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00:00yes i know my last payment is half of what i owe okay but i promise i'll get it in by the end of
00:13the week oh i'm gonna need a raise fast so how you feeling after the great gavin won the tillman
00:24proposal oh don't even mention it and great isn't exactly the word i'd use for that nippo baby
00:29tell me how you really feel i mean some of us actually do the work to get the job done
00:35and others like gavin just use friends and dirty tactics doing proposals what nippo baby
00:41speak of the devil
00:59you know i'm offended well actually in a second thought i'm not because i don't really care
01:06about the opinions of my lesser competition and that's why you leave
01:14bye tony that's your competition huh pretty sure i landed that massive deal with dennison
01:23just two weeks ago remember that i like to call that a lucky break well we'll see how lucky you
01:30are when mr hartley announces his resignation and names me ceo my first order of business firing you
01:36well good luck because everybody in this office knows that job is mine
01:44report to the board for a new part meeting
01:52thank you thank you thank you thank you so much for being here today but i'm going to have to be here for the first time
02:08think it was so much fun the best you'll have to be here to be here to be here it is
02:12thank you thank you thank you all i appreciate it very much thank you
02:24well i i know that you all are very busy so i will not take up a whole lot of your time today
02:31really i'm just here to make a small announcement
02:34i have decided that i am going to retire within the next three months
02:42i know it's sad i know so the search for the new ceo of hartley industries will begin immediately
02:55that position is mine in other news i wanted to let you all know that the merger with the las
03:08vegas company has finally gone through it has happened ladies and gentlemen thank you all so
03:14very much for your your time and your hard work you've all done an extraordinary job so thank you
03:21i appreciate it and uh on that note uh we'll let that go for today you're all dismissed thank you
03:26very much uh except gavin and um victoria can you come see me for a moment please thank you
03:32so it will probably come as no surprise to either of you that you are my two best employees
03:42thank you and you both did extraordinary work on the vegas deal so i feel like it's time for a
03:49little celebration there you go
03:54uh what is this that is your celebration and all expenses paid trip to las vegas yes thank you
04:09so
04:14so
04:18so
04:20so
04:31so
04:33so
04:46so
04:48so
05:01so
05:03so
05:05that kind of
05:06that kind of
05:06that's an employee
05:07gavin hello are you enjoying yourself
05:10yes of course i mean this party's way better than the one that you uh threw after the calendar
05:15deal right can i offer you both a drink that'll be lovely
05:18whoops
05:31whoops
05:33oh my god
05:37i'm sorry that was a mistake
05:39um why are you just standing here why don't you go help her
05:44well that's the last thing i want to do but i gotta keep the boss happy
05:49there's a promotion on the line
05:51yes
05:51oh
05:55what the hell are you doing
05:56you're peeping at me like some weird peeping tom
05:59no
06:00um
06:00no
06:01i came to try to help you
06:03and i try to knock first
06:05bullshit
06:06you came here to save face gavin
06:08save face
06:10save face about what
06:11you did that on purpose gavin
06:13you had to humiliate me in front of the new employees
06:16the investors
06:17and our boss
06:18okay
06:18listen
06:20i swear
06:21i did not do that on purpose
06:22okay you did it to yourself
06:23actually
06:24get the hell out
06:33this is vegas
06:34but it's not a strip club
06:36dude
06:40conely's not impressed
06:41you need to find a way to make it up to victoria
06:43you can choose any possibility of that CEO position to buy
06:46give me this
06:48go
06:49just go
06:50peace offering
06:57and then it happened
07:01why don't you keep like six feet away from me
07:05all right
07:06i've just barely got the stains out of my dress
07:08i don't need you to clumsily spill another drink on me
07:10okay
07:11first of all
07:11that's not what i meant
07:13oh yeah
07:13well i guess what this is about
07:15is you psyching up to cornelius
07:17because he just gave you the riot act
07:18for what you just did
07:19isn't it
07:19um
07:20no
07:21yeah okay
07:23well i doubt that
07:25but i'll never turn down a free drink
07:26okay
07:27wait hold on a second
07:27listen
07:28i'm sorry
07:28okay i didn't mean to
07:30excuse me
07:34uh
07:39hello
07:40i know i know i said by the end of the week
07:47but i'm just waiting for the bank to clear the hold
07:49please
07:52give me more time
07:54thank you
07:56trouble in paradise
08:01mind your business
08:03gavin
08:04listen
08:05if you need financial help
08:07you're the last person that i'd go to
08:09this is all just a game to
08:12what is
08:14this job
08:15you don't need it
08:18you don't need money gavin
08:21you use all these stupid games
08:23and dirty little tricks
