IRS was ready for the wild thing that Jannetty came after him with.
21:05Speaking of, do you mind if I look at this all over you?
21:09Please, Mr. Bugger, let me, that's-
21:12What do you mean it's all over me, McMan?
21:14You've got that pizza sauce just dripping from there.
21:17That's the best way to have it.
21:18It's gotta be running down your elbows, right up to your elbow in case anything gets away.
21:21You just reach over and lick it right off.
21:23We have some napkins, please, for Mr. Bugger.
21:26You'll need those napkins.
21:27Have a bite of this, McMan.
21:28You'll probably like it.
21:29Come on, have a bit.
21:30I'll put a slice right here in front of you.
21:32No, thanks.
21:33Irving our shyster, ready to get back.
21:35Here we go now.
21:36Locked back up with Marty Jannetty.
21:38Marty Jannetty.
21:40He and the 1-2-3 kid at one time held the Tag Team Championship.
21:44Oh, what an upset that was on Monday Night Raw.
21:47And perhaps another one here.
21:49Count of two.
21:50And there, look, hooking the tights.
21:52Back again.
21:54Jannetty.
21:55And now real danger of being pinned.
21:57I don't believe he must release it.
21:59I don't think that's right.
22:01I don't think that's the official actually touching one of the competitors.
22:05Yeah, you know, I was worried about the referee touching somebody, McMan.
22:08You know, somebody touched me at the airport this morning.
22:10I was coming over here.
22:11And what happened?
22:12And Chuck Jones, you know, he come up to me and said, hey, how you doing?
22:15Say hello to a good friend of mine, Vince McMahon, when we see him.
22:18What's that all about, McMan?
22:19Chuck Jones?
22:20Yeah, Chuck Jones.
22:21You know, he was Marlon Maples' advisor there.
22:24Drop toehold.
22:25He's the one who took all his shoes.
22:27All I can say is if the shoe fits, Mr. Booger, perhaps you'd be wearing it.
22:32As well as breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, and all the other things that you wear so well.
22:37Is it time to eat again?
22:38Oh, please.
22:39I thought you were just running down my schedule there.
22:41And Marty Jannetty now with the arm bar.
22:44And Irwin R. Shyster.
22:45How about that?
22:48Now that's unusual.
22:49Jannetty ripping our ass to the outside.
22:51Both men on the outside now.
22:53My goodness.
22:55And now Jannetty pulls him right back.
22:57So Jannetty.
22:58No.
22:59Man.
23:00Unbelievable.
23:01Irwin R. Shyster shoved Jannetty into that ring post.
23:06And Jannetty may not get back in.
23:09Look at the sweat pouring off of the tax man's face.
23:12These two guys are really going at it.
23:14They had to bruise or break some ribs on Jannetty.
23:16He hit that steel post harder than anybody I've ever seen hit that thing in my career, I think.
23:21And Irwin R. Shyster back in the ring.
23:23The official picking up the count now.
23:25Irwin R. Shyster is hot.
23:28He is angry because, in fact, he blames Jannetty.
23:31But it was the one.
23:32Wait a minute.
23:33The one, two, three kid who got Razor's gold back for him.
23:35It doesn't matter which one of them got it.
23:37They all think alike.
23:38They act alike.
23:39And look at that.
23:40Sunset flapping.
23:41And Shyster trying to hang on.
23:43He's trying to hang on.
23:45One, two.
23:47Yahoo!
23:48Almost a count of three.
23:50How about that?
23:51Jannetty.
23:52Jannetty still having the presence of mind to pull something like that off on your fall.
23:57Jannetty.
23:58Taking a thumb to the face.
24:00Wait a minute.
24:01What's this?
24:02Jacques and Pierre, the Tag Team Champions.
24:04What are they doing out here?
24:05We're back when we're Monday Night Raw.
24:08And by the way, during the commercial break, ladies and gentlemen, the Quebecers were sent back.
24:12Back to the dressing room area.
24:13If we have the footage, perhaps we can roll it.
24:15There you see right now, Jannetty in the clutches of IRS, where the Quebecers were sent back.
