EastEnders 29th April 2025
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00MUSIC
00:26Look on over, mate. There's something to come up.
00:27Look, we'll break ground in a day, max two.
00:31Don't worry, I'm on it.
00:33Stand on, mate.
00:35Oh, my little king fancies capturing a knight!
00:41Oh, it's a shame I've got a migraine. I make a great wingwoman.
00:44Oh, what? I'm not out of the game yet. I don't need a wingwoman.
00:47I've got an inside man.
00:49Hi, Kenny boy. Bill. Honey.
00:53Did he? Fancy a cuppa?
00:55No, I'm good.
01:00Still playing happy families, then?
01:02Well, at least Mum's suitcase is unpacked.
01:05For now, anyway.
01:07I'll be in my room revising for GCSEs if anyone wants me.
01:12You all right?
01:14Me and you better get off.
01:16Yeah. Well, I hope your head feels better soon.
01:18Thanks.
01:19Thanks for the party. See you.
01:21See you.
01:22Bravo. All right.
01:26Right.
01:28I'll leave you two to round 1200, shall I?
01:31Ding, ding!
01:32Fight!
01:39Well, how'd you get on?
01:41We need to talk about Benji.
01:45Hey, look. Whatever this peace offering is, I ain't interested, okay?
01:48All right. Just give her a chance, yeah?
01:50I have to give her both barrels yesterday. She deserves it.
01:53All right?
01:54Okay.
01:55Welcome to the Your Mum's an Idiot and She's Sorry Apology Night.
02:07This is non-alcoholic Long Island iced tea,
02:10but I do reserve the right to put some rum in mine in your dad,
02:13so just remember yours is the one with the blue straw, okay?
02:16And this is a selection of the finest local cuisine in Walford.
02:21Don't let the hygiene rating put you off,
02:23because that's guide, not gospel.
02:25Do you really think that E. coli and food poisoning
02:28is going to get you off the hook?
02:30Look, I know I went off on you yesterday,
02:32but it's because you really hurt me, Mum.
02:35I know I ain't been the best, Mum,
02:38but I love you more than anything in this world.
02:41I was stupid.
02:43You know, I was just...
02:46I was trying to protect you.
02:48I've let you down, and I am sorry.
02:52Just...
02:53Just let me know how to make it right, yeah?
02:56Yeah, you was being stupid,
02:59but you're a good mum, and I'm sorry too.
03:03And I...
03:05I don't regret making that complaint.
03:08I just need some space, that's all.
03:11Space from talking about it, thinking about it,
03:14space from you two asking me every two minutes if I'm okay.
03:18All right. Yeah.
03:20Why don't you have your mates round tonight?
03:23Yeah?
03:24Amy, that... that expat mate of yours, whoever.
03:27We'll just leave you to have a laugh, yeah?
03:29A sober laugh, without any hammers and drug dealers, obviously.
03:32Obviously.
03:33If space is what you need from all of this,
03:38space from us, then...
03:41then have it.
03:43We just want you to be happy.
03:45Yeah?
03:46That's all.
03:47I can only push the work back a day.
03:49So you need to get him round here now,
03:50and we make him an offer he can't refuse.
03:51It's the only way.
03:52We know where she's buried.
03:53We don't need someone else.
03:54We can do it ourselves.
03:55No.
03:56He killed that girl.
03:57It's his mess.
03:58And too many people know too much as it is.
04:00We offer him 60 grand, and bracelet or no bracelet,
04:02he won't risk her getting found.
04:03Look, I told you we could fix this,
04:05as long as you did exactly what I said.
04:07So are you listening?
04:08Why am I walking away?
04:09Make the call.
04:10Clear the safe for the deposit.
04:12I'll sort the rest.
04:13I'll sort the rest.
04:14It'll be ready for tomorrow.
04:15Great, there's the keys.
04:16A beautiful car for a lovely lady.
04:17Oh, thank you.
04:18It's a beautiful car for a lovely lady.
04:19Oh, thank you.
04:20It's so nice.
04:21And I'll find you.
04:22You're right now.
04:23You're right now.
04:24Look, I told you we could fix this,
04:26as long as you did exactly what I said.
04:27So are you listening?
04:28Why am I walking away?
04:29Make the call.
04:30Clear the safe for the deposit.
04:31I'll sort the rest.
04:34It'll be ready for tomorrow.
04:36Great, there's the keys.
04:37A beautiful car for a lovely lady.
