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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:03I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:05You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:07If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:09you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:12or you hate their guts.
00:00:14For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:21Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:24I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:26Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:28This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:31The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:34was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:37and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:39I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:42Clean it up, maid.
00:00:52I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:54Do it yourself.
00:00:56That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:01:01You're paid to serve me.
00:01:03Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:11I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:15I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:17Right, Emmett?
00:01:18Yeah.
00:01:19She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:28Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.
00:01:33Can you?
00:01:38Am I dreaming?
00:01:39No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:45What the hell's going on?
00:01:50Uh, Nova?
00:01:51What the hell's going on?
00:01:53Uh, Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:58And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:02:03Destiny?
00:02:04Hmm?
00:02:05Is that what happened?
00:02:06That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:07Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:13Why do you even care?
00:02:15She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:26Mia?
00:02:27Hmm?
00:02:28Give me your phone.
00:02:29What?
00:02:30Give me your phone.
00:02:31No.
00:02:32It's right here.
00:02:33I got you.
00:02:36I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:38Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:41If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:46No.
00:02:47Open.
00:02:56I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:58You didn't have to do that.
00:03:00I know.
00:03:04Whoa!
00:03:05Uh.
00:03:08Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:13Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:15Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:16Dude, we can't.
00:03:17Yes, we can't.
00:03:18No, we can't.
00:03:19This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:20Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:24Wake up slut.
00:03:25Show's over.
00:03:26Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:28Fine by me.
00:03:29I'll be by the pool.
00:03:30Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:33Emmett!
00:03:37I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:42You have to save her.
00:03:46Jules?
00:03:47Jules!
00:03:48Come on!
00:03:49Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:50What do I do?
00:03:51Mouth to mouth.
00:03:52Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:54Thank God.
00:03:55Alright, um.
00:03:56Let's get you up.
00:03:57I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:12Jules?
00:04:13You're not going anywhere.
00:04:14I'm fine.
00:04:15Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:16You know Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back
00:04:20to me.
00:04:21What, are you a stripper?
00:04:23I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:25You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told
00:04:30me never to talk to you again.
00:04:31And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're
00:04:36wearing this little dress?
00:04:38What are you trying to do?
00:04:41Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:43Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:44You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:45I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:52You know what I think?
00:04:54I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:58Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:05:02Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:05:05And you know what?
00:05:06I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:07So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:10You still want me.
00:05:12Is he coming on to me?
00:05:18Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:23Should we check?
00:05:27You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:32Then let's make it easy.
00:05:34Jules, when you leak that sex tape...
00:05:36We've been over this a million times.
00:05:38I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:39Yes, you did.
00:05:40And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:45Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:48Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:53And you let her!
00:05:54Did someone say my name?
00:06:00You two are hooking up?
00:06:02We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:09Be so fucking for real.
00:06:10Your rebound is my ex-best friend.
00:06:11It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:12Huh.
00:06:13Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:14How convenient.
00:06:15Let the girls talk.
00:06:16After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:17Skank.
00:06:18What?
00:06:19What?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21Oh!
00:06:22Oh!
00:06:23Oh!
00:06:24Oh!
00:06:25Oh!
00:06:26Oh!
00:06:27What was his?
00:06:28Oh!
00:06:29Oh.
00:06:30Oh, oh, what are you?
00:06:31Oh!
00:06:33Oh!
00:06:34Oh, oh Wy!
00:06:35Oh, oH!
00:06:36Oh, Uh!
00:06:37Oh, Oh!
00:06:39Oh, oh!
00:06:40Oh!
00:06:49Oh!
00:06:50Oh, oH!
00:06:51Oh.
00:06:52me? Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it. Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:07:01is mine. And I'm not giving any of it back. Especially Noah. Oh! Noah! Did you see that?
00:07:16She shoved me! Oh my god. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that. I'm always honest.
00:07:23You're the one that's lied in the past. Thanks, Noe. Fire her. Fire her.
00:07:43Do you really think firing her would be the best option? I think it would be more of a
00:07:50punishment if we let her serve us all summer. Noah, she shoved me! And this is my rental
00:07:57too. So, what I say goes.
00:08:02Mia and I are splitting the summer house. So you should probably go.
00:08:17I wish things could be different, but I'm not gonna beg you to stay. Have fun fucking Mia's
00:08:24pointy vagina. Jules. Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad
00:08:36died last summer. I want you to take this, okay? It's what you would have made if you worked
00:08:44for me all summer. I don't want your pity check. Thank God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:52This is too humiliating. I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:56What are you doing home? I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:12Oh! No! No! That was the only thing keeping us afloat. Jules, when your father died,
00:09:18he left us in a $100,000 in debt. I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:25Mia? Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt. But her father said that
00:09:31if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt. Jules, if you don't
00:09:36get this job back, we will lose everything. Everything!
00:09:41I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:09:49Please don't call me that.
00:09:51You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:56I'm gonna call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:10:00Mia? Slow down, okay? We've only been dating for two months.
00:10:05What? You still have feelings for Jules or something? I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:13Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:16Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:20I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:24What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:28Tell me this. Are you genuinely stupid? Or do you just not get it?
00:10:33Nobody wants you here.
00:10:35I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:39I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you. I need this job. I need you to choose me.
00:10:48After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her. But I do.
00:10:53What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:58I'll do whatever you want.
00:11:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No one can make him happier than me.
00:11:08Tell her, Noah.
00:11:10Prove it.
00:11:15I'll work harder than I ever have before. And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:20Okay. Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:26And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:30Mia.
00:11:32I need to talk to Jules. Alone.
00:11:36Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:40She really has you by the balls.
00:11:46Don't insult me.
00:11:48Or what?
