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02:56did you get some accessories no accessories okay are we doing i'm gonna try i asked spider i i'm like i
03:01need some spider that guy though so but how are they gonna make a suit in a week i don't know he's
03:06pretty good this is our fire sent me a mariachi band outfit literally can i tell you can i say what
03:13i i uh just a little preview hank came up with the greatest uh nickname for me that i'm now going to
03:21be using and i have i have it drawn up it might even be in this in the store uh when we were watching
03:28the wrestlemania last week i'm gonna go from now on as the overtaker oh i like that that's very good
03:37yeah that is yeah you know uh like wait but wait day what what kind of accessories are we talking
03:43what oh you're getting an earring no that's not a earring a tie a tie it's a it's a it's a diamond
03:53horseshoe pendant a pendant you're gonna wear that on your neck you gotta do earrings dave you
03:59would look so good in a barry bonds and you had like oh there's a pendant that goes on the lapel
04:04like a horseshoe okay that's not a pendant okay you would make it an earring broach yeah yeah yeah
04:09yeah dude you had that dangling from the ear you had a money sign dangling from one ear well i couldn't
04:15make you and go buy go go get my ear pierced for it yeah let's go come on you can maybe get that
04:23clipped on if you don't want to go all the way get a clip on who cares it's not a bad idea that's
04:28yeah but it needs to like really dangle like a swinging you know like like get like almost like
04:35a christmas ornament like put a hook that like dangles yeah that's not a bad idea yeah uh all
04:41right let's get into the topics because i gotta go at 11 so thanks for doing a little early all
04:46right uh shanora sanders the nfl draft it took over the internet i this to me it i reacted to uh the
04:56stephen a yeah tweet in which he brought up kaepernick and you saw a lot of people going like
05:03racism and you saw a lot of different takes to me all just insane takes the nfl is the number one
05:13we don't want distraction in the locker room league in the history of league so now if they
05:20oh well no it is but like they'll also employ you know murderers and abusers well they're good like
05:27well correct right and yeah yeah yeah no but i'm saying like they're not well no you gotta you gotta
05:32be the the yeah the juice is gonna be worth the squeeze if they think shador is the next coming
05:38of of mahomes or whoever they're gonna draft them one without thinking he but they get caught now i
05:46love shador as a quarterback i think he will be well i don't know with all the shit but outside that i
05:50thought talent wise he he should have been the first quarterback clearly a lot of people didn't feel that
05:56way and the last thing you want is him as a backup with the potential circus of him deal and be like
06:04he's better than that guy why isn't he playing so in that sense he's probably the worst backup you
06:11could possibly have in the history of earth so if you don't think he's a first round franchise quarterback
06:17that you're in this sticky predicament now the browns draft but that's the browns okay i mean
06:22well you can cut him at this point like if you didn't waste that high of a draft pick on it
06:28but anything other than gms coaches owners being like we think it's worth it at this value is nuts
06:37there's no collusion owners hate each other like the owners are the most competitive group of people
06:43in the world so there's nothing outside of whether he conduct his interviews poorly whether they didn't
06:50think he was that good you you just evaluate like is it worth the pick or is it better somebody else to
06:55help that's it any other thing what about this though is there is there uh like it i'm thinking
07:04if i'm a gm or a coach specifically a coach and you draft him i feel like you run the risk of signing
07:10your own death warrant and deon absolutely so like that to me but that's a different thing that's like
07:15i think he's good but i want to keep my job so i'm not i'm not going down but if if he was good
07:21enough to win you games you're not in or uh any sort of predicament the owner no but i mean i think
07:29as a coach or someone who might be replaced you you do run like like i feel like the owner might
07:33come in and be like i don't give a fuck and yeah if he's good we're going with deon but we're taking
07:36him i think i think it's about that you're a coach who thinks that deon could come in and take your
07:42job you don't want to draft oh i don't think that has any of that because there's a world where
07:47like if shudder comes in and plays it's like it's now the sanders show no no it doesn't matter
07:53the other thing that happened here is like i mean mcshay was on pmt last week and he said straight up
07:58he's like i don't have a team for him like in the first round like it's not going to happen he said