24:20Here now, this is what happened during the break.
24:23Look at this.
24:24The Quebecers attacking Jannetty when the official's back is turned.
24:28The Quebecers have no business being out there.
24:32Obviously have not forgotten Marty Jannetty and the one, two, three kid.
24:36Defeating them for the championship here on Monday Night Raw.
24:39And then, yes, a second official.
24:42He saw what was going on back in the dressing room area.
24:46Threatening the Quebecers with a heavy fine.
24:49The Quebecers, Jacques and Pierre, ushered back to the dressing room.
24:53Let's come back live, guys.
24:55Come on.
24:57Let's go back to the live action.
24:59The Quebecers, during the commercial break, they're gone.
25:02And now, Jannetty must do what he can do after being pummeled on the outside by the Quebecers.
25:08Let's see what Jannetty can do against IRS.
25:11Man, man, after hitting that steel post earlier and having the Quebecers jump all over him,
25:15Marty Jannetty must be in pretty rough shape by Namak, man.
25:17And from the toe, nice, Namak.
25:20Jannetty going passing.
25:22Jannetty timing that one perfectly.
25:25Jannetty lifting the foot right up underneath the chain of IRS.
25:31And a small package, get out, ref.
25:33One, two.
25:34My.
25:35He raked it right across the eyes, everyone, man.
25:38IRS is pulling out a lot of stops here.
25:40He's usually a good, hard wrestler, but he's really gonna do anything.
25:43And Domino's stretching, hanging onto the rope for more leverage.
25:46And what action here tonight on Monday.
25:52Oh, yeah.
25:53Also, it's a massive, McMahon.
25:55I got rid of that pizza.
25:56Those four or five pizzas are gone.
25:58How about get me some hot dogs and some nice hamburgers out here pretty soon.
26:02You've got to be kidding me.
26:03You're still hungry?
26:04Of course I'm hungry.
26:05That was part of our deal.
26:06I want them hot dogs sent out here.
26:08Gentlemen, if you please.
26:09Irvin R. Scheister now on the abdominal stretch on Marty Jannetty.
26:12Constantly wearing Marty Jannetty down.
26:16Now note, Irvin does not have the toe hooked around the cap.
26:18Nice, escape by Marty Jannetty.
26:20And that's why Jannetty able to escape and missing the elbow there.
26:24A cover again.
26:25One, two.
26:26Almost a count on three.
26:27Seesaw matchup back and forth.
26:29Two great competitors.
26:30I can't imagine the reserve.
26:33I can't imagine the stamina of a Marty Jannetty.
26:36He has undergone just about everything that can happen to anyone.
26:39I hope he hasn't been sneaking around getting my training routine, McMahon.
26:42He's acting in that ring like I do.
26:44He is?
26:45Exactly.
26:46He's got that energy.
26:47He's got, he's in good condition.
26:48I'll tell you what, he doesn't want him into the gym lately.
26:51IRS now.
26:54Trying to keep Marty Jannetty down.
26:56Jannetty will not stay down.
26:58Jannetty back to his feet now.
27:00Jannetty.
27:01My.
27:02And the chin of IRS stepped right back.
27:04Holy smoke, I'll tell you what.
27:06IRS is gonna be really sore.
27:08He took that big boot out of the chin earlier.
27:10Now he got hit under the chin again.
27:12He might have eaten some soup for a while maybe.
27:14Through a straw.
27:15And look at this.
27:16Marty Jannetty.
27:17He will not surrender.
27:19IRS to the buckle.
27:21Stand up with a power slam.
27:23A lot of force on that power slam.
27:25Marty Jannetty with IRS now trying to set him up again.
27:28IRS being whipped from one side to the other.
27:31Oh yes.
27:32Into the chest.
27:33Marty Jannetty with a survivor.
27:35What is this?
27:36Johnny Polo coming to ringside.
27:38Polo the manager of the club backers.
27:41He has no business down there as well.
27:43What's he got in his hand?
27:44A mop handle?
27:45Man, what is that?
27:46That's a cue stick.
27:47A cue stick?