04:39Oh, thank you.
04:42for a lovely lady oh thank you smooth as you like coach i love it i didn't even talk about her eyes
04:52she had coffee don't want to get burnt are you ever gonna let that go right then now that the
04:59apprentice is the master i was wondering if i could buy you a cuppa and then you could help me
05:04out with gina oh i told you we shouldn't mix our drinks i paid for them heaters this morning
05:12i thought it was a good night a very good night from what i remember
05:21right i'll catch you later then hey what what are you doing later do you like fancy grabbing some
05:27food or something i can't tonight i've been swerving this one for a week it really takes catches the
05:33felix i'm afraid why don't you try again tomorrow i mean who knows you might get lucky again
05:42there you are son look i know that i'm asking for a lot all right i was just thinking that you could
05:52you know talk me up a bit to gina i'd be my man on the inside you know coach this ain't a bet to me
06:00mate yeah you had your molly foy back home right well i had someone like that too shireen
06:09i told you about her yeah well gina she's the first girl of you know properly liked since her
06:20i just thought you could help give me half a chance
06:28thank you mate just make sure you're subtle yeah subtle yeah if gina finds out you're my
06:34man on the inside she will bury us both don't worry i've got it back me cheers coach
06:45you don't have to be here you know i can handle him
06:48and there was me thinking it was just gonna be us two gorgeous
07:00shame sit down yeah we got a proposal for you no i think i'll stand if that's all right with you
07:08and just so as you know i've let the right people know where i am i know everything so there are no
07:19secrets in this room now okay everything yeah look 60 grand to move the body there's no point dragging
07:27this out is there we got a day till the team roll and then we're all in trouble so 60 grand for your
07:33freedom don't sound too bad to me our freedom is your missus gonna be fighting for the top bunk mate not
07:41me i know your connections and that's why i'm being respectful here but bracelet or no bracelet you killed
07:48that girl and they'll find your dna and you'll both go down my old mum warned me about girls like her
07:56clearly yours didn't
08:0060 grand in insult so let's say 150 shall we that way all our secrets stay buried right deal
08:13i'll take 20 as a deposit and the rest on completion i'll be in touch lovely doing business again gorgeous
08:25so
08:30there's these as well yeah
08:36now ivani what is this mocktail mocktail
08:41i thought i was having a cocktail
08:45so you're telling me your mum invited us all around even me after i grassed her up yeah i mean i'm
08:51gonna take my wins where i can i might have long-term emotional damage but at least i have a three
08:56yard tonight so your mum's heart was in the right place she cares about you yeah i know that's why
09:03tonight i am angelic avani this halo is firmly on what were you thinking i just wanted it done with and
09:14how are we gonna get it done when we ain't got 150 grand to give him nick you know the type of man benji
09:20is what do you think he's gonna do let us pay him on the never never i will sort it how nick just
09:26tell me how because you heard what the man said he told people where he was today you know his
09:32connections and if he disappears he's only gonna blow back on us and maybe even the boys
09:42i'll sell this place all right i'll sell it and then he can have the money and we'll be done with
09:47it all for good this is harry's place this is future oh it's a bar teddy what do you think's gonna
09:56hurt him less shireen turning up dead me going to prison or losing this place hey
10:06look i'll open the safe and you see what you can scrape together yeah let's get this done with
10:11this is what i'm gonna do with you guys i'm gonna do with you guys i'm gonna do with you guys
10:21you got to try some right i'll show you some for you on baby i save more for us mate hey listen avani
10:26your mum honestly she's she's class she's fit so fit no offense no offense offense take
10:36one look go get that door for me please and stay out my mum's room i make no promises
10:45all right are you good
10:50i can go get you a plate how's it going yeah i mean i haven't had a hammer pulled in me
10:57so i say good yeah exactly which is why tonight's going to be a chilled one well not too chilled i hope
11:02oh he's brought the goods no we are not drinking tonight who's we who i mean i could do with the
11:08tree yeah but this halo's too tight tonight well i am i ain't no halo sir hold on who won this place
11:17it's only short term lovely i'll see you outside mine in ten yeah
11:33oh billy tells me that uh your missus is still about shame you never took that bet yeah i should
11:39have i could do with the money she has got herself in an hole we're gonna have to sell the bar
11:48must be a big hole you don't want to know shame because harry's coming to his home with that place
11:55we ain't the waltons but he's brought us together and i just hope selling it is worth keeping us
12:01together well all i know is what i told myself when i sold it but uh we're only bricks and mortar
