Summer Situationship - Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:03I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:05You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:07If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:09you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:12or you hate their guts.
00:00:14For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:21Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:24I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:26Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:28This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:31The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:34was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:37and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:39I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:42Clean it up, maid.
00:00:52I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:54Do it yourself.
00:00:56That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:01:01You're paid to serve me.
00:01:03Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:11I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:15I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:17Right, Emmett?
00:01:18Yeah.
00:01:19She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:28Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.
00:01:33Can you?
00:01:38Am I dreaming?
00:01:39No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:45What the hell's going on?
00:01:50Uh, Nova?
00:01:51What the hell's going on?
00:01:53Uh, Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:58And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:02:03Destiny?
00:02:04Hmm?
00:02:05Is that what happened?
00:02:06That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:07Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:13Why do you even care?
00:02:15She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:26Mia?
00:02:27Hmm?
00:02:28Give me your phone.
00:02:29What?
00:02:30Give me your phone.
00:02:31No.
00:02:32It's right here.
00:02:33I got you.
00:02:36I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:38Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:40If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:45No.
00:02:46Open it.
00:02:55I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:57You didn't have to do that.
00:03:00I know.
00:03:04Whoa!
00:03:07Uh, guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:09Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:13Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:15Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:16Dude, we can't.
00:03:17Yes, we can.
00:03:18No, we can't.
00:03:19This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:20Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:24Wake up slut, show's over.
00:03:26Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:28Fine by me, I'll be by the pool.
00:03:30Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:33Emmett!
00:03:38I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:42You have to save her.
00:03:46Jules?
00:03:47Jules!
00:03:48Come on!
00:03:49Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:50What do I do?
00:03:51Mouth to mouth.
00:03:52Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:04:00Thank God.
00:04:03Alright, let's get you up.
00:04:06I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:11Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:14I'm fine.
00:04:15Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:16You know Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:21What, are you a stripper?
00:04:23I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:25You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:31And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:38What are you trying to do?
00:04:41Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:43Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:44You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:46I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:50You know what I think?
00:04:53I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:56Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:05:02Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:05:05And you know what, I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:07So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:09You still want me.
00:05:12Is he coming on to me?
00:05:18Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:23Should we check?
00:05:27You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:31Then let's make it easy.
00:05:33Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:36We've been over this a million times.
00:05:38I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:39Yes, you did.
00:05:40And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:45Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:48Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:53And you let her.
00:05:54Did someone say my name?
00:06:01You two are hooking up?
00:06:02We're not hooking up.
00:06:04Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:10We're not hooking up.
00:06:12Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:15Be so fucking for real.
00:06:18Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:20It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:23Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:26How convenient.
00:06:29Let the girls talk.
00:06:37After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:42Did you just spit on me?
00:06:53Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:58Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:07:04And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:07:07Especially Noah.
00:07:12Ow!
00:07:14Noah!
00:07:15Did you see that?
00:07:16She shoved me!
00:07:17Oh my god.
00:07:18Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:21I'm always honest.
00:07:23You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:29Thanks, Noe.
00:07:30Fire her.
00:07:33Fire her.
00:07:42Fire her.
00:07:46Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:49I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:53Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:56And this is my rental too.
00:07:59So, what I say goes.
00:08:10Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:13So you should probably go.
00:08:18I wish things could be different, but I'm not gonna beg you to stay.
00:08:23Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:29Jules.
00:08:33Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:42I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:44It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:47I don't want your pity check.
00:08:50My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:53This is too humiliating.
00:08:55I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:56What are you doing home?
00:08:58I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:00Oh!
00:09:01No!
00:09:02No!
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:04Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:06I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:07Mia?
00:09:08Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:09But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:10Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:11What are you doing home?
00:09:12What are you doing home?
00:09:13I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:14No!
00:09:15No!
00:09:16That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:17Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:22I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:26Mia?
00:09:27Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:30But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:35Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:39Everything!
00:09:46I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:09:50Please don't call me that.
00:09:53You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:56I'm gonna call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:10:00Mia?
00:10:02Slow down, okay?
00:10:03We've only been dating for two months.
00:10:07What, you still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:10:11I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:13Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:16Why not?
00:10:17That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:20I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:24What are you still doing here?
00:10:26You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:28Tell me this.
00:10:30Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:32Or do you just not get it?
00:10:33Nobody wants you here.
00:10:36I can't back down.
00:10:37Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:40I'm not talking to you.
00:10:42I'm talking to you.
00:10:43I need this job.
00:10:46I need you to choose me.
00:10:48After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:52But I do.
00:10:54What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:58What do I get if I choose you?
00:11:00I'll do whatever you want.
00:11:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:11:05No one can make him happier than me.
00:11:09Tell her, Noah.
00:11:11Prove it.
00:11:16I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:18And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:21Okay.
00:11:23Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:26And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:31Mia!
00:11:33I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:35Alone.
00:11:37Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:44She really has you by the balls.
00:11:48Don't insult me.
00:11:50Or what?
00:11:52You'll spank me?
00:11:54You can leave now.
00:11:56Hey.
00:11:59You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:12:06You're right.
00:12:08Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:12You're fired.
00:12:16You're right.
00:12:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:21You're fired.
00:12:27You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:31Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:33Hey, where are you going?
00:12:34Jules, you can't just leave!
00:12:35Jules!
00:12:38You can't just leave.
00:12:40You fired me.
00:12:42I can do whatever I want.
00:12:45Stop it.
00:12:47You're so hot.
00:12:48You're so hot, I love when you're ticklish.
00:12:50Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:55Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:13:05Noah!
00:13:07You come over here.
00:13:08Now!
00:13:10Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:13:15Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:18Don't be prude.
00:13:19It's just a hand job.
00:13:21You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:24Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:29Call him by Lee and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:44What are you doing?
00:13:47Come with me.
00:13:48What the hell?
00:13:50What the fuck are you doing?
00:13:54You want your job back?
00:13:56Fuck me.
00:13:58Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:14:00Play along.
00:14:02Why would I do that?
00:14:04You want your job back?
00:14:06You've got to earn it.
00:14:08Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:14:11Play along.
00:14:13Why would I do that?
00:14:15You want your job back?
00:14:16You've got to earn it.
00:14:18Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:33You're crazy.
00:14:34Crazy like a fox.
00:14:39Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:43You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:45I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:51Noah, come out right now.
00:14:56Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:57Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:58Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:15:02Oh, come on, baby.
00:15:03Show me what you got.
00:15:08Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:15:09Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:15:10Hand me your shirt.
00:15:11Now, now, now.
00:15:26Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:31Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:34You fucking bitch.
00:15:36You can't stay here.
00:15:37You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:39Take it up with Noah.
00:15:41This isn't over.
00:15:44If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:15:49I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:15:52Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:16:02You know what? I should thank you.
00:16:04Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:16:07Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:16:09Oh, wait.
00:16:11I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:16:15You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:16:16Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:16:18We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:16:21Yeah.
00:16:22What about it?
00:16:24If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:29Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:16:33Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:16:39You're on.
00:16:46We need to talk.
00:16:47We need to talk.
00:16:51Emmett, get out.
00:16:57Did I get my job back?
00:16:59Actually, you've been promoted.
00:17:03To be my new girlfriend.
00:17:04You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:17:08I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:17:14Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:17:19Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:17:22Well, I changed my mind.
00:17:23Now, I need a hundred thousand dollars.
00:17:27Done.
00:17:29Pull this off with me and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:37Give me that.
00:17:38Not yet.
00:17:45Give me that.
00:17:47Not yet.
00:17:48I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:52But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:56This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:18:02I'll do it.
00:18:05Great.
00:18:10Let's seal the deal.
00:18:18I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:33Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:35You can't resist me.
00:18:39Alright.
00:18:41Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:43Rule number one.
00:18:53No boners.
00:18:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:58You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:01Yeah.
00:19:03Just one.
00:19:05No feelings.
00:19:07I don't want things to get complicated.
00:19:09You're my complication, Jules.
00:19:15Do you have any rules for me?
00:19:19Yeah, I do.
00:19:21I have one.
00:19:23No one touches you with me.
00:19:27You don't own me.
00:19:29Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:32While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:34So, you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:37Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:39Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:41Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:43Let the show begin.
00:19:45Ew.
00:19:47I'm not having dinner with her.
00:19:49There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:51What?
00:19:53I'm a girl.
00:19:55I'm a girl.
00:19:57I'm a girl.
00:19:58I'm a girl.
00:19:59I'm a girl.
00:20:00I'm not having dinner with her. There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:20:04You kicked me out.
00:20:06Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:20:11Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:20:14At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:20:20Mia.
00:20:22Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:20:25This is my house.
00:20:27And Jules is my...
00:20:54I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:57I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:01Come on.
00:21:03Jason!
00:21:05Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:09Dinner...
00:21:11is served.
00:21:16Let's fucking go!
00:21:19Yay!
00:21:20Oops. I spilled.
00:21:30Emmett?
00:21:32You want to help?
00:21:33Huh?
00:21:34Yeah?
00:21:34Look at Jules squirm.
00:21:45Oh, she can release a sex tape, but can't take a body shot.
00:21:50Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:03Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:06I'm in mode again.
00:22:22I'm in beast mode.
00:22:23I'm on go.
00:22:24That's a troll again.
00:22:25Where I been?
00:22:26That shit never know.
00:22:27Trophy's rolling in.
00:22:28Look, it's gold.
00:22:29Losers gotta go.
00:22:30I'm on ten again.
00:22:31I just stop.
00:22:32No, I can't.
00:22:33No.
00:22:33Oops.
00:22:34Spilled a little.
00:22:38Jules.
00:22:40I'm still thirsty.
00:22:41Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:22:52I have to go.
00:22:54If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:09Choke on it.
00:23:11Don't run away from me.
00:23:19Don't touch me.
00:23:21Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:23:27Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:23:35You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:23:38Yeah, I know.
00:23:39Now you're going to strip from us?
00:23:42You're shivering.
00:23:45Come here.
00:23:58Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:00I'll take the couch.
00:24:01What are you doing here?
00:24:24And where is Noah?
00:24:25Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:24:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:24:36Whatever.
00:24:38I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:24:41Mia's your best friend.
00:24:43Yeah.
00:24:44She's also a huge bitch.
00:24:46People contain multitudes.
00:24:48Don't be scared of Mia.
00:24:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:24:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:24:57And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:01If you know what I mean.
00:25:02Oh, pardon me.
00:25:03Yes!
00:25:04Do you like what you see?
00:25:20I do, actually.
00:25:21What are you doing?
00:25:44Taking a shower.
00:25:45Remember, no don't run.
00:25:51You wish.
00:26:01Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:03I got some friends coming over.
00:26:05Meet me at the pool.
00:26:15What's with this guy?
00:26:20One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:21Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:30Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:26:40Let's give her something to stare at.
00:26:45I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:26:58Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:02Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:05You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:08You're right.
00:27:10It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:15Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:21Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:28Mia, would you relax?
00:27:29We're not taking a vote.
00:27:31We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:27:34What's Survivor?
00:27:35A show for old people.
00:27:37Ew!
00:27:38That's so boring.
00:27:39I'm kidding.
00:27:42Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:27:44Gosh.
00:27:46What game is she trying to play?
00:27:48Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:27:51Come on, Mia.
00:27:55We used to be best friends.
00:27:57Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:28:00You're right.
00:28:02We did used to be best friends.
00:28:05And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:28:07It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:16What are you talking about?
00:28:18I never said anything about it.
00:28:19Save it.
00:28:20Herf's right here.
00:28:23And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:28Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:30I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:28:38I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:28:44Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:28:47Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:28:52They can?
00:28:53I never said that.
00:28:55Mia did.
00:28:56She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:28:59Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:04Hey, I made good money for these.
00:29:08Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:10Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:12Really?
00:29:13Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:29:15She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:19Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:24Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:27You said that about me?
00:29:29I can explain.
00:29:31Save your breath.
00:29:43Bitch!
00:29:45Don't touch me!
00:29:46Get off of me!
00:29:47You're so hot.
00:30:00Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:02Yeah, I can do it.
00:30:07Mom.
00:30:09Mom.
00:30:14Mom.
00:30:15You and Jules are officially over.
00:30:31No, no, no way, dude.
00:30:32Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:30:36She'll come falling back.
00:30:37Speak of the devil.
00:30:46You hooked up with Jules.
00:30:48Dude, look.
00:30:50You hooked up with Jules.
00:30:51I don't know what's going on.
00:30:52What do you mean, Jules?
00:30:53It's pretty fucking clear.
00:30:54You hooked up.
00:30:58Fuck.
00:30:59Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:01Emmett, stop.
00:31:02Fuck you, Jules.
00:31:03Stop.
00:31:08Did you post this?
00:31:09Jules, did you post this?
00:31:25I don't know.
00:31:26Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:31:29What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:31:30I didn't do anything.
00:31:37Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:31:41You know what?
00:31:43Everyone was right about you.
00:31:45You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:31:48Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:31:50Lose my number.
00:31:51I never want to see you again.
00:31:54Fine.
00:31:55Feelings mutual.
00:31:55Great.
00:32:00You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:06Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:09Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:14You're a skank.
00:32:16So get out and don't come back.
00:32:18Come back.
00:32:18Help!
00:32:31Help!
00:32:32Help!
00:32:45You...
00:32:46You saved me?
00:32:48That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:04And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:10Emmett.
00:33:12Don't even think about it.
00:33:13Go on, Jules.
00:33:14Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:16Jules, tell him to leave.
00:33:18We have to talk.
00:33:23Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:32One step closer to making her mind.
00:33:41Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:33:43I can explain everything.
00:33:45Good.
00:33:45Explain.
00:33:46Now.
00:33:53You're a hottie, you know that?
00:33:56Takes one to know one.
00:33:58Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:00You're right.
00:34:01You're right.
00:34:09We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:34:14Trust me.
00:34:16We won't stay secret for long.
00:34:17I couldn't keep you to myself, even if I tried.
00:34:33You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:36That way everyone can see it.
00:34:37But for right now, it's party time.
00:34:42Huh?
00:34:49OMG.
00:34:50I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:34:52Ah.
00:34:53I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:34:57How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:34:59You don't know him like I do.
00:35:02If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:05Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:07I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:09Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:13He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:35:16But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:20More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:23The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:27Except for the one about you.
00:35:29I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:31That's true.
00:35:37Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:35:49Is that true?
00:35:53It's true.
00:35:55I liked you.
00:35:58Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:00I mean, really.
00:36:03Alright.
00:36:04I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:06So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:08Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:14I guess you can't.
00:36:16There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:18I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:27But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:31I really did.
00:36:33I'll give those two until the end of today.
00:36:34To what, Bone?
00:36:35They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:36:36It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:36:37I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:38Then I'll make them remember.
00:36:40Okay.
00:36:41The rules of the game are simple.
00:36:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:36:43When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:36:45Mm-hmm.
00:36:46Mm-hmm.
00:36:47Yeah.
00:36:48Yeah.
00:36:49Yeah.
00:36:50Yeah.
00:36:51Yeah.
00:36:52It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:36:53I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:54Then I'll make them remember.
00:36:58Okay.
00:36:59The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:02You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:05When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:10Mm-hmm.
00:37:11She never kiss me like that.
00:37:37My turn.
00:37:39Mm-hmm.
00:37:40No smoke.
00:37:41Looks like we have to kiss.
00:37:42The road.
00:37:43Ah.
00:37:44Ah.
00:37:45Ah.
00:37:46Ah.
00:37:47Ah.
00:37:48Ah.
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00:37:50Ah.
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00:37:58Ah.
00:37:59Ah.
00:38:00Ah.
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00:38:06Ah.
00:38:07Ah.
00:38:08Ah.
00:38:09Ah.
00:38:10Ah.
00:38:11Ah.
00:38:12Ah.
00:38:13Ah.
00:38:14Ah.
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00:38:33Ah.
00:38:34Ah.
00:38:35Ah.
00:38:36Ah.
00:38:37Packy bought me for doing the deed?
00:38:44Hey, Jules!
00:38:45Jules!
00:38:46You're a pig!
00:38:47Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:38:49He's lying.
00:38:50I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:38:52But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:56You have feelings for me?
00:39:02I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:04But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:06You have feelings for me?
00:39:08Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:10You do?
00:39:12Yeah, I have all the feelings.
00:39:14Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:17You're a dick!
00:39:18Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:19Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:23Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:26I broke your trust.
00:39:27And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:39:32What do you mean?
00:39:33I mean I trusted you and you let me down.
00:39:35And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:39:40Do you want to get back together?
00:39:43You said no feelings.
00:39:46Yeah, you're right.
00:39:49So tell me you want to be with me.
00:39:51Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:39:53Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:39:55Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:05Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the Ring of Fire.
00:40:07Ew.
00:40:08Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:10Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:13I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:15Mm-hmm.
00:40:17Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:20And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:26Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:30Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:40:31Hmm?
00:40:32Yes.
00:40:33Yes, that's a great idea.
00:40:34You should go do that right now.
00:40:35Yes!
00:40:42It's not that easy.
00:40:44Stop avoiding the question.
00:40:45I'm not avoiding it.
00:40:47Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:40:52What do you mean?
00:40:54I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:40:58Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:01And she was about to answer a very important question.
00:41:04I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:10Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:14We can talk later.
00:41:15I promise.
00:41:23The girls go shopping.
00:41:29Saturdays are for the boys.
00:41:33Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:41:36I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:41:42Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:41:46It was tailored for sigmas.
00:41:48Like me.
00:41:49The internship is mine.
00:41:50Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:41:53Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:05If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:08Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:12Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:42:15I'm gonna go try this on!
00:42:20Nice.
00:42:24You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:26Uh, no. I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:29No, you didn't! That's impossible! It doesn't fit!
00:42:32Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:42:34What are you doing?
00:42:36I'm shopping.
00:42:38Do you not remember me?
00:42:40I used to be in here all the time.
00:42:42Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:42:44She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:42:45Mmm.
00:42:47But what Mia says goes.
00:42:48So your money's no good here.
00:42:50You know what?
00:42:52You're right!
00:42:54I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:42:58That's it! You're out!
00:43:00Oh, Mr. Allen! Excuse me!
00:43:03I'm just gonna take out the trash!
00:43:05Trash?
00:43:07That's my girlfriend.
00:43:08Oh.
00:43:13Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:17See this car?
00:43:20Has no spending limit.
00:43:22My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:25And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:28No way! This is mine!
00:43:30Are you gonna purchase it?
00:43:31No.
00:43:32Not with this janky little zipper.
00:43:34Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:43:35What do you think?
00:43:37No, huh?
00:43:39Will you come help zip me up?
00:43:41Of course.
00:43:43No, huh?
00:43:45No, no.
00:43:47No, no.
00:43:48No, no.
00:43:50No, no.
00:43:52No, no.
00:43:54No, no.
00:43:56No, no.
00:43:58No, no.
00:44:00No, no.
00:44:01No, no.
00:44:03No, no.
00:44:04No, no.
00:44:09You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:12Is it too expensive?
00:44:14No.
00:44:16It breaks a no boner rule.
00:44:24Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:44:35Thank you, Noah.
00:44:37You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:44:41Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:44:44Right.
00:44:49Put the dress on my card.
00:44:53Excuse me.
00:44:54I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:44:59I bet she stole it.
00:45:01I would never.
00:45:03Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:06Fine.
00:45:08Whatever, Mia.
00:45:09I don't know how that got there.
00:45:10I don't know how that got there.
00:45:11Well, she stole it.
00:45:12And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:45:13Hmm.
00:45:14Call the police.
00:45:15I don't know how that got there.
00:45:16I don't know how that got there.
00:45:17I don't know how that got there.
00:45:22See, I told ya.
00:45:23I don't know how that got there.
00:45:25I don't know how that got there.
00:45:29Well she stole it.
00:45:31Well, she stole it.
00:45:33And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:45:39Call the police.
00:45:40Don't call the police.
00:45:42Don't call the police.
00:45:44This is all my fault.
00:45:45No, it's not.
00:45:47Yes, it is.
00:45:48I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:45:52But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:45:55You can't do this.
00:45:56It's a waste of money.
00:45:58Neither of us want me to win.
00:46:01It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:03And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:06Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:07Please and thank you.
00:46:12You're ready?
00:46:17You're ready.
00:46:19There he is.
00:46:23Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:26Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:46:28Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:46:37Watch your mouth.
00:46:39Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:46:40Okay, dude.
00:46:43Jules is mine first.
00:46:44I dumped her, okay?
00:46:46It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:46:49Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:46:53Okay.
00:46:54All right.
00:46:55Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:46:57Yeah?
00:46:57I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:00By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer
00:47:04house.
00:47:04Hmm?
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:05And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:47:09the summer, okay?
00:47:09I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:12Deal.
00:47:13You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:21Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:47:30Eat shit.
00:47:30Hey.
00:47:34Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:47:37Enjoy it while I last, Noah.
00:47:39Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:47:51Hey.
00:47:52Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:47:59Uh, I don't know.
00:48:00Jules.
00:48:02You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:04About what?
00:48:06The music in here?
00:48:07Because I think it sucks.
00:48:09Jules.
00:48:11Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:13For real.
00:48:15No contracts and no money.
00:48:16I mean it.
00:48:18I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:20Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:23Like I care.
00:48:24I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:48:28I'm sorry.
00:48:30We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:48:32Have fun.
00:48:34Here.
00:48:35Put this on.
00:48:37I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:48:44You're crazy.
00:48:46Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:48:50You're on.
00:49:00Follow me.
00:49:05Let the show begin.
00:49:07You think you're hot shit?
00:49:19Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:23Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:49:26Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:49:30The rules are simple.
00:49:35Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:49:40And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:49:43Woo!
00:49:44Woo!
00:50:14Oh!
00:50:44Top that!
00:50:59Top that!
00:51:01You're the most beautiful girl here. Show them all.
00:51:31I love living in vain when you cry. The same moments things. I loved you.
00:51:47Yo! Jason! Dude, I need the Lady Killer special. Now!
00:51:53Yeah?
00:51:55I got you.
00:51:59Here's a tip.
00:52:01And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:52:07And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:52:12Mia!
00:52:19As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:52:24I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public property.
00:52:31Here we go!
00:52:32Jules, wait!
00:52:37You look upset.
00:52:40What are you, my therapist?
00:52:43Fuck off!
00:52:44No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:52:48Jules.
00:52:50I have something that can make you feel better.
00:52:57What is that?
00:52:58We got time?
00:53:00Come on, Jules.
00:53:01You wanna have some fun?
00:53:07No, thanks.
00:53:09Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:53:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:53:17Better play along.
00:53:28Bottoms up!
00:53:29Cheers.
00:53:32All right.
00:53:35Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:53:37Come on.
00:53:38I'm gonna go change.
00:53:43Destin, have you seen Jules?
00:53:46I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:53:48Emmett was with her.
00:53:50That little shit.
00:53:59Don't move.
00:54:06What do you think you're doing?
00:54:08Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:54:10We both know you want this.
00:54:12Be gentle.
00:54:14Just like our first time, remember?
00:54:16Back off.
00:54:18Relax, baby.
00:54:20Let that e-kick in.
00:54:21You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:54:24Oh.
00:54:25I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:54:27Let go of me!
00:54:28This is just gonna take a minute.
00:54:33Oh, yeah, that's right. Moan for me.
00:54:38Jules?
00:54:40Jules, are you in there?
00:54:41Noah!
00:54:42Help me!
00:54:43Emmett!
00:54:44Get off of her!
00:54:46You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:54:47What's the big deal now, huh?
00:54:49Emmett!
00:54:50She doesn't want you!
00:54:51What are you doing?
00:54:53She wants me so bad, dude.
00:54:54Even if she won't say so.
00:54:55Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:54:56I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:54:58Wait!
00:54:59Stop!
00:55:00This asshole isn't worth it.
00:55:01Oh, no.
00:55:02Oh, no.
00:55:03What?
00:55:04I mean, she doesn't want you.
00:55:05What are you doing?
00:55:06She wants me so bad, dude.
00:55:07Even if she won't say so.
00:55:08Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:55:09I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:55:11Wait!
00:55:12Stop!
00:55:13Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:55:15I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:55:19Wait, stop!
00:55:26This asshole isn't worth it.
00:55:44You look like shit.
00:55:47Jules just kicked my ass.
00:55:49All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:55:52Hey!
00:55:54Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:00Mia, stop.
00:56:04This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:56:08Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:56:09Be so fucking for real.
00:56:11Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:56:14You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:56:18And you know what?
00:56:21He's coming back to the house with me.
00:56:23Tonight.
00:56:25Mia, sit down.
00:56:27Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:56:32Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:56:34Let's go.
00:56:35I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:56:50Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:56:53Ow.
00:56:54You're hurt.
00:56:55Let me help you.
00:56:56I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:57:10I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:57:26I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:57:28Really.
00:57:30I didn't take them.
00:57:32You didn't take the pills?
00:57:38You know, I got something better than E.
00:57:41It's twice as fun.
00:57:43And I've been saving it just for you.
00:57:44What are you trying to give me?
00:57:59Rocky Road.
00:58:02Ow.
00:58:03Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:58:04This is how you repay me?
00:58:06How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:58:11I'm not an asshole.
00:58:12No, you're the king of assholes.
00:58:17You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:58:28I gotta show you something.
00:58:29I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:58:47And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:58:49It worked.
00:58:50I've wanted you all somewhere.
00:58:51Stop waiting.
00:58:52Mom.
00:58:53I need you.
00:58:54Now.
00:58:55I need you.
00:58:56I need you.
00:58:57Now.
00:58:58What if somebody sees?
00:58:59Everybody's at the club.
00:59:00I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:01I don't care.
00:59:02I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:06What if somebody sees?
00:59:07I've wanted you all somewhere.
00:59:11Stop waiting.
00:59:14I need you now.
00:59:22What if somebody sees?
00:59:24Everybody's at the club.
00:59:27I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:37Hi, this is Alan.
01:00:06It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:00:10He was hinting at proposing to me soon,
01:00:13and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:00:17Okay, bye.
01:00:32Hey, sleepy little.
01:00:34What are you doing up so early?
01:00:37I thought I wore you out last night.
01:00:39I'm ready for another round.
01:00:42Hey, can you knock?
01:00:43Can you put your boner away?
01:00:46Get up!
01:00:47Get up!
01:00:48Get up, get up, get up!
01:00:49Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:00:51It's worse than a fire!
01:00:53Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:01:00You're fucking with me.
01:01:05What's the big deal?
01:01:06Uh, there's the drugs.
01:01:07And the mess.
01:01:08And you.
01:01:09What about me?
01:01:10She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:01:11But, like, in a bad way.
01:01:12Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:01:17I need to get out of here.
01:01:19I'll hide Jules.
01:01:20I'll distract Mom.
01:01:24Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:01:26Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:01:35Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:01:36Got it.
01:01:46Get your brother.
01:01:48Now.
01:01:49Mommy!
01:01:50Oi!
01:01:51Noah!
01:01:52Uh.
01:01:53My baby boy!
01:01:54Mom!
01:01:55Hi!
01:01:56Hey!
01:01:57Mom!
01:01:58I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:01:59Mia called and said she needed the family ring... to propose!
01:02:14Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:02:25None of your business.
01:02:27Okay.
01:02:28Well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:02:36I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:02:40What is that slut doing here?
01:02:45You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:02:48Get out of this house.
01:02:49Mom.
01:02:50Noah.
01:02:51A little help?
01:02:52Uh, Mom.
01:02:53Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:03:00Uh, yes.
01:03:01It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:03:06Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:03:09Lisa!
01:03:11My second mommy!
01:03:12We need to talk about engagement plans!
01:03:16Oh, yes we do.
01:03:20You're marrying Mia now?
01:03:22I have no idea what got into her head.
01:03:24I am so sorry, okay?
01:03:25But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:03:28Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:03:30Please?
01:03:42My head hurts.
01:03:44Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:03:46Yeah.
01:03:47I have some in my purse.
01:03:48Oh, thanks.
01:03:55She's prepared.
01:04:04Water!
01:04:05Water!
01:04:06I need water!
01:04:08Jules?
01:04:10What did you give my mom?
01:04:12Aspirin.
01:04:14Aspirin?
01:04:15Woo!
01:04:16It's so hot in here.
01:04:19Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:04:24Oh, no.
01:04:26Woo!
01:04:27Hey, I have an idea.
01:04:28Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:04:31I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:04:33Wow!
01:04:34Oh, that's enough.
01:04:35I gotta talk to you.
01:04:36Let's go.
01:04:37Woo!
01:04:38Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:04:40Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:04:43No way.
01:04:44You gave her those?
01:04:45I didn't give them.
01:04:46She found them.
01:04:48Should we call an ambulance?
01:04:49Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:04:51She hates you already.
01:04:52What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:04:57Where did she go?
01:05:04The End
01:05:05Mom, get out of the pool.
01:05:06No way!
01:05:07It feels so good.
01:05:08Oh, wait no.
01:05:09Oh, I'm drowning.
01:05:11Mia, save me.
01:05:12No, absolutely not.
01:05:13I'm not going in there.
01:05:14Get out of the pool.
01:05:15No way, it feels so good.
01:05:20Oh wait, no.
01:05:23Ow!
01:05:24I'm drowning!
01:05:26Mia, save me!
01:05:28Oh, absolutely not.
01:05:30I'm not going in there.
01:05:33Ow!
01:05:35Ow!
01:05:44You saved me?
01:05:48Ah!
01:05:49Oh, no!
01:05:51Oh, no!
01:05:52Oh!
01:05:53Oh!
01:05:55You saved me?
01:05:59Here, I brought you some tea.
01:06:07I was wrong about you.
01:06:09I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:06:14Thank you for taking care of her.
01:06:24I hope I was a good maid.
01:06:27Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:06:29Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:06:33You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:06:39I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:06:42No feelings.
01:06:44Remember?
01:06:50I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:06:55I'll tear it up right now.
01:06:57I mean it.
01:06:58I need that money more than I want you.
01:07:04When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:07:10If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:07:13So it was really always just about the money.
01:07:17Really?
01:07:19When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:07:22But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:07:26Come with me.
01:07:35I want to give you the money.
01:07:39I want to give you the money.
01:07:41Not as your boss.
01:07:43As your boyfriend.
01:07:45Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:07:47I don't know what to say.
01:07:51Just let me take care of you.
01:07:57And tell me that you love me.
01:08:01I don't think I can say it.
01:08:05Let me take care of you.
01:08:06It's the least you can do.
01:08:08Fine.
01:08:10You can take care of me, okay?
01:08:12And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:08:14I know you do.
01:08:16Good morning, everyone.
01:08:18Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:08:20Oh, I'm just so sorry.
01:08:22I'm just so sorry.
01:08:23I'm so sorry.
01:08:25I'm so sorry.
01:08:27I'm so sorry.
01:08:29I'm so sorry.
01:08:31I'm so sorry.
01:08:33I'm so sorry.
01:08:34I'm so sorry.
01:08:35Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:08:40I was just leaving.
01:08:42You're not leaving, Jules.
01:08:44We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:08:49After your little sex video was released,
01:08:53at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:08:57But, after you saved me,
01:09:01all I can say is,
01:09:02welcome to the family.
01:09:05Wait.
01:09:07You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:09:12That was before you left me to drown.
01:09:15I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:09:19Adios.
01:09:24Bye, Mom.
01:09:29I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:09:32Good luck with that.
01:09:34I don't need luck.
01:09:36I have a really big brain.
01:09:38Brain.
01:09:44There must be something incriminating in here.
01:09:51What is this?
01:09:53Ew, what died in here?
01:10:02My manhood.
01:10:04Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:10:07Really?
01:10:11I don't like to read.
01:10:13It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:10:15They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:10:21That's cheating.
01:10:23Oh, great.
01:10:24You finally figured it out.
01:10:25Good boy.
01:10:27I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:10:29I thought this was summer vacation.
01:10:39I know. I know.
01:10:41But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:10:47What up, lovebirds?
01:10:50Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:10:53You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:10:54I guess.
01:10:58Who are you?
01:11:00I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:11:11Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:11:14What are you doing here?
01:11:16Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house set up.
01:11:19I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:11:20The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:11:26I'd like to be your friend.
01:11:32Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:11:36He seems a little confused.
01:11:42Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:45Uh, I'm the high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble.
01:11:49And Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:11:53The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:11:59And I get bored easy.
01:12:03Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:12:05Interview starts now.
01:12:10Interview starts now.
01:12:12Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:12:16Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:12:18Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:12:20That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:12:22Mm?
01:12:23That's the guy you want to work for?
01:12:32He's a total clown.
01:12:34Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:12:39And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:12:42But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:44Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:12:47I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:12:52I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:12:56And then our sex tape got released.
01:12:59And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:13:03The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:13:06Jules, I need this internship.
01:13:08And so do you.
01:13:09Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:13:16You lied to me.
01:13:18No, I didn't lie to you.
01:13:19I just...
01:13:21I just didn't tell you everything.
01:13:23I'm sorry.
01:13:27Everybody!
01:13:29Let's get the party started!
01:13:32It's over!
01:13:35Grab your bag.
01:13:39Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:13:45I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:13:48There's something special about you.
01:13:50You're so...
01:13:52beautiful.
01:13:54Thanks!
01:13:55But I'm taken.
01:13:57I'm not trying to marry you.
01:13:59Noah...
01:14:01Tell me...
01:14:03Who snatched this hottie up?
01:14:05That'd be me.
01:14:07You're a lucky man.
01:14:09I know.
01:14:14How long is he gonna be here?
01:14:17I'll protect you.
01:14:19Look at here!
01:14:21The happy little couple.
01:14:23From...
01:14:25Whole mates to soul mates.
01:14:26The happy little ones.
01:14:28The happy little ones.
01:14:30Emmett?
01:14:32Noah and I are talking.
01:14:34Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:36Yeah.
01:14:37Well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:14:40Yeah.
01:14:41He's finally gonna win our bet.
01:14:43What bet?
01:14:46What bet?
01:14:48I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:14:54But that's not true.
01:14:56Yeah, it is.
01:14:58I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so...
01:15:01I recorded the whole thing.
01:15:03You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:15:04I don't want to hear it.
01:15:10Yeah.
01:15:11I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:15:15Hm?
01:15:17I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:15:20I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:15:23I was nothing but a check to you.
01:15:26Both of you can fuck off.
01:15:27Chicks, dude.
01:15:29I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:15:31I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guests.
01:15:34I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:15:38You're pathetic.
01:15:40Me.
01:15:42Whatever, dude.
01:15:44What were you thinking?
01:15:46That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:15:48I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:15:51You're pathetic.
01:15:53Me.
01:15:55Whatever, dude.
01:15:57I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:16:02You're a sexy girl.
01:16:04We could have a lot of fun.
01:16:06I don't have time for that shit.
01:16:08Then make time.
01:16:10There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:16:12The boys share their toys.
01:16:15And I want to play with you.
01:16:17I don't want to be played with.
01:16:19If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:22The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:16:26Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:16:30What do I have to do?
01:16:32Let me borrow you for the night.
01:16:34In your dreams, Pearl.
01:16:35Mia.
01:16:37You know where Jules is?
01:16:38Ugh.
01:16:39You're still caught up on that skank?
01:16:40Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:16:41Mia.
01:16:42A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:16:44Get it through your head.
01:16:45I want to be with Jules.
01:16:46Why do you like her so much?
01:16:47I don't like her.
01:16:49I love her.
01:16:50You know, I feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar.
01:16:51You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:16:52Yeah.
01:16:53Well, she said she didn't.
01:16:54Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:16:55I found your girlfriend.
01:16:56I'm sorry.
01:16:57I'm sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar.
01:17:01You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:02Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:17:03I found your girlfriend.
01:17:04I found her girlfriend.
01:17:05I just don't know what happened.
01:17:06I'm sorry.
01:17:07I don't like her.
01:17:08I don't like her.
01:17:10I love her.
01:17:12You know, I feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar.
01:17:15You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:17Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:17:19I found your girlfriend.
01:17:20If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah the straw.
01:17:36Yes, and it's the only way you'd get in.
01:17:39We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:17:42My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:17:45Wait, now I know where I recognize you.
01:17:49Damn, you were great.
01:17:53Just one kiss.
01:17:55That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:18:05Don't play hard to get!
01:18:13Get off.
01:18:15Get off of her.
01:18:19Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:18:23If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers.
01:18:25You wouldn't dare.
01:18:27You little shit!
01:18:29You'll never work for Lehman!
01:18:31Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there, because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:18:39You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:18:41You wanna mess with me?
01:18:42You wanna mess with me?
01:18:43Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:18:49You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:18:52Please, don't tell my wife!
01:18:54Get out of my face, old man.
01:18:56How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:10How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:12It wasn't what it looked like.
01:19:14Don't lie to me.
01:19:15I saw you kiss him back.
01:19:21I didn't kiss him.
01:19:23But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmet about our relationship.
01:19:27You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:19:32Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:19:36Tell him you love him.
01:19:38It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:19:45You're fired.
01:19:52Get out of my house.
01:20:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:20:09You never belonged with us.
01:20:16And now it's your turn to go.
01:20:20I played you and I won.
01:20:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:20:26Oh, honey.
01:20:28This has everything to do with me.
01:20:30I planted the camera in your room.
01:20:38And then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:20:42And then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:20:50You thought you were better than me.
01:20:53But I always win.
01:20:55All I fucking do is win.
01:21:01A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:21:10Mom, I saved the house.
01:21:17It's too late.
01:21:18Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:21:28Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:21:32That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:21:36You lose everything.
01:21:37Oh, God.
01:21:38Can I help you?
01:21:52What are you doing in that uniform?
01:21:55My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:21:58I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:22:04Do you need anything?
01:22:14I have a big tip for you.
01:22:17Seriously?
01:22:19Smile more.
01:22:29This money feels dirty.
01:22:31I never want to see this check again.
01:22:32Miss me?
01:22:45Miss me?
01:22:49Miss me?
01:22:50Miss me?
01:22:51Miss me?
01:22:52Miss me?
01:22:54Miss me?
01:22:56Get lost.
01:22:58I deserve that.
01:23:02Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:23:04And I think you'll really like it.
01:23:10Is this the deed to my house?
01:23:12house? Yeah. This morning I bought it. You bought my house from under us? Look at the name on the
01:23:20title. Oh my god. You put it under my name. It's yours Jules. It's all yours. But I am only giving
01:23:34it to you under one condition. Another condition? What do you want me to be your fake girlfriend
01:23:41again? Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom? No. But I would like you to meet me at the
01:23:48summer house tonight at 8 p.m. and I want you to wear this.
01:24:11What are you doing here? Noah told me to come. Really? Oh how pathetic. Noah's throwing
01:24:21me an engagement party. He's proposing to you? When did you two get back together? Well it's
01:24:30not official yet but he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone and
01:24:36even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing. I guess after spending the entire
01:24:41summer being bored to death by you, Noah decided it was time to be with the best. Mia! Jules!
01:24:50I am so happy that both of you were here. Why did you invite me here? To watch you propose
01:24:55to Mia? Propose? Who said anything about proposing to you? Oh please, the big question. Yeah I do
01:25:04have a big question. Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I? Uh, how did you
01:25:14know about that? Well because I made a huge mistake. And when you were leaving the summer
01:25:18house I heard you're in Jules' fight. You know, the one where you told her that you planted
01:25:23the sex tape in our room? Okay, fine. Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video
01:25:30to the internet but I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:25:34What are you gonna do? Arrest me? Actually that's my job. Mia Matthews, you're under arrest
01:25:40for revenge porn. What? You're not actually doing this, are you? These are not what they're
01:25:45going to do. Call my dad! Ah, daddy! Bye ma'am. If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate
01:25:56it. That's not why I invited you here. Everybody! What is he doing? I have invited you all here
01:26:12so I can share my secrets. And here are my secrets. I scream when I see spiders. I do. And I crashed
01:26:25my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there. And I cannot tell
01:26:32my lefts from my right. Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person. And I have
01:26:37one more secret. Jules, I am stupidly in love with you. And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:26:49Right here in front of everybody. I want everyone to know what you are to me. Jules, why did you
01:27:01reject me in front of everybody? I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:27:06Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend? Of course I do. Now, let's party.
01:27:22Jules, do you call me party? I do. Okay. Bye!