27:48All that hair in that mop handle might go together.
27:50And down goes Erwin.
27:53Marty Jannetty, cover him, shoot the half, go.
27:56Come on.
27:57One, two, three.
27:59No.
28:00No.
28:01No, not screaming, man.
28:02Wait a minute.
28:03What's he out here snooping around for now?
28:05Well, wait a minute.
28:06You got Johnny Polo in one corner.
28:09The Rays are coming down to take a look in the other.
28:12And I believe we're gonna have a victory for Marty Jannetty.
28:16I think you're counting your tickets, man.
28:18I don't know what Ramon thinks he's doing like this.
28:20Yes.
28:21A close line, a cover line, oh God.
28:23No.
28:24So close.
28:25I still don't know what Ramon thinks.
28:27Wait a minute, wait a minute.
28:28Red Shot can be on their back.
28:30What's going on here?
28:32Jannetty coming up underneath.
28:34Jannetty now on top of IRS going full of sleeper holes.
28:38Marty Jannetty trying to apply the sleeper holes.
28:42Wait a minute, they're circling Razor.
28:45The Rebecca's coming closer and closer to Razor Ramon on the outside of the ring.
28:49Marty Jannetty coming closer and closer to victory on the inside.
28:52Right in front of Johnny Polo.
28:54Marty Jannetty back on his feet trying to set it by IRS.
28:57And look at that.
28:58Polo interfered with the momentum of Jannetty.
29:01A cover by IRS and no.
29:04Give me a break.
29:05Wait a minute.
29:06Razor Ramon just jumped it in the ring.
29:08Hello IRS.
29:10Razor Ramon with Irwin.
29:12Look out from behind.
29:14Chuck and Pierre attacking Razor Ramon.
29:17Trying to drive him down to the canvas.
29:19Look at this.
29:20Razor back up on his feet.
29:22Razor Ramon against two men.
29:24From behind Marty Jannetty's back on his feet as well.
29:27Four men going at it.
29:30Razor has the gold back around his neck.
29:33The gold around his way.
29:34Jannetty setting up Pierre.
29:35My.
29:36And a roundhouse right by the bad guy.
29:40Razor Ramon.
29:41Look at this.
29:42Over goes Pierre.
29:43Jacques is left in the ring.
29:45Off the rope.
29:47Double boots to the midsection.
29:49Uh-oh.
29:50The Razor's edge.
29:53It's coming to Krobek.
29:56The Razor's edge coming to Jacques the Krobek.
29:59There is no escape now.
30:01Down to the canvas.
30:03And now, Pierre is pulling Jacques out of the ring.
30:08Johnny pulled all the help out as well.
30:11But unfortunately, this will go down in the record book as a victory for Irwin R. Scheister.
30:16I'll tell you something.
30:17Man, I want some hot dogs out here.
30:19It's exciting.
30:20I'm so excited I forgot to eat.
30:22Get some hot dogs.
30:23Get some pickles.
30:24Everything.
30:25Bring it all out here.
30:26We'll be back with more Monday Night Raw.
30:32Welcome back, everyone, to more Monday Night Raw.
30:34Vince McMahon along with Bastian Booker still munching away.
30:36You might say that things are getting a little crusty around here.
30:39By the way, during the break, we were told that on the phone with WWF President Jack Tunney was Razor Ramon and Marty Gennetti.
30:47They were demanding a tag team championship matchup right here on Monday Night Raw in two weeks' time.
30:53Hopefully, a little further work from Jack Tunney as well as from the Quebecers as to whether or not that match will take place here in two weeks' time on Monday Night Raw.
31:01What a matchup that would be.
31:02You know something, McMahon?
31:03This great WWE action, it just makes me hundred and hundred by the minute.
31:07What a surprise.
31:08And by the way, next week, we will be preempted here on USA.
31:11USA will be presenting the Westminster Dog Show.
31:14Ha, here's a couple Westminster Dogs right here, won't they?
31:18No, no, no, thank you.
31:20But you might say that next week the WWF is going to the, to the dogs.