00:11:50You'll spank me.
00:11:52You can leave now.
00:11:54Hey.
00:11:56You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:12:02You're right.
00:12:06Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:08You're fired.
00:12:12You're fired.
00:12:14You're right.
00:12:16Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:18You're fired.
00:12:20You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:26Yeah, I know.
00:12:27It's part of my charm.
00:12:28Hey, where are you going?
00:12:29Jules, you can't just leave.
00:12:30Jules!
00:12:31You can't just leave.
00:12:32You fired me.
00:12:33I can do whatever I want.
00:12:35Jules, you're so hot.
00:12:36I love when you're ticklish.
00:12:37Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:40Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:12:42Mmm.
00:12:43Mmm.
00:12:44Mmm.
00:12:45Mmm.
00:12:46Mmm.
00:12:47Mmm.
00:12:48Mmm.
00:12:49Mmm.
00:12:50Mmm.
00:12:51Mmm.
00:12:52Mmm.
00:12:53Mmm.
00:12:54Mmm.
00:12:55Mmm.
00:12:56Mmm.
00:12:57Mmm.
00:12:58Mmm.
00:12:59Mmm.
00:13:00Mmm.
00:13:01Mmm.
00:13:02Mmm.
00:13:03Mmm.
00:13:05Noah, you come over here.
00:13:07Now.
00:13:12Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:13:16Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:18Don't be prude.
00:13:19It's just a hand job.
00:13:21You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:25Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:29Call on by lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:34What are you doing?
00:13:53What the fuck are you doing?
00:14:02You want your job back?
00:14:04Fuck me.
00:14:08Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:14:11Play along.
00:14:13Why would I do that?
00:14:14You want your job back?
00:14:16You've got to earn it.
00:14:18Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:14:32You're crazy!
00:14:33Crazy like a fox.
00:14:39Yeah, baby, give it to me!
00:14:42You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:45I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:48Noah, come out right now!
00:14:55Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:57Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:57Oh, I'm coming for the third time!
00:15:01Oh, come on, baby!
00:15:03Show me what you got!
00:15:04Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:15:09Hand me your shirt!
00:15:10Now, now, now!
00:15:11Okay.
00:15:11Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:28Yeah, thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:33You fucking bitch.
00:15:35You can't stay here.
00:15:36You can't stay here.
00:15:37You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:39Take it up with Noah.
00:15:40This isn't over.
00:15:44If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:15:49I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:16:00You're a time to get back at me as cringe as hell.
00:16:02You know what?
00:16:03I should thank you.
00:16:04Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:16:06Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:16:09Oh, wait.
00:16:10I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:16:14You know what?
00:16:15Let's make a bet.
00:16:16Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:16:18We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:16:21Yeah.
00:16:22What about it?
00:16:24If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:28Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:31Internship will be yours.
00:16:33Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:16:39You're on.
00:16:46We need to talk.
00:16:48Emmett, get out.
00:16:57Did I get my job back?
00:16:59Actually, you've been promoted.
00:17:03To be my new girlfriend.
00:17:08You're nuts.
00:17:10I'm not a hooker.
00:17:11I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:17:16Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:17:19Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:17:21Well, I changed my mind.
00:17:23Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:27Done.
00:17:29Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:37Give me that.
00:17:38Not yet.
00:17:39I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:51But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:54This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:18:02I'll do it.
00:18:04Great.
00:18:05Let's seal the deal.
00:18:10I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:33Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:34You can't resist me.
00:18:39All right.
00:18:40Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:52Rule number one.
00:18:54No boners.
00:18:56You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:59You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:02Yeah.
00:19:03Just one.
00:19:05No feelings.
00:19:07I don't want things to get complicated.
00:19:11You're my complication, Jules.
00:19:17Do you have any rules for me?
00:19:21Yeah, I do.
00:19:23I have one.
00:19:26No one touches you with me.
00:19:31You don't own me.
00:19:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:39Oh, so you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:47Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:49Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:50Let the show, I'm the last person I had sex with her.
00:20:01There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:20:03You kicked me out.
00:20:04Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:20:11Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:20:14At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:20:19Mia, do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:20:25This is my house.
00:20:28And Jules is my...
00:20:29I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:57I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:58Hey, Mom.
00:21:03Jason!
00:21:05Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:09Dinner is served.
00:21:15Let's fucking go!
00:21:19Yay!
00:21:20Mm-hmm.
00:21:20I spilled.
00:21:29Emmett?
00:21:31You want to help?
00:21:32Huh?
00:21:34Yeah?
00:21:34Look at Jules squirm.
00:21:45Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:21:50Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:58Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:06I'm in mode again.
00:22:22I'm in beast mode.
00:22:23I'm on go.
00:22:24Got to troll again.
00:22:25Where I've been?
00:22:26Where I've been?
00:22:26That shit never know.
00:22:27Shelf is rolling in.
00:22:28Look at school.
00:22:29Losers gotta go.
00:22:30I'm on T and again.
00:22:31I can't stop.
00:22:32No, I cannot know.
00:22:33Oops.
00:22:34I spilled a little.
00:22:37Jules, I'm still thirsty.
00:22:42Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:22:52No.
00:22:53I have to go.
00:23:03If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:09Choke on it.
00:23:15Don't run away from me.
00:23:20Don't touch me.
00:23:22Were you mad because I kissed you or were you mad because you liked it?
00:23:34You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:23:38Yeah, I know.
00:23:41Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:23:43You're shivering.
00:23:45Come here.
00:23:52Bed's yours tonight, I'll take the couch.
00:24:04What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:24:17Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:24:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:24:37Whatever.
00:24:38I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:24:42Mia's your best friend.
00:24:44Yeah.