08:03that a lot of people are saying that yeah yeah but i think what also happened was deon does have
08:09friends everywhere including us we're biased uh we like deon a lot and i think that there was like
08:15you don't want to be the guy who's wrong about shudder so a lot of people said he's going to be
08:20a first rounder or second rounder when there wasn't actually a team that was going to take him
08:24in the first or second round but the alternative is like if you're standing on a on a soapbox being
08:29like shudder's a fifth rounder and then he goes in the first round you're gonna have hell to pay you
08:34know what i mean so it's like easier to be like well i think he might go first or second round and then
08:39the slide happens which wasn't really like you're right dave like the once he gets into backup range
08:45you don't there's a lot of stuff coming with him as a backup and that's the worst backup you could
08:50ever possibly want you could make the argument that being a backup is actually a harder job to
08:56like get and keep just because it's not just based on talent right you know what i mean like
09:01cam newton was not a backup for a long time or jay cutler like those guys like it's hard to be a
09:08backup and and be like i'm in the shadows and i'm helping the starter it is the one position in
09:15probably all the sports coaches whatever you don't want the microphone in front of the back right
09:19you want the backup just to be quiet i have the starters back and why would anyone and i love dion
09:25i think shudder is great but why would anybody if you don't think he's the starter why would you
09:30there's that means you don't think he's that great and there's plenty of guys you can get to
09:35be the backup who will gladly keep their mouth shut coming out of this draft they're not trying to be
09:41the starter right away so does that just mean that i i understand what you're dan you're saying
09:46about like the politics of it all but there was nobody saying this so like is there that big of
09:51a disconnect between the talent evaluators and the gms and the nfl and the scouts well i think a lot of
09:56people saying there were people saying it wasn't the people on tv as much like mcshay who's with the
10:03ringer now he was saying it he said it last week his odds were his odds were like he he was a big
10:09underdog to like slide like he was not supposed to go top 20 he was like my like minus 140 he'd go
10:16past that and then you just run to the thing it's with all the and i love dion but it's a lot it even
10:22i like shudder but you know it's hard to tell what's he motivated by like after the draft he's in the
10:30club partying with all like is that who you want as your guy coming in like that was what he's always
10:36bit like it's almost like yeah i know but but it's like that the fact that that it it shouldn't
10:42have been a surprise one like i don't know he's always been this guy so i don't know why it became
10:47a thing in the moment people didn't think he was good enough yeah right right whatever's happened
10:53it was like i went in to the draft after talking to mcshay and talking to other people that we had
11:00on like i was like i don't think he's gonna be a first rounder i think when dylan gabriel and jalen
11:04milro went ahead of him that's where it was like what the fuck is going on but it kind of makes
11:08sense when you figure out that he's a you know yeah but also it reaches a point like as a jets
11:13fan especially when you're talking about a fourth or a fifth round pick i'm like let's let's go
11:17because i'll take i'll take the chance i've always been a circus that's why i think the browns are
11:21probably like fuck it you're a circus anyway and now you might get a chance to the guy who should
11:25have been top 10 top you know first round pick whatever and but i don't know if he should have been
11:31i think that was really good media create that that's where the media comes in we're like dion
11:36good job of hyping him up and then think about where dion's worked nfl network cbs he has friends
11:42at espn like a lot of these mel kuyper had a fucking yeah i was gonna say you think mel was doing that
11:48i don't know but i think he really believed that i really believe it i've said it for two years dan
11:54knows that like i've watched him before him i i think he's an nfl quarterback i still think he can
11:59be i still the culture of the nfl if i i know a lot of people didn't you just that's not what you
12:06want your back you don't want your backup to be the biggest star on the team that's just a recipe
12:11for disaster um the mel i almost tweeted this out the star of the draft oh i think i think what people
12:19forget about the draft and i have people he's wrong putting up his stats it's not about that this is
12:25the nfl draft is is the shining star of how crazy this country is with football like the fact that
12:35it's this big a deal and mel is the star of stars like people are talking it's like shador mel mel
