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00:00I want you to make sure that it's almond milk, okay?
00:02Lactalism tolerance is no joke.
00:04Oh, and bring it upstairs for me.
00:06Got it. Almond milk as always.
00:16Here's your coffee, Vic.
00:17Oh, thanks. I can take the other one again.
00:20Are you sure?
00:21Of course. I need to talk to him about something anyway.
00:25Thank you. You're such a lifesaver.
00:27I have about ten minutes to finish this report from Mr. Hartley.
00:30And I could use every minute of it.
00:32Not a problem at all.
00:34I scratch your back, you scratch mine, right?
00:36Sure. Something like that.
00:51Prepare to shit yourself.
00:53If you look at our four-quarter, four-quarter? Should I say, I'll say four-quarter, okay?
01:03If you look at our four-quarter development strategies, right, we'll be able to minimize,
01:09um, okay, normal, be normal.
01:14Lint.
01:18Peace offering.
01:19You know, for yesterday.
01:21Thanks.
01:23You know, that's, uh, surprisingly thoughtful of you.
01:27As you can see with our four-month development plan, our focus is to minimize the prep time
01:40and optimize the department workflow to ensure that there is an entire...
01:46Oh.
01:49Oh.
01:51Uh.
01:51I need you to excuse me for one second.
01:58I'm so sorry about this.
02:13Um, if I may, I'd like to continue the presentation myself.
02:18Yes, that would be wonderful, Victoria.
02:20All right.
02:23As he was saying, to ensure quality product, we have a unique form of communication that
02:29ensures transparency between client and production.
02:33And with all that being said, we are not only on the top charts for this business quarter,
02:39we also have a 95% success rate.
02:42Impressive.
02:43Well, you clearly know your stuff.
02:45We need that kind of expertise in our marketing.
02:50Well, here at Hartley Industries, we are passionate about delivering successful results to our
02:55clients.
02:56Well, this is, uh, certainly a quality product.
02:59Hmm.
03:00Where do I sign?
03:01Ah.
03:02I can have a contract written up today and sent to your office immediately.
03:06Great.
03:07Oh, and Victoria, can you prepare a follow-up presentation for my team by the end of the week?
03:13Absolutely.
03:14Um, consider it done.
03:17That is the Victoria I remember.
03:19Great job.
03:22Ooh.
03:25Yeah?
03:26Hey.
03:27What the fuck did you do to my drink, huh?
03:30Me?
03:31Who else?
03:32I don't know what you're talking about.
03:33Oh.
03:33Um, the meeting went great.
03:37I...
03:37Looks like you're not the only one who knows how to salvage a disaster.
03:41Well, you did this on purpose, and you're going to fucking pay for it.
03:45Team on.
03:51Oh, okay.
03:52Kevin's been way too quiet this week.
04:11I wonder what he's plotting for revenge.
04:14Hey.
04:16Hey.
04:17Can you do me a favor?
04:20Can you look over the conference room while I take a second?
04:23And don't let anyone in.
04:25Anyone.
04:27Got it.
04:28Time for me to scratch your back.
04:30I owe you one anyway.
04:43Hey.
04:45Hey.
04:46You've been working awfully hard.
04:48Thought I'd just come and bring you a little pick-me-up.
04:52There you go.
04:53Victoria told me not to let anyone in.
04:55Who said anything about letting me in?
04:57I mean, well, no.
04:59I just come here and, I don't know, see my favorite and beautiful secretary.
05:07Kevin.
05:09But, uh, I actually really need to get into this room.
05:13Can we just bend the rules just a little bit, please?
05:16Pretty please?
05:17I left a...
05:17I left a folder in there that I need.
05:20Fine.
05:21Just be quick and do not tell Victoria.
05:24That's okay.
05:24Hey.
05:26My lips.
05:27Are sealed.
05:28Are sealed.
05:51See you later.
05:51Hey.
05:52All right.
06:08Welcome, everyone.
06:11Our vision at Harley Industries is to become the world's leading provider of sustainable technology
06:16through solutions for everyday living.
06:17And we will do this by...
06:23What is this?
06:26Is this the logo of our competition?
06:28Um...
06:28Are you using sensitive data between different clients?
06:32You're sharing confidential information with our competition?
06:36No, no.
06:37I would never do that.
06:37That's exactly what this looks like.
06:40I can't believe this is happening.
06:41Um...
06:41We trusted you.
06:43You hear some of our lawyers.
06:45No.
06:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:47I'm so sorry.
06:47No.
06:53Gavin, you did this.
06:54I didn't do anything.
06:55That's enough!
06:56You two are fired.
07:02Whoa.
07:02What?
07:06Fuck.
07:09Fired.
07:10I'm...
07:10Mr. Hartley.
07:11Look.
07:13Your little pranks are now costing this company clients.
07:17Just because you are two of my best does not mean that I should have to put up with all
07:23of these reckless shenanigans.
07:27You know what, Mr. Hartley, please.
07:28Um, I don't know about Gavin here, but I promise I'm done with the pranks.
07:33Okay, you know what?
07:33You can consider me prankless from now on, all right?
07:35You know, you two keep saying that you're going to get better, but I'm not saying it.
07:41I'm not running a circus here.
07:42So you two clowns better get your shit together, or else you will really be gone, really be
07:50gone this time, for real!
08:01Hi, I'm calling for an update on my mother.
08:07I understand.
08:11I'll get you the money.
08:12I promise I have a promotion coming soon.
08:18I'm sorry, were you not just in the same meeting that I was in?
08:22That promotion ain't happening, sweetheart.
08:25You're going to be lucky if you can even keep your job.
08:33What's wrong?
08:36There you two bozos are.
08:38I've been looking for you.
08:39For us?
08:40Oh.
08:41Yes.
08:42I have decided to give you another shot.
08:45God help me.
08:47So we're not fired?
08:49Not if you can secure this client, you're not.
08:52He is giving us another shot.
08:54Don't ask me why, but there is a caveat.
08:57Okay, what is it?
08:58Well, he needs the deal done by the end of this weekend.
09:03But he's going on vacation with his lovely wife.
09:07So you two will be spending the weekend with him and the lovely wife in their cabin.
09:15And don't say anything to me.
09:15I do not want to hear it.
09:17I do not want to hear it.
09:17I don't care.
09:17I don't care.
09:18I don't care.
09:49You know this is still your fault, right?
09:59Okay. Well, clearly you are forgetting the sequence of events because you are the one that swapped the drinks,
10:05which is why I'm just trying to survive this chaos that you have caused.
10:10Look at this. Ready?
10:10Hmm. Welcome, you two. So glad you decided to come, especially so soon after your wedding.
10:22Come on. I'll show you to your rooms.
10:26Thank you. Please, after you, sweetheart.
10:29Thanks, honey.
10:41And here's where you'll spend your nights.
10:46Feel free to freshen up and settle in. We should have dinner in a few hours.
10:52We're staying in this room together?
10:54Yes. Well, you're married, right?
10:59Right.
11:01Humble.
11:02Yeah, trust me. I don't want to be around you or your snoring.
11:05I don't want to be around you either.
11:09Please.
11:19I'm going to look for the spa.
11:20You need it.
11:22Fun.
11:22Fun.
11:22Fun.
11:22Fun.
11:23Fun.
11:24Fun.
11:24Fun.
11:26Fun.
11:27Fun.
11:28Fun.
11:29Fun.
11:30Fun.
11:31Fun.
11:32Fun.
11:33Fun.
11:34Fun.
11:35Fun.
11:50Fun.
11:55You know, I knew you would have fell head over heels for me eventually.
12:01Can you just help me zip up, please?
12:06Sure.
12:30Oh, wow.
12:32I see it didn't take long for you lovebirds to get settled.
12:39When you're ready, I'd love to hear what you've come up with for my company.
12:44Right.
12:44Of course.
12:47You know, I think we should probably go present our pitch.
12:55Yeah.
12:55Right.
12:56Good idea.
12:58Dress?
12:59Oh, yeah.
13:02Well, you two better be careful because Norm here is amazing at Bictionary.
13:13Eight-time family world champion.
13:18I would never.
13:20Okay, I'm up.
13:21Yes.
13:21All right.
13:25Diamond and white.
13:27It's getting hot.
13:28It's getting hot.
13:31They can't.
13:32They can't do too much.
13:33No.
13:34I don't think so.
13:36Look, Picasso over here.
13:42Braces!
13:43Yes!
13:43You got it!
13:44You're way too good at this.
13:46We did it!
13:47Oh, honey.
13:48You're welcome.
13:48Let's see.
13:49Tell me.
13:49Bye.
13:56Well, I certainly didn't see that coming.
14:00Come on, honey.
14:00Let's leave the lovebirds alone.
14:02Uh, where'd they go?
14:12Uh, I think we just gave them a show.
14:16Well, it's for winners, too.
14:22You got something.
14:24Bye.
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