00:24:45She's also a huge bitch.
00:24:47People contain multitudes.
00:24:49Don't be scared of Mia.
00:24:50She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah and she's
00:24:54jealous of you still.
00:24:57And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:25:00If you know what I mean.
00:25:01I'll find you.
00:25:02I'll find you.
00:25:03Yes.
00:25:04Do you like what you see?
00:25:07I do, actually.
00:25:21What are you doing?
00:25:44Taking a shower.
00:25:48You wish.
00:25:55Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:03I got some friends coming over.
00:26:13Meet me at the pool.
00:26:16What's with this guy?
00:26:19One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:21Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:30Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:26:39Let's give her something to stare at.
00:26:54I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:26:57Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:01Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:04Should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:07You're right.
00:27:08It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:12Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:20Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:27Mia, would you relax?
00:27:28We're not taking a vote.
00:27:29We're not taking a vote.
00:27:30We're not on Survivor.
00:27:31Alright?
00:27:32What's Survivor?
00:27:34A show for old people.
00:27:36Ew!
00:27:37That's so boring.
00:27:39I'm kidding.
00:27:40Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:27:44What game is she trying to play?
00:27:47Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:27:53Come on, Mia.
00:27:54We used to be best friends.
00:27:56Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:27:59You're right.
00:28:01We did.
00:28:02We used to be best friends.
00:28:04And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:28:09It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:13What are you talking about?
00:28:16I never said anything about save it.
00:28:19Herf's right here.
00:28:22And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:26Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:30I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:28:36I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:28:42Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:28:46Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:28:51They can?
00:28:53I never said that.
00:28:54Mia did.
00:28:55She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:28:58Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:03Hey!
00:29:04I paid good money for these.
00:29:06Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:08Jules will never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:11Really?
00:29:12Cause this one's about you, Noe.
00:29:14She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:18Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:23Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:26You said that about me?
00:29:28I-I can explain.
00:29:30Save your breath.
00:29:42Bitch!
00:29:43Don't touch me!
00:29:45Get off of me!
00:29:46I-I can-
00:29:47AH!
00:29:48You're so-
00:29:49재ganed again with your shirt off.
00:29:51Ha-ha!
00:29:52Ah!
00:29:53You-I can see, man.
00:29:54You're so-
00:29:55Say that again with your shirt off.
00:29:57Yeah, I can-
00:29:58Ah!
00:29:59Ah!
00:30:00Ah!
00:30:01Ah!
00:30:02Ah!
00:30:03Ah!
00:30:04Ah!
00:30:05Ah!
00:30:06Ah!
00:30:07Ah!
00:30:09Ah!
00:30:10Ah!
00:30:11Ah!
00:30:12Ah!
00:30:13Ah!
00:30:14Ah!
00:30:15Ah!
00:30:16You and Jules are officially over.
00:30:31No, no, no way, dude.
00:30:32Like, I'm just going to distract myself,
00:30:35screw around a little bit.
00:30:36Don't come crawling back.
00:30:40Speak of the devil.
00:30:46You hooked up with Jules?
00:30:48Dude, look.
00:30:50You hooked up with Jules.
00:30:51I don't know what's going on.
00:30:52What do you mean, Jules?
00:30:53It's pretty fucking clear.
00:30:54You hooked up.
00:30:58Fuck.
00:30:59Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:01Elliot, stop.
00:31:02Fuck you, Jules.
00:31:03Stop.
00:31:08Did you post this?
00:31:16I don't know.
00:31:26Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:31:29What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:31:35I didn't do anything.
00:31:37Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:31:41You know what?
00:31:43Everyone was right about you.
00:31:44You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:31:48Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:31:50Lose my number.
00:31:51I never want to see you again.
00:31:54Fine.
00:31:55Feelings mutual.
00:31:59Great.
00:32:00You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:06Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:09Listen, Jules,
00:32:11none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:14You're a skank.
00:32:16So get out and don't come back.
00:32:29Help!
00:32:31Help!
00:32:32Help!
00:32:32You saved me?
00:32:48That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:04And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:10Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:13Go on Jules, tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:16Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:18We have to talk.
00:33:23Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:33One step closer to making her mind.
00:33:42Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:33:43I can explain everything.
00:33:45Good, explain.
00:33:47Now.
00:33:53You're a hottie, you know that?
00:33:56Takes one to know one.
00:33:58Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:00You're right, we shouldn't tell anyone.
00:34:15Trust me, we won't stay secret for long.
00:34:18I couldn't keep you to myself even if I tried.
00:34:33You know, once we make this official, I'm gonna post this everywhere.
00:34:36That way everyone can see it.
00:34:38But for right now, it's party time.
00:34:45OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:34:52Ah!