12:42shador that's all that's his job be the third the third day is not like no one watches the third day
12:49being like i'm glued to this they were oh like even the most diehard fans yeah yeah you're you're
12:55watching pics you're like i don't know who this guy is i was glued to it i had because mel kiper
13:01go going to the draft i think is the craziest thing in the fucking world
13:05you know for three days i've been it's not brutal it's the worst thing of course it is it's not a
13:13it's crazy but we've done this where barstool like will go to the super bowl big oh we hijacked
13:21this too like we're who they're talking about whether it's arrested or whatever it may be
13:25events like they're talking about barstool mel kiper still what's he been doing say 47 years
13:31is the guy like he the draft goes through mel like there's a lot of different voices out there saying
13:38this that i don't care what anybody says i care what mel i want and i thought i think he's right
13:43people like he's wrong here he had my homes five who cares it's entertainment and you want to see
13:49and and god bless mel he's so convincing in his like takes and then i was did you see the thing
13:56with the pumpkin pie oh what about that when he he like they gave him pumpkin pie because he likes that
14:04he he want to eat it and they're like you know mel we've never seen you eat he doesn't eat in front
14:10of people dave you do you know his pizza thing you guys takes the cheese off he takes the cheese
14:15off and puts mashed potatoes on it i love this guy he's a golden goose he doesn't he doesn't and he
14:22also is like the perfect guy to have it because he doesn't have so like he doesn't use social media
14:26yeah he's not trying to be yeah his landlines where mcshay told us the story that he'll call mel's
14:32house and his wife will pick up and we'll be like hey is mel there and she'll be like yeah he'll call
14:37you back from the other landline in a minute yeah mel mel and johnny fanta those are the two guys
14:42like i've said it that you can't so credit to mel he is the draft he's almost created like the draft
14:50yeah himself he's got he's got like a mock draft out already for next year he just goes so credit
14:55everyone freaking over mel and then he gave the browns an a plus the only a plus he gave out
15:01um by the way i i can't i saw uh whack 100 is on on no jumper said that he has the shudder
15:10such a kevin quote i saw whack i don't know what you said i saw whack 1430 on no jumper
15:18he said he has either has or has seen the shudder interviews i don't know whether that's true or not
15:24i can't imagine what he said in those interviews that is that but you got to you got to think of
15:31an nfl i know but i'm like that's what i mean though i'm saying the nfl has seen it all i mean
15:38his father honestly said like when are you picking uh seven i'm gonna be gone by then get up and lead
15:43how much worse gonna be than that like but that's bad hurt at all but that's bad because i think he
15:48just went to these interviews and was like i'm the man and all these teams are telling me no one
15:53done that before no i'm just saying but but they have their they are the man yes you know i mean
15:58like if you are the man yeah it doesn't matter they'll be like fine we'll deal with it but he
16:02went in being like i'm the man and they're like we watch the tape i don't know if you're the man
16:06correct and then you have everything in between it but it it's not all my thing it is not race it
16:15wasn't collusion it's none of that it's it's this weird factor of the dion the superstar the going to
16:22the club the backup do you actually like who knows like i don't know him well enough i love dion
16:29i think he's really good but if he's not like yeah i'm gonna dedicate my life he may be like i have
16:35infinity money already i'm a superstar like you just yeah we're not there so you don't know but it's a
16:42risky early pick for a backup and he overestimated he didn't throw at the combine he didn't he didn't
16:47like practice at the the uh like east west shrine bowl and all these go to gruden's camp
16:52he didn't go to gruden's camp probably should have because gruden makes everybody seem like a football
16:57nut did you see the like what his pro day was it was like they spent like a hundred thousand dollars
17:02on the pro day there was like a vip section a red carpet like he like music going like all this stuff
17:08where you gotta be the guy you gotta be clear and he may end up i think he is but the other teams
17:16have because dion had all that coming out and he got drafted because dion is the fucking guy and there
17:22was no doubt about that and we've heard gruden talk i think it was uh antonio brown gruden telling
17:29stories like i would eat shit for him because he was the guy like they will do that if they're convinced
17:36you're the guy they're not convinced with him so you can't act like the guy when the other team's
