EastEnders 29th April 2025-n
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00:00I know, mate, there's something to come up.
00:17That will break ground in a day, max two.
00:20Don't worry, I'm on it.
00:22Stand on, mate.
00:25Oh, my little king fancies capturing a knight!
00:30Oh, it's a shame I've got a migraine. I make a great wingwoman.
00:33Oh, what, I'm not out of the game yet. I don't need a wingwoman.
00:36I've got an inside man.
00:38Hello, Teddy boy. Bill. Honey.
00:42Diddy. Fancy a cuppa?
00:44No, I'm good.
00:49Still playing happy families, then?
00:52Well, at least Mum's suitcase is unpacked. For now, anyway.
00:56I'll be in my room revising for GCSEs if anyone wants me.
01:00All right.
01:03Me and you better get off of it.
01:04Yeah. Well, I hope your head feels better soon.
01:07Yeah. Thanks.
01:09Thanks for the party. See you.
01:10See you.
01:11Right.
01:12I'll leave you two to round 1,200, shall I?
01:20Ding, ding.
01:21Fight.
01:28Well, how'd you get on?
01:30We need to talk about Benji.
01:31Look, whatever this peace offering is, I ain't interested, OK?
01:37All right, just give her a chance, yeah?
01:39I have to give her both barrels yesterday. She deserves it.
01:42All right?
01:43OK.
01:43Welcome to the Your Mum's an Idiot and She's Sorry Apology Night.
01:54This is a non-alcoholic Long Island iced tea.
02:00But I do reserve the right to put some rum in mine in your dad.
02:02So just remember yours is the one with the blue straw, OK?
02:05And this is a selection of the finest local cuisine in Walford.
02:10Don't let the hygiene rating put you off, because that's guide, not gospel.
02:14Do you really think that E. coli and food poisoning is going to get you off the hook?
02:19Look, I know I went off on you yesterday, but it's because you really hurt me, Mum.
02:24I know I ain't been the best, Mum.
02:27But I love you more than anything in this world.
02:30I was stupid.
02:32You know, I was just...
02:34I was trying to protect you.
02:37I've let you down, and I am sorry.
02:42Just...
02:42Just let me know how to make it right, yeah?
02:45Yeah, you was being stupid.
02:48But you're a good mum, and I'm sorry too.
02:52And I...
02:53I don't regret making that complaint.
02:57I just need some space.
02:59That's all.
03:00Space from talking about it, thinking about it,
03:03I'll get space from you two, asking me every two minutes if I'm okay.
03:07All right.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Why don't you have your mates around tonight?
03:12Yeah?
03:13Amy, that...
03:14That expat mate of yours, whoever.
03:16We'll just leave you to have a laugh, yeah?
03:18A sober laugh, without any hammers and drug dealers, obviously.
03:21If space is what you need from all of this, space from us, then, then have it.
03:32We just want you to be happy.
03:35Yeah?
03:35That's all.
03:40I can only push the work back a day, so you need to get him round here now,
03:46and we make him an offer he can't refuse.
03:48It's the only way.
03:48We know where she's buried.
03:50We don't need someone else.
03:52We can do it ourselves.
03:53No.
03:54He killed that girl.
03:55It's his mess.
03:56And too many people know too much as it is.
03:58We offer him 60 grand.
04:00And bracelet or no bracelet, he won't risk her getting found.
04:04Look, I told you we could fix this, as long as you did exactly what I said.
04:08So are you listening?
04:10Why am I walking away?
04:13Make the call.
04:15Clear the safe for the deposit.
04:17I'll sort the rest.
04:27He'll be ready for tomorrow.
04:28Great.
04:29There's the keys.
04:30A beautiful car for a lovely lady.
04:32Oh, thank you.
04:35Smooth as you like, Coach.
04:37I love it.
04:38I didn't even talk about her eyes.
04:40She had coffee.
04:42Don't want to get burnt.
04:44Are you ever going to let that go?
04:46Right, then.
04:47Now that the apprentice is the master,
04:49I was wondering if I could buy you a cuppa.
04:52And then you could help me out with Gina.
04:55Oh, I told you we shouldn't mix our drinks.
04:57I'll pay for them heaters this morning.
05:00Well, it was a good night.
05:01Oh, a very good night from what I remember.
05:03Right, I'll catch you later, then.
05:11Hey, what are you doing later?
05:13Do you, like, fancy grabbing some food or something?
05:16I can't tonight.
05:18I've been swerving this one for a week.