00:34:53I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:34:56earth how could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate you don't know him like i do if you saw
00:35:03him naked you'd understand ew spare me the visual i thought you hated that guy noah is arrogant
00:35:11cocky and probably needs to be in therapy he and emmet are the perfect matches roommates
00:35:17but i like him more than i ever liked emmet more than i ever liked anyone
00:35:21the rest of the texts were all things that mia said to me except for the one about you
00:35:30i called you arrogant and cocky that's true
00:35:37right before i told her i have feelings for you
00:35:40is that true
00:35:54it's true i liked you jules how am i supposed to trust you i mean really
00:36:03all right i need to see the text from your phone so that way i can know that they're legit
00:36:08maybe if i show noah the texts he'll finally believe me
00:36:15i guess you can't there's no way for me to prove it
00:36:25i know it was a really long time ago but when i really think about it
00:36:29i really liked you jules i really did
00:36:37i give those two until the end of today to what bone
00:36:42they're just doing this to make me mad it's like they're obsessed with me
00:36:47i don't think they remember you exist
00:36:49then i'll make them remember
00:36:59okay the rules of the game are simple you take a hit of the vape and pass it around
00:37:05when the smoke stops you kiss whoever blew it to you
00:37:07she never kiss me like that
00:37:38my turn
00:37:49no smoke looks like we have to kiss
00:37:56the road
00:38:07keep the circle moving
00:38:18if you want to really piss me off
00:38:20kiss me like you mean it
00:38:22get off dude i took her virginity what's a little peck
00:38:31why would you tell everyone that remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed
00:38:38hey jules jules jules you're a pig hey emmet is lying okay he's lying
00:38:50i knew that you guys were hooking up all right but that was well before i had feelings for you
00:38:56you have feelings for me
00:38:57you have feelings for me yes jules i have feelings for you you do
00:39:11yeah i have all the feelings confusion frustration blind rage for a tip yeah but you know what
00:39:19sometimes jules sometimes you make me really happy
00:39:22look i know that you're hurt i broke your trust and when that video was leaked my trust was broken too
00:39:30what do you mean
00:39:33i mean i trusted you and you let me down and now i'm saying i would do anything to try again
00:39:38do you want to get back together you said no feelings yeah you're right
00:39:49so tell me you want to be with me tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract
00:39:53tell me you want to do this for real tell me that you want to give up the money
00:40:05well looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire
00:40:08ew why is he so obsessed with her doesn't he know that she's poor i didn't know she was poor
00:40:17parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer and the only reason why i know that is
00:40:22because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to maybe we should take jules
00:40:27shopping so she can forget she's poor spending money always makes me feel better yes yes that's a
00:40:33great idea you should go do that right now yes it's not that easy stop avoiding the question i'm not
00:40:46avoiding it look if i don't get the money i'll lose everything what do you mean i i mean mia and i
00:40:56want to take you shopping destiny me and jules are talking she was about to answer a very important
00:41:03question i don't want to go shopping with mia but i really don't want to lie to noah and tell him i don't
00:41:09have feelings for him or tell him about my dad and the debt we can talk later i promise
00:41:27the girls go shopping saturdays are for the boys
00:41:30must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me i cannot wait to crush your ego
00:41:38once i get jules and the lehman internship dude the lehman internship is the hardest internship in the
00:41:44entire country it was tailored for sigmas like me the internship is mine believe me me and jules are in
00:41:52this for good or at least until the end of the summer and i have to pay up
00:42:05if it isn't my favorite customer oh that dress you ordered finally came in
00:42:09oh my god it's gorgeous i'm gonna go try this on
00:42:24you ordered the wrong size uh no i used the measurements that you gave me no you didn't
00:42:30that's impossible it doesn't fit maybe the zipper's stuck what are you doing i'm shopping
00:42:37do you not remember me i used to be in here all the time oh she can't afford this place anymore
00:42:44she can only shop at thrift stores but what mia says goes so your money's no good here
00:42:51you know what you're right i have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you
00:42:58that's it you're out oh mr allen excuse me i'm just gonna take out the trash trash
00:43:05yeah that's my girlfriend oh
00:43:13apparently i'm too poor to even stand in this boutique
00:43:18see this car
00:43:20has no spending limit my girlfriend can get whatever she wants
00:43:25and i would like to try this dress on first no way this is mine
00:43:29oh are you gonna purchase it no not with this janky little zipper
00:43:34great let's try it on jules
00:43:50what do you think
00:43:51noah will you come help zip me up of course
00:44:09you know there's only one problem with this dress is it too expensive no it breaks a no boner rule
00:44:17well aren't you gonna thank me
00:44:25aren't you gonna thank me
00:44:30thank you noah you can be pretty sweet sometimes like lipstick on a pig
00:44:43put the dress on my card
00:44:52excuse me um i am missing a very expensive necklace
00:44:59i bet she stole it i would never then dump out your bag and prove it
00:45:04i don't know how that got there
00:45:17well she stole it and i believe that five hundred dollars is a felony
00:45:39call the police don't call the police this is all my fault no it's not yes it is
00:45:48i wanted to surprise you so i put the necklace in your purse
00:45:52but i was gonna pay for it once everybody left you can't do this it's a waste of money
00:45:58neither of us want me to win it's worth it trust me
00:46:02and you look beautiful in that dress put the necklace on my card as well please and thank you
00:46:21there he is jules is looking pretty hot tonight yeah jules looks hot every night
00:46:28well enjoy it while it lasts because after tonight i'll have a little slut begging for me
00:46:37watch your mouth don't talk about jules like that
00:46:41okay dude jules was mine first i dumped her okay it's a matter of time before she comes running back
00:46:48to me jules broke up with you so she could be with me okay all right let's add some heat to our bet
00:46:57yeah i get jules's panties off by the end of tonight you hand over the lehman internship and never come
00:47:03back to the summer house fine and when you don't hook up with jules i want you to back off of her for
00:47:08the rest of the summer okay i don't even want you looking at her deal
00:47:18you better not make me go into that club alone jules you are looking so hot in that dress
00:47:23eat shit hey don't leave my side the rest of the night okay enjoy it while i'll last noah
00:47:38because i'm not letting jules leave tonight unless it's with me
00:47:51hey
00:47:52where did destiny and mia go uh i don't know jules you uh you didn't answer my question
00:48:04about what the music in here because i think it sucks jules
00:48:10tell me that you want to be with me for real no contracts and no money i mean it
00:48:19i need jules to come with me uh destiny we're right in the middle of something
00:48:22like i care i need jules to come backstage with me
00:48:28i'm sorry we'll talk about it later okay have fun here put this on
00:48:35i entered us into a lap dancing competition
00:48:44you're crazy well if you're too afraid you can just back out now
00:48:53you're on
00:49:00follow me
00:49:05let the show begin
00:49:17you think you're hot
00:49:18shit well it's time for you to prove it
00:49:23everyone in the club get hot and heavy tonight is electric lounge's lap dance competition
00:49:30the rules are simple each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man
00:49:39a lap dance and you get to vote on who is hotter
00:49:44uh
00:49:58uh
00:50:10I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:50:14To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:50:18Now when you're waiting on me, it's just a great thing
00:50:22I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:50:27To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:50:30Now when you're waiting on me, it's just a great thing
00:50:35I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:50:39Top that.