31:25Hey, what do you mean by that, McMahon?
31:26Here comes a hot dog of another sign, here comes Spocky!
31:32An outstanding young competitor from Talladega, Alabama.
31:37Thurman Plugins, Brent Collins, Spocky.
31:41How are you looking, man?
31:42Is that 42 on the back of his jacket?
31:43Is that his old race number?
31:45Is that his IQ or something?
31:46Uh, Mr. Booker, please, let's be nice and keep those hot dogs to yourself.
31:51Hey, these are fantastic hot dogs.
31:53Hey, listen.
31:56Hey, hey, McMahon, I think I need a little help here.
31:59Hey, Buggers choking over here, folks.
32:01Can you get me some help?
32:02Hey.
32:04There's no way anyone can do the Heimlich.
32:06Buggers choking.
32:07Buggers choking on food.
32:09And I think we're gonna see our first fatality of Monday Raw,
32:13because I'm not gonna do mouth to mouth.
32:15I'm all right now, McMahon.
32:18Keep going.
32:19All right, Buggers is better and Sparky.
32:22He is giving it to his opponent here.
32:25Nice reversal.
32:26Sparky with a hip top.
32:28Sparky with another takedown.
32:30Sparky in control of things against Dwayne Gill.
32:33My goodness.
32:35Buggers, are you sure you're all right?
32:36I'm all right, McMahon.
32:38Just give me a few minutes to compose myself.
32:40I got a little tears in my eyes.
32:41I'll be all right in a minute.
32:42Sparky all over Dwayne Gill.
32:45Sorry about not coming to your rescue.
32:48I was busy at the time, otherwise I-
32:49You were letting me die right there, McMahon.
32:51I'm sorry.
32:52No, that was not it at all.
32:53I called for help.
32:54Look at his right hand.
32:55And Dwayne Gill needs a little help right now.
32:59However, speaking of the fatalities, it's a fatal tale of boy meets girl at an exclusive private school.
33:08And an all new episode of Silk Stalkings tonight at 10 o'clock Eastern, 9 Central, only on USA.
33:16Oh man, I love that Silk Stalkings.
33:18Yeah, I imagine you drop kicked there by Sparky.
33:21That Sparky is a outstanding electric type performer.
33:25I think Sparky had a few too many hot laps in his life, McMahon.
33:28He looks a little bit burnt out to me.
33:29No.
33:30Uh-uh.
33:31This man, redline all the way.
33:33Redline all the way.
33:34By the way, racing season begins this Sunday.
33:38NASCAR begins this Sunday at the Daytona with the Bush Clash.
33:42My ho!
33:43There's a clash right there.
33:45And far as soon, the Daytona 500, that'll be in two weeks.
33:50It's the WrestleMania of NASCAR.
33:53Daytona 500 in a couple of weeks.
33:55Sparky Plug, I'll tell you something, man.
33:57He looks like a kind of guy with Andrew Volkswagen in Indianapolis 500 to me.
34:01Is that right?
34:02Yeah.
34:03If that's the case, he had a good chance of winning because this man knows one thing,
34:06title to the medal.
34:08Sparky Plug, thus far, pretty much in a one-way matchup with Dwayne Gill.
34:13Coming off the rope now and with a nice elbow.
34:16By the way, hopefully a little bit later on we will get word from the office of the
34:20President of the World Wrestling Federation, Jack Tunney, on the possibility of that
34:25Tag Team Championship match in two weeks.
34:28Somebody hurry up and wake up Tunney, McMahon.
34:30You know he sits around in that office all day sleeping.
34:32Another hard right hand.
34:35Coming off the rope, Dwayne Gill telegraphed there.
34:38Sparky hooks up well.
34:40And Gill, nice suplex by Sparky Plug.
34:44Sparky's coming on pretty strong here, McMahon.
34:47I might have not given him much credit as I should have.
34:50I see.
34:51Aha, here we go.
34:53Sparky to the outside.
34:55Sparky's going out.
34:57Sparky now on the top rope and down.
35:01What he calls the overhead cam, the cover, and this one's history.