17:41like uh we don't think you're the guy so right um oh wait one last thing i know we're going along
17:45here the prank call yeah it's that's on the list okay okay i didn't send the list got it yeah i didn't
17:52see the prank call two things well go ahead you start it you want well i i mean i was kind of i went
17:57back and forth on it because i was like it was fucked up and like seeing the video of the frat boys doing
18:01that it was like that's lame like don't kick a guy when he's down but then the pendulum went the other
18:06way and people were acting like shuduro got shot like he was a fucking by the way to shuduro's credit
18:11he did not act like he got shot he was kind of like yes lame whatever i want to do it and it
18:16happened last year with with uh the eagles guy cooper dejean all right yeah so and people did it
18:22tyler warren yeah so they didn't make that big of a stink to me the bigger thing is how idiotic this
18:30kid is to put himself on camera what do you think they're not going to put that together
18:34he realized it too you see that he like got out of the screen he thought there was no way this is
18:40going to work for whatever reason it's like you found the number you gave it to someone why don't
18:43you think it's going to work but yeah as soon as that started as soon as you picked up he was like
18:47oh fuck they are acting like it is a capital offense it reminds me vaguely of joe buck with randy
18:53moss when he moved green bay we're like kill him like right it you it is an idiotic thing the frat
18:59boys really stupid but it's a prank phone call it's a prank fucking phone call like i wasn't
19:06like to just be like we're going to take you you got to wait longer i'm like i don't know
19:11matthew berry wanted the defensive coordinator fired i think yeah he's been going crazy he's in
19:15my comments he's tweeting he's like this is disgusting it's crazy yeah i mean imagine though
19:21like if he said something like this pathetic statement from the falcons isn't enough but if
19:25something like that does you know you lose your job or or whatever like he's got to be so fucking
19:31mad at his kid holy shit um the jags this this this jags thing is getting weird oh the the gm with
19:41that speech about travis hunter first of all the kid looks like he's 14 years old max yeah when we
19:48interviewed liam cohen at the uh combine this gm walked in after and i shook his hand like he was
19:56like someone on the pr staff because i was like no way this kid is the gf and that's i i it that was
20:05just insane followed up by the duval who i saw on pmt by the way didn't come across me as that normal
20:12on pmt either like so that i don't know what they got going on there i love travis hunter but i'd be
20:18very worried about i don't know what you do travis hunter if someone was giving that speech about me
20:25i i would be like all right that's enough like i'm getting awkward here hearing you say that um
20:31hold on here i just lost my notes
20:34what was there was there an interview over the weekend dave that you saw yeah that's on the list
20:41that was listen i watch i watch cbs sunday mornings religiously yeah like you'll see me
20:48you'll see me every every few weeks do the like little sound of the the sun rising yeah it's like
20:54i wake up i get my coffee i sit down people like oh it's political i fast forward that's one political
21:01segment everything else is feel good it's like happy stories nature it's just my sunday you're so
21:07weird by the way for a guy who's like you know mean and hateful like you're also like sometimes
21:13you need an escape shows that are sad you can't sometimes you need an escape if you're if you're
21:18on that grind being mean you need some time to put it aside it's just like relax so they say belichick
21:25and it's like oh that's weird they do a little thing in the beginning where it's like here's what
21:29we're talking about today like it's the last like sunday in april and the pope died and the thing
21:35is belichick it's like all right i knew he had the book they do a book segment shows up belichick
21:40navy sweatshirt all ripped i'm like vintage belichick they're just talking about the coaching
21:44and then it got first i've never heard him like directly asked like that about craft being like
21:51well he said you're fired and he was like that was super awkward and then it goes into the girlfriend
21:57and they put her in there cutting it off and then we're talking about the photos which we've all seen
22:04i don't know if he knew anybody else saw those photos he does i don't i i think he was like
22:09totally blindsided by that fact he's like he's like i don't know how you who sent you though it was
22:15i was literally squirming i was like oh my god watching this and then it went crazy viral
22:22people are saying he's like being held hostage i've met jordan i don't know what to say
22:28it's i don't think he knows still with social media is that these photos are like out there