00:50:56Top that.
00:51:09You're the most beautiful girl here, show them all.
00:51:39Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Ladykiller special now.
00:51:53Yeah.
00:51:54I got you.
00:51:58Here's a tip.
00:52:00And the winner of the lap dance contest is.
00:52:05As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair.
00:52:23I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public for free.
00:52:31Jewels, wait.
00:52:35You look upset.
00:52:40What are you, my therapist?
00:52:43Fuck off.
00:52:44No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:52:48Jewels.
00:52:50I have something that can make you feel better.
00:52:57What is that?
00:52:58Okay, time.
00:52:59Come on, Jewels.
00:53:01You want to have some fun?
00:53:02No, thanks.
00:53:09Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:53:13Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:53:17Better play along.
00:53:28Bottoms up.
00:53:29Cheers.
00:53:33All right.
00:53:35Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:53:37Come on.
00:53:37I'm going to go change.
00:53:43Destin.
00:53:44Have you seen Jewels?
00:53:45I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:53:48Emmett was with her.
00:53:48That little shit.
00:53:59Don't move.
00:54:05What do you think you're doing?
00:54:07Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:54:09We both know you want this.
00:54:12Be gentle.
00:54:13Just like our first time, remember?
00:54:15Back off.
00:54:17Just relax, baby.
00:54:19Let that E kick in.
00:54:20You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:54:23Oh.
00:54:24I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:54:26Let go of me.
00:54:27This is just going to take a minute.
00:54:31Oh, yeah.
00:54:33That's right.
00:54:33Moan for me.
00:54:34I mean...
00:54:35Moan, are you in there?
00:54:41Noah!
00:54:41Help me!
00:54:45Noah!
00:54:46Help me!
00:54:49Emmett!
00:54:50Get off of her!
00:54:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:54:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:54:59Emmett!
00:55:00She doesn't want you!
00:55:02What are you doing?
00:55:02She wants me so bad, dude.
00:55:05Even if she won't say so.
00:55:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:55:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:55:19Wait!
00:55:19Stop!
00:55:26This asshole isn't worth it.
00:55:32You look like shit.
00:55:47Jules just kicked my ass.
00:55:49All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:55:52Hey!
00:55:52Hey!
00:55:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:55:57Mia, stop.
00:56:03This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:56:08Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:56:09Be so fucking for real.
00:56:11Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:56:13You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:56:18And you know what?
00:56:19He's coming back to the house with me.
00:56:23Tonight.
00:56:24Mia, sit down.
00:56:26Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:56:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:56:33Let's go.
00:56:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:56:41Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:56:53Ow.
00:56:54You're hurt.
00:56:55Let me help you.
00:56:56Okay.
00:57:09I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:57:11I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:57:25I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:57:28Really.
00:57:29I didn't take them.
00:57:31You didn't take the pills?
00:57:38You know, I got something better than E.
00:57:40It's twice as fun.
00:57:43And I've been saving it just for you.
00:57:44What are you trying to give me?
00:57:58Rocky Road.
00:58:02Ow.
00:58:03Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:58:04This is how you repay me?
00:58:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:58:11I'm not an asshole.
00:58:13No, you're the king of assholes.
00:58:17You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:58:21but whatever.
00:58:27I got to show you something.
00:58:28I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:58:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:58:48I wanted you all somewhere.
00:59:11Stop waiting.
00:59:12I need you now.
00:59:16What if somebody sees?
00:59:24Everybody's at the club.
00:59:27I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:28I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:28I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:32I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:38No.
00:59:38Hi, this is Alan, it's Mia.
01:00:07Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:00:10He was hinting at proposing to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:00:17Okay, bye.
01:00:32Hey sleepy little.
01:00:34What are you doing up so early?
01:00:37I thought I wore you out last night.
01:00:39I'm ready for another round.
01:00:42Hey, can you knock?
01:00:43Can you put your boner away?
01:00:46Get up!
01:00:47Get up!
01:00:48Get up, get up, get up!
01:00:49Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:00:51It's worse than a fire!
01:00:54Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
01:01:04You're fucking with me.
01:01:05What's the big deal?
01:01:06Uh, there's the drugs.
01:01:07And the mess.
01:01:08And you.
01:01:09What about me?
01:01:10She like totally thinks you're a slut.
01:01:11But like in a bad way.
01:01:12Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:01:17I need to get out of here.
01:01:19I'll hide Jules.
01:01:20I'll distract mom.
01:01:24Yo, Jason.
01:01:25I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:01:26Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:01:28Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:01:35Got it.
01:01:45Get your brother.
01:01:47Now.
01:01:54Mommy!
01:01:55Wait!
01:01:56Noah!
01:01:57Uh.
01:02:02My baby boy!
01:02:03Mom!
01:02:04Hi!
01:02:05Hey!
01:02:06Mom!
01:02:07I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:02:09Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:02:13To propose!