35:06I think Sparky should wear one of them full face helmets, man.
35:08I'm tired of looking at him already.
35:10Sparky Plug.
35:12A dual career going just fine.
35:16Stock Car Racer and WWF Superstar.
35:19Speaking of superstars, let's take you to Todd Pettengill and the WrestleMania Report.
35:23Welcome everyone to your WrestleMania Report, exclusively here for you guys on Monday Night Raw.
35:39I'm Todd Pettengill.
35:40Check out the jacket, huh?
35:42Boy, I'll tell you what, I've been getting ready for WrestleMania 10 for 10 years,
35:47and I'm gonna look good when I get there.
35:49Yes, the event that was 10 years in the making, believe it or not, right around the corner.
35:54WrestleMania 10, live from the sold out Madison Square Garden in New York City, Sunday afternoon, March the 20th.
36:01This event, not surprisingly, sold out in just one day.
36:05However, you can still get tickets to watch the action on giant screen, closed circuit television
36:10with 5,000 other super fans at the Paramount Theater,
36:14which means you can still be there and be part of the action.
36:17Call Ticketmaster Phone Charge right now to reserve your seats.
36:20It's 212-307-7171, and do that right now.
36:25Of course, many of you last week saw that historic coin toss absolutely live.
36:30If you missed it, let's take a look back.
36:33Mr. Jack Tunney will toss the coin.
36:37And again, a reminder, the winner of the coin toss will indeed face Yokozuna at WrestleMania.
36:43And Lex, if you don't mind, if it's all right, would you please call it when it's in the air?
36:49All right.
36:50Jack Tunney, please.
36:53Lex Luger called heads.
36:55And ladies and gentlemen, heads it is.
36:59Lex Luger will face Yokozuna.
37:06It's been a long, long road.
37:08All right.
37:09Let's go over this again.
37:10You just saw Lex won the coin toss.
37:12That happened live right here on Monday Night Raw last week.
37:15That means he gets a shot at Yokozuna in the first of two WWF Championship matches.
37:20That is unprecedented.
37:21That means Bret Hart takes on suitable competition in the form of his brother, the Rocket Owen Hart.
37:28Now, regardless of the outcome of that match, Bret Hart would then take on the winner of the Lex Yoko match.
37:34Two WWF Championship matches on the line.
37:37Now, this scenario is very important because it was the only equitable way to take care of the co-winners in the WWF Royal Rumble, Lex and Bret.
37:44Bret obviously had to have a match under his belt before he could battle the winner of the Lex Yoko match.
37:50Standing by right now, Yokozuna and his entourage with a very interesting spin on this WWF Championship matchup.
37:57You know, for the first time in history at WrestleMania 10, the champion is going to defend his title twice in the same day.
38:04But you see, that doesn't bother us.
38:05No, we're not disturbed by that, not in the least.
38:07Because line them up like ducks in a shooting gallery, brother, and Yokozuna will pick them off one by one.
38:13But what does bother us? Last week, they flipped Tunney's two-headed coin.
38:16The buffalo's got five legs.
38:18And guess who wins the coin flip?
38:20Lex Luger.
38:21Lex Luger gets the first crack at Yokozuna at WrestleMania.
38:24We don't want to face Luger.
38:26And the reason should be obvious to everybody.
38:28Because at the USS Intrepid, a hip toss gets called a body slam.
38:32Everybody talks about it.
38:34Jack Tunney doesn't change anybody's mind.
38:36Then at SummerSlam, Luger uses an illegal foreign object implanted in his forearm to knock this man out for 20 minutes.
38:43And Jack Tunney lets him get away with it.
38:45Well, Lex Luger, believe me, at WrestleMania 10, you're going to feel like you're playing the part of General Custer in a remake of The Last Stand with the original cast.
38:54Because believe me, Yokozuna will be ready for you.
38:58Bunzai!
39:00Now, keep in mind, this championship scenario also includes an unannounced guest referee for each WWF Championship match.
39:10No question, these guys are in for one heck of an afternoon.
39:13However, so are these two superstars.
39:15The Macho Man, Randy Savage, takes on Kona Crush.