05:20It really takes catches to Felix, I'm afraid.
05:23Why don't you try again tomorrow?
05:25I mean, who knows?
05:26You might get lucky.
05:27Again.
05:28There you are, son.
05:32There you go.
05:34Look, I know that I'm asking for a lot, all right?
05:38I was just thinking that you could, you know, talk me up a bit to Gina.
05:43I'd be my man on the inside, you know?
05:45Coach, this ain't a bet to me, mate.
05:49Yeah?
05:50You had your Molly Foy back home, right?
05:53Well, I had someone like that, too.
05:56Shireen.
05:57I told you about her.
05:58Yeah, well, Gina, she's the first girl I've, you know, properly liked since her.
06:10I just thought you could help give me half a chance.
06:16Thank you, mate.
06:17Just make sure you're subtle, yeah?
06:20Subtle?
06:21Yeah.
06:22If Gina finds out you're my man on the inside, she will bury us both.
06:25Don't worry.
06:27I've got you back, mate.
06:28Cheers, coach.
06:33But you don't have to be here, you know.
06:35I can handle him.
06:43And there was me thinking it was just going to be us two gorgeous.
06:48Shame.
06:50Sit down, yeah?
06:52We've got a proposal for you.
06:54No, I think I'll stand, if that's all right with you.
06:57And just so as you know, I've let the right people know where I am.
07:03I know everything.
07:07So there are no secrets in this room now, okay?
07:11Everything, yeah?
07:13Look, 60 grand to move the body.
07:15There's no point dragging this out, is there?
07:16We've got a day till the team roll, and then we're all in trouble.
07:20So 60 grand for your freedom don't sound too bad to me.
07:23Our freedom?
07:26It's your missus going to be fighting for the top bunk, mate, not me.
07:29I know your connections, and that's why I'm being respectful here.
07:34But bracelet or no bracelet, you killed that girl, and they'll find your DNA, and you'll both go down.
07:41My old mum warned me about girls like her.
07:45Clearly yours didn't.
07:4660 grand's an insult, so let's say 150, shall we?
07:53That way all our secrets stay buried, right?
07:59Deal.
08:01I'll take 20 as a deposit, and the rest on completion.
08:06I'll be in touch.
08:09Lovely doing business again, gorgeous.
08:11There's these as well, yeah.
08:20These are so...
08:24Now, Avani, what is this?
08:26Mocktail.
08:27Mocktail?
08:29I thought I was having a cocktail.
08:30So you're telling me your mum invited us all round, even me, after I grasped her up?
08:39Yeah, I mean, I'm going to take my wins if I can.
08:41I might have long-term emotional damage, but at least I have a 3R tonight, so...
08:46Your mum's heart was in the right place.
08:48She cares about you.
08:49Yeah, I know.
08:51That's why tonight I am Angelic Avani.
08:53This halo is firmly on.
08:57What were you thinking?
08:59I just wanted it done with.
09:02And how are we going to get it done when we ain't got 150 grand to give him, Nick?
09:06You know the type of man Benji is.
09:09What do you think he's going to do?
09:11Let us pay him on the never-never.
09:12I will sort it.
09:13How, Nick?
09:14Just tell me how, because you heard what the man said.
09:16He told people where he was today.
09:19You know his connections.
09:21And if he disappears, he's only going to blow back on us.
09:23And maybe even the boys.
09:30I'll sell this place.
09:32All right?
09:32I'll sell it, and then he can have the money, and we'll be done with it all.
09:36For good.
09:37This is Harry's place.
09:39It's his future.
09:40Oh, it's a bar, Teddy.
09:43What do you think's going to hurt him less?
09:45Shireen turning up dead, me going to prison, or losing this place?
09:49Eh?
09:54Look, I'll open the safe, and you see what you can scrape together, yeah?
09:58Let's get this done with.
10:06These pumbles are elite.
10:08You've got to try some.
10:09Right, I'll throw you something earlier on Baby Jury later.
10:11Save more for us, mate.
10:13Hey, listen, Avani, your mum, honestly, she's class.
10:19She's fit.
10:20So fit.
10:22No offence, no offence.
10:24Offence taken.
10:26Look, go get that door for me, please.
10:28And stay out, my mum's room.
10:29I make no promises.
10:31Come back, get food.
10:33All right.
10:34Are you good?
10:35Yeah, man.
10:36What?
10:37I can't sign for Friday.
10:38I can go get you a plate if you need it.
10:41How's it going?
10:43Yeah, I mean, I haven't had a hammer pulled on me yet, so I say good.