01:02:19Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:02:21None of your business.
01:02:22Okay.
01:02:23Well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:02:36I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:02:40What is that slut doing here?
01:02:45You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:02:48Get out of this house.
01:02:49Mom.
01:02:50Noah.
01:02:51A little help.
01:02:52Uh, Mom.
01:02:53Uh, this is Jules.
01:02:54Jules.
01:02:55And she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:03:00Uh, yes.
01:03:01It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:03:06Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:03:10Lisa.
01:03:11My second mommy.
01:03:12We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:03:17Oh, yes we do.
01:03:20You're marrying Mia now?
01:03:22I have no idea what got into her head.
01:03:24I am so sorry, okay?
01:03:25But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:03:28Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:03:31Please?
01:03:40My head hurts.
01:03:43Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:03:46Yeah.
01:03:47I have some in my purse.
01:03:48Oh, thanks.
01:03:55She's prepared.
01:04:04Water.
01:04:05Water.
01:04:06I need water.
01:04:07Water.
01:04:08Jules.
01:04:10What did you give my mom?
01:04:12Aspirin.
01:04:13Aspirin?
01:04:14Woo!
01:04:16It's so hot in here.
01:04:19Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:04:24Oh, no.
01:04:26Woo!
01:04:27Hey, I have an idea.
01:04:28Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:04:31I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:04:33Wow!
01:04:34Oh, that's enough.
01:04:35Uh, I gotta talk to you.
01:04:36Let's go.
01:04:37Woo!
01:04:38Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:04:40Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:04:43No way.
01:04:44You gave her those?
01:04:45I didn't give them.
01:04:46She found them.
01:04:47Should we call an ambulance?
01:04:49Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:04:51She hates you already.
01:04:52What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:04:56Where did she go?
01:04:57Where did she go?
01:05:12Mom, get out of the pool.
01:05:14No way!
01:05:15It feels so good.
01:05:16Oh, wait, no.
01:05:17Help!
01:05:18I'm drowning!
01:05:19Mia!
01:05:20Save me!
01:05:21Oh, absolutely not.
01:05:22I'm not going in there.
01:05:23Help!
01:05:24Help!
01:05:25Help!
01:05:26Help!
01:05:27Help!
01:05:28Help!
01:05:29Help!
01:05:30Did you save me?
01:05:31Here, let's get out of here.
01:05:32What?
01:05:33What?
01:05:34I'm not going in there.
01:05:35Help!
01:05:36Help!
01:05:37Help!
01:05:38Help!
01:05:39Help!
01:05:40Help!
01:05:41Help!
01:05:42Help!
01:05:43Help!
01:05:44Help!
01:05:45Help!
01:05:47Help!
01:05:48Help!
01:05:49Help!
01:05:50Help!
01:05:51Help!
01:05:53Help!
01:05:54Help!
01:05:55You save me!
01:05:56Here, I brought you some tea.
01:06:07I was wrong about you.
01:06:09I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:06:20Thank you for taking care of her.
01:06:24I hope I was a good maid.
01:06:26Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:06:29Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:06:33You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:06:39I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:06:42No feelings, remember?
01:06:50I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:06:53I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:06:56I need that money more than I want you.
01:07:04When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:07:08If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:07:14So it was really always just about the money. Really?
01:07:18When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:07:21But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:07:33Come with me.
01:07:34I want to give you the money.
01:07:41Not as your boss.
01:07:43As your boyfriend.
01:07:46Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:07:47I don't know what to say.
01:07:54Just let me take care of you.
01:08:01And tell me that you love me.
01:08:03I don't think I can say it.
01:08:11Let me take care of you.
01:08:13It's the least you can do.
01:08:17Fine.
01:08:19You can take care of me, okay?
01:08:22And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:08:25I know you do.
01:08:26Good morning, everyone.
01:08:32Oh, my God.
01:08:33Lisa, you're okay.
01:08:35Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:08:40I was just leaving.
01:08:41You're not leaving, Jules.
01:08:43We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:08:49After your little sex video was released,
01:08:52at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:08:56But, after you saved me,
01:09:00all I can say is,
01:09:03welcome to the family.
01:09:08Wait.
01:09:09You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:09:12That was before you left me to drown.
01:09:16I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:09:21Adios.
01:09:24Bye, Mom.
01:09:26I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:09:32Good luck with that.
01:09:34I don't need luck.
01:09:36I have a really big brain.
01:09:38There must be something incriminating in here.
01:09:51What is this?
01:09:54Hmm.
01:09:59Ew.
01:10:00Ew.
01:10:01What died in here?
01:10:02My manhood.
01:10:03Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:10:07Really?
01:10:11I don't like to read.
01:10:13It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:10:15They're faking their entire relationship
01:10:18so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:10:21That's cheating.
01:10:22Oh, great.
01:10:24You finally figured it out.
01:10:25Good boy.
01:10:26Okay.
01:10:26I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:10:35I thought this was summer vacation.
01:10:38I know.
01:10:39I know.
01:10:40But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:10:43What up, lovebirds?
01:10:50Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:10:52You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:10:58Who are you?
01:11:00I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:11:03Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:11:13What are you doing here?
01:11:15Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:11:18I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:11:23The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:11:26I'd like to be your friend.
01:11:33Noah.
01:11:34Can you help out your friend here?
01:11:36He seems a little confused.
01:11:42Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:45Uh, I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,
01:11:49and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:11:53The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:11:59And I get bored easy.
01:12:00Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:12:09Interview starts now.
01:12:11Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:12:15Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:12:17Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:12:20That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:12:21That's the guy you want to work for?
01:12:32He's a total clown.