22:36and and like mega viral like everybody sees them not just a few people that you follow like the
22:41whole world it's i mean is he in the conservatorship i know the rumors are i mean this i feel like the
22:48vibe was like yeah people like the age difference is weird and it's creepy but the vibe was kind of
22:53like this is so wacky this is wild and now after that interview it turned 180 everyone's like
22:58the rumors what is she what is he where they why don't you just have a story about where you met
23:02by the way just fucking they do it's on a plane yeah but yeah like homework yeah but like maybe you
23:10don't want that out there because it highlights that you were like a literal child doing homework
23:14but like either say that or say you met at a fucking patriots event but do not go we're not
23:20talking about this because now it's a whole fucking thing the guy who conducted the interview dm me dan
23:24he's like i'll go on pmt oh all right let's have them yeah yeah yeah i mean that was that he she must
23:32have interrupted a hundred times yeah they don't they don't do that no no it's not 60 minute you know
23:40it's not controversial it is 100 those interviews are positive they're they're never supposed to be like
23:48an ounce of like that's why i was stunned i couldn't believe it like i i actually was saying
23:54i'm like i wonder if they're gonna bring up his girlfriend i was like i don't think they'll mention
23:57it and then bang it went this guy he's my guy hank hank had the perfect line that you just just go
24:07with his line he said someone needs to say something i don't know what to say
24:11i mean i've tweeted that at times i have something i have something to say and i just
24:17don't but yeah it it's definitely i mean it doesn't need to say something it doesn't like
24:23erase anything but it's definitely now a part of his legacy i'd say what the fuck seven to ten
24:28ex-patriot players in my dms be like what the fuck like it's crazy what do you think is going on
24:35he's just i don't even know there are rumors i don't even know i can say but like there's a no
24:41i know she's not a call girl i i believe how they met was on the plane i believe his answer
24:48was truthful when he's like i do what i think is best for me and he's got an attractive young girl
24:54that he's fucking and he doesn't give a fuck about anything else yeah but and and and he's been a guy
25:02who has never cared what anybody has thought but i mean i've never seen him seemingly stunned in an
25:09interview like oh my god i can't believe you asked that i've just never seen it to come from the cbs
25:16sunday morning guy it was like these are the nicest interviewers ever so it was do you you really think
25:24they did just meet on a plane like yeah they're making up that note that that does seem weird it just
25:30also seems weird that you would just be like sitting on a plane next to someone 50 years older
25:34or younger and you're just like all of a sudden in a relationship that seems i think they bonded
25:38over philosophy maybe they're not the two most normal oh i don't think so what she's doing is
25:45actually i think she's just very much like the ceo of and i've heard this now i've known this she
25:51runs the belichick enterprises and she's coming in there like this is about the book it's not about
25:57like the book is about coaching football it's not about my relationship you're not going to talk
26:02about it and they did she must interrupt a thousand times then it's like then you the girlfriend have
26:08to shut the fuck up and not be there if you don't want it to be about you yeah even that image they
26:13first showed where she's like kind of behind her like right off in the shadows um nba playoffs
26:21the knicks dodged a bullet i mean that absolutely is a foul and probably the game so that well i mean
26:29it was it was a foul but they were also i mean if you said it the report after why'd you make that
26:35weird face it's three shots a lot of shit go that that game there was a lot of whistle swallowed
26:40so my mind is pretty consistent okay fine i i didn't watch the whole game yeah it was physical
26:47as fuck and they just didn't call anything i think the celtics absolutely stomp the knicks in
26:52the next round provided we're healthy what stomp yeah i'm not scared of them at all i think cleveland
26:57will be very good this is where the nba is kind of fucked because it's like the knicks are i don't
27:02know what a top five or seven team and like they just have no shot in that next no shot i mean anything
27:06can happen but like i think cleveland i think cleveland celtics will be a very good series yeah that's
27:12what i mean though it's got to be one of those like four or five teams and then if you're even if
27:15you're right on the outside cusp of that it's like you'll have a good first round you'll you
27:19know entertain but then you just get stomped we had i mean i mean brunson and cat if they can do with