10:46Yeah, exactly, which is why tonight's going to be a chilled one.
10:49Oh, not too chilled, I hope.
10:50Oh, he's brought the goods.
10:52No, we are not drinking tonight.
10:54Who's we?
10:55I mean, I could do with a drink.
10:57Yeah.
11:00But this halo's too tight tonight.
11:02Oh, my God.
11:02I like it, man.
11:03I know you know what I'm saying.
11:04Oh, my God.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:06Oh, my God.
11:13It's only short-term.
11:16Lovely.
11:17I'll see you outside mine in ten, yeah?
11:18Oh, Billy tells me that your missus is still about.
11:25Shame you never took that bet.
11:27Yeah, I should have.
11:28I could do with the money.
11:31She has got herself in an hole.
11:33We're going to have to sell the bar.
11:36Must be a big hole.
11:38You don't want to know.
11:40Shame, because Harry's come into his home with that place.
11:43We ain't the Whartons, but he's brought us together.
11:47And I just hope selling it is worth keeping us together.
11:51Well, all I know is what I told myself when I sold it.
11:54But we're only bricks and mortar.
11:57Family comes first.
11:58And as long as you're putting your family first, that's all that matters, right?
12:04We take our wins where we can.
12:06I'll drink to that.
12:11I'll tell you what, I'm freaking old.
12:14Do you remember the house parties we used to throw?
12:16Back in the day.
12:17I mean, I don't remember too much, if I'm honest.
12:19I do remember what you were like.
12:22Come on.
12:23What was I like?
12:26Oh, shut up and have a drink.
12:27Go on, let your air down.
12:29Count your macros tomorrow.
12:34Oh, look at that.
12:35Police academy on a night out.
12:37Lucky I didn't wear my granny pads tonight, isn't it?
12:39That's pretty much sense.
12:40I'll make you think of this, yeah?
12:43I ain't making a fence.
12:44What are you doing now?
12:58Chickpeas.
13:00Bloke at the gym says that vinegar helps the body absorb protein better.
13:05Mind you, he does think that the government controls the weather, but it's worth a shot,
13:08isn't it?
13:08I've got to keep lean to real Gina in.
13:11She's a tricky one, mate.
13:14Listen, I've got some bad news.
13:15Oh, let me guess.
13:16It's you and Mum.
13:18Leave it out, Dad.
13:18Give it a week and you'll be golden.
13:20It's the bar.
13:21We might need to sell it.
13:25What?
13:26Why?
13:26It's complicated, all right?
13:29But it can't be helped.
13:31It's Mum, isn't it?
13:33She's in trouble.
13:35I thought you was just having words, but I should have known that she's got herself into something.
13:40Come on.
13:41I'm a big boy.
13:42Tell me what it is.
13:43Maybe I could help.
13:43You can't help, H.
13:45Not with this.
13:45All right.
13:50Well, you've got to do what you've got to do, isn't it?
13:53Look, I'm sorry, mate, but I just don't want you getting down on it.
13:57Keep your chin up, yeah?
13:58Give it a couple of years, and we'll find something else out of it, eh?
14:03It's all right, Dad.
14:05It's not like it was really mine, anyway.
14:09You want to know the truth?
14:10After everything happened with Shireen and that, I didn't want people to think I was hiding.
14:19And with my name above the door, it was like saying I'm here.
14:22You know?
14:23Nothing to hide.
14:27And if she ever turned up, she could find me.
14:32It's stupid, isn't it?
14:36No.
14:37It ain't stupid.
14:38But maybe...
14:41Maybe we can sort something out for you, right?
14:56You boys are lightweight, sonya.
14:59Right half of it.
15:00Yeah, don't worry.
15:01We can tell, mate.
15:02And so will Lily when she sees you.
15:04Right, right.
15:04We can't have a party without a spinner bottle, can we?
15:06I am not kissing my brother, and the odds are against me, so I'm out.
15:10No, come on, Hayes.
15:11I'm worth a 41 shot, eh?
15:12Yeah, count me out as well.
15:14I don't want it to land on any of yous.
15:18Yeah, I'm out too.
15:19No, no.
15:20Come on, Tommy.
15:22Listen, you haven't got to ask your phone for permission no more.
15:24Hey, you have to Google how to kiss a girl before we sign up, mate.
15:28Wait, you seriously ain't kissed a girl before?
15:30Just shut up, yeah!
15:31All of you.
15:32All right.
15:33Chill out, mate.
15:40Feels a bit light to me.