08:25to get contracts
08:26you don't realize
08:27the people that you're hurting in the process
08:29okay you know what
08:29you don't know a fucking thing about me first
08:31so you should probably stop being so judgmental
08:34and realize you're not the only person on this planet
08:36that's something going wrong with them
08:38enough
08:38what is going on here
08:39will you two keep your voices down
08:41please
08:42i did not invite you here in order to cause a scene
08:45cool it
08:47sorry miss harley
08:48not another word
08:51way to go
08:56you started that
08:57okay all right
09:01all right
09:02all right
09:02thank you thank you all
09:03very much
09:04welcome welcome
09:05this is a huge deal for hardly industry
09:08and hardly
09:10we really value
09:11partnership
09:12collaboration
09:13teamwork
09:15you know and you might want to call me
09:17old-fashioned
09:18i don't know
09:18but um
09:19i think it's really important
09:21to have a spouse with you
09:23who just stands
09:24by you
09:25it's it's so important
09:28it means more than all the money in the world
09:30to me
09:31so i would like to thank
09:33my beautiful
09:34and very tall wife patricia
09:36thank you
09:37cheers
09:39hey
09:45you know um
09:47if we were to go get married
09:49ceo position would probably be a lot easier
09:52in your dreams
09:54oh ouch
09:55okay you know what
09:55i'm gonna need a shot
09:57uh bartender
09:57can i get a
09:59a round of shots for the three of us please
10:01as long as you're paying
10:03sure
10:04thank you
10:08yeah right
10:14yeah
10:14thanks
10:16here
10:17okay all right
10:18chill
10:18hey you gonna throw up
10:25hell no
10:26you gotta throw up first
10:27please
10:28please turn it off
10:40okay
10:43okay
10:46oh
10:50you're like a star
10:52where am i
10:59this isn't my bed
11:00yeah this isn't mine either
11:01javin what the fuck are you doing here
11:04what the fuck are you doing here
11:05no
11:07oh
11:08get my fucking blanket
11:10stop
11:11get me
11:11we're so getting fired
11:13let go
11:14get me
11:16give me the blanket
11:16stop
11:18let go
11:18grab the shirt
11:20what the hell happened
11:24well i don't know
11:25did
11:26did you
11:28did we
11:30no
11:31gross
11:31absolutely not
11:32okay vicky
11:33it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world
11:34if we
11:35did this
11:36don't call me
11:37no
11:37hey
11:38it's cornelius
11:44what does he want
11:46who the hell should i know
11:47you gonna answer
11:50you gonna let it keep fucking ringing all day huh
11:52hello
11:56good morning
11:58victoria
11:59i would like to see you
12:01right now
12:02in the lobby
12:04and bring gavin
12:06with you
12:07i assume i'm with gavin
12:10i would say
12:15that has something
12:16to do with
12:17this
12:18oh
12:23my
12:23god
12:24okay
12:28oh my god
12:32this is a disaster
12:33queen
12:34i'm just gonna think i'm sleeping my way up to the top
12:36finally
12:36do you see
12:37i'm at the top
12:38okay let me tell you something
12:39all right
12:40if uh
12:41if i had known
12:42that all it's gonna take was a little bit of fucking gavin mojo
12:44i probably would have slept with you a long fucking time ago
12:47how did this even happen
12:48what were we thinking
12:49well judging by this massive hangover
12:51i say that we blame it on the alcohol
12:52but whatever
12:54okay
12:54so
12:55what are we gonna do
12:56about cornelius
12:58we don't even know if he knows
12:59right
13:00so if he brings it up just downplay it
13:02no we can't fucking downplay it
13:03you've heard him okay
13:04all he cares about is marriage
13:05and family and promotions okay
13:07if we don't do that
13:08he's gonna think we're mucking the fucking company
13:10we can't have that
13:10ugh
13:11i hate that you're right
13:12fuck
13:12thank you
13:13you know what
13:14screw you gavin
13:15screw me
13:15oh you mean again
13:17because he already did that last night
13:19victoria we need to talk
13:42hi
13:42this is my room what are you talking about
13:46this is my room look at the
13:47that could be cornelius
13:49morning boss
13:55you um
13:57you need to see me cornelius
13:58gavin is here
14:00what a shocker
14:02uh so
14:05anyway
14:06what is it i hear about you two turds
14:11getting married
14:12to each other
14:14yeah we didn't actually mean for anything
14:16yeah it's not what it looks like
14:17no
14:18enough
14:18i am not happy
14:21you two
14:23go out
14:24go crazy
14:25get wasted
14:27and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder
14:30this is not
14:30a good look
14:31not for you
14:33not for me
14:34and definitely not for harpley industries
14:38look let me explain it
14:40shut up
14:40now
14:41it is no secret
14:43that the two of you are rivals
14:46and sometimes that's great because you come up with these really great ideas
14:49but you cannot run a company on rivalry
14:52you run a company on teamwork
14:55so
14:56i think that nothing says teamwork
14:59more
15:01than a marriage
15:03you want us to stay married
15:09it's less of a want
15:13and more of
15:15that's great
15:16you want to be
15:20good
15:21we know
15:22we'll kick in
15:38wait a minute