12:08family comes first and as long as you're putting your family first that's all that matters right
12:16we take our way to where we can i drink today
12:23i'll tell you i'm feeling old do you remember the house parties we used to throw back in the day
12:28i mean i don't remember too much if i'm honest do you remember what you were like all right what was
12:35i like i'll shut yourself and have a drink come on go on let your hair down count your macros tomorrow
12:46oh look at that police academy on a night out lucky i didn't wear my granny pants tonight isn't it
12:51cream let's uh so i'll make you think of this yeah i ain't making a thing
13:08what are you doing now chickpeas bloke at the gym says that vinegar helps the body absorb protein better
13:16mind you he does think that the government controls the weather but it's worth a shot in it
13:21i've got to keep lean to real gina in she's a tricky one mate listen i've got some bad news
13:27oh let me guess it's you and mum leave it out dad give it a week and you'll be golden it's the bar
13:34we might need to sell it what why it's complicated all right but it can't be helped it's mum in it
13:43she's in trouble i thought you was just having words but i should have known she's got herself into
13:50something come on i'm a big boy tell me what it is maybe i could help you can't help h not with this
13:57all right well you've got to do what you've got doing it look i'm sorry mate but i just don't want
14:07you getting down on it keep your chin up yeah give it a couple of years and we'll find something else
14:13out for you hey it's all right dad it's not like it was really mine anyway
14:18you want to know the truth after everything happened with shireen and that i didn't want
14:28people to think i was hiding and with my name above the door it was like saying i'm here you know
14:35nothing to hide
14:38and if she ever turned up she could find me
14:41it's stupid isn't it no it ain't stupid but maybe maybe we can sort something out for you right
14:57you boys are lightweight sonya i had half of it yeah don't worry we can tell mate and so will lily
15:15when she sees you all right right we can't have a party without spin the ball can we i am not kissing
15:19my brother and the odds are against me so i'm out no i've got my name i'm worth 41 short you know
15:24count me out as well i don't want it to land on any of you's
15:30yeah i'm out too no no come on tommy listen you haven't got to ask your phone for permission no
15:35more hey you have to google out to kiss a girl before we smile are you sure saying kissed a girl
15:41before just shut up yeah all of you all right chill out mate oh
15:49feels a bit light to me you'll be in in a minute with the rest what the bloke who thinks there's
15:56no secrets left in the room right you're only digging up one secret tonight so you take the
16:02money and you keep your mouth shut you're something else you are girl oh there he is
16:12your ears must be burning you've got the rest he's got work to do you won't give us a minute would you
16:19don't tell me you couldn't find ten grand ted you've had watches worth more in your time
16:36sell this place we've discussed this we have to sell it or we can't sell it it means too much to harry
16:44more than you know i'll talk to benji i'll convince him to take less no you won't
16:49what we made a deal do you want me to go back to prison is that what you want what you want to
16:58be the poor single dad with the evil ex-wife again is that it i'm not going anywhere ted
17:07do you hear me i did this for harry i did this for all of us
17:13i'm selling this place for the sake of our family because without me we break into pieces have you
17:21got the money or not
17:34sorry we got our choice
17:43listen darling do not worry as soon as you're ready the right man's just going to fall into
17:59your lap just like me and you'll be whispering sweet nothings running your fingers through his hair
18:04and making us so so jealous that's a day boy who needs a barnet when you've got the solar panel of
18:10passion tell me about it look look all right if it happens it happens you know as long as he's
18:16nice and kind and six foot two six figure salary and a bum you can bounce a pound coin off the
18:23i wish you'd do that
18:27anyway babe did you serve felix a plate or what a plate of what don't ask me
18:32uh no he's got a date tonight so i'm guessing he still prefers a buffet
18:38well his loss and please remind me to boo him when he next has his wig on some people just aren't
18:43ready to settle down but don't you settle for less than you deserve hey both of you oh
18:51harry's very good settle down he's got a short hair i think he'll grow it he's about six foot one nearly
18:58um i'm not sure about the pound coin thing but he likes cars he's funny he's ready to settle down
19:06listen darling i don't think johnny's quite harry's type and my daughter well
19:10she's the only blonde who's not a cougar in this postcode no not them but gina
19:15he thinks you have lovely eyes
19:29thank you for coming along look i know you ain't my biggest fan but this is an opportunity for you