27:25that that fourth quarter was bananas and for all the fail foul baiting people out there which i do
27:29know he does i don't think he had a free throw maybe two free throws in the fourth quarter he just
27:32went off jalen brunson no he wasn't it wasn't bad yesterday there was game two that was bad but he was
27:37and he was passing the ball and cat was awesome i thought i thought when he got hurt too i was like well
27:42that's it the season's over and then he came back and went fucking bananas we had a tour de force
27:48lebron game 27 points through three zero in the fourth he did have a couple defensive plays but
27:54the last he had brick three not even close turnover foul which he's complaining about uh i love to see
28:01it i'll never outgrow him choking in the fourth quarter ever he also had 27 points on five for nine
28:08shooting he shot 18 foul foul shots and a lot of them were fouls but you know lakers are in trouble
28:13they played the entire second half he jj yeah nobody sat down yeah yeah and and i mean and anthony
28:21edward is that dude well the wolves are good like last year i thought they would be the versus south
28:26he just gassed out at the end of the playoffs like he totally gassed out i'm i'm i don't know what
28:33changes what prevents the guy from gassing out i hope he gases out again um i thought do you still
28:38get the same the same satisfaction as like 27 year old lebron on the heat or whatever versus now
28:44yeah but what no not the same because he's won but he's never won with the lakers and not even close i
28:50do not consider the bubble i do not consider the bubble what do you think about the people who say
28:54that the bubble was actually the hardest that's just that's just absolutely like so insane stupid
29:00idiotic i i forgot this the browns by the way never mind the browns being the browns but having
29:05the nutsack oh yeah it's just everything they do bouncing oh my god um and then i saw this real
29:14quick i know dan you've talked about it we can wrap it up with it it to me is a very obvious thing
29:20the gorilla versus 100 men which went super viral this is dumb there's no if 100 men attack a gorilla
29:26at once it's not even close it's not even close do they have any sort of weapons or anything no it's
29:30just 100 people yeah no way yeah um also the clipper the clippers nuggets series has been incredible i
29:37mean i haven't watched much of that i've been getting ready i'm in horse racing that buzzer beater
29:41that's crazy grand on that in fact i didn't know about it i saw a tweet it was literally it was
29:47literally a bet to be like mad at stephen che about when it doesn't hit and then it hit in the
29:52most dramatic 10 minute review just an insane insane hit you could review that for 10 000 minutes
29:59and i don't i still don't know i don't know what the call is they didn't have a good replay it was
30:03crazy i got that text while i was going to bed and i sent back like i think amazing or awesome but i
30:10was so mad that i didn't even know i was just like that review must have been your biggest sweat of
30:15all time huh oh it was just sitting there because steven che and then classic steven che
30:19he facetimed me for it because he's the one who gave me the bet no audio on the facetime
30:23still it was for any game in the first round right what no it was just that series that series
30:29oh which is a crazy i thought it was anything i'm like what a great bet i thought i didn't know
30:34it's just that's it that is crazy because we've done that march madness thing and there's like
30:39zero per buzzer beaters yeah and why did che is there like some reason that the nuggets and
30:45clippers hit buzzer beaters he just was like i think this is gonna be serious and like all these
30:50games are gonna be really close that's still a big it's crazy it's crazy i was mad about that i
30:56actually weirdly dan agree with him on the other thing what the 50 to one there's no value no you
31:03can't no but you can't send it right after dave you go when you know i want to value you and i
31:10always say that we've said at least 100 times even after a loss well it was a good bet like yeah but
31:17but like to be like he gave it to us and then to be like but it got to the finals guys like i don't
31:23i don't care that it got to the final at that time you don't right right when we lose he's like but
31:29we got to the finals yeah right it's the timing but the logic of what he's saying if he gave you
31:34a 50 to one to the finals that's like i want give me all those like i'm willing to lose those um
31:40have you guys paid attention to the justin trudeau saga on the minute fan show no oh yes yes i thought
31:47when you said justin trudeau for some reason i thought the canadian bro this is another this is
31:50another side of dave like happy go lucky dave like just being so into love and into justin and
31:55you know i like justin i don't know that i mean i had to basically bite my entire face not to
32:01every time he starts crying for this and then she sends another message to mike and stuff saying i
32:06like i'm the reason why she take it easy take it easy dave don't laugh don't laugh it's tough you
32:13know david kirk i don't know and then me crack this guy's hurt i prefer you know like like no but i do
32:21love the show and the content and stuff like that and i'm not going to not be myself
32:25on these things and i'm not going to suppress my feelings for these things on these shows
32:30i dude when i heard and i feel bad for him but when they were like how long they're back together
32:35you know that i yeah i heard love one but for him when i love love did win when i heard that they
32:41were together i thought he was gonna say like three years and when he was like a couple months
32:46well i couldn't i don't think i don't think this guy's walking on the street and loves knocking
32:50at his door every every place he goes but it's been a quite the saga they're back together even
32:56though she blatantly said i want to have kids and you're not the guy absolutely no she said you make
33:04me want to have kids just not with you that might be the meanest thing literally ever said in the
33:11history of relationships don't say it holy shit and now and now this girl is just in this world did
33:18she was like she actually messaged you that was real no she didn't mess with me she cullinane dave
33:23cullinane oh and i heard message dave no no no no no no no crazy dave cullinane but now she's
33:30so she said you may want to kids but not with you he said i will pick the kirk minahan show over you
33:37and they are all together still he was crying saying i love the miniverse and i love this girl
33:48i don't want to have to choose and whitney said it perfect because i was like well if you have like
33:53rome like a poison like berry and what would you do he's like he'd put it in her sandwich and then
33:59be like kirk how'd i do like i mean that is the ride or die guy yeah yeah yeah unbelievable
34:05i had one last thing and we we might have to cut it in case it doesn't happen but uh right now uh
34:13our guy max is on the way to the white house with the eagles so that picture might come out in like
34:20at like three o'clock this afternoon it's a ridiculous ridiculous set of circumstances the
34:25jerry o'connell prank call to them eating big dom being like hey we got to get you at the white house
34:31it's not right so he's suited up going to the white house with the eagles right now crazy uh
34:37what's his name uh saquon's getting a ton of shit right now i kind of still surprised by this
34:44though it's like i i respect the way he said he's like i golf with obama i'm he's the president i respect
34:50the office get the fuck out of my mentions like they're they're meeting at the white house so uh
34:56i think that that is it oh i i want to go on the record and say i think that ryan whitney's hair
35:02looks great and natural i just want that out there the why do you dye your hair not me no i'm
35:10just i think the hair guy who a hair person is putting the dye in when he goes that happens to me
35:16my my barber you know you can't you gotta know it's like that's a whole thing right they i don't
35:22imagine they have like a bottle and a comb or something like don't they you can't just have
35:26that happen and not know right dan i i asked for it the first time but now when he does it like i
35:32don't really it's kind of like it happens very quick he just kind of puts it in definitely what
35:37happened you is verbatim i go to the haircut and my hair comes out blacker well yeah they're they're
35:43dying so all right he shouldn't be ashamed no i not at all sucks i i think you're great i think
35:51you got a great salt and pepper thing i wouldn't like i don't know but it's it just gets it gets
35:56a lot i gotta honestly i would die like die this is not like no this is not died i might i'm too lazy
36:02like i i i will tell you when i'm gonna die it i do it like maybe once every couple of months and
36:07i'm like i should do that more and then i just forget i think people i mean i guess grass is always
36:12greener but i think i would want a little salt and pepper i think it looks good i think i need like
36:15more i would actually want to go full silver fox full silver fox i'd do it yeah it's not your beard
36:20it is a little bit of my beard and my mustache like my beard goes gray on the sides but i don't
36:26dry my beard though so the top i still luscious i mean that's unbelievable how good that hair is right
36:31there well it's fake that's not fake at all well you had to get surgery yeah by the way in the back
36:38dan not the front i know but what what did i say you had to get surgery in the back right but you had
36:44to get surgery did you hear when i said i was offered part of a derby horse did i tell you that
36:49yeah got hurt he's not in it imagine i did that wow got hurt like yesterday i would have the trip
36:55everything going oh so all right so i'm down see you guys
37:00you