01:12:33Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:12:39And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:12:42But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:43Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:12:47I was the captain of every sports team I was on,
01:12:49and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:12:51I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:12:54and have my own career.
01:12:56And then our sex tape got released.
01:12:59And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:13:03The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:13:06Jules, I need this internship.
01:13:08And so do you.
01:13:10Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:13:12You lied to me.
01:13:17No, I didn't lie to you.
01:13:19I just...
01:13:20I just didn't tell you everything.
01:13:22I'm sorry.
01:13:26Everybody!
01:13:28Let's get the party started!
01:13:30Woohoo!
01:13:32It's over!
01:13:35Yeah, we're back.
01:13:38Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:13:42I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:13:47There's something special about you.
01:13:50You're so...
01:13:52beautiful.
01:13:54Thanks.
01:13:55But I'm taken.
01:13:57I'm not trying to marry you.
01:13:59Noah,
01:14:00tell me,
01:14:01who snatched this hottie up?
01:14:05That'd be me.
01:14:08You're a lucky man.
01:14:09I know.
01:14:14How long is he gonna be here?
01:14:17I'll protect you.
01:14:18And look at here.
01:14:21The happy little couple.
01:14:23Hmm.
01:14:23From
01:14:24wholemates
01:14:25to soulmates.
01:14:30Emmett,
01:14:31Noah and I are talking.
01:14:33Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:36Yeah, well, I just wanted to
01:14:37congratulate the big man.
01:14:40Yeah.
01:14:40It's finally gonna win our bet.
01:14:42What bet?
01:14:46What bet?
01:14:47I told Noah that
01:14:49if you guys can make it
01:14:50throughout the summer,
01:14:51I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:14:54That's not true.
01:14:56Yeah, it is.
01:14:57I thought Noah would pussy out
01:14:59if I won,
01:14:59so
01:15:00I recorded the whole thing.
01:15:02You play that,
01:15:02I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:15:03I don't want to hear it.
01:15:10Yeah.
01:15:11I'd probably break your heart
01:15:12to know that you were
01:15:13just a bet to Noah.
01:15:15Hmm?
01:15:16I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:15:20I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:15:22I was nothing but a check to you.
01:15:26Both of you can fuck off.
01:15:32Chicks, dude.
01:15:33I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:15:35I wouldn't want to do that
01:15:36in front of our special guest.
01:15:39I don't care about anybody
01:15:41except Jules.
01:15:43You're pathetic.
01:15:45Me.
01:15:47Whatever, dude.
01:15:51What were you thinking?
01:15:53That Noah would fall in love with you
01:15:54and save your family?
01:15:56I've been waiting all day
01:15:58to get you alone.
01:16:01You're a sexy girl.
01:16:03We could have a lot of fun.
01:16:06I don't have time for that shit.
01:16:07Then make time.
01:16:09There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:16:11The boys share their toys.
01:16:14And I want to play with you.
01:16:16I don't want to be played with.
01:16:18If you play nice,
01:16:19I'll give your boyfriend
01:16:20the little job.
01:16:22The only reason why Noah made his bet
01:16:24was to get this job.
01:16:25Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:16:28I should hear him out.
01:16:30What do I have to do?
01:16:33Let me borrow you for the night.
01:16:38In your dreams, Perv.
01:16:40Mia, you know where Jules is?
01:16:47Ugh, you're still caught up on that skank?
01:16:50Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:16:53Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me
01:16:55change my mind about you.
01:16:57Get it through your head.
01:16:58I want to be with Jules.
01:16:59Why do you like her so much?
01:17:02I don't like her.
01:17:06I love her.
01:17:09You know,
01:17:10I feel sorry for you
01:17:12for falling in love with such a liar.
01:17:14You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:16Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:17:19Found your girlfriend.
01:17:29If I do what you say,
01:17:34then you'll give Noah this job.
01:17:36Yes.
01:17:37And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:17:39We only interviewed him
01:17:40as a favor to his mom.
01:17:42My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:17:46Wait.
01:17:47Now I know where I recognize you.
01:17:50Damn.
01:17:51You were great.
01:17:53Just one kiss.
01:17:54That's all it takes
01:17:55to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:17:59Don't play hard to get!
01:18:12Get off of her.
01:18:18Get off of her.
01:18:20Let me have my fun.
01:18:22Then you can take your turn.
01:18:23If you don't leave her alone,
01:18:24I'm going to break your fingers.
01:18:25You wouldn't dare.
01:18:29You little shit.
01:18:30You'll never work for Lehman.
01:18:32Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:18:33because I would rather fuck
01:18:35a literal cheese grater
01:18:36than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:18:39You'll be hearing from my lawyer
01:18:41about my hand.
01:18:42You want to mess with me?
01:18:43You want to mess with me?
01:18:44Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:18:45and we'll let all the papers know
01:18:46that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:18:48who's chasing young girls around.
01:18:50You know, I bet your wife
01:18:51would love to hear about this.
01:18:52Please, don't tell my wife.
01:18:54Get out of my face, old man.
01:18:56How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:10How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:12It wasn't what it looked like.
01:19:14Don't lie to me.
01:19:15I saw you kiss him back.
01:19:16I didn't kiss him.
01:19:22But even if I did,
01:19:24you made a bet with Emmett
01:19:25about our relationship.
01:19:27You were getting money out of the deal,
01:19:29so why does it matter?
01:19:32Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:19:34and you want him right now.
01:19:36Tell him you love him.
01:19:37It matters
01:19:38because it makes it clear
01:19:40that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:19:41You're fired.
01:19:52Get out of my house.
01:20:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:20:09You never belonged with us
01:20:15and now it's your turn to go.
01:20:19I played you and I won.