39:19Once the best of friends, now these two guys, bitter enemies.
39:23Keep in mind, in this match, falls count anywhere in the building.
39:27That means they could be going at it near a bathroom, by a concession stand, way up high in the blue seats.
39:32I mean, these guys could roll into the Paramount Theater, where 5,000 super fans are watching the action live on closed circuit television.
39:39It could happen anywhere.
39:41The only hitch is, in order to win this match, you've got to make it back to the ring in 60 seconds.
39:46Whoever doesn't make it back is the loser.
39:48It's going to be quite a match.
39:49Coming up this weekend on the WWF Television Network, I will begin to let you know some of the celebrities who are lining up to be part of the greatest WrestleMania of all time.
39:58It's WrestleMania 10, Sunday afternoon, March the 20th, from the sold out Madison Square Garden.
40:04Now, coming up next here on Monday Night Raw, the guy who's taking on the Macho Man at WrestleMania 10, it's Kona Crush.
40:14We're back, and we thank you for joining us for more Monday Night Raw.
40:17By the way, many of you saw the kickoff of WWF programming earlier this Saturday.
40:23At 10 o'clock, you saw Todd Pettengill break the story about the Savage-Crush matchup at WrestleMania.
40:30And if that wasn't enough, he also announced that there will be a contract signing between Crush and the Macho Man Randy Savage exclusively this coming Saturday morning on WWF Mania.
40:43I can't imagine what's gonna happen there.
40:45I'll tell you what, McMahon, that's gonna be a great sign.
40:47You know, Fuji must be the greatest manager in the WWF right now, having Crush and Yokozuna in this stable.
40:52That's two awesome talents.
40:54That's a lot of talent right there.
40:56No question.
40:57And Crush getting the last word from Mr. Fuji.
41:00I hope Crush herself gets rid of this guy quick.
41:02I got a date with Connie Harding tonight.
41:05You have a...
41:06I sure do.
41:07I can't imagine that combination.
41:09Well, that's a great combination.
41:10She's a fantastic girl.
41:12Imagine Bastion Booger on skates.
41:15What do you mean?
41:16I can skate, McMahon.
41:17Yeah, I bet.
41:18We'll be skating if we slide on some of that pizza you dropped earlier.
41:22Hey, speaking of that, I'm not paying for any of that food either, McMahon.
41:24I don't want you trying to sneak that out of my check.
41:27Well, I must say that after tonight's performance, as we see Crush here locking up with Thornbauer.
41:32Oh, forget it!
41:34Throw some skin off in that time.
41:36I could hear that one way over here.
41:38I'm just wondering how you are gonna be received by the producers of Monday Night Raw.
41:43And again, I wonder, as far as other networks, are they looking in at the performance of Bastion Booger?
41:49I mean, let's take the Fox Network as an example.
41:53Let's stay with this action here.
41:55Thornbauer, a couple of clotheslines, a little low on the mark.
41:59And...
42:01Oh, man.
42:02That almost took the shoulder out.
42:04Wow, I thought you'd bring that arm home with him.
42:05It's reported that the Fox Network is going to offer Diane Sawyer as much as $10 million.
42:12Now imagine, Mr. Booger, what they would offer you.
42:16I don't know what they could come up with as a figure for me.
42:18I think I'd take 20, 25 million and maybe a food allowance would probably get me interested in talking to him, maybe.
42:24A food allowance could be more than your salary, in your case.
42:27Exactly, McMahon.
42:28That's what I mean.
42:29I wanna make sure that's written in there.
42:30And Thornberg is having problems with Crush.
42:33Crush, a master of the martial arts.
42:35He's gonna have to be a master all right.
42:38When he locks up with the Macho Man Randy Savage, Falls will count.
42:42In this particular WrestleMania match, Falls can count anywhere in the building.
42:47For that matter, outside the building.
42:49And then, the combatants will have 60 seconds to get back into the ring.
42:53And whoever doesn't return by 60 seconds, obviously the loser.
42:57So who knows, they can wind up over in the Paramount with this particular matchup.