19:36even if it is just for revenge she'll get offers and i'll make sure she takes yours for less than what
19:43you sold it for but whatever you think of her she's turned that place around and it's making
19:48money so that's a no-brainer for me but there is one condition though you keep harry on as licensee
19:55but you can have final say on everything and he won't even be there after time
20:00just keep it harry's barn and keep his name above the bar he needs it
20:05and the end of the day we're family right and that has to mean something as far as i'm concerned
20:14sharon she's ancient history and you can't help who you fall in love with
20:19this uh this hole she's dug how much does she need 100 grand
20:34i can either buy the bar back or i will lend you 100 grand it's up to you
20:40all right you paid that scumbag reese's delve so i know you're good for it you're right you're right
20:47you can't choose who you fall in love with you you can choose to do what's best for your family
20:53so whatever you do you you put them boys first because we're loving a woman like that there's
20:58always going to be more roles to dig her out of and you don't want to end up being a lonely
21:03old man helping a shovel on your own do you don't be here
21:17no mate it's not a big deal i'm 40 year old's a virgin so you made a film about it just leave me alone
21:25i remember being like you scary even thinking about it i'm scared i'm not scared i don't care what
21:31anyone thinks okay well i did i admit it i just don't want people taking the mic well then you
21:43know you've got the answer right in front of you don't you i ain't watching that oh come on don't
21:52tell me you ain't seen stuff like this before
21:54i was a lot younger than you when i first started
22:01look if you ain't got the courage to you know try out on goals in real life then
22:07it's how you learn ain't it you gotta learn sometime okay
22:24don't rush me i'm gonna win anyway
22:40oh get in there oh there you are i was just schooling our youngest in how to play queen of
22:50arts and it's the queen of the house i always win i've still got revising to do yeah of course
22:56i mean you're never gonna make it as a card shark so you might as well get that doctorate
23:00you okay yeah it's just uh we can trust benji to walk away can't we yeah yes just pay him his money
23:21and he'll keep his mouth shut we'll never see him again look tomorrow this will all be over
23:31and we can start again yeah don't worry
23:35oh that'll be the offer i was waiting for queen of art strikes again hello
23:57bell the drug dealers and our bag snatchers are breathing a sigh of relief tonight
24:02all right enough's enough i think we're done now come on priya let's go get off me do you know
24:10they're doing this on purpose because they want to make me leave no priya they're just having a
24:13right now yeah now come on it's time to go no it's time i introduce myself
24:22all right boys you having a good night no priya sorry about yesterday i think she's sorry don't look
24:28sorry it's been a long day has it come on we need to go yeah you've only just got navani's good side
24:34i ain't going anywhere you make me sick you lot oh big man is it bullied at school so now you want
24:40to take it out women and children you coppers are all the same enough enough i told you yesterday we
24:46are just doing our job oh your job your job is that what you call it priya that's enough take her own
24:51raffi will you now whatever
25:03hi you all right hey so using my uncle to try and get in my pants
25:08what really never mind women i need to give him a lesson on subtlety
25:12what's wrong with you you know that he struggles with this stuff what he's smarter than all of us
25:18i ain't using him he's my mate he was trying to do me a favor okay so what's the plan you're trying
25:25to get my family on side are you do you really think my dad's going to be happy if i've had a
25:28blackmailer as a boyfriend all right i told you i was sorry about that if it makes you feel any better
25:34i ain't gonna be your boss anymore yeah my mum's in trouble she's got to sell up so at least you
25:38won't have to deal with me at work anymore okay well you're not my boss and all i have to do is
25:43put all your cheesy one-liners so i wouldn't flatter yourself yeah this ain't a bet you know i ain't just
25:48trying to get in your pants i like you i like the way you carry yourself i like that you don't put up
25:59with me you know being me i just wanted you to like me too and kojo well i know you love him
26:08so i thought you might sway you would have been better off trying the ice thing okay
26:21uh one day and i reserve the right to fry drinking your face if you mess it up all right all right
26:38nice to see you again gorgeous
26:54ah
26:54nicola mitchell that's who you want do you hear me nicola mitchell that's the one you want not me
27:13well their mums disappeared and they'll do anything to keep it quiet comedy drama just act
27:32normal press red to watch next year on bbc1 a safari park a fun run and an invitation back to school
27:39life's never quite for stacy and joe or chill with mortimer and white house they've gone fishing on bbc2
27:57so
28:08you
28:08you
28:09you
28:09you
28:09you