15:42You'll be in in a minute with the rest.
15:43What, the bloke who thinks there's no secrets left in the room, right?
15:47You're only digging up one secret tonight.
15:50So you take the money and you keep your mouth shut.
15:55You're something else you are, girl.
15:57Oh, there he is.
16:01Your ears must be burning.
16:04You've got the rest.
16:05He's got work to do.
16:06You won't give us a minute, would you?
16:07Yeah.
16:08Don't tell me you couldn't find ten grand, Ted.
16:23You've had watches worth more in your time.
16:25We can't sell this place.
16:26We've discussed this.
16:27We have to sell it or...
16:29We can't sell it.
16:30It means too much to Harry.
16:32More than you know, I'll talk to Benji.
16:36I'll convince him to take less.
16:37No, you won't!
16:40We made a deal.
16:43Do you want me to go back to prison?
16:44Is that what you want?
16:46What, you want to be the poor single dad with the evil ex-wife again?
16:51Is that it?
16:51I'm not going anywhere, Ted.
16:55Do you hear me?
16:57I did this for Harry.
17:00I did this for all of us.
17:03I'm selling this place for the sake of our family.
17:06Because without me, we'd break into pieces.
17:09Have you got the money?
17:12Or not?
17:12Or not?
17:21I'm sorry.
17:25We've got no choice.
17:43Listen, darling, do not worry.
17:45As soon as you're ready, the right man's just going to fall into your lap, just like me.
17:48And you'll be whispering sweet nothings, running your fingers through his hair, and making us so, so jealous.
17:54That's a day.
17:55Oi.
17:56Who needs a barnet when you've got the solar panel of passion?
17:59Tell me about it.
18:00Look, look, all right?
18:01If it happens, it happens.
18:03You know, as long as he's nice and kind and...
18:05Six foot two, six-figure salary, and a bum you can bounce a pancone off all that.
18:11Unless you do that.
18:15Anyway, babe, did you sell Felix a plate or what?
18:18A plate of what?
18:20Don't ask me.
18:22Er, no, he's got a date tonight, so I'm guessing he still prefers a buffet.
18:26Well, his loss.
18:28And please remind me to boo him when he next has his wig on.
18:31Some people just aren't ready to settle down.
18:33But don't you settle for less than you deserve, eh?
18:36Both of you.
18:37Oh.
18:37Harry's ready to settle down.
18:41He's got short hair.
18:43I think he'll grow it.
18:44He's about six foot one, nearly.
18:47I'm not sure about the pancone thing, but he likes cars.
18:51He's funny.
18:53He's ready to settle down.
18:55Listen, darling, I don't think Johnny's quite Harry's type.
18:57And my daughter, well, she's the only blonde who's not a cougar in this postcode.
19:01No, not them.
19:03But Gina...
19:04He thinks you have lovely eyes.
19:09Oh.
19:17Thank you for coming along.
19:20Look, I know you ain't my biggest fan, but this is an opportunity for you.
19:25Even if it is just for revenge.
19:27She'll get offers, and I'll make sure she takes yours.
19:31For less than what you sold it for.
19:32But whatever you think of her, she's turned that place around, and it's making money.
19:37So that's a no-brainer for me.
19:39But there is one condition, though.
19:41You keep Harry on as licensee.
19:44Look, you can have final say on everything, and he won't even be there half the time.
19:48Just keep it Harry's barn, and keep his name above the bar.
19:52He needs it.
19:54At the end of the day, we're family, right?
19:57And that has to mean something.
20:00As far as I'm concerned,
20:01Sharon, she's ancient history.
20:05And you can't help her you fall in love with.
20:10This, er...
20:11This hole she's dug.
20:15How much does she need?
20:17A hundred grand.
20:18I can either buy the bar back, or I'll lend you a hundred grand.
20:28It's up to you.
20:28You paid that scumbag Reese's Delft, so I know you're good for it.
20:34You're right.
20:35You're right, you can't choose who you fall in love with.
20:38You can choose to do what's best for your family.
20:40So whatever you do, you put them boys first.
20:44Because, when I've been a woman like that, there's always going to be more holes to dig her out of.
20:50And you don't want to end up being a lonely old man holding a shovel on your own, do you?
20:53No, I'll get up with you.
21:05Look, mate, it's not a big deal.
21:07Some 40-year-old's a virgin, so they made a film about it.
21:09Just leave me alone.
21:10I remember being like you.
21:15It's scary even thinking about it.
21:17I'm scared.
21:17I'm not scared.