43:02I hope they keep away from the concession stands.
43:04They got great concession stands there.
43:05Yep, right where you'll be, no doubt.
43:07I sure will.
43:08I'm gonna have my own there, I think.
43:11And Umar, a chop there.
43:13On the cover of this month's edition of the WWF Magazine, it is The Undertaker.
43:19Talk about the supernatural.
43:21However, on the inside, I'm sure Crush will read all about it tomorrow,
43:25when the magazine is out on sale, because Macho Man Randy Savage makes it very clear,
43:31as far as his feelings about Crush.
43:34And it was about four months ago that Crush made his feelings very clear,
43:37here on Monday Night Raw.
43:39Two former friends, Crush and Randy Savage, but Crush turned against the Macho Man.
43:46And by the way, inside the magazine, Macho Man Randy Savage talks also about being cool,
43:51about being bad to the bone, radical, as it relates, my, to drugs.
43:57Interesting reading, and this match is history.
44:00By the way, speaking of history, we've just been given a note,
44:03Jack Toney has ordered the tag team title.
44:06Will it back be a prick rat's in two weeks' time?
44:09Yes, here in two weeks on Monday Night Raw,
44:11the Quebecers will face the tag team of Razor Ramon and Marty Giannetti.
44:17Whoa, whoa, excuse me, McMahon.
44:19Whoa.
44:20What was that?
44:21I think that left me a little room for some dessert.
44:23Send some dessert in here, McMahon.
44:24That felt fantastic, didn't it?
44:26We apologize for Mr. Booger.
44:28Dessert on its way, and we'll be right back with more action here on Monday Night Raw.
44:34I've got one of these.
44:36These are marvelous.
44:37My great-grandma sent these.
44:38She told me to give you one.
44:39Come on.
44:40Standing by right now, ladies and gentlemen, the Quebecers.
44:42Gentlemen, can you hear us?
44:43Tag team champions, the Quebecers, defending a title in two weeks' time.
44:49What about it, Johnny Polo?
44:50This is a moral outrage, McMahon.
44:52Never has one organization put in such extremes to terminate one team's career.
44:59I don't care.
45:00Jack Tunney, it's a conspiracy.
45:01He's a no-good Canadian.
45:02It's a conspiracy.
45:03Hey.
45:04Hey.
45:05Hey, McMahon.
45:06Hey, McMahon.
45:07Hey, McMahon.
45:08Well, thank you very much.
45:09Nonetheless, ladies and gentlemen.
45:10I have to agree with them, McMahon.
45:11Tunney's certainly making them kind of decisions.
45:13I talked to that fool one time.
45:15He couldn't manage a paint toilet, let alone make decisions like this.
45:18All right, we'll be right back with more Monday.
45:21Thank you, no.
45:22We'll be back with more Monday Night Raw.
45:24And we'll have the tag match in two weeks' time.
45:29Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
45:30Next week.
45:31Well, actually, no.
45:32Not next week.
45:33In two weeks' time, you'll see an unbelievable action-packed matchup.
45:37The Hitman, Fred Hart, will square off against one of Jim Cornette's heavenly bodies.
45:42Speaking of heavenly bodies, no offense, Mr. Booker.
45:45Introduction to the Tag Team Championship match.
45:47Yes, indeed, the Quebecers.
45:48Putting a title up for grabs against Razor Ramon and Marty Jannetty.
45:52And by the way, during the break, Mr. Booker.
45:54The crew members chipped in, and there you go.
45:57Hey, what do they mean by that, McMahon?
45:59Elfo, Elfo and Milk Bones.
46:01What do they mean by that?
46:02Go ahead, knock yourself out.
46:04This is chicken flesh.
46:05Hey, there's some pretty good stuff in here, McMahon.
46:07These don't look that bad.
46:08Hey.
46:09Hey!
46:10You might say, ladies and gentlemen, that the...
46:13There's some good stuff in here, isn't it?
46:15It's a dog-eat-dog world.
46:17And, again, a reminder, we'll see you in two weeks' time next week, the Westminster Dog Show
46:22is coming next.
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