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00:00you know i might not be a genius but i do know that sheets belong on the bed
00:09and i'm getting the floor ready for you to sleep oh you're joking right doesn't look like i'm
00:16joking oh maybe not because then you would be crazy because i'm not sleeping on the floor
00:23with the sheets that you put on the floor because you know what we're both adults we're both married
00:28and we are both going to sleep in the bed fine but if you snore i'm kicking you out of the bed
00:35yeah well you know what the same thing goes for you sweetheart don't snore
00:39what are you doing i'm getting comfortable
00:47that you can't be serious um go ahead and put your pjs back on
00:56pajamas no i only sleep naked yeah not tonight oh i'm sorry not tonight what are you gonna do you
01:06gonna come over here and put the clothes on for me all right well i'm not sleeping in the bed with you
01:13naked so i'll just take the floor okay fine fine fine fine i'll put boxers on all right
01:26that's not gonna make it out
01:28not gonna make you happy sweetheart you gonna get the sheets
01:38next
01:40just lay it on
01:42yeah, I was thinking that was my idea
01:48okay, let's go
01:56shut up
02:10okay, let's go
02:40hey nerds, come here
02:48well
02:49congratulations
02:51the client loved your pitch
02:54and your flexibility
02:56with staying with him over the weekend
02:57so we have secured the deal
02:59yes
03:00that's great, Mr. Hartley
03:03so, as a token of his appreciation
03:05he has asked me
03:07to give you this
03:09one month of luxurious living
03:12in his stunning condo
03:15uh, wait
03:16I already have a place to live
03:18so
03:19don't worry, yeah
03:20so do I
03:21yeah
03:21well, now you have two
03:23and you cannot insult Norm
03:27by turning this down
03:29remember
03:31it is your little marriage
03:33that helped seal this deal
03:34so do not
03:36mess it up
03:38oh, okay
03:49oh, okay
03:58I'll get the door for you
04:04that's okay
04:05I got it
04:06oh, okay
04:07oh
04:07m'lady
04:10m'lady
04:10you can take the couch
04:26oh, come on
04:28really
04:28it'll do your sprawl
04:30some good
04:31to live like the common folk
04:32for once
04:32oh, you see
04:33I just think you're scared
04:35that you might
04:35give into your urges
04:37if you were to sleep
04:38in the bed with me
04:38hmm
04:39I don't think that'll be a problem
04:41I do
04:45I don't think that'll be a problem
05:15so, you can cook
05:24a little bit
05:27my grandfather taught me
05:29he was all about
05:31family dinners
05:33okay
05:37maybe I could
05:39help
05:41well, did he
05:47teach you
05:48how to cook
05:49for dates
05:49too
05:50maybe
05:52is this a date
05:55I don't think
05:58you can date
05:58your wife
05:59well, I don't think
06:01anything about our marriage
06:02is conventional
06:03yeah, it might
06:06want to see a trick
06:08yeah
06:08pretty impressive
06:15a little
06:15a little something
06:16let me take it
06:27for you
06:27thank you
06:28what are you doing?
06:35so, Norm
06:36imported a special
06:37brand of ice cream
06:38and I want you to try
06:40I
06:41I
06:42okay
06:43what's amazing?
06:50isn't it?
06:50you
06:50I
06:52have a
06:54what are you doing?
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07:22Should we take this to the bedroom?
07:32Nice try, but no.
07:35Your little tactics for work here.
07:37Okay, what tactics?
07:38Trying to weasel your way into my bedroom.
07:41The couch is all yours, hubby.
07:52Victoria, what a pleasure seeing you here.
08:06Um, hi Douglas, it's nice to see one of our top investors.
08:10How are you?
08:10Very well, thank you.
08:13You know, Victoria, I've heard so much about you.
08:15I'd love to get some coffee sometime and discuss business.
08:19Um, maybe, but...
08:23Well, if it isn't my favorite playboy.
08:28Playboy?
08:29I don't know what you're talking about.
08:32Does that mean you're free for me to steal you again?
08:35Not exactly, no.
08:41Oh, I see.
08:42Have you got something going on with Miss Lockhart?
08:47It's complicated.
08:48Well, let's uncomplicate things, don't you think?
09:09You know what?
09:11Maybe I'll take you up on that coffee.
09:13It might be nice to talk business.
09:16Maybe even more?
09:17That sounds great.
09:18I'll make sure it's worth your while.
09:20What's your availability next week?
09:22Uh, let me check the calendar.
09:26Okay.
09:27Um, uh, Charlotte, um, okay.
09:30Like I said, I am a little bit occupied, okay?
09:33It's a little complicated.
09:33Listen, I want to help you, Gavin.
09:39I know you're having a meeting with Duo Star Group.
09:42I just so happen to have some inside information that'll make your presentation stand out among the rest.
09:47You know what, Charlotte, why don't we get together and, um, rekindle things?
10:02Perfect.
10:03Hey, you two dummies.
10:15Come with me.
10:16I have a couple of very influential clients that I need to introduce you to.
10:20Come on.
10:20You know, I've got some insider info on those clients.
10:26If you still want the CEO position, this could be your ticket.
10:29Have a nice night with, uh, Douglas, huh?
10:43Why?
10:44Are you jealous?
10:45Me?
10:46Jealous?
10:47No.
10:48Funny, because it sure sounds like you are.
10:51Not jealous.
10:52Just concerned.
10:55Concerned?
10:55Mm-hmm.
10:56About what?
10:57I'm a big girl.
10:58I've lived my whole life without you.
11:00Maybe just concerned that you're trying to use him to get ahead.
11:03That's all.
11:03Oh, here we go again with the sleeping to the top rhetoric.
11:06Nope.
11:07Didn't say that.
11:08And you're one to talk.
11:10You've been using people for years.
11:12You're just mad that I'm playing the game smart.
11:15Okay, you know what?
11:16Forgive me for looking out for you.
11:18What?
11:19Looking out for me?
11:21Yes.
11:22How could you possibly do that with your tongue down Charlotte's throat?
11:26Okay, you know what?
11:27Forget it.
11:28All right?
11:28Good night, Victoria.
11:35Good night, cabin.
11:36I love you.
11:37Good night.
11:43Glad to be here.
11:51Fantastic.
11:53Thanks.
11:53Bye.
11:53Bye.
11:53Bye.
11:54Bye.
11:55Bye.
11:55Bye.
11:57Bye.
11:57Bye.
11:57Bye.
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12:00Bye.
12:01Bye.
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12:04Bye.
12:05Wow, this is actually really good.
12:35Thanks, Kevin.
12:44Oh, my God.
13:14What the hell?
13:19Good morning, sunshine.
13:22You can't join me.
13:24As delightful as that looks, I'll pass.
13:29Yours, Lava.
13:31Maybe later. I'm going to go for a run.
13:35You have time to do that before work?
13:37Yeah, my meeting are canceled.
13:40Okay.
13:41Well, I guess I'll see you at the office.
13:44Dinner tonight? I've got some new clients that I think would be a great fit for Harley Industries.
14:05Sure. Just send me the place and time, and I'll be there.
14:15Where's Gavin?
14:17Oh, um, something came up.
14:19But don't worry, he's prepped me on the presentation, so we're not going to waste your time.
14:23Please go ahead and take a seat.