21:19I don't care what anyone thinks.
21:21Okay, well, I did.
21:23I admit it.
21:25I just...
21:27don't want people taking the mick.
21:31Well, then, you know you've got the answer right in front of you, don't you?
21:38I ain't watching that.
21:40Oh, come on, don't tell me you ain't seen stuff like this before.
21:44I was a lot younger than you when I first started.
21:49Look, if you ain't got the courage to, you know, try it out on goals in real life, then it's how you learn, innit?
21:57And you've got to learn sometime.
21:59Okay.
21:59All right, my turn.
22:23Don't rush me.
22:27I'm going to win anyway.
22:30Get in there.
22:34Oh, there you are.
22:36I was just schooling our youngest in how to play Queen of Arts.
22:39And as the Queen of the House, I always win.
22:42I've still got revising to do.
22:43Yeah, of course.
22:45I mean, you're never going to make it as a card shark, so you might as well get that doctorate.
22:48Are you okay?
22:55Yeah.
22:56It's just, er...
22:57We can trust Benji to walk away, can't we?
23:05Yeah!
23:07Yeah!
23:08Just pay him his money and he'll keep his mouth shut.
23:12We'll never see him again.
23:14Look, tomorrow, this'll all be over.
23:18And we can start again, yeah?
23:22Don't worry.
23:26Oh, that'll be the offer I was waiting for.
23:28Queen of Arts strikes again.
23:31Hello?
23:32Hello?
23:32Look, I bet all the drug dealers and our bag snatchers are breathing a sigh of relief tonight.
23:51All right, enough's enough.
23:52I think we're done.
23:54Now, come on, Priya.
23:56Let's go.
23:57Get off me.
23:58Do you know they're doing this on purpose because they want to make me leave?
24:00No, Priya, they're just having a run out.
24:03Yeah?
24:03Now, come on, it's time to go.
24:05No, it's time I introduce myself.
24:10All right, boys, you having a good night?
24:13No, Priya, sorry about yesterday.
24:15Sorry?
24:16Don't look sorry.
24:17Been a long day, has it?
24:19Priya, come on, we need to go, yeah?
24:21You've only just got Nirvana's good side.
24:22I ain't going anywhere.
24:24You make me sick, you lot.
24:26Oh, big man, is it?
24:27Bullied at school, so now you want to take it out on women and children?
24:30You coppers are all the same, aren't you?
24:32No, that's enough.
24:33Enough.
24:33I told you yesterday, we are just doing our job.
24:35Oh, your job, your job, is that what you call it?
24:37Priya, Priya, that's enough.
24:39Take her home, Ravi, will you?
24:40Now.
24:41Whatever.
24:51Hi, you all right?
24:52Hey.
24:53So, using my uncle to try and get in my pants.
24:57What, really?
24:58Never mind women, I need to give him a lesson on subtlety.
25:01Yeah, what's wrong with you?
25:02You know that he struggles with this stuff.
25:04What?
25:05He's smarter than all of us.
25:07I ain't using him, he's my mate.
25:09He was trying to do me a favour.
25:11Okay, so what's the plan?
25:13You're trying to get my family on side, aren't you?
25:15Do you really think my dad's going to be happy if I bag a blackmailer as a boyfriend?
25:18All right, I told you I was sorry about that.
25:21If it makes you feel any better, I ain't going to be your boss anymore.
25:24Yeah, my mum's in trouble, she's got to sell up, so at least you won't have to deal with me at work anymore, eh?
25:28Okay.
25:29Well, you're not my boss, and all I have to do is put all your cheesy one-liners, so I wouldn't flatter yourself, yeah?
25:34This ain't a bet, you know.
25:36I ain't just trying to get in your pants.
25:39I like you.
25:42I like the way you carry yourself.
25:43I like that you don't put up with me, you know, being me.
25:50I just wanted you to like me, too.
25:54And Kojo, well, I know you love him, so I thought he might sway you.
26:01Would have been better off trying the ice thing, eh?
26:05Okay.
26:05Uh, one day.
26:11And I reserve the right to fry a drink on your face if you mess it up, all right?
26:14All right.
26:15Nice to see you again, gorgeous.
26:35Nice to see you again, gorgeous.
26:42Oh, no.
26:51Nicola Mitchell!
26:53That's who you want!
26:55Do you hear me?
26:57Nicola Mitchell!
26:58That's the one you want, not me!
27:01Nicola Mitchell!
27:02Nicola Mitchell!
27:03Nicola Mitchell!