01:20:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:20:26Oh, honey.
01:20:27This has everything to do with me.
01:20:30I planted the camera in your room
01:20:37and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:20:41and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:20:47You thought you were better than me,
01:20:52but I always win.
01:20:54All I fucking do
01:20:57is win.
01:21:01A miserable bitch like you
01:21:04will never win.
01:21:13Mom,
01:21:14I saved the house.
01:21:18It's too late.
01:21:19Maybe we can call the bank
01:21:26and figure something out.
01:21:28Someone bought it out
01:21:30from under us just this morning.
01:21:32That's what happens
01:21:33when you lose sight of your goal.
01:21:35You lose everything.
01:21:37Oh, God.
01:21:39Can I help you?
01:21:52What are you doing in that uniform?
01:21:55My dad cut me off
01:21:56after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:21:59I guess he paid a lot of money
01:22:01to give me that job, so...
01:22:04Do you need anything?
01:22:09I have a big tip for you.
01:22:17Seriously?
01:22:19Smile more.
01:22:28This money feels dirty.
01:22:30I never want to see this check again.
01:22:32I never want to see this check again.
01:22:39Miss me?
01:22:49Miss me?
01:22:56Get lost.
01:22:57I deserve that.
01:23:01Look, I wrote us up
01:23:02a new contract, all right?
01:23:04And I think you'll really like it.
01:23:09Is this the deed to my house?
01:23:12Yeah.
01:23:14This morning, I bought it.
01:23:17You bought my house from under us?
01:23:19Look at the name on the title.
01:23:23Oh, my God.
01:23:25You put it under my name.
01:23:28It's yours, Jules.
01:23:30It's all yours.
01:23:31But I am only giving it to you
01:23:34under one condition.
01:23:37Another condition.
01:23:37What, do you want me to be
01:23:40your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:42Sleep with your boss?
01:23:43Drug your mom?
01:23:44No.
01:23:47But I would like you to meet me
01:23:48at the summer house
01:23:49tonight.
01:23:57At 8 p.m.
01:23:58And I want you to wear this.
01:24:00Okay.
01:24:07What are you doing here?
01:24:15Noah told me to come.
01:24:17Really?
01:24:18Oh, how pathetic.
01:24:20Noah's throwing me
01:24:21an engagement party.
01:24:25He's proposing to you?
01:24:28When did you two get back together?
01:24:30Well, it's not official yet,
01:24:31but he invited me here
01:24:33to pop the big question
01:24:34in front of everyone
01:24:35and even an idiot like you
01:24:37would know that he's proposing.
01:24:39I guess after spending
01:24:40the entire summer
01:24:41being bored to death by you,
01:24:43Noah decided it was time
01:24:44to be with the best.
01:24:46Mia!
01:24:49Jules!
01:24:50I am so happy
01:24:51that both of you were here.
01:24:52Why did you invite me here?
01:24:54To watch you propose to Mia?
01:24:57Propose?
01:24:58Who said anything
01:24:59about proposing to you?
01:25:00Oh, please.
01:25:01The big question.
01:25:04Yeah, I do have
01:25:04a big question.
01:25:07Mia, why did you plant
01:25:08that sex tape
01:25:09of Jules and I?
01:25:11Uh,
01:25:12how did you know about that?
01:25:15Well, because I made
01:25:16a huge mistake.
01:25:17And when you were
01:25:18leaving the summer house,
01:25:19I heard you're
01:25:19in Jules' fight.
01:25:20You know,
01:25:21the one where you told her
01:25:22that you planted
01:25:23the sex tape in our room.
01:25:24Okay.
01:25:26Fine.
01:25:27Yeah,
01:25:28I planted the camera
01:25:29and I uploaded the video
01:25:30to the internet,
01:25:31but I just wanted
01:25:32to watch your relationship
01:25:33blow up in all your faces.
01:25:35What are you gonna do?
01:25:36Arrest me?
01:25:37Actually, that's my job.
01:25:38Oh, hi.
01:25:39Mia Matthews,
01:25:39you're under arrest
01:25:40for revenge porn.
01:25:42What?
01:25:42You're not actually
01:25:43doing this, are you?
01:25:44These are not
01:25:45what they're for.
01:25:46Call my dad!
01:25:47Oh, daddy!
01:25:49Bye, Mia.
01:25:52If you invited me
01:25:54here to watch that,
01:25:55I appreciate it.
01:25:57That's not why
01:25:58I invited you here.
01:26:03Everybody!
01:26:05What is he doing?
01:26:07I have invited you all here
01:26:12so I can
01:26:13share my secrets.
01:26:17And here are my secrets.
01:26:21I scream when I see spiders.
01:26:23I do.
01:26:25And I crashed my car
01:26:26on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:26:28and I was so scared
01:26:29I just left it there.
01:26:32And I cannot tell my lefts
01:26:34from my right.
01:26:34Noah, what are you doing?
01:26:36You look like a crazy person.
01:26:37And I have one more secret.
01:26:41Jules, I am stupidly
01:26:43in love with you.
01:26:48And I want to make it
01:26:49official, Jules.
01:26:50Right here in front of everybody.
01:26:52I want everyone to know
01:26:53what you are to me.
01:27:01Jules,
01:27:02why did you reject me
01:27:03in front of everybody?
01:27:03I didn't.
01:27:05I just don't want
01:27:06everyone to know
01:27:06our business.
01:27:08Jules, do you want
01:27:09to be my girlfriend?
01:27:19Of course I do.
01:27:21Now, let's party.
01:27:23All I do is rip
01:27:28and we're leaving
01:27:28